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They misspelled alcohol.
The dam ‘a’ and ‘s’ are to close on the keyboard.
It’s an ‘l’ of a mistake to make though.
What will ‘B’ will be
I can ‘C’ how someone could make this mistake.
I bet the scohol was ‘P’d off when they found out.
Y’ would you think so? It’s a good example of why you need to stay in school.
In my experience, the kids ‘Z’ off ‘N’ their lessons anyway.
That’s why they are ‘F’-ed up.
‘G’! Lighten up, some of them take notes.
)
(Then leave them in the car overnight to freeze in the footwell
*squeeze*
That’s why most are ‘J’-did.
**big Friday squeeze**
‘V’ should get off an do some work.
***waves ‘b’ bye***
‘W’ ‘T’ ‘F’
‘K you are right on this
‘O’? I don’t hear that to often.
‘R’ you kidding?
He ‘S’ to just suck it up normally.
Are you trying to be ‘Q’-tit?
a bit like my ‘X’ then!
anyone for T’?
Everyone knows ‘D’ woman is always right. :p
I guess ‘U’ are right.
E’ it’s true.
‘O’ really?
You people should act your ‘H’…
Fine, I am going to smoke a ‘J’.
‘M’mmm… ‘J’. *Drools*
OK thats it I am going to ‘L’
Anyone up for some ‘π‘?
‘A’! Come back here, lemme see you hellpass!
Look at my ‘Ω’ watch a really must be geeting back.
I’m totally ‘M’pressed by this thread!
p.s. (eek, another one) Alph(a)bet this is one of the best threads ev’R'! (yow! can she quit? …Tune in next week …)
‘O’ My god, are you ‘O”K’
*hic
sorry, it is very hard to paint with pina colada.
*falls over
See you at Scoholics Anonymous.
I was thinking of joining sockaholics anonymous actually!
Hehehe, you’d love our myspace community.
They misspelled “skål” !
Lochs?
Loch Lomond? Yes, please!
Yup! We must keep the drunks when they are crossing the alcohol zone
im offended
you never get this!!!!!!!
lol
What did you say?
Leave now and never come back!
lama on line
Did you ever notice your name is almost identical to Pedofile? Just swap the o and d around and add an e to the end. There you go, instant pervert!
Too cool for scohol.
I think you should check their pupils. Probably dilated when they wrote it.
Or they were just re-tardy.
Most people would tut’or put in a report.
I blame this on a lack of good principles.
….and a lack of class of course.
That’s cos you’re a stud’ent a principalled man.
You would think they would have someone examine it before they make in permanent.
I can attest to that.
or at least put it on paper.
I always use as a ruler of thumb that if you think it is wrong, it probably is.
It is a good water marker!
Lets chalk this error up to experience.
Its in my notes!
I’ll put it on the books.
I feel so educated!
Have you been eating gifted children?
Maybe I studen’t have said that…
*rings the bell on Olur*
The lesson learned: need more cow bell.
I need to stay home today, I’ve got a fever.
d00d im 4th !!!
someone needs painting lessons….back to scohol with you!
Its like a salmon crossing right?
Coho salmon crossing. I could think of the fish species earlier.
I am worried for our children
Yes they will be looking down at the spelling and staying on the street longer and BAM a car comes along and hits them. Not good our children are our legacy.
The sad part is, it was done by the tenured teachers…
There are good teachers and there are bad teachers. Bad ones are in it for the money and power. Good ones are the ones who don’t care about money or power.
The really bad ones are in it for the sex.
Wait – money and power? Where can I apply?
You have both already Mr. A.E. LOL
Hmm, I think I’m first in line for “Who Wants to Snag a Rich, Sexy German” today! No helicopter today, AE!
I was here first Bearly.
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
Ah, but did you get in line? It’s actually forming over here, just slightly to your left!
Yes. Yes. I actually camped out here. See my sleeping bag?
*Yawns*
I’m suddenly feeling tired! Can I borrow your sleeping bag?
*Snuggles in between Brewski and Moomin*
*Squeezes Moomin and delights in marshmallowy scent*
*wakes up*
Yaawwwnnn!!
*starts* WHA?!?!
How’d I end up here?? Damn mojitos!!
Don’t worry. You’re safe with us!
…Or are you?
*exits luxurious suite*
*waves goodbye to a bunch of giggling women leaving the suite*
Okay, who’s next?
ME! ME! ME!!!!!
Hm, well, in the grand scheme of things, this is pretty nice. At least I didn’t wake up in a Turkish prison cell with a sore ass. Not that that has ever happened to me. That I’m aware of.
