Comments on: Soccer Kick Fail http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:04:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Rob http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-798476 Rob Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:52:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-798476 GOOOOOAAAAAAAAA- WFT MAN?! GOOOOOAAAAAAAAA- WFT MAN?!

]]> By: Jason C http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-661127 Jason C Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:12:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-661127 wow u know this is a yellow card in soccer cause ur not allowed to stand in front of the goalie while he kicks it wow u know this is a yellow card in soccer cause ur not allowed to stand in front of the goalie while he kicks it

]]> By: snecko http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-629576 snecko Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:53:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-629576 this is typical of scottish football. this is the standard that i was raised on this is typical of scottish football.

this is the standard that i was raised on

]]> By: ailaG http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-582604 ailaG Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:10:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-582604 vid is back :)) vid is back :) )

]]> By: jjr http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-555768 jjr Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:03:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-555768 Nice Kick Pele Nice Kick Pele

]]> By: ailaG http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-514445 ailaG Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:01:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-514445 aw.. why did so many vids' links break? aw.. why did so many vids’ links break?

]]> By: microwave http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-502528 microwave Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:25:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-502528 That shouldn't count as a goal, what a mistake by the ref... in Football you can't block the keeper that way. That shouldn’t count as a goal, what a mistake by the ref… in Football you can’t block the keeper that way.

]]> By: Draigg http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-495475 Draigg Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:16:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-495475 Did that really count as a goal O_o? I would be one pissed off Keeper if it did. I've had that somewhat happen to me during a game with a punt, but they didn't count it at state. (greatest blood spurt I've every seen come from someones nose though.!) Did that really count as a goal O_o? I would be one pissed off Keeper if it did. I’ve had that somewhat happen to me during a game with a punt, but they didn’t count it at state. (greatest blood spurt I’ve every seen come from someones nose though.!)

]]> By: quiksquirl http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-492376 quiksquirl Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:45:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-492376 its still not a Goal. which what makes it a fail. its still not a Goal. which what makes it a fail.

]]> By: Whateverbuddy http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-492363 Whateverbuddy Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:25:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-492363 But if we called football "handball", then what would we call "handball?" Man, you guys really mucked everything up by changing the name from soccer to football! But if we called football “handball”, then what would we call “handball?” Man, you guys really mucked everything up by changing the name from soccer to football!

]]> By: DumbMindedWoman http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-491803 DumbMindedWoman Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:22:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-491803 And It's Football, not Soccer. American Football should be called Handball, because you carry it with your hands. And It’s Football, not Soccer.

American Football should be called Handball, because you carry it with your hands.

]]> By: sj1905 http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-491599 sj1905 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:57:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-491599 lol, i was there... ma'kalamity .............. lol, i was there… ma’kalamity …………..

]]> By: Dandy Don http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-488176 Dandy Don Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:39:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-488176 Nae luck Dundee United!!!!!!!!!! No Europe for you!! COME ON YOU DONS!!!!!!!!!!! Nae luck Dundee United!!!!!!!!!!

No Europe for you!!

COME ON YOU DONS!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Whateverbuddy http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-488071 Whateverbuddy Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:30:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-488071 Title fail? But it's a soccer clip, not a football clip! ;) (seriously, and not so much directed towards you, but why does this same stale argument come up EVERYTIME there's a clip of *insert your regional term for sport in which guys kick ball into a goal*?) Tomato, to-mah-to. Although anybody actually pronouncing it to-mah-to would sound awfully gay... Title fail? But it’s a soccer clip, not a football clip! ;)

(seriously, and not so much directed towards you, but why does this same stale argument come up EVERYTIME there’s a clip of *insert your regional term for sport in which guys kick ball into a goal*?)

Tomato, to-mah-to.

Although anybody actually pronouncing it to-mah-to would sound awfully gay…

]]> By: Andrew http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-487480 Andrew Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:23:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-487480 This goal IS totally legal. Miller was walking away when it hit him. This goal IS totally legal. Miller was walking away when it hit him.

