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well, that was easy.
I’m still lost…
*squeeze*
We’ll keep you on the straight and narrow!
We’ll keep you in line!
Did he die?
He died after he photoshopped it FIRST
hehehe
I was there when they designed this maze, and they intentionally left the edge as a way through to see if any kids would chicken out and think “no, this is too easy” and force themselves down a harder path.
It’s nannerpuss!
You can call me
Nannerpuss, nannerpuss,
And guess what?
I love pancakes!
isn’t it time you had a serious breakfast?
maybe you could eat a guy who is very serious, or eat something in a serious manner.
Why so serious?
This is seriously such an important matter that I forgot what I was going to say.
Dill pickle.
did he die?
That’s why you should never trust directions from a snake.
It did lisp, I couldn’t really understand what it was saying.
Eat the apple, go left, blah blah blah. There seems to be an influx of boggy treats today.
Cake in the breakroom!
*perks up* mmm I could really go for coffee cake this morning.
I prefer tea cake.
The cake is a lie!
They’re so touchy! You can hiss them off without a word!
I know, they just get rattled at the slightest thing!
little things just adder together!
Ya know, trying to deal with them gives me the worst cottonmouth…
do you want a viper for that?
I’d rather have my diamondback.
*wonders why she keeps making Taipan errors*
It’s a black (mamba) day when K can’t type.
Don’t blame her – work’s kicking her asp.
an a cond a work colleague into covering extra breaks already!
You sidewinder you!
home soon for a Python (mmmm lots of pie)
Actually that depends on if it’s a boy or a coil, you see . . .
^^^ Strike that. I fang it was my worst pun yet.
Okay…just don’t scale things back
I think you rattled him DrB.
Why are there so many puns???
Here, Arthur *takes hand* I’ll show you the way…
*squeeze*
Morning Judy! *SQUEEZES ALL AROUND*
morning WIK and Judy and Arthur!!!
Morning Leila! How’s Patrica today!
Patrica?
Is she supposed to be with me?
You lost her! GV’s gonna be pissed! (I have actually been absent better part of a week so I don’t know.)
Leila, you lost her? Must be a mistake! Our Leila would never do that!
No. No. Let’s not be hasty. *retraces steps* Now, gaynorvader hasn’t been here a while, I am willing to bet that they are off on a vacation of sort.
I would never lose Patrica.
Exactly. I knew you’d never do anything like that.
*Nods*
TY for the vote of confidence.
*squeeze*
*wipes grease from his mouth*
Yeah, where is that poor (but tasty) calf you were in charge of?
Arthur!!!!
You didn’t!!!!
I think he did. In fact, I’d steak my . . .
*shuts up real quick*
*whistles innocently*
*opens Arthur’s mouth*
*flosses his teeth to see if any remains could be found*
Oh, it’s just pubic hair from the previous fail.
Remove it! Pleeeeaaase!
Aaaannnd there goes breakfast.
How many martinis did you have?!
By me removing it you enter willingly into an agreement that you shall never eat Patrica.
Just think of what that dragon will do if he/she/it finds out you consumed his/her/its pet.
What has been eaten cannot be uneaten. But I have a plan…
*clones Patricia*
There. Happy now?
Good thing you saved some DNA in your teeth!
But…what about her exams? After she studied so hard?! Arthur, really, how could you?
Patrica is a…clone??? A CLONE!!??!! We are doomed.
*runs around room*
What to do? What to do?
Where is GV?
Can we just implode the universe and start over again?
Who has the gift of imploding the universe? We need them stat!!!!!
I’ll go look for BFF.
Thought that I saw here scampering… over there.
*points towards Arthur and ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ*
Guys! Patrica’s ok! Gaynorvador has her down there! VV
GV is here! Somebody ERASE this thread. ERASE!!!! *jumps up and down to erase*
ACK!!!
Ssshht… that’s Patricia 2.0.
It was a valiant try, Leila. What have we learned today, kids, other than the fact that we can’t do the etch-a-sketch end of the universe on FailBlog?
Thanks mommy!
*sniff*
Are we there yet?
I want to peeeeeeeee……
Can we have a hamburger? and a shake? and fries? and a straw? and a napkin? pleeeeessssseeee!!!
Mommy…WIK keeps looking at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! STOPPIT!!!!
*pokes Leila and WIK*
*launches spit ball through straw at Arthur*
Kids! Don’t make me come back there!
“I will turn this car around right now and go straight back home!”
“But Dad, we’re fifteen hours from home”
“Don’t test me, I will do it!”
(This is a verbatim conversation we had on the way to Florida when I was ten.)
Did he do it?
