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,,,or bouncing toy fail
… or choking candy fail.
Or, good deal to get a bouncing ball for the price of a gumball win.
that wasn’t very funny
Oh ahahahaha!! LMAO!
My goal for today is to make Hi laugh.
I gave up and said bye.
Thought it was an endless gobstomper!
..
Coach doesn’t approve failgif
Needs to have marbles added to the mix.
And mothballs.
… and my balls!
if you have any
Anonymous, here’s one for you! *fires a 7.62mm round into his head*
fail… how is it a chocking hazard if you dont swallow gumballs… you have them in your mouth and chew them… if you find rubber then spit it out no big deal… its the same choking hazard chewing on a boucny ball than chewing on a gumball
Wait, why would you swallow a gumball whole again?
Because it’s there.
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s coming up
It’s dare
*flees from Shaun Ryder’s massive heid*
*plays music*
Well… it’s actually “It’s there” except Shaun Ryder says it in his own.. special way…
Because if you chew on it, there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll break some teeth.
Which reminds me of a MP sketch. (clicky)
Hey mom, can i get a bouncy ball? *puts coin in, gets gumball instead* YAY! *tries bouncing on floor* ….crap
,,,Or Stupidy Fail
DEY EVEN COME IN RUBBER FLAVORZ
.. and some rubbers come in fruity flavors.
…and some fruity people come in rubbers.
… and some people cum in rubbers.
Caution! Rubber-cum jokes mixed together!
Got any strawberry flavored ones?
When I said “strawberry” I meant “potato”.
When you said “flavored”, I read “shaped”.
*looks around* Where’s the Vicar gone? He was just here…
Maybe this time it really is curtains for him.
beef curtains? that was unexpected, he doesn’t seem the type.
*crawls up into the thread with tiny potato arms*
G’morning, everyone. I haven’t seen the vicar in a few hours…I think he was going on vacation. Some halfway inn somewhere.
*wonders if k-k-k-katy sees with tiny potato eyes*
Hello Loz. Long hiatus this time? Well off to work with me now. Have a good one all.
nope… just sour cream and dill…
… gives a whole new meaning to “rubber-necking.”
Kissing a rubber? Like a sticky hicky licky?
*rubber (comma) ducky*
Gangsta / lolsepak fail…
Vernacular identification win.
The lawyer said if we put this sign in there we don’t have to buy two dispensers.
Was this before or after he choked on a rubber ball?
David Carradine was a lawyer?
You’re must be choking! He was a grasshopper!
You’ll be choking by suprise!
Ta daa! You’re dead!
*snork!*
× oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy, I’m already in love with your name!
And cleanliness fail. gross
Why do I see only bouncy balls?
You’re left-eyed?
Perhaps something as cornea(s) forgetting your glasses?
Only a visionary sees the gumballs among the bouncy balls.
Lens all try and distinguish between the two.
Either way, it’ll probably look exactly the frame.
Iris I could, but I can’t.
Oh you cataract give up so quickly.
Lemme try, I’m immaculate at these things.
I cone’t, I am just rod tired of it.
Now, now, don’t lash out like that!
You are on a pun roll today! Teach me how you do it, I’ll be your pupil.
Oh dang it! You stole my pun! Eye guess I’ll hafta find another one.
I retina can get another pun in here.
Just contact me if you can’t think of one.
Okay, I’ll send you an email with my new pic (can’t seem to find myopic).
Nice pic of you Czuhc. However, the beard makes you look like lacrim(in)al.
*lets the blinds down to avoid further leakage*
Good thing you’re responding to a doctor, ’cause not everyone would understand your vitreous humo(u)r.
I optic wouldn’t be too confusing for people.
The doctor is trying not to be seen.
He’s done making a spectacle of himself.
Invisible doctor? Is that a new superhero?
How cone you keep looking at my rod?! The nerve of some people!
*gives Betty the evil eye*
I must have a blind spot for that kind of behavior.
I never had a visual on your rod.
*tears up*
*reflects on what he said*
Ah, I’m sorry Betty, my bad! If I had that comment to do over, I’d do it diffract-ly.
Shall eye (put a) lid on this run? If eye’ve spoken too soon, please see me after glass, orb anytime really, and we’ll disc-us it … aye?
Okay, and watch a movie or something. I vote for Tati’s “Monocle”.
@Betty: You didn’t have a visual on his rod? Something to do with shortsightzedness?
I’m longsighted. I can only see long things.
*flees*
*thwacks Betty*
Czuhc, not to make a spectacle of myself, but I’m not fond of that movie. How about something from Spyglass Entertainment?
