Comments on: Life Fail

By: djriski

djriski — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:04:23 +0000

does ‘report abuse’ count if they’re mental?

By: CoolNuggets

CoolNuggets — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 03:30:11 +0000

I cast magic missile at the darkness!

By: hallfamilypowns

hallfamilypowns — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:39:31 +0000

here’s what u do to become a mermaid. strip naked, and jump in the nearest body of water screaming kowabunga and making orgy sounds. and if u believe that, i have a bridge to sell you

By: Lexigal

Lexigal — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:39:23 +0000

Omigawd I answered that question and got BA!

By: taylorhindman

taylorhindman — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:05:57 +0000

haha, no way. I replied to this same exact question when it was asked a while ago.

By: Xehanort

Xehanort — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:58:27 +0000

Try some comma’s

By: df

df — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:21:32 +0000

they put a period where there is supposed to be a question mark, and a question mark where there is supposed to be a period. Grammar fail.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:27:46 +0000

I have already came up with the idea of using a potion I have it on this page. lol irony.

By: jttomaiko

jttomaiko — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:55:03 +0000

Fake. Look at when it was made, 4 minutes ago. Either she happened to get a quick draw on it or she made it herself.

By: Pretty Boy

Pretty Boy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:03:57 +0000

well of course spells would’nt work! you’d need to make a very strong potion for such an AWESOME transformation!! Ingredients are as follows:
-a fish (headless)
-a human’s head
-female hair (if you wish to become a mermaid, male hair if you want to become a merman)
-3 eggs
-1 cup of milk
-1 cup of concentraded hydrochloric acid (may be difficult to obtain, but you have to ask yourself just how bad you want to become a mermaid)
-blend all ingredients in a blender and drink

.. tell me how it works out. Cheers!

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:50:48 +0000

I ain’t kidding you! It is for a fact a real question on wikianswers.com! I have actually seen the the question on the internet! Amen!

By: IRAnonymous

IRAnonymous — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:35:17 +0000

Wewt.

By: A troll

A troll — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:41:45 +0000

Its posted 4 minutes ago –> its fake.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:50:41 +0000

just so you people know this was a question my insane ex girlfriend posted on the web.

By: Odin

Odin — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:29:52 +0000

its probably a question for some game

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:55:57 +0000

Mythology is better than fairy tales, wouldn’t u agree? I see so many stupid questions on the web and stupid answers also. I like vampires and Lycanthropes
(werewolves, wererats, weretigers, ect). Vampire spawns are even spookier. Vampire spawns are revived vampires who have been brought back to like by an unnatural force. They have a more predatory look, plus they are blind and deaf. using their sense of smell they locate their victims. If by any chance you ate garlic the breath of garlic will *bleep* up their senses.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:18:29 +0000

the only thing she can do now is get some duct tape wrap it around her feet, put on a stupid dance costume, and jump into a lake and stay there and eat lake weed. Maybe she can kick the crap out of some poor sap and take his pocket change, Considering that mermaids like shiny things.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:10:04 +0000

Just so you know this question had only 5 minutes before it would be removed from the Question of the day list. I still see this question on that site and for god sakes, it’s still there. Just not on the home page. Why would my teenage ex girlfriend posted that question and she discovers thing faster than I do. Se watches too many movies made by the guys who made those Micky mouse cartoons back in the 1930’s.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:20:42 +0000

This question is fake, look, it’s 4 minutes old. I may just be repeating this, but whoever wrote it just took a picture right after. OR a big fluke.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:14:48 +0000

I don’t want a girlfriend on this site or any other site I’m gonna do that myself.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:12:59 +0000

Jeez…My life is ruined now that I found out my ex is not really happy to be human. WHY?!? WHY DOES SHE BELIEVE THIS CRAP?!? I geuss I should stop playing D&D.

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:42:59 +0000

I can’t believe my ex girlfriend fell for it! Now she’s in the process of making the potion! Curse you eccentric teenage girls! I can’t believe she still has my number! I wonder how she managed to get this response so quickly……..Why does she always believe this crap?!?

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:36:00 +0000

OMG! This girl is stalking me asking me to take her to the beach! Yet I do know this one potion that was rumored to turn your genetics around. It taste awful and it gives you indigestion for a week. Sorry guys this potions works only on the ladies.
First get some seaweed, some water, your DNA, and chicken of the sea. First fill a vial full of water, then crush the seaweed until it’s all mushy, next place the tuna in the vial, after that put the seaweed paste in, and last but not least the hair.
(Plug your nose and chug it. In 24 hours you will see results)

By: Jonnycash

Jonnycash — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:24:30 +0000

Not to change the subject or anything but the person who posted that question on the internet is my ex-girlfriend. She’s hot but people stay away from her because they think she’s a freak! *yes mother I did my homework* Now I’m a desperate boy who has to find a new one. *sniff* I like vampires and vampire spawns more

By: chico

chico — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:01:18 +0000

As someguy already said, this is fabricated, notice that it was posted “4 minutes” before the person took the screen pic, which means that the person who wrote it and the person who posted it here on Failblog are the same. I pity the girl that has nothing better to do than to deceive people just to have her little fail posted here.

