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But is it hard?
um…dunno
Hard and blue- never a good combination.
what is hard, round, and filled with seamen?
a submarine!
OMG!!!! Did he die?
FIRST!
FRIST!
It’s comments like these that prompt the use of the “report abuse” button.
Kid needs to pump harder.
That will draw the excess blood out of his tongue.
bleh?
I believe that means (s)he gave his/her father a blowjob.
Plus – don’t forget the forward movement of the the brain pulled in towards your eyes….
Acturally it is a fail on many levels, an aged man using a penis pump…. hmmm… sad,
Acturally it is not say how old he is… , hmm… sad, ? O.o… , ,
Wow that is sad. Very sad in a grossly hilarious way
Simpsons did it.
Southpark did it TOO
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Fist?
hopefully LOL.
he could win a Darwin award
win
WIN!!
STFU! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU! YOU SUCK! EVERYONE HATES YOU! TROLLS ARE STUPID!
“STFU! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU! YOU SUCK! EVERYONE HATES YOU! TROLLS ARE STUPID!”
um wtf do u even know what he was talking about hes not a troll
yes, his a rare breed of hummingbird
ahaha. very nice dracula_fangirl. i can see why everyone loves u
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No its “what’s long, hard and full of seamen?”
That is unless yours is more round than long
It seems fitting that his username is “Spawny”
I bet the hole ordeal left a bad taste in his mouth.
excuse the pun…
im sick of these yahoo answer fails, people just make them up to send into fail blog
At least they waited two months.
only the fact that the kid put smthng in his mouth that would usually be in contact with a penis makes me sick :& my question is: IS IT A MALE OR A FEMALE THAT DID THIS?? (it’s a retard for sure…)
My guess would be a female… cause if it were a male, and knew what it was used for, wouldnt he use it there instead?
Um the pump has been on his dad’s penis and he or she puts their tongue in it. THERE IS THE EPIC FAIL!!!
he shoulda put his brain in instead ..perhaps
ps how does someone get things stuck in there anus requiring surgery??????????? i thought anuses were good at spitting stuff out
A hard man is good to find.
*pumpsqueeze!*
sounds like an exercise……I want a go!
*pumpsqueezes for K@!*
woo hoo!
*holds arms up in the air and screams*
*Backs away slowly.*
So, Spawny… How does daddy residue taste?
Ewwww
exactly my thoughts
ew
LMAO
did he die?
idk, but Spawny will be spawning something soon
ROFL
you might have to eat your mom out, works for daddy anyway
LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn I have to say that’s the first troll ever that I like, HAHAHAHAHA.
oral hygiene WIN!
?
to the first one
He is a troll in some way, isn’t he?
SO heres where everyone went.
You’ve missed us?
Yes
For all of the two minutes it took me to discover the new fail
Oh, how nice.
I was allready looking if your still hanging on the other fail.
I’m not hangin’ around there anymore, its starting to smell like somebody’s Poo Ping .
most people usually shift to the newest fail anyways.
Yup.
You didn’t like that?
No.
Merry Canada Day!
Happy party on Canada day.
YEAH CANADA!!
*winged kitten purrs and stretches, twitching her nose at the fail in disgust*
hey!
meow
Well, that’s just swell!
nooooo- thats you!
*heehee* *squeezes k@*
*squeezes*
*checks for bruising*
sorry- a little over enthusiastic today!
*checks for swelling*
*checks fridge for custard* *giggle*
Its a little warm, and I have no air conditioning- where else would I be!
Why do I have the feeling this person will be in the Darwin Awards soon?
I wonder whether the person is male or female…
either way it is disturbing.
both now
xD
Makes you believe in original sin – that’s the most original yet!
I hit a badger with a spoon…
*cries*
well it is kinda original & naughty- I thought that counted as original sin!
And the Darwin Award goes to…
No one because they didn’t die, nor did they remove themselves from the gene pool by any other way
Its real (clicky)
It’s loading since 2 minutes.
Loading sucks.
Page doesn’t replie. Mhhhmmm….
Fixed it
GOD DAMNIT WHY CAN’T THERE BE A FOOKING PREVIEW BUTTON
Oh.
It appears that yahoo answers in general is broken
Probably overloaded from all the people going there at one to see if this is true
I believe it is the penis enlarger that sucks.
Morning deejinator. Or it blows.
I say both.
vacum sucks
Really? Mine blows too.
Vacuums moves an heavy object from a high density to a low density containment enclosure. The motor acts as negotiator
of both low and high density values.