Of course, but expect a little brow-beating in the process.
But there’s no astigmatism attached to doing it quickly, is there?
I don’t think it’s fifty-fifty gumballs and bouncing balls, maybe twenty-twenty (the rest of them I learned from inside sources are being shampooed.)
perhaps a peripheral visionary?
… aside from that …
*gasp* Is that Gumby’all?
I can’t tell if it’s Gumby or Bouncy…
They’re a friendly pair – bi-folk(al) I’m sure.
I think the solid color ones are the candy.
“Wow this gum sure seems chewy this time!”
“Would you like my ball to go bouncy bouncy?”
I chews not to take that chance.
Oh? You wouldn’t usually burst one’s bubble!
Oh, gum on now, sometimes one must spearmints new things!
Hmmm.. Let me chew that one over.
u suck a$$ and should put a lid on it
Please note, they’re MIXED. It’s not as if the gumballs are to the left and the bouncing balls to the right, as you would expect.
Yes, but isn’t that Bryant Gumball on the left there?
It could also mean that each ball is half gumball half bouncing ball.
bit of a crud bouncing ball- bounce …..bounce…..splat
Hey, I’m all for a mixed balls society.
Some bouncy some yummy?
some chewy some gummy!
Russian roulett for children.
lol
And where in there is the belle of the ball, by gum?
In my belly…
Gumming up the works too, I bet!?
*bounces in*
*squeezes fluffy and foop*
*bounces in*
*ricochets into a betty nice squeeze*
*bounces out* (Dang! Being round like this doesn’t help!) *snerk*
*bouncy bouncy*
*squeezy squeezy*
Chiclets be honest, there’s nothing like some squeezy squeezy to make the morning better!
Can’t squeeze you, you’re too Wrigley.
Getting squeezes from Katy always sends me into Orbit!
You don’t take it in Stride?
She is one Juicy
Fruitpotato.A squeeze is one of the best Ice Breakers.
Yep. And I’d sure like to squeeze Betty’s Bazookas!!
Oh my… did I just say that out loud?
Ah, looking for a little Extra from the squeeze, I see.
Extra! Extra!
Breswki banks on bracing Betty’s Bazooka!
..an Extra special squeeze.
Dammit! I wasn’t Dentyne. MRN beat me.
When I look at Betty’s Double Bubble, all I can think is “Hubba Bubba!!”
I call those her ‘Chewels’.
I feel like I’m going to cinnaburst at the seams. I can’t find a pun for Nicorette and it’s driving me nuts.
Oh, Brewski, you’re such a juicy fruit!
Don’t be so Carefree with the puns, Judy.
Hi Judy! *squeeze*
Between the two of us, we can double the pleasure and double the fun!
Hey Brewski, do you think summer will ever arrive here in New England? The Beech-Nuts must be going crazy by now.
Yes, it’s starting to feel like summer, because the Big Red Sox are back into Big League (Chew) play. No Beech-Nuts on my back deck yet, though.
Nice! I was wondering if you Trident couldn’t come up with a gum-pun reply to my question.
Don’t teethe me, bro’!!
but not *bouncy squeezes*- they tend to make people feel a little nauseous.
Once upon a time, long ago (in the seventies), I had a boyfriend who explained the “horizontal bop” – as “just giving (someone) a bouncy hug” (er, me, that is) … to his 3 year old, who’d walked in on us, doing just that … (Thank God we were under the covers, so nothing lifelong-therapy-worthy was visible!) *mortified still, when I think of it*
Bouncy hug. LMAO!
*rofl*
Leila, where have you been?
*squeezes*
*upturns machine*……ones that go bounce is not for eating
*gathers up dust & chewyness*
…just as…in the microcosm of the machine Gumeo and Balliet had nearly jiggled next to each other…could nearly finally touch…
[k@] NOM! NOM! NOM! [/k@]
ptooey
*spits out dust bunnies*
*roffle*… Gumeo and Balliet.. hahahaha
The machine is half full.
WTF….. I see an eyeball. Left corner near bottom.
Now, I’m eye-fraid. What has been seen cannot be unseen …
(Hi 5! *squeeze*)
Top of the morning to ya swell floop.
Lol, you typed ‘bottom’
You too! lol
Too much lolling about.
Everyone, back to work!
*Ticklolticklol*
Only kidding!
Stop it!
Hey anybody see my car keys , my baby and sunglasses in the bubblegum machine I lost them somewhere?
I do.
I think you may be safe in the knowledge the sparkly ones are definately bouncy balls.
Dang, really?
*flosses sparkles and bits of rubber from between teeth*
unfortunately so……is it repeating on you atall?
