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I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables…
Whatching their skins being peeled…
Grated and Steamed with no mercy…
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad)
Plus WIN for tickson quoting obscure bands from Kingston Ont.!
You are correct good sir! Arrogant Worms forever!
Here’s a link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM&feature=related
My favorite would have to be “The Last Saskatchewan Pirate,” go Alberta!
Hilarious!! Thanks for sharing.
ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!
Do i sense someone singing a song by one of my favorite bands?
it seems i do
that’s not even funny. animals have nervous systems, are cognizant and sentient. go watch meetyourmeat or something. grow some heart.
yes, i know, BUT they also taste good. grow some sack.
I’d rather eat vegetables all day. I don’t really care about if veggies or animals feel pain or not, I just don’t want to eat veins and testicles etc…digestive tracts…
That’s why you eat the other parts. Eat the animals before they eat you. Veggies have a long way to go till they fight back.
So, you feel… empowered because you eat meat, and yet you confess to fearing being eaten by a chicken? Dude, next time let your brain do the talking before your testosterone.
I fear being eaten by chickens. What if the bird flu turns into some advanced form of rabies that makes them go crazy that would be something to fear. BTW I love veggies in my crock pot they give the testicles and tripe a great added flavor.
You also realise that svine flu, mad cow disease and all the other crap is a danger because of factory farming where you get your animal based foods from?
Cows got mad because they had been feed animal corpses…and this practise is still done because the waste from the slaughterhouse is cheap fattening food
The cramped and unhealthy conditions are a real feast for all kind of diseases.
Thousand of animals in one space, up on the truck with them, to the slaughter house.
The animals and workers get in contact with contaminated body fluids, the de-feathering baths are cleaned after work when thousand of chickens, ducks, goose and other birds have been dragged through the same water and are literaly bathed in each other germs..one big reprocration pool for germs
Than the water is flushed down the drain..no sterilisation.
Not to forget that all the shit and piss from the stables where the animals are from is pumped on the fields.
Bacterias and especially virus are pretty tough and survive when they are washed by the rain through the ground into the rivers and into the ground water.
In the slaughterhouse the bloody floor and tolls are cleaned with the hoose and the water with the blood goes down the drain too.
Also the WHO(World health organisation) warns that handling raw meat can get you svine flu and other diseases, even cooking is not 100% save.
There have been a couple of cases where slaughterhouse workers got svine flu or mad cow disease.
Farm factorys are just big petri dishes where diseases are breed and made resistent against antibiotics.
So when you buy the cheap stuff from the farm factorys you are endagering yourself.
It is highly illogical if you want to prevent that the bird/svine flu turns into something dangerous through eating the animals.
Eating meat is exactly what will get you ill in this case.
Also medical history proves that diseases have been spread through unsanitary circumstances which are given through factory farms.
The illnesses which cause the highest death rate are not cancer or heart attacks…or flu.
The maladies which kill the most people are food/hygiene induced
At least I have chicken
YESSS!!! I can’t believe no one else commented to tell you you’re awesome
no offence, I respect your opinion about not eating meat and all but eating meat and bad factory conditions are two separate issues. Swine flu has NOTHING to do with eating pork and you cannot get sick with swine flu by eating meat. That’s already scientifically proven.
*Also the WHO(World health organisation) * quote cyrell
naw man im pretty sure the who was a rock band.
Win!
I guess you forget about the people who got hepatitis from the green onions at chi chi’s and died. Or salmonella from tomatoes etc…
You, sir, are amazing.
You know….human meat in a nice spicy wine flavoured sauce taste just like pork?
Cannibals call human meat *long legged pig* meat…and in all the cases where people killed other humans and sold their meat as pig meat nobody could tell the difference.
So why not take the starving people from the third world and fatten them up and eat them? That would solve the problem of the third world and over population.
The facts are, humans are made of meat…meat tastes good also why not eat people instead wasting them by burying them?
If you should not eat them god should have made them out of meat.
Old people are tough but you still can ground them and make great sausages from them.
only problem with this is that by the time most humans die, they are old, so it would be a low quality meat
I’ve never been a fan of dark meat, so my question is this; is it racist for me to not want to eat a black person, because I don’t think I could handle being a cannibal AND a racist. Those are decisions best left up to the suits in Washington.
well eating people and animals are two different things… its a part of the food chain.. watch a tv show animals eat other animals to survive.. we happen to be omnivores so quit spittin ur mumbo jumbo we were supposed to eat meat and vegetables to stay healthy… eating other humans is just wrong… most animals dont even do that.. its nature
dude way to copy jonathan swift
You know, the sentiency bit COULD be argued… I don’t see animals having cars and trains and computers.
Being sentient has nothing to do with having cars and trains and computers. You don’t have to be intelligent to have the ability to feel.
“The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they FEEL?” – Isaac Bashevis Singer
What about babies or the elderly with dementia? Should we just kill them too?
Soilent green is people!!!
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You whiny hippie, who cares if they feel, they taste better than they feel, and yes we should put down unwanted babies and people with dementia what good are they to society anyway? Survival of the fittest, kill them all and let god sort them out.
Wow… I never did get why people seem outrageously critical of thinking and caring about ideals on the internet. Anonymity doesn’t seem to account for all of it. It’s like any excuse to not care about anything but pleasure is used. I’m not vegan, but really…
Welcome to the internet. Most of the “insensitive” and “uncaring” things that are said (especially in a forum like this one) are done so merely to inflame and outrage folks who haven’t figured out that their pouty replies are the reason such comments are made in the first place. Most folks (not all obviously) don’t even stand behind what they say, they just do it to get a rise out of people. And it works every time! Weeee!
Relax, it’s just the internet. :]
My grandfather didn’t die to stop fascist eugenics so that people like you could bring them up again. Go to hell, you compassionateness twat.
You idiotic conformist pig, I care if they feel pain. Perhaps they do taste good, but honestly? Is life ALL about self-gratification to you? The point of humanity is for it to support itself. The massive amounts of land wasted upon raising and feeding cattle could, if converted to farmland, feed the ENTIRE WORLD POPULATION three square meals a day. Selfish brat.
The pain argument is no argument at all. Slaughterhouses cows and pigs quickly. Chickens are so stupid they drown in the rain. Either way, they aren’t self-aware animals, and thus have no rights. Your sympathy is wasted on them.
The environmental argument, by contrast, provides a good reason not to eat meat. Cows produce WAY more shit (literal feces) than we need to fertilize farmland. All the excess is dumped into giant pools of methane, producing greenhouse gasses far more potent than CO2.
Please don’t sidetrack this thread with your chicken little bullshit claims that the sky is falling because we’re raising cows. How many intelligent people must point out to the sheep that Al Gore is a hypocrite, and a liar? Man made global warming is a farce, which is why they renamed it “climate change”. Even before all this, they claimed there was a hole in the ozone layer, caused by CFC’s (chlorofluorocarbons) in hairspray, that was allowing all of our greenhouse gasses to escape into space which would cause a premature ice age. CFC’s are denser than typical atmospheric gasses, so I’m a little fuzzy on the physics required for them to travel up to the ozone layer, and begin depleting it…
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dude they changed it to climate change cuz ppl like u were so stupid thinkning OOOO the whole world is gonna get warmer?????? not dumbshits its just they named it a bit wrong CERTAIN parts of the world will get warmer sure, but overall its CLIMATE change around the world, and of course its caused by man science has pretty much proven it dumb shit
Hmmm, was it man science that created and ended the Ice Age? Oh, no, that’s right, it wasn’t. It was a natural occurrence. Much like this one now. Suck it.
the reason for climate change is man. the end of the ice age was caused by the end of a cold phase of the earth. earth has phases ( hot mild cold). the problem now is that we are making a mild phase into a hot one and if wedont do anything, when the next hot phase comes in a few hundred ythousand years. we’re all gonna cook.
so tell me how many of us care.. the way technology is growing im sure a hundred thousand years from now they will find a way to stay cool… we arent living a hundred thousand years to find out
I really would like to know where you heard this absolute nonsense about chickens drowning in the rain?
And why should they be not self aware?
And the thing with the cows and pigs that are slaughtered fast is also not true…they are slaughtered quickly but that does not mean they die fast.
Cows and pigs need 3 minutes to die of blood loss and often the cattle gun is not used right and the cows are not unconscious.
The cattle gun does not kill the animals…to kill them you have to cut their throut and let them bleed to death.
In the slaughterhouse you have only 1 minutes per animal from stunning to cut their throat and then the cutting starts.
You have to work fast and the cows are still alive when the hooves, ears are cut of and they are skinned.
You have no time to proper stun them because ..there comes the next cow..you do not have 3 minutes to let them hang and bleed to death..you have to start cutting ans skinning.
Also because the animals hang upside down they stay longer concussios because of gravity.
The blood flows down into the head.
Think..in first aid you learn when someone feels dizzy let them lay down and put the feet on a chair so the blood flows to the brain easier.
Same with the animals in the slaughter house..also the stress from the transfer and the excreted adrenalin keeps the animals alert
You had me at “slaughtered.”
Turkeys drown in the rain.
Humans evolved as OMNIVORES. We eat meat as well as plants. Deal with it or whine about it to God or Charles Darwin, or even your imaginary girlfriend if she likes you enough to care.
It’s the natural order of things that we eat meat. If humans evolved as herbivores and only ate vegetables like all you crazy vegans out there, why do we have a full set of teeth? Why do we have canines? Why don’t we have teeth missing like a cow or a sheep?
You don’t neccessarily have to eat farm factoried meat. Get some money from your dead-end job and buy some free-range food.
