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I’ll say it’s a fair warning.
Yum.
Cum.
man, just went for coffe and 1st place is gone. $#*+
Don’t you mean ‘Aww, nuts!’?
awww piss
Pistachio?
*snork*
Have you any moustachio?
rawr
i love nut sacks, especially rubbed all over my face!
WOO! ~rubs, then sucks~
Soberatchio?
Liberace, oh! Are those SPARKLING?
idk, but did he die? lol
If you’re aiming for that top of the thread spot I suggest you don’t get coffee prior to posting “FIRST!!!1!”.
“But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cum…”
Just hope they’ve been washed.
And shaved. *looks around for Jules*
Jules is a nut barber?
Sheena is a punk rocker?
Ursula finally has tits?
Sheena is! A punk rocker! Gotta love the ramones.
so.. anyone else notice that the bottom two categories were not only a different font, but also in all caps? blatantly fake, awesome job admins.
Aisle just go down this way for the nuts.
I wonder if I’m still allergic, because I’ve peanut.
(Good morning!)
Good morning, good sir!
Are you here to cashew cheque?
No, he’s just monkeying around.
Am not. Just not feeling too well. Everything just became hazel.
You need a trip overseas. Brazil perhaps?
That’s nut such a good idea these days. Too dangerous! No matter where you pistachio money, it can still be stolen.
Won’t have any! I’ll spend all my money on cashewça!
I walnut let you spend it all. Almond your wallet for you.
it me just pecan in!
Please don’t co, (I)conut stand being away from you. I am only a shell of myself when you’re nut here. *dramatic swoon ala Southern belle or something like that*
almand! i was gonna go to the ocean. you know i’m a beech nut.
He’s just here for the nuts
good evening!
That too! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
all the at-large posting happens when i’m asleep. i usually miss out on the larger commenting bundles because of where i am in the world.
mmmm i like nut sacks all over my face
lål
Det var roligt!
Javisst!
Är du Svensk?
Czuhc, vad gör du i Belgien?
Ben je een Zweedse of een Belgische?
Hee? Ik dacht dat je een Zweed was??? I’m Belgian, but learned some Swedish. Forgot most of it though.
Daaah he is Ole you are Sven!
LoL! Een van mijn favoriete Ren & Stimpy momenten!
Okay back to English.
Going back even further, that was a bit from an old Flinstones cartoon. “He is Ole, You are Sven!”
Some Swedish musicians come to stay with the Flinstone family.
Now that you mention it I may have actually seen that Flintstones episode, still one of my favourite R&S moments though, even if it isn’t original.
Jag vet inte. Ingenting speciellt. Och du, vad gör du i Sverige?
Hehe I am Swedish, just surprised that anyone who’s not from the norse countries would know any Swedish, not too common…
Nej. Jag bor i Finland.
I AM DIRECTLY BELOW THE ENEMY SCROTUM.
Mine is so big, I’ll hang it over your eyes and blind you.
ah the Dutch
I never realized we were famous for having big scrotum’s, let alone use them to blind our enemies.
*checks*
Well I wouldn’t say exactly small but your eyes would have to be close together.
Learn something new everyday
What is learned cannot be unlearned.
(Morning all!)
But can easily be forgotten.
(Morning!)
What can?
# Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me… #
♫ How can I say “I love you” when you’re sitting on my face?♫
~ Dino Perelli aka Dino Danger
*roffles*
*sits on face*
We need to talk. 
Hahaha.
I think I love you,
so what are you so afraid of…
*squeeze*
Didn’t know that I became a Dutchman?
*goes to kitchen*
*opens fridge*
Lemme see : “Westvleteren”, “Hoegaarden”, “Westmalle”,.. Nope, no Heineken. Phew! (Sorry, Aja)
I prefer Grolsch over Heineken. But I’ve rather gone off beer lately.
Grolsch and Heineken both suck, as does Amstel. If we export beer you can rest assured it’s not our best.
