I laughed until I looked at the emergency lights and realized that they were Computer generated. Makes me think it IS fake. Still made for a good laugh, though.
I think the most intoxicated I have ever been was when I was in Dubrovnik, many years ago, and I was introduced to this stuff. That whole night is kind of a blur…
Looks like it could be a themed limo, for those that want to pretend to be carried away to prison after marriage. Who knows maybe its what delivers strippers to bachelor parties.
Typical drunkard. Can’t even read what we say so he decides to troll before vomiting on his keyboard.
(2)
Typical failure at life. Can’t reach it, must beat it. And then have an emotional outbreak.
(3)
Typical idiot. Thinks keyboard buttons are shiny.
(4)
Typical troll. Deliberately acting stupid while cursing, flaming and spamming just because he needs to fill in his masochistic needs in return.
(5)
Typical douchebag. Too cool for this site. With the grin of an ape.
(6)
Typical alt account. Thinks we won’t find out who he really is on this site, so just likes to mess around. Kind of like (4), but also a coward for not showing his real account.
Phew, as a woman I got lucky.
So, now you can go and tell everybody that the world is a disc and the Sun revolves around the Earth. People need to know the truth and now they´ll really believe in what you say!
The back door clearly says ‘Pipes and Drums’. Many police departments have a Pipes and Drums section which provide music at funerals, weddings and other special occasions. A limo is hardly a ‘fail’. Does anybody actually screen these?
My guess it was a drug arrest seizure. Police depts sometimes get to keep the dealer’s vehicles. In our city, the police have a couple of Pickups & SUV’s that were decked out with lights & decals.
So this guy with no arms sees an ad in the paper that the local church needs a bellringer. He needs a job so he goes to apply.
He gets to the church and kicks the door until the minister comes out and the no-arm guy says he’s here to see about the bellringer job.
The ministers remarks that he doesn’t see how the man could do it without any arms, but the man says if they’d go up to the bells he’d demonstrate. So up they go.
Once at the top the guy with no arms backs up and runs full speed, smashing his head into the bell, which goes “Bong”. He does this a few more times and gets really dizzy. Finally, he runs at the bell but, being dizzy, misses and falls to his death out of the belfry. He lands right at the feet of a couple guys who were walking by and one asks the other, “Do you know that guy?” The other replies, no.
The very next day another guy without any arms shows up at the church, kicks the door and the minister comes out. Once again the man explains he’s here to see about the bellringer job and once again the minister remarks that he doesn’t think the man can do the job without any arms.
Sure enough the second no-arms guy wants to go up to demonstrate and, sure enough he too runs into the bell, banging it with his head and making it go “Bong”.
The new guy also gets dizzy and also falls out of the belfry, landing at the feet of the same two guys. The first one asks his friend “Do you recognize this one?” The other one says “No, but he sure is a dead ringer for that guy yesterday.”
I’m gonna write you a sonnet but I don’t know where to start
I’m so used to laughing at the things in my heart
Last of all I’m sorry ’cause you never asked for this
I can see I’m not your type and my shot will always miss
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you
♫ You consider me the young apprentice,
Caught between a Scylla and Charybdis,
Hypnotized by you if I should linger,
Staring at the ring around your finger,
I have only come here seeking knowledge,
Things they would not teach me of in college,
I can see the destiny you sold,
Turned into a shining band of gold,
I’ll be wrapped around your finger♪
♪ I’ll send an S O S to the world ♪
♪ I’ll send an S O S to the world ♪
♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
♪ Message in a bottle… Yea ♪
♪ Message in a bottle… Yea ♪
If you randomly take a picture of any city block in the USA, there will be at least one Starbucks in the frame. Unless it is a picture from Seattle. Then there will be two or more.
But I have to agree with you Dragon, the Starbucks should be on the right, not the left! Very clever trickery!
*good evening squeeze*
that “car” makes sense if before making an arrest they pop out of there with an afro and disco boots and say : “STOP..you have the right to be…..Funky!” with a funky fresh sound on the background XD
I won’t knock on your boiler tonight unless I get really lonely:)
*closing song*
A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
The details are too painful to recount. A long, long time ago one of the regulars on this blog made a habit of making rude, thoughtless remarks in the name of “humor”. One of these remarks was extremely offensive to someone I care for deeply. Once the offense was pointed out to this dimwit, we hoped for an apology and the remarks to stop. Then, a remark was made that pushed me over the top, and I let this person have it.
That must have been one doozy of a comment. I’ve almost never seen you lose your temper.
Speaking of “old times”, I was just perusing some of the old fails. I saw so many names, and thought, “gee, wonder whatever happened to him/her?” A lot of fun and creative people that likely found other more pressing interests and responsibilities.
I hope I can stay around, but then again I don’t know. A crappy employer has caused me to have a severely bad attitude (something very foreign to me, I’ve always been a go-getter). I hope to regain that joy again someday soon…but it would likely mean curtailing a new joy I discovered recently.
But, you guys are awesome so it’ll take a hell of a lot to keep me away.
Good night Dragon, Goodnight Admiral.
And fluffy too, if you’re still there!!
*squeeze*
So the community of the blog, it has changed and evolved?
How was it different before? I have heard of the burn of the day and such, but what else?
*sits patiently (reminiscent of fight club hopefuls)*
It didn’t used to have 600+ comments/fail and a LOT of fine people have gone by-the-by. Very few of us have lasted a year. Not to leave anyone out (and I probably will) myself, dragon, avis and the admiral have been around a year. I’m not sure of the emp and there a few more, but the turnover is high.
Can someone please tell me how long, on average, it takes FB to moderate a comment? Having !magination isn´t a bad content, so why the unnecessary censoring?
It depends. I suspect they’re off duty right now. Can take anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours. Best to repost, changing the spelling of the evil “1mage” word.
I’m not sure, but I’ve speculated that it is to avoid embedded HTML i-mage tags, but I could be completely wrong.
I got moderated in the Manhole fail, and now my comment has gone completely.
(I was trying to point out similarity between 2008/07/23/slide-fail and 2008/12/23/elephant-slide-fail)
I don’t see what the problem with this picture is. It’s probably for transportation of VIPs, not all vehicles labeled “Police” are for criminal apprehension. I say the fail is on the part of the submitter.
It’s funny…it’s not photoshopped….I have seen this vehicle. it belongs to a police Pipe and Drum corps. from New York…they manage to get most of the band in that car…..the “pipes and drums” sticker on the back is the giveaway…
For the white-collar criminals.
There’s a bed in the back…for a crime of passion.
That’s how they arrest Miss Demeanor.
No, that’s strictly for the hardened criminals.
protecting and serving in style….
It’s definitely a win!
I agree, this is win.
then how would it do in hot pursuit?
It wouldn’t need to pursue, it could just block the f*** out of whoever wanted to go past it.
I 3rd that opinion; Total win!
this is what paris hilton rode on her way to jail.
You mean the limo or the driver?
The gear stick?
Both.
yes
This was taken in DC at 6 and C street SW
Google Maps Streetview
There are criminals still at large.
Small time crooks get the paddywagon.
Even those that haven’t been caught can’t escape the long arm of the law.
I didn’t think this is what they meant when they said police resources were stretched.
oh, we’re stretched to our limits, any more and we’d have no where to turn.
Smooth criminals…
They had a close shave or two.
Of the third kind.
As reported by the fourth estate.
I think this is a case for the five-o.
They’ll deep-six those crooks.
Book ‘em Danno, for all seven deadly sins.
Those crooks are behind the eight ball.
Did I catch a niner in there?
Thats a ten-ten on the situaion
ELEVENTEEN!!!!!!111!! OH YEAH!!!111!! PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our twelve weapons are…
Suprise, fear, ………………………..ruthless efficiency, oh and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope…..
our thirteen weapons are
How else are you going to take the four teen criminals to the prom?
There actually would have been 5 but the fifth teen was ill
*blows out sixteen candles*
dude theres like 17 of these
10 years behind bars.
GAH! you broke it
does the mobile require a smooth operator?