OH NOES!!11!eleven! A tiger just killed a deer and ate it! It’s not a vegetarion! We’ll have to kill it!
It’s the natural way of life to hunt prey. If plants are so great how come all the carnivores like crocodiles and lions don’t eat plants, hmm?
Some dimwit by the name of “Co” just said this:
“You idiotic conformist pig”
You are a hypocrite. I am about to PWN you. Read on to see how.
“Is life all about self-gratification to you?”
If you are doing things for yourself, and yourself only, you are hardly conforming to anyone else’s expectations.
Sure, doing things for your own self-gratification is selfish.
However, even charity is a form of self-gratification; you give of yourself because YOU feel it’s the right thing to do. It makes YOU feel good about what YOU did for others.
Selfishness is inherent in humanity no matter what you do, even in selfless actions. If you’re not selfish in one way or another, philosophically speaking, you’re an “unperson,” to use a “newspeak” term.
“The point of humanity is for it to support itself.”
And the way to do that would be for humanity to come together for its own greater good?
There’s a word for that: conformity!
You are proposing people to be conformist in order to act in “harmony” for the greater good.
The BIG FAIL moment here is that, despite you decrying your opponent by accusing him og being a “conformist pig,” you are promoting conformity AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU’RE DOING IT!
So there, you have just been PWNED. Intelligence is such a wonderful thing, especially when it’s being used to effectively discredit a short-sighted argument, such as yours.
If you wanted to argue against “GEAR” and look intelligent in the process, maybe you should’ve thought about what was really egregious in his post, such as killing “unwanted babies.”
Hope this was enlightening. Thanks for reading!
You do have a good argument there, my friend.
This made me so happy. You win forever.
We have canine teeth for a reason, silly loony liberal. If you want to be vegan, knock yourself out. But don’t try to convert, preach, indoctrinate, or belittle those of us who love eating meat. Oh, know a good reason for molotov cocktails? Because hippies can’t set themselves on fire. [buttons pushed] (that should get you going on another tirade!)
Canine teeth have nothing to do with being a meat eater or not.
Omnivore animals have carnassials…that are not the front spiky teeth, the carnassials which show if an animal is a meat eater are the teeth on the side of the jawbone.
Even horses have canine teeths, not to forget gorillas, pandas, the musk deer…
I never saw a musk deer eat meat…the canine teeth have nothing to do with eating meat or not eating meat.
Also the enzymatci system and the secretion of chloric acid in the stomach is a much better indicator if a species is built to eat meat or not
Dude. Like my meat think it is silly to be a veg head but dead god! We first of all need babies to survive and secondly altruism is a big part of human society. If you really think that people should be completely self sufficient all the time go into the backwoods of Montana and never visit a town, never listen to a radio, never go to a doctor again.
Ha. I bet YOU taste better than you feel, since you most likely have a big snout and a little curly tail. Shut up and stop trying to play God; don’t attempt to throw death out wherever you think it’s right. I’m not religious or anything but it pisses me off when people think they have a right to pass judgement on who should live. PIG.
You are sooooooo unhappy gear that you’ll be unhappy for the rest of your so called life. If your life is so troubled you just cant have consideration for other beings. If your life is fulfilled you can have extra love to give to others too. So this versus like all others in the world are all based on how happy you are and how fulfilled your life is. People like you will never be convinced to love animals because you just cant understand and its not your fault directly. I wont accuse anyone like you as long as you dont feel that compassion and love. Those high feeling rise when you are in the proper point with your life not when animal lovers give you reasons.
So peace be with us all.
they lost the food chain war, they get eaten. Its life.
I love how generaly the vegan crowd are usually evolutionists, yet they ignore the fact that we are omnivores. Dental structure proves it, move on.
If you are religious then few religions frown the consumption of meat. If not, why do you care if the animal feels? If there is no ultimate moral authority, what then do you base an argument that eatting bunnies or chickens or any other creature is bad?
Canine teeth have nothing to do with being a meat eater or not.
Omnivore animals have carnassials…that are not the front spiky teeth, the carnassials which show if an animal is a meat eater are the teeth on the side of the jawbone.
Even horses have canine teeths, not to forget gorillas, pandas, the musk deer…
I never saw a musk deer eat meat…the canine teeth have nothing to do with eating meat or not eating meat.
Also the enzymatic system and the secretion of chloric acid in the stomach is a much better indicator if a species is built to eat meat or not.
At least..if there is not ultimate authority, what then do you base an argument that eating humans is bad?
Or that killing people, raping womans and other stuff that is called a crime is wrong when there is no ultimate authority?
of course animals “feel”. The difference in intelligence between us and animals is one of degree not one of kind. The question is not can they feel, but does it matter. Having feelings does not make something immune to predation. I, sir, am a carnivorous primate and proud of it and therefore feel no reason not to consume the tasty tasty flesh of other creatures.
And unlike our fellow omnivores, the chimpanzees, the meat you it is probably dead before you start.
but sir, being so much more intelligent than the lower animals should give you the higher brain power to know that we’re more developed and have higher reasoning abilities. Are you saying that you’re as dumb as the animals that you eat and only know to stuff your face?
Ah yes. No reason? If Einstein decided that human meat was, as you say, “tasty tasty”, would that give him a right to consume it?
yes…… meat ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, but that’s because the human mind is programmed to dislike cannibalism. That’s not saying that there are no exceptions, such as certain psychos, but in most cases, no one would eat human meat.
You are not a carnivorous primat….primates are omnivorous and chimpanzees eat only 5% animal based food where humans eat 20%, often 30% animal based food and that is why people have so much health problems.
They eat just too much animal based stuff than what would be natural for our species.
If you would be carnivorous you would have teeth like a dog or cat..carnassials..the teeth on the side of the jawbone.
Also you would produce 10 times more hydrochloric acid in your stomach than humans normally produce.
Not to forget that the enzymes that destruct uric acid and get it out of the body would be several times higher.
Because that is not the case, and the enzymatic systeme is a better indicator about nutritional needs, humans are omnivorous apes which should not eat more than 10% animal based food…preferable small animals like birds, small mammaels from mouse to dwarf deer, juvenile individuals of your own species, insects and eggs.
Technically, Singer was wrong. They’ve got to be able to REASON. Not even the most advanced primate can do that, other than us. We were made by God to rule over the other life-forms on Earth. And killing a baby harms our future and killing elderly with dementia serves no practical purpose. But killing animals for food helps our future and serves a practical purpose, by keeping us in good health. Also, the human body is supposed to eat meat, which is why vegans have poor health. Healthy food is not good for you if that is all you eat. Our definition of healthy food is nutrient-scarce food, and if you don’t obtain nutrients, you die. You cannot obtain enough nutrients by eating only vegetables.
@PD, you may (or not) be made by god but I AM NOT. Please refrain yourself from using the words “we” and “god” in the same sentence in the future!
PS: I love animals both alive as on my diner plate.
I agree with you completely. We still have to eat something though and to be honest I would rather see a pretty field of green corn than a dirty pig farm. So I am doing my best to get rid of those nasty pigs by having a nice pork rib BBQ this weekend.
Once upon a time the romans though that lead pipes were a great idea. For all we know we are the romans and vegetables can and do feel pain.
yes we should kill them
Well generally those wanting to save the animals are all for killing babies.
….probably
LMAO!!! Yeah that is what being sentient means – having a car.
Yes, it is very funny.. Animals in nature eat each other too, nothing wrong with it. Survival of the fittest. If you don’t get that I think you need to go to a support group, and feel bad about your own digestive system. Oh and go starve a tiger or two.
Note: Correctly speaking it should say “omnivore”.. that’s what we are.. Carnivore is more funny tho
‘Carnivore’ isn’t a mistake. It is the whole purpose of the poster. That’s why there’s a dinosaur on it and not a person. Most omnivores are definitely not awesome.
Ah come on, it’s hilarious. Do you think maybe being entirely humourless is good for the vegan movement?
Oh your right! I am militantly vegan, and easily see the humor in this. Especially since T-rex wasn’t a predator either, but whatever. Funny!
T-Rex not a predator? WTF?
Debatable, there is some evidence that it was a scavenger, though there is also data that suggests that it hunted. Definitley killed its own kind though.
So plants are punished because they are evolved differently to not need nervous systems/brains? What if you tranquilize the animal first? Then it can’t think/feel. Just eat it
Or we could kill them before we eat them, so they don’t feel!
Oh wait…
Why not just intoxicate them heavily enough, so they have no idea what’s going on, flash-freeze them, so they feel no pain in death, and then feast upon them?
Wait…
Excuse me sir, why are we waiting? Oh well! While we wait, let me edify you upon the COMPLETELY random subject of animal slaughter…
Factory farmed chickens are housed in tiny cages not large enough for ONE bird, let alone the large number that are stuffed into them. In order to keep them from killing themselves under the stress, their sensitive beaks are clipped off, NO ANESTHETIC. They are injected with so much homonesthat when they do manage to stand, their legs break under their own weight. The cages are stacked in such a way that the feces from the birds highest up fall upon the birds below. When it is time for slaughter, they are hung by their feet upside down on a conveyor system, then have their necks “wrung”. It doesn’t work. ! out of 10 Chickens are still alive as they go on to the next stage, being boiled alive to get the feathers off. The birds that are deemed to have too many imperfections in the flesh are thrown into a meat grinder, and the ground chicken mixed with chicken feces is fed to the birds unlucky enough to yet be living. And this is only the plight of chickens, cows and pigs have it MUCH worse.
