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“Sir, I believe we have misplaced your luggage.”
“I belive your plain just crashed”
if this was jet blue, that wouldn’t be a problem. after all, jet blue never crashes, because they never get off the runway without faltring.
Is it just me or this is an El-Al fail?
Not with that colour on the wing tip…
could be Israir, since the other plane is El-Al. Color is right for that.
The other plane is El-Al, but this one has a red wing tip, so it’s from another company.
Google Win: http://dailycontributor.com/plane-sucks-luggage-container-into-engine/4863/
It’s a Japan Airlines…
Right. Possibly Israir. That’s what I said.
Its a JAL flight from LA. Was all over aviation websites a couple months back just after it happened. Surprised failblog didn’t pick it up till now
Look at the tail of the plane, it’s Jet Jew.
Well done. *fires a 7.62 x 54 mm round into Vladimir Lenin’s head*
but the plane that failed is more likely russian, cuz they are so drunk they couldnt tell the difference
p.s. no offence any other russians besieds lenin here, i come from a russian heritage
no wonder you didnt stay in office long
whats up with the jew star on the plane?
The flag of israel= a blue hexagram (jew star) on a white background with two blue strips from each side.
http://www.cost929-environet.org/images/israel-flag_000.gif
*which means this plane is prolly from El Al, israel’s largest flying company
More like El Fail.
OMG, your company… it’s FLYING!
this plane isn’t look at the red bit on the wings.
And for the really dense, that design on the wingtip is called “The Arc of the Sun” and is used by JAL and airlines owned by it. They’re usually way better than that.
Star of David
Kohav David
Haha
Ha…ha….why is it that the first 5 comments are so deeply sophisticated and thought-in? *exceptions occur*
See below for how much worse this comment could have been. At least he isn’t intentionally being a jackass.
1st!
Sukkkaaa
the ad above is for jonas brothers rock hero.
really, wtf?!
gotta love the fact work computer blocks things like that-(along with most everything else however)
once had a computer block sports illustrated (even the ‘for kids’ section was blocked).
I still have another one. *fires another round, this one into Dilopho DD’s head*
that is distinctly not bird strike they are checking for there
I hate getting shat upon by those luggage containers.
You never know what the ba*rds have been eating either!
You always get hit with dirty underwear.
^s
)
(seems I’m always doing that, sowwy
Dirty sunderwear?
Flirty plunder there ^
*but remembers her comment on ‘love’ from yesterday!*
Is it just me or is the picture missing?
It’s just you.
Hey Katz!
♫ It had to be you… ♫
Hi DrB! *squeeze*
♪ I’m so happy to see you again
I’m so happy to see you again, yeah
Haven’t been so happy
Since I don’t know when to see you again ♪
*squeeze*
♫ …and I can’t shake the thought of you ♫
♪ Hold me like you’ll never let me go
Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go ♪
♫ Baby please don’t go,
Down to New Orleans.
You know I love you so,
Baby please don’t go ♫
DrB, you’re ♪ naked in the green ♪.
♪ So come on baby, won’t you show some class
Why you want to move so fast.
We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time ♪
We don’t?? Says you! :p
You’re right! What was I thinking! *squeezie Brewski* Woo hoo! *Runs off leaving trail of discarded clothes*
*starts tearing off clothes*
*runs after Katz*
You can’t blame your nekkidness on the bloggers this time!
Tsk!
*rips off SpongeBetty’s square pants*
HA!!
*runs away*
Sweet Jesus! It’s Sunday and the bar isn’t even open yet! We already have three naked failbloggers. Have we abandoned all decency?
*covers eyes*
Good job I’ve my Bikini Atoll’ire underneath.
*skips away happily catching jellyfish*
Come on, Jimbo! You know you want to. *pulls on Jimbo’s costume*
Oh very well! I wouldn’t want to be a wet blanket.
*tears costume in little pieces*
Ooops, guess I got a little carried away…..
Glad to see everyone’s skipping all the preliminaries and just getting naked today.
*stands*
*pulls jean legs down where they should be*
*adjusts email address^^*
*squeeze*
*tickletickle*
*wonders what she squeezed*
Hmmm…
Was it green?
I have a new surprise, Pickle! (clicky)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
I’m hoping it wasn’t that green.
ROFL!
FAILLLLL
The plane in the background is getting pulled over…I wonder what it’s done wrong?