It was obviously ‘photoshoped’ look at the back wheen where the small line like writing decals are… they go over a void >_> (someone was slopy)
Hey, I know those guys. It’s the CT State Police Pipes & Drums – in Washington for the NLEOM. The Few, the Loud!
Yeah, i dont think that is an actual police car. Idiot Jeff S.
Yeah, i dont think that is an actual comment. Idiot MRBHV.
Yeah, i dont think that is an actual reply. R!
WhoooOah. It may just be the sugar high I’m on right now, but I just had major déjà vu!
Again?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
And stop calling me Shirely.
Looks like i took the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Wow! It’s like having déjà vu all over again!
slightly more annoying than Daves karibou as well
so what? looks like a police car? get off the drugs man!
It is an actual “police car”….it’s a funeral/parade vehicle for their Pipes and Drums team. Says it right on the side duh
Bagpipes, FTW!
I laughed until I looked at the emergency lights and realized that they were Computer generated. Makes me think it IS fake. Still made for a good laugh, though.
Interesting vehicle, but I don’t know that it fails. It’s different. Definitely holds more criminals per ride.
it would require more policemen on it to contain any possible rebellion
It could also hold more donuts than even a whole police corps could eat in a few minutes!
The hardest bit was finding a big fluffy tophat in white and blue checkers.
Not that hard. I wear that all the time.
where did you get the hat? i want one sooo much.
Hehe, I think fluff read that as “to phat” O.O
I read that as Big-Fluffy’s top hat.
Nope. Furry. I shoulda said ‘furry tophat’
Err…oops, it’s still rude.
The vice of Vice…too much bling…
Just advice to anybody, it’ll be alright.
I’m gonna need a viceor in this sunshine today.
Then we’ll need to take the car in to be serviced.
Just be careful, don’t let that novice of a mechanic *squeeze* you for repairs that are not needed.
*agrees* He’s got the devices and’ll try to use ‘em.
…and vice versa.
Veni Vedi Vici
Sound advice.
I wonder if they light up a Viceroy afterwards?
They say Elvice is still alive.
what’s a viceroy?
A monarch representer.
He’s orange and black and you can’t have him in restaurants, bars or within twenty feet of any public entrance.
And he migrates to Mexico in the winter.
It will need experienced mechanics…no novices should touch that.
Need to work on my improv; ice cold slow I am.
Here…have some slivovice. That should warm you up.
Wow! This police vehicle has everything. What a plum assignment.
*smooch!*
*hic!!!*
I think the most intoxicated I have ever been was when I was in Dubrovnik, many years ago, and I was introduced to this stuff. That whole night is kind of a blur…
*retrieves recipe for Ariadne’s Boudoir*
45 ml STAROREZNA – Prava Slivovice
15 ml ANTICA – Raspberry Sambuca
10 ml MONIN – Rose
2 dash(es) DR PEYCHAUDS – Bitters
Might lead to an accidental vicectomy.
Or an eviceration.
Oh, just improvice.
Maybe we should leave them to their devices.
no, just pass the chives
A crevice in the pun run? Oh what can we do?
I’m sure we’ll get some coppice growth.
I’ll try anything once. Twice, if it’s vice.
*POUNCE!* Thrice, if it’s nice.
hahahaha
that wasnt supposed to be sarcastic, its just that every time i check lolcats, a new fail comes up. CURSE THIS PLANET! I WILL NEVER BE FIRST!!!
I’m sure being first will make your life so much better!
It totally will! I heard money falls from the sky, if you get FIRST. Keep trying, Kiddo!
yep, I got first once on graphjam and two days later there was €5000 in my bank account.
Same
I hate it when they remove most of my cash.
wow…. sky money…
*transpose homer simpson’s “hmm doughnuts” to sky money*
^.^
At least Homer Simpson is funny.
lol!!! i <3 the simpsons!!!!
What is the fail in this picture?!
That car is in the right turning lane, but the right turning signal isn’t on.
*snork*
just your tax dollars being wasted on bling..
That is most certainly a Police Cruiser WIN.