Have you hung out much with cows and chickens? After spending only a few hours with them, I have no qualms about torturing such brainless creatures. Pigs I feel a little bad about, but bacon is goooood…
they are delicious cage birds. quit cryin and choke on some rabbit food.
really, choke
He’s human, he’s entitled to his opinion even if it is idealist and looks upon them as though they have a fully formed coginitive mind to understand what is going on.
Hey you. You with the face. Co. Because you have an opinion on something that has been debated for 40 years that you believe is correct, i should listen to you right? Or is it because you copied and pasted (or god forbid memorized) a section from some anti-meat propaganda website and/or wikipedia on factory farming. We are animals. In nature, animals eat other animals. Is it wrong for us to act the same? You say no, but for thousands of years, people have said yes. Has it been proven that animals have not developed the cognitive thinking skills required to decide for themselves if they want to be eaten by us? no. Can it be proven that animals only have the most basic thinking skills, and the need to eat, drink, and sleep? yes. Can animals do anything about us killing them to eat them? No. Will they ever? No. Is standing up for animals when they cannot stand up for themselves wrong? No, its not. But shoving anti-meat propaganda into the faces of regular people who eat it every day because it is a vital source of protein that cannot be properly replicated in any pill or in any vegetable is wrong. Meat is on the food pyramid for a reason, as it is a vital source of nutrients you need for everyday life. If a study was conducted to see if people who ate meat were more healthy than vegetarians or vegans, logically a person who ate meat would be more healthy than a person who had cut meat completely out of their diet. If we did not factory farm chickens, cows, and pigs and let them go out into the wild, how long do you think they would last? No, it has not been proven that animals have no emotion. But science is a wonderful thing. You are a funny man sir. i salute you. Bacon is delicious, Steak is the tuxedo of meat, and Chicken cannot be beat by any vegetable counterpart. I feel sorry for you. Please learn to think for yourself.
True!
You forget horses, their meat is sooo delicious, it´s also low-fat and high on iron. Another good thing about eating horse meat is that unlike pigs and chickens they had a good life before you eat them (horses are too expensive to be breed solely for the meat so the meat is only a by-product after the useful life of the horse)
animals and plants were put on earth for us and other animals to eat. animals eat animals, so why shouldn’t we?
Your argument is absolutely flawless! In fact, I’m gonna go kill some people now, because other people do it too.
Make sure you eat all of your human, or you won’t get any tomatoes for dessert.
How can you even say that? Humans can’t even say that for ourselves. We don’t know why the hell we’re here. What makes you think you know why animals were put on this earth?
It’s best not to even try reasoning with these idiots, jamie. Most of them treat their significant others like crap. Do you really expect them to sympathize with animals who aren’t even their own species? To the so-called macho people, we’ll always be considered wimps despite having higher intelligence and a much deeper understanding of the balance of nature.
So BlueFlameBat, vegans are smarter? I’ve eaten meat my entire life, and I currently am pulling a 5.0 GPA, tied for first in my class, in one of the top 200 high schools in the United States of America. I have been dating a beautiful girl for three years now, and I have treated her with more respect and kindness than anyone else on this planet. You are discriminating, and stereotyping against an entire group of people, with anonymity as your shield. I would appreciate if you would think before posting in the future.
I’m not talking about people who eat meat. I’m referring to the so-called macho people who continually insult vegans, vegetarians, and animal lovers in general.
I know eating meat doesn’t make you stupid. Continuing your elementary-school-level jabs and bigoted remarks, however, make you seem stupid.
McOwned. Ignition you are now my new favorite person in the world.
how the 4 do you get a 5.0 gpa? even in the 4.3 system, honors waiting only brings you to a 4.8 ish
Ah yes, the balance of nature. Because it’s never been the way of the ecosystem and the food chain for animals to eat other animals.
Study ecology and biosystems for an hour and maybe you’ll figure out that humans are also a part of the food chain, a part of nature, and other animals depend on us to cull the population through consumption. Overpopulation of a species leads to disease and food shortages.
Survival of the fittest, my friend – and we are the fittest, through our increased mammallian intelligence. People like you make me question it.
But by all means lets all stop eating meat because your version of the “balance of nature” involves warm fuzzies with your wide eyed, Disney animal friends. The rest of us are all idiots.
Survival of the fittest. You probably mean survival of the fattest. Humans may help control population- but what about human overpopulation? You don’t see other species culling us for ruining the environment. We act like we’re the only damn species on earth.
“Overpopulation of a species leads to disease and food shortages.” Uhhh, what the hell is Africa? Third world countries? HIV/AIDs epidemics?!
we need a few more jeffrey dahmers.
You, my friend, are the plucky comic relief. -Deep breath-
“Overpopulation?” Moron. If we didn’t BREED them, they. would. not. exist. And, sweetheart? Being a part of the food chain means just that. If we truly felt that way would give our bodies back to the earth when we die, instead of locking them up in a concrete box. Vegans KNOW that the world isn’t all pink and fluffy, that is why we react so strongly when you try to convince us that everything is “just fine.”
If we don’t breed them, they wouldn’t exist eh?
If they did not exist, millions of people would die.
Millions of jobs would be lost.
What are farmers going to do when they are told they can no longer have livestock for food?
If you think saving the lives of animals that are not of our species is more important than saving the lives of the billions of humans who eat meat as a main source of food then you sir, fail.
Why do you have to call “macho” people stupid? What are you doing right now “professor” ? I dont care what you eat, but if vegans and other PETA types want to tell me what to eat they can go to hell. Thats my problume with them.
Oh, we dont care WHAT the hell you want to ruin your life by doing, but lets just not try and undermine the efforts of thousands of people to save life, ok? If YOU die, that is your choice, if only every living thing could be so lucky.
It is not in your place to decide how others live their lives. You are also of the same caliber of people who go to gay rights rallies and complain about discrimination and how other people need to let gay people live their lives how they want.
I AM HAPPY EATING MEAT IT IS MY LIFE CHOICE TO EAT IT. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO FINE, MORE FOR ME.
actually, you are probably really really….wrong, it’s not that they are bad towards other people, they’re just making fun of you for talking a picture too seriously….on the internet!!!!…but hey, that’s just my opinion
Actually, some people on this site take things wayyyy too seriously – I mean, I would know, I’m one of them – so they’re actually getting really genuinely pissed off about the opinions of others. Just FYI. We can sit in a corner and laugh at them now. Including myself. ^^
I think you ment “Taking”
why don’t you grow a pair, become a real american, and thoughen up
Comment fail.
Comment win!
Comment whore!
Why would anyone want to be a “real American”? Most people agree (even Americans) that being a real American isn’t a good thing.
I love that… “Most people agree,” that’s right along the lines of “doctor recommended” and “pharmacist preferred.” I’m a Real American here on the day celebrating Real Americans that gave us our freedom AND independence from tyranny.
which is slowly being eroded by an increasingly oppressive government… time for another revolution
Malfeasant shut the hell up. Your comments are missplaced, crude, and offensive. There is no such thing as a perfect government. We live head and shoulders above most of the rest of the world so be quiet.
-Facepalm- I believe Malfeasant is using that quirky little literary device called “sarcasm,” which is generally one of the types of humor that this website is supposed to be built around…
Game over, you win! Everyone else loses and has no more continues left. This is the absolute best comment I’ve seen ANYWHERE!
i dont see why the colonists were so upset over the british taxes. They were installed to pay for the loans after the french and indian war, which basically helped the colonists only, and not mainland england
Are you kidding me? The only reason I have EVER been even remotely ashamed of being an American is because this moron in the White House lacked the testicular fortitude to bitch-slap Ayatollah Khomeini and his puppet Akmadinishad back into the 16th century for suppressing and KILLING those protesters! That, sir, is the ONLY time any of us should have been ashamed to be an American. You liberal idiots out there trying to convince us that it’s shameful to be Patriotic, can move to another country. Seriously. You have that right. We won’t ever take it away from you, but YOU and your party will try very diligently to take it away from us!
How dare you try to diminish the sacrifices made by our fore-fathers! What sacrifice have YOU ever made? What have YOU ever given even an ounce of your time to, other than trying to make those of us that are proud, and GRATEFUL for what we have feel ashamed of being so blessed? My grandfather fought in WWII, and I fought in OIF, all so that your pathetic, ungrateful, wormy little ass could have the right to say what you’ve just said, and feel safe saying it. Well, I’m glad you’re exercising your rights, guaranteed to you by the very people you so despise.
“We sleep safe in our beds, because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.”
-George Orwell (smarter than you)
Well said. Most people who say that America sucks are communists and fascists. Nor freedom lovers.
how did OIF help us stay here safe. Sure, we kicked out a corrupt, evil government, but they were in no place to attack us, and now, even the citizens of the country we tried to help want us out
I don’t blame you for being jealous. i mean if it were not for us, you twinkle tits would be knee deep in nazi tanks
heart is very tasty.
I am with you little fellow, what´s this whole anti vegan thing anyways…they feel ashamed they kill animals because they really don´t care about anything in the world BUT them!
The anti vegan movement is in response to the small portion of the vegan/vegetarian population who feel the need to try to “inform” us that our completely natural eating habits are somehow “immoral”. As with all things, the small and violently outspoken minority have ruined it for all vegans.
Ive worked at a slaughter house, i dont need to go to meetyourmeat. A stake taste just as good if you kill the cow yourself. go People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!
well if we didn’t meat then there’d be no value on the meat except as a lawn mower. so then we’d stop killing wolves and such to protect our livestock and then the wolves would attack our livestock and eat it and become numerous in number and then they might start attacking humans and eating us. so really, no matter what, it’s an eat or be eaten kind of world.
