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I didn’t know my daughter was already on the internet!
lol
nice one,
but kind of sad for the guy who posted the question if he wasn’t just trying to have some fun.
LOL, he needs to get laid
You misspelled “ladyfish”. You can get it at the local monger’s.
Maybe he is really Kanye West posing as Jessica.
FAKE! Mudkipz FTW!
So I herd u liek mudkipz?
(Sorry, couldn’t resist)
Where does that come from? >.<
We are anonymous. We are legion. We are /b/.
seriously? on a failblog post?
…does the term “Rules 1 and 2″ mean anything to you?
Don’t Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids?
Nope, you cannot talk about THAT forum of evil.
lol rule 34 this crap
4 chan a raid? lol no
this is 95% probably not fake. i know because i sell spells and people buy them.. strange people
The “guy” who is trying to become a mermaid is called Jessica. Somehow I get the feeling it may not be a guy at all!
It’s not a guy, it’s a fish.
A gay fish? But we have ascertained he has no gills, and being the voice of a generation can’t possibly be homosexual!
do you like fish dicks? lol priceless…
Don’t forget, he’s a genius.
That’s no fish. It’s a space station!
Isn’t Jessica considered to be a girl’s name in most cultures?
yup, it’s my name. last time i checked i was female
Have you turned into a fish yet?
can we check you’re female too?
I hope for you that “it” didn’t smell fishy
dude… *sturgeon face* baaaaaaad…
i dont think its a guy… the name’s jessica :S
Googled “insouciant rpg mermaid”. Apparantly its for the game “Soldier Front”. Oh well, I guess I have to put my haproon away for another day.
It’s some guy trolling a forum of a game. Happens every weekend on that forum.
this is fabricated, it said it was posted 4 mins ago
Fake!
Posted 4 minutes ago. That’s a fail.
ur daughter?
I think this guy was talking about some MMORPG
possibly correct… freaky business… :S
This was obviously faked, the time shown on it was only 4 minutes*!! What are the chances of some one finding this dumb of a question, only 4 minutes after it was posted.
*(time shown above the “Answer Question” button)
It could happen. The cheerleader fail a few pages back had a low number there, too. (That one was faked, too, but I don’t think the time was altered because the user actually existed.)
Sounds fishy to me.
No need to carp about it, darling.
(I’m off to bed. *SMOOCH!*)
I’m dragging my bass there, too!
*SMOOCH!*
@both:
Sleep tight
don’t let the halibuts bite
halibugs would’ve been better.
halloumibugs would’ve been cheesier.
…resulting in hallitosibugs.
Sounds nasty. Should I get a sturgeon for you?
lol thats witty my friend
he did it on porpoise
Dammit, nobody has a serious reply
I wonder which half she wants to be the fish half?
The left half?
She’ll be swimming in the right circles, then.
So, she’ll still get around?
mermaid ho?
Yes, she’ll swim up against the current.
sultana swimming?
Different spell for each?
Sure it’ll look cool as her facebook picture but fin rot is a bitch, and she’d need her mom’s go ahead to make sure somebody cleaned her tank.
She’ll find it tough to drive her tank with flippers instead of feet.
Underwater tank? it shoots bubbles.
First, try to turn into a fish, and stop half way.
Mermaid, huh? I’m not sure if I’d like top half fish, or bottom half fish.
The ancient question of *ss or t*ts.
I think you misspelled ‘assorted’
assortets?
I prefer legs… I guess that rules the whole mermaid thing though… Maybe a chickenmaid instead?
win.
posted 4 minutes ago. hmm seems fake
Yes. Everything posted four minutes ago is fake. We all know that non-fake requires being posted 7 minutes ago.
Don’t you mean seems “fishy”?
http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=ApGVegvZcIdwRrD.qWMtoH_py6IX;_ylv=3?p=How+to+become+a+mermaid
Sadly, the person who posted the question is not alone. It seems the world is full of crazies. But does that make normal people insane?
But maybe I’m just seeing it wrong. Perhaps these people are just playing around and perhaps want to see others reactions. Or maybe just get some attention. A somewhat simple task on the internet, I think.
Yep, look I am normally insane but wanted to give you some attention via the internet this morning
Actually, Magic does exist, just not to the extent of most stories. I did some research on the subject, but I’ve never heard of a mermaid spell. Mostly curses on neighbor’s livestock (which were verified to work, at the cost of the caster’s health). The fail, to me, here is that she actually wants to be a mermaid.