(vampire balls???)
*snork*
thanks Judy now the whole office is looking at me strangely!
That’s not Judy’s fault, it’s because your breath smells like bleach.
hee hee hee- that was 30 years ago- I thought the smell had gone…..dammit!
(the ones that turn into fireballs when the sun comes up?)
I briefly thought you were giving a small hug to vampire balls, but I think I have the symbols confused.
Hmmm, crying children from “bouncing ball” smashing when tried…. HA HA HA
I have been there Greg, with four kids LOL.
♪ I’m a superball
You can bounce me once and I ricochet ♪
♪ And I think it’s gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball ♪
♪You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire.♪
.
(PS Fluffy: I had Red Rubber Ball all cued up, too!)
What are the words to the” I had Red Rubber ball” MRN?
♫ Floating in the summer sky ~ 99 red ball(oon)s go by … ♫
♪ Whenever you call me, I’ll be there
Whenever you want me, I’ll be there
Whenever you need me, I’ll be there
I’ll be around ♪
♪ Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em. ♪
*gags*
Is this a pirate song spongeBetty?
Yarrr not gettin’ the hang of this spherical thread, Mr Eagles.
Now sing a song or walk the plank.
♪And my balls are always bouncing
And my ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great balls of fire!♪
♪The way you walk, like your bum is chewing gum oh ya baby♪
There is my song SpongeBetty.
♪ You’re on the ball, you’re on the ball. ♪
(Did you make that one up?
)
No it is on one of my kids mp3 players.
Thanks swell I now have that song in my head LOL.
1- insert quarter
2- turn knob to dispense ball
3- throw ball against wall
4- catch rubber ball or pick gumball up from floor
I think it should be:
1- insert quarter
2- turn knob to dispense ball
3- safety
4- put ball in mouth
5- chew or choke
do we finally have an answer to ??? then?
5- is the mystery step. Chew or choke; it’s a surprise.
Chew or choke… chew or choke… I should have flipped that quarter before step 1.
6- Profit?
7- Prepare For Funeral!
Once I had a rubber glove
It fitted on my hand.
But now that rubber glove’s
a shredded rubber band.
Did your hand explode? Or did you get it caught in that door? Because you can’t get a refund.
rubber glove….chicken impression……boom….ow.
And Boom! You’re back! *squeeze* Hope you didn’t have any bad chicken experiences on your trip!
no prolapses, but we had a stoat get in…….carnage!
Good to be back *squeeze*
Give them to the little kids at halloween when its dark outside. :devil:
I’m pleased I’ve never :lived: near you.
Why? I’m such a friendly guy.
Sorry, I was just playing at being bede:viled:
*pat pat*
It’s ok.
I will :forgive: you.
*pat pat you right back*
But what about the left back *patpat*?
♫ Knick knack, patty back, give the dog a bone … this old man came rolling home … ♫
not a choking fail, because people don’t usually try to swallow gumballs
Have you ever met any children?
Uhmmm…I suppose that he was one, some time ago…
Obviously he doesn’t remember trying to swallow anything that was not nailed down.
Hahaha.
It’s my eKitty!!!
Leila!!!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
How is it going my cute feline friend?
Fine fine…thanks. What about you sweety?
I am great thanks!
It’s a good day.
Seems to be. Yay!
I swallowed a penny once.
Did it come out with a ‘kaching’?
I don’t recall it ever coming out. I didn’t look for it.
Doctor: “How’s the young girl who swallowed the penny?”
Nurse: “No change yet, doctor,”
*SNORK!!*
*roffles*
*laughs really loud*
*nearly wakes mr. foop*
*ooooops*
*laughs*
‘morning Mal. *squeeze*
Pen lids, crayons, pennies, grass seeds, toy soldiers, pebbles, barbie shoes…..you name it….even swallowed my mums engagement ring once…..she was not a happy bunny.
I have no idea- I think it may have been the guy who ate the bicycle who gave me the idea……but I was young, and terminally stupid……I think the bottle of bleach was the last straw for my long suffering mother.
You drank bleach too?
My youngest sister used to drink dishwashing soap, throw up, and go right back and drink it again! Poor kid! *snicker*
OMG!! How old was she?
Barely two … silly little thing.
(She’s now an EMT II … not sure how that relates, but there it is.) and btw, *squeeze*
*squeeze*
I just love your sperm…er, kitty.
yes…..then I learned this was a STUPID thing to do- I am possibly the cause of child proof lids!
Ah we live and learn.