]]> By: Andrew http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-487473 Andrew Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:20:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-487473 Dammit! I know this. Because there were many variants of football across the country( i.e Rugby Football, Cambridge wall football(!) etc) "association football' was the official code of rules to be used across the country. Soccer originates from the word "AsSOCiation" and was used to differentiate the official rules from the local variants. I think that's it. Dammit! I know this. Because there were many variants of football across the country( i.e Rugby Football, Cambridge wall football(!) etc) “association football’ was the official code of rules to be used across the country. Soccer originates from the word “AsSOCiation” and was used to differentiate the official rules from the local variants.

I think that’s it.

]]> By: beez1717 http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-487359 beez1717 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:22:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-487359 I have to say this is more of a "blocking win!" then a "kick fail" LOL I have to say this is more of a “blocking win!”

then a “kick fail”

LOL

]]> By: wtf. http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486907 wtf. Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:00:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486907 That should have been a yellow... That should have been a yellow…

]]> By: sum0ne http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486800 sum0ne Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:22:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486800 lol...he can kiss his soccer career goodbye lol…he can kiss his soccer career goodbye

]]> By: ecko http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486678 ecko Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:51:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486678 yea......yea.....yea.....y.....e.....a..... lol yea……yea…..yea…..y…..e…..a…..
lol

]]> By: Ty http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486663 Ty Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:44:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486663 Kick Fail but a Goal Win!!! Kick Fail but a Goal Win!!!

]]> By: Wayto Savings http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486433 Wayto Savings Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:00:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486433 No, for off-side there has to be a forward pass between two team mates. But this isn't legal either. The player should've let the goalie kick freely. No, for off-side there has to be a forward pass between two team mates.
But this isn’t legal either.
The player should’ve let the goalie kick freely.

]]> By: Dumboy http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486319 Dumboy Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:10:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486319 Why isn't that an offside, BTW? Why isn’t that an offside, BTW?

]]> By: Andrew http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486290 Andrew Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:39:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486290 I was there! In off Lee Miller's airse and happy days! It was almost as good as the one of the back of Darren Mackie's head... I was there! In off Lee Miller’s airse and happy days!
It was almost as good as the one of the back of Darren Mackie’s head…

]]> By: justsomerain http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486163 justsomerain Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:53:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486163 Title fail. Obvz it's football and not soccer, as stated before by my fellow nitpickers. Title fail.

Obvz it’s football and not soccer, as stated before by my fellow nitpickers.

]]> By: joiex http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486142 joiex Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:54:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486142 This cake is Peg's This cake is Peg’s

]]> By: Hanly http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486075 Hanly Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:56:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486075 Way to FAIL!!! Way to FAIL!!!

]]> By: Laos http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486067 Laos Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:34:17 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486067 I was just gonna say that is a referee fail. And yes, that obstruction is a foul and a yellow card. I was just gonna say that is a referee fail. And yes, that obstruction is a foul and a yellow card.

]]> By: Qwazzie http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486062 Qwazzie Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:26:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486062 he got Mimosa'ed???? ...... can i have a turn? he got Mimosa’ed????

…… can i have a turn?

]]> By: Qwazzie http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486061 Qwazzie Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:23:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486061 what, his filing cabinet? what, his filing cabinet?

]]> By: Qwazzie http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486060 Qwazzie Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:21:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486060 its an egg salad sandwich! its an egg salad sandwich!

]]> By: idaho beef http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-486054 idaho beef Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:03:50 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-486054 this is one of the best i've ever seen. this is one of the best i’ve ever seen.

]]> By: kit kat http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485979 kit kat Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:40:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485979 It takes talent to fail that bad haha It takes talent to fail that bad haha

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485912 Judy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:36:02 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485912 Oh, and you - *motions to Brewski, prostrate on his knees before the throne* - you are dismissed! Begone! Oh, and you –
*motions to Brewski, prostrate on his knees before the throne*
- you are dismissed! Begone!

]]> By: Judy http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485910 Judy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:32:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485910 *Snork!!!* That didn't work out the way I wanted it to at all! I meant to add a post script: that I was disappointed that no one thought to invite one of our newest bloggers, Oh She Of The Adult Intimacy Facilitators, Chanidividus, to bring some samples to the party. But, as luck would have it - I had to do a last minute emergency motion and have it filed at the courthouse, and never got back to finish! *Snork!!!*
That didn’t work out the way I wanted it to at all! I meant to add a post script: that I was disappointed that no one thought to invite one of our newest bloggers, Oh She Of The Adult Intimacy Facilitators, Chanidividus, to bring some samples to the party. But, as luck would have it – I had to do a last minute emergency motion and have it filed at the courthouse, and never got back to finish!