Nope, because we believed him. To this day I’m not sure if he really would have. We were….rambunctious(sp?).
Years ago there was a couple on our neighbouring farm. He was a true blue aussie, she was a woman from somewhere in the south of the States. She would invite us over for snackies from her waffle iron, talk of burlap sacks, and tell her dog he was rambunctious.
♪ I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves… ♫
and this is how it goes
Ooooowy!!! Moooooom!!!! Arthur touched me!!!!
*licks finger and inserts it in Arthur’s ear*
MAAAAMAAAAA! Arthur’s on MY side again!
*scrunchyface and balleduplittlefists*
Right you lot, this is the last time, be quiet…or we are turning this fail around, do you want that?
*continues making faces quietly*
*cries*
*wets pants*
*spills juice on Arthur*
Maaaaaaaaaa!!! He drank my juice!!!!! Waaaaah!!! WAAAAAH!!!!
RIGHT THATS IT….. TURN ROUND WE ARE GOING HOME!
Are we there yet?
*blaargs in the footwell*
*cries*
I think we’re gonna get lost!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I DONT WANNA GO HOME!!!! I WANT FRIES!!!
*starts to suck thumb and cries silently*
Can I play video games when we get home?
No! I wanna watch a movie. You played video games in the car.
No!!! I WANNA PLAY GAMES!!! IWANNAPLAY I WANNAPLAY!!!!!
You’re a poo poo head and I am going to stare at you!!!
SO THERE!!!
Whyyyyy do we haffa go therrrrrrre? I don’t like there.
Fake, that is like soooooooo photoshopped.
I am photoshopped? I knew there was something wrong in my life!
*meh*
Dont get it.
*yawns*
When you look in the mirror, do you see the pixels?
Not really. But I did use some makeup this morning, maybe that’s why?
I see red people….
I see green people…… must be christmas already
I see undead people.
Moanin.
I see smoked cheese.
I see great prices at Burger King
I see your mom.
I see London
I see France…
No, AE shops at the Sharper Image.
The easy way? ‘L’ if I know! (…but I’ll be you do
)
*bet
*waah*
That was one ‘L of a comment!
(don’t cry, you can bukkit if you want)
Ell, oh well … bukkit, it is.
(Hi fluffity! *squeeze*)
everything is A’OK
B careful when you type and no one will C your mistakes.
My typing is never D bomb
E, I’d never F’ing know it.
G thanks!
Well Juses H… This is a hard one.
I see what you did there.
Care for a J Fluffy?
Puff, puff, pass.
K.
puff, puff, pass.
*feels nothing, having no circulation*
L, what is this anyway? M not feelin anything!
Ewwww! Did you even look at what’s N this before you drank it?
O no!
Please don’t tell me it’s P. No wonder there is no Q for it! R you kidding??
*vomits*
It’s good you saw what E did with out much F ort.
)
(heya all
Annnnnnnddd misses the post by four minutes…now that’s refreshing!
G, you were H’ing to refresh but forgot.
*squeeze*
I do it all the time- s’ K *squeeze*
Why thank you polite girls, for looking after an L der
J think K@ dropped a letter? M gonna help her out with it.
‘N’ then what? *squeezes*
O’ then can I P Q R intere S?
O crud I am tired and I needed a P
Tea anyone?
Thank U! This’ll V great!
X-cept for that … you know …
Wait, Foop! You forgot to double you(r) order!
Z end!
That’s what she Z!
(for the alternate pronounciation!)
DrB, Canadian?
Well, shit… This IS crazy…
It was really hard to find the solution. LOL.
Easy peasy lemo squeezy
*inserts ‘n’*
You misspelled Limo.
Limo- squeezy= what they had to do to the police cruiser
I thought it was a Poice Limo-stretchy.
Those Poice should Limo-ber up before stretching
You should stop squeezing lemo(n)s, I think your keyboard is sticky.
*offers Shamwow*
Made from Moomin!
NOOOOO! Made with a patented Moomin Squeeze Step, but never FROM Moomins!
oh right! sorry i misspoke.
Lance is in prison, anyways.
I want to know who is going to sell me useless crap for $19.95 now. I need a senseless way to dispose of my disposable income! I’m not getting off the couch to waste money, that’s un-American!!
Hey Jimbo, did you send me a message? Just FYI, it will cost you $19.95.
But if you call now, I will add 3000 internets, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Wait! Is there more?
That reminds me of an awesome joke.
They say celebrities die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one more ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
*places shamwow order*
I will take 5,000!!!!!
Billy Mays tribute – clicky.
*inserts inappropriate Led Zeppelin comment*
*nods*
*wipes leg*
I always thought that sounded painful, isn’t squeezing bad in this case?
I udderly agree.
That looks like a tough one…
Hey! ZA is cool!
Agreed.
*agrees but is still sad from what happened in the previous fail…*
Aw. *picks up Taya and snuggles* Don’t worry about it. I will not make you stay with me if you don’t want to. You just need to be happy.
No…. it’s just now Arthur thinks that Cherry and I are bad…
Well, to be fair, you guys did start with the “take over Failblog” nonsense. What got into you?
we wanted cookies… and it was Caine who really started it….
him with the “Arthur I have a proposition for you…”
Halifax said “come to the dark side we have cookies”
Does this mean I have to get rid of my shirt that says that?
* wants a shirt that says “Arthur I have a proposition for you…”*
*snickers*
*Would wear that shirt*
*finds shirt along those lines but instead of “Proposition” says “Business Deal”*
*Offers to WIK*
I will get them made up right away!
would there be drawings on the shirt? *sniff*
*places orders of Arthur t-shirts for both eKitties*
It will feature a JJ pic, Just like Arthur’s avatar. (Don’t cry kittie, Arthur’s not that bad, really, It’s the accent, It always sounds like they’re angry)
No probs with Taya!
*secretly orders 100 shirts to boost sale and hence appear more popular*
*orders another 100 just for the JJ picture*
*Orders 100 more because of hatred to do laundry*
Now, now … this is all in the past. This is a new page. Let’s start all over again.
I want nothing more than to have you two as my eKitties. *snuggles up with Taya and Leila’s eKitty*
If you guys ever want me to bake you cookies, just ask.
What are you like with muffin?
I am like … THIS!!!!
Why do you ask?
Must be time to pre-heat the oven.
Indeed.
Let me know when the temperature is just right.
Ummm, do you mean like with muffin on???
*quicklyhideseyes*
*gasp*
I have to go back and see that! visiting lolcats are one thing, but a hostile takeover by kittens!?!
Your a little bit wrong. You should maybe read the whole story again. They wanted him to join “dark aliance” and I told him to join my privat aliance. And it was just a joke. Hell don’t make a drama about it, it’s over.
You’re a pro at apologizing, right?
Well I don’t think so but if it’s your view.
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who joined who.
*Offers cake to guests*
*eats a piece of cake*
Thank you Marius.
*grateful for the hospitality*
GIMME THAT!
*stuffs cake in mouth*
About time we bearded men seize power and confiscate all the cake! Brewski, I have a proposition for you! Come and JOIN ME!
*takes badger mask off*
Let’s…let’s pretend this never happened.
*didn’t see anything*
Those badgers don’t know how to behave appropriately!
*Feels like her world is falling apart*
I didn’t realize you’re a beard Czuhc!
*Squeezes more cake into Czuhc’s mouth*
WHOA!!!
*goes to corner and rocks back and forth*
Not again.
Not again.
That’s not very stealth badger of Czuhc. Tsk!
*puts badger costume back on*
*hides in bushes of Ms B’s garden*
*is hoping for nekkidness to happen*
*peeks at czuhc in Ms B’s garden*
*hopes for nekkidness*
(oh dear, did I type that out loud?
)
Oh my, it’s hot in this here costume, even without any clothing under it.
*takes costume off*
And I’m all stiff from lying in the bushes. I better do some exercices.
*jumps up and down, leans backward, reaches for toes and such*
Pssssssst!! You forgot this.
*hands foop a videocamera*
*whispers* I know nothing!!!
*flees*
I can’t hold the camera still, Leila! Oh, wait, no, it the ever so limber (uhhh…) badger (yeah, that’s it) that won’t hold still . . .
*camera slips from rather sweaty hands*
Oh dear!
*fans self*
Oh my . . .
Jeeebuuus foop. I just bought this camera too. I hope you have to some good fottage at least.
…and what are you doing???
Yay! Another one of Leila’s cameras broke!
*skips off merrily*
*waves lovely painted Japanese fan at Leila*
*fanning* *FANNING* *the horse?* :-S
*ears droop*
I wasn’t talking to or about you.
*pats*
*lets out a little purr*
To do a presumption, isn’t really talking. But ok. Lol.
And btw Taya didn’t even say one thing about a take over. If you want to be angry to someone than to me and Caine.
But we aren’t.
*snuggle my Taya*
*pat-pat everything will turn good*
Why sad?
Only idiots think zombies are hot. Room temperature baby, cool as can be!
It’s safe to say this kid did not use MapQuest!
But he did use my gps
…And my compass
…and my topo map…
…and my sextant…
What about your sexed uncle?
Ewww, we don’t talk about that uncle. It ruins family get togethers.
- and my star chart
…and my magnetic pole, adjusted for true north…
Your Pole is magnetised…isn’t that uncomfortable when you walk past iron?….or is that the point!
No, but I can tell how many peircings you have.
And if GCF has any gold teeth
.. and my almanac…
Poor Richard . . . and my atlas . . .
Free at-las, free at-las . . . thank-ed dear Marius, for the free at-las.
*my profound apologies to MLK*
I might have an almanac handy, if you’ve got an allwomanact!
What’s crazy is I somehow didn’t finish…
…my sentence, because…
…the trolls keep…
…interrupting my…
… train of intelligent..
…thoughts, so I can’t…
…even fathom…
…what I was supposed to be…
. . . doing when I . . .
… amazed myself.
…eating, except…
…I remember Patrica…
. . . needed more salt . . .
…after a day of jogging…
. . . away from carnivores who would . . .
… eat her with no…
…vegetable and pear onion sauce, other than the fact that…
. . . she still needed more salt . . .
… and pepper, plus …
… remember what…
… was I saying?
Shhh…the time for talk has passed…
*switches off lights*
*switches on lights*
*staggers out into the street*
Hey sir! SIR! This fell out of your pocket!
*hands over penis pump*
*removes penis from penis pump*
*gives czuhc vacant look*
*staggers off into bright sunny day…*
…concentrate and that…
makes me stutter, apparently.
did he die??
…interrupting me so i…
uh oh. refresh fail.
*hands Qwaz a shiny new refresh button, with an adhesive strip on the back*
Stick it to your forehead so it works automatically when you *headdesk* because you didn’t refresh.
*sticks to forehead*
Hmm… I don’t know, It kind of itches.
That’ll go away when the rash does. I had to get the adhesive from China, so I’m sure it has at least a 50% lead content.
Ok, sounds good.
*Will not lick adhesive strip… this time.*
…I was trying to…
…find the…
….truth about which came first the chicken or egg
… lost city of..
… London.
…worst possible…
….continuity errors…..
… in any given…
oven.
Are we there yet?
*whispers* That’d be a fair bet!
*tangles!*
*winks and wangles a tangle with the Doc*
I wonder how many people would start to turn into the maze thinking it was much harder than it is? LOL… I could totally picture my “gifted” son doing that. Or my dad.
I think that’s the brilliance. Anyone who sat and looked for a second will get it, those who jump straight in will be very angry.
there’s no catch?
Prolly the bait…
I still cannot figure this maze out.
And that made you change your name?
Thats a win!
Yeah, ‘coz BMW made that sign on purpose and…wait, what?
That maze was crazy.
Hi all! Crazy at work!
*gives quick squeezes*
*goes back to being panicked about looming production schedule and multiple China trips*
*Squeeze*
Wish you weren’t so busy – we could use you around here today. Come back and see us when you have a free second!
*squeeze*
Darned deflation! I used to be able to get an entire minute free, now I have to make do with a second?
Thanks WIK! *smooch*
You’re sweet!
I’ll still pop in. I hope!
We hope, too!
*smooch back* I may be sweet, but please don’t bite me again! *rubs bite-marks*
Watch out for the lead paint in China. I’m sure the plane is painted with some.
*will not lick the plane…this time*
You can have a popsicle instead
*laughs out loud…this time*
Well I also have chilled monkey brain if you prefer that over the popsicle.
You sir, watch entirely too much Travel Channel.
That’s actually from an Indiana Jones movie.
*will not lick Malicite…this time*
*maybe next time*
*squeezes Brewski*
*passes anti-panic spliff*
Thankth athuh. Thorry if you canna unnathan me, mah tongue is thwollen.
Aw thit! Poor Brewthki! *thigh*
(yikes, that didn’t sound right at all…)
I lathed out loud!
Has anybody seen the penis pump?
Yeah, I think Dingle stole it from his dad…
This comment has been reported.
Sweet! I’ve always wanted my own reported (but nothing ever done about it) comment!
That’s not mine baby.
I don’t even know what that is!
You know, I think I’m developing ESP. I posted that Austin Powers penis enlarger line last night, and today it’s the fail! Hmmm…
*tries to dream up fail involving Angelina Jolie, naked and covered in baby oil*
That’s pretty slick Brewski!
Ew. Please don’t. Unless you want me to barf all over the fail.
*hands IUL extremely dark sunglasses*
Whew! Thanks, WN.
Hi Brewski!!! Don’t work too hard.
*squeeze*
*feels to see if he is going commando*
Hey Leila are you as pretty as that flower?
Hey dingleberry, are you… never mind.
Yes I look identical to you
On the flip side.
Is dingleberry a … t****?
You know, they just might be.
They? I’m multiple people now?
Judging on the number of names you used on this fail – yes.
Oh wow such a detective. Could not find one I liked sorry I didnt know it was against the rules to change names!
Well now you know one of the rules. And why land on that name?
Because I just took my dog to the groomer and they said he had some and had to cut his hair. Satisfied?
Not as much as I would be if I had one of AE’s Giggle Cookies.
You could be, I just don’t know your sex so…
What’s a t****?
Ohh I see Arthur Eld can poke fun at me but as soon as I make a joke back I’m suddenly the bad one. Awesome!
It’s only because AE rocks.
Ha! Arthur does rock!
Ooohh. Can I call for an order?
sure! *gets out notebook* ok, right under Leila and Arthur’s orders: Qwaz Qty? (sounds like it would be a good name.)
It does indeed.
You’re new Dingle. When new, best to start gradually. Would you barge into a cocktail party with strangers that all know one another quite well, insert yourself into a circle of friends having a conversation, and start trying to dominate it?
I’m not saying you’re doing that, mind you. Just be patient, and don’t spam too many posts among people that don’t know you.
Argh, moderated! Repost:
You’re new Dingle. When new, best to start gradually. Would you barge into a c0cktail party with strangers that all know one another quite well, insert yourself into a circle of friends having a conversation, and start trying to dominate it?
I’m not saying you’re doing that, mind you. Just be patient, and don’t spam too many posts among people that don’t know you.
Ok well I am from the US we have this thing called freedom of speech. I have also read the terms of agreement for failblog and I have not done anything wrong.
But anyway Arthur Eld attacked me first if you want to be picky about it.
Had a thing called freedom of speech!
But seriously, it can be annoying when someone comes in and starts screwing up all the in jokes! No offense to you, but it’s better to post moderately rather than spasmodically if you want to make friends!
SEE THAT, LEILA! She’s alright!
Shh, don’t tell GV what almost happened and will never happen again, right?
Happened?
*Looks at Bearly Awake enquiringly*
It’s all fine now. No need to panic. Arthur has learned that fellow FailBloggers are our friends, not… anything else. So! What have you been up to for the past week+?
Shhhhh!!!
Oops.
*whistles innocently*
*snork*
You actually read the agreement blather?
*boops nose*
Lighten up!
*skips off*
There’s an agreement?
Yep, WIK. Remember that ritual where we took you to the forest and I wore antlers?
Hey! You just broke rules 1 and 2 of Failblog! I guess we’ll have to make you a new pair of shoes DrB. I didn’t want to do this, but you knew the rules.
*goes to get a bag of concrete and two 5 gallon buckets*
Working for a law firm you tend to read things seen as it is a binding agreement.
That’s what Mal is for, I own my own business, I hire people to read stuff for me.
Pfft! Dingle, you should change your name too. If you actually want to be accepted, we need something to call you that isn’t that.
I was trying to be helpful. No you didn’t do anything wrong, but you’re not winning friends.
If you continue your current trajectory, everybody will ignore you. It’s always tricky introducing yourself here.
I am so buying you a shiny new soapbox for your birthday, but only if you promise to wear your birthday suit for the party!
Oh. Oh! Can I bedazzle the soapbox?
Can I bedazzle the birthday suit?
And I’ll take pictures! Lots of them!
Sounds like a plan, ladies! Now, when is Brewski’s birthday? I need to start looking for a soapbox.
I posted it once upon a time, but I’m not telling!!
I think somebody wrote them all down? I can’t remember which fail. It’d be fun to have birthday parties.
MMC wrote them all down
Well, then maybe I’ll buy you a soapbox for my birthday – it’s in about 2 1/2 weeks!
I wrote them down, too. Brewski’s b-day is Jan. 8
I’m already halfway there!!
The ever-helping Brewski! *squeeze* You really should make a FB FAQ.
Thats not in the terms of service. If anything you broke the rules by attempting a joke at saying i looked like something. Hence creating a hostile environment.
You commented on Leila’s avatar, asking if she was as pretty as the flower in it. Arthur jokingly pretended to ask you if you were as pretty as the object in your avatar but stopped halfway through because your avatar doesn’t have a readily recognisable shape, he didn’t intend to insult you!
Not even close and you know he was going to ask if i looked like a dingle berry. Nice try.