Let’s put it this way. If we weren’t meant to eat meat, then the nutrients would taste bad. And they are not sentient, that means intelligent like humans, which they are NOT. Grow a spine and eat a steak.
And I understand they feel pain, but the food chain means that you eat healthy nutrients. And maybe they do keep them in inhumane treatment, but is that my concern? No. I’m going to eat the healthy and natural steak I love. Because it’s the way the world works, and nothing you vegetarians can do will ever change that.
Since you haven’t been flamed nearly enough as you deserve, i think i’ll help out.
You’re an idiot.
A complete, and total, moron.
“that’s not even funny. animals have nervous systems, are cognizant and sentient. go watch meetyourmeat or something. grow some heart.”
Quoted so i can ROFL at it some more.
Tell me this, failtard.
Do animals eat each other?
Why yes, they do.
Your argument fails all by itself. You only have one premise, and it is contradictory.
Failblog is for lulz, go be serious somewhere else, but you might want to go back to school before you do. You clearly know nothing about life.
I agree with the crowd, grow a pair of balls, and cut open a juicy animal
yes but eat the animals before evolution finds it funny to make plants fight back but so what it’s the circle of life and even if you eat veggies only you will and will always be a omnivore
Bet it does not
’cause veggies have no nervous tissue
neither cold nor hot
anthropomorphization is your issue
We’re omnivores, not herbivores.
These semantics are debatable. Besides that humans can not digest most animal tissue until it has been burned into a carcinogenic mess that any herbivore could eat, it is a poor justification to eat cooked animal flesh just because we can. While we (and many of the animals we call herbivores) may be considered omnivores by the definition that includes cooked animals, humans will generally live healthier lives on a well planned herbivorous diet.
You really buy into that crap, don’t you? Herbivores have eyes on the sides of their heads to see as much peripherally as possible at all times to avoid predators. Omnivores, and carnivores have eyes on the front of their heads for stalking their prey. It’s really not all that hard to stalk broccoli, it just kind of sits there oblivious to it’s pending doom; so one could surmise that our eyes are not on the sides of our heads because we’re supposed to hunt broccoli, or fear being hunt by broccoli (it really does suck at hunting).
Humans have difficulty digesting uncooked meat because our digestive systems have only been subjected, since we were toddlers, to cooked meat. Raise your children only eating raw meat; they’ll digest it fine. And eventually, so will you. Unless you have a digestive disorder. Obviously, there are exceptions to all rules.
So, go ahead and eat your vegetables, enjoy eating your vegetables. I take no issue with that. But don’t come on websites, and troll around with stupid comments trying to foster your beliefs, and press them upon others who don’t want to think like you. Reality isn’t just for us omnivores, ya know.
but unlike you i can eat both raw and cooked meat
Sharing, this is Science. Science, this is Sharing. It’s clear to me that you two haven’t met. I think you’ll really like each other.
Tickson, I want you to know that you have, with a mere quote, forced me to create an account on this very website to blame you personally for not only finding that song…but enjoying the crap out of the Arrogant Worms once more.
exactly they’re organisms too!! Just because they don’t have a brain doesn’t mean they can’t feel! (oh wait…)
This is a shitty reply!!!
Indeed.
I will continue my awesomeness…
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Old man beat down
Uh, this is because veganism is a fledgling movement where people need to be educated and receive the support of others. People who eat meat don’t need support groups because they’re right in line with the public at large. The right-hand poster justifies the second.
Not to say it isn’t funny.
What exactly is the reasoning against omnivorism except for: “please, don’t kill the animals”?
Omnivores eat both. Most of us are Omnivores. You’re thinking of herbivores.
It says “against omnivorism,” although this could be interpreted as for either vegans or carnivores; it’s implied by the quote that’s it’s for veganism. It makes sense, sort of.
Of course some Vegans only eat vegetables not because they love animals, but because they hate plants and want them to die. It takes all kinds.
Not true! Meat eaters are responsible for more plant death, due to the inefficiency of growing meat.
Go to youtube and search for “peta undercover hormel” and then tell me how awesome meat is!
How awesome meat is? Friggin awesome!!
OH YEAH!!!
The more I see people with your mindset, the more I realize I need a AK-47. People like you just need to die and go to hell. Everybody outside your family hates you people. Can you even be called “people”?
I seriously wish I could find all of you ignorant, selfish, heartless assholes and give you the violent, bloody deaths you deserve. That goes for all of you, not just Blarelli.
please, Main, calm down. please.
Wow. WOW. Gee Main, you don’t sound like a raving lunatic at all. Or a menace and danger to society.
Blarelli – absolutely.
Main – oh yeah, let’s kill people and send them all to hell for enjoying meat. Because lower animals on the evolutionary ladder are way more important than human beings.
You do realize you sound like an idiot, don’t you?
Google “peta kills animals” and then tell me how awesome peta is…
Very enlightening. I signed the petition.
Here in Oklahoma, PETA people sometimes cut the locks on farm gates to “Liberate” valuable horses and cattle.
Zwei, that’s not PETA, that’s the ALF.
BTW, I googled it. PETA’s awesome.
Hey does anybody know if Main is really that dumb and idiotic? Because if he/she/it is pretending they are natural at it.
Just for the record I do not advise people to eat animals alive, but I do not condemn people if they want to do that.
It seems that common scenes dies together with the sense of humor.
What bothers me is that there are people who value animals above the live of humans. People who would advocate and march and donate to save a kitty or a puppy and ignore the sufferings of children and people both in united states and across the world.
Sorry for the rant.
Remember to spade and neuter their pets (before you eat them)
LOL
Yeah, because PETA being overly extreme is a good reason to ignore the injustices that they actually do uncover, right? And it’s a good reason to eat meat? Ridiculous…
LMAO WTF? STFU PETA LOVR!!!
once again in *English*
AK-47? You truly are an idiot. If I were you, I’d learn how to spell basic English before attempting a witty reply.
It seems like common sense dies with people like you.
The fact is that humans are animals. (Believe it or not!) I value non-human animals more because there are less people to speak up for them. You should know yourself, since you are a speciest.
And who says that all vegetarians, vegans, or animal rights activists don’t care about humans? We give more of a shit than you ever will for helping the planet with our lifestyles.
Because PETA isn’t biased or pushing an agenda at all. Please.
Exactly….. try getting your info from a less biased source… or even more than one source
Are you saying no one should stand for anything? PETA exists to serve an agenda. Did you watch the Hormel vids?
I’m not saying people shouldn’t stand for anything. But I am saying that a lot of the stuff PETA puts out there is heavily biased, and therefore it’s unwise to trust it without doing your research. PETA puts out a lot of sensational media that isn’t necessarily the entire story. For instance, in a “Top Ten Reasons Why You Should be Vegetarian” video, one of the reasons was “Because eating meat makes you fat”. No, eating meat does not make you fat. Eating in excess, whether it be meat or anything else, living a sedentary lifestyle, or even genetic makeup can contribute to being fat. Is an organization that puts out something that obviously stupid an organization you would want to trust without doing your homework first?
PETA has been exposed over and over again as fabricating their statistics, “evidence”, and even pictures. (Incidentally so has Sierra Club).
Anybody who has to “lie for the sake of the truth” cannot be trusted or respected.
Agreed. I am vegan, and dislike PETA with a passion. It is they who give peace loving vegans a bad name, by engaging in unnecessary violence and shock tactics. I tell my boyfriend I’m vegan, he smiles pervertedly and asks If I like to go naked in public places like “those peta chicks.” Needless to say, He and I are no longer together.
PETA lost whatever credibility it had left when it criticized Obama for swatting a fly. How many flies die on the windshields of PETA supporters during their daily commute?
PETA= People Eating Tasty Animals
Oh ho ho ho! Good one that I have never heard before!
Unoriginal and overplayed. Your post fails.
Humans were once Herbivores, but we EVOLVED. WE GOT OVER IT. SO SHOULD ALL HIPPIE VEGANS.
Wtf dude, when was the last time a vego or vegan told you what you should eat?
Oh right, probably not too long ago. But still, plz to lay off.
Yeah, when was that? Oh just now. Hahaha, good one man.
If we’re so evolved, then why has the American Cancer Society warned that eating a lot of meat (especially red meat) causes colon cancer?
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/NWS/content/NWS_1_1x_Eating_Lots_of_Red_Meat_Linked_to_Colon_Cancer.asp
Gosh, you would think if we evolved and got over it our asses wouldn’t grow murderous tumors from eating it…I guess one of us isn’t familiar with how evolution works. See, here I thought animals evolved to ensure the *survival* of the species, not its *demise.*
Oh yes, because im sure the vegetables soaked in acid rain and radioactive groundwater is doing wonders for your body. And that article says LARGE amounts.. it isnt like meat is ALL we eat.. mix in a balance of both and you’ll be fine.. oh crap did i just define what it means to be an omnivore? oh yea look at that…
Actually, it’s largely the cooking of the meat that creates the carcinogens. If we went back to our primal ways of digging our teeth into live, bloody, uncooked animals this wouldn’t be an issue.
FTA “high temperatures can create higher levels of cancer-causing substances in the meat.”
I like my steaks medium anyway. More flavor that way. Mmmmm…. fresh blood!
There’s barely any blood in a steak, the carcasses are well drained. The liquid is from inside the cells.
Sorry to be a tool…
You idiot, what about the the nuts ,fruits and vegetables that have been killing people lately? I can’t even have a PB&J sandwich without dying. I have a solution. I’ll just start killing vegan hippies and frying you up… mmmm Bar-B-Qued hippie, might taste better than cow, the acid trip after effect might cause cancer though.