It was probably the one, lacking a potato, to shove the luggage container up his friend’s engine.
You mean it was an act of mercy?
The ELAL plane is called Percy
-and that is a fact of Percy
“I aint fallin for no luggage container in my engine intake”
well THERE’S your problem.
*roffles*
Hehe, the guy in front of it is making a picture^^
(taking? Making sounds like hatching, and hatching pictures sounds painful)
So did the guy who took this pic.
Passing a Polaroid?
Awaits further development*
Your test results are negative, congratulations!
*Eyes results*
Are you sure this wasn’t photoshoped?
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!1!!!!
…no..no definitely not, …here look at the pixels!
What about all this spotting?
glare, thats it glare from the sun…caused….um….dust to look bigger…..um…err….damn
Are you saying I have an overexposed enlargement?
better than an underexposed reduction…..a bit
*Shutters*
Time for me to do some yard work. TTFN.
*Zooms in*
Good Morning!
ooooooh WIK new Avatar? who’s the film star?
Good evening!
(i can’t reply under you guys but can reply over?)
never mind
Forgot to change it, that’s my son. *feels double-exposed*
That’s what happens when you flash people.
SNAP!
Hey, WIK! How did the knee surgery go? That’s why you’ve been MIA if I remember correctly…
*checks aperture*
Why is it so hard to get people to focus?
I could Lens them a good book to read on the subject
This is matting! What the crop are you talking about? *confused*
I dunno! Macro ni and cheese?
Oh, sorry to be so negative. I love mac-n-cheese!
meh I was in the dark room with it for a while too!
You’re gonna need longer on than the 10 secs on that self-timer, k@.
Does no one filter these comments?
Is your water getting murky fluffy?
*starts filtering*
looks fake
Your life is photoshopped.
I wish my body was!
Being Photoshopped is not as good as it’s painted out to be.
still something I won’t brush off for future reference!
It’s a long drawn out process to get it right.
This pun-run feels sketchy.
Yeah, but it needs a doodle.
Let me just pencil you in to see the doctor.
I get the impressionist the Dr isn’t in!
Hue don’ t think Dr B is in? He’s not trying hard enough then.
I bet the four colors on this palette would mix so nicely.
shame he always tickles me pink….
*wonders on the phrasiology of that comment*
DrB, are you going to be the master piece of this gathering?
You don’t mind if all the tints on the palette mix at once? That makes for the best brush stroking.
As long as you don’t go near the spectrum!
Can we explore the spectrum if it’s with a well hung canvas?
would there be a (pre) raphelite with prizes?
I’m afraid you’d be dry brushing. My watercolour would be a shade too dark.
*gags*
*lols* Haha I meant in the van(gaurd) not to gogh around there!
anyone have any Monet they can lend, Ihave erased the last of it.
You have to easel yourself into it slowly. It’ll improve.
I could add oils to get it flowing better
I could add charcoal to stop it flowing so well.
Just sip plenty of water (colours)
And don’t cray on it. Might melt.
…naa
Man, the boards suck today. Three idiots and a person I don’t know. :/
hey- how do you know I suck- have you been talking to my husband- I will kill him!
You were the person I don’t know.
Glad to see new people here. (trolls are not people, so R.Db made an unwelcome start).
I guess you’ll meet the rest of the fail crew soon enough. That is, BondFan, AE, and a few others.
I know some of them already- as I like to avoid work as often as possible! I have seen you about- but you haven’t been on when I have been around in recent days- now I have got up the confidence to blather that is!
Everytime I get on, the boards are always dormant.
And does that make me one of the idiots?
Gentlemen, there are 2 (two) trolls on this board. They have been deemed so by their sayings.
Go and find it out!
mmmm- I think you were right with 3- r.db, pinky and vom coloured.
vom colored?
Sorry I shorten Vomit without thinking- cause I think the word is horrible!
i know that, but which one is vomit-colored? vomit can be many colors.
the yellowy one…..been a long time since I puked anything interesting coloured.
ok. sometimes vomit can be pink if you drink too much hi-c. it stings pretty bad
Pinky and vomit coloured would make a great fail pair, then.
Please.. can you guys talk about something else??? This is getting a little too graphic…
I bought some new shoes yesterday…
You should always be one step ahead.
Were they the glittery asshoe brand ones, Jenny? Those are purty.
Nah- one step Beyond is always way better!
