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That’s accurate?
When I look at this photo, I keep thinking about the Rolling Stones. Hmm…
When I look at this photo, I think of the ill effects of Taco Bell.
When I look at this photo, I’m getting the urge to bodypaint my girlfriend tonight.
Pls post a photo of the results ?K? Thks!
Don’t forget to put her ‘dentures’ in
That’s a mighty scary tongue there!
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Ear Plug Failure…
Her toenails need clipping.
Are those crabs or children?
AAACK!!
You’ve been spending too much time around GCF, Jenny!
*turns green*
what’s the word… oh, yeah.
labiaplasty
When look at photo i therefore in the further to most in funny
OK there?
Me too!
Has anyone ever seen the movie teeth?
Unfortunately. My sister-in-law and her friend brought it over. I can’t get that stupid movie out of my head after seeing this fail.
very same question i was going to pose.
that movie was hilarious and disturbing all at once. like this fail photo.
Yes!! Funny yet horrible… vagina dentata. Apparently it’s an actual affliction.. calcium deposits gone horribly awry.
*thinks about Teeth* *protects groin*
Reminds me of the judge from Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
ditto
I was gonna say that’s some crazy pink floyd shit right there
How much did Playboy pay octomom to have her crotch picture taken?
Well, You can’t always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes, you get what you need.
My mother used to sing that at me when I wanted something she was unwilling to provide. I always thought a simple “no” would have sufficed.
♫ And I say no no no no no no no no, whoa! And I say whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! ♫
~Janis Joplin
*is trying to place the tune*
*is failing*
Mom wasn’t big on Joplin. She seemed to like more mainstream stuff. At least, that’s what she played around me.
When I say woah, I mean woah.
~Yosemite Sam
Whoa, not woah.
I have dyslexic hearing.
I just read it with my foghorn voice.
I have a leghorn for my deafknees.
Good, maybe you can’t hear all the sniffing I am doing around your neck.
*sniff, sniff, sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff*
Ahh, but my ears are blind. Since I have blind ears, I have a heightened sense of kneehearing, and since I have deafkneess, I have a heightened sense of earseeing. It all kinda balances out.
.
That tickles.
Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.
*sniff, sniff, sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff-sniff, sniff, sniffy, sniff, sniff, sniff*
Ahhhhh.
Avis, your mom sounds like my mom…
♫ What I know is what I know
Are you what you know or what?
What I know is what I know,
Are you what you know or what? ♫
(Apologies to Edie Brickell)
I ♥ that song.
*shoves Brewski into shallow waters*
Thanks! I was afraid I was getting too deep!
*reads philosophy on a cereal box*
I am not aware of too many things…
But this…hmmm. *ponders*
I know what I know, if you know what I mean.
Do ya?
Someone had a Rocky Horror Picture Show nightmare?
I was thinking more pink floyd lol
The mouth is facing the wrong way?
*Slaps own hand* Bad Emp bad…
*chooses to overlook that one*
Is the bar open Emp?
What did Emp say?
*waits for a refreshing Mimosa/Mojito*
Down below, the Flameblog is bugging out atm I need dragon power. *cries* He put went *phut* yesterday. So I hope she can still join us on the hamster powered one. :hopeful:
Alright everyone come on over.
Pool is ready, bar is stocked, installed new trampoline. (For some cool fun)
Got a pile of pillows for chillaxing. Alright everyone my house is open for the barbcue. Just need matches. Vegetarian, omnivore and carnivore food being prepared as we speak.
Sounds like you need a drink yourself, I’ll share.
POOL PARTY!!!!
*puts on bathing suit*
*takes fail slide, puts it in pool and floats*
Yay! I need a pool party – I realized this weekend that I’m in danger of developing a farmer’s tan if I’m not careful!
*Cannonballs into pool and splashes Leila*
*does double-back flip off diving board* MARCO!
POLO!
I might just sunbathe on the pillows today. Sorry, no water for me.
*splashes Ms B*
Oh Ms B. You just can’t win with us.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I guess not.
Thanks to leila’s smoking habits we have a barbecue.
Anyone bring any specialties for today’s barbcue?
I got pineapple with brown sugar on the grill already for dessert. I have to let that simmer for a bit.
I smoke? Since when? But hey, we have a bbq, so all is well! *crazy emp*
Okay fine.
I was embarrassed to say you are smoking haw.
hawt.**
No. You’re smoking hawt emp. *bacioni*
Molto grazie
*baci soppra tutto di leila*
Si anche dove i shivolo a fatto noi a vedere.
Did you say grilled Pineapple? It’s my 3rd favorate food right now. Yummo
*notices MsB is growing bubbly ulcers all over her body*
Why did you guys get her wet?
*little gremlins start popping out and running everywhere*
Ahhhhhhh
*runs screaming for pool*
*jumps in and cleans off*
Whew! That was a close one!
Bubbly ulcers? Ms B, you need to get that checked out sister. You better stay away from the super soaking streaking crazies over there. *points @ Bearly, Emp, Malicite and Brewski*
Hey! As far as I know, Emp and I still have our clothes on!
As far as YOU know Bearly. How many drinks have you had exactly?
Er, um…. I don’t wanna talk about it.
I know I still gots my clothes.
Yeah, but they’re the Emperor’s New Clothes, technically they’re not really clothes.
That’s nothing, have you seen me get animated with my new groove?
You had a sex change?!?
Not quite more of a change of form. I’ll give you time and you may get it. Llama’s are patient.
*rides in on bicycle*
*doesn’t notice swimming pool is covered with leaves*
*faceplants into pool*
*KERSPLOOSH!*
Er, emp? I think it’s time you cleaned the leaves out of your pool! Yech.
*yells over fence at brewski*
Get out of my neighbo(u)r’s back yard. He hates trespassers. Quick jump over.
Oh! I wondered where everybody was.
*sees Mr. Giggles with ears back and teeth bared*
AAAAHHHH!!!
*flies over fence*
Red (pit) Bull gave you wiings?
Avis.
*Squeeze*
Man creating your sarcastic smily has come in handy. I even put it to use in yesterday’s fail. After you left though.
*snork*
I’ll have to find it!
While you are here enjoy the festivities. Hands Avis 2 speducci. Don’t go far, they don’t last long and don’t often make it out of the 5 foot radius.
Ummm… what are these again?
Small souvlaki basically.
Okay…. and what are those??
Will shish kebab ring a bell?
*steals spedduci*
*in memoriam*
Billy Mays here to hawk Speducci! Keep your friends in a five foot radius with speducci!
Aiki, *one handed clap hug*
You a good bartender? I got one fully stocked, just can’t man the flameblog and that at the same time.
Order up. Steaks, burgers, hot-dogs, veggie variety of all those, tofu (not mogu) and the brown sugar grilled pineapple are all ready. Second batch has just gone on.
OooOOooHHhhh. That sounds wonderful!
*eats remaining whatever it’s called*
*peers over sunglasses at Aiki*
Veggie burger and pineapple for me, please, Emp! Thanks!
Avis, speducci are also ready. Got the i m a g e in my clicky.
Aww… no glaring Avis. It was all in fun.
*Hands back speducci*
Emp, while I would love to tend bar, unfortunately I will be quite busy today. However I now have a lovely item I bought for Billy Mayes before he died. The auto-bar. Tends itself. Just speak into the microphone and your drink will be mixed exactly the way you wanted. Plus no tips are required.
*Plugs in auto-bar and flicks on switch*
Okay, according to the instructions we can only order maximum 5 at a time or it will overheat. So please wait your turn.
*grins* Thank you Aiki!
I am wondering how Avis is managing to stay dry. Anyone?
The heat of a glower is keeping a 1 foot radius around her in a constant state of dry and sexy.
*peers at Leila over sunglasses*
For one thing I can fly out of the way.
And I have…. weapons at my disposal. Radiation burns can be such a b!tch!
What? A bird that won’t get wet? Why was a birdbath created then? How do you keep fresh and clean. You’re not fully clean unless you’re zestfully clean and fully liquored up.
*runs Avis through the battle plan*
*while hovering over the map*
Leila is the target over there.
Brew is enbanked over here *points on map*
We have a close quarters path to her but Bearly has been spotted in the area. So we can take this path.
*Hands Avis 3 water balloons*
Alright lets move out.
*Puts out cover water (fire) with pressure washer*
*sets up several motion-activated sprinklers between Emp and Leila*
@Leila, I take baths, when I want to.
@ Emp, I’m staying out of this one, I’ll just watch from this nice high telephone wire.
*Sets up remote control call*
*Drives it to brew’s bunker, setting off all sprinklers*
*Speaking through remote car*
Hey brew, take this
*car catapults balloon at brews head*
*Ninja style rushes through his path to leila*
*Pours bucket full of ice cold water down her back*
*takes a water gun and shoots Bearly*
TAkE THAT!!!!!
*Ducks underwater*
*Comes up beneath Leila’s slide/float*
*Tips Leila into the water*
*Swims away giggling*
Hehe!
WATERFIGHT!!!!
*runs in with armload of water balloons*
*hurls two balloons at Bearly*
Bwahahaha!
Brewski, you come in with projectiles and I always seem to be the first target. *Sigh* Ok, game on!
*Dashes into pool house and grabs Super Soaker and water cannon*
*Loads water cannon and fires at Brewski*
Mans the hose. Don’t anybody make any rash decisions now.
*Readies the pressure washer and attaches it*
*turns on water the whole way*
*bead of sweat runs down side of head*
*Hears western standoff theme song*
*mans the hose****
*throws water balloons at Leila*
Hey Emp! Catch!
*underhand-lobs 3 water balloons to the emp*
*Sneaks quietly over to Emp’s spigot*
*Quietly shuts off water*
*Sneaks back up behind Alice*
*Blasts Alice with Super Soaker*
Ha! Took me a long time to get that close to you!
*Squeezes trigger*
*squirt*
Hmm.
*opens valve to full blast and blasts everyone*
*Look I made a rainbow*
*eyes mist-full rainbow*
*Catches first balloon*
*catches second balloon*
*clasps 3rd balloon with the first 2 in a catastrophe of water explosions*
I’ll get you brewski.
*Paint’s red on brewski’s pants*
*removes panel from fence to neighbo(u)r*
Might as well remove your pants now, or else mr giggle will be more than happy to.
*whistles for mr giggles.*
*throws water ballons @ Alice and uses water gun* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*tries to throw water balloons at Avis but fails*
Darn small finches!!!! *shakes fist @ Avis*
*emerges from the deep in scuba gear*
I’m sorry I had no idea you were all here!
*grabs k@ head and pushes her under water*
HAH!! I am not sorry I did that.
*drowns*
Noo!! *dives in*
*drags k@ out of water*
Quick! What are we supposed to do in an emergency?? Wake the employees? Dial 3333? Run around screaming and waving our arms?
:shock* WTH?? *dives for k@ and pulls her out of the pool* EMP!! Mouth to mouth service please?
*dives back in the pool*
Run through the exit over there!
*Points at wall*
Everybody stay back. I am a certified lifeguard.
*performs mouth to mouth on k@*
Hmm I just got slipped some tongue.
Ok if that didn’t work.
*tickles k@*
*cough splutter*
why can I taste bacon? eeeewwww
Um sorry, new baconlube brand mouth protector. You know just in case you projectile vomited, I wouldn’t get any, cause the … um magical barrier. Yup that’s right.
fank you for saving me!
*wanders off to find donuts for everyone!*
There in the kitchen, you can’t miss them. Unlocks door to house for k@. Check the fridge I have them cooling down as I got them piping hot.
mmmmm nommy-perfect pick me up after NDE.
*gets dressed, drives to Toys R US, buys balloons*
*gets back in bathing suit, fills a HUGE bucket with water filled balloons*
Anyone seen Bearly?
*Ducks behind Brewski*
*starts hurling water balloons one after the other @ Bearly*
Ooops! Sorry Brewski!
I’m not worried! I have my new triple-layer Goretex parka and rain paints! Nothing can get through these!
*takes lighter and torches Brewski’s rain pants*
You were saying?
You may want to jump in the pool now.
I love a challenge!
*Puts hose in pant leg*
*watches brewski puff up like a water balloon*
Nooooo!!!!
*jumps in pool*
Well, my upper body is nice and dry…
Wow!! Emp…nice hose you got in your pants.
*Swims over to Brewski with scissors*
*Snips Gore-tex parka from hem to collar*
*Swims away with evil grin*
Didn’t think you noticed. Glad you checked me out though.
*tosses one balloon in a high lob for leila*
*beelines the other at her torso*
Shouldn’t of worn a white t-shirt. Hee.
Anyone seen Mal? He was wearing a hot pink speedo and sunglasses.
And meant to say brew’s pantleg, *le grande sigh*
Ow!!! You hit my girls!!!!! Dammit emp, now I am all wet!
*runs for cover*
*runs by in just sunglasses*
FREEDOM!!!!
*boom*
There goes the innuendo machine you went for cover behind.
*yells out loud for everyone to hear*
Leila, we are not having a wet t-shirt contest. You are such a great sport for trying though. Hee.
*sigh* So my rain pants got torched and cut to pieces, Leila is all wet, and Mal is streaking. And it’s not even noon here on the USA east coast.
You guys don’t waste any time!
Brew, you know the day isn’t complete without you being pant-less.
Yeah, that’s okay, it makes me feel free.
*sees Malicite running around in sunglasses*
*runs around alongside*
WEEEEEE!!!
*averts eyes from Malicite’s shrinking triplets*
Oh Mal … I love your … sunglasses. Yup. Sunglasses.
Morning all! I love arriving at work and logging onto FB to find everyone’s naked already. Makes my day.
‘morning Chan.
I am not naked. I am fully clothed.
Oh, excellent. I was concerned about being the only one. It’s just too early for me to take my clothes off.
*Sees a thread sticking out of leila’s clothes.*
*Pulls it to find it unravel all that leila had on*
Well not anymore leila.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Emp!! How could you? *runs for cover*
*sneaks up behind Chan*
*yanks down pants in one swift motion*
Ha!
I always thought you were supposed to pull threads out. C’mon leila its not like your wet white t-shirt was doing much good to cover them anyways.
Well, that lasted long. Oh well! It’s Monday. Good day to be pantless! (Is there any other kind of day?)
*dances pantless*
*puts meat in vegetarian food*
do not want!
Don’t worry! I bought it at the grocery store where no animals were harmed
.
Oooooooooooh…okay Alice.
I still do not want! Heeheeeee!!!!!
