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oh no
oh yes
ok okey
alright
Aight
Outta sight
Not so tight
Uptight?
Unright?
is the shop owner indian?
“Thank you, come again!”
Halifax just killed it.
its horrible, outright.
air tight
damn right!
Bloody Well Right!
Clean outta sight!
Rage and smite!
combo breaka
Out of our sights! -(+)-
your black im white
Fly a kite?
Good Night. Sleep Tight. Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite! Beat That! Alright!
Damn, the car keys!
*facepalm*
Priorities
If I deliberately leave the baby, I need to make a fast getaway.
Yes, priorities – the sign is clear about it: first comes the SUNGLASSES, not the keys.
i almost died caus your comment epic lolz
Heavy from TF2 says “I must stop little baby!”
TF2 ftw!
Ps
It’s all about spies
Gentlemen!
They forget their child? they must be some kind of trolls. trollTASTIC!
Morning all!
*squeeze*
not really. i read about a guy who forgot his kid at a friends at german bash.
I have a friend who left her kid at the hotel. Good thing they recognized him and called her to come pick him up.
Good morning cherry….
+squeeze+
Cherry, stop hanging around this site, you lazy ****. Unworthy commenter.
I forget the common element.
I try my hardest just to forget everything
Elements never forget! (wait … that’s not it …)
How can someone be so stupid to forget the baby!
Morning!
Good Morning Iavor!
Perhaps what should be more concerning is that ENOUGH people have done this to warrant the posting of a SIGN reminding people not to forget their own children. =\
Reminