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Damn it, I hoped the new fail would make my day, because the one coming up next will undoubtedly suck.
This just made me grin a little.
If you don’t want to laugh you will not laugh. So go blame yourself and quit spoiling the fun!
But I wanted to laugh, d’oh.
I just cackled like an idiot, and I wasn’t expecting a laugh at all. I expected mirth, maybe even just a slight half-grin.
always been curious… how well does mirth go with ambergris?
Who want’s to go for a side swim?
just shup up plz.
Are you kidding? I think this is friggin hilarious!
Great practical joke, it must have taken ages to dig that hole in the sidewalk.
that was funny? but man, i would be so p*ssed off!!
That was NOT funny. Incredibly mean.
When someone goes to the trouble to dig a giant pit on a bike path what could you really do but laugh? They even put outkast on the video. How can anything with Hey Ya as the soundtrack be mean?
OOooooh, of course! Silly me…I was thinking of the victims rather than the pranksters and the soundtrack.
*smacks self on forehead*
I was talking about the victims getting mad. When someone goes to that kind of trouble you just have to hope you brought your sense of humor that day. (and hopefully not your cell phone) I was being trite talking about Outkast.
Ohhh, so if I go to lots of trouble planning and then executing something incredibly mean-spirited that will offend and hurt innocent bystanders, they better appreciate the effort I put into it, and not go after me, because uhhh… why is that again?
Fail care troll is fail. Gb2/ichc.
I would murder someone…
The “AHHHS” as people go in…priceless…but yeah…mass murder.
“YES! I FINALLY GOT THAT 20,000 CHECK AS A RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *dances around like a madman* “now all i have to do is lose some weight and the wife will give me some action finally… how about a walk in the park”
– Worst luck ever
That is Howie Doit. The meanest prank show ever. clicky. I would have cried.
OMG that is awful.
Right? Some of the other episodes I watched made people think that were the cause of a heart attack -another one made a girl think she was getting chemical burns, I just can’t believe that it is funny. It actually makes me wonder if the whole show is fake.
No, two of my friends got taken in. They were on the manly show. They had to interview people in Vaughan Mills mall (Maple, Ont, Canada) while they were unknowingly wearing effeminate makeup. They asked questions about what makes a man manly and if they would care to join them at a party to display manliness alongside them. One of my other friends got taken in for a murder scene.
To see them look up howie do it man’s man. Both friends got taken in. If you are lazy, clicky.
Awww I didn’t want my theory busted
The make-up one was funny though.
cuz you get to be on tv duh
better pissed off than pissed on… that was water in the pit, was it not?
nope — was piss … this was a prank by college boys and they all drank beer while digging the hole.
all actors and if not i hope nobody comes with ababy carige
Agreed. I would laugh after I beat the sh*t out of you.
By “you” I mean the people that dug the hole.
That’s (almost) the same as the one above. Unless the first one was accidental.
That was hilarious Jason!
I can’t help but think I’d be ticked byt this walk in the park joke as well. What if I had my cell, my I-phone or what ever in my pocket? As this would probably never be taped in the litiguously – inclined USA I don’t think I have to worry about it at my local park. Anyone else think they look a tad fake?
not the 10-y.o. standing next to me laughing his silly little head off.
Do you mean b/c the majority of the victims were cute young women?
Had it been someone in a wheeeel chiair they would have edited it out.
Poor dogs!
LOL This is awesome
I personally would find it hilarious if I was taking a walk and fell into a huge hole of water, but then again I am the type of person who laughs when I run into a pole, tree, or glass door… tehe 
LOL, someone did the same thing with a waterbed once. It’s a good prank…life is worth a laught once in awhile.
glad it wasn’t me. someone would have paid dearlyl.
that’s not the best prank, sstill good though
So. It rains like a deludge in these countries. I bet it was a construction hole. And then the rain came, and flooded it in minutes. Or it got washed out from below, collapsed, and then filled.
See, I was thinking sink hole. Just because the sidewalk around looks a bit ragged as well. But yours makes sense, too. I sincerely doubt anyone dug that hole, since it is on a public walkway, under concrete, in a rather awkward place for digging.
i only half grinned too. *is slightly dissapointed, but not too much*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLFAO!!!!!!
Rolling On Floor…Laughing Fake Armpits Off?
f-ing a*s
I have to confess, I actually laughed heartily at this one. I usually don’t for fails like this, but this was just too funny. I’m still laughing.
due, they guy disaperared in the puddle, i can’t stop laughing
Hehehe… predictable but yes, funny!
Yes, today was a good day for failing.
I know this only too well.
Man, I needed this today. Kinda makes this Thursday-Monday better.
Everyday is a good day for ailing, isn’t it? I never could think of a day that isn’t…
Actually, I thought the guy on the bike was going to crash into the guy who was talking…the whole “getting swallowed up by the giant Puddle o’ Doom” thing really took me by surprise!
I was more shocked to find my brain actually went in the right direction.
Caught me by surprise too. I almost wish I knew of a puddle like that around here. I would stand by it alllll day!
Yeah, I was right there with you guys, expecting a crash-fail, not a sink-fail. Awesome!
actually, this fail is a puddle-fail, not a sink-fail. a sink-fail involves a bathroom/kitchen/garage sink, not someone sinking.
ahhhh…. i see now. Lasik is a wonderfull thing
Think sink noun (as in sinkhole), not sink verb.
*thinks sink noun*
*is confused*
*decides to squeeze*
*does that*
Woohoo!
Storrow Drive… just past BU.
YES!! Exactly!!
*hugs fellow Bostonian*
You need one of those James-Bond submersible Lotus’.
I’d get scuba gear and a dinosaur costume and hide in the puddle. Then leap out at people. Raaagh!
Moomin, you’re a mad genius.
im trained to dive,and trained in a very cold lake, you collect the gear and i’l hop in, as im 14 my chances of staying all the way under and not being seen are higher
Moomin is a tiny little Horse jockey. How much smaller could you be?
So… confessional time… this is pretty lowbrow neolithic humour and all… but: Did you laugh?
Actually, I gasped and clapped my hand over my mouth (yes, BFF, I was LITERALLY gobsmacked!)…and then I just started to giggle when they were wrestling with the bicycle.
This was my reaction too! To a T!
I sat here and cackled, like a fool. I’m glad I wasn’t working today.
I’m still laughing!
Like a crazy person. I also wanted to find the bicyclist and present him with a copy of Shel Silverstein’s “Where the Sidewalk Ends”.
yes, do not look, causes permanent retinal damage.
*rofl!*
I forgot about it. Voila! gone.
thank you!!! oh praise the lord!!!!
Just the name is enough to make you push the “back to previous page” button.
Was at first fearful that he would take his time coming out or that he was stuck to the bike. But then relieved when he rose out of the water with help. The bit of trying to struggle to bike out of the puddle made me chuckle.
That man never held a bike in his life.
Doesn’t know what he was missing. That embrace is undeniable.
I am wondering why it was the bystander that took such an interest in pulling the bike out …
it does lack the “concerned citizen” behaviour doesn’t it…
I couldn’t laugh. I felt bad for the guy.
I made an audible sound similar to ‘ha’ The last thing that got me really laughing was Arthur’s 404 error comment. It just hit the right spot.
*this may be my last comment today – I keep getting booted out after each comment, what a pain*
Don’t go! It appears the blog is fixed! Don’t leave me alone with the Trolls!!!!!
Never mind…scratch that…
What’s with all these buggies this afternoon?
At least the recent comment box is updating again.
Ah, crashed again. And recent comments is still borked. Never mind.
I thought that was just on my computer. We had a “service update” yesterday and the stoopid thing hasn’t been working right since!
agreed. I figured he’d just run over the lady and the reporter. Nope…hee heee
The guy sitting next to me at work made me play it again he liked it so much.
I thought it was fantastic. Guy in puddle: funny. Guy swallowed whole by gaping void in the earth: hilarious.
Who just leaves a hole like that lying around, anyway? Inconsiderate.
You used to work in a store that provided lots of devices to fill holes, no?
*snork!*
Still do.
I manage the store with the devices to fill the holes. Or simulate the holes. Or… Well, you get the idea.
Or stimulate the holes!
Hee! That’s what I actually read the first time! Dirty minds think alike…
Hehe! Stimulation is definitely something we’ve got covered in this store! (Well, not directly. We have the equipment for one to do so themselves. Discreetly. Not here.)
I think they have simulation covered as well — it is just not the holes that are being simulated …
No, they simulate holes, too.
So, you could buy a simulated hole and a simulated hole filler …. and then put on a puppet show??
What a way to pass some time…
*get’s lost in thought*
is courtney love one of your customers?
No, but there are definitely some things in here I’d love to whack her upside the head with.
got any dead mackrel?
Ooh, I see they have a slightly used pink rubber fist with minimal stains!
*buzzes*
I’ll take “Rejected Family Feud questions” for $100, Alex.
Ok? So how did you get on my show. And oh where did Sean Connery go now?
Er, I think he went home in a huff. He complained he couldn’t find any pen1s mightier.
i love how all of the posts here tie back to something in previous fails
We live to serve. Or is that “serve to live?” One of them, anyway.
Oh. My.
*suddenly feels … slightly inadequate*
You need not feel inadequate, Brewski. If I have understood correctly, you are of the straight male variety. It’s not so much the ladies that buy the big toys, if you catch my meaning.
rubber substitute?
no thanks. my galoshes work just fine. always practice safe walking.
You mean a vegetable stand?
That’s… Um… Exactly what is meant. Vegetables.
Potato –
*SQUEEZE!!!*
I saw on the other thread that you need many squeezes today. I’ll be happy to keep you supplied!
*squeeze*
Pass it on
*squeezes*
Like that?
*squeezes to all and Elsa Mama*
No, like that.
*whistles*
*sighs*
Um, is it too early for a squeeze “the Belgian way”?
(…/2009/01/06/flavor-fail/#comment-232393
Hee…! My day just isn’t complete without a Moomin squeeze.
*SQUEEZE!*
And an Arthur squeeze is totally a bonus. *SQUEEZE*
And a Sponge squeeze…! *SQUISSSSHHH*
Erm….ah, what the hell. Nothing wrong with a good *squish*.
thank you thank you — *SQUEEZE* right back at cha!
Oooo Allow me to add one more – *SQUEEZE!*
sweet potato… I yam what I yam.
People with prosthetic arms should be careful then when they start to laugh.
lol,
well, at least i didn’t lose them in that giant, wait…… GIANT puddle.
*sigh* yes, now I need help re-attaching them
rolling on floor laughing… furiously at ovaltine???
well, ovaltine is pretty funny! *thinks about ovaltine* pfffttttt….hhee hee….hahahahahahahha! ooh, ooh, ooooohhhhhh k. mmm
“More Ovaltine Please!!!”
They should call it Roundtine.
*sarcasticly, not intending to be mean*youre sooo funny. yeah, Aja, they should call it roundtine…
Um, I think that was a bit harsh on Aja, tofu mogu. Those kinds of wordplay are appreciated here.
Agreed. TM, we know you’re having a bad day, but most people signed a petition to ignore anyone who upsets them. If you want people to play with you, please play nice.
I said i was not intending to be mean! sorry if anyone took offence.
BTW, don’t call me TM. please call me Tofu. thanks.
Yes Tofu, I think TM is already trademarked.
oh, Brewski! *tears of laughter*
lol!
In all fairness, the emoticon was a bit too far. That smily is usually reserved for negative comments.
i meant to do this:
(psst, Bondfan, I believe Tofu is considerably younger than you…)
I know that, Brewski. Why, have I said something that I shouldn’t have?
freal?
Someone has taken bondfan’s throne?
Oh NO!!! There are rules for use of emoticons!!! Eye Rolling is a negative???!!!! But, my daughter rolls her eyes at me all the time – just in fun…. Are you sure that eye rolls are negative??
*adds this to Brewski’s lists – comment has to be interesting, humorous or … drat i forgot the third one … and no eye rolling ….. *
OK enough, I retract that list!! That didn’t come across right at all. Seriously though, I have thought it’d be great to throw together a faq that doesn’t make us look like post nazis. I would hope failblog would seem inviting to like-minded newbies, not a make-an-innocent-mistake-and-get-your-head-chopped-off blog. If I find the time, I’ll try to write up some things. Others are welcome if you’d like to write something.
Dude, where’s my bike?
Where’s my bike, dude?
Bike? What bike?
Funny, I thought I was riding a bike, but now I’m swimming. That doesn’t usually happen!
It doesn’t?!?!
That happens to me all the time!… i mean, yah, that… never… happens.
nope, never, but this one time, i fell in the creek off my bike.
tri-athalon!
Ah, the ubiquitous bicycle fail.
Foop! She’s famous!
She?
Oh, I see. I thought you meant the poor cycling chap.
Yes she is! Well done Foop! Weeee
Betty, you weeee-ed again. Sponge-time!
Don’t worry DW. It’s not a wee weeee, it’s only mopped up wine from earlier.
Oh…that fail just broke my heart when I saw it. All that wine…gone…
*sobs*
*pat pat pat*
I know it seems like the end of the world but there will be more wine. Just give it an hour or so and someone will moan about it being faked.
*sniff…*
Promise?
*scrubs nose with the back of hand*
heres some wine, DW.
.
Awww… i thought this fail would be GOOD. This fail fails for being a fail. This website is SOOO FAKE!!!
(disclaimer:NONE OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE.I AM JUST MAKING SOME WINE FOR ALL TO ENJOY.)
.
Drink up!!!
I prefere red, red wine
I doo to, cherry oh baby.
Many rivers to cross couldn’t keep me from red, red wine.
Congrats Foop!
*throws confetti*
*gets swallowed by giant puddle*
Well done, Foop! *wispers to Foop* dont let the paparazzi get to you, and dont talk to anyone, because tabloids will think that you two are gonna get married, okay?? good. *talking to fluffy* good thing you are a fish! … mmmmmm… fish…
uh, idk for this one, but here ya go.
Dot Org!
Click to vote!
*tries to win a Kindle*
BMW Win!
My co-worker’s BMW failed on her the other day. Transmission started spraying fluid everywhere. Big mess.
No! So you’re saying… it was a BMW Fail??
Only if you don’t like big messes.
Awesome! Time to go swimming!
Yay Foop!
*throws confetti*
mr cuddles deserves honorary mention as well!
*blows party noisemakers*
Oops, did I just do an unintentional double-entendre?
*misses MMC*
Me too, Ms B, me too. But we still have awesome people like you, so that helps!
*hugs*
Awww! You’re sweet!
*smooch*
smooch is for Brewski, no smooch for you! lol, ok, *smooch* for you Ms B
Hey now, don’t be mean to Ms B! She’s awesome!
*smooches back*
Brewski, you’ve got two women fighting over you. Sounds like something most men would want to keep going until it reaches a pudding-filled baby pool or something like that…
Nothing against you, Ms B. It’s just for the video. *Squeeze*
There’s video of me again!? How does this keep happening to me?
*grumble grumble*
puding!! hey, i said you could have a smooch too…
Ah, Ms B, you’re cute when you’re angry!