I will majick you.
verified how?
details?
I checked out that link, and this was one of the answers on it.
“you have to start training ASAP if you want to be one in only 2 weeks! i sugesst you go to your local body of water, and start by swimming around, then you have to work on your underwater breathing so you have to dive underwater and nomater how much it hurts STAY THERE!
eventually you will see a magic unicorn and he will give you gillyweed like harry potter had. you eat that and you turn into a mermaid! of course gilly weed is HIGHLY toxic, and you’ll die but hey you’ll be a mermaid! and you’ll be finished trolling this website ^^”
That is easily the best answer around.
i found a good answer:
1) Go to Wal-Mart and buy a Snicker’s bar, a can of cat food, a 6-pack of Pepsi and an ice cream sandwich. You might want to grab a couple health potions while your there.
You can either become fully a mermaid/ fairy or you can ask him to make you half of both.
2) Boil 3 cups of water and mix in all of the ingredients (no specific order) and then pour it into a vial.
3) Drink the potion (it will allow you to breath underwater for 3 days) and swim to Atlantis (you can find a map on google images)
4) Go to king Tritan and ask him about his wiener (it’s the secret password).
5) He will give you a task to complete.
6) Complete the task and go back to Atlantis.
7) King Tritan will then grant you the choice of becoming a fairy or a mermaid, also he will give you a selection of spells and potions.
Source(s):
http://www.howtobecomeamermaid.com
http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/05lostcity/background/overview/media/fig4map
lets see how many losrs witout lifes comment and make fun of my perpisly maded spellng erors
SPELLING FAIL!
Wow, I feel totally superior now that I have my spellchecker in Firefox.
You should use it to check for spells to change people into mermaids.
Might turn out as a fox not a mermaid.
Or a foxy mermaid.
Or a chickenmaid…
looks like someone just happen to think up that question 4 minutes ago and decided to post on failblog
It’s a scam! Five minutes ago it said “four minutes”…AND IT STILL DOES!
Now it’s been HOURS and it still says “four minutes”!
Must be fake, it must!
i’m with you, it must be fake. Time Fail!
Actually four minutes of hysterical laughter and wiping away the tears before calming down enough to take a screenshot and post on failblog sounds plausible.
“Jessica S” on the other hand seems to be having a bit of fun. Either that or they just got internet access at the loony farm.
Hey loons have legs!
wah? *looks confused*
LOL
i fell bad if this is real try not to think too hard
You fell bad(ly) and broke your hiphip? Who cares?
You a fish Doc as well as people, no? Was it a dorsal or ventral fin?
don’t forget the anal fin- everyone forgets that.
“fin-” stands for fingering?
thankfully not! (it is an actual bit of biology from moi!)
You have a what? Is that a marisk or something I would have to look up in the Urban Dictionary?
*snork*
A. skin some fish- superglue on desired half of body, surgically implant scuba gear- ta da done!
Ready for life in the sidewalk puddle.
or the septic tank?
I prefer sexy tank.
or a sexy bank even- makes marketing sense I believe!
At least mermaids don’t run our financial system into the ground.
surely they would rather run it into the ocean!
But surely they can’t run with no legs.
Ok, flail, and flap it into the ocean.
Don’t call me Shirley.
I’ve heard terriers make lovely fish.
though bassett hounds do have perfect ear to body ratio for fin use.
Aja?
Yes?
MP reference ^ !
Missed it.
wtf is incouciant spell???
How could you possibly be such a gayfish?
It was a spell I used. Do you want to learn it?
Never mind, I just read your name.
You need to act professional.
but dahling I am a professional actor…..oh thats not what you meant is it
You’re acting like a first year f*cking thief! I’m acting like a professional!
erm – worryingly the interweb thingy is awash with people asking this same question.
at least it didn’t ask “how I mine for fish?”
OMG LOOK A GIRL HAY LETS CYBER!!!
I love VGCats.
Sad thing is that a lot of questions are like that.
It’s not that sad. It made me laugh.
I want to be a genetically engineered glow in the dark turnip…..how do I go about this?
1. Insert one ET finger
2. Get a Swedish passport
3. Safety
4. ???
5. Eat a pot noodle
6. Profit
WOW thanks
*chokes on pot noodle*
Are you dead yet? If you are, hold on while I take your belongings.
*coughs up soya noodlly yuck*
I couldn’t keep it down…..I am not a turnip..