Hmm, that didn’t even occur to me. You could be right I suppose; the only one who knows for sure is Arthur and I’d say he’s sick of the whole thing by now. To be honest, even if he had asked if you looked like a Dingle Berry it wouldn’t have been such a bad thing, you did chose it as your name after all!
I also think the reason you were alleged to be a troll is because you were spamming the thread. I’m not sure though, that’s just my observations!
You’re right, you both accused eachother of looking like dingle berries, but
1. YOU chose the name
2. the irritation level in your post was somewhat higher than in Arthur’s
3. Brewski is right: think of this as a party of old friends, trying to be the smartass from the first moment will not make a good first impression. If you behave I think it will be safe for you to compare Arthut to a dingle berry in, say, a week or four, IF said in good humour.
Check out my new avatar. It was a sniper like the unit I was in once.
*squeeze*
Some will never understand. This might be one of ‘em.
dingleberry.
*snork*
*Picks up ZA’s nose*
Um. . . you dropped this.
The difference here is I was being nice. Thats a very cool looking flower. Would you want to be compared to something on a dogs behind?
Exactly! D’you think we could find another name for you? Does your dog have a name you could appropriate or something?
That’s why he left it unsaid! He was pretending like he was going to say it, copying what you did, then “realised” what he was going to say and said nevermind! At least, that seems like something arthur’d do…
*considers changing flower avatar*
But I like your flower avatar.
I like the flower too, but I understand that every once in a while a girl needs to put on something new, especially when she feels violated.
It’s from a bouquet that my daughter gave me for mother’s day.
Yes! I hope Brew’s keeping an archive!
I think you could give him a 3am phone call and he could tell the rules.
If I were at a c0cktailparty and had a dingle berry, you would most likely find me in a dark corner, where…
… you would rub your naked ass against the woodchip wallpaper?
Brewski you should add to your “FAQ” that comments should not include vulgar language.
well we do swear here….
I don’t! I swear! oh… wait…
here you all go. have fun reading
…….icanhascheezburger.com/terms-of-use/
SHIT! DAMN! HELL! ASS!
Nope, no provision against swearing there. Better luck next time.
*thinks is in a South Park episode*
Dammit!!! They killed Kenny!!!!!! Those bastards!!!!!
I read it Dingle Berry! What part were you referring to?
I never learned who the “Bastards” were on Southpark.
They were the ones who killed Kenny.
They’re referring to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators. It’s their own inside joke since they kill him every episode.
they’re … they’re ….. they’re bastards.
.
Oh and for the profanity thing – phuqit.
…drawing a smiley. Everything looks less offensive with a smiley.
What about this???
That looks like and invitation
Oops, sorry (a little much ‘d’ in that last reply)
Some smileys are just downright offensive
hehehe… if you only knew…
Unbelievably offensive!
Nothing offensive about a smiley. Nothing at all.
*pounces Leila*
Commando Thursday!!!
*skips away with grin on face*
*turns head so no one sees grin on face*
*scratches head*
*muttering Monday, Tuesday….*
Wait a minute!
Tomorrow’s Friday for some of us, so we thought we’d get the nudity going early. You don’t mind, do you?
Potayto, potahto! You know how I am with nudity! Strip away!
*applauds Bearly*
*focuses binoculars*
*takes lens caps off*
(I can tell you’re used to playing rather than watching!)
It’s my Friday today Ms B. Don’t get confused.
Here, have a seat.
Oh, yeah… virtual Thursday. I get Friday off.
Wee!
I get Friday off too, thankfully. I was just…umm…
Hmmm, I don’t know what I was doing?
I didn’t even get the chance to get my timer out and you’ve already stripped! That’s gotta be a record Ms B.
No, that was me telling Bearly to continue with the stripping. I am still completely clothed!
Uh huh. So you say. Look down!
DAMMIT! How did this happen?
*runs for cover*
How long have you been having these blackouts, Ms B?
Well, Arthur gave me some *snicker* silly cookies earlier.
Way to go Arthur. I owe you buddy!
*Snatches Brewski’s pants*
Just helping out, dear!
I’m off on Friday too! But I will be up bright and early since the nice gentlemen from the Water Department will be ripping apart my street starting at 7AM. Delightful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aww. so sorry Mal. Wanna come over here? It’s nice and quiet on the west coast today.
I forgot to mention, Mal, I planned a pre-dawn fireworks show in front of your place. Probably about 5am. Biggest mortars and shells that money can buy! You might want to leave your windows open so they don’t blast out.
Wha?!
Well, at least I wore a shirt with long tails today! Otherwise, I might be embarrassed!
*tugs Brewski’s tail*
WIK, that’s not his tail!
