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I want hugz from this dog
*hugs james*
Sorry, that’s the best I can do.
*awards medal for not being a “f*rster”*
Aww, you shouldn’t have!
*Hugs back for the medal and hugz*
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Billy Mays
Everyone I love and idolize are dying!
Really?! I mean REALLY!? come on.
And whoever AdreAs is, they forgot one. From this month at least.
How do you know? Maybe AndreAs didn’t idolize them.
Billy who?
the baseball player
He was known for his clothes basket catch.
he he he I have his trading card.
haha wow retards thats willy mays!!
billy mays is the oxy clean dude that yells
You are so right, they were so silly and not being sarcastic at all….
:AVIS: It works.
i didn’t even know that billy mays died until you guys posted it! how sad.
50 is the unlucky number for the year (almost all the dead celebs died near the age of fifty.)
poor david caradine.. no one cares about the grasshopper.
Well, I’m still alive, and everyone loves me!
I hate you.
No you dont, you just dont want to admit how much you love me. In fact, you love me more than cats love Cheezburgers.
There you, Mr. Burgandy?
i love you. in a guy kinda way. unless…
Don’t forget David Carradine (sp?). Last week, I know, but still counts.
Don’t worrie. You will always have the Sham-wow! guy.
but he doesn’t shout and annoy people as much as billy mays did. R.I.P.
sham wow guy sucks “youre gonna love my nuts slap em’ once slap em’twice the world loves my nuts”
people can be so discriminating to rottweilers
i want one named mortimer
*goes off topic, not that you could tell around here*
This a Public Service Announcement!
Friday evening I was happily posting away and I made the grave error of posting a complete web address in the comment body. The comment went to moderation, then disappeared altogether and I was unable to post again for the evening.
I wrote to ICHC Headquarters and was informed that WordPress automatically filters them The banishment appears to come with it. Beware.
End Public Service Announcement.
You can post youtube movies but not hyperlinks? Grmbl.
Weird huh? Thanks for the reminder Neener and I like your real name, or the name of the myspace clicky you keep
Yep, that’s me, except for the “1″.
Just use braces around it. Like this {url}.
I tried to leave a clickie yesterday for an article about the popularity of “FAIL.” Failblog had gotten a mention. It would not let me post it. I didn’t know if it was verbotten to do so, or if I just didn’t hold my mouth right.
Over at ICHC, we have found that WP doesn’t chew on comments for so long if you remove the h t t p part, or if you put spaces in it. Of course then it doesn’t work as a clickie. You can also embed links in your text, but I don’t remember how to do that offhand (notes are at work). I haven’t had anything delayed for moderation posting that way.
Nightshayde! Howdy kitty.
Hello!
I’m actually about to take a nap. I swam over a mile today & now I’m quite tired.
How are you doing?
Rough couple of days w/ 2 sick kidlets – when I see your name I think about the ‘workin on the night train’ song. My brain don’t work quite right anymore
I’ve spent much of the day working on my new blog with WordPress. It’s just a box where you specify how many web addresses can be in the comment before it is shoved up for scrutiny. FB must have it set at zero. The default is 2.
It’s not even a picture of a rottie, it looks more like a pitbull to me!
that’s what i was thinking…
looks just like my neighbor…
^^ lol ^^
Besides, it’s not a rott!
that isn’t even a rottie the markings are wrong.
p.s. I have a rottie and they are the best dogs in the world even though mine is a big baby and cries if no one is in the room
*gasp!* i didnt know that you got medals for being first but not saying it!!!!!!!!!!!
wow1!!!!!!one!!!11!!!!!
How odd. This comment wasn’t here before.
Not that I’m complaining.
*Nominates for Nobel Peace prize as well as congratulates on medal from Brewski for not being a firster*
i cant belive it. both micheal jackson and Billy Mays died at 50. its so weird!
oops.* inflates m and j to capital letters*
Hey, what about Farah Fawcett and Ed McMahon? Farah and Michael Jackson on the same day was weird too.