*puts veggies in the carnivores food*
Are you trying to kill them WIK?
If I was to do that I would add carbs. *grumbles* Atkins’ freaks.
I cannot live without carbs!
How did your knee surgery go, WIK?
Ooooh…I forgot about your surgery. Hope you are doing well. Please share some of the ‘good’ meds too.
Ms B, carbs can be my downfall. If I start, I can’t stop.
Only one person here can do that with any real results. I suppose the newbie could maybe light a barbecue. Maybe.
*Wanders over from ICHC*
*sets german potato salad and assorted fruit plater on table*
Thanks for the invite Emp!
It’s another ICHC friend!!! Hey, you forgot the cheese platter.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
You are welcome and thank you!
Every monday I host a bbq at my house. You are welcome every time. You and all the ICHC friends.
Hi Princess, nice to see you!
Our parties can be a bit chaotic.
Hey emp, I thought the BBQ normally started at 1! Not that I’m complaining…
Ya, I start it whenever I have all in order. I guess I got anxious. Besides, parents come home from Niagra IRL soon.
Thanks for the eats, Princessmu! Welcome to the party!
Hi! Princess Mu and I were out for a walk around my farm. Fruit and cheese??? Sounds grate – oops! g r e a t!!!! There! You see? We can behave in public.
Looks like a really fun party. With all the air and fire and water!!
*sets a pot of Michigan chili on the table.*
OUr partys happen so fast we don’t always have time to invite anyone, but please feel free to drop by any time!!
Chili! Thanks Janet!!
O hai, Janet and PM!
I brought some bottles of Iranian champagne, Moet et Chador.
Morning lcb!!! And are welcome, Brewski!! LOL!!! What happened to your pants???
Mmmmmm Iranian champagne??? I’ve never had any!
Cheers! To Failbloggers (ROLF!!! I nearly spoiled out friendships before they could even get started. I typed “Failbobbers!!
)
So – Cheers! To FailbloGGers and ICHC people. May we all flourish!
Ummmm. . .we actually usually call ourselves “cheezpeeps.” Can we do that here??
Look at the cheezpeeps!!
*welcomes with tray of fresh tuna*
*takes heavy tray from Brewski*
You shouldn’t exert yourself in your condition.
BREWSKI!! Why are you feeding our feline friends my pet tuna????
I thought that tuna looked familiar…
How am I going to tuna piano now?
Failbobbers!! I love bobbing for fails!
*sticks head in bukkit*
how would you like to be the orthodontist who has to put braces on that thing?
TEETH!!!!!!!! IT’S REAL!!!!!
NOMNOMNOM
*squeeze*
Morning Velvet…
This fail scares me… and it sucks because it’s my only full fail of the day…
I understand. Next week is vacation for everyone, so we’ll all be working like fiends to get everything done this week.
.
Oh, my new clicky:
Love it. I just died inside and I dont feel like talking.
When I was a teen my friend and I created weird things and delivered them to mailboxes in the middle of the night. One of the weird things was a taco shell w/ green and yellow easter grass
I remember trying those silly mushrooms too!
Just a giggle a minute and such wonderful vibrant colors!
mushrooms sauteed with real butter. Mmmm
mushroom in a mailbox? what will the USPS think of next?
look at all the kiddies sliding out of it!
that’s what happens in real life.
only scarier
*squeeze*
tell me about it!
*squeeze*
Made all the scarier by the fact that those legs don’t look human.
The scariest part is that those shoes it’s wearing look really uncomfortable.
You haven’t seen some of the women I work with.
Do they have huge claws instead of toes?
It scares me to talk about it.
The claws develop during pregnancy – when the woman cannot reach her toes anymore.
dunno much about pregnancy but if she wants the kids to come hither, from which end does she whistle?
there is less gloop and blood than real life- this is less harsh on parents washing machines- so that is a bonus
You are conserned about the legs! What about those teeth?
keeps the wrong guys out!
Vagina Dentata for kids?
ooh! we might have to fill those cavities
We may have to drill.
we may have to numb it
num num num num
I stopped having anaesthetic at the dentist’s a few years ago. I’m convinced they’re more careful that way…and you don’t have to put up with that numb feeling for hours afterwards.
OUCH!
I am a big baby. I don’t want to feel it. Even more so at the dentist. I hate having someone digging around in my mouth.
Okay open wide…
I see lots of pearly whites. Well well well, a beautiful lady and a perfect hygienist.
*smooches while mouth is still open wide*
*smoooooooch!*
I can die a happy man.
*knows Ms B knows cpr*
*keels over in the most dramatic fashion*
*waits*
Faker!
*pushes Emp into the pool*
*pushes Ms B in the pool*
Help him please!! He helps me practice my Italian.
Awww man! I was gonna stay out of the pool today.
*pouts*
Ok.
*grabs Emp and pulls him out of pool*
Where are we going now?
I want to go back to sunbathing on the pillows you set up. Would you like to join?