If you’re referring to the salmonella poisonings that have been taking place, you might want to research exactly where those farms were located. Usually downstream from cattle stockyards – the ecoli in their waste gets into the water, the water is used to irrigate, say, spinach, and voila, you have an epic consumerism fail.
the American Cancer Society has warned that just about everything causes cancer. And eating meat doesn’t automatically cause cancer. If we stopped doing everything that may cause cancer in some way, we should all just stop living.
Agreed. Breathing causes cancer- prove me wrong- show me one dead person who never breathed- you can’t, can you?
* This is a joke
** Sorry for stating the obvious, but if I didn’t, some idiot might take me seriously.
Whats even more hilarious, is that you treat cancer as if its something new that currently is afflicting the masses. Cancer has been around since man walked upright, nice try though, fearmongering seems to be the only tactic you paranoid vegans try to implement to “scare” people into vegetarianism.
I can list of many things that can give you cancer……..Asbestos, cigarettes, pesticides, heavy metals and particulates, vapors, exposure to certain chemicals, breathing, genetics, sun tanning, gamma radiation, living under power lines, living next to industrial waste, drinking contaminated water, etc, etc, etc.
Heres an idea, try exploring a more thought out process before attempting to sound like a complete douchenozzle.
Using little bits of information and not examining the whole, doesnt make you intelligent, just makes you look like a biased self rightgeous pious asshole.
Ah sir, I accept your title of condemnation with pride. By the way, luvvy, I never tell you what to eat. I simply… suggest.
…-Cough- Y’know, there are *some* people that are vegan or vegetarian for health reasons – no, not because “Eating meat makes you fat” (which is a stupid remark) but because we’re allergic; something in our bodies does not tolerate meat. I like to think that I’ve evolved pretty damn well from an ape (excuse my French.) So please, remember that before you say I’m not evolved. ^^
All humans are biologically omnivores, in that humans are designed to be capable of consuming and digesting both animal and plant matter. It’s just a question of whether or not people choose to eat meat or other animal products.
No humans are not biologically omnivores.
We are not biologically designed to kill or digest meat (do a little research and you’ll find out why.)
Biologically we fit into a sub-group of herbivores called frugivores. (it sounds fake but its not…) Its the same classification as monkeys and other primates. (no monkies aren’t really omnivores either. The monkey who is most like us, the chimp’s, diet consists of less than 5% meat. And even that is made up of mostly insects.)
Eating meat is a choice of tradition, but its not exactly biological.
Just thought I would put that out there…
The chimp is an Omnivore hun, you are confused with the Bonobo who is mostly dependant on a Frugivore diet. Chimps actively hunt and kill, heck they even kill thier own species, in what can can be described as, almost trible wars.
Chimps are very aggresive and not the cute little monkeys we think they are. An adult chimp can rip off the arm of an Adult human male!. So please stop beleiving the Vegan myths about meat but also don’t beleive the “Vegan Myths” other people think off to counter vegans. Fact is a veganistic diet can be very healthy, but some meat can be healthy too. IT all comes down to ballance. Atleast VEgans think before they eat.
Trible = Tribal. Sorry I’m not awake yet
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I hate to break it to ya but Chimps are known to cannibalize. They hunt in packs working together to trap other chimps then tear them apart alive. It’s not a very nice thing to see.
That being said I do agree humans and other primates are mainly designed for plant consumption with the occasional meaty snack.
Actually the human mouth isn’t designed to just eat plants, the acid in the plants actually wears the enamel on the teeth causing them to decay faster, why do you think humans have the canine teeth in their mouths? they’re designed to help us eat MEAT and vegetables/fruit not just vegetables/fruit
Unfortunately, my digestive track doesn’t quite agree with these fangs in my mouth, and every time I eat meat, I get sick… Kinda sucks, really. NO PUN INTENDED…
Do a little research yourself, dumbass. Here is some you can do real quick: Touch your tongue to your front teeth. Then move over two teeth in either direction. Feel how sharp and pointy they are. That is because they are FANGS. That is because you are designed to eat meat.
The “fangs” you are referring to are the canines he was talking about, moron. Also, humans are not solely designed for meat eating. The molars in the back of your mouth are designed to grind plant foods.
Oscar, DaDave was replying to Nutrition-nerd’s post about frugivores. Hence the nesting under that post. DaDave says canines are for meat, not that the human diet should be solely meat. Try reading the post before replying to it.
and looking where it’s nesting
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Eh. Some people like meat, Some people don’t. Can’t we just leave it at that?
Horses have canines. Are they designed to eat meat?
So true!
Actually, horses CAN eat meat but aren’t supposed to. It can give them colic which can even kill them in some cases. And usually canine teeth don’t show up when the horse is a mare.
Horses can eat meat, but aren’t supposed to? What animal does THAT sound like?
Yup must be!
I’m not that impressed by human fangs. I bet you own a set of steak knives.
Raw meat is very easy to tear with your canines. Its when its cooked that you need knives.
Actually, luvvy, they were designed for the tough skins of fruit. The Primate with the longest “fangs” in comparison to mouth size is the Orangutan, whose diet consists of mosly fruit. Talk about doing your research…
Don’t be retarded. Chimps eat meat, and even eat each other. Humans aren’t designed to ‘kill’ because the Homo genus has been using weapons for the past 800,000 years. Why would they evolve traits that help in bringing down prey if they can do it via tools?
On top of that, the presence of a non-functional reduced cecum is present in humans. The reduced non-functional cecum is found only in carnivorous and omnivorous animals, thus humans have evolved a digestive tract of an omnivore.
@Nutrition-nerd,
No YOU do a lil’ bit of research. Monkeys (to keep it general) have an highly effective appendix to digest cellulose (“plant-stuff”), however with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens – this is not the case. Or appendix doesnt really do shit.
In other words, biologicly we aren’t adapted at eat plants as much as you claim either.
PWND.
Actually, no-one’s sure what the purpose of the vermiform appendix is – it is ASSUMED that it helps digest plant material because of the fact that some mammals, like koala’s, who’s main diet is plant material, have a large appendix.
Hon, this is because we have been cooking our food for so long. Next you’ll be telling me that the fur raising reflex (goosebumps) means we need to never shave anything? Vestigal structures have become thus because of eons of changed behaviour. You are right in one respect though, modern humans CAN’T digest sticks. Good job.
Humans are omnivores. Herbivores don’t need the teeth we’ve developed. Compare our teeth to herbivores and you’ll see Nutrition nerd.
Sorry hun, this is what I study for at college. Humans are omnivores. We have a nice set of teeth that are well adapted both for chewing plants and meat. This is a solid indicator of diet. You can easily classify most animal’s diets based only on teeth. i.e: Horses have really flat teeth that are very tall so that they can handle being worn down by the glass-like fibers in grass. Wolves have sharp rippers for meat.
Humans have a cross between the two, and there’s a well documented transition where we developed our set of teeth and changed our diet to fit our needs.
Why do people assume that canines are there for tearing into meat? Gorrilla’s have larger canines than we have, yet their food consists primarily of plants (97%) and the rest…insects. Canines don’t necessarily = meat-eating. They can be used for defence and for fending off other males when competing for mates. There are herbivores that have canines too, *points to the hippopotamus*
The monkey that’s the most like us? I’m pretty sure you meant to say ape… And read up on how chimps tear colobus monkeys into sections and then eat them like we eat chicken. mmm, mmm, monkey(bells).
actually.. humans take longer to digest plant material because a certain part of their small intestine is smaller.. on the other hand, a rabbit has a longer section and guess what, they are herbivores..
Wait, reasonable logic? What are YOU doing here!?
A simple way to see if you are a Carnivore or at least Omnivores is to turn your head and look around. If you have depth perception and eyes in the front of your face then you are Carnivore /or Omnivores .
If you have not depth perception then you are a Herbivore and your eye are on opposite sides of your head.
{Possible exceptions include one-eyed pirates, Volcher, and dinosaurs; due to lack of depth perception}
…and Pandas. ;P
ak-47, “volcher” is spelled “vulture.” Sorry, I normally don’t correct spelling mistakes, but that one desperately needed to be corrected. I do agree with your point though.
This is the best comment ever. Win.
Mostly for the pirate bit.
add sharks to that list of exceptions…
Koala bears.
Eyes in the front.
Depth perception.
Vegetarian.
Counter
Example
Fail
How about the fact that livestock production is the #2 greatest contributor to greenhouse gas emission? #3 is transportation.
Also, the meat industry is a hugely inefficient industry that causes massive resource depletion and decrease in soil fertility. And let’s not forget that too much meat kills YOU, not just animals.
Do your homework, failure.
If the livestock is number 2, and car emissions is number 3, then what is number 1? and of number 2 and 3, what is the principle factor causing them both to be so severe: OVERPOPULATION. so unless you are unwilling to have any children to save the planet, dont waste our time. all vegetarian diet, not healthy. all carnivorous diet, not healthy. its all moderation and balance.
PS if we dont kill the planet, an asteroid will. or jesus, or nuclear weapons, or a plague.
Actually, you can have an all vegetarian diet and be healthy. You just have to know what to eat.
The human digestive system still didn’t evolve enough to digest meat properly.
We aren’t completely “designed” to eat meat, but that doens’t mean we can’t.
And I was never against killing animals to eat, because that’s how every food chain works. The thing vegans complain about is the way they treat the animals and sometimes even how they kill them. I don’t think any of you can deny there are some pretty cruel videos out there on the web.