No, ME!!!
*Jumps up and down*
*Realizes that that has a certain… effect on her… chest*
*Keeps jumping*
Brewski, I think if someone tapped your a$$ you would definitely know…
*pushes Bearly to the side*
ME!! ME!!!
*flashes Arthur*
*notices effect on Bearly’s chest*
*notices lack of said effect for Brewski’s chest*
*tells security staff to bring in Leila and Bearly*
Arthur, you’re going to have a busy afternoon. You better get busy! For a small fee, I’ll act as security for your suite door. They are getting impatient, and might break it down any second now.
Wow. Mental link. Those Germans are so advanced in every way!
*hires Brewski*
You can do the check for… um, weapons or whatever.
I’ll get right on that!!
*frisks Leila and Bearly*
*frisks some more*
*and some more*
OK, they’re safe!
*ushers them into Arthur’s palatial suite*
Eeeeeeeeeee!!!! Now Brewski, what could I possibly hide in that spot?
LMAO Jules good one yes some with their students.
The others with the janitor?
Just kidding, everyone! I don’t hate teachers. It was done by the School Board.
No. It’s the government. Everything is under the government.
Sooooo the government is a bit like the back of a sofa then?
No the government is like the cushions. Everything good is sucked under it, and then we never see it again. Also it’s dirty and dark and no one knows what is really under there.
apart from biros, loose change, dust bunnies, slightly startles spiders and Narnia.
*changes s at end of startles to a d*
Isn’t Narnia inside a wardrobe?
Yes, indeed. Andrew and my old hairbrush are in the sofa.
Are you wearing a striped pants, a shirt that says ‘Hawaii beach ball’, a hat with a feather and pilot sunglasses? Maybe a mustache?
How did you know?
*squeeze Hairy*
Just guessing,
.
*squeeze* how are you?
Very well thank you. Just sad about MJ
How are you doing?
I guess I’m fine..
Something happened that is not funny, but it’s something everyone here is going to laugh about.
A piece of my ankle joint broke off, guess how it happened..
OW!
How does a piece of your ankle join break off? I am intrigued and I don’t think I can ever guess right.
Skateboarding, again.
This probably means nothing for you but it happened with a Switch tré of a 9 stair..
My ankle scraped against the side of the board, and a piece of the side broke..
Skateboarding, again.
With a switch tré of a 9 stair..
My ankle hit the side of my board and a piece of the side broke off.
Ow! Sorry about that. No more skateboarding for you for a while, huh?
No, for the second time this year
, I broke my tailbone earlier..
It’s going to take 5 weeks, no operation this time
No more … ever! I am officially banning him starting today.
No more ever? In 5 weeks I’m skating again!
How come you think we would be laughing about that?! Get well soon!
Well laughing, laughing.. O.k. maybe not laughing but it is stupid..
We would only laugh if you had a funny video of the accident. Laughter is the best medicine so stay tuned
Isn’t that normal for skaters? By the way, I don’t remember seeing many 30+ skaters…
Okay Hairy, I am gonna go all Mom on you now. You need to quit this skateboarding thing. I mean, you break off an ankle joint now what’s next? You gotta be careful young man. *searches for Hairy’s skateboards to lock them up*
Wowowowowow! Stay off my babies!
…and how did I know you would have more than just ONE skateboard?
You will thank me later. Now, go sit over there and stay off your foot.
I’m sitting here with my leg up.. O.k. here take them..
.
*grins and thinks* she’ll never find the other ones*/grins and thinks*
You can always call the A-team. They will eventually get locked up in a shed and concoct a massive skateboard from pieces of scrap. With a machinegun and a rocketlauncher as extras!
Luckily I have installed tracking devices on all the skateboards. Small chips – you wouldn’t even know they are there. I will have them all in no time.
I hide them under water, no way your going to find them!
Oh sure, just give away where they are!
You can’t take away a man’s true love… so don’t even try! Just make sure you have good doctors, Hairy.
Brewski, you’ve seen how many times he’s hurt himself…
Wow! How did you know? That’s almost EXACTLY what I’m wearing! Except it’s navy capris, a pink shirt, no hat and I havn’t reached menopause yet, so no moustache. But otherwise, right on!
Our Hairy is always dead on.
what’s a scohol…?
A scohol is an animal with hair on its feet!
I thought it’s an abbreviation for “scorn hole”. Whatever that may be.
Hair on it’s feet, eh? Sounds good.