Can we cuddle while we sunbathe. I want to protect some of you, from those horrible UV raids. Um yup *nods*.
Cuddles are good!
Then its go time.
*Slings Ms B over shoulder*
*Places her gently on pillow pile*
*Lies down beside her to hold her tight and protect her like a hero from the UV raids* (rays too)
Awwwwwwww…look at the cuddling lovebirds.
Quick we must share oxygen to get to the surface… um yea I know I am talking underwater, one of my talents.
*smooches again*
cpr… soooo… if she needs it, at which end does the EMT provide CPR?
I cried last time I went to the dentist
I have also on occasion reminded them that ‘this doesn’t hurt now, but I have to take this mouth home with me.’
When I was a teeny moomin, my mouth was too small for all my teeth, so I had eight milk teeth removed to make way for new teeth.
The dentist numbed the wrong part of the mouth and said ‘put your hand up if you feel any pain’. As I heard the wrenching tears of the tooth detaching and pain bloomed, my hand shot right up, and the dentist carried on. I think she wanted to make sure I was in pain.
I also threw up on my orthodentist once.
OMG!!!
*squeeze* What a horrible dentist!
*Sympathetic squeeze* Are you sure that you aren’t living out some version of Little Shop of Horrors?!
One of my front teeth abscessed when I was younger. The infection spread up into my face. The dentist needed to make an incision above my gums into my cheek to drain the infection. He numbed it to make the incision, and I think the numbing agent came rushing out with the infection. I felt everything else as he dug around in my cheek cleaning it out. I bawled the whole half-hour drive home.
Jeez- you just made my face go ow in sympathy! (it won’t stop itching now!) *squeeze*
Ow, Ms B!
I could use some novocaine to better tolerate this thread.
I haven’t puked on anyone in the dental field yet but I have come darn close on many occasion.
Eeek!
*squeeze*
*gets off of naughty step*
*squeeze*
remember to use your g-string after brushing
Right.
*takes Brewski’s g-string off him and gives it to granny*
Don’t forget your back teeth.
DANG! My teeth were cleaner before!
I just must have a weak stomach today, because everything is setting off my gag reflex.
I think it’s not you, Ms B.
Urgh. :p
Are you sure it’s not just morning sickness, Brewski?
Ahhh, now it’s all becoming clearer! Drat! Curses!
Well, LCB don’t preach, cause I’m gonna keep my baby!!
*squeezes LCB*
*squeezes Brewski gently*
After going over my surgery notes, it does appear that you and the Admiral are going to be the proud parents of a Junior Brewski Mint.
Yay! We get to have a baby shower!
*Dumps bucket of water onto Brewski*
Congratulations!
Yes, it’s true, LCB impregnated me, and the Admiral dropped a Junior Mint during the procedure. Since it’s a mint, I can’t decide whether the nursery should be painted mint green, or chocolate brown.
Brewski, you carry that baby so well. You are glowing!!!!
Brewski, when are you due? We need to know when we can welcome our new FailBaby.
We won’t be able to determine the due date until the Admiral can produce the box of Junior Mints so we can check the sell-by date.
You’ll have to ask lolcatburglar. She’s the expert impregnator!
I guess that since the impregnation happened via turkey baster, the birth will be imminent when the little timer thingy pops up.
Hopefully this will happen during the next Cuddle Puddle, so we have a undercuddle birth.
*surreptitiously flips missing “n” into post*
*holds up sign*
LOLCATS Repet! The N is near!!
Hmm. I’ll be tempted to eat it then. Of course, it’s best to eat smart children. So if I give birth to Smarties, then I’ll totally have to chow down. But I’ll try to restrain myself.
The Admiral will be so proud!
But at least Brewski’s thong is clean now.
granny is just too selfish sometimes. Doesn’t see the big picture.
WHAT THE HELL?
The road to hell is paved with… uhm… what?
I think it’s paved with butts!
Or ors and ands.
But now I’m just being stupid.
Is that why my dog is doing that weird heiny drag maneuver? He is paving the way to hell?
*SNORTROFFLES!*
he’s just trying to keep the rug cleaner dude in business.
I’ll take the stairs
That looks like a fun slide actually :/
don’t let it fool you
one good ride and then screwed for 18 years
BWHAAHAHAHAH!
the ride may not even be good but you still have to pay.
It just reminds me of my ex…so much…
the toenails?
thunder thighs?
cankles?
Big green tongue?
Lips the size of a moon crater?
knee pads?
An easy access stairway for around the back?
LOL!
All of the above huh!
Pops out a kid every other minute.
*decides he should cut his loses and be quiet*
*squeeze*
heehee!
*squeeze*
Best sponge squeeze ever!
No, it’s not over until you post her full name and phone # here.
*squeeze* Hell, you’re on fire today!
slip sliding away… slip sliding awaaaaay…
wet and wild slide?
at least it’s clean shaven. The mustache people! The mustache.