Abstract, I don’t know if Ms B is as…er, flexible as you, if you know what I mean.
ahhh
it’s ok….
Gone for the day and this happens? :O
Just goes to show you that Fail Blog is WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY more important than anything out in the real world
*Sigh*
I work to pay for my internet bill. Just so I can be with you.
I understand. Not all of us get paid to Fail.
I think we squished Aiki this morning but piling too many people on top of him.
*hesitates to ride people now*
Oh, was that unintentional?
I seem to have blown my chance to get away with that kind of thing.
But seriously, no pun was intended.
Now come with me and lets jump in that puddle!!
*cannonballs into sidewalk*
*swan-dives in after him*
*does a graceful swan dive into the puddle, without leaving a ripple*
Woo hoo! Pool party!
*bellyflops in*
Someone bring in the floating pool bar!
I’m coming with it! Gosh, it’s heavy. You guys drink a lot, you know that?
*Swims over towing floating pool bar*
Yay! Hmm… can you do a mojito? They’re so good at a pool party!
Diet coke for me, please!
Sure! Glad I stopped off to pick up the fresh mint before coming to the party.
*Hands Brewski a mojito*
*Hands Ms B a rum and diet coke (heavy on the rum)*
*sip*
Yum! I hope this doesn’t go to my head. We’ve found that alcohol and pools don’t mix well for me…
Mmm… perfect! Thanks!
It’s ok. I hired a lifeguard. The safe word is anteater. You have been warned.
I don’t wanna see any running or horse play near the pool. *applies sunscreen to nose*
How about horseplay in the pool? *Smiles winsomely*
Only if it involves actual horses.
Hay Ms. B — I thought it was alcohol and clothes that did not mix well for you! Where is your taste tester?
Well, I use Leila when I’m under the impression that my drink is straight. I knew this was filled with rum when I took it.
Straight up? I can do that, too.
*Pours Ms B a gin and tonic*
ick and ick
I’ll get you your own drink, Abstract, if you tell me what you want.
Does somebody need *hic* a test taster?!
Pick me!!
*Snort*
Lightweight!
Could I please have a Strawberry Daiquiri? wow that is spelled weird, but Microsoft swears it is right.
*looks at Brewski*
I swear, it wasn’t my fault this time. I wasn’t even here!
*Gets out of the pool to use blender*
*Carefully passes Abstract daiquiri*
*Cannonballs back into pool and swims back to bar*
*grabs another mojito*
Good shtuff!!
Want one Dargon??
thank you ever so kindly, Bearly!
Hey Bearly!! You’re an aweshum bratender!!
abshtract! You’re shwimming too?
I’m one luck *hic* lucky guy!!
*smooch*
Uh oh. Time to cut Brewski off. But hey, you’ve still got your trunks on! Congratulations!
Hee…! No thanks, Brewski. I’m still working on the bottle of champagne Bearly gave me earlier.
Besides…I’ve never been a big fan of mint. *pleh!*
Suit yourself.
And hey, I jusht have a liddle buzz on, it’s not like I drank dragon grog!!
*dives back in pool*
*forgets drink was still in right hand*
*swims over to bar*
I’ll take a Mimosa please, Bearly.
*rescues Brewski’s glass from him, managing to take his swim trunks at the same time*
Hmm, Dragonwriter has one bottle of champagne. Good thing I hid a spare!
*Pops cork and makes mimosa*
*Hands mimosa to Lurk*
Nice job with Brewski’s trunks, by the way!
lol, *hic* bare, mean be um be carefull *hic* swimmn’ dreunk is dangerush *hic* freal! k? um, were did my shirt go?
Nudity is fine (I couldn’t stop that if I tried), but we’ve got a lifeguard today. Enjoy your drinks and make sure to wear your water wings!
actshly, Brewski, whai where did you go..oh, k um actshly we um oooh what was in that drink? hey, so, where are your shorts? hey um actshly we should go out the pool and not drown and do not drowning activitesh. *hic* ahhh, yup!
Wooo!! Look at abstract!!
Oooh, if I hadn’t had elebenty mojitos, I’d feel guilty. But… letsh go!!!
*notices lifeguard watching* Uh oh…
Thank you Bearly. A naked Brewski is a happy Brewski. Not to mention helping hold off the Apocalypse.
Abstract, do you want to borrow my water wings?
shhh, gave lifeguard man liiiiitle tip. he bes so quiet k? cmere, is a pool hose w lots of stuffs um lots of um what is this stuffs called? padded bench thingies, yup they are. k, um, stop tipping over, k, comere. has mojiyo icky things in here toooo for you. and a pritcher of stuffs too.
k, yah, thanksh, tryin go to pool house now. seduchiong Brewski and shuch. here a liiiiitle tip for you tooooooo a ssshhhhhhhh. um to um to you IUL. thanks *squeeze* *smooch*
Hey, no sex inside the floating pool bar!! Ladies and gents, it’s last call. Please don’t forget to tip your bartender. Thanks!
*composes self* Thank you for your excellent service this afternoon. Could I please have a Long Island Iced Tea for last call? Thank you ever so kindly. Here is a $20. Hopefully that helps you disregard my previous indiscretion.