Actually it seems to be an alternative spelling of stop, judging by the roadsigns… (clicky)
You mean a ‘school’ is a Hobbit???? Wow, was I way off!
Then what are the Elves, Dwraves, and Humans?
D W Raves? wow old school!-in an airplane hangar, or a field?
Airplane hanger, of course!
That’s nuffin’. Hu mans!
I guess what was wrote before..
The worst part is it was spelled correctly on the street previously. All they had to do was match the stencils up with the old letters.
Because that would mean using common sense….is this something we come across regularly out in the big wide world?…….
Common sense? In a scohol? K@, have you gone mad?!
what do you mean- I have been certifieable for several years thus far!
Oh, my sincere apologies! I wouldn’t want to commit such an error again!
No worries I tend to get by on a wing and a prayer!
P.S. {{{{{suprise bearhugs}}}}}
Yay! Nothing starts off a Friday like bear hugs! *Squeeze*
I was trying for a pun-run, but I’ll work on my delivery.
And I punned back- though it may be a tad obscure I suppose!
Nuts! Now I’ve got my head on straight, jacket zipped up. Let’s go!
I am sorry I had not mental it to be like that!
It’s me – I need to be granted asylum from work today!
I wouldn’t worry I am nursing a headache here too!
I’m a Freud I’m a bit distracted!
Neu(rological) problem
Wait it is like cool whip in family guy whats it called annunciation. More emphasis on the “H”
W’Hat are you saying?
More importantly W’Hy?
I think he’s saying Hscool??
*squeeze Betty*
Per’Haps you’re rig’Ht.
Bar’s open V t’Here.
Same person who cleaned the wine rack disaster painted the sign. Come on…give ‘em a break!
good morning everyone!
When does the bar open?
Not soon enough!
*cracks open the rum*
morning Leila *squeeze*
*squeeze k@*
Um…may I please have a Long Island Ice Tea?
Sure
but Zombies are on special today!
I will take three then.
Coming up….
Do you think ZA will mind his name being used for beverage purposes, they are a nifty drinky though?
Wow, you guys are starting early! K@, can I have a mimosa to start? I don’t want to get too plowed before everyone else shows up. Bad form, you know.
It’s Friday, no such thing as bad form!-
*hands bearly mimosa*
Bad form? It’s Get Sh*t Faced Friday!!!
Oh, do we get drunk before we start the Cuddle Puddle?
I would say puddle= inevitable result!
*snork!*
I believe we can do the Cuddle Puddle AND get drunk simultaneously. No rules against it.
Hi K@, bearly!
Yeah, you wouldn’t want to get plowed or anything. I can’t 1magine anybody doing that!
I know! It’s something to be avoided at all costs, definitely!
*Good morning squeeze*
Morning!
*squeeze*
At least my mouth is minty-fresh, what with all the mojitos.
I will be the judge of that. *plants a big kiss on Brewski* Mmmmm…minty!!!!!
Hee!
*grabs Brewski, pounces* HIYA!!!
Here have some Long Island Ice Tea/Mimosa/Zombie thingy. *hic*
*opens Brewski’s mouth and pours all the drinks*
*oof!*
Noooo!! *spits*
Thanks anyway! I’m in recovery! You guys can have the fun today!
*squeeze*
What happened? Do you want to talk about it?
Recovery? Why? I don’t understand…
Good! You can join me today. I’m still babying my tummy, so all my mimosas will be sans scohol today.
One orange juice, please!
I think I got just a wee bit out of hand yesterday, so I’ll join the party sans alcohol! Thanks! *squeeze*
*joins Judy at the juice bar*
What on earth did you guys get into yesterday? How are we going to have fun without …
ALCOHOL!!!!
Nope- would never happen! Zombie Brewski?
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I haven’t seen him yet. I think he’s dead tired today.
heeheehee I meant the drink….but I read the above statement, how could you!
at least have one ickle beer!
k@, Brewski is just kidding. He can’t be celibate AND in alcohol recovery at the same time.
Well, the celibacy thing didn’t work out too well, as witnessed last night. I heard from the inflatable pool animal, it’s filing a paternity suit.
It would indeed break all known laws of thermodynamics, and Quantum mathematics I agree!
ZA shouldn’t mind. He should be honored.
Oh good, I don’t think my head could take chewing today!
You have a headache too? Mine is about to split?
mmmm- I think mine is at banana status also!
I feel your pain k@. I am miserable and I don’t know how I will last the whole day.
only 3 hours, only 3 hours, only 3 hours…….