Neither Farah nor Ed was 50.
Damn…you beat me to it!
Quicksy little birdie, you.
I was bringing up the fact that one of the other two dead celebrities died just a couple hours before Michael Jackson did.
Billy Mays died? No more ‘BUY MY STUFF’ yelling?
Happy Birthday
Happy B-day, Bunny!
at one time they were.
ya, but im acctually more sad that Billy Mays died than all three of the other together.
i also wonder what other celebs will pass away this summer… i truly hope none of them do.
*pat, pat, pat* Here, Tofu, have a Shamwow.
Don’t forget about David Carradine. Also Dr. Jerri Neilson, although I don’t know if she counts as a celeb. This is all getting very weird.
So who’s next?
Didn’t Madonna turn 50 this year? Dum dum doom….
(Disclaimer- I mean this only in jest. I like Madonna.)
$50 on Patrick Swayze.
Didn’t you hear? 50 is the new dead.
The next one will be a young’un. So I’ll say…. Lindsey Lohan. From anorexia related heart problems.
no cuz only the good die young.
Or one of them Olsen twins. Look like skeletons already.
we can only hope
We already have a “next one”. Ms. Gale Storm passed away today at the age of 87. She was best known as a singer and actress, and was on a long-running tv show in the 50s.
news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090628/ap_en_ot/us_obit_storm
June is proving to be deadly to celebrities.
It’s dangerous even for NON-celebrities:
Woman who missed fatal Air France flight is killed in car crash
An Italian woman who arrived late for the Air France plane flight that crashed in the Atlantic has been killed in a car accident, it has been reported.
Johanna Ganthaler had been on holiday in Brazil with her husband Kurt and missed Air France Flight 447 after turning up late at Rio de Janeiro airport on May 31. They managed to pick up a flight from Rio the following day.
It said that Ms Ganthaler died when their car veered across a road in Kufstein, Austria, and swerved into an oncoming truck.
Final Destination reality show
I think I’m going to go into hiding now.
I dunno about you, but I’m hiding under the bed with Katz.
*brings some brandy for everyone to nip on*
You can run, but you can’t hide!
*strikes match*
*lights brandy*
oooohhhhh pretty!
*pours flaming brandy over fresh-picked wild berries*
*serves*
*mutters to self*
Where is that mackerel now?
I hate my computer! I swear the Admirals comment wasn’t there when I posted!!!
*pat, pat*
*hands Avis a bowl and a spoon*
YUM!!!
That looks berry good.
Mmm! Thank you kindly!!
As many of us as are going to end up under that bed, I hope it’s a large one!
I won’t hide. I am the type to think that if it is gonna end soon I better get to eating my cheesecake and dancing in the rain.
*extends hand*
Come dance with me…
Ummmm….. my sense of self preservation runs pretty high. I’m what you might call cautious.
Besides, when I dance, I look like (stolen from TrueBlood) an epileptic on meth. It’s not a pretty sight.
Hi, Avis! You might want to try Epileptic Meth Bible Camp. I hear they’ve got a pretty good dance program. *grin*
OK ok, I don’t really dance in the rain either. I do go woo-hoo it’s raining and kinda do a little jig. I also let my kids splash in puddles and I hate umbrellas. My Mom showed us the danger in EVERYTHING and it is a miracle that I don’t hide under the bed everyday.
I sploosh in puddles, and I don’t melt in the rain either!
True story. When I was a kid we lived in a fairly old house. We ended up with a mouse, that had a wee little mouse hole in my closet. I, thinking I now had a pet, named it Herman. My mom came in one evening while I was watching Herman scurry and screamed so loud and tried to hit him with something. She asked me what that was. I told her it was just Herman. I spent the next ten or so years terrified of mice, thanks to her reaction. Mom was good for that kind of stuff.
Umbrellas are more trouble than they’re worth.
I’ve relocated more mice than I can count. I prefer that to relocating the snakes.
What is that saying? Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, smile like everyone is wearing mousketeer ears, and live like every day is the best you’ll ever have. Well, that’s my version, anyway.