Oh, it’sh dark in here! Woah! Whatsh you doing? Uh oh!!
*Makes Long Island Iced Tea for Abstract*
Thanks! And I’m glad you sobered up a little. Do I need to call anyone a cab?
*door opens*
*blink blink*
OHMIGAWD! I’ve been making out with an inflatable pool animal!!
*runs around screaming and waving arms*
*doesn’t see pool, runs in and disappears under water*
*tips Bearly*
Honestly, Bearly, I think those two are too drunk to do much. But just in case…
*gets out waterproof video camera*
Lifeguard man!!!!! help HELP!!
tell me about it, IUL. He was making out with a plastic pool animail thinger.
dooo dooo dooo deeed dooo dood deed ododododooodoo! um, hey so what’s up over here?
All right! Bar’s closed because I’m off for the night! Woo hoo!
*Smooches all her drunken and not-so-drunken fellow failbloggers (except trolls)*
Someone find Brewski some pants before he leaves, ok?
G’Night, Bearly! Don’t worry, I’ll take care of Brewski.
*crawls out of pool*
*cough hack cough sputter!!*
Ooooohhh myyyy…
*looks around*
Lurk!!
*faints*
*stops in*
Brewski naked, Abstract topless, Ms B in a bikni, assorted cloths floating around. All is right with the world.
*tosses the keys to Abstract*
Lock up when you are done.
*walks out*
guess I’d better take him home with me. ok. good night all. be safe. IUL, can you please help me drag him to the car?
*gurgle*
Where’sh Lurk? Did she shave me from drowning?
My hero!
Thanks, Jules! Take it easy, man and have a good one. *shakes keys with a feeling od satisfaction*
*hides camera*
Here, Abstract, let me help you with him. Are you sure you’re ok to drive? Brewski, don’t breathe on me.
Lurk, my hero! I wudda drowned! *gives sloppy kiss*
Wherez the party abstract? I’m reddy…
*ZZZZzzzzz*
YUP, I’m good! Thanks for checking. I sobered up fast. whatcha doin with that camera?
Camera? What camera?
*looks innocent while hiding camera in a bush behind her back*
Alright fellow failbloggers, I’m off. see you all tomorrow if there’s not too much work. night!
wow… this is like being at the indoor pool at Adams House.
*splashes the gals*
*grabs pool paddle board and kicks around*
*mutters under breath*
I will keep my clothes on, I will keep my clothes on, I will keep my clothes on*
*dives into pool*
Hey! How’s it goin’?
Who dives into a pool of water with her clothes on???
:p
I was just trying too hard.
*goes to change into bikini*
*mutters under breath*
I will help Ms B keep her clothes on, I will help Ms B keep her clothes on, I will help Ms B take her clothes off…
No! Wait! Darn!
It’s just too hard!! (Unintentional pun? You decide!)
*hic*
You a funny man, Breswik!
*Discreetly checks video camera set up in floating bar*
*stretches out on beach towel, munching Twizzlers*
*watches the hijinks*
*opens deckchair*
*takes out Tom Clancy novel*
*reads while waiting*
*sips Sprite*
All failbloggers lounging poolside wearing sunscreen? I don’t want to spend the next week applying aloe to all of you!
I brought an old newspaper.
Judy! What did you get into? Don’t tell me somebody spiked your Diet Coke again?
*discreetly swaps “Judy” with “Ms B”*
Too many mojitos! I can’t even keep names straight!
No worries! I was well aware this time that Bearly put rum in my drink.
It’s true – I don’t believe in spiking drinks without the full permission of the drinker. Now, Brewski, please walk along this white line….
Huh??? What’d I do?
*arrives with toiletpaper wrapped around head*
Hullo, it’s actually me. None of that silly greasy sunscreenbusiness for me. You should all do as Aja and I.
*jumps in pool*
Uh oh!
Ha ha ha!! Czuch’s head looksh like a porta-potty bowl!! Ha ha!
Ready to make some papier mache?
Is this a Commando Thursday pre-official Cuddle Puddle?
I thought it was a Puddle Cuddle?
Hmmm. That would explain it.
*flings clothes away*
*jumps in*
*applauds*
That’s the spirit!
*hides clothes* Hee!
I could have sworn it was called “Commando Thursday”, not “Everyone Get Naked Thursday”, but I approve! Nude is the way to be!
*Is nude*
(Pants were uncomfortable with no underpants anyway)
You’re nude? Now how did I miss that?
*surreptitiously takes pictures*
*Poses lasciviously*
Er… Ummm….
*Self-conciously covers self and hides*?
Wow, brand new to the blog, and Chan has flaunted it all! What a day!
*squeeze*
*Blushes*
Sorry. It’s a fault of mine. A character flaw that I just haven’t been able to overcome.
Foop!! Congrats!! And the cuddle puddle gets honors as well!
*releases the blimp “CONGRATULATIONS FOPO*
Fopo?! I distinctly wrote Foop on that form! Oh for christ’s-
Never mind. Congrats Foop!
BFF, you seriously need to start using a different company for these sorts of things.
*throws confetti for foop*
*Hands Dragonwriter a bottle of champagne*
Will you do the honors? Congratulations, Foop!
