Comments on: Police Fail

By: Tess Raiordan

Tess Raiordan — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 21:00:05 +0000

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By: sven

sven — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 18:46:57 +0000

people and their out-of-control dogs make me sick

By: jason

jason — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:33:01 +0000

that is fowl

By: ts6788

ts6788 — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:40:36 +0000

Howard the duck

By: lolololo

lolololo — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 02:21:18 +0000

Quack not let me Quack**** go Basta*** im goin back home Biat**.

By: dakota

dakota — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:03:25 +0000

Busted My Wallet

By: SinzEro

SinzEro — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:21:29 +0000

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(Damn I Just Owned Your Ass)

OK PWND Would Be More Like P =Personally owD = Owned

Exmaple:

Guy From Halo Master Cheif Throws Grenade At Brute,
The Grenade Bounces Off The Wall And “BLOWS YOURSELF UP”!!
—
Thus: Being Personally Owned – PWND,

So For all you people That says it was a typo that caught on…
no… thats retarted… if it was a typo why keep Typo’ing?..

Lmao…

Sincerily YourZ – SinZero – AIM: MrSinzero

By: greenvalor

greenvalor — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:49:22 +0000

they didnt have Aflack!

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By: Ry

Ry — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:54:26 +0000

what is so fail about this? the duck would not let them give medical attention. It probably fought with them and then flew away.

By: daegrix

daegrix — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:04:25 +0000

Nothing.

By: French Vanilla

French Vanilla — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:09:11 +0000

The duck also refused for some reason to sue the dogs owner. go figure!

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:08:16 +0000

noooo moreee punnnssss

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:03:43 +0000

Times are tough — the duck’s AFLAC policy may have lapsed, which is why he refused treatment! Sad.

By: Oregonian

Oregonian — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:17:25 +0000

Not a resident, but know the town well. The crazy elitist hippies there crack me up, but I’m glad I decided SOU was maybe not the best choice for school.

…What a courageous duck.

By: Ashland Resident

Ashland Resident — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:25:35 +0000

*facepalm*
Im an Ashland Resident, and this honestly doesnt suprise me. Our town is full of idiots- which is exactly why I go to a school where people can actually LEARN.

By: Ashland Local

Ashland Local — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:11:10 +0000

as an Ashland local this does not surprise me a bit lol. though it does explain why we never see the cops around when we need them. And being the hippie town we are I am mostly convinced the duck was actually asked if it wanted medical treatment

By: Kroas

Kroas — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:06:31 +0000

Ashland, where weird things happen. Because hippies live there.

By: LOLazo

LOLazo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:09:37 +0000

LOL! did he die?

By: The Bizza

The Bizza — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:10:24 +0000

lol, that is hilarious, i can’t believe this. I got married to my wife in that park.The location is Ashland Oregon, this was probably reported in the Daily Tidings. Figures, this town never has never had more interesting news, what a small internet.

By: Evil Overlord

Evil Overlord — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:20:59 +0000

The duck didn’t have health insurance and decided just to wing it…

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:53:31 +0000

Gotta love my local news reports. lol

By: sebastian

sebastian — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:54:36 +0000

i totally agree with you and do you like me?

By: Tracy Twyman

Tracy Twyman — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:33:42 +0000

The duck refused medical treatment because he didn’t have that insurance…you know… AFFFFFLAAAAAAACK!!!!

By: badgerbadgermushroom

badgerbadgermushroom — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:12:43 +0000

I quacked up.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:56:11 +0000

i was quacking myself with laughter?

By: Charley

Charley — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:20:23 +0000

Here’s the part where I hang my head in shame for living in Ashland and around said police. *shame*

By: Goku

Goku — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:50:33 +0000

Hang the dogs… and their owner. Hang the policmen…. and hang the guy that put it in the papers. And hang everybody that posted on this.

*Goes to hang himself*

By: Jellymaster

Jellymaster — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:49:00 +0000

You sir, WIN

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:33:42 +0000

Bet they still sent it the bill

By: Pookie

Pookie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:03:50 +0000

I used to live in medford!!! Only in oregon would they require a duck to sign a waiver….

By: PooPooThighs

PooPooThighs — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:00:41 +0000

Eider! Ha! Your rock, SpongeBetty!

By: drivenbyfate

drivenbyfate — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:42:48 +0000

Oh how I love Ashland…such strange things happen in that damn park…including a naked man juggling bowling pins on fire during mid day.

By: duck

duck — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:08:15 +0000

Well, you can’t blame the duck. The paramedics around there are terrible.

By: cosmiccharlie

cosmiccharlie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:45:34 +0000

Nice. Especially nice since Ashland is my hometown!

By: MJ 4 LIFE

MJ 4 LIFE — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:54:43 +0000

lmao

By: Nacoran

Nacoran — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:47:29 +0000

I don’t think this is a fail at all. I think they were trying to be silly. I imagine the reporter asked the cop if they had treated the ducks injuries and since the duck waddled off the cop said, jokingly, he refused treatment. The reporter thought it was funny so he used it. If we call everything fail we fail at realizing sometimes people make jokes.

By: Brady

Brady — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:06:49 +0000

The duck didn’t want a $50 band-aid.

By: kelsey

kelsey — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:53:06 +0000

LOL… just plain LOL

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:44:01 +0000

of course this would happen in Ashland. All the crazy stuff does

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:44:16 +0000

police humor WIN!

By: CWR

CWR — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:44:49 +0000

Break My Window

By: Ed

Ed — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:03:18 +0000

Refused? That’s one tough sonofaduck ^^

By: Nic

Nic — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:46:55 +0000

lmao

By: Turnips

Turnips — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:03:33 +0000

Hey, cool! I live there!

By: Dah-ee

Dah-ee — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:37:04 +0000

Some ducks mus'limit their public exposure.

By: John G

John G — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:06:06 +0000

“offered medical treatment to a duck?”, you say? – yep, I hear those police were part of a quack unit.

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:49:40 +0000

I see it now. The duck shaking his head no and saying “Quack no AFLAC”

By: grue

grue — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:17:33 +0000

no excuse not to fix your malardy

By: Heathbar

Heathbar — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:46:59 +0000

More like the hippies think the ducks are communicating their needs. It’s in Lithia Park, come on. O_O