That’s me while I’m driving, Judy, without the dancing…well, the car does the dancing.
Dancing in the car is wonderful. You oughta try it!
pass gas like nobody can smell, belch like no one can hear, eat hot wings everyday!
*working on my list*
…Mouseketeer ears???
*giggles*
I do that, Ms B! Often!
DW? *doesn’t understand the comment*
That reminds me of this one time when I made a human friend. My mom warned me that humans were disease carriers that were violent. Still this little human just seemed to enjoy watching me scamper to and fro, she even brought me a snack or two. Well one day a bigger human came along and started screaming and foaming at the mouth (may have been the rabies) – she started throwing things, and trying to squish me. *sniff*
Anyways, now I just hide here under this big bed with a dragon, a bird, an admiral…
Strangely, mice and snakes go together. The snakes like it, but the mice don’t.
*replies hopefully*
and a Judy?
*offers cheesecake*
I can be relatively certain you are not the same Herman. My dad sealed him in his hole.
*gently pulls Judy under the bed*
*carefully avoids touching the spaghetti*
CHEESECAKE!!
*hums the cheesecake song while happily munching*
Heehee! I’m grinning so much at that image my cheeks are cramping.
*cancels reunion party*
*wonders about spaghetti*
*realizes I exceeded my own max words I’m willing to read on FB*
*coffee leaks out of my pores*
*goes to take a break*
Heehee! I’m grinning so much at that 1mage my cheeks are cramping.
(my apologies for the eventual double-post)
That is down right creepy. *hides under the bed*
haven’t we seen this Fail before?
FIRST!
Man i’m sooo great in being the FIRST
*stabs and throws off bridge*
You look great at the bottom of the lake, too.
Everyone who says “first” looks great at the bottom of the lake
its common knowledge
I call dibs on killing the next troll.
I call dibs on killing the next troll after that.
I call dibs on the next piece of pumpkin pie!
I call dibs on Hammykins pumpkin pie crumbs.
WELCOME BACK JIMBO!
They all float down there…
*facepalm* nesting fail…
Hey Jimbo…*offers birthday cake to everyone* Its whatever flavor you want it to be. And no calories.
Oo! Cake!
*munches*
Mmmmmmm…carrot cake with cream cheese icing. Yum!
hmmm I choose ham & pickle surprise.
*leaves cake out for weekend trolls*
It won’t taste good for the trolls…they expect everything to be bad.
Happy birthday, Anniebunny! Mmmmm, zucchini cake with a of dollop of raspberry jam.
Okay…now I must have zucchini cake with raspberry jam.
*slips an ‘I’ into Zucchini” sheesh…
Trust me…there’s plenty!!
*snitches a slice of zucchini cake*
Carrot and zucchini cake are healthy…right??
DW,
The banana cake from ‘the cake doctor’ is really yummy. I tried to post you a clicky for it but they are being shot out into space! I follow the directions exactly except that I use buttershots instead of banana liqueur.
*don’t laugh if all my comments show up at once*
Without any additives yes, thought I enjoy mine with alot of icing.
*Prays he isn’t between the infamous ones*
Dragon, definitely healthy, though the zucchini goes to the hips.
(You can’t snitch what is freely given.)
*sigh*
Though I thought I meant though, not thought.
^^
And DW, a belated *SNORK!*, sweets.
I thought you’d like that one, babe! *smooch!*
And jenny…put the clickie in your name and I should be able to get it. That sounds YUMMY!!
cakemixdoctor.com/recipes/what_kind/cakes/banana_cake_with_cream_cheese_1.php
*just add Ws*
I’m sure DW will figure it out, but please allow me to help with the wrapping issue. Paste this into the address area…most browsers will remove the return character for you:
cakemixdoctor.com/recipes/what_kind/cakes/
banana_cake_with_cream_cheese_1.php
Thanks AA. I actually tried twice to post it in the box and the posts didn’t make it anywhere. If nothing else it shows that I like the cake enough to try posting it billions of time.