*wags his tail happily*
I’m amazed that I haven’t gotten lost in the comments section. 140 comments, already?!?!?!
Wait you mean 140 comments were posted in the time it took you to type this one comment? Or you were off doing something else?
Mr Dingle Berry there is a core group then there is the fringe group and there is the wannabes group then the circling group then the trolls(which I hate that segregated group word).
In those groups are leaders Alphas, Deltas, drones or followers.
*removes one eagle and hides it behind back*
If you look down your shoe is untied.
*as WhoaNellie bends over to check 5 eagles
snatches his eagles back.*
*wonders what “group”, that she didn’t know existed, she fits into*
Don’t forget the Lurkers!
Or the undead?
Who am I kidding, everyone forgets the undead.
*gives ZA a Happy Deathday card with a Parietal Lobe in it*
Sorry I forgot the undead Zomboman.
*sneaks a squeeze from the lurky one*
eagle, have you done a full sociological analysis of the failblog community? Now that would be interesting!
I analyzed you letter to me sort of speak I was not intending to offend anyone. Sorry if I did.
*pats eagle on back*
Lurkers could be same as circle rs ? just guessing Iusually.
*gives Ms B a flashlight*
Here…this should help you.
How would a flashlight help her read? Is she in the dark, power got turned off?
Thanks, Leila. I’s scared of da dark!
Awww… *comforts Ms B*
Have a cookie. It will help calm your nerves.
I can has a cookie?
*gives DB a cookie*
Thanks but I cant use that name anymore
You can if you like, just don’t get offended when people slag you about it!
Was that one of the cookies I made? Errr… that may also make you giggle. I hope you don’t have to do anything work-like.
*giggle*
Work? Hee hee! What…*snicker* is this *giggle* work you speak of?
*laughs uncontrollably*
*passes ice tea*
Sorry about that. Enjoy the rest of the day!
What did you put in those cookies?
Well… maybe some hash fell into the dough. Accidentally, of course.
Been taking day trips to Amsterdam, I see!
It explains why I haven’t seen him post much. Hmmm… *scratches chin*
And it explains the bloodshot eyes that his avatar has developed lately…
*takes magnifiers and looks at AE’s avatar closely*
OMG!! He needs to cut back some.
It does get dark in here sometimes.
Well at least there’s a way out this time.
No hot air balloon of doom?
*Thinks about might be better to leave FB maybe*
Nope. Wrong. You are staying.
hmmmmm… :-/
Pleeeeeeeeeeease? For me? *bats eyelashes and pouts*
Well, I don’t because I like you and Taya…
*snuggle Leila*
*Taya <3*
Everyone is cool here (with the exception of t*****) so don’t leave over what may have been a misunderstanding.
*snuggles Cherry and pets Taya*
That isn’t open to suggestion. I will duct tape your paws to the table if I have to.
Hey! Lol.
*snuggles and purrs *
There’s Taya!!!
*snuggle & kiss* from Cherry.
*purrrrrrrrr*
Don’t leave, these things happen from time to time, It’s like family. We fight and then we forget about it until next time.
I hope so, actually I really like the side and the people.
*squeeze*
*looks confused*
*wanders around room, looking for the side of it*
*gets lost*
*Points ZA to Crazy Maze Fail*
Here’s a map.
Very true. When I think of all the people who have been smacked with a mackerel, or a spatula, or FOOM-ed a little… why, if we couldn’t forgive and forget, this blog would be left to the trolls!
I am proof.
Bullet proof.
*shoots Leila to test theory*
*Leila dies*
*bullet proof theory was wrong*
*picks Leila up, brushes her off, still alive and unharmed*
*procedes to walk over to POPO….OP*
*Takes a bat and ***CENSORED*** then uses a stuffed badger and ***CENOSORED*** then shoves him/her/it out the door*
No shooting fail friends!
aiki … MY HERO!!! ♥
Yep. Aiki is superfantabulous!!
Haven’t seen much of you lately, aiki! How’s the convertible running these days?
Leila can do me a favor?
I gtg now have to do some work. I’ll be back later.
Give Taya a snuggle and a kiss from me.
*snuggle Leila*
Bye all Failblogers. Cya later.
When she’s back, didn’t see here posting yet. bb.
Hi Cherry, Taya,
Glad you guys are willing to move past today’s unpleasantries. I only skimmed, but I suspect it’s just a silly misunderstanding. We’ve had too much drama lately…
*recalls Ninja vs BogMonster episode yesterday*
*squeezes and pets*
Anything for you
.
Noooooo! Don’t mention the Tee-Arr-Oh-Ell-Ell word! That is bad….