*weeps gently*
I wonder is she would then smell like fish. and would she then taste like chicken?
She would taste and smell like a mermaid, of course.
Google for it! There is like a whole trend of little girls trying out this spell in an effort to become a mermaid. It’s like a big joke on gullible girls who wear to much pink!
I love it!
A few months ago I found my (then) four year old daughter in the tub, with both feet in a single face cloth, beating her legs like a fish tail.
Aww… that’s sweet.
*morning squeeze*
*squeeze in the sponge*
Um…I mean…
Pick a hole, any hole!
*points to wormhole through time and space*
….er, that one?
I’m not quite sure I would like to…stick…um… something in that hole.
*points to wholegrain bread*
Betty, my Myspace is defective. I wanted to write this comment on your blog:
“Hey! WTF…? When did you nick my list?”
Hahaha!
I forgot I had.
Dammit!
7. Forgot to change my name back.
It’s soooo fakeeeeeee…..
find a fat octopus seawitch
*wrestles octopus into loaf of bread*
.
.
*looks up & reads again*
oh you said seawitch……damn
Yes, although she may want your voice in exchange.
Anpu recommends heavy drug use or a very traumatic childhood experience, either of which should be enough to provide the user with the illusion of being a mermaid.
Note: Do not take this advice if you intend to:
a. get laid
b. be taken seriously
c. not be mistaken for a Scientologist.
Mermaids have great bOObs!
But are seriously lacking in other departments.
but it’s easy to get some “tail” from them.
That was very very bad deejinator. Morning deejinator.
Simple.
1. Get cardboard box.
2. Write transmogrifier on it.
3. Safety.
4. Add dial, point dial to ‘mermaid’ setting.
5. Get in transmogrifier.
6. ???
7. Mermaid.
Yeah!
. Might just try that 
.
It’s amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days.
and sticky backed plastic…..
And what power supply will you be using Calvin?
The power of
IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGINATION.
*cue rainbow*
Brundlefish?
*chuckles* great Fly reference!
Hmmm, when one keeps trying the same thing and expecting different results, isn’t that the definition of insanity?
Nearly- but I reckon it’s closer to Government!
Wow first social critique of the day! Congrats!
meh- just a trueism, I don’t expect anything else!
please no gov’t jokes today, it’s painful for us New Yorkers, what with our Senate more broken than usual.
No trying to become a mermaid is.
Of course she will immediately want to be turned into a human again as soon as she’s become a mermaid. They are never satisfied on this age.
A witch run.. wait witches are good are they not?
nope- we aren’t always!
Are you a wican?
nah- they are way too goody two shoes!
Enlighten me then about your coven.
Solitary, hereditary, taught by mother- all good fun- do not believe morons can turn themselves into mermaids!
What kind of spells did he use? Maybe he screwed something up? People on yahoo answers should specify their questions.
It said *SHE* used an insouciant spell but everyone knows that doesn’t work!!! You have to use the “Ibleve Imma Gayefahg” spell, which was named after the creator in the 1600’s.
You can find it here:
JointheGayefahgclub.com
The main problem is the smell of the fish part…
Eh, actually, lots of people believe in magic, and henceforth believe they can do anything with it.
What would’ve been really fail if someone asked to turn into Winnie the Pooh, for example.
google “how do it become a mermaid” and you can find more like this
You should really stop publishing those fake fail ! You’re encouraging people to go on yahoo answers, post a fake question then make a printscreen and send it to failblog a few minutes later ! It’s clearly indicated on the picture that the questions was written “4 mins ago” so it’s clearly fake !
Those aren’t even funny !
honestly though 4 mins is ABOUT the average amount of time a question on yahoo anwsers last on the front page before being buried, so the time cant be used. I DO however remember one FAIL where it accutualy sid “your open question”
Darn you Merman! You and Skeletor simply must stop trolling around the internets. By the power of Greyskull I will defeat you!
-He-man, who is absolutely nothing like Prince Adam.
fake=fail.
isn’t it sweet? =)
she’s definitely a gay fish
Fake fishtail win.
Ask the little mermaid..she’s done it a couple of times..before going into rehab for drug abuse -_-’
Mer-MAN….MERMAN!!!
BAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that movie!!
WIN.
actually posted on yahoo. but the question has been deleted
There’s another mermaid question on yahoo…with a serious (and rather scary) answer. O.O
OH NO GUYS!