I like Hertog Jan… and Brand.
It’s all about marketing. Make people believe they’re buying something exclusive and…jackpot. Heineken, Belgian beers, Belgian chocolate,…
Damn, I wish Westvleteren was available in the USA. Fortunately, all the other Trappist breweries are available. The ales are hearty enough that they tolerate shipping pretty well.
I like the contents of your fridge, czuhc!!!
Westvleteren is hard enough to come by for Europeans. The thing is they only make limited batches and then you have to order beforehand and they will only sell one crate per person.
Nut sacks and sodomy drinks ?
and old school reach-arounds
So that’s what little boys are made of.
pretzel hold?
pretzels and nuts go so well together
I am the Great Lord Res, praise me as your god.
is that res as in resolution? or asshole like a reservoir?
is that res as in resolution? or bum hole like a reservoir?
Double Post Noob
I want some Nut Sack
Anyone know where I can get any?
Yup, right over there by the crackers.
if you get to the buns you’ve gone too far
No, now you are totally lost. Can you see any weenies? They are supposed to be near the weenies.
meat or dairy section?
I think you’ll find them all near the teabags.
lawl
*snerk*
Do not fear me, but praise me. I lead the Religion N, me and Lord BobRucklepuckle are your friends not enemies. If you wish to tempt us, go ahead, but you will feel our wraith
*tempts*
*is anxious to feel the wraith, has never before felt one*
*dangles nutsack in front of res*
Don’t forget to do the nutsack dance too.
That’s a pole dance, right?
Nope — A line dance where the dancers throw sacks of nuts to the audience.
I felt a wreath once. I spectre’d it to be real, turns out not.
Apparitionly you’re spelling of “wraith” is off.
Give her a break; she’s a good ghoul.
Thanks Sidhe, you’re a good soul.
*squeeze*
I don’t think you’d have a ghost of a chance of feeling a wraith.
I’ll writhe around trying to get it right then.
Dammit! I spooked myself and forgot the pun.
I spook in haste, please forgive me.
Nothing to forgive Czuhc. I think you’re phantasmic.
This calls for a celebration!
*gets the spirit out*
I’m forever haunted by those spirits. I’ll just have a coke.
Have I a ghost of a chance at keeping this pun run rumming?
Oh dear, now I’m mixing them into a muddle.
*walks xtxhxrxoxuxgxhx wall* ow.
*into wall* OW.
a common misspelling.
For those who have no balls. Now they can buy a pair.
no longer does one have to wait out back at the SPCA for theirs
*squeeze*
After picking a size and weight, they can pay the cashewr.
*double (!) squeeze* hehe.
I’d butter nut do that, could go for the wrong breed and have them turn on you
Better than nut smacks
They meant to say Tea bag!
Pecan always start over again…
Certainly. Let’s go ask Filbert.
boiled in the bag
You might wanna get those boils looked at…
Ow.
they operate like normal, but just make sure you spit out the pips
*pukes*
A little Pip action for you:
Swallowing is so much more meaningful.
(Good morning everyone!)
its love
(morning!)
Alright I’ll spit it in the cup and you love it.
kinky! can you gargle first?
Now you’re just showing off!
Rice-a-Toni, the San Francisco treat!
*squeeze*
(sowwy, that just popped out of my mouth, there^… which is decidedly odd…)
*squeeze*
You got to take them out the bag to stop them popping out
But once you pop, you can’t stop!
Once you poop, you can’t stoop? *runs*
I hope you got there in time.
I’m afraid not. Someone was stoolling him.
Ah crap! It might have been me blocking the exit.
That’s fecal!
(I don’t know what the pun is on that one, just wanted to say it.)
I’m dung with this thread. Granny, I need some of your brain bleach.
I turd you to just stay out of it, didn’t I?
Don’t talk w/ your mouth full!
I think I have a grip on the situation…
*mumblemumble*
*POPPOP*
Whu’?
but you are encouraged to hum
*heehee*
My darling once hummed “Happy Birthday” to me … lovely.