]]> By: friTARD http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485894 friTARD Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:20:19 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485894 Right place in the right time with the right stupid soccer-goalie kicking a ball in your back in the right angle and with right amount of force WIN? Right place in the right time with the right stupid soccer-goalie kicking a ball in your back in the right angle and with right amount of force WIN?

]]> By: ZigiSamblak http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485893 ZigiSamblak Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:19:46 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485893 NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is planes... planes and trains... trains and planes... Our two weapons are planes and trains... and ruthless efficiency... Our *three* weapons are planes, trains, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our *four*... no... *Amongst* our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as planes, trains... I'll come in again. :( NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is planes… planes and trains… trains and planes… Our two weapons are planes and trains… and ruthless efficiency… Our *three* weapons are planes, trains, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our *four*… no… *Amongst* our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as planes, trains…

I’ll come in again. :(

]]> By: abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485846 abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:43:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485846 wooooo! weeeeeee! I like this ride! wooooo! weeeeeee! I like this ride!

]]> By: abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485845 abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:43:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485845 indeed I do, and proudly! indeed I do, and proudly!

]]> By: abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485844 abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:42:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485844 *squeeze* sorry i'm late! *squeeze* sorry i’m late!

]]> By: abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485840 abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:42:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485840 lol, no i'm saying I was playing for both teams ;-) lol, no i’m saying I was playing for both teams ;-)

]]> By: abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485837 abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:41:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485837 ahh, phew, thanks! I feel better leaving my typos about now! ahh, phew, thanks! I feel better leaving my typos about now!

]]> By: Diego Maradona http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485783 Diego Maradona Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:18:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485783 Wrong. Is inside the penalty area. Don't you see the white line there??? Besides, the goalkeeper, ones he has the ball on his hands, can not walk around the penalty area, he has to move the ball, with his hands or feets. And the other player must leave space to play. The same happens in any other place of the field, when you have a free kick awarded. Wrong. Is inside the penalty area. Don’t you see the white line there??? Besides, the goalkeeper, ones he has the ball on his hands, can not walk around the penalty area, he has to move the ball, with his hands or feets. And the other player must leave space to play. The same happens in any other place of the field, when you have a free kick awarded.

]]> By: Leila http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485777 Leila Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:16:09 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485777 Come l'hai detto, lui è pazzo. Come l’hai detto, lui è pazzo.

]]> By: Diego Maradona http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485775 Diego Maradona Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:15:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485775 The goalkeeper catches the ball and then ask the referee for distance (you can see his left arm moving). If you ever been in a field or played soccer, you should know. The player on red, moves towards the goalkeeper. Is imposible for the goalkeeper to play fair. The goalkeeper catches the ball and then ask the referee for distance (you can see his left arm moving). If you ever been in a field or played soccer, you should know.
The player on red, moves towards the goalkeeper. Is imposible for the goalkeeper to play fair.

]]> By: Starfish http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485675 Starfish Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:39:41 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485675 :shock: :shock:

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485644 Brewski Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:32:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485644 What's the origin of the word "soccer"? Any language geeks out there? What’s the origin of the word “soccer”? Any language geeks out there?

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485638 Brewski Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:31:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485638 Definitely a bit over the top, Judy. Think it's time to reign it in a notch? Definitely a bit over the top, Judy. Think it’s time to reign it in a notch?

]]> By: SpongeBetty http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485626 SpongeBetty Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:27:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485626 Umm... I'm in a bit of a trifle now. *goes off to get trollied* Umm… I’m in a bit of a trifle now.
*goes off to get trollied*

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/soccer-kick-fail/#comment-485609 Brewski Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:23:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21037#comment-485609 Er, Tofu is underage, lurk. But we have some excellent non-alcoholic drinks for you Tofu! What would you like? Er, Tofu is underage, lurk. But we have some excellent non-alcoholic drinks for you Tofu! What would you like?

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