*pops cork*
*drinks champagne directly from the bottle*
…What? You mean you wanted some, too?? Pfft…! Next time you’ll know better than to hand me a bottle of champagne, then! :p
It’s ok. I’ve got the hard liquor over at the floating pool bar.
Is the bar floating in the puddle?
*worries about germs*
OMG LOL
Your name is quite apt.
It was nice of the reporter to pull the bike out.
Is someone trying to out-judy you?
Three’s company!
Three is just odd.
One-upsmanship is an ugly, ugly thing.
There’s no substitution for the real thing!
*squeezes Judy*
But, mine was two-upsmanship!
Hee…you weren’t there when I posted that. :p
*squeeze* Dragon.
Did I just hear Cary Grant in here somewhere?
Yes, and he just went gay all of a sudden. (1:30)
I’d never seen that before! Thanks!
Watch the whole movie. It’s fantastic!
Promise!
I agree with czuhc, the movie is a work of genius.
Someone call Wyle E. Cyote, I think we’ve found the answer to his problems.
ACME giant hole in the sidewalk?
Only stops bikes, not road runners.
No, a trap not made by ACME.
Calvin Q. Calculus portable hole then?
If he’s anything like his brother Cuthbert, forget the hole idea.
DOT *blub*!
*snork*
Forget something?
*taps foot*
They can hardly pull the bike out. Is it quicksand?
It almost looks like he’s playing tug of war with the bike near the end. I don’t want to know what’s in the puddle pulling the other side. *hides under blanket*
My thoughts exactly!
*joins Katz under blankie*
Hi, Judy! *snuggle*
Is it gone yet? The puddle monster?
RRAWR!!
EEEEEE!!! MONSTER!!!
*Saunters over, clears throat, and tries to look intimidating*
GRRRRROWL!
*Realizes that it isn’t working and flees, grabbing Katz and Judy*
*tickles Bearly under the chin*
Silly old bear!
You are so brave! *super squeeze*
Aw, thanks! *Squeeze*
*sidewalk win
All I can think is, “So THAT’S where the writers of Scrubs got the idea.”
LMAO that was awesome. Feel bad for the man, but how deep was the hole?. I feel a song coming on…
* How deep is your Love *
Innuendo win.
NNOOOOOO!!!
Curse you for that earworm!! That song should be taken out to pasture and shot!
Awww, don’t you like the Bee Gees?
It’s like a SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER for him. He’s STAYIN’ ALIVE by not listening to their songs.
It’s a Tragedy he doesn’t get to listen to them more often.
Stop! Have mercy!!
Cheer up, Brewski! You should be dancing!
Damn. Scared him away. And I had a whole bukkitful of them, too.
*dances in circles*
*spills mojito*
Damn!
Stayin alive, Stayin alive!!
Hey, that’s the last mojito, ok? I really hope you don’t get hangovers.
*Shakes head*
*sneaks another mojito to Brewski*
Hee hee!!!
Well, if you can’t beat ‘em…
*Makes pitcher of sex on the beach and grabs one for herself*
Thanksh Ms B! *smooch!*
*dances by party puddle*
*remembers his swim trunks are missing*
*dives quickly back into pool*
*once again forgets drink in hand*
*still struggling with length of toiletpaper in pool*
*is suddenly entangled with naked drunk guy*
AAARGH!
Brewski, are you sure you want me to do that while you’re still tangled up with Czuhc?
Wait… you mean I’m not grabbing you right now, under the water?
AAAAHHHH!!!
*thrashes around, gets further entangled in toilet paper*
Lifeguard! Pull the naked Brewski over to the shallow end, please!
Welcome to “Just Another Thursday on FailBlog”.
he, Brewski, I’m talking to you way up there. come visit! *smooch*
*notices lack of shirt*
Oh my! Are those your, um, water wings?
*smooches*
*remembers he’s naked in front of the blog*
indeed, would you like to try them? It’s last call up top, please come visit before Barely closes the bar.
And I stayed mostly clothed, Judy! Are you so proud of me?
Well, It ain’t the Friday cuddle puddle yet, Ms B! But so far, you’re doing great. Let’s talk tomorrow evening.
And I don’t wanna be alone…
Why you like the bee gee to(o)?
I’ve been humming Jingle Bells nonstop for the past two days. Is it stuck in your head yet?
Yes?
Welcome to hell.
NOOOO!! EEEEE!! *runs out of the room*
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
♪ I come from a land down under. ♫
♪ I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my bike from wandering
where it will go ♪
*rofl!*
Nobody will know this one but me:
♫ Hole in the sidewalk! Gateway to Heaven. Window in time, through it I fly. ♪
(apologies to Black Sabbath)
♫ There’s a hole in the sidewalk, dear Liza dear Liza
There’s a hole in the sidewalk, dear Liza, a hole! ♫
♪ There’s a hole in the world tonight
There’s a cloud of fear and sorrow
There’s a hole in the world tonight
Don’t let there be a hole in the world tomorrow ♪
Refresh fail! Today is a bad day for that one. *facepalm*
That’s one hell of a puddle!
Wait, are you the devil?