Here’s your speeding ticket and. . .pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
lolz.
Krafty, Marius! Sounds like their approach is a touch caviarlier.
it must me a car that inmates can rent…..for cigarettes
lol
Well, the car was probably confiscated under RICO statutes.
Sweet ride for the Chief of Police when it is not being used by DARE.
Probably holds a dozen former denizens of the red light district anxious to prove they are rehabilitated or something.
emphasis on the “or something”.
Looks like it could be a themed limo, for those that want to pretend to be carried away to prison after marriage. Who knows maybe its what delivers strippers to bachelor parties.
*grabs pen*
Ok, who do I call for the policeman strippers?
1-800-BREWSKI
Dragon-grog is extra.
So is crime-scene design duct tape.
Um…we’re all out. No more left.
*hides crime-scene duct tape for later*
Ooooh! I mean…yes, we’re all out.
*grabs remaining store of body-outlining chalk*
Move along.. nothing to see here… move along…
I can’t resist playing with that siren.
I saw that! :p
*cuffs fluffy*
*watches Naked Gun on TV*
…Fincuffs?
Fluffy cufflinks?
I had a pair o- wait, nevermind.
Fluffy cuffs make you think of nirvana? Nice.
That’s what she said
Excuse me? If she’s gay, then yes.
i heard dragon-grog makes you pee blood…acidic blood
Come and stay in the Hoiday Inn!
Hahaha! Memory win, Aja. Oh, and thanks for the recent addition to the board
Woo – someone noticed.
All you guys suck
Nice name choice, genius.
And apparently the guys suck but the women do not.
That sucks!
(1)
Typical drunkard. Can’t even read what we say so he decides to troll before vomiting on his keyboard.
(2)
Typical failure at life. Can’t reach it, must beat it. And then have an emotional outbreak.
(3)
Typical idiot. Thinks keyboard buttons are shiny.
(4)
Typical troll. Deliberately acting stupid while cursing, flaming and spamming just because he needs to fill in his masochistic needs in return.
(5)
Typical douchebag. Too cool for this site. With the grin of an ape.
(6)
Typical alt account. Thinks we won’t find out who he really is on this site, so just likes to mess around. Kind of like (4), but also a coward for not showing his real account.
the wording of this actually made it worth reading. i lol’d at least
Phew, as a woman I got lucky.
So, now you can go and tell everybody that the world is a disc and the Sun revolves around the Earth. People need to know the truth and now they´ll really believe in what you say!
your name has *male prostitute* all over it! {wanna cum over?}
not a fail?
It’s a BMW Win!
*growls*
*munches*
big mexican woman?
Buy more waffles?
Be more wasteful?
Baby munchers win?
Banal motif wearisome.
Be My Weatherman.
Banana muffin, woman?
Bravo! Muffin works!
Baking: mostly wonderful!
Barking Mad Woohoo!!
Broke my weiner!
(careful, there!)
Big man woes…
Brandy Mixed With……
Boisterous, minxy women! (two of, apparently!)
Brick made wedgies!
Bring more wine!
Behold moist whimsy! *sips*
Where is a BMW? All I see is a 1987 Lincoln.
… a hot rod lincoln?
The long arm of the law in full stretch.
Interesting, that is.
I think it’s a Sting ♫
Da doo doo doo, da da da da…
Roxanne!
Polimo…sounds stupid.
Looks like the managed to polymerize police cars.
It holds the entire chain of command.
For first class criminals only.
The back door clearly says ‘Pipes and Drums’. Many police departments have a Pipes and Drums section which provide music at funerals, weddings and other special occasions. A limo is hardly a ‘fail’. Does anybody actually screen these?
*nods* Ya, I too heard dat dey smoke da pipe and roll da drum, mun ~ nutting like reggae art a wedding hey, mun.
The comments? No one screens them, unfortunately.
Hee! Why do the slow ones hang around?
Well, to be fair, he’s a bit slow.
It’s ronic that sloth was the first vice to post.
Aye, “i”! ^
Nooooo…he’s a sloth, not an aye-aye!