“The spell incouciant inclerency isent real! ITS ACTUALLY A CURSE! I’m sorry if you said it rpoppaly you cant do any mroe spells it took all of the magic out of you! , i dident say it properly, YAY !!! ps email me and i’ll tell you a spell that workds effort_Cooki3@hotmail.com “
There needs to be an entire “Wanna be a Mermaid” blog, because all of this is old. “I’m half faerie and vampire (IT SUCKS!) but I wanna be a mermaid too…”
Tie your legs together and jump in the ocean. We all win, you think you’re a mermaid.. we have to deal with one less idiot.
Doesn’t she know? The spell consists of 3 things: a few rolls of duck tape (depends on your height), glue, and fish scales. First you take the duck tape and completely cover your lower half of your body with it. Next you take the glue and spread it all over the duck tape, then sprinkle the fish scales all over until the duck tape is completely covered. Then chant Mermadium Nadius in the light of a full moon and you will become a mermaid.
Dude i saw this on YA! like when it first came out and laughed my ass off!
never workt for me neither..
So who exactly would even be able to answer this? Anyone that successfully became a mermaid would have some difficultly continuing to post on the computer.
She cast the wrong spell! Thanks to that retard her miscasted spells may have been the cause of the deaths of David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and the rest of what was left of the real Michael Jackson. Thanks Mermaid Girl, America hates you
Maybe she killed Billy Mays too!!!! Billy Mays was our leader!! He was going to lead us against the zombies! All hope is lost…
It seems a lot of people want to be come mermaids.
http://tiny.cc/Pka3I
http://tiny.cc/x47p9
The clear winning method is:
“Get in the shower or bath.
Be soaking wet when you say this.
Put on a special necklace or other symbol that was given to you as a gift.
Recite:
Insouciant Inclemency,
Redoubtable mediocracy,
Refutable Humanity,
Make me what I wish to be… A MERMAID!
Witches one and witches all,
GIVE THIS POWER TO ME!
Say this TEN times
DON’T STARE AT THE MOON AFTER RECITING OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!”
Oh good Lord, they are actually people on Yahoo Answers who believe this shit.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080723130941AAYtXyj
“How do you become a mermaid exactly like the mermaids from the new series H2O?”
I think there must be a television show about mermaids.
Obvious fake…. Whenever one of these says “submitted 4 minutes ago” you can tell the person who took the screen shot is the one who submitted it.
This is from Yahoo answers.
sigh* all of these are fake. seriously 4minutes ago?!?!?
give me a break….
Wow… I found another recipee
Make sure you’re alone at your home, because mermaid transformation is very painful.
get inside the tub around midnight.
You will need a toaster, because electrolysis is necesary to become a mermaid. Get a tuna fish inside the tub, say
I shall become a mermaid, that is my wish
To be a half humand, and a half fish.
plug the toaster
throw the taster inside the tub.
the electricity will run through your body and transform you into a mermaid.
If you feel really weird, don’t worry… It’s just your transformation.
I think this is some LSD’ed guy trying to kill little girls… :S
Shes talkin about a video game people
This is why kids nowadays should stay off the internet
I nominate this as a double fail. Any question that is preceded by, “Please do not answer if you want to mock me” is guaranteed to provoke mockery.
Just watch “House of 1000 Corpses” for instructions on how to become a mermaid.
DUUUUH evryone knows how to become a mermaid is to get a life and get laid (you will sort of have a tail doin that)
User Name Fail. Fail backwards is LIAF.
Here’s what you do: Call 911 on a telephone and tell the nice lady that you want to become a mermaid. When she asks what you are talking about, ask her if she has any magic sparkles.
Is there anything to get here? Why would somebody ask about becoming a mermaid? And why would a spell for insouciance help accomplish that? I feel insouciant all the time and I’m no closer to being a mermaid for it!
my worst nightmare would be that these people are serious about this crap. (majority of them are 10 year olds who believe in unicorns and other fantasies)
amazing how they catch these things 4 minutes after they’re posted every time…just BAFFLES me
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080809071946AApWPam “Be careful, My sister tried it and it backfired, now she has the head and body of a fish with human legs. We keep her in the swimming pool and feed her raw fish.”
Oh (insert name of religious icon here).
The stupidity of humans has just reached the boiling point.
The education system is weeping right now.
**Breaking News. The supply of common sense has just run out, and people are trying to see how close they can get to the sun using wings made of wax. The horror.**
ummm i found a page like this 1 and i wanna post it how do i get to post it in sen in the boat plz tell me
What I would answer: Cut off legs, shove fish up ass.