Oh crap…
Clickie. It’s a funny yet tragic story.
*Starts Wallaby Rehab Center* Poor lil guys!
I agree. Poor lil’ guys indeed!
wow, I would have killed for a pic. of the circles. lol!
Cheeky buggers!
*goes off to read “Where the Sidewalk Ends”*
Seems appropriate today, no?
Clickie for an appropriate read by an appropriate writer.
Fluffy, you just made my day!
There’s a polar bear
In our Frigidaire—
He likes it ’cause it’s cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish,
He’s nibbling the noodles,
He’s munching the rice,
He’s slurping the soda,
He’s licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he’s in there—
That polary bear
In our Fridgitydaire.
I had to find this after you mentioned Shel Silverstein’s work. It is my favorite.
There’s too many kids in this tub.
There’s too many elbows to scrub.
I just washed a behind i’m sure wasn’t mine.
Theres too many kids in this tub.
-Shel Silverstien
indeed, too many!
indeed. lol
T’ealc?
It reminds me a scene from scrubs when JD rides by bike and falls into a hole filled of water and go out another hole
That remind me of those times I’ve flipped over to Comedy Central only to find they were playing reruns of Scrubs. Everything still tastes like vomit…
Sidewalk… made in China. Soon to be sold in the US of A.
LOL
Jason @10:11… this kind of stuff happens to me all the time except I’m usually not dealing with pranks or punks.
ROFL I thought both videos were hilarious. If the first were to happen in the US, huge lawsuit. The second one was all in good fun, although like many before me have stated, it would cause some problems because of the electronics people might have brought with them. Most people in the states take their ipods, iphones, and whatnots with them for a run, and would not be in such good spirits after something like this.
…hearing aids, lenses, glass eyes, prosthetic limbs, toupets, silk shirts, colostomies, Gucci bags, …
Typing this I start wondering how most of us manage to go out on a rainy day.
I have an umbrella. I roll my pants up and wear flip-flops. my glasses do always seem to get wet, though.
I hate umbrellas. I hate umbrella songs. I would rather just get wet
Under my umbrella, eh eh eh
ella ella under my umbrella
First!!!!
Now, Jack, we’ve told you about that already. Or have you forgotten how you lost your fingers? Now, go sit down and behave.
jack sprat… (complete this, please)
… can eat no fat.
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…His wife could eat no lean.
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…And so betwixt the two of them…
…They licked the platter clean.
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You’re all so obedient. Well done. *offers a treat*
Now … walkies!
Quail! Quail! Gedout!
Umm… well, what’s another to finish off my day?
Sorry, I ran out.
(It’s Series 3 Episode 6 btw.)
Thank you. I’ll get there.
*squeeze*
lmao one of the best fails
Don’t want to bring down the group or anything, just wanted to mention that Farrah Fawcett has passed away after a long, courageous battle with cancer. She’s one of God’s angels now.
That was mentioned in the previous fail, Judy, but it’s good that you provided such a touching eulogy.
OMG! And now Michael Jackson???
did he die?
did he die?
*stumbles into the room, grumbling & whining*
I’ve been home with a cold for two days, but I came to work today because there’s some stuff I know needs to get done before the end of the day tomorrow.
Now work is coming out of the woodwork at me. I’m swamped, and it’s still more difficult to breathe than it should be. *whimper* I’m NOT a happy camper.
May I hide here for a few minutes? *looks hopeful*
Of course! Oo! Let’s make a fort out of the couch cushions and blankets!
*brings large pile of blankets*
Cushion and blanket forts are the best!
I agree!
*Brings flashlights and snacks*
*brings a book to read to nightshayde*
*Hands Nightshayde hot tea* Sorry you don’t feel well.
*air squeeze*
*slurrrrp* *nomnomnom*
Thank you! *squeeze*
Hee hee!!! They’ll never find me now!
*carefully pulls tail in with her*
(Thanks for the memories, Dragon! Had completely forgotten that my sisters and I used to do that! *squeeze*)
Reminds me of that episode of The Vicar Of Dibley.
Was that the episode where he tried to hang up the new curtains and fell?
*unfortuinately gets the reference* *remembers* *shudders*
*offers potato*
*wonders where that potato has been* * gets sick to stomach* pictures myself eating it* * runs down hall with hand clenched over mouth*
guess what??? NO ONE HAS REPLIED TO *ANY* OF MY COMMENTS I WILL EXPLODE IF ANOTHER FAIL IS POSTED WITH OUT ANYONE REPLYING TO MY COMMENTS ON THIS FAIL! EVERYONE IS GOING TO RUN UP TO THE NEW FAILS AND LEAVE ME STRANDED HERE!! AAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*Smoothes the penguin’s ruffled feathers*
Look up. ^^ Abstract already talked to you. Have a fish (not Fluffy) and calm down. We’re running low on ShamWows after the wine fail and can’t really afford another big mess until our shipment comes in.
*takes a deep breath* whoo.. im better now. thanks guys. i woke up too early today. you might have noticed i get very irritated without coffee.
and i frequetly over-react, even WITH coffee…
? They commented on your ovaltine comment.
hi…
don’t bite…ok?
sorry… i will do this sometimes, but i get over it pretty soon, so dont be afraid, ok?
ok, well I think I got them all unless you went back and commented again. hee hee!
thanks.