By: somerandomkid

somerandomkid — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:40:03 +0000

Why would you want to be a mermaid? You’re just going to dry out.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:31:06 +0000

Sad thing is, I actually know somebody who would seriously ask this question. A 7th grade girl, but still…

By: Minna

Minna — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:04:12 +0000

I dunno if you’ve ever been on Yahoo! Answers, but most of the stuff you see on there is posted less than five minutes ago. There are a lot of posts, and they show the posts that were posted most recently first.

By: Minna

Minna — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:55:41 +0000

The sad thing is, this is a fairly common question asked in that particular section of Yahoo! Answers. Check out the Folklore and Mythology subcategory under the Society and Culture category if you want to see more.

By: unknown

unknown — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:18:31 +0000

there is one its too risky u have too die while doing the spell wicth i wouldnt recomend i guess plastic surgey might work

By: Bruce the Defiler

Bruce the Defiler — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:22:58 +0000

TO Jessica S: Go to a beach near the ocean and sit in the middle of a circle of lit bee’s wax candles, cover yourself in benzine, take a dead dog, make a pentagram with its blood, eat the dog, and cut one of your legs off… Good luck getting past the candles to the water when you’re covered in flammable benzine, barfing up dog and can walk.

By: ialsodunno

ialsodunno — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:16:25 +0000

4 chan a raid? lol no

By: JOe nguyen

JOe nguyen — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:56:59 +0000

You know whats fail the name says jessica and you all said He

By: Desi

Desi — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:38:41 +0000

LOL I actually remember seeing that question!! I told her to smear chicken blood on the walls and dance around a fire.

By: knight

knight — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:13:48 +0000

assortets?

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:04:23 +0000

Posted “4 minutes ago”

Looks like someone wanted their funny pitcher on teh internets!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:01:32 +0000

“Posted 4 minutes ago”

Looks like someone wanted their funny pitcher on teh internets!

By: failer

failer — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:12:30 +0000

this is 95% probably not fake. i know because i sell spells and people buy them.. strange people

By: Accan2

Accan2 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:01:29 +0000

Genius! Absolute, profound genius! Please, spout more of your intellivision on us, that we may be enlightened!

By: Accan2

Accan2 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:49:00 +0000

Maybe she killed Billy Mays too!!!! Billy Mays was our leader!! He was going to lead us against the zombies! All hope is lost…

By: Accan2

Accan2 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:44:22 +0000

It said *SHE* used an insouciant spell but everyone knows that doesn’t work!!! You have to use the “Ibleve Imma Gayefahg” spell, which was named after the creator in the 1600’s.
You can find it here:
JointheGayefahgclub.com

By: Accan2

Accan2 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:22:43 +0000

i found a good answer:

1) Go to Wal-Mart and buy a Snicker’s bar, a can of cat food, a 6-pack of Pepsi and an ice cream sandwich. You might want to grab a couple health potions while your there.
2) Boil 3 cups of water and mix in all of the ingredients (no specific order) and then pour it into a vial.
3) Drink the potion (it will allow you to breath underwater for 3 days) and swim to Atlantis (you can find a map on google images)
4) Go to king Tritan and ask him about his wiener (it’s the secret password).
5) He will give you a task to complete.
6) Complete the task and go back to Atlantis.
7) King Tritan will then grant you the choice of becoming a fairy or a mermaid, also he will give you a selection of spells and potions.
You can either become fully a mermaid/ fairy or you can ask him to make you half of both.
Source(s):
http://www.howtobecomeamermaid.com

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/05lostcity/background/overview/media/fig4map

By: Accan2

Accan2 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:18:48 +0000

Underwater tank? it shoots bubbles.

By: R@Z0R

R@Z0R — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:31:22 +0000

retarded

By: maple

maple — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:15:19 +0000

it IS possible, like, i once posted a drawing on my deviantart account and in just 45 seconds someone faved it already!

By: maple

maple — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:13:00 +0000

ok, i want to make some things clear for all you people…
1. SHE’s not kanye west
2. she isn’t talking about a video game
3. the internet (especially yahoo answers and 43 things) is overflowing of people wanting to become mermaids. and spells that will make you become one. (or so they say)
4. she’s just a little girl, cut her some slack!

By: Penis Pump

Penis Pump — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:31:13 +0000

“posted 4 minutes ago”. Right. You just happened to stumble on it. 4 mins is as much time as it takes to get a screenshot uploaded to FAILBLOG after finishing your Ariel porn spank off.

By: DoctorJo

DoctorJo — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:28:23 +0000

It’s some guy trolling a forum of a game. Happens every weekend on that forum.

By: mermaidluver

mermaidluver — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:17:00 +0000

U ARE MEAN

By: mermaidluver

mermaidluver — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:16:38 +0000

u know, i should get this blog shut down, and report all u freeks