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  1. Aja says:

    For the white-collar criminals.

  2. MRBHV says:

    Yeah, i dont think that is an actual police car. Idiot Jeff S.

  3. Matthew says:

    Interesting vehicle, but I don’t know that it fails. It’s different. Definitely holds more criminals per ride.

  4. Malicite says:

    The vice of Vice…too much bling…

  5. Andrew says:

    What is the fail in this picture?!

  6. PsychoDuck says:

    That is most certainly a Police Cruiser WIN.

  7. Hanly says:

    Looks like it could be a themed limo, for those that want to pretend to be carried away to prison after marriage. Who knows maybe its what delivers strippers to bachelor parties.

  8. Aja says:

    Come and stay in the Hoiday Inn!

  9. sdgfsfsdf says:

    All you guys suck

    • Matthew says:

      Nice name choice, genius.

    • JasonK says:

      (1)

      Typical drunkard. Can’t even read what we say so he decides to troll before vomiting on his keyboard.

      (2)

      Typical failure at life. Can’t reach it, must beat it. And then have an emotional outbreak.

      (3)

      Typical idiot. Thinks keyboard buttons are shiny.

      (4)

      Typical troll. Deliberately acting stupid while cursing, flaming and spamming just because he needs to fill in his masochistic needs in return.

      (5)

      Typical douchebag. Too cool for this site. With the grin of an ape.

      (6)

      Typical alt account. Thinks we won’t find out who he really is on this site, so just likes to mess around. Kind of like (4), but also a coward for not showing his real account.

    • Joya says:

      Phew, as a woman I got lucky.
      So, now you can go and tell everybody that the world is a disc and the Sun revolves around the Earth. People need to know the truth and now they´ll really believe in what you say!

    • CowPies says:

      your name has *male prostitute* all over it! {wanna cum over?}

  10. Marius says:

    The long arm of the law in full stretch.

  11. Hairy the hunter says:

    Interesting, that is.

  12. JasonK says:

    Polimo…sounds stupid.

  13. BonnaBid says:

    For first class criminals only.

  14. Sloth says:

    The back door clearly says ‘Pipes and Drums’. Many police departments have a Pipes and Drums section which provide music at funerals, weddings and other special occasions. A limo is hardly a ‘fail’. Does anybody actually screen these?

  15. Mouserz says:

    Fashion Police

  16. david says:

    Fail? No way! That’s a WIN! Police are probably re-purposing a vehicle they siezed.

  17. Scrap Iron says:

    My guess it was a drug arrest seizure. Police depts sometimes get to keep the dealer’s vehicles. In our city, the police have a couple of Pickups & SUV’s that were decked out with lights & decals.

  18. morphium says:

    A WIN, definitely

  19. Jamesy says:

    Thats total WIN not a fail

  20. asdfg says:

    WIN, WIN!

  21. chez ♂ says:

    Is this a hearse?

  22. KatzVonD says:

    I thought Sting & the Police broke up…OH CRAP! Am I in 1984? *panics*

    • keshet says:

      Did you miss the reunion tour?

    • Admiral Apparent says:

      You don’t have to put on the red and blue light.

      • fluffy says:

        Murder by numbers?

      • KatzVonD♀ says:

        ♪ Every little thing she does is magic
        Everything she do just turns me on
        Even though my life before was tragic
        Now I know my love for her goes on ♫

        • ZigiSamblak says:

          I’m gonna write you a sonnet but I don’t know where to start
          I’m so used to laughing at the things in my heart
          Last of all I’m sorry ’cause you never asked for this
          I can see I’m not your type and my shot will always miss

          Does everyone stare the way I do?
          I only stare this way at you

    • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

      I’ll sell my house, and my motor too.
      All I want is to be next to you.

      • KatzVonD says:

        ♪ Oh, can’t you see ♪
        ♪ You belong to me? ♪

        • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

          ♪ Every breath you take, with every move you make.♪
          ♪Every bond you break, every step you take♪
          ♪I’ll be watching you.♪

          • KatzVonD♀ says:

            ♪ Don’t stand, don’t stand so ♪
            ♪ Don’t stand so close to me ♪
            ;)

            • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

              But,
              ♪Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic. Every thing she does turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic.♪
              :D

              • KatzVonD♀ says:

                ♪If you love somebody
                If you love someone
                If you love somebody
                If you love someone, set them free
                Set them free
                Set them free
                Set them free ♫

                Just kidding *squeeze* ;)

                • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

                  ♫ You consider me the young apprentice,
                  Caught between a Scylla and Charybdis,
                  Hypnotized by you if I should linger,
                  Staring at the ring around your finger,
                  I have only come here seeking knowledge,
                  Things they would not teach me of in college,
                  I can see the destiny you sold,
                  Turned into a shining band of gold,
                  I’ll be wrapped around your finger♪

                • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

                  *squeeze*

    • Joya says:

      But Roxanne is far away. She´s walking on the Moon.