I love hanging around with my favorite nocturnal primate.
I’m thinking we can recreate a few of the other deadly sins while we’re at it…
…simultaneously.
*is reminded of the cake conversation from yesterday*
Fashion Police
Fail? No way! That’s a WIN! Police are probably re-purposing a vehicle they siezed.
My guess it was a drug arrest seizure. Police depts sometimes get to keep the dealer’s vehicles. In our city, the police have a couple of Pickups & SUV’s that were decked out with lights & decals.
A WIN, definitely
Thats total WIN not a fail
WIN, WIN!
That looks like a draw to me.
naw, it wouldn’t do well in hot pursuit.
Not exactly a win-win situation then.
Is this a hearse?
Even the dead need arrest.
It was a cardiac arrest?
I see the riot squad has arrived.
*squeeze*
You’re a laugh riot.
*squeeze*
I see you’re liking this comment thread.
You guys are such troopers!
*super-squeeze*
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Pardon me, but did you just say meow?
Arrest in peace?
Whoever thought this up must suffer from arrested development.
(note: not referring to AA, referring to inventor of police hearse/limo) ^^^
I arrest my case!
*passes over handcuffs*
Psst… K.. just for you.. clickie.
blocked
darned employers!
k, well.. I think I sent you a message on my space.
I am kat the monkey puncher on there- it alludes to an actual incident that I am not proud of- and everyone likes to take the mickey about it!
I once got jumped by a troup of langour monkies for a banana I was eating. I had zero chance. It hurt.
they are alot pointier than you think they are….very true
These detectives leave no stone unturned.
(Okay, I’m sitting on my hands for awhile.)
I can think of a better use for them.
My hands will be all yours tonight.
Must be one of those rare homicide victims that does talk to the police.
Yeah, she told them who done it, but they still have the wrong person in custody. To be fair, he is a dead ringer for the guy they’re looking for.
I’m glad she did, hindering police investigations is a grave offence. Too often they find dead ends.
A ghostly informant can’t make me swat away my rational suspicions.
But is important to uphold the spirit of the law, ifnotthe literal word of the law.
As big as that car is, there’s not enough spaces formy sentence. *sigh*
GAH!
*storms off*
Easy there, big fella! Did you like my joke? (below)
Your space bar is made of formica?
Hmmm…I thought that not being spacey was a GOOD thing, but that Moomin is always pushing the envelope…
Space…the final frontier.
Uh oh, did the Moomin just turn off the solar wind?
The Moomin broke wind?
*Spaces out*
Come on, he’s not that bad. I mean, sure, his latest stuff like 21 and Superman Returns weren’t that great, but all in all he’s an alright actor.
Are you talking about Moomin Spacey? He’s a fine character actor.
Amoomican Beauty.
Moomin in the garden of good and evil.
The Usual Moomins
Supermoomin returns
M-PAX *gets starry-eyed*
The Shmoomin News
the Moomin Cometh…(does he know about that?)
Moomingarry Moomin Ross
See no moomin, hear no moomin
Moomin Confidential
workingmoomin- it was one of his first!
Moomin’s from Space.
I guess he’s Gonzo it doesn’t matter anymore.
So this guy with no arms sees an ad in the paper that the local church needs a bellringer. He needs a job so he goes to apply.
He gets to the church and kicks the door until the minister comes out and the no-arm guy says he’s here to see about the bellringer job.
The ministers remarks that he doesn’t see how the man could do it without any arms, but the man says if they’d go up to the bells he’d demonstrate. So up they go.
Once at the top the guy with no arms backs up and runs full speed, smashing his head into the bell, which goes “Bong”. He does this a few more times and gets really dizzy. Finally, he runs at the bell but, being dizzy, misses and falls to his death out of the belfry. He lands right at the feet of a couple guys who were walking by and one asks the other, “Do you know that guy?” The other replies, no.
The very next day another guy without any arms shows up at the church, kicks the door and the minister comes out. Once again the man explains he’s here to see about the bellringer job and once again the minister remarks that he doesn’t think the man can do the job without any arms.
Sure enough the second no-arms guy wants to go up to demonstrate and, sure enough he too runs into the bell, banging it with his head and making it go “Bong”.
The new guy also gets dizzy and also falls out of the belfry, landing at the feet of the same two guys. The first one asks his friend “Do you recognize this one?” The other one says “No, but he sure is a dead ringer for that guy yesterday.”
You didn’t include the part about the minister saying that the first guy’s “face sure does ring a bell” lol
I thought Sting & the Police broke up…OH CRAP! Am I in 1984? *panics*
Did you miss the reunion tour?
Are you suggesting that this beast of a car is from the 2007 tour?
You don’t have to put on the red and blue light.
Murder by numbers?
This car’s too big without you.
♪ Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on ♫
I’m gonna write you a sonnet but I don’t know where to start
I’m so used to laughing at the things in my heart
Last of all I’m sorry ’cause you never asked for this
I can see I’m not your type and my shot will always miss
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you
I’ll sell my house, and my motor too.
All I want is to be next to you.
♪ Oh, can’t you see ♪
♪ You belong to me? ♪
♪ Every breath you take, with every move you make.♪
♪Every bond you break, every step you take♪
♪I’ll be watching you.♪
♪ Don’t stand, don’t stand so ♪
♪ Don’t stand so close to me ♪
But,
♪Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic. Every thing she does turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic.♪
♪If you love somebody
If you love someone
If you love somebody
If you love someone, set them free
Set them free
Set them free
Set them free ♫
Just kidding *squeeze*
♫ You consider me the young apprentice,
Caught between a Scylla and Charybdis,
Hypnotized by you if I should linger,
Staring at the ring around your finger,
I have only come here seeking knowledge,
Things they would not teach me of in college,
I can see the destiny you sold,
Turned into a shining band of gold,
I’ll be wrapped around your finger♪
*squeeze*
But Roxanne is far away. She´s walking on the Moon.
I’m on sunshine baby oh
I’m on sunshine baby oh
I’m walking on sunshine wooah
♪ I’ll send an S O S to the world ♪
♪ I’ll send an S O S to the world ♪
♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
♪ I hope that someone gets my ♪
♪ Message in a bottle… Yea ♪
♪ Message in a bottle… Yea ♪
I’m a three line whip
I’m the sort of thing they ban
I’m a walking disaster
I’m a demolition man
Demolition man…
when I think about you
I. …
In what way is this a fail?
Can’t you see it?? The bumper of the car is at least a foot over the line!
Do you have any idea how long it takes one of those things to stop?
It’s a total brake fail!
It’s a police car parked in front of a ‘no parking’ sign.
The car is only stationary as it is a photo.
*squeeze*
pbbbtttt! Where is your evidence?
*squeeze and sniff*
Would you accept photographic evidence?
*squeeze and listen*
*listening*
Nope, can’t hear the engine.
*listens for an engineer*
*sends over engineer with hearing aids*
There is no cure for hearing Aids.
what about saying it?
hxxp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4505158
Pfft…that’s a WIN, not a fail.
Thank you for discussing the fail. I think you exhausted the topic. Now, back to idle chatter.
No, I want to discuss the fail!! What model limo is that?? What police department is it from? And most importantly, is it PHOTOSHOPED?!!
OMG – I see the pixels!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!!!
Exactly! I mean, the police weren’t really staying at the Holiday Inn! It was obviously the Ramada! I mean, look at the pixelz!!!1!!
And that is NOT a Starbucks right next door…the sign does not at all line up with the rest of the building. Just look at the shadows!!1!
If you randomly take a picture of any city block in the USA, there will be at least one Starbucks in the frame. Unless it is a picture from Seattle. Then there will be two or more.
But I have to agree with you Dragon, the Starbucks should be on the right, not the left! Very clever trickery!
*good evening squeeze*
I live there and everyone knows that Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts.
Well back in 1917 it DID sell donuts. What do they teach you in school anyway???