Oh, nice shoes Jenny!
IOW…you know the three idiots?
Jet engines need to go too sometimes.
You’re going to need a bigger plastic bag.
and maybe a shovel..
and some altoids. everything can be improved with altiods and monster.
…and more cowbell?
It has a fever, and the only remedy, is more cowbell.
Glad to know I haven’t been imagining baggage handlers being distinctly rough with my bags, this does take the mickey a little though
Okay Bob, you win. Who would’ve thought?
*hands over $10 bill*
*snickers*
last time I got back from the US- customs had ripped my bag open- then taped it up with security tape…I picked it up, it ripped- suprise suprise…all my dirty washing fell straight on the floor…..great.
So, your comment is sort of a meta-airing out of your dirty laundry.
no skeletons in my baggage!
Really.. I’m afraid we’ll have to rip your duct-taped bag open and see for ourselves…
*proffers luggage*
see squeaky clean ! …………………(now)
*notices vibration in luggage*
I assume you don’t travel with an electric razor K. We’ll have to search this bag.
You may need to speak with security to reclaim them…
buba® thinks it’s because the baggage hold was full, so they wedged the last container where there was free space.
But..it’s a jet engine! What moron who stuff a STEEL BOX there?!
that’s why its failblog, not ‘humans are such intelligent people and make no stupid mistakes’ blog
It was probably actually sucked in- that sort of thing does happen!
Bob- “We can’t leave this here! It will get sucked in!”
Ted- “Don’t be a moron, Bob. That only happens in movies.”
*WOOOOOOSH CLANG*
*snork*
*laughs*
*Snorkelroffle*
Owww That still hurts.
Yep — jet engines have enough force to suck in a fully-loaded luggage container.
I used to have a bookmark of a site that had tons of pics like this — it was for the shipping industry, and it would show things sucked into jet engines, containers that had fallen off the sides of a ship, stuff that had broken out of steel freight containers…pretty awesome photos, but photos that make those of us in the logistics industry say “whew. I thought MY day was bad.”
or worse, show pictures of people who work as aircraft engineers. faces scorched by jet engines, limbs torn up by propellers, pretty nasty bruises.
I can already imagine the comments on the pictures.
Makeup fail.
Safety fail.
There are tons of pics like that here (Clicky)
most of them are sfy, with a couple questionable ones
Messed up while typing the link. My mistake
nice pics
Here’s a web page with lots of airfraft fails, called “The Oops List”
http://www.micom.net/oops/
This post requires the obligatory “OLD!” comment.
Okay,
“When I was your age, we had to climb out on the wing mid-flight and throw the luggage into the engine ourselves!”
Back in my day, we had to walk to the airport..up hill..against the wind..with no shoes..on broken glass. So quit your whining, whippersnapper.
Well…when I was young, we didn’t have the luxury of walking yet, we had just crawled out of the primordial ooze and still had gills. GILLS I say, for sucking up air, toxic volcanic air no less.
And here I was just about to complain about how many remotes I have on my coffeetable.
When I was a kid, Failblog would mail you a picture, and then you had to mail back a comment, and they would mail it to everyone so they could see it, etc, and by the time you got back a long of replies where everyone thought they we first and you called them all “trolles” it was time for another new picture to be mailed to you.
*were first
Ha! *squeeze!* Welcome!
Apparently, when you were a man, they rarely had computers!
We had a few computers, not that we called them that, but they were only used to weave textiles. You could weave a Fail picture on a rug if you knew how to work the punch cards, I suppose.
When I was a kid, Failblog pictures were sent as ASCII-art on Teletype machines! You young whippersnappers have it so easy!
When I were a Lass, we had to daub our own with red ochre on the walls of our house.
And mom always yelling at me, “Junior, what did I tell you about leaving those Napier’s bones out where people could step on them?”
Yes, and I got the third degree about the punchcards. “It’s all fun and games until somebody gets a papercut!”
Back in the day, Failblog used to carve the picture on the walls of the cave, and all the comments were “oooga booga”.
…and foreplay was a well swung club *rubs back of head*
@fluffy: Some days, I don’t think the comments have changed much.
Oooga booga!
What does oooga booga translate to in modern english?
I believe it is loosely translated as “FIRST!”
I suspect it could also be synonymous with any word for human genitalia.
*snork*
Ts. When I was young we had to put the remotes in holes in the wall.
fake
cake
s-s-s-snake
1st
you’re the 4th 1st. Nice
The plane was just hungry.