Initially i read it as Nut Stacks :S
Must be hard to stack nuts, sort of like stacking peas i guess..
*nut snacks*
*carefully places knutsknacks on curio cabinet shelf*
that’s all this granny’s are good for anymore, I have sold them off as shrunken heads before
My dog needs that aisle.
He’s lost his one.
where did you last see it?
Round the back?
Give me some NUT SACKS please!
*Baaaaah*
Don’t like to try that one…
Morning all!
*squeeze*
Not work safe:
Brace your balls for this one!
*snork*
*cleans screen*
Hahaha.
Woops wrong avatar
Apple bag? That’s a new one.
*sssshhhhhhhhhhwiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnng*
*splat*
*ew*
I personally read it as “Photoshopped” – or some employee did a fake sign up to play a joke on his supervisor….
If the latter, I’d say it was a Win….
Nope. None of the workers over at Sprawl-mart speak English.
All of my co-workers, all 318 of them, spoke English.
wishfulspirit:
Maybe you ought to actually go INTO a wal-mart for the first time in your life, before you make that kind of comment.
I’ve been in dozens of Wal-Marts, in multiple states, and NEVER found an employee that didn’t speak English.
Granted, some of them spoke it as a second language, but nowhere NEAR bad enough to do that sign accidentally.
On the other hand, it’s WELL within the joke mentality of every Wal-mart shelf-stocker I know (the one Wal-mart employee I know that WOULDN’T do it, made the mistake of getting a post-graduate teaching degree before looking for a job, and no one would hire him – so, he ended up at Wally World, as the employee that EVERY department wanted for their own, because he already had plenty of training in how to explain things to people – and had a good job ethic – unlike some of the management above him….)
*test*
*celebrates*
*testicles*
*applauds*
*gonads*
*golf claps*
*pat pat pat*
Granny! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
*two test tickles for granny*
*granny giggles*
*success*
don’t stop
hee hee
foob what about me???!!!
*angry*
*bites & scratches foob*
I thought you were a superherro cat?
p.s. *squeezes Sponge*
ooh. *a little damp now, but worth it*
*heee*
It’s nothing sinister, honest!
*squeeze*
♫ Little si(ni)ster, don’chu . . . ♫
Betty! I really am, but I only help the good ones. <3
*Pat pat Betty*
foop here…
*test tickles for magnificently-long-named Leila’s eKitty*
*leaves thread to find new box of band-aids*
*mumbles something about never leaving eKitty out of tickle activity again*
♀╫, šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ ♥ you got 3 wishes for that.
*squeeze*
you should wish for more wishes!
Impossible.
your like the genie from godaddy.com then. ‘you cannot wish for more wishes.’
I’ll be back in 1 hour, tell me then the first.
1) I wish I knew how to wish for the best wishes.
Morning swell foop morning cherry. To wish is to dream the first step is to take one step.
The sign indicates that “Nuts over you.?????
Would you like a chicken vagina with that?
It’s obviously a wal-mart sign so it must be above the break room
I bet you don’t get many of those in a pound
Of course, it would a Wal-Mart sign……
new language: french. Bonjour!
Fail-blog fail. Obvious photoshops don’t suddenly become funny just because you pretend they’re real.
Agreed. Obvious photoshop fail. Fails are only funny when they’re unintentional.
Definitely. Especially when it’s as obvious as this.
Come on FailBlog, you can do better than that.
LOLLLLL
asasdf
i like turtles
You’re gonna love my nuts!
OMG that’s a Walmart signage too.
So it’s like manwhore blvd?
why do they change fonts halfway through the sign? first 2 are Initial Caps and the 2nd 2 are ALL CAPS.
Fake.
Perhaps their intent was “snacks”?
Yummy Yummy
Good ol’ Wal-mart at it’s best… you can tell by the picture on the sign what store it is lol
Michael Jacksons favorite food.
nut snacks.
Photoshop fail!!!