Good evening everyone! Good to see all my FBer’s again and looks like a lot of new avatars. Happy Unbirthday to Anniebunny! My connection has been kinda spotty the last few months (so I can’t keep up with these 700+ comment posts). I’m currently in the Gulf ‘o Mexico on a boat that’s laying down some new oil pipeline, so I can’t chat long.
Cheers, all!
Hi Etymological Disaster,
I was going to call you E.D. but though that was a wimpy greeting. I am waving towards the Gulf *wave*
Can you see me?
O.K.! Yeah I see you now. You sure look busy!
*waves back to shore*
Thanks Jenny, and Annie. My work schedule has changed quite a bit, so I don’t get to do this as much. I’ll still be around though.
You’re not even first. /facepalm
first to be last?
…wasn´t it?
eh eh
Yeah, not to mention breed fail. That dog is nowhere near a Rottweiler.
Kinda looks like a pitbull, no?
Definitely a pitbull.
Am I the only one that noticed that the dog in the picture is definitely giggling? It must have been a loud giggle, because its mouth is open.
i dont think the print is the fail, i think the picture is mixed up.
Actually, that is a rather widely distributed picture. I’ve seen it numerous other places. Most likely this article was a joke/prank. In as much, it doesn’t really count as a fail… unless you’re giving the prank itself a fail.
It wasn’t a prank, but clever marketing for a Los Angeles play. The photographer cut the top part of the paper that gave a website. I forgot the website already, but it’s somewhere along the lines of “Have You Seen ______?” I was going to buy tickets just because they got me with the poster. =)
It looks like the dog’s holding a blackish dark ball in it’s mouth.
No you’re not.
Not a fail
For his next trick, he’ll disembowel the mailman!
The mailman was an Olympic champion…that’s where the bloodlines came from.
Sreaks, more like.
*ahem* sTreaks that is.
OK!! *streaks through thread*
Woohoo!
Mr. Giggles is loose…RUN BREWSKI!!!
Is THAT what he calls it…??
….OH! You mean the DOG!!
*Puts Mr. Kujo back in his pants*
Er… nice doggie! Go off and play with that friend of yours from the Baskervilles!
I didn’t know you were a mailman, Brewski!
Of course he is, he always delivers.
Silly, that’s not exactly what I meant.
*shrugs*
*gives chase*
Why not?
*takes chase*
Why, theng-kew.
*POUNCES!!!*
*giggles*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Then, he’ll make a rabbit disappear out of a hat.
Not into turning tricks then?
Tricks:
1. Not so good at blow jobs.
2. ???
3. Safety!
…And remember, kids! Safety third!
Maybe someone is pointing a hair dryer at his mouth?
He’s probably defending his family from a deadly dangerous vacuum cleaner.
You reminded me of dog hell. Clicky, safe.
*snork* My dog hides in the basement when I vacuum.
I used to have one that would bite the vacuum and try to carry it away. She was a bit off though.
Mrs. Giggles?
friendly
What a nice giggle…
(Holy smokes Failblog blew up or what?)
This post should show up under Jason K…
(did one of you respond to your own “awaiting moderation” post?)
It did.
(I have had to have one in a long time…)
1st
Hey! Who had dibs on this one?
*Shrugs*
*Pushes Blah down the bacon lube slide into the zombie pit*
*Walks away whistling a merry tune*
not 1st and this is fake photoshop the shadows are done all wrong
agree 100%
he’s holding a ball in his mouth…
Mr. Cuddles’ ugly cousin.
Mr. Giggles. Priceless!
Yeah, he looks like a barrel of laughs.
Good with children, hates cameras.
now thats the dog I’ve been looking for!
I saw it first!
You choose the dog; the dog chews you.
I like a guard dog that enjoys his work.
I think it gets e-visceral enjoyment out of being with children.
You’re looking a little drawn(and quartered) there, Brewski. Everything ok?
Mr. Giggles gave him a warm resection when he opened the door.
Well, you gotta go with your gut.