SUCKS! easier to write (am well aware of scientific principals!)
what’s that smell anyway?
Someone Poo Ping
Ba da boom ba da bing.
Test
I give up.
Don’t give up give in to the dark side. Join me and together we can rule the universe.
NEVER!!!!
join the dark side. we have cookies!
I’ll make my own damnit.
Caine join my privat side, we’ve got sexy ladys.
Wait we have sexy ladies.
I can get my own sexy ladies.
But I would rather join cherry’s side than anyone else’s.
That’s it I’m joining his side
Cherry, Want a cookie? (They’re homemade)
ours are homade, with love…
Mine are homemade. With Love, Goodwill and Compassion
And a pinch of cinnamon.
mine taste delicious!
Yes dude! You did the wrong choice!
*picks a cookie*
jumie! They are great!
No. I did the right choice (Look. I have a new avatar!!!!
)
Maybe I don’t. I better consult Gravatar.
your avatar didn’t change, but your name did
It did.
This is suspicious. Gravatars playing tricks on me.
I think I got it.
Nope
Lol I wanted to write right!
Welcome on my side cairnage!
No. Welcome to MY side
Mu ha ha ha ha
(You still get cookies)
I think I finally got my avatar.
Damnit. I need cookie.
How could Gravatar betray me like this?
*scampers over* Cookies?
If you join our side.
still same.
looks like the Cairnage-Cherry Alliance is experiancing civil war!
Nah,I can win him over with cookies.
It may be a dictatorship, But I do openly take suggestions.
*purrs* I like cookies. I’m gonna join your side
Did you clear you cache several times?Cairnage.
YAY! cookies for all (all being Cherry, Taya, and I)
Yay! *purrs happily*
Taya is on our side too! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Welcome Taya! *squeeze*
And me?
Thank you Eags, You may be on the wrong side, But that earned you a cookie of your choice and a glass of iced tea.
Eags, I thought you were on the other side. Which side is it?
(btw like my NEW Avatar
:D:D)
new avatar? where?
Cool avatar Caine.
@ Hali: Over there
@ Cherry: I know eh?
*purrs and squeezes Cherry kneading with her paws happily*
you mean the picture? or just the name?
I am offering Eags a position as a honorary member of our side if he chooses to accept.
The picture the picture. And the x’s are for my new lifestyle as straight edge.
*snuggels with Taya*
*purrs and nuzzles Cherry, snuggling* We’re both Leila’s kitties *nods and mews*
I’m my own dog until proven otherwise (I love cats though)
Yes we are, but you my kitteh love. <3 *snuggle*
Yes *nods* And I have wings so that we can go places.
Look my name.
Where you would to like to make holydays darling?
*purrs and nuzzles Taya*
Ah it didn’t work, now it should.
NOW!
hmm I can’t be that dumb…
WEEEEEEEEE!!! It worked! *pat-pat on my shoulder*
Good for you two.
I don’t know… Where would you like to go?
Hmmm…what about Caribbean?
Caribbean sounds good *purrs*
Caribbean and Taya sounds better. *purrs*
*purrs sleepily*
Wait we have cookies?
yup. you want white choco and macadamia or double choco-chip
White choco please Halifax.
Your cookies suck.
We have every type of cookie in the world. And we have home brewed Iced Tea
Lemon?
Yup
we have more than just the two i listed. we also have an creamery next door
We have a dairy farm and we do all the work ourselves. Tastes much better.
we use only the finest cows for our milk, and our sugar is handpicked to fulfil our customers’ needs.
Stop using your satellites to copy our operations.
Damnit I need to go buy our side a satellite.
that’s no satalite, that’s the death star!
How many head? and quota?
Explain what those are and I will get the answer for you pronto.
Head refers how cattle and Quota is how many liters of milk you are allowed to produce.
*hands 5eagle a cookie*
Meegwetch(thank you) got any doodooshabo(milk)
yup, from our blue-ribbon cows.
*hands 5eagle fresh glass of milk*
Same question to you as Caine How many head and quota?
say what? in easier english
Well, the pump worked, the toungue got swelled up.
he’s a real cunning linguist (CLICKIE!!!)
That made me laugh. A lot
that clickie was hilarius
Morning Halifax180 Happy Canada day.eh
morning/evening to you too. didn’t know it was canada day til someone else mentioned it in another forum.