Tornadoes are quick but deadly – you should try to keep your self under control.
*is scared*
*fells really bad already, but feels worse because on ingenious analogy* sorry…
grrrrrrr………
*smooch* umm, grrrrrrr…..
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Aarrgghh! I’ve got a headache! Please stop playing the symbols!
a blonde would say: “how did you make the upside-down exclamaition point ?!?!?!
*pretends to be blonde* “how did you make the upside-down exclamtion point ?!?!?!”
*is blonde* “and the backwards lowercase b ?!?!?!?!”
OOOOHHHH, THAT ONE’S EASY!!! D WAIT, I CAN’T GET THIS! DDDDDD NOPE, IT WON’T WORK
OH OH OH!!! I KNOW!!! TRY P OHH!!! DANGIT!! THATS AN UPSIDE-DOWN B!!! D’OH!!!
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crap. let me try again.
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oh well.
Pick-up sticks?
no crapping in public, please.
sorry. im a penguin, and we’re not toilet trained. :/
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booobies!!!!!!
elder boobies {.}{.}
lol, ick!
Reminds me of Bonnaroo. Saw the same thing happen dozens of times.
♪ And looking down on everything
I crashed into his arms ♪
Going for a dip?
Now he’s all a drip!
That wasn’t very hip!
Be careful not to sip!
What a clever quip!
He’s not getting any tip.
He almost did a flip!!
My customers gave me the slip.
Do you have a harelip?
It is because you have pants with a rip.
We must revoke his citizenship.
I’m a lady! *Cracks her whip*
this makes me sick!
with water on his lip.
I really enjoyed this clip.
I guess now that he’s all wet he’ll have to strip.
Cause you’re a real pip.
This pool is full of nip.
Guess he didn’t have very good grip.
can i get a nip?
*kneels and worships*
*Keels and warships*
*deploys battleship* B5
hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG this happened on Scrubs one time XD except it turned out to be a tunnel and he came back up the other side….but still this is hilarious! I didn’t think it could ever actually happen.
*sings*
‘Where the sidewalk ends , the fail begins…’
Nice
whoops!
BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
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Clickie.
People on facebook are saying he is dead?
TMZ reported it.
Wow. There goes a legend.
FOX reports he is in a coma.
Who do you believe?
*cracks up a bit*
That’s an amazing hole…
Why thank you! I maintain it myself.
Scrubs Fail!
I love how Africa is still playing in the background.
Hmmmmmmm, Michael Jackson and Farrah dieing on the same day…ver interesting.
(Yes, I know he’s not technically dead…yet)
*beats it*
Not technically dead? I thought they were reporting it.
I’m seeing just hospitalized.
Coma
Coma confirmed. Turn for the worse has been reported now… will it ever end?
I am sad.
Maybe he’ll come back as a zombie. Thriller style!
This is so sad.
*mews sadly, ears drooped and tail tucked between her legs*
TMZ has reported that he’s dead. I’ve seen it on a couple of other sites, but they seem to be sites that are citing TMZ. I’m sure we’ll hear from other sources very soon — tough to keep something like that under wraps.
I am hoping TMZ didn’t jump the gun.
Radio says it’s confirmed that he died, just a moment ago.
Awww man now we will have to stop making fun of him for a day.
ya… his older stuff was brilliant…
CNN confirm he is dead.
Wow. Theres a real unexpected fail. He’s like..
“Hmm…hmhmmmm..”
*GONE*
*crawls out*
“aaaaahg…bluuuuug….aaaahahag….”
Ummm…. Radio says Micheal Jackson just died?
(Disregard comment. Was redundant. Why is FB so glitchy today?)
He was incredibly talented, and messed up…
Yep- I loved him when I was a kid (I even have a doll) I hated when things got so weird.
Brilliant singer
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R.I.P. Ed McMahon
R.I.P. David Carradine
R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
R.I.P. 10,000 other people we’ve never heard of who’s families and friends loved them.
Pure hilarity.
(the original post, not the post-mortem Jacko chat)
SEE!!!! I have to show this to my hubby. THIS is why I have a fear of driving/walking/riding through huge puddles.
I am always afraid I am going to come out the other side somewhere bad-if I come out at all.
Still laughed my ass off though
This is way late – but the still shot of the video before it starts looks like he is trying to use the force Vader-style
It’s like in all those cartoons where you just see a harmless puddle and someone sinks into it.
Lack of sign fail too…
i would say thats more of a sidewalk win
Now it’s time for bike Lesson Two:
When you come to a puddle, what do you do?
Go around it, or ride straight through?
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It’s not such a good idea to ride straight through.
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Now, let this be a lesson to you…
Do as I say, not as I do!
I believe thats a puddle WIN
That Sidwalk was not playing games with him.
owch. haha
i forgot to pause the movie when i was done so i scrolled up to click and get stop the dbag dish network add from playing for the 30th time. just thought i d share a failblog fail with you. thanks for ruining fun with non-homosexual but somehow really gay adds.
ow, hazard!