(It went thataway, btw.)
(Just follow the entrail.)
^s
I was never lacking in intestinal fortitude.
Just always be true to your innards self.
And don’t let the bellyaching of others wear on your nerves.
Reminds me of a joke:
What has four legs, but only one arm?
A Pit Bull
*snork*
Nice to see you again, ED!
I’ve been looking for a dog. Guess I just found the perfect puppy for my kiddos! I’m calling right now!
Just douse yourself in BaconLube, and he’ll find you!
Now that is an idea!
Brewski, don’t pretend you’re talking about the dog. Unless… Is that a red biker’s helmet you’re putting on?
I’m an expert in carni knowledge!
I didn’t know you used to be a carnie.
Explains a lot, tho.
*ducks and runs*
*facepalm*
Is that the proper spelling? That was a carnival-ride artwork fail reference, following chez’s lead.
Or did I just miss your reference? There’s so many references flying around failblog, sometimes I could really use a reference librarian!
It’s spelled carny or carnie. We’re all talking about the same sideshow.
Wow, Mr. Giggles has a big mouth!
The better to eat you with, my dear! Grrrr!
If you squint…does that look like they’ve put an apple in his mouth?
Looks more like a ball gag.
or a small child.
“Honey, when I said to serve up some babyfood, that’s not what I meant!”
Baby food. Now made with 62% more baby!
That’s more than half!!!
And the other part?
That’s less than half.
Totally unrelated, but I know he has a following on failblog. Bill Mays died.
Been a crazy month!
“But wait, there’s more!” Billy Mays???
WTF? Famous people are dropping like flies lately.
I wonder if that was what Billy Mays was thinking as he went toward the light. “But wait, there’s more!”
I just saw one of his ads on TV.
I wonder if they’ll pull them all off the air.
nah, they will probably start airing them more for awhile.
I GOOGLE to find out more and get this:
“Climate Change Bill May Be Election Issue”
My first thought is, “Oh gawd! He was in Politics too?”
No him didn’t! Liar!
It’s BILLY not BILL! (Slight but important difference)
By MITCH STACY
Associated Press Writer
Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50.
Tampa police said Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m.
Maybe he’s not dead. Maybe he’s just not shouting, so everyone thinks he’s dead.
*snork!*
I might be going to hell for that one.
*hands Avis a handbasket*
I’ll join you!
First I
-ed.
Then, I
-ed.
Oh good, a traveling companion!
I found another bad joke (pertaining to the celebrity deaths earlier this week) over at textsfromlastnight(dot)com. If you heard it already I apologize. If it offends you… well… yeah, I apologize for that too.
God granted Farah Fawcet one dying wish. So she wished for the safety of all the little children of the world. And so God took Michael Jackson too.
I told you it was bad.
I got that one from my bro. I laughed so hard! And then I felt bad for laughing.
I love textsfromlastnight(dot)com, that is probably the funniest site on the internet.
Tried to tell a friend on face book about that site and it was immediately blocked. Apparently, it’s considered offensive. I thought it was funny.
The site is hilarious. They pinched one line from failblog:
“I’m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.”
Written by the scribe ‘Boobie Traps a.k.a. Pirate Boobs’ in Weight Loss Fail 6-24-09
Also someone recently referenced the Bret Michaels video, as in three days ago. And the comments there were downright brutal compared to here!
How about this one?Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into Legos so that little kids can play with him for a change.
Hmm….do the Legos glow in the dark?
I think we need a bigger basket. This one is getting full fast!
I just found out that he really died from complications after a bout with food poisoning…
apparently he has been eating 6 year old weiners.
*sorry*
Drat! *Starts to weave giant going to hell basket*
I hope we can all fit in this one. *grumble*
We will need a giant hand to carry the basket too.
Let’s just get one with the magical properties of Mary Poppins bag. It doesn’t have to be huge to fit us all!
going to hell in a handbag – we are classy!
Excellent idea.
*Pulls out magic hand basket*
*Hops in*
My wife finds me “unresponsive” all the time.