It’s not funny at all… -_-”
that “car” makes sense if before making an arrest they pop out of there with an afro and disco boots and say : “STOP..you have the right to be…..Funky!” with a funky fresh sound on the background XD
I can imagine Snoop Dogg coming out of it just fine.
its most likey for the police chief which works part time as pimp
I say that’s a win.
i agree.
I agree that you agree.
Everyone seems pretty agreeable today.
I concur.
I OBJECT!!!!!
I object to your objection.
I realize this is a bit subjective, but I don’t think you’re being very objective.
Don’t you objectify me!
So much for everyone being agreeable.
If it’s not unobjectionable, I’d like to subject your thoughts to closer examination.
I dunno…your objectivity is a subject for some discussion…
My objectivity went out the window when the teacher of this subject entered the conversation.
That is the sort of object (im)permanence I can handle!
Can we agree to disagree?
Agreed!
Decreed!
more like taxpayer $ fail
ITS PHOTO SHOPPED YOU MORONS
*ticks this one off on the clipboard*
Whew! I was getting concerned there for a moment!
How on earth do you *squeeze* in the time to make sure all the appropriate comments are made?
*squeezity-squeeze!*
I’m just talented that way.
You’re a dragon of many talons.
And big, pointy teeth!
Not to mention quite the powerful *FOOM*
Seeing that word on this site still makes me *shudder*.
One of the few times that I’ve felt genuine rage.
*hug!!*
Sorry to intrude, but… dare I ask…
Goodnight, don’t let the shutterbugs bite.
Calling it a night, jenny? Sweet dreams!!
I’m about to call it a night myself.
*squeeze*
I won’t knock on your boiler tonight unless I get really lonely:)
*closing song*
A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
The details are too painful to recount. A long, long time ago one of the regulars on this blog made a habit of making rude, thoughtless remarks in the name of “humor”. One of these remarks was extremely offensive to someone I care for deeply. Once the offense was pointed out to this dimwit, we hoped for an apology and the remarks to stop. Then, a remark was made that pushed me over the top, and I let this person have it.
But, as you said, it was a long, long time ago. Things are better now.
*hug!*
That must have been one doozy of a comment. I’ve almost never seen you lose your temper.
Speaking of “old times”, I was just perusing some of the old fails. I saw so many names, and thought, “gee, wonder whatever happened to him/her?” A lot of fun and creative people that likely found other more pressing interests and responsibilities.
That happens a lot. Not everyone has our staying power!
*squeeze*
I hope I can stay around, but then again I don’t know. A crappy employer has caused me to have a severely bad attitude (something very foreign to me, I’ve always been a go-getter). I hope to regain that joy again someday soon…but it would likely mean curtailing a new joy I discovered recently.

But, you guys are awesome so it’ll take a hell of a lot to keep me away.
Good night Dragon, Goodnight Admiral.
And fluffy too, if you’re still there!!
*squeeze*
Goodnight Brewski. I hope things take a turn for the better for you. Do what you have to do.
*squeeze!*
G’night, Brewski. Here’s to finding joy, eh?
*clinks glasses with friends*
*squeezes*
*clinks*
Nite Brewski! Don’t stay up all night answering the 800 phone number!
The blog consumes a lot more time to maintain a sense of connectedness than it used to.
So the community of the blog, it has changed and evolved?
How was it different before? I have heard of the burn of the day and such, but what else?
*sits patiently (reminiscent of fight club hopefuls)*
It didn’t used to have 600+ comments/fail and a LOT of fine people have gone by-the-by. Very few of us have lasted a year. Not to leave anyone out (and I probably will) myself, dragon, avis and the admiral have been around a year. I’m not sure of the emp and there a few more, but the turnover is high.
Double Fail, it’s in a no parking zone!
Easy!
It’s for arresting Basketball Players and Circus Clowns on Stilts!
…and High Profile Fat Cats, Politicians, and Celebrities. You can’t see that the Curb Side of the Limo has No markings. They don’t even resist!
“Would you like some champagne?”
“Oh why yes officer a flute of champagne is always splendid on the way to jail and a bit of caviar too please”
Deluxe police win.
the local police had a car similar to this one where i grew up. on the back it read…”like my car? i stole it from a drug dealer.”
that is a win!