You are from the east coast right? You forgot “eh” LOL.
no, i’m from Japan actually. my screen-name has nothing to do with the city. you aren’t the first one to think so though.
Then what the skinny on the name?
it used to be the password to something (but not anymore), made from randomness that i could remember. also, Halifax is a character in a story i am making.
You should talk to Dragonwriter she also is a writer of some very good books.
but i think she’s one of those who post only when i’m asleep. and i haven’t figured how to personal message on icanhasacheezeburger.com
Stay up late then. They usually start posting in 3 hours from now.
tommorrow. i have work tommorrow but not friday.
too funny! seriously who does that?
Good news is someone fixed it
Hahahaha
FATASTIC! If there were some way to photoshop on FB, that’s exactly the thing we would do!
Fatasstic! That’s when my butt goes into spasms.
good lord, betty… good thing he didn’t use the breast pump, eh?
well it has to be said- he is no fellatio Nelson
I know the cure! You slap yourself for being so darn stupid!
This is the ultimate Caine, Taya and Cherry – Side thread! Muhahaha.
Three won’t work Cherry. One will turn on you and they have above in the thread LOL.
None of us have turned against anyone. I just took command. And I offered you a spot on our side Eags.
A honorary spot might I add.
Caine let’s say we’re both leaders?
I agree.
I take it. I will be both you (Caine) and cherry personal body guard.
Welcome to the better side where you can have as many cookies and sexy ladies and general refreshments as you please.
Good news Cherry. We have a new member. And our first body guard.
Together we shall conquer the Failblogs.
Our plan works! I always knew!
Welcome 5 eagles!
We shall recruit the most powerful names in Failblog as to ensure our success.
Yup, just wait they will come from alone.
Gradually Eags, Taya, You and I will rise up during the failblog revolution to become the most famous Failblogers out there. Smiting all trolls who get in our way.
*sigh*
Ambitious…
How dare you question the Dreamteam?
I’m going swimming.Cherry, cover for me. Make sure Hali doesn’t cause any trouble.
I will! Have fun dude!
Never mind that. My heater broke and its only 8:30 in the morning. Still too early for the water to heat up on its own (its 60 degrees F)
Oh, so lets get contol over fb.
We need to wait for them to show up.
remember Caesar, Pompey and that other guy? that other guy died, and then caesar and pompey quarreled?
remember augustus, marc antony, and crassus? crassus retired, and augustus and antony quarrelled
That was all in the past.
Would you like to join our side before we conquer you?
Any resistance will be dealt with swiftly by Eags, Cherry or myself.
whatever. here are the keys to the death star.
*tosses keys to caine*
*car beep*
*misses because caine left to swim. deathstar explodes*
damn one minute too late.
that’s the real story of starwars. luke skywalker my ass!
Mhmm
well, see ya guys tomorrow! goodluck on your conquest too. if the bogmonster disproves of it you’ll all be screwed.
Don’t worry. He’ll approve.
Me and him go wayyyyy back.
Don’t forget the kitten! <3
We won’t forget you!
You’d better not because if you’re going to take over then I have to help!
Oh you will
you mean
?
Yes. I do.
You should stay away from the fighting; Last thing we want is for the kitten to get killed.
But you don’t have wings
But I have a fleet of helicopters and a pair of jetshoes,
Trust her Caine, she’s my kittycat…she know’s what she’s doing.
I trust you.
Okay then I will help and you will protect me *nods*
If Cherry will vouch for you, Thats goo enough for me.
I’ll give you backup.
Caine and Taya wait for me, I’m back in 20 minutes. I wana be there when the moment of our WIN comes.
we need to slow down though Cherry… Maybe we can make sure that FB remains troll-free?
Ok that would be fine for the frist.
But don’t forget our holydays
we can go on holidays still
Marriage holydays?
But I’m a kitten … too young for marriage
Well, let’s wait with the marriage.
But be mine
I’m yours *mews*
*feels happy*
*purrs*
*snuggles Taya*
I’m away for 15 minutes. Don’t run away.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
and that is why the duck refused medical care….
Sometimes, though, you can come up with a good cover story. Like hanging curtains. In your kitchen. Nude. Above a potato.
Morning, K@! *Squeeze*
Er, what’s going on here?
*squeeze*
indeed…or my friends did it….(mwahahahaha apparently freeze spray smarts a bit up there!)
Next poster is gay
Where is Mr. Cuddles? Damn his boss!
Italics fail…
oooh Arthur! I had no idea!
Disappointed or delighted?
