Welding Safety Fail!
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FAIL
FIRST
you failed as first LOL
He’s gonna fail his eyes
His safety glasses aren’t gonna be very safe when it catches fire from a spark, they will be holding the burning paper against his eyes.
AND the page is upside down…
Oh, you’re right. He must immediately rotate the page, for his safety
Yes this is such an epic fail, how’re you supposed to read it if it’s upside down?
Because, silly, he is OBVIOUSLY Asian… and we All know they read in 4 directions… (geez)
Any more welding, this guy won’t be reading ANYTHING, ever again. I bet he squints his eyes and thinks he’s safe, but even closed eyes are no protection against harsh UV.
Ha, I eat UV for breakfast!
mmmmmm…. Ultra Violet-Os!!!
by lookin at name(Smelly Hippy) my guess would be, Unclean Vagina.
YEAH, FIRST FAIL!
actually, Hi was FIRST FAIL. you my friend FAILED at bieng FIRST.
First troll. *fires a 7.62 x 54 mm round into FAAAAAIL’s head*
lololololololololol he fails big time and so do i
SECOND
10,363rd
really, does it matter?
lol just kidding
MEET THE SPY??!!
Actually this is not a rotten idea… as long as he’s made very small slits in the paper, he’s limiting the amount of light available to burn his retinas. Of course it would be fun to see a piece of slag pop up and onto the paper!
Also, this is likely the most reading he’s done in a while!
Actually, I think he soaked the paper in vegetable oil to reduce the paper’s opacity, and can see through the paper itself. Brilliant!
Yea! so instead of burning with green flames and light smoke, it’ll make thick smoke right in his eyes.
besides, the light that comes off the welding tip can probably be seen through the paper even without oil.
The glasses or fail yes but the newspaper is good because it well protect him from the UV burning thing. It juts means that this guy is probably really low budget.
FIRST AND SECOND
THRID
You almost counted to three!
*impressed*
Threeve
THREAD?
TREE! =D
flee…? /:
fail
don’t you mean 3rth?? LOL
YES, my thirth is killing me. can i have some water??
That’s gonna leave a mark… *mews*
Not gonna leave a face, tho.
*roffles*
Ah my first laugh of the day. Thanks Fluffy!
*snuggles her favorite sponge*
Does a sponge have a p$ssy?
)
(Oh, I was going to be so good too!
This one does and it’s me I’m your kitty!
… and I bet he leaves a spot when it does.
Definitely *meows*
*Sidhe squeeze*
How can you make a cat bark?
*raises brow* Say wha…?
*squeeze*
Throw gasoline over it and light a match – WOOF
(That was awful – back to work)
*Hssssss*
I’ll get you, my pretty… Ajahahahahaha!
If it’s any consolation:
How do you make a dog meow?
Freeze it and feed it through a circular saw.
*crawls under the porch*
*stalks Aja under porch*
I don’t have a FOOM, so other means will have to suffice.
*lights blowtorch*
Arc you going to be good, or am I going to have to burn your tungsten?
but we have claws and teeth so in other words- pointy ends.
*mews and whimpers*
*pat pat pat*
It’s okay…
*offers cheez-poof*
Here, bat this around a while, then eat it.
*bats at the cheez-poof then eats it*
…the lolcat people are taking over FB! Must… exterminate…
Hold yer britches, lass. I think she’s but a wee one.
*squeeze*
Yes Loz, we’re friends now. They refrain from using lolspeak here, so all is good.
Ach, a wain? I suppose I must let it slide this time. I’m in too good a mood for extermination today anyway
*squeeze!*
*dances a jig*
Now my face is all aflame!
*falls on arse*
*tries to look dignified and aloof*
No one wants to be a loof, loofs have green fingernails and they pee through their ears!
Yes I’m a kitten…
OMG!!! DALEKS!!!! Run, run, and run away some more! *dives into hallway screaming*
Running from Daleks never works. They have lazers. Staircases used to work, but then they figured out antigravity technology. Now we just shoot them with high-powered lightning-gun-type-things
And there’s just never a TARDIS around when you need one!