You are, but you didn’t start out the way some folks are acting. I got here late (or early, depending on your point of view) today and what I’ve seen so far makes me surprised no one has been banned yet.
Good morning Avis!
It’s getting worse on this fail. Waiting to see if one is salvageable before sending a note to FB.
*squeezes*
*squeezes to both Leila and Arthur*
It’s a grey morning here in Chi-town, bleh.
H-town as well.
Add HOT and MUGGY!!! BLECH!!!!!
It’s actually chilly here! We’re not even supposed to reach 70!!!
I would like to point out I’m not complaining about the temp. If it could always be like this, I’d be ecstatic!
Hmmph, I forgot to close it.
I love 70’s weather. I’m jealous. Hot and more hot out here.
I would also like to point out that I have show great restraint so far today. I may crack during the next fail though.
You are to be commended, Avis. Did you see the last one?! Crazy!
I’m jealous of your Chicago weather as well. Are there whitecaps on the lake today?
And I think it’s affecting my ability to type/spell!
70’s weather? Hmmm. . .
♫ Hot child in the city. . . ♫
*gets up to go look out window*
*comes back*
Nope, just fog and light rain.
And no, I did not go to the last fail. Considering the comments I’ve read concerning the last fail, I think I’ll stay away from it. Somehow I think it might kill me.
Agreed. It’s best to let that one go.
We have had fog, drizzle and cool temps all June!! And all of July!! (so far…)
What is going on here?!
Seriously, the farmers are losing their crops, they are drowning and/or rotting. Very strange spring.
We’ve had rain, rain, and more rain, with cool weather up until last week, when summer showed up allatonce. Temps in the 90s, and the wheat is finally starting to ripen. They’re threatening us with rain for Friday & Saturday, though.
And July has been how long so far?
It’s rained an awful lot here, but after a few days of temps in the 90’s, the cool off is wonderful!
Avis! *purrrrr*
Nice and complicated…
The adsense of “scientology” in the page, is creepy.
Duroc, you are the mysterious one. You post one comment, then disappear. You’re even more mysterious than Twisted. Or Austin Powers.
Plus, he uses superfluous commas.
I don’t know, Brewski. Twisted is pretty mysterious…
I like Duroc’s avatar, I have to admit.
Reminds me of that fail away back where there was no solution to a similar puzzle.
I made a smell
/—————–\
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Fail Maze…..
I don’t get it? dingle berry
No its a maze with messed up spacing when i posted it. The only way in is the only way out. Like one of those glass mazes at the fair.
A MAZE — Zinnnnnng!
Finally! Free at last! I was stuck in the balloon maze!
AHHH! DON’T GO UP! DON’T GO UP! HEY LOOK DOWN HERE DON’T LOOK UP THERE, THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE AT ALL!
I don’t think that’s gonna work.
*squeeze*
How are you doing this morning?
*Waves arms to distract GV*
Hi! I joined up since you last appeared – nice to meet you!
Hello!
*waves enthusiastically*
It has been awhile!
*flings arms around GV*
missed you
*squeeze*
Hiya k@
*squeeze*
Like the avatar! Is that a tattoo you got?
*waves at GV and pats Patrica*
Hello, friend, looooong time, no *squeeze*
OMG!!! GV is here!!!!!! *flees*
I hope you have been well?
Yes thanks, and thank you for not pointing that assault rifle at me anymore!
GV, I shouldn’t admit this, but for the longest time I thought you were a “he”.
Sorry!
Nice to see you back!
Wait a minute, who said I was a she!
Exactly! You have never revealed your sex GV.
Not in public! That’d be indecent!
Alright, what the heck are you? He or she??
I can’t believe I don’t know this after all this time…
Yeah, same here.
And that assault rifle still might catch your left ear lobe…
Quick! Someone Create a backup Patrica!
Leila, don’t act guilty and you won’t seem guilty.
*Nudges Leila*
Smile and squeeze dear.
Oh. hehe
Hi GV!!! Long time no see you and Patrica. *squeeze Bearly GV and Patrica*
*squeezes Leila*
Is there anything you want to tell me Leila? Concerning Patrica perhaps?
*looks Leila directly in eye*
Um…no. Well…*sings like a canary*
It wasn’t me!!! I didn’t even have Patrica and it was Arthur…He ate her and I cleaned his teeth and we bought t-shirt and he made funny cookies and then he, I … Bearly said, wait it was WIK…and then, well…Arthur…foop said steak…
*sobbing*
I am sorry!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry too… All I can say is DAMN was she tasty! It won’t happen again, I promise!
Well, at least you didn’t treat her as a sheep!
Nope, I did! Sorry…