      • Jennyisbusy says:

        I’m on sunshine baby oh
        I’m on sunshine baby oh

        I’m walking on sunshine wooah

        • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

          ♪ I’ll send an S O S to the world ♪
          ♪ I’ll send an S O S to the world ♪
          ♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
          ♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
          ♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
          ♪ Message in a bottle… Yea ♪
          ♪ Message in a bottle… Yea ♪

  23. Robadob says:

    In what way is this a fail?

  24. goro says:

    hxxp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4505158

  25. Don says:

    Pfft…that’s a WIN, not a fail.

    • Admiral Apparent says:

      Thank you for discussing the fail. I think you exhausted the topic. Now, back to idle chatter.

      • Brewski says:

        No, I want to discuss the fail!! What model limo is that?? What police department is it from? And most importantly, is it PHOTOSHOPED?!!

        • nightshayde says:

          OMG – I see the pixels!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!!!

          • Brewski says:

            Exactly! I mean, the police weren’t really staying at the Holiday Inn! It was obviously the Ramada! I mean, look at the pixelz!!!1!!

            • Dragonwriter says:

              And that is NOT a Starbucks right next door…the sign does not at all line up with the rest of the building. Just look at the shadows!!1!

              • Brewski says:

                If you randomly take a picture of any city block in the USA, there will be at least one Starbucks in the frame. Unless it is a picture from Seattle. Then there will be two or more.
                But I have to agree with you Dragon, the Starbucks should be on the right, not the left! Very clever trickery!
                *good evening squeeze*

  26. Ad1 says:

    It’s not funny at all… -_-”

  27. Ars Moriendi says:

    that “car” makes sense if before making an arrest they pop out of there with an afro and disco boots and say : “STOP..you have the right to be…..Funky!” with a funky fresh sound on the background XD

  28. BobOf says:

    its most likey for the police chief which works part time as pimp

  29. Mex says:

    I say that’s a win.

  30. Hardon says:

    more like taxpayer $ fail

  31. EPIC FAIL says:

    ITS PHOTO SHOPPED YOU MORONS

    • Dragonwriter says:

      *ticks this one off on the clipboard*

      Whew! I was getting concerned there for a moment!

      • The Moomin says:

        How on earth do you *squeeze* in the time to make sure all the appropriate comments are made?

        • Dragonwriter says:

          *squeezity-squeeze!*

          I’m just talented that way.

          • The Moomin says:

            You’re a dragon of many talons.

            • Dragonwriter says:

              Seeing that word on this site still makes me *shudder*.

              • Admiral Apparent says:

                One of the few times that I’ve felt genuine rage.

                *hug!!*

                • Brewski says:

                  Sorry to intrude, but… dare I ask… :?:

                  • Jennyisbusy says:

                    Goodnight, don’t let the shutterbugs bite.

                    • Brewski says:

                      Calling it a night, jenny? Sweet dreams!!
                      I’m about to call it a night myself.
                      *squeeze*

                      • Jennyisbusy says:

                        I won’t knock on your boiler tonight unless I get really lonely:)
                        *closing song*
                        A long, long time ago…
                        I can still remember
                        How that music used to make me smile.

                  • Admiral Apparent says:

                    The details are too painful to recount. A long, long time ago one of the regulars on this blog made a habit of making rude, thoughtless remarks in the name of “humor”. One of these remarks was extremely offensive to someone I care for deeply. Once the offense was pointed out to this dimwit, we hoped for an apology and the remarks to stop. Then, a remark was made that pushed me over the top, and I let this person have it.

                    • Dragonwriter says:

                      But, as you said, it was a long, long time ago. Things are better now.

                      *hug!*

                    • Brewski says:

                      That must have been one doozy of a comment. I’ve almost never seen you lose your temper.
                      Speaking of “old times”, I was just perusing some of the old fails. I saw so many names, and thought, “gee, wonder whatever happened to him/her?” A lot of fun and creative people that likely found other more pressing interests and responsibilities.

                      • Dragonwriter says:

                        That happens a lot. Not everyone has our staying power!

                        *squeeze*

                        • Brewski says:

                          I hope I can stay around, but then again I don’t know. A crappy employer has caused me to have a severely bad attitude (something very foreign to me, I’ve always been a go-getter). I hope to regain that joy again someday soon…but it would likely mean curtailing a new joy I discovered recently. :(
                          But, you guys are awesome so it’ll take a hell of a lot to keep me away. ;)
                          Good night Dragon, Goodnight Admiral.
                          And fluffy too, if you’re still there!!
                          *squeeze*

                        • Admiral Apparent says:

                          Goodnight Brewski. I hope things take a turn for the better for you. Do what you have to do.

                          *squeeze!*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          G’night, Brewski. Here’s to finding joy, eh?

                          *clinks glasses with friends*
                          *squeezes*

                        • Admiral Apparent says:

                          *clinks*

                        • fluffy says:

                          Nite Brewski! Don’t stay up all night answering the 800 phone number!

                      • Admiral Apparent says:

                        The blog consumes a lot more time to maintain a sense of connectedness than it used to.