Putting a saucepan on your head and pretending to mingle works for me every time! after all I have yet to be killed by daleks…
*bops Aja on nose with rolled up newspaper*
Bad Aja!
Go sit on the naughty step.
IknowIknowIknow! Feed it with rotten… Oh “bark” not “barf”. Dunno.
Barking or barfing kitten? DO NOT WANT! *mews*
That’s one bright spark!
Oh, he’s such a flamer!
Someone should fire his ass for that.
“Bite my red hot..glowing… Red hot glowing ass?! AHHHHHH!”
He’s clearly carrying a torch for someone
maybe it’s his eternal flame
Doesn’t look Egyptian to me.
When his eyes are gone he can say “Am I only dreaming, or is this burning an eternal flame?”
close your eyes… give me your hand, darlin’
Do you feel my heart beating? Do you understand?
I would report him to Health & Safety…. but who’s going to recognized him?
Seriously, I can’t believe people this stupid reach adulthood.
the marvels of modern medicine
*squeeze*
What’s funny? I always weld like this!!
lol
What’s funny is the fact that he looks like Woody Allen with a newspaper on his face.
I also look like Woody Allen with a newspaper on my face, have problems with that ?
What’s funny is he looks like he has a super powered finger.
Sparkling ET finger.
“ET wants phone home” <– can you phone with a burned face?
as long as your finger is still in good working order, you can phone anywhere
i think a brain might also be required
Rebels are we
Born to be free
Just like the fish in the sea
I thought he looked more like Fidel Castro!!
Fidel Castro totally looks like Woody Allen.
Only happier
And beardier….
Ummmm: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066808/
with a banana??
Win.
♪ Woo-ee-oo, he looks just like Buddy Holly. ♪
Weld alright?
No, blow Diddley.
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you’re Mary Tyler Moore
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care about that
Taya, what’s with you always dissin my girl? Why do ya gotta front?
She just sang that line and made me wanna sing the song
Paper still doesn’t ever burn right?
Not unless it’s made out of witches.
Ever since the WTC it is the USA’s stand that paper (passports) do not burn. Officially.
Or very small rocks
There is no fail, It’s a normal way to weld. Actual welding is done with eyes closed, the newspaper protects the face from the UV rays
fail
And if the newspaper catches fire from the torch? … Mmmm toasty!
It’s an asbestos newspaper. Can’t catch on fire.
too bad lol
But it CAN cause lung cancer!
Not just no fail, it’s a definite WIN! In times of economic depression it is absolutely delightning to see such personal engagement in saving effort. Will go seek my boss to brownnose some and make equivalent suggestions for our foot-troops!
now i can read the newa AND weld at the same time!
hammers “a” flat and welds on an “s” in it’s place
I hope you were wearing a newspaper while doing that.
unfortunately i am out of paper today so i had to settle for a ziploc bag
Oh yes because ziploc has two layers instead of one.LOL
yerrow and brue make green!
It’s the only way you can keep up on the latest health and safety regulations.
Which is possibly ironic, even though no spoons are involved. Unless you weld them I guess.
*walks in on his hands*
*sǝlʞuɐ s,uıɯooɯ ǝɥʇ sǝzǝǝnbs*
*leaves*
*leaps and squeezes ankles*
*bandages Arthur’s hands*
These look like they’ve been trodden on, what have you been up to?
*snuggles the Moomin, purring*
*scritches Taya under the chin*
*purrs at the scritches and cuddles with the Moomin*
Looks safe to me.
This remake of Flashdance lacks a certain amount of sexiness.
I think we might see the water-drops-on-dancer scene soon. (Was that in Flashdance?)
If we’re lucky, they should use a female dancer for the dance scenes rather than a male one.
just wait ’till he takes off the jumpsuit to dance in his matching paper thong!
I don’t want to. There’s an urgent thing, I must go there instead.
no thong. just rolled up paper cone.
It’s Weird Al!
“Ha ha. That Garfield always cracks me up…”
“AUGHHHH!”
I like the little paper shield he’s made for his nose.
From the shape of the glasses I’d say he’s one of the Two Ronnies.
This must be an out-take from a sketch that never made it to t.v.