I didn’t think being a vegan was right until I did some heavy researching. I didn’t become one yet because it is hard to do it. Maybe someday.
don’t cut meat from your diet, just go free-range. they’re not treated with cruelty like feed-lot cattle or caged chickens, and free-range cows are fed grass like they should be, not corn which makes them gassy and emit greenhouse gasses
Thanks Adrienne, never heard of that one before.
I’ll google it later today. At least it looks good.
It is true that grass fed cows produce less greenhouse gasses than their grain fed counterparts, but that is only part of what got them into the #2 greenhouse gas emitters spot (source: UN FAO agriculture’s long shadow) There are also the issues of transporting animals around and the destruction of rainforests to clear land for grazing/animal grain production.
While grass fed animals might seem like a happier and cleaner alternative (thanks for thinking!) The cost of shifting all the factory farmed animals onto pastures hasn’t been calculated AFAIK, but most pastures are already overgrazed, and grass fed beef is already quite pricey.
Meanwhile paying extra for ‘happy’ meat is subsidizing the same violent, unhealthy practices that factory farms will continue to use for the foreseeable future.
I am against killing animals too… lets EATS THEM ALIVE!!!!
(correction*)
EAT, EAT, EAT.
(Snake..SNAKE>>>SNAKE!!!!!)
Best idea EVAR!
WOOT
Factory farms account for more greenhouse gases than all the cars in the world combined. #1 is probably the culmination of #2 and #3: HUMANS. Just everything about us and our lifestyles kill the environment and any remnants of nature.
I’m actually one of those people who won’t reproduce. Why? Because we already have enough damn people on this planet. We don’t need anymore idiots to ruin it for everyone and everything else.
Logic Fail. No self-respecting researcher is going to compile a list of greenhouse gas contributors and have the #1 reason be any combination of the lower entries. The #1 entry is probably volcanoes or some such.
Another logic fail: not reproducing is counter-productive. If you don’t want to contribute to overpopulation, then have one child, but not reproducing is limiting (in an extremely minor way) our species’ genetic diversity, and irresponsible for any member of the species.
Good riddance, stupid.
Not healthy? Sweetie, I’ve been vegan all my life and have never been overweight yet.
weight is not the only measure of health. in fact there are plenty of unhealthy people who are underweight.
Pfffffail! You came across as somewhat intellectual in previous posts, but to imply that being overweight is the only health issue affected by diet is just ignorant.
Besides the fact that veg*nism is GOOD for the environment and personal health, you mean?
A fledgling movement? Yeah, vegetarianism is a new idea. Not like it’s been actively promoted as a lifestyle since the 1960’s and earlier, right? RIGHT???
Compared to eating meat, vegetarianism is very fledgling.
No like we’ve been eating meat since before we figured out how to grow crops, right? RIGHT?????
Thousands of years to less than a hundred years? Certainly makes it fledgling to me.
Then again, do you really need support for eating vegetables. I eat them every day and don’t need support. Maybe the meat gives you support for the vegetable eating and thus vegetarians need a separate support group to take the place of the support you get from eating meat.
I believe you need to learn what to eat if oyu want to become a vegan, but after that….no support needed
Homo sapiens sapiens has its prehistoric roots as a hunting and gathering societal species. That means that before recorded history, we were eating both meat and plants. I’m not aware of whether we ate meat before we began eating plants, but as far back as any human should be concerned, our species has always eaten both.
No joke, especially considering there are several world religions who practice vegetarianism as part of their faith, a few of which predate Christ. And I’m not sure about the Vedic faiths (Hinduism et al), but I believe the base belief system there predates the Talmud.
I… am a piavore. Lets stop debating between meat and vegitables.
Everyone should be eating sugar and easy cheese.
hinduism arose during the age of taurus, hence their ongoing reverence for the mighty cow.
Wow, that was a waste of space.
“I am not a vegan because I like animals, I am because I hate plants.”
-quoted from a vegan.
tks for that one! now i’ll know what to say…
Oh well then, to hell with plant haters. My tree would beat ‘em up.
“Meat eaters are responsible for more plant death, due to the inefficiency of growing meat.
Go to youtube and search for “peta undercover hormel” and then tell me how awesome meat is!”
He’s right. Do your research.
Chow Main, YUMMM :3
no kidding, this was on passive aggressive last week
Someone, hide this from Leila!
Good morning Leila!
*squeezes SB*
Whoops! Did you have milk with breakfast, Betty?
*laughs*
So they found my flier… sorry Leila! This is definitely going to be a sour start to her Moanday.
LMAO!! I snorted coffee thru my nose.
*squeeze* You could have done better on the graphics however Mal.
Hahahha I am a newb! What can I say? *squeeze*
Mal, you’re no more of a newbie than I am. PFFT!
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*squeeze*
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Good morning, all!
good morning Brewski. This has certainly made my day. *squeeze*
If you see any brown flakes, it’s Weetabix. Honest!
*squeeze*
Are you a Malicite accomplice Betty? *squeeze*
Abet money on it!
*squeeze*
quite awesome actually..
Had to be done, Damn plant eaters. At least they all group together to make it easier to be hunted.
Ehh…I wouldn’t say they group together. Vegetarianism is quite contagious, so the vegetarian population multiplies wherever vegetarians reside. Omnivores are quite easy to convert.
And the ones who can’t be converted are eaten.
seriously. I’m a vegitarian and since I started high school two years ago i’ve converted a few of my friends to be vegitarians… tis indeed an infectious disease
i believe i would rather catch swine flu… at least that has something to do with meat
A disease, or a religion?
I will now compare vegetarianism to Twilight.
Rrrrrrrrrrroooooooowwww kill or be killed a vegetarian.
Ahhh.
_That_ is the link from vegetable theft to homicide.
Good thing there are support groups.
aren’t support groups suppose to be about _not doing_ whatever the support group is about?
like alcoholics groups are about support in not drinking alcohol, drug addicts groups are about support in not doing drugs…
support: noun; the act of not doing something.
WIN: noun; the act of confusing people with wrong dictionary entries.
noun: person, place, thing, etc
verb: “the act of….”
hahahaha, you two are ricoculous
You need to go back to grade school and learn your parts of speech.
My Alcohol Support Group is about supporting my habit.
My alcohol support is usually a table.
Or to help sustain their lifestyles, talk about their struggles…
Those three people who took a slip must have to live knowing how unaswome they are
The tyrannysaurus saw that that was taken care of.
But I’m an omnivore! What do I do?
Take a ticket. Select a vegan and then eat it.
How about coming to the support group, then eat everyone and the food they brought there?
What the picture doesn’t show you is that the tickets were chewed off by Rottie. He needed a new breakfast stop.
actually, eat the vegans and leave the food they brought, it was just tree bark and berries anyway.
That would make you a humanitarian.
and if you just eat eagles….Egalitarian!
RUN, 5_EAGLES!
Oops! I meant…
FLY, 5_EAGLES! FLY!
blergh- feathery!
And if you only eat mushrooms, you’re mushy.
or a fun gi?
That joke was in spore taste. (stafy ftw!)
Put a cap on it!
(First pun run, wooo!)
That’s chitin achievement.
I’m takin’ a lichen to these puns.
LMAO K@custard.
Haha. Most omnivores wouldn’t have the guts, as shown by the usual selection of meat…all domesticated, weak animals. And even when we do decide to eat from dangerous creatures, we just take a small piece of it and RUN!! (eg shark fins)
Rarh.
I used the F-word so my joke got censored
But I was thinking the exact same thing.
These effin’ racist bigots always leave out the awesome guys
Omnivores! Roll out and rebel!
Plantae, animalia, fungi, protista, monera – it’s all good!
Protista?! Yuck! (brings to mind the immortal words of the sage Homer: “Mmm… Free goo… (drools)”
Omnivores: the original Transformer.
Rebel? Against what? 95% of the population eats meat and animal product as an omnivorous diet. You’re so status you’re quo, my friend.
Laugh while you eat your chicken salad.
Uhmmm….Ohmmm….Ehmmm….
OK!
My eKitty!!!! Where have you been? *squeeze*
Leila!!!!!!
I was always behind you.
*squeeze*
hahahaha, epic win
THAT IS AWESOME!!! WIN!!!
‘Stöd SCAN, ät en vegan!’
‘Support SCAN [a swedish meat manufactor], eat a vegan!
Ironically SCAN is an acronym for “Swedish Carnivores ANonymous”. Bah, the carnivores here in Sweden are such wimps…
own3d
Vegan-curious?
“Have you ever had veggies before?” “Well, you know… everybody experiments in college!”
well…there was that one night with a luscious little cantaloupe, so firm an ripe but yet soft on the inside….
That should have been that potato-vicar’s excuse! “I was just a little vegan-curious, honest!”
Welcome to failassic Park. All the omnivores are real and get fed real
live vegetarians, we don’t skimp on the good source of a food chain.
Vegetarians eat nothing but the best that we have to offer here.
Where do I sign up?
Poke.
Poke back:3
10 POKE 56320,0
Who remembers BASIC?
Post the result of this code to be awarded a Commodore C64-WIN!
Happy face?
Register 56320 is usually set to read-only, so this code does not do anything.
Nope, it makes the center part of the screen black.
I was close so where is my commodore 64 LOL
That would be 53281.
i object to people ripping vegetables out of the ground, taking them away from their families, scraping their skins off, beheading them, throwing them into boiling water and then cruelly eating them. i mean, what have vegetables done to deserve that?????
give me a cheeseburger in paradise anytime.
heaven on earth with an onion slice
Here, here slatfatf. Don’t forget the onion rings.
Did you see that, Leila???? He/she OBJECTS!!!