I am gagging just thinking about the bleach here. I am surprised you haven’t suffered any damage.
thinking about it I probably have, but ho hum *shrugs*
I am clumsy enough for it not to be of too much concern- am way more likely to suffer a broken bone!
meh.. I used to drink bleach when I was a kid.. probably why I don’t think anything is cleaned unless its cleaned with bleach… Once I showered with it (for reasons I will not go into) a couple of times and didn’t even get any type of burn…
maybe I’m a mutated superhero now..
/gone to check to see if bleach will spit out of her wrist
btw HI! I’m new here, well to actually typing, but I read the fails for the comments!! yall crack me up and make my day!! <3
Lol it’s a lucky dip. If you’re unlucky you die.
and if we’re lucky, you die?
Just kidding
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue,
You think you’re bouncy but you’re chewing gum
I will LAUGH if this gets popular enough to feature on getapop.com!
I’m sure rubber doesn’t taste that bad anyway
famous last words
Does everyone see the strange ‘wallpaper’ on FB or is it just me? Snails…sea shells, aliens … I think I need therapy.
Snails, seashells and aliens? Sounds like you.
no idea what she’s talking about either?
*squeeze both anyway*
*squeeze*
Don’t tell Leila but there’s an advert for Spores in the background. Sssssh!
*gooses both Moomin and granny*
*squeeze*
how do you goose someone?
Oh Granny! You’re in for a treat.
*waggles eyebrows*
*can’t wait squeeze!*
It’s over granny. You didn’t feel it?
*squeeze Betty*
It’s like potatoing, only it involves a lubed up goose and a plunger.
its like thanksgiving only better?
you will always remember.
It involves less brussel sprouts and more stuffing.
poop
I know right? So, I guess it’s true. I must turn myself in to the asylum.
You’re a transformer?
No but she does attract Bumblebees.
They make a bee-line to her?
Oh honey…stop!
I can’t help but wax lyrical though.
are you turning into jelly as we speak?
Gives me hives juust thinking about it.
ooooh!
*waits for something to happen while chewing on a bouncing ball and blowing bubbles with it*
*admires granny’s jaw strength*
*winces thinking about granny’s jaw strength*
*admires too, though*
used to b a nutcracker you know
Morning everyone! Don’t you hate it when you get your balls mixed up like this?
‘morning! What a mess it is. How will I ever find mine?
If you can’t find them, you can hold mine for a while.
Why not?
*holds X-Phile’s balls*
*high-pitched voice*
Not so tight!
Pssshhhht or I’m gonna bite them off.
Ooops!! Sorry … I am a little on edge today.
Hahaha, I was reading this while being put on hold on the phone and burst into laughter just when someone answered me!
That makes it all worth it!
I’d do a high five but I don’t know where your hands have been.
Mixing win
Knowing that things stored together start to smell like each other, that’s going to create a lot of gumballs that taste like rubber, and superballs that smell like candy. I think the superballs come out on the winning side of that exchange.
*puts lavender balls in underpants*
yummy…..
lavender balls
thatz how jon and kate gotz 8 kidz
Lazy are the people who didn’t bother to sort the gum and the rubber out. Either that or they’re dumb.
how should u test it?…lick(bouncing ball) it or throw it on the ground(gummy ball)??
IF your name appears more than once…no ill give you two comments … IF your name appears more than twice above you… HAVE NO LIFE… but that’s ok
sanitary…
Civil suit WIN!!!
Can you say lawsuit?
yum rubber
Look on the bright side, at least that’ll help clean up the gene pool.
no the dumasses are te ones that cant aford it
umm… picture label fail… didnt they mean “Choking Hazard Fail” ?
No.
Cause then it would be a Win.
Choking Hazard Win.
Choking Safety Fail.
Mooom, My gumball tastes funny.
why would you swallow a gumball? it says choking hazard fail
First you throw it against the floor: If it comes back, just don’t eat it; If it don’t, just don’t eat it ’cause it’s already dirty
Man ,They were So STUPID For That ,I Mean Imagine A Five Year Old Kid Got Somthing From That Machine And The Parent Is Not Even Caring About The Sign And The Kid Gets A Rubber Ball Then Plops It In His Mouth Then Starts Choking And The Parent Realizes That Their Kid Is Gonna Die Then The Kid Dies And After The Crisis And Funeral The Parents Sue The Company Because Of Thinking Of A STUPID Idea to Mix The Rubber Balls And GumBalls . But Hey, Im doing This For What Would Happen And What Could Happen TO ANY OF YOU . Oh Yeah , I Did This For You Guys Here.Well See Ya Later! LEROY OUT!
Choking hazard? I would’ve been more disappointed expecting my gumball to bounce
MMM RUBBERY