‘Cos this guy’s ‘avin’ a larf!
Damn. My eyes need seeing to. I read the title as “WEDDING Safety Fail” and found myself thinking “Yeah. Dumbest thing a man can ever do.”
well, stupid is as stupid does.
well he did a wonderful job on my vag
Why, is it a hunk, a hunk of burning love?
it burns so goooood
He also welded my ass shut and just kept feeding me andFEEDING ME!
“I will remember the fire…”
This makes me sad. Imagine our living stardards would be so bad? Being forced to work and knowing to risk your health and desperatingly trying to save yourself with a sheet of paper! That’s not to laugh. That’s something to think about. It’s not his fail or a safety fail but a fail for the world.
I think it is a page out of the instruction manual for welding he is using LOL.
Step 1: hook up ground clamp.
Step 2: turn on welder.
Step 3: SHIELD eyes!!!!
I can see how the safety manual would help in this case. It is much thicker.
Notice next to this fail there are 2 adds for eyewear?…hmm…
Nice eyes bigtruth27.
Uh, what’s he welding? Is he welding? Using what? All I see is someone in a stupid getup holding a sparkler to a metal frame.
Um, that’s called ’stick’ welding. The most common form next to wire-feed. Durr.
Seriously? A sparkler? No no, that’s actually a magic wand, the way everythng is made. The products end up pretty and shiny on the sales floor with just a flick of the wrist…
FAIL! even at first… lol : )
middle
Hmm…. maybe my face isn’t flammable enough… this should help.
This one looks photoshopped.
i agree, it looks faker than an intelligent word out of George w bush’s mouth….
this is absolutely photoshopped. there are at least 3 different pictures in it; the main pic, the glasses, and the paper. Fail at failing.
Not funny at all. Don’t laugh at someone who has no money. The worker would surely like to have a real welding mask.
Um, bull. The guys I work with make $17 an hour and up. They pull this crap all the time.They bitch because it’s hard to see with the welding shades on, they don’t like s sweaty hood, they don’t like this and that and….then they bitch and whine and get to sit out of work for the rest of the day when thier eyes get flashburned.
Paper mask for welding win
So, I take it this guy works at PSNS eith me….we see this crap every day. It’s great when they get flashburn, though.
At least he is not using centerfold page from Hustler!
this should either be welding fail, or mcgayver win
The correct spelling is MacGyver
Trust me, I have the first four seasons on DVD
Whatever happened to Boggy? SB? And a few others for that matter?
I haven’t been arround for a while, but I was there for the Fake Dark incident.
1) He isn’t welding.
2) He is just using the paper to block the sparks note the lack of scorch marks on the paper.
It’s actually a win.
If you don’t think he is welding then what is he really doing? Trust me this is welding.
Uh… he’s welding.
This man has huge balls and a tiny brain.
really? ):[
OMFG THIS LOOKS SO FAKE!
THAT WELDER IS A SPY!
actually, so long as those are polycarbonate lenses, he wont likely get UV burn (leads to arc eye). if hes getting light through there though, it’ll cause infrared burns which are essentially little tiny blisters on your eyeballs. if there isn’t any light, he’ll just catch his face on fire in about three seconds. but it does kinda look like a sparkler anyways
i somehow doubt they are……cant blame him for chancin his arm(well,face/eyes) but still……………..and the only welding ive been let do in a metalwork module at college was the same type of thing,not a proper torch but still did the job
lets send this guy one of my da’s colection of welding masks in the shed…………after i show this to him….: D
i see only a win here. that property in the picture is beautiful.
face burn win
lol what kind of ghetto employer rations his workers newspaper and reading glasses to do welding
So this is what the economy has grown to.
second last
Hey, it works in a pinch, right? Now what would be a real FAIL would be someone looking right at the flame and burning the heck out of their retinas. I call this a resourcefulness win. Except for the fact that he can’t quite see what he’s doing… oh, yeah. Disregard this whole comment, please, OK, thank you.
from a movie not fail
WIN
FIRRRRRRRRRRRST
What? I don’t see whats wro….ohhhh, the glasses are in the way!