I’m hungry for plane crisps (chips out your way).
*noms
this plane is definitely crisp
*breaks teeth*
No…it’s rock candy!
They couldn’t find a potato big enough.
*snork*
what about a pumpkin- people grow those to ridiculous proportions….
I saw the world-record pumpkin a couple years ago. I forget the exact weight, near a ton(ne). It was shown at the Topsfield Fair in Mass., a few miles from my house. Grown in Rhode Island.
you could live in that!
Ah, here it is.
pumpkinnook.com/giants/giantpumpkins.htm
Holy hell! What on earth is that guy trying to compensate for?!
Living in Rhode Island, the smallest state in the US. He’s into ironic farming.
2 teeny tiny butternut squashes.
Jewish…
What? The plane? Oh … now I see it. It’s got no foreskin. Well observed!
This fail exists already at the first ages of failblog. Too bad.
eπp
Ruining a plane engine win.
Did someone drop off a busload of anti-semites near here or something?
the failbus has indeed appear to have failed,
*facepalm*
replaces has with would
*runs away*
Come back! I knew what you meant.
*wanders back after forgetting why she ran away*
luckily I have the memory of a goldfish
I can’t remember anything either, but it’s because I get distracted by the shinies!
look at the shiny shinies
*waves keys*
*forgets what she is doing*
*his self in head with shiny keys*
It’s ok, all women are a little ADD. Why do you think men buy jewelry when we do something really stupid? “I hate you! How could you do that to me! Ohh, that’s shiny…”
I know, it’s ridiculous how they can be distracted by something as simple as…
Oh look! A beer! Mmmmm…
Usually when they want to distract us it involves a trip to a Victoria’s Secret. Or a promise to try that one thing we’ve been bugging them to let us do…..
Why am I suddenly craving a grilled cheese sandwich? Must be lunchtime…
I think everybody left. You comments about grilled cheese sandwiches must have scared them into church.
It’s JAL, it’s not Photoshopped, but was a genuine event in May. Google for it, you slackaz.
Jumping Airport Luggage?
Jet Air Losers?
Juicy Adult Lemon
Jehovas Angry Lob
Jovial Action Lass!
jumbo assed ladies
Jennyisbusy, and lovely
Jugs, ass, legs.
I’m sorry, was I supposed to look at her face?
jiggly amble bussom
Hey, what happened to my brilliant ‘L’ word?
Ha! Good one! Jumping Airport Luggage indeed!
I liked the bit where it was reported that the baggage container had to be ‘forcibly removed’. Sounds like they got it stuck there good.
You may claim your luggage in Paris, Madrid, London, New York, and the Atlantic. Thank you for flying with us!
you forgot Dublin….
In Soviet Russia luggage claims you!
*flings Da Lurkin Commies into the Sun*
Bye, have a nice trip! Don’t forget your luggage!
*removes steel bin, flings skyward*
“Photoshop” troll… check.
Bigoted anti-semite troll… check.
“First” troll… check.
Wow, we’ve really covered the bases today!
Almost covered the double basses aswell- there’s thousands of ‘em
“That’s not to say I haven’t had my visionary moments. I’ve taken acid seventy… five, seventy-six times. Yeah, so I’ve had my moments in the sky.”
-Derek Smalls, double-neck bass on “Big Bottom”
Failblog is like going to a national park or something. And there’s, you know, they preserve the moose.That’s my childhood here in the FB comment section. That moose, you know.
So when you’re on Failblog, you feel like a preserved moose?
yeah….
chocolate, strawberry….?
Chocolate, definitely chocolate!
That was a low note.
Bassically, this fail has been a major attraction to a bunch of trollish minors.
Hey, I have one more for the checklist:
.
Wow, that airport is right near my house! I was going to take a picture of that plane and send it in, but my cellphone battery was low!
Oh, I blew the pun-run, sorry! I’ll triad again.
*considers making a sharp note of MRN’s breaking the pun run*
*decides to let it rest*
*isn’t convinced that every good boy deserves fruit*
YOUR FACE
Thanks. Usually the name Leila strikes a chord when you think of pun busting, but I fell flat this time..
I see a very bad spoonerism there.
‘wonder what’ would indeed be a very bad, and pointless, spoonerism. Well spotted Aja.