How is this not an ultimate win?
Coz the pic sez “FAIL”.
If it were an ultimate win it would say “ULTIMATE WIN”.
Toothpaste was invented in Arkansas. Any place else and it would have been called “teethpaste”.
*Snork*
And the random award goes to…
It’s a police car for bankers.
If you look closely it says pipes and drums…methinks it’s a parade vehicle/funeral escort.
That’s a WIN in my book!
Can someone please tell me how long, on average, it takes FB to moderate a comment? Having !magination isn´t a bad content, so why the unnecessary censoring?
*shakes fist*
*is waiting @ss off*
*forgot the smiley*
Answer to your question below VVV
It depends. I suspect they’re off duty right now. Can take anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours. Best to repost, changing the spelling of the evil “1mage” word.
I’m not sure, but I’ve speculated that it is to avoid embedded HTML i-mage tags, but I could be completely wrong.
Gaaaah! Nesting fail!
OK, back to FAILBlog 101…
*puts nice, pointy cap on Brewski’s head*
Posted about three hours ago…
But thanks anyway.
I got moderated in the Manhole fail, and now my comment has gone completely.
(I was trying to point out similarity between 2008/07/23/slide-fail and 2008/12/23/elephant-slide-fail)
They gave Paris her very own cop car! How nice!
I don’t see what the problem with this picture is. It’s probably for transportation of VIPs, not all vehicles labeled “Police” are for criminal apprehension. I say the fail is on the part of the submitter.
The problem isn’t with the picture.
The cruiser, whatever, way to be literal.
HOLY CRAP!! I actually saw this monstrosity! It was right outside my office. Thank you so much for posting it.
Thats a party patrol wagon if i’ve ever seen one!
This is more of a WIN!
just throwing this out there…my dick is 11 inches long…yep 11 inches…and im skilled with it to…HIPPAA!
please don’t tell me that you make your mother clean your hand towel. …
Do you people mean to tell me that all of your police cruisers don’t look look this?
It’s this recession. They’ve had to make a few cutbacks on their spending. Next to go: caviar for the prisoners.
Now that you mention it they have gone to off vintage years for the beverages.
Good Lord, before you know it they will be reduced to tin stars!
My God man, have you checked the price of tin on the commodities market lately?
I guess they’ll have to make do with aluminum.
They’ll be reduced to brown bagmen for lunch.
that was frightning
For when drug barons marry
the only fail that I can see- is that whoever photoshopped it forgot to edit the rear wheel properly- there’s wording going right over it…
And thats how a black man gets to prom
That’s not very nice.
thats not a fail -_- isn’t it for the chief of police or sumit. a whale trying to hump a fishing boat now that would be a fail.
It may well be a vehicle that was confiscated as the proceeds of crime.
I actually saw one of these in Nottingham… That actually looks like Nottingham itself
my dick is 11 inches long…HIPPAA! did you know if your dicks long enough you can stick it up ur own ass???
win.
This is how to fight crime- Hollywood style! xD
photoshop win
NOW I WANT TO BE POLICEMAN!
That is definatly a win. I don’t understand how it’s a fail.
I’m pretty sure that those are $20 Wal-Mart hubcaps =P
It’s funny…it’s not photoshopped….I have seen this vehicle. it belongs to a police Pipe and Drum corps. from New York…they manage to get most of the band in that car…..the “pipes and drums” sticker on the back is the giveaway…
I saw this car in DC! I have a picture of it on my phone!
How’s that a fail?! That’s so a win! I would wanna be arrested in one of those things!
Its roomier than Police Cars!
that is stupid its not even funny
Awesome!…but FAIL
Thats For The Commishioner
lol that’s pimp
The SHERRIFS in Town now! XD
Win. It must really feel good to be a gangsta.
Ive actuall seen this on the 4th of July in Brookfield, CT lol
Its police work IN Style!
Because crime sometimes pays.
WIN!
That’s not a fail! That’s a TOTAL WIN! pimpinest cop car ever!