Wow, I got all pumped for the morning’s fail, and this is what I get?
were you Vibratoring with expectation?
I had hoped the framework for a good discussion would have been erected by the time I got here, but I can see that it’s self-service.
Sadly an invasion is being planned of the dark side, and we appear to be home to the rebel forces…they may be a little premature on this!
Yes, I don’t know if their technology is developed enough to get the thrust needed to reach their intended point of entry.
maybe further motors will be required for them to reach the depths!
I have a feeling their conflict will lead to quite an interesting climax!
they may have to expand the girth of their commitment.
I think they need to firm up their plans, on the hole.
too many balls in the air at once I feel!
I wonder who’s going to get the shaft when the plans fall through.
All the members surely!
At least you’re gay.
Indeed, it’s a lovely, sunny (if HOT) day! Morning, Arthur!
Afternoon Bearly! Nice to see some familiar
facesavatars.What happened? Did everyone else go into hiding while I was sleeping?
That happens on some mornings. But usually that doesn’t mean a bunch of newbies tries to take over FB.
Well, I’m really glad to see you guys. It’s looking like a LOLcat tree up there. ^^
Just wanted cookies…. *mews sadly*
why would I want to kill a ciggarette?
To get rid of the “g”?
Very true- thank you
and curse my wobbly hands!
Your husband disagrees…
*snork*
and that is why we have no pump in our house!
…that you know of…
Hello Arthur Eld.
I have a proposition for you.
Would you like to join the Eags, Caine, Taya, Cherry alliance?
The package come with unlimited cookies of any flavour, Home brewed Iced Tea and Premium Dairy cows.
Nothin like a Premium Dairy cow.
I’d suggest that you guys should take it easy. You’re all new here, and I really don’t like all this “take over FB”-talk. I’m sure others agree.
Yes actually… I don’t wanna cause fights.
Then choose your company carefully.
We don’t need him. :p
As I said above Cherry, we should make sure that FB remains troll-free
Unpronounceable – but do you want to get me angry at you?
Taya – for clarification: Were you referring to me with the word “troll”?
No, Arthur *squeeze* I mean all those ones who say about first etc and especially LOLlool and ones like him/her
Good morning Mr AE. Give me something real good about what you think about the above fail. Make me laugh.
Make the most of it Bearly. Go with it run with it.
A real swell time!
So does this mean she or he put his father’s penispump IN her mouth?
Oh, god. That’s nasty.
My guess is she. A guy would have used it where it’s supposed to be used.
This is one incidence where “You don’t know where that’s been!” would be the preferable state of affairs.
I’d say that this is an incidence where it’s absolutely obvious where that has been before.
It is absolutely obvious because the objects name clearly says where this object is used.
Yes. But the pump may have also helped when Daddy had constipation.
So does that make the pump a semi colon?
If it’s true what Arhutr says, yes. In any other way, no.
Or hurt worse if he had ‘roids!
*Squeezes to all*
They don’t have nerves! Errrrm… or so I’ve heard.
And *squeeze*, of course!
Maybe we should pump our fellow FB’ers for some input?
Watch out or I’ll vackyouman!
Sucker!
Your amount of insults seem te be increase everyday.
I just wanted to join the pu(mp)n-run…
May cause you to be stiff however.
As long as you don’t hoover it!
will you be using the boobie pump?
or “put your moeny where your mouth is?”
Just how is it that people like this make it through everyday life?
i have nothing better to do during the nite
Sounds Like a perfectly good answer to me.
Hey where are these questions? yahoo answers or ?
also: anyone else pretty sure they’re trolls? Let’s not have any more of these questions on FailBlog. Who’s with me?
After 16 minutes of no reply it’s looking like Nobody
???…why would anyone put their tongue in someone’s penis pump
Another mistery of the human mind….
Probably specifically so you would ask that question.
Curiosity? can you not read?
C’mon!
I might even be curious about what dogshit tastes like, and I sure as hell aint gonna eat it.
Besides what did he expect it would happen….It’s a pump!
I am all pumped up today!!! It’s my ‘Friday’. Yes!!!! Morning squeezes to everyone minus the trolls.
LEILA!!! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
You and Taya???? A match made in heaven. My two most favorite kitties. I give my blessing.
*purrs*
So how did this happen? *scratches Taya’s head*
Same owner, same species… I dunno…
Works for me! So, do we need to discuss responsibility with you two. I don’t want hundreds of kittens running about.
I am a kitten… I don’t want kittens…
Fair enough.