Usually she’s asking me to go shopping or to do something distasteful.
FAKE DEAFNESS, every husband’s natural defense mechanism!
Not just husbands….all males of any age.
*responsible party for a 14 yr male*
My nieces have the same affliction with their parents.
I just realized how mean what I said sounded…*sigh* I remember how I was as a teenager. Not that I didn’t hear my parents…I just didn’t want to hear them. Okay..I’m off for peanut chicken!
*heads off, dropping random i’s and commas”
I have the same problem with my students.
And…um…Annie? I think these are yours…
*hands over head, i’s and commas*
Bye AB. Thanks for the reverse birthday treats!
huh?
There’s a lot about Billy Mays in the Tampa paper. tbo.com
When he was coming home last night, the plane he was on blew out a tire (insert grilled cheeze joke here) and he got bumped around with stuff falling on his head.
They aren’t saying that’s related to his death … but seems to be quite a coincidence.
I may never fly again.
But … you are a bird!! You HAVE to fly!
*squeeze*
I kinda meant in a plane! Little birds can only fly so far you know.
*squeeze*
WHAT!!!???
Mr. Giggles is obviously laughing at something incredibly funny…or he wants to eat you…I’m not sure which.
(and that doesn’t look like a Rottweiler)
Maybe Mr. Giggles finds the concept of eating a person hilarious?
Is it wrong that I kinda do?
Depends entirely on your definition of “eating” I suppose.
Eating – the act of consuming food/mailmen.
Which one are you using, Avis?
Grilled Cheese?
Bingo.
…was his name-o.
Maybe, maybe not!
It could be both, if the mailman has peanut butter smeared all over his privates.
*shudders*
I was gonna…but I can’t…I just can’t….
Choosy mothers?
Choose Brewski? I knew he was a stud, but I didn’t know he was a cougar hunter….
He gets outta his pants in a JIF!
Choosy mom’s choose Jif + marshmellow fluff =one choosy mother fluffer!
Mmmm … peanut butter + marshmallow fluff.
Now I want a snack.
No kidding, I am sitting here wondering who is gonna make dinner while I play on FB.
Order pizza. Fail blog is more important.
I just gobbled up a buffalo chicken pizza! So I not only spent my dinner cooking time here but I can also check in w/ FB when my heartburn wakes me up at 3 am.
I just read this thread. You guys always snork me up!
Looks like the Joker is getting rid of his dog Mr.Giggles!
What a boner.
I wouldn’t ever want to pull a boner in front of Mr. Giggles.
Raccoon instead?
Badger?
I LOLd. xD
Did he die?
MC did…
*corrects MC to MJ*
*think “oops!”*
Hammertime!
First,the pic is a pit bull,second. Ok,so they have a nasty picture,the dog could still be good with kids.
My pit gets beat up by my weenie dog XD
Or maybe the newspaper put the wrong pic on the ad. That’s what my money is on.
ME. TO.!!! i dont understand why people dont realize that!!!! yay! im not alone!!!!
*hands Tofu an extra O*
I frankly don’t see a realistic way this could be anything but a funny typo. Of course I could be wrong, people are stupid.
Well, that, explains, everything,!
*facepalm*
*bumps comment up to proper thread*
I think this is fake. I’ve never seen a rottweiler with a white muzzle.
Ms B…can I borrow that for a moment…?
*facepalm*
Okay, thanks! Here, you can have it back now.
It looks like it needs a little watering…oops, I splashed a bit. Sorry, Ms B!
Ew…! What is that…? Did you get raspberry jam all over it?? Man, Ms B is going to throw a fit…she’ll never let us borrow anything from her ever again.
See! This is why we can’t have nice things!
*cleans thoroughly*
*lets nothing get between fronds*
*offer a raspberry jam sandwich*
Mrs B… im gonna need that too…
i was gonna make toast, but i forgot to put the bread in the toaster.
*facepalm*
you failed on step 2 of making toast?
That’s step 2?