I am sorry.
Want me to go to my corner?
*squeeze* I’m coming with you apparently.
YAY!!
I will bake us some cookies. I have a feeling I am going to be sent there a lot today. I am just happy to be done with the previous post.
You and me both sister…though this fail scares me :/
We don’t have a big enough corner for all the people who should be sent there. Come back to the pool party and bring the cookies, please!
*stashes some cookies in the corner for a later involuntary visit*
Okay … I am coming over! Let’s go Mal. Put your hot pink speedo on and keep your sunglasses.
Do I have to wear the speedo?
Just until we get there. Yes.
You look mah-velous darling!!!!
Um, YES!!
*snickers*
Off we go!
That’s really frightening. Very.
Another kitty cat!!!
get back in the flap you!!!
I can’t fit in your flap granny. I already tried.
try HARDER!!! Granny’s still got some stretch in her
You want her to get your goatse?
AAAAAH! *Scratches eyes out*
I saw 2G 1C for the first time only recently. Here, scratch mine out too?
*scratches DrB’s eyes out too, but not before flashing*
the last thing you’ll ever see
You should watch some of the reaction videos – kermitt the frog has a good one. (clicky)
NOT WORK SAFE!!!!
What’s a goatse?
It’s when you take your $$$%hole and &%£@@@ it so it’s *&%^ing huge!
DO NOT ASK- before applying for a brain bleach and sleep therapy.
*offers Alice the a cranial scrub*
How dare that Jules steal my avatar!
Awe, it’s alright, it’s just for fun.
Some! Well ok, just ask me next time! Sheesh.
So what is goatse? *doesn’t see the fail*
Disclaimer: Ummm….
Clicky!
( )O( )
Jenny, is that like a hemerroid or something?
Well, I usually try to forget stuff like that. Just tell me.
its a trap
so say all the men who didn’t want to have a baby.
o rly
Reminds me of AHHHH! Real Monsters and that one scene from Patch Adams.
I thought of Patch Adams, too! At your cervix!
*snork!!!*
Great movie! *sighs reminiscently*
This conversation, it makes me laugh,
Ooo nice ?
This one ——–>
always looks to me like someone bending over pulling-up their pants.
DrB…How the hell do you see someone bending over? You are soooooooo silly.
You like?
I see it too! It looks like they’re touching their toes, doing a bit of yoga.
Like this… *bends*
*queefs*
A queefing Brewski AND Sponge. Great!
Hey kids; now you can have all the fun of an inflatable and get Freudian subtext as well! A two-fer!
“Doctor, do you think I’m gay because of my overly strict mother?”
“No, no, it’s zat giant vagina you were playing in when you were a child!
“Doctor, doctor do you think my commitment issues are because of the teeth?”
It’s a talking vageena.
A friend for talkingpenis other than theres ponder?
Anyone got matches? Anyone? Dragon I need a *foom*….
Here’s a lighter.
*Bring lighter to light up flameblog above ^^^*
I am not making this up. We have person with a last name of Vondenbussche here @ work.
Working in elections means that I get to see all the fabulous names that people come up with. My favorite so far? A man named Bushrod. First name. What’s better? He was a Junior.
Paid for and designed by the anti-feminist movement?
are your daughters wearing army boots?
does your little girl express an interest munching from the furry plate?
come to funland! where we cultivate a healthy fear of anything vaginal
It’s actually the National museum of Art in Norway…
*whispers*
the horror, the horror
In this playground no one can hear you scream- the slide is way too loud!
*slides down*
*QUEEF!*
What was that? A leak?
*barf*
As if this fail wasn’t bad enough…
nope definitely an onion!
Brewski…can..queef? WTF?
It most definitely came from the slide!
:p
LIES!!!!!
I’m backing you up on this one Leila
I have proof
I wanna see.
*goes to fetch the bicycle pump*
THAT Better not be a leak!
(let’s see; 2 kids @ 2 slides a minute/$5000 = grumble grumble)
OH! Look a Hobo, hey you!
Yeah! Come over here and SLIDE!
Don’t RUN AWAY!
Climb FASTER Granny!
I’m trying! there’s some sort of slippery substance on it!
I don’t recognise the flavour, but it could be fishlube
bukkit here please.
sorry
no apologies- it was for application of lube….
Daddy paid $5000 to rent the “Absolute Coolest Slide” for Sally’s 4th Birthday Party and Mommy forgot to mail out the 200 invitations!
she was too busy being the slide
After the second child she really never lost weight or got that youthful feel back, but only after money got tight and she didn’t did I consider renting her out.
hahahaha!!!!
OK, Leila, you asked for it. Clickie my name for a surprise!
Are it safest?
Work safe. I was amazed that Leila had never seen it.
AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! @#$%&*#(@($#~!!!!! It’s fücking blocked!!! Why?
YouTube
Pickle surprise!
Is that the effects of getting high?
The children, think of the children man!
p.s. safe for work, but keep brain bleach handy
there guidelines for what is actually considered work safe?