She’s Wiccan. As am I. I personally don’t believe that you can turn yourself into a mermaid, but stranger things have happened. it’s not uncommon for us to try spells to shape shift, so don’t judge. Just because something seems strange, that doesn’t mean it’s crazy or stupid. Trying things like this are part of her religion.
Remember: sometimes when the invisible becomes visible, it’s perceived as an illusion.
ok you cant become a mermaid ok thats retarded like really it is part of her religion come on
yes, as a matter of fact, you can. It takes several decades of practice, and she’s clearly not several decades old, therefore she’s not able to. It’s part of OUR tradition to try shape shifting at some point or another, and it’s not uncommon for young witches to attempt to shape shift into mermaids. Most of us just stick with changing our eye or hair color, though, because we know our limits.
lol i posted a simallar 1 a while ago
It’s pretty obvious this person is talking about how to become a mermaid on the Sims game…..not a funny pic
what a sad life the poster must be leading…
Not necessarily a fail… could be a 7 year old girl. True, most 7 year old girls can’t find Yahoo Answers or spell insouciant, but she could be one of those young but eccentric geniuses. I should know: when I was about 4, I could recite Shakespeare and Maya Angelou poems, but I threw fits because I couldn’t walk on the ceiling.
It’s not fake, I saw many of these completely brainless teens post similar (if not equal 0_o) questions.
this is fake. if u read the post clearly it says, 4 MINUTES AGOOOO :]
someone tried to make up a fail on purpose..
too bad “jessica” you FAIL
I think she should stop see h2o just add water
This made me lol. but more credit to the caption. LIFE FAIL
The crazy thing is this isn’t just one person asking, or one person answering. Check out yahoo and wiki answers, people are obsessed with this shit! I’ve never heard of it, but there are like, 10 different spells I’ve read, and different websites. WTF!?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmxpJI21FEaxDzA8WfJjKR8jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080723130941AAYtXyj
HAHA! Appearantly, Jessica figured it out.
Sadly, I think I went to school with this girl.
Apparently, they now have PC’s in psych wards.
How nice.
U ARE MEAN
i luv mermaids!
And im not just backing her up cuz i like mermaids, but whoever posted this is a freakin idiot. actually, failblog.org is RETARTED and so is the person who created it.
People have to learn that people will post this stuff.
And its not very nice if u mock people like that.
i mean, someone could have just posted a spell they knew, a nice one by the way, or just shown jessica that mermaid sasha video on how to make your own mermaid tail
and if jessica is on here looking at this – everyone who is posting mean stuff about ur question is a MAJOR LOOSER! yep, i just called EVERYONE a looser.
lemke, shut the freak up, ur just another looser that makes people cry.
u know, i should get this blog shut down, and report all u freeks
Genius! Absolute, profound genius! Please, spout more of your intellivision on us, that we may be enlightened!
“posted 4 minutes ago”. Right. You just happened to stumble on it. 4 mins is as much time as it takes to get a screenshot uploaded to FAILBLOG after finishing your Ariel porn spank off.
it IS possible, like, i once posted a drawing on my deviantart account and in just 45 seconds someone faved it already!
I dunno if you’ve ever been on Yahoo! Answers, but most of the stuff you see on there is posted less than five minutes ago. There are a lot of posts, and they show the posts that were posted most recently first.
ok, i want to make some things clear for all you people…
1. SHE’s not kanye west
2. she isn’t talking about a video game
3. the internet (especially yahoo answers and 43 things) is overflowing of people wanting to become mermaids. and spells that will make you become one. (or so they say)
4. she’s just a little girl, cut her some slack!
retarded
“Posted 4 minutes ago”
Looks like someone wanted their funny pitcher on teh internets!
Posted “4 minutes ago”
Looks like someone wanted their funny pitcher on teh internets!
LOL I actually remember seeing that question!! I told her to smear chicken blood on the walls and dance around a fire.
You know whats fail the name says jessica and you all said He
TO Jessica S: Go to a beach near the ocean and sit in the middle of a circle of lit bee’s wax candles, cover yourself in benzine, take a dead dog, make a pentagram with its blood, eat the dog, and cut one of your legs off… Good luck getting past the candles to the water when you’re covered in flammable benzine, barfing up dog and can walk.
there is one its too risky u have too die while doing the spell wicth i wouldnt recomend i guess plastic surgey might work
The sad thing is, this is a fairly common question asked in that particular section of Yahoo! Answers. Check out the Folklore and Mythology subcategory under the Society and Culture category if you want to see more.