Ocean issues! I have to say I feel like I have been here days!
Did everybody change their avatars?
No I.
Oh … here’s a ‘t’ for the No.
I changed my mind. Here’s my Brewski impression.
What do you think?
Nicely done, Leila! You look just like him!
Thank you.
Took a lot of training under Brewski.
I can also do an Arthur impression! But don’t ask me for German words.
I am more talented than I originally thought. A German impression is usually hard to pull off.
Hairy…….how did you give birth to them, are they adopted, or do I not want to know!
Crud- I blame the Tylenol
Safety sone wim
*drags himself into the fail and goes to sleep*
Come share Leila’s sleeping bag! ^^
*goes to look for said sleeping bag*
*grabs funnel and carafe of black coffee*
*inserts funnel in Mal’s mouth*
*pours*
Morning!
*wakes up after a week of sleeping*
Do you have some coffee for me, too?
*gurgles and is up like Popeye*
Thanks Brewski!!
Now…if only they had a funnel for Ibuprofen…get rid of this hangover…and I’m made in the rain.
Another wild Thursday for Mr Malicite?
Speaking of parties, are you going to have a going-away party at your work?
Hangover Malicite? Hangover? You’ve been partying without us again I see.
Once you find the funnel, please send some my way – I have a killer headache.
*squeeze* Good morning!
*squeezes all around*
*slides Leila a ten pack of Ibuprofen*
I was partying with my brother too hard…or I drank crap tequila… probably both.
Brewski, I am not sure… that would be badass, but I doubt it.
Crap tequila? That must be really disgusting. Even the worm tequila was way too gross for me…
1 week??! This may require emergeny measures.
*brews 12 shots of espresso*
*pours down Pirx’s gullet in one swift motion*
*checks respiration for signs of recovery*
Better?
Wow, I feel rejuvenated. Thanks for the emergency coffee, Brewski. Anyway, do you think that a pulse of 600 is normal?
Required, Pirx, required!
Required for what?
To keep up with the comment rate. For example, there is a new fail – and you didn’t notice.
*sets up coffee IV*
That should help.
You’re right, I always fail to notice new fails. Thanks for the info and the coffee.
Psssst… The bar is open already!^^ Zombies on special today.
We have one of these here in Billings. It took them 2 weeks before they noticed. The spelled school exactly the same way too.
*squeeze aiki*
Tell us you didn’t go to the same school.
duplicate fail.
lol this is from louisville kentucky i knew someone would post it on here this was on the new i louisville the day michael jackson died he interviewd children asking if he could speel school and they could but the contruction workers couldnt
sigh, 4 years old
I saw similar a couple years back. This high-to-do shopping center opened near my home town, and the wonderful brains who painted the new exit put “OLNY” instead of “ONLY” in the left turn lane ALL. THREE. TIMES.
If only I had thought to take a picture, because it has sinced been fixed. :/
They had to rewrite it and STILL spelled it wrong.
For years I thought the photos were fake or staged because I couldn’t believe a person would misspell such an easy word until I came across one in a town near me about 5+ years ago. It really happens.
I noticed too that if the road printing is meant to say School Zone then the word School should be come first as you approach. The way it is laid out it reads Zone School. At least that is how I see it done in California.
Yeah, same in Va ans just about every other state I’ve been in. This does qualify as 2 fails in 1.
What’s up with all these reposts?
I already submitted this one before about a year or so ago.
I think this city’s mayor suffers from dyslexia.. Damn.
Wow great town where the Mayor paints the road
wow,they REALLY failed on writing “school” :p
if you keep posting this kind of crap this website will lose credibility, pls ppl, go for quality, not quantity, it’s like trying to save the exhausted world by having more children … idiotic , and umm, why can anyone post without confirmation ?
yea, so , why can anyone post without confirmation ??? this kind of shit leads to hippies taking control of what you can say …
Replace the “S” with “AL” and you’ll know what they were drinking when they painted this.
This is near the elementary school up the street from me!
HAHAHAHA
more like “alchol zone” i mispelled it didnt i? well i dont care. screw correct spelling it doesnt look like any grammar nazis are around.
LOL
It’s summer for me, I don’t have to go to Schohol
Someone has a problem with alchool.
great artical, i think most young people today have problems with alchool
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LOOKS LIKE THEY HAD ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE WRONG ONE…..BET IT WAS SPELLED WRONG TOO.
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spell, it’s school!
yeah, it school
:-* vera
Thank you for your very interesting post.