OMG, it has teeth.
Hello new nightmare.
I’m so fücking tired.. *yawns* someone read me a story, please.
♪ Wake me up ♪
♪ Before you go go ♪
♪ Don’t leave me ♪
♪ Hanging on like a yo-yo ♪
♪ I ain’t gonna work for maggie’s pa no more ♪
♪ I ain’t gonna work for maggie’s pa no more ♪
♪ When he puts his cigar out in your face just for kicks ♪
♪ His bedroom window it is made out of bricks ♪
♪ I ain’t gonna work for maggie’s pa no more ♪
Ooh, let’s do… well, we can’t do an exquisite corpse because we all see what the other person writes, but let’s make a story!
Copy and paste into YouTube and use audio preview for best results!
Once upon a time, there was an insane gynocologist…
Leila’s story was better, this one is just jibbajabba.
Thanks for trying?
No problem. Mondays are trying in general, so it fits.
Aaaaaaaw… *squeeze Bearly* I hear you sister. Mine is going to be a short week however. I am looking forward to it.
Mine too, but next week is going to be a zoo – media in the office and everything. I better make sure I’m ready for my close-up!
*snores* zzzzzzzz
*Pushes Hairy into the pool up there ^^**
Wakey wakey!
Huh? What? OH GOD! This water is not from over ^there^ is it? :S
That is Oslo! it is an art museeum
I know a girl that has the same knees! I swear!
Did this remind anyone else of The Wall?
price check on vagicleen
Hm, a 200ml pack is 3,99 eh? well that’s about 300dollar to clean this thing, hmm.. *Thinks of something smarter*. Pokes a hole it,
*thinks.. I can’t believe I said that out loud!*
*facepalm*
*looks at picture*
I don’t think gynecology, fauvism, and psychedelic drugs mix to well. I’m just sayin’.
Oh really?
If this picture is what happens when you mix the three, yes, really.
It goes great on fails!
And nightmares too, I suppose.
I changed my avatar!
It’s the inflatable doll of the future…
The 70s are the future?
Is the only thing to look forward to the past?
There are so many of these “mistakes” that I have to believe that somewhere there is a toy designer that is just laughing his ass off that he is actually selling them…
Let’s hope there’s just that one…
Rumbled!
*flees*
Moomin! We have Moomin!
*wrestles self to ground*
Raaaaaaaaaagh! Gotcha!
*jumps on wrestle pile*
*squeeze*
*anklelock*
*squeeze*
I actually love this slide. I would install one at my home, and slide out to the street every morning.
That would be an interesting way to start your day.
*Note to self: Don’t move into Fluffy’s neighborhood*
Oh I love it fluffy. I can see it now…there would never be a bad day
*Note to self: Brilliant idea, and get to work convincing Jen*
isn’t this from nikki de saint phalle?
if it isn’t, then it seems like a tribute
i wouldn’t say this slide is for kids
why do you guys always hav e these long conversations in the comments dont u have I.Ms?
Insane Monologues?
Idiotic Musings?
Imbecilic Mutterings?
Incoherent Moomins?
Jinx! … almost..
Gah! Stop writing when I do!
I’d have to go with Moomin on this one, Fluffy.
This is like a team effort to disrupt the acronym game.
Impossible Mission. It’ll carry on.
No.
:p
Pbbt!
Didn’t wanna anyway.
See…. I was right! nernernernerner
You also said you didn’t wanna anyway.
On average you were neither.
:p
You’re just mean.
I’m Mean
:p
*sigh* no tongue for you.
Irritating Monkey!
*licks*
Icky Mucus.
I Made a point of making more slime than necessary.
Il Mort!
Blaaaaaaaaaaarg!
*dies*
Initiates Mouth to mouth.
*exhales*
*Inflates Massively*
*floats off*
Yes, a little Inventive Mayhem, and the acronym game is Instantaneously Dead.
D’oh! Could somebody please check my I.D.??
*headdesk*
Irretrievable Murmur?
Inconceivable Moose
Introverted Muse
Implausible Mystery
Intelligent Moomins?
Heeheehee
:p
*squeeze*
Irrelevant Motormouths?
Immaterial Miscreants
Incomprehensible Murmuring!
Icelandic Malcontents
Incendiary Mothballs.
Impudent Muppet
Idyllic Meandering
Icky Muffins
Did anyone say toe jam yet?
Nope, I’m going to be first.
TOE JAM!
I win. Everything belongs to me.
*goes to find soldier to barter for magic sack*
what has your sack got to do with it?
Technically I said it first Mr. Moomin. So you must split the booty with me, 60 40.
Ow ow ow. Why are you trying to split my booty?
To get you in the sack?
tobb is a tool… now where did JasonK put his lake bottom?
I’m off to get blood work! Hopefully I’ll be back before the end of the day!
I hope you pass your test!
Or fail, as the case may be.
