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  1. MRN ♂ says:

    ,,,or bouncing toy fail

  2. Matt says:

    DEY EVEN COME IN RUBBER FLAVORZ

  3. MRN ♂ says:

    The lawyer said if we put this sign in there we don’t have to buy two dispensers.

  4. Curious Bastard says:

    You’ll be choking by suprise!

  5. Doug says:

    And cleanliness fail. gross

  6. JasonK says:

    Why do I see only bouncy balls?

  7. ClabberHead says:

    “Wow this gum sure seems chewy this time!”

  8. czuhc says:

    Please note, they’re MIXED. It’s not as if the gumballs are to the left and the bouncing balls to the right, as you would expect.

  9. Aja says:

    Hey, I’m all for a mixed balls society.

  10. × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × says:

    Russian roulett for children. :roll:

  11. ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ says:

    And where in there is the belle of the ball, by gum?

  12. *upturns machine*……ones that go bounce is not for eating

    *gathers up dust & chewyness*

  13. 5_eagles says:

    The machine is half full.

  14. 5_eagles says:

    WTF….. I see an eyeball. Left corner near bottom.

  15. 5_eagles says:

    Hey anybody see my car keys , my baby and sunglasses in the bubblegum machine I lost them somewhere?

    • × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × says:

      I do. :lol:

  16. I think you may be safe in the knowledge the sparkly ones are definately bouncy balls.

  17. Greg says:

    Hmmm, crying children from “bouncing ball” smashing when tried…. HA HA HA

  18. Aja says:

    ♪ I’m a superball
    You can bounce me once and I ricochet ♪

    • fluffy says:

      ♪ And I think it’s gonna be alright
      Yeah, the worst is over now
      The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball ♪

      • MRN ♂ says:

        ♪You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
        Too much love drives a man insane
        You broke my will, oh what a thrill
        Goodness gracious great balls of fire.♪
        .
        (PS Fluffy: I had Red Rubber Ball all cued up, too!)

        • 5_eagles fail borg 1of1 says:

          What are the words to the” I had Red Rubber ball” MRN?

        • ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ says:

          ♫ Floating in the summer sky ~ 99 red ball(oon)s go by … ♫

          • MRN ♂ says:

            ♪ Whenever you call me, I’ll be there
            Whenever you want me, I’ll be there
            Whenever you need me, I’ll be there
            I’ll be around ♪

            • SpongeBetty says:

              ♪ Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em. ♪

              *gags*

              • 5_eagles fail borg 1of1 says:

                Is this a pirate song spongeBetty?

                • SpongeBetty says:

                  Yarrr not gettin’ the hang of this spherical thread, Mr Eagles.
                  Now sing a song or walk the plank. ;-)

                  • k-k-k-katy says:

                    ♪And my balls are always bouncing
                    And my ballroom always full
                    And everybody cums and cums again
                    If your name is on the guest list
                    No one can take you higher
                    Everybody says I’ve got
                    Great balls of fire!♪

          • 5_eagles fail borg 1of1 says:

            Thanks swell I now have that song in my head LOL.

  19. KatzVonD says:

    1- insert quarter
    2- turn knob to dispense ball
    3- throw ball against wall
    4- catch rubber ball or pick gumball up from floor

  20. Once I had a rubber glove
    It fitted on my hand.
    But now that rubber glove’s
    a shredded rubber band.

  21. × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × says:

    Give them to the little kids at halloween when its dark outside. :devil:

  22. tom says:

    not a choking fail, because people don’t usually try to swallow gumballs

    • Have you ever met any children?

      • × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × says:

        Uhmmm…I suppose that he was one, some time ago… :?: :!:

        • Obviously he doesn’t remember trying to swallow anything that was not nailed down.

          • × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × says:

            Hahaha.

            • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

              It’s my eKitty!!! :D

              • × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × says:

                Leila!!! :D

                *squeeze*

                • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                  *squeeze*

                  How is it going my cute feline friend?

                  • × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × - Leilas' eKitty says:

                    Fine fine…thanks. What about you sweety? :lol:

                    • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                      I am great thanks!
                      It’s a good day.

                      • × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × - Leilas' eKitty says:

                        Seems to be. Yay!

          • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

            I swallowed a penny once. :oops:

            • SpongeBetty says:

              Did it come out with a ‘kaching’?