*starts to groom Taya’s fur and wings*
*purrs peacefully*
Yup.
We are both your kittys.
I ♥ it!!
Yes!
Cute kitties Leila. You have quite a pair there.
*purrs and flutters her wings*
Aren’t they the sweetest? I was very lucky.
Tho I think Cherry has been influenced by some to try to take over… you need to talk with her….
Back.
Can we stop with the ‘taking over talk’ please? Making me sad….
Of course we can. Everything for my kitty. And at least it was fun.
*snuggles Taya*
Good it was fun at the beginning but not later.
*snuggles sleepily*
It was all in good fun no harm was done to any FB’s.
Take over what exactly? Are you saying what I think you are saying?
Read the comments above^^.
just wanted cookies….
As I said Arthur, we were joking around, and it’s over.
We were roped in at the promise of cookies
LEILA!
*Squeal POUNCE*
Mornin!
Ow! Hello Boobie. How are you?
Work is picking up so I’m here less and less.*sadness*
But that’s a good thing…work that is…not being here less.
Understood. What do you do if you don’t mind me asking?
Order entry, shipping and inventory for a heavy wall pipe & tube co.
Fun stuff!!!
That’s right…that’s right….anyone looking to lay some pipe, come see me.
Just don’t ask what they want it for…
Industrial size pipes … who could use something like that?
Come on Boobie, tell me just how much fun it is.
It’s sooo much fun, the only thing that could make
it funner is a penis pump!
What size would you like? I am shopping on the internet as we speak. Do you have a color preference?
I’ve always heard it’s not the size that matters. Must be why they sell so well?
LEILA! *scampers over and squeezes*
It’s Taya!!!!! *squeeze* Good morning.
*purrrrrrrrr*
Hey Leila *squeezies*
(reduced enthusiasm due to 7 day work week finally starting to catch up with me)
k@ cheer up.
*squeeze* I know how that feels.
I was really looking forward to my day off today- but my bosse son was in a bike accident last night- sooo here I am looking after the place…..I am fine just sooo tired!
Oh, that sucks.
Maybe some caffeine will give you some energy.
Am hooking up my IV as we speak!
Talk about bad luck! Do you work at a small business, or are you just second-in-command and therefore in charge when your boss is out?
2nd in command, for my sins! (I now do not have another day off till next Saturday…..BUM)
Aw… here’s a virtual hug for you {{{{k@}}}}. At least you have FB. Helps you get thru the days.
I must admit you guys keep me sane!
Too bad the night shift (to those of us in the US) fell apart toward the end there today!
*Squeeze*
Morning, Leila. I’m mildly jealous that your week is ending today, but only mildly – tomorrow is my “Friday!”
LOL.
I’ve been looking for this time off for quite a while now. I have lots to do around the house but it beats working I guess.
If tomorrow is our Friday, does that mean today is Commando Thursday???
You just want to be naked! You don’t need an occasion for that. Just do it!
Speaking of naked, where are Brewski and Ms B?
I don’t know! I’m freaked out, here! It’s like almost everyone ran away! I need an ADULT!
*Looks straight up and sobs*
There there…don’t cry.
*pets….not naked*
We’re still here with you.
Where on earth did they go to I wonder?
*comforts Bearly*
Thanks, guys. Sorry to freak out there! And Boobie, Mal’s here, so go, run free, be naked!
*titters*
*fun bags*
Are you making a special request?
Going Commando Thursdays!! W00tles.
*POUNCE*
Hello handsome!!!!
Morning Leila. Pump it girl.LOL
Hello eagles. I will be pumping myself outta here fast if I can help it at all.
FIRST!
You can try sucking on ice… if it doesn’t help, at least it would make a funny picture to add to this post!
did he came?
you know, I’m starting to doubt the legitimacy of these things.
OMG it’s awesome have a purple tongue *_*
That has got to be fake…. (Morning all)
What I mean by that, is my favorite internet doctrine, “there are no stupid people on the internet, just really good trolls.”
Hey! Stop answering to my comments before I posted them.
Ahahaha! I noticed that… *wishes he could move this down below*
I just didn’t want people to know that I wasn’t saying something along the troll lines of, “PHOTOSHOPPED!>?>!!>!”
*snickers*
But it is PHOTOSH… never mind.
Morning, Mal! This troll is pretty funny, actually, but no stupid people on the Internet?
Nah, I guess they’re all on TV!