Sad thing is, I actually know somebody who would seriously ask this question. A 7th grade girl, but still…
Why would you want to be a mermaid? You’re just going to dry out.
As someguy already said, this is fabricated, notice that it was posted “4 minutes” before the person took the screen pic, which means that the person who wrote it and the person who posted it here on Failblog are the same. I pity the girl that has nothing better to do than to deceive people just to have her little fail posted here.
Not to change the subject or anything but the person who posted that question on the internet is my ex-girlfriend. She’s hot but people stay away from her because they think she’s a freak! *yes mother I did my homework* Now I’m a desperate boy who has to find a new one. *sniff* I like vampires and vampire spawns more
OMG! This girl is stalking me asking me to take her to the beach! Yet I do know this one potion that was rumored to turn your genetics around. It taste awful and it gives you indigestion for a week. Sorry guys this potions works only on the ladies.
First get some seaweed, some water, your DNA, and chicken of the sea. First fill a vial full of water, then crush the seaweed until it’s all mushy, next place the tuna in the vial, after that put the seaweed paste in, and last but not least the hair.
(Plug your nose and chug it. In 24 hours you will see results)
I can’t believe my ex girlfriend fell for it! Now she’s in the process of making the potion! Curse you eccentric teenage girls! I can’t believe she still has my number! I wonder how she managed to get this response so quickly……..Why does she always believe this crap?!?
Jeez…My life is ruined now that I found out my ex is not really happy to be human. WHY?!? WHY DOES SHE BELIEVE THIS CRAP?!? I geuss I should stop playing D&D.
I don’t want a girlfriend on this site or any other site I’m gonna do that myself.
This question is fake, look, it’s 4 minutes old. I may just be repeating this, but whoever wrote it just took a picture right after. OR a big fluke.
Just so you know this question had only 5 minutes before it would be removed from the Question of the day list. I still see this question on that site and for god sakes, it’s still there. Just not on the home page. Why would my teenage ex girlfriend posted that question and she discovers thing faster than I do. Se watches too many movies made by the guys who made those Micky mouse cartoons back in the 1930’s.
the only thing she can do now is get some duct tape wrap it around her feet, put on a stupid dance costume, and jump into a lake and stay there and eat lake weed. Maybe she can kick the crap out of some poor sap and take his pocket change, Considering that mermaids like shiny things.
Mythology is better than fairy tales, wouldn’t u agree? I see so many stupid questions on the web and stupid answers also. I like vampires and Lycanthropes
(werewolves, wererats, weretigers, ect). Vampire spawns are even spookier. Vampire spawns are revived vampires who have been brought back to like by an unnatural force. They have a more predatory look, plus they are blind and deaf. using their sense of smell they locate their victims. If by any chance you ate garlic the breath of garlic will *bleep* up their senses.
its probably a question for some game
just so you people know this was a question my insane ex girlfriend posted on the web.
Its posted 4 minutes ago –> its fake.
Wewt.
I ain’t kidding you! It is for a fact a real question on wikianswers.com! I have actually seen the the question on the internet! Amen!
well of course spells would’nt work! you’d need to make a very strong potion for such an AWESOME transformation!! Ingredients are as follows:
-a fish (headless)
-a human’s head
-female hair (if you wish to become a mermaid, male hair if you want to become a merman)
-3 eggs
-1 cup of milk
-1 cup of concentraded hydrochloric acid (may be difficult to obtain, but you have to ask yourself just how bad you want to become a mermaid)
-blend all ingredients in a blender and drink
.. tell me how it works out. Cheers!
Fake. Look at when it was made, 4 minutes ago. Either she happened to get a quick draw on it or she made it herself.
I have already came up with the idea of using a potion I have it on this page. lol irony.
they put a period where there is supposed to be a question mark, and a question mark where there is supposed to be a period. Grammar fail.
Try some comma’s
haha, no way. I replied to this same exact question when it was asked a while ago.
Omigawd I answered that question and got BA!
here’s what u do to become a mermaid. strip naked, and jump in the nearest body of water screaming kowabunga and making orgy sounds. and if u believe that, i have a bridge to sell you
I cast magic missile at the darkness!
does ‘report abuse’ count if they’re mental?