            • Pen lids, crayons, pennies, grass seeds, toy soldiers, pebbles, barbie shoes…..you name it….even swallowed my mums engagement ring once…..she was not a happy bunny.

              • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                :shock: Why? Why?

                • I have no idea- I think it may have been the guy who ate the bicycle who gave me the idea……but I was young, and terminally stupid……I think the bottle of bleach was the last straw for my long suffering mother.

                  • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                    You drank bleach too?

                    • ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ says:

                      My youngest sister used to drink dishwashing soap, throw up, and go right back and drink it again! Poor kid! *snicker*

                      • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                        OMG!! How old was she?

                        • ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ says:

                          Barely two … silly little thing. ;)

                          (She’s now an EMT II … not sure how that relates, but there it is.) and btw, *squeeze* :D

                        • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                          *squeeze*

                          I just love your sperm…er, kitty.

                    • yes…..then I learned this was a STUPID thing to do- I am possibly the cause of child proof lids!
                      Ah we live and learn.

                      • Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

                        I am gagging just thinking about the bleach here. I am surprised you haven’t suffered any damage.

                        • thinking about it I probably have, but ho hum *shrugs*
                          I am clumsy enough for it not to be of too much concern- am way more likely to suffer a broken bone!

                        • My heart belongs to a fish says:

                          meh.. I used to drink bleach when I was a kid.. probably why I don’t think anything is cleaned unless its cleaned with bleach… Once I showered with it (for reasons I will not go into) a couple of times and didn’t even get any type of burn…
                          maybe I’m a mutated superhero now..

                          /gone to check to see if bleach will spit out of her wrist

                          btw HI! I’m new here, well to actually typing, but I read the fails for the comments!! yall crack me up and make my day!! <3

  23. Lol it’s a lucky dip. If you’re unlucky you die.

  24. The Moomin says:

    Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue,
    You think you’re
    bouncy but you’re chewing gum

  25. Leila - Operating Manager of Cafe FB. Order whatever you want. says:

    Does everyone see the strange ‘wallpaper’ on FB or is it just me? Snails…sea shells, aliens … I think I need therapy.

  26. X-Phile says:

    Morning everyone! Don’t you hate it when you get your balls mixed up like this?

  27. × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × - Leilas' eKitty says:

    :roll: Oioioi.

  28. ThaBlob says:

    Mixing win

  29. Lummox JR says:

    Knowing that things stored together start to smell like each other, that’s going to create a lot of gumballs that taste like rubber, and superballs that smell like candy. I think the superballs come out on the winning side of that exchange.

  30. abi says:

    Lazy are the people who didn’t bother to sort the gum and the rubber out. Either that or they’re dumb.

  31. Someone says:

    how should u test it?…lick(bouncing ball) it or throw it on the ground(gummy ball)??

  32. letmecomment says:

    IF your name appears more than once…no ill give you two comments … IF your name appears more than twice above you… HAVE NO LIFE… but that’s ok

  33. Mary says:

    sanitary…

  34. moi says:

    Civil suit WIN!!!

  35. Can you say lawsuit?

  36. gumpy says:

    yum rubber

  37. gimpykat says:

    Look on the bright side, at least that’ll help clean up the gene pool.

  38. Cat says:

    umm… picture label fail… didnt they mean “Choking Hazard Fail” ?

  39. DumbMindedWoman says:

    Mooom, My gumball tastes funny.

  40. this pic is fail says:

    why would you swallow a gumball? it says choking hazard fail

  41. Oscar.dR says:

    First you throw it against the floor: If it comes back, just don’t eat it; If it don’t, just don’t eat it ’cause it’s already dirty

  42. The Failer says:

    Man ,They were So STUPID For That ,I Mean Imagine A Five Year Old Kid Got Somthing From That Machine And The Parent Is Not Even Caring About The Sign And The Kid Gets A Rubber Ball Then Plops It In His Mouth Then Starts Choking And The Parent Realizes That Their Kid Is Gonna Die Then The Kid Dies And After The Crisis And Funeral The Parents Sue The Company Because Of Thinking Of A STUPID Idea to Mix The Rubber Balls And GumBalls . But Hey, Im doing This For What Would Happen And What Could Happen TO ANY OF YOU . Oh Yeah , I Did This For You Guys Here.Well See Ya Later! LEROY OUT!

  43. Aaron says:

    Choking hazard? I would’ve been more disappointed expecting my gumball to bounce :(


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