Forgive me if I sound like a toast noob, but… what is step 1?
get bread out of the bag
Get bread?
That would be step zero.
I’m pretty sure this is a stock photo. I’ve seen it in Skymall magazine in an ad for a dog-deterring alarm.
Yeah, that is the dog from the skymall add. I have a picture of it on my phone haha
All dogs should be like mr. giggles – [foto not included]
awwww precious
Hey guys, I´m watching right now in a nacional channel a program that talks about funny vĂdeos, and all that videos are from failblog! they only put ‘www.youtube.com’ as source, do yo know something about?
That’s not even a Rottweiler, they don’t have white on them, esp not ones with “championship” bloodlines, meaning it would be pure. That’s probably a picture of either a Pitbull, or a mix breed Rottie(a mutt), so it doesn’t have championship bloodlines(unless it’s championship for fighting, which is illegal and cruel).
I’m worried that you may have missed out on the funny.
I’m not so much worried, as sure. Jenni, I have a present for you.
*hands her a slightly worn, used sense of humor*
I found it at Goodwill. I knew someone would need it eventually.
Awww. You are a super hero!
I would wash that when you get home -it smells of old lady.
Granny cat flap?
older and more lady-like
I don’t think that’s saying much. More lady-like than GF is… well…
More lady-like than GF is… well… easier than Brewski on a Saturday night.
I have very high standards! :p
Except on Saturdays.
d’oh. You caught me!
I didn’t think you’d notice.
*squeeze*
I thought it was Fridays? *remembers all of the drunken, pants-lessness that has occurred on Fridays*
I thought it was everyday? *remembers all of the drunken, pants-lessness that has occurred on days that end with y*
Flappy gran cat?
Grippy Flan Cat – get it straight
Wow, breed identification fail too. That isn’t a rottie! Rotties don’t have markings like that.
that’s not even a rottie.
Really? How can you tell?
*really wishes there were a smilie to further express sarcasm*
:AVIS: <— that should do. Hee!
*snork* I love it!!
I am no expert but think that it might be a beagle in the picture
*goes off to look for the mackerel*
I’ll be right back.
Thanks I have been working on it for a while.
I think its name is Kujo xD
No, Mr. Kujo lives in Brewski’s pants. Get with the program.
*walks by, holding booklets up*
PROGRAMS, GET YOUR PROGRAMS RIGHT HERE!
The clues cost more.
Two, please!
Is it better to get the clues in bulk, or should we split up and get them individually?
Wow that’s a hefty price tag. Fail indeed.
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Crappity-crap. My laptop just went *phut*. Sparks, smoke, racing adrenaline and everything. Fortunately, most of the damage was to the power cord, but it’s going to need a new keyboard as well.
I just got back from Best Buy. They say at least 10 days to 2 weeks before I get it back.
*sobs disconsolately*
I have another computer, but it’s internet connection can be painfully slow. So you guys might not be seeing as much of me in the next two weeks. But I’ll make sure to pop in every day for squeezes and cake.
*sniffle*
*pouts*
?
What happened? Power surge? Overload from the fails? Or from the Admiral
Will you be able to continue your work on the older computer??
Yah. I have many backups. *whew!*
Add “huge sigh of relief” to the list of needed smilies.
*HUG!*
*squeeze-n-smooch*
*as far out of the way as possible*
*constructs the requested smilie*
Tada
:le grande sigh:
SEE?? SEE?? I’m so upset that I misused an apostrophe!
I don’t know what happened. One moment I was happily working away, and the next I was wondering where the smoke was coming from. I’m just glad it didn’t start a fire.
Oh, and for all of you who email me…? Your emails and addresses were on the other computer. You may have to send me another one so I can store your emails on this one.
*grumpity-grumpy-grump*
*munch*
Fanks. MMmmmmm….
Awww – poor DW!
*squeeze*
We often offer up a missing piece of punctuation, but how do we take one out?
Anyway, here’s hoping it didn’t take out the hard-drive.
Dragon’s power supply “went south” and took the ‘puter with it.