                        • Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. says:

                          So the community of the blog, it has changed and evolved?
                          How was it different before? I have heard of the burn of the day and such, but what else?
                          *sits patiently (reminiscent of fight club hopefuls)*

                        • It didn’t used to have 600+ comments/fail and a LOT of fine people have gone by-the-by. Very few of us have lasted a year. Not to leave anyone out (and I probably will) myself, dragon, avis and the admiral have been around a year. I’m not sure of the emp and there a few more, but the turnover is high.

  32. jedibob5 says:

    Double Fail, it’s in a no parking zone!

  33. c0mp_L33t_Fale_you're says:

    Easy!
    It’s for arresting Basketball Players and Circus Clowns on Stilts!

    • c0mp_L33t_Fale_you're says:

      …and High Profile Fat Cats, Politicians, and Celebrities. You can’t see that the Curb Side of the Limo has No markings. They don’t even resist!

  34. jeebers says:

    “Would you like some champagne?”
    “Oh why yes officer a flute of champagne is always splendid on the way to jail and a bit of caviar too please”

  35. ThaBlob says:

    Deluxe police win.

  36. jose'noway says:

    the local police had a car similar to this one where i grew up. on the back it read…”like my car? i stole it from a drug dealer.”

  37. Nic says:

    How is this not an ultimate win?

  38. Toothpaste was invented in Arkansas. Any place else and it would have been called “teethpaste”.

  39. Hawk says:

    It’s a police car for bankers.

  40. burntearth says:

    If you look closely it says pipes and drums…methinks it’s a parade vehicle/funeral escort.

  41. gimpykat says:

    That’s a WIN in my book!

  42. Joya says:

    Can someone please tell me how long, on average, it takes FB to moderate a comment? Having !magination isn´t a bad content, so why the unnecessary censoring?

    *shakes fist*
    *is waiting @ss off*

  43. Brewski says:

    It depends. I suspect they’re off duty right now. Can take anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours. Best to repost, changing the spelling of the evil “1mage” word.
    I’m not sure, but I’ve speculated that it is to avoid embedded HTML i-mage tags, but I could be completely wrong.

  44. Amanda says:

    They gave Paris her very own cop car! How nice!

  45. Kyle says:

    I don’t see what the problem with this picture is. It’s probably for transportation of VIPs, not all vehicles labeled “Police” are for criminal apprehension. I say the fail is on the part of the submitter.

  46. Colin says:

    HOLY CRAP!! I actually saw this monstrosity! It was right outside my office. Thank you so much for posting it.

  47. Anubis333 says:

    Thats a party patrol wagon if i’ve ever seen one!

  48. Sarah says:

    This is more of a WIN!

  49. mwgannot says:

    just throwing this out there…my dick is 11 inches long…yep 11 inches…and im skilled with it to…HIPPAA!

  50. coyote says:

    Do you people mean to tell me that all of your police cruisers don’t look look this?

  51. Andrew says:

    For when drug barons marry

  52. mrsfinn says:

    the only fail that I can see- is that whoever photoshopped it forgot to edit the rear wheel properly- there’s wording going right over it…

  53. packman says:

    And thats how a black man gets to prom

  54. Rockford says:

    thats not a fail -_- isn’t it for the chief of police or sumit. a whale trying to hump a fishing boat now that would be a fail.

  55. Julian says:

    It may well be a vehicle that was confiscated as the proceeds of crime.

  56. Nallen says:

    I actually saw one of these in Nottingham… That actually looks like Nottingham itself :P

  57. mwgannot says:

    my dick is 11 inches long…HIPPAA! did you know if your dicks long enough you can stick it up ur own ass???

  58. happybird says:

    win.

  59. Queso says:

    This is how to fight crime- Hollywood style! xD

  60. big rick says:

    photoshop win

  61. Blahblahblargh says:

    NOW I WANT TO BE POLICEMAN!

  62. Annie says:

    That is definatly a win. I don’t understand how it’s a fail.

  63. celloman says:

    I’m pretty sure that those are $20 Wal-Mart hubcaps =P

  64. JayCee says:

    It’s funny…it’s not photoshopped….I have seen this vehicle. it belongs to a police Pipe and Drum corps. from New York…they manage to get most of the band in that car…..the “pipes and drums” sticker on the back is the giveaway…

  65. Bryan says:

    I saw this car in DC! I have a picture of it on my phone!

  66. Magda says:

    How’s that a fail?! That’s so a win! I would wanna be arrested in one of those things!

  67. minni says:

    that is stupid its not even funny

  68. Wilhelmina says:

    Awesome!…but FAIL

  69. The Failer says:

    Thats For The Commishioner

  70. justathought says:

    lol that’s pimp

  71. Daniel says:

    Win. It must really feel good to be a gangsta.

  72. Matt says:

    Ive actuall seen this on the 4th of July in Brookfield, CT lol

  73. ScienceISGod says:

    Its police work IN Style!

  74. Casey says:

    Because crime sometimes pays.

  75. Nameless says:

    That’s not a fail! That’s a TOTAL WIN! pimpinest cop car ever!


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