*snork!!*
I swear this is exactly what I needed today. It’s going to be an awesome ’short’ week!!! Weeeeee!!!!!!!
Did you know more plants have to go through that in order to feed animals to fatten them up for you to eat them? If you really believe plants are sentient beings you could save a lot of them by going vegan and eating them directly instead of feeding large amounts to animals so you can eat them.
WIN
WIN
(btw, i keep seeing this “corn-fed beef” in the market. aren’t cows supposed to eat grass…? silly humans.)
Or if you more sensibly just want to do something for the environment — eat it yourself instead of feeding it to a cow which will belch and fart half of it out, and then eating the belchy, farty cow!
…or we could be joking
As a vegetarian (who doesn’t actually like meat-yeah I know weird huh) I haven’t ever needed a support group, and am still happy to kill prep and cook for my carnivore hubby- where the hell does that leave me? *confused*
YOU THINK YOU NEED NO HELP, BUT YOU DO! YOUR A PSYCHO IN A WORLD FULL OF MEAT-EATERS! ALLMIGHTY GOD MIGHT HELP YOU!
Sorry dude, I was just kidding.
<3
sticks and stones……
make a tasty curry with the right herbs
i love curry!
I love kirby!
Who doesn’t?
King Dedede.
Win
It leaves you on the shelf for a later meal LOL. Morn K@custard fairy.
mornin 5……weirdest thing I ever cooked,
Impala colon!
My girlfriend is totally repusled by meat. She can’t touch it, and avoids even looking at it. We don’t eat much meat… but when we do, I invariably have prep duties. She likes it cooked to where it is an unrecognizable lump of charcoal.
No problem atall for me- I just don’t like the damned stuff! It started making me throw up when I was about 13- I haven’t eaten it since- what did I do when I turned 16- got a job cooking steak, and skinning rabbits!
Interesting! Every once in a while I eat a steak. Like maybe once every year or two. While it usually tastes pretty good (since I do it so rarely, I generally splurge with a filet mignon), I also usually feel a bit sick afterwards. I think my body doesn’t tolerate meat as well as it once did.
So in your quest for veggie dominance you began knocking off your competitors the cow and rabbit? How malicious, underhanded, and cruel of you. I like it!
Survival of the fittest.
ewwwwwwww K@custard LOL
k@, from one veg head to another … *squeeze*
You gotta admit, that’s a funny fail.
oh I admit its funny- I just don’t know where it leaves me!
We have to laugh at ourselves too sometimes.
My…my hero.
Linda: Do you know what veganism is?
Jeff: No, tell me.
Linda: It means no eggs and no milk!
Jeff: Hmm, but how do you bread your steak
LOL have look at some selectioned responses hahaha.
From angry vegans who didn’t get that this was a vegan-run page. Funnier than the jokes themselves.
Why can’t you make carnivore jokes and leaves us alone!!!!
yeh right i am a vegetarian and this site is a load of bollocks! u people suck that bumper sticker that sed ’save a cow, eat a vegetarian’ woz gay!!!!! [thanks for being homophobic, too] i hate u people u cant accept peoples beliefs!!!!go 2 hell!!! lotz of love and kisses salxxx
you say vegetarians are blah blah blah! we can’t help that we made the smarter choice while you stuff your face and hopefully die a slow and painful death. the more and more you talk the faster you’ll die. this however is for anyone who’s been talkin’ junk! I’ll see you all in HELL! [um, doesn't that imply that you'll be there too?]
i just want to say that all your jokes are f**ckin lame. go get a hobby, please! there is nothing funny about joking about eating the flesh of a slaughtered animal. you people make me sick. i hope you choke on your own words. meat is murder. A.L.F bitch and you best be believing f**kface! [and people wonder why I don't think the A.L.F. is non-violent]
WOO HOO! TELL ‘EM, CHERRY!
I’ll need your help.
i’m not personally vegan, but i don’t get why people make fun of them.
Why does people make jokes about blondes?
Or why black people?
Why about nationalities?
Just take the whole thing with some humor, you can’t tell me that you’ve never laughed about someone or something that happend to him.
Everyone should be able to laugh at themselves, but I have gotten into heated discussions and even a fist fight because someone didn’t like that I was vegan.
yeah, i admit that a few jokes on my race (asian) are sometimes funny, and i laugh them off, but i’ve never heard a funny joke about vegans.
Why did the vegan cross the road?
To get the carrot on the other side!
HA HA HAA HAAA!!! Hoo!!
OK, I guess that wasn’t funny.
Brewski don’t care about reactions, you did your best!
Actually it was to make sure no one ran over the poor chicken…
I thought it was to remove the ‘dissing’ bad imitation flyer.
That was funny. Also on the other site where this infantile picture was someone said that Vegetarian was Apache for “bad hunter”. I thought that was funny.
To see more “awesome” carnivores, go to youtube and search for “peta hormel undercover”. Then you might see why some of us have less humor towards these things. Stop shielding yourselves from the reality of meat industry. Please.
No, i’d rather go eat a double bacon burger…
his pee pee was stuck in the chicken?
swap those two around, bud
Word up.
If your “different” in some way, you’ll have to live with some critic, even if you don’t want to. But there is always a limit where the fun is over. And at least I don’t really care if someone eats a chicken or not, everyone is able to live his life on the way he wants to. There wasn’t anyone who asked you if you want to life.
*changes last word* life – live
yeah i hear ya, sometime sucks bein “smart”
um…k…
No need to get militant…?
A word to the wise, don’t get too caught up with this…you made some hypocritical asserts throughout the course of your argument that actually bugs me. Don’t tell people who enjoy meat that it makes you sick while you are defending your right to eat what you want. Bad taste.
Agreed.
To each his own is what I say.
I denounce vegetarianism until such time that free Pythagorean decoder rings are given out. At that time I may have to reconsider because decoder rings are awesome. Vegans can still drink beer, right?
Beer is made of milk – so, NO BEER FOR YOU!!!
There’s milk in beer?! I’ve been drinking something healthy? I feel dirty.
beer is rather healthy- and allegedly better for your bones than milk, due to the silicon present in beer, whilst the proteins in animal products contain much methionine, which causes bones to lose calcium. read about it on notmilk.com!
Skip the beer – go straight for the hard liquor!
I OBJECT!!!
Beer is made of malted barley, hops, water, and yeast. Stop scaring me with lies!!!
(PS: “Milk Stout” does not use milk, and “Nut Brown” does not use nuts)
You
OBJECT???? This is really bad. Poor Brewski. I am sorry, I was just making everything up. There is no milk in beer. {{{Brewski}}} … there, there. Are you gonna be okay?
Erm- bad news, the finings used in the production of most beers are from fish guts, and Guinness contains meat- and no this is not a joke
Hi K@, can you please elaborate or provide a source? I consider myself very knowledgeable about beer and brewing (read several books, toured many breweries, brew my own beer, etc). But I’ve never heard that claim.
Many “macro” beers do use cheap adjuncts to get the alcohol up without adding flavor… things like rice and corn sugar. And the hop cones are usually processed into hard pellets to make them less perishable and easier to handle.
I don’t think k@ notices your name.
I do have a serious question about beer. Why does it stink?
Guinness themselves admit to a mistake made in the 19th century- when rats got in to the brewery vats, and died there- obviously someone eventually cleaned them, and the beer tasted awful- so they add meat to the process to this day.
All English beer uses finings for the second fermentation process- fishy finings- Carlsberg admited to me they did the same sort of thing for clarity, meh!
BTW, there is NOT any meat added to Guinness. That is a myth. They DO, however, use isinglass (fish finings) to remove the yeast cells.
barnivore.com/beer has good info if you want to know if a particular beer is vegan or not.
The ones that adhere to centuries-old brewing methods (Guinness) are less likely to be vegan.
OK, you piqued my curiousity, so I did some research. I found a vegan website with good info on this. About 99% of beers on the market are vegan. There are a very very few that use finings to clarify the beer. This is often made from fish, and is similar to gelatin. They can be used to remove organic compounds that make the beer cloudy. No remnants of the finings remain in the beer, but it is not considered vegan because animal products are used in the brewing process.
Most breweries nowadays use cold filtration with no animal byproducts. eg, carbon filters.
Wow, I learned something about beer today! Thanks k@!
I do have to admit to talking to Carlsberg about this a good 12 years ago- cause I had a pub full of vegans getting upset! and at that time they used that process- things change too quick in this world for me!
Moosehead Lager, on the other hand, is exactly what it sounds like.
I like Dixie Beer
Some beers have fish guts soaking in them for part of the process.
Yeah, Beer is made of milk… And my moustache is made of spaceships.
Malted Barley, Hops, yeast, Water and Milk… and the tears of a thousand eskimos.
Take it from a wordivore – that’s a made up word for “English Major” – learn how to form a sentence and then maybe we can talk.
LOL. This is the the kind of simple pleasure that makes life worth living.
If that is all, you should try to use herowin.
Wow… I’m actually offended by a FB pic. That’s a first. Why are meat eaters so defensive and angry about what I choose to eat?
What NPD? in your name katzvon.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder- trolls who were born without a sense of humo(u)r.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)- Narcissists have little sense of humor. They don’t get jokes, not even the funny papers or simple riddles, and they don’t make jokes. You need help.
Sorry I got it from you other fail.
No problem.
I don’t believe most people care. I believe there is a fringe group on both sides… some hard-core vegans try to aggressively recruit converts, which leads to a backlash among people who have no interest in giving up meat. Kinda like the backlash against Jehovah’s Witnesses, say.
Personally, I applaud vegetarians and vegans. I wish there were more of them.
I agree. That leaves more meat for the rest of us.