*hopes she’s backed up*
Quickly and silently.
*ninja stealths into comment*
*eliminates apostrophe*
DW’s power cord and keyboard… just two more names added to the list of tragic deaths this week.
Sorry, DW.
I swear, I didn’t even *FOOOOM!* it. It did it all by itself.
Make sure they are replaced with the most up-to-date innuendo-rated replacement parts.
Good idea! No doubt the factory-installed parts were not able to handle the output of the Innuendo-3000 and it finally overheated.
Well, you are one hot lady, with lightning quick wit, and speedy fingers – I guess a fire was inevitable.
*squeeze!*
It’s very strange that you would need a new keyboard! Sorry about your loss, though. Here, have a *hug*.
Should have known that any normal man-made computer would be no match for your Dragon-ness. Perhaps, some day, technology will create one that can handle your power.
…and attachments.
*snerk*
Those, too.
*smooch*
*FOOOOM!*?
Are you asking or attempting?
*Puts up ‘Beware the Foom’ signs.*
How did they get by with trying to sell Nancy Pelosi?
Hey! Mabye it’s laughing!
it’s the hot sauce on the bbq wings.
i’d be mad too if my name was Mr. Giggles…
Well, then, those three extra letters are a godsend.
lol…I wonder why they chose THAT picture to display on the poster….
because “they” have a sense of humor?
I guess…
OMG THAT”S HILARIOUS SOMEONE WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO PUT A PICTURE OF THEIR DOG SNARLING ON THE AD AND NAME HIM MR. GIGGLES ROFL.
you idiots amaze me. This is not the real picture they used in the ad. Two reasons:
-The dog’s name is rottie (short for rottweiler, the name is not used for anything else), and the dog pictured isn’t a rottweiler. Rottweilers do not have a light colored streak between the eyes like this dog, nor do they have light colored areas above the shoulders.
-Anyone who is paying for an ad in the paper and asking 1200 for their dog is not going to use such a grotesque picture to advertise the dog.
hey, this idiot is proud to announce that you’ve won the idiots blog of the day award. you may pick it up at the bottom of the lake. if you do not know how to get there, just ask JasonK… he’ll help you get there.
The award comes with a free sense of humo(u)r, if you act within the next ten minutes.
What about a free plugged in toaster for a lake warming gift?
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD)- Narcissists have little sense of humor. They don’t get jokes, not even the funny papers or simple riddles, and they don’t make jokes. You need help.
This is a fake.
The picture is taken from SkyMall magazine where they are advertising a remote shock collar for dogs to stop them from barking.
Its a fake I tell you a fake.
he he he
That’s no rottie!
Whoever placed this ad originally, this is the exact same picture as a dog used in the SkyMall magazine for some electronic device to stop an attacking dog. Gotta be a joke.
cujo, is that?
Yeah he loves children alright…..especially when they are covered in gravy. Looks like his favorite trick is biting your foot off.
O_o Mr. Giggles?!
Oh hellll no. No no no no no.
Mr.Giggles forgot to take his medication.
hahaha
This is fake. I’ve seen this exact photo in those SkyMall magazines they have in every airplane. so the person who put this in the paper prolly took the photo from the magazine and made an ad just to be funny?
I’ve seen that same picture in a SkyMall ad for a dog deflector.
lol!!
This picture is from the SkyMall catalog. Seriously. I cut it out.
i think i sa this exact same dog picture in a sky mall magazine. next time you go on a flight check it out.
P.S- i know this because i get OCD about these kinds of things
i think it’s hilarious that he’s named mr giggles
That’s not even a rottweiler.
I would be like this dog if I was called “mr. giggles”
That is not a real ad. That picture is from the SkyMall magazine as an example of a bad dog to be warded off from a device they sell.
this the hardest i have laughed in a long time
lmao, rofl i lol’d
eat dic
this is obviously a joke this pic is from an ad in skymall
I wonder if anyone actually called the number to get the dog.
MEH WANTZ HUGZ!!
I’d rather buy an iMAC for that price…