… yeah… Stupid people go to the TV…
What does that make top managers and bankers then? There must be another category than “smart”.
Some people can fake it really well…
Troll, Idiot, Moron, German sheppard, Duck, Pass, Good , Clever, Smart, Genius, Arthur
On the other hand there’s not much stupid stuff that some 15-18 y/o won’t do. Good morning!
French kissing a penis pump was never on my list of “todos…” That’s just nasty. Everyone knows you drink martinis out of them…
Shaken or pumped?
Slightly salted.
With a hint of cream.
One hair or two?
Two please. One between the teeth, one for the back of the throat.
Olive you are making my tummy kinda sick…
Make it three. Then we can put it on a big plait.
And warm.
cheesy nibbles on the side?
Woah K@. You learn fast.
hehe
*gags*
The time will cum when the student will surpass the master- but not for a long time yet huh!
Just lie back, and have the alcohol pumped in?
this is the work of a troll
O:
What? Messing up the spelling of a British politician’s name?
*Snork!* Morning Arthur! (Afternoon)!
Afternoon (morning) beauty! How are you?
All I can say is EW EW EWWWWWW EW EWWWWW
I second the EWWW. Who EVER thinks of this? Did he/she wake up one morning and think “Oh what to do?? Go to the mall, no. Hang out with friends? No. I know – I’ll stick Dad’s wanger-sucker in my mouth!!”
Wait – how did he know that Dad had one….never mind – I don’t want to know.
*steals all the cookies from everybody* bwahahaha
Everybody has done that its no fail.
I hope he washed it first.
is this a dating website?
no, but people don’t date trolls anyways
Now that you have tell the world about it, you HAVE to do it.
hey this one might actually not be faked…or they’re just extremely patient
Pump win
Can Failblog please stop with these obviously put-on Yahoo Answers questions? They’re all very obviously made-up by whoever submitted it, and fails are really only funny when they’re unintentional.
Do it!! I did. There was a service at the time called “Eastern Onion” They delivered divorce papers. the Transvestite stripper was kissing Steve’s face and doing a lap dance etc, then got down to the G string. That’s when my ex realized it was a guy. He handed Steve the papers and kinky sex stuff in a box, scooped up his clothes and boom box and walked out of Sun Microsystems. Oh yeah.
My cubicle roomie said if you just send it to him, make sure you don’t put his name on the outside of it, but then put a note with the correct name on the inside. Then someone will have to open it to see who’s it is. that way more than just his department will know. I like her thinking.
Atleast the product works.
This is a penis pump win ..
his tongue isn’t swelling from the pump, he caught gonorrhea
why the hell would you put your mouth anywhere neer that!?!
twitter.com/illproveit
So..he basically licked his dads penis..
yup… ~sucks penis~
WORST FAIL EVER!!!
the horror, the horror….
i hate pakis they must die
how did it taste, jimmy?
It tasted like coke, dr. pepper, and sprite all mixed together. Now if he had’ve forced it up his crack it would’ve been a different story….
Call it what you want Trebek, the question is, does it work….
*gag*
Seriously, what kind of a complete idiot does that!?*
*Rhetorical question
Eww.eww.ewww…He/she put it in his/her mouth.. that’s soo gross XP, i don’t care how many times it may have been washed…he/she still put his father’s penis pump in his/her mouth…
Maybe she missing her friends down there…
CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u wud put it in ur mouth
I have a related question: Recently I stole my moms Vibrator to froth milk for my coffee.
1- Do I need to worry about the sores that lately appeared around my mouth?
2- Are there other disturbing uses for sex apparatus stolen from parents or guardians you can think of? Because my parents have a whole bunch in the locked nightstand and I’m board and disturbed and want to creep out some more Yahoo members…
Try using the pump in the regular place and force the blood back down?
ew…
i mean really…. W-H-Y-?
thats gross… even worse if ur a guy..
eugh
eugh.. god thats worse than watchin my kitteh likin his own dik -*giggles*-
this guy probably just made that up to get a laugh
SPAWNY Name is on the Yahoo A&Q and it appears to be a girl but anyway it soo soo funny got to be the best yet.
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fake …
HaHa now you have herpies
A good night’s sleep should take care of that!
Good god, why the hell would you put something that touched your dad’s dink in your mouth? Gross, and I hate to think what gender you are!
By the way, your dad probly has a sexually transmitted disease and that’s why your swelling hasn’t went down…you better find out if he has any creams directly beside that f’n pump….you dumbass.
this was made up!