I refuse to breed to make more!
“True environmentalists don’t breed.”
And there is a good example why some people dislike environmentalists!
I’m sorry k@, that came out wrong. I wasn’t saying anything about you.
I believe population growth is a serious threat to life as we know it on this planet, but it’s a taboo subject for a number of reasons, particularly religion. Veganism helps increase sustainability, but even that won’t save us after global population has doubled.
I am very difficult to offend hun!
P.S I am studying Environmental science for my degree (which I am 10 years late on starting!) so sustainability is a big part of what I am doing, however I am not breeding- cause children are yuck in my book!
I agree with Brewski the greatest impact you have have to the earth is to have a child. If and when my wife and I decided to have children, it will probably be only one.
Society contribution … DONE!!!
ONE child makes a lot of sense to me.
i heard somewhere that if everyone were to have 1 child the population would decrease at a manegable[How do you spell this
] pace
(i’m not sure, not being an expert, so feel free to correct me)
That’s funny. I almost agree about kids being yuck after being snotted, and shat on for 36 hours straight by 2 kids.
Not making any lil’ baby vegans either. Not really a mommy type, but I will clone some if I can borrow the cloning machine.
*passes KatzVonD the cloning machine*
MWAAHAHAHAHA!! I’ll build a vegan army and shoot all the meat eaters into space!
*Snicker* Just kidding!
Trust FAIL.
Little baby vegans are tough. My guy has been mostly-vegan since birth (we’re a bit flexible, we’ll eat stuff like b’day cake on special occasions but nothing obviously non-vegan) and I’ve received some flak from people on the subject. One preschool mom gave me a lecture on the subject while we ate lunch together at the park. Apparently feeding a kid crackers, carrots and hummus is child abuse and he’d be much better off eating a happy meal like her kid. I somehow managed to resist making a comment about the mad cow burger rotting her brain…
People can get really crazy when it comes to baby vegans. Most people don’t actually know anything about nutrition and believe that if you don’t feed a kid chicken nuggets and milk they’ll die or something. it’s really sad that people don’t learn about what they eat.
We’re lucky to have a smart pediatrician. Living in an area with a lot of Indian families helps because so many of them are veg*ans so it’s not like he’s never seen a kid that doesn’t eat meat. He still sent a dietitian up to our room when DS was in hospital with rotavirus though. Poor girl came up with a bunch of leaflets trying to convince us to feed him eggs and left 10 minutes later with orders to go to the hospital kitchens and persuade them to offer soy milk and throw some beans on their salads
Good for you!
I love beans in my salads, and sometimes it’s hard to find a salad that isn’t covered with meat and cheese. Yuck!
I learned the hard way that Wendy’s now puts BACON on their Caesar salad. Um, what?
Caesar salads are rarely vegetarian anyway so they probably figure they can get away with it. Drives me nuts when people put bacon and cheese on garden salads though. I’m not much of a gardner but I’ve never seen bacon or shredded cheese growing in a garden.
With real Caesar dressing, you’re right – anchovies and whatnot. The stuff that they serve in those little packets? Usually vegetarian, but not vegan.
*Squeezie* You are fantastic, Brewski! I wish more people had your attitude.
I concur with your analysis Brewski. Some vegetarians do it for religious/ moral views for times then for health reasons.
There are lots of valid reasons.
1. Animal cruelty. Food animals are typically raised in horrific conditions. Most would be shocked to see a chicken farm or industrial feed lot.
2. Nutrition. Vegetarian diets can be very healthful and help keep your weight under control.
3. Environment. Meat takes way more resources to raise than plants. It adds to global warming, requires more land and water, etc etc.
4. Religious. Buddhists and others believe in reincarnation, and that animal may just be your dead grandmother.
5. Economic. Calorie for calorie, you can save money.
Did I miss any?
Some have a natural aversion to meat products.
1. Taste. Some people hate it
2. Allergic. Ok, ok. It’s not a reason to particularly be a vegetarian/vegan but it is a reason why people don’t eat meat.
3. safety.
4. Trends. The only reason that’s really stupid!
My reasons are not that good but Brewski had most of them.
6. Profit!
7. Texture
It makes me want to barf!!!
That’s the one thing I miss. The boca burgers and such are all well and good if you were a McDs meat eater as an omni but I was more of a ’steak so rare a good veterinarian could have it on it’s feet in 5 minutes’ eater. I rarely ate meat anyway unless it was cool in the middle and still bleeding. I just can’t eat meat for ethical and moral reasons (vegan for health reasons) but if I ever find myself in the restaurant at the end of the universe I’ll be placing my order with that suicidal cow. I figure human breastmilk is vegan because it’s willingly donated so if the cow wants to die anyway I might as well have a slice.
Trends:?: Really? I wish it was cuz I really don’t want to be trendy. It’s hard to find things to eat when you are a vegetarian.
It’s getting better, though. Vegan is still tough, but most places even in the land of chicken-fried steak (where I live) have something I can eat nowadays. I doubt most people would even know what a vegan is, though.
Fish is a vegetable, right?
I thought fish was a fruit?
No, fish is a gas.
Only when heated above 12° C.
What type of gas exactly?
I thought Jumping Jack Flash?
Fruit of the sea?
Is that fruit or fish?
Frush?
Try and keep that frush under control, chicken.
Good morning!
I live in TX and the word vegetarian is not in their vocabulary let alone understanding what a vegan is.
I don’t venture out to eat much. I prepare 95% of what we eat at home.
Morning! Yeah, it was hard when I brought my college roommate, who is Hindu, and therefore does not eat any meat or eggs but will eat dairy, home with me for Christmas a while back. We discovered that it’s not common knowledge that a) chicken broth is still considered meat and b) you can’t cook her veggies in the same pan you just used to cook up some beef. Sigh.
It’s a shame that tofu is so hard to cook :/
True, but Morningstar farms sells frozen meat substitutes that are really easy to use in place of meat in some of the recipes where you might use tofu. I’m definitely a fan!
Mal, I have some fabulous recipies (my own) to prepare tofu. It’s not hard at all. You just have to remember how to manipulate all the spices and flavors to get it exactly to your liking.
I deep-fry tofu breaded with Martha White’s cornbread mix. (Really.)
I think this makes me a true citizen of Atlanta.
My vegetarianism has developed since then, so I didn’t have the same problem at the time. Now I can happily refuse to choke down a steak at my dad’s request on Father’s Day.
That’s a pretty mean request hehehehehe….
I like tofu and all (for what it is worth), but I just can’t get past the consistency of meat substitute. You chew it…and it never goes away…it becomes like a meat gum… *barf*
Chickenless chicken nuggets ruined me…
Well, that and my brother’s macrobiotic girlfriend… they are probably the one group I will fault for their dietary choices, but that’s because they think food is the source (and solution) to all of life’s stress, disease and problems. Danger stuff…like Christian Scientists.
Really? Chickenless chicken nuggets taste almost exactly like the real thing to me (I get a brand called Quorn or something like that). In fact, I joke with my friends that they probably have about as much real chicken in them as McDonald’s! I got my omnivore parents to try them, and they agreed that if I hadn’t told them, they might not have known the difference. *Shrug* Sorry the meat substitutes haven’t worked for you.
Taste-wise they were spot on. The taste was never an issue
Frankly, most meat substitutes replicate flavor to almost perfection. Consistency after you chew it? Ew…
I never understood why you would make fake chicken only to make it taste like the real thing. As a vegetarian, I don’t know what the appeal is.
I decided to give up the meat completely because I felt it was healthier. I’m usually happy with my choice, but every once in a while I get a chicken craving. The meat substitutes are good middle ground for me, and unlike Mal, I actually prefer the texture of the substitute.
It’s for those who like the taste of meat, but don’t eat it on ethical grounds.
I look at meat substitutes and wonder what hellish processing had to happen to that vegetable or pulse to make it like that.
In regards to point number 2, nutrition, vegitarian diets are more healthy than their meaty counterparts in no small part because of serving size. Humans are omnivores by nature, but the amount of meat that our body actually wants is about 3 oz per serving. Anyone in here ever try to walk into a steakhouse and order a 3 oz steak? They will laugh you out of the place.
I’m not
you eat your fruits and I’ll eat my steak
ROFL — epic hissy fit FAIL (or win, depending on how you look at it!)
Count me among the omnivours who didn’t think this was funny.
So noted. *makes notes on clipboard*
I’m a vegetarian and I thought this was pretty funny. Everyone needs to be able to laugh at themselves sometimes.
*roffles about self*
*hits head*
I’m not laughing about myself anymore…it hurts!
*sulks*
Definition fail. They mean omnivore, unless they’re actually talking about people who eat only meat.
A Tyrannosaurus rex is clearly pictured on the flyer.
Reanna… *facepalm*
Oh, you mean the meatitarian?
*SNORK* Tu stai fabbricare parole? Come stai questa mattina?
Sono buono, ma non ho fatto questa parola. E de un reclame. To, l’o dentro il mio clicky. E Safe.
It tuo clicky e’ bloccato qui.
Lo vedo quando vado a casa.
oh ma che cosa. Perque e blocatto?
Lavoro in una grande company (qual è la parola in italiano?) e cosi, si hanno installare molti firewall.
compania
I don’t care about what Vegans choose to eat…but that’s funny. *snickers maliciously*
What if I choose to eat your lunch, Mal? Hee hee! *flees with Mal’s lunch*
*blinks*
Nuuuu!!! My salad :/
*goes to get his trusty can of beefstock spray and goes hunting for some Katz*
Heading to work! Be back in 45min
*sighs about his lost lunch*