*Squeeze*
i hope he studied for the blood test. knowing Malicite he will pass with flying colours Makwa Kwa.(Bear woman)
Well, there are some blood tests that you positively want to fail! I was just covering all possibilities.
I was tested when I was a kid. I have a 98% IQ. That’s good right?
When they go to take your blood, close your eyes and picture all of us… coming down the Vagina-slide!
The pic reminds me of this bar (clicky). Also famous for its boxing training.
Very nice – looks like a classy joint!
What the he… double hockey sticks was that clicky LMAO Mr AE ?
A picture of a bar entrance in my hometown. And no, I won’t lick anything.
Are you supposed to dive right in?
I bet many a man have gone thru that gash… errr, slit?
My other question is how many times have you been in there?Mr AE
Look at the size of her doorway!
You go to that bar to get legless right?
At least it’s very likely that you end up with your feet in the air. One way or the other…
Well, that lady was a knockout
*jabs to the left, jabs to the right* That’s it right there, hit that spot…
I would love to go hacking in there.
You’d be a good hacker, pschorr.
Paris Hilton entertaining her newest potential steady beau or BFF?
Sry…that’s just what I think when I see this photo.
you confuse Paris with Courtney.
Go up the stairs to the restaurant, they’re serving chicken vaginas.
blerg. I hope that are at least fried and covered in hot sauce.
hahaha! this is too funny! how could someone be so stupid to make a slide like that??? what dumb idiots..
Just what is it suppose to be?
She looks Asian…
ooh I saw that building this weekend when I was in oslo
thats the back legs on one side
the whole building can look like a frog
I need help from the experts. How to become an FB Veteran!
There is only one way to qualify. At least once be the one to post the first comment. And the comment must be a “FIRST!”
Then we will have an official ceremony that includes alcohol, Bacon Lube ™ and a circumcision.
This is actually part of an art installation. It is NOT a kids slide, it’s one of the exits of the building.
Ok, So many people here calling it an “Installation”. So I guess this makes it ok! It depicts a woman with her legs spread and her vagina a gaping maw with what could be a tongue hanging out, with kids happily walking out of the vagina and sliding down the tongue, but it’s not really a slide, so it’s ok. It just looks like it could be an inflatable slide. Maybe it really is a slide, but it looks like depiction of a vagina, masked as an “Installation”. Oh the things people do to put one one on society. Artists with maturity levels of 8th graders.
wow. serious. does it offend you?
did the giant vagina die?
FIRST
i think its supposed to look like that, its more a win then a fail
Wow epic fail…>_> lol
Have you seen the one that looks like a penis? It’s some kind of caterpillar but it looks like the kids are squirting out of the end of a penis. This one goes along nicely with that one LOL!
Yes, I know what you are talking about. And the music was farting out the Bohemian Raspody song.
Vagina Dentata!!!
Vagina Dentata?
It’s the Dentata Pinata!
I actually walked past this thing this afternoon. I thought it looked weirdly familiar … and then I thought, Hey, I saw that on Failblog!
There were kids sliding on it, and, creepily, they appeared to be with their father. o_O But, hey, Oslo has made an appearance on FB, I shouldn’t complain. (And as other have already said, this is an art installation outside a museum.)
Oh, so that’s what happened to the inflatables from the Rolling Stones concerts – they combined parts into .. something else.
They should start a category called “slides that look like vagina’s”
Not to be a buzz kill, but this is an art installation from the Norwegian national museum of art. And the artist has found inspiration in Pink Floyd’s movie The Wall.
It is unfortunately removed now.
All that is left is a gray parking lot…
It was there yesterday …
Good morning, Worm you honor!
ha! this is the exit or something from an art gallery in Oslo Norway!
Haha, drove by this today. I was thinking exactly the same thing “Fail Blog!!”
Woops. Yeah. It’s still there.
Funny beaver!
This pic is taken in Norway
Just as Britney’s va-jay-jay
Guess who get’s to take the tram past this thing?
Well… got to.
Well… might be funny, but it´s not actually a slide! It¨s an installastion at the museum og modern arts in Oslo, Norway. QUite sure it¨s intended
they’re cumming out
It’s actually an art exhibit in Oslo, Norway … Crazy art …
Its a exhibit about sex=)
tenkt på å legge den ut her selv fakitsk!
Wasn’t that in Oslo? I saw that. Ha
Haha. thats in norway, in oslo.
hahahahaa!!!!!
Who wouldn’t find and inflatible multicolored vagina slide with teeth amusing…?
Push! Push! Push the Kids Down the slide!
Fail or not, we all came outta there.
Vagina dentada…
Well that’s how the kids came into the world…XD
this was in Oslo, Norway, right?
I was just there and took that exact same picture…. !!!
How did they manage to make an exact replica of Paris Hilton? They included all her STDs, some not known to to man kind.
It’s supposed to be like that. It’s a piece of an art exebithion.
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That is in the National Museum in Oslo, Norway.
Its art!