Made in photoshop?
please click the name and check out the site
battle at the berrics 2 footage and predictions
NO! Bugger off!
NO! Sodomy off!
No way!
What about this… *whispers*
I can’t hear you, I need a bigger monitor!
*very quietly*
why are we whispering?
*whispers*
I don’t know, everyone else was….
Here is another similar event:
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/oops2.jpg
i like turtles
Oh shit, and in 18 hours i’ll be flying from the same airport in an El Al(the plane with the star)….great…
We need to see the pink gorilla joke more often.
I always knew the airlines did that with my luggage…now I have precious proof…
Hiya Mal! Yeah, great to have the pic, they’re always so aloof…
There goes my luggage… that’s one hell of a goof.
I believe this is a spoof.
A spoof on the roof?
Mal’s luggage went poof!
Ain’t that the troof.
Al-Quaida doesn’t even try anymore…
We’re generally better at screwing things up than they could ever be.
thisisshit
If I might deconstruct your deconstruction?
The engines are probably not running, so the chappie is quite safe. The container is not being held in place by suction, it’s wedged in to the engine pod.
Our yellow-jacketed chum is not giving a stop-signal – He’s shielding his eyes from the sun! Note the shadows.
The shark is still checking if the engines are still running before he leaps.
Anyway, that’s going to be extremely expensive if the corner of that container reached in far enough to bump one of the turbine blades, or the conical doohickey (technical term). But if it only dented the body-work it will merely be very expensive.
♥ That was brilliant! I have a major crush on you right now. ♥
In that case, please call me. My phone number is 1-800-EZLay. My self-respect is in my other pair of trousers.
The airline’s Japan Airlines acually.
And it’s not a luggage container, it’s cargo.
OMG, that of course changes EVERYTHING! Listen careful everybody!
Hey cool story brah, I can use Photoshop too!
Wonderbrah?
Nope, training brah.
Whose training brah? aBRAHam’s?
I need to go lulla-buy a new brah.
Go to the store at the corner, it’s owned by a Brahmin.
Actually, it is real. I saw this about 5 minutes after it happened. Have some pics of it on my cell. Behind this JAL plane is a crossing point for ground equipment to cross an active taxi-way. These LDL containers get blown off their dollies alot. Someone’s container probably got blown off and into the path of the JAL plane.
“LDL” Probably got that wrong, I forget what the cube conatiners are called.
It’s Jewish..what do you expect?
To be circumcised (?) O_O
And it’s Japanese!
Odd this should show up on the day Billy Mays dies. Evidently he had a bit of a luggage fail his own self, although it is not being blamed for his death. (Yet…?)
I was thinking the same thing… it could’ve been internal bleeding from a blow to the head.
Not shopped, you can find lots of pictures online.
http://www.knx1070.com/pages/4375011.php?contentType=4&contentId=3980255
photo op win
Its a Japan Airlines 747. google “luggage container sucked into engine”
I bet the guy on the ground also took a photo, to submit it to failblog, but was beat to it by the guy who shot this one.
That guy wins.
Also, WHO’S THAT POKEMON??
JAL Boeing 747-400 sucks baggage container into engine at LAX
http://www.flightglobal.com/airspace/forums/jal-boeing-747-400-sucks-baggage-container-into-24770.aspx
Thats gotta suck.
It did, until the cargo container got stuck in it.
Welcome 2 Israel…bet they thought hamas did it so they can kill innocent children.
*Japan
lmao
If you look closely, you’ll see that it’s not the wing of the Israeli plane,
it’s an other plane.
the REAL FAIL is all the idiots who think its an israeli plane. LOOK AT THE RED WING TIP. idiots.
am i the only one who sees the JEW airplane in the background?
did anyone notice the 6-pointed star in the background?
It is Japan airlines at LAX on May 11th, 2009. I only know because I was in the international terminal waiting to fly to London on British Airways. This JAL 747 rolled up with the cargo container stuck in the engine and all the passengers had to get out right there on the tarmac. I think JAL had to refund a lot of sushi for that snafu!
Wow, those engines look larger then the body of the airplane
Lmao, they’re two different planes.
OH I GET IT! Lol a Jewish airplane. We all know Jews can’t afford them.
Right, ’cause Jews don’t own most of the media/banks/business…
this looks like a photo shop job to me…
Clearly, Hezbollah struck again!
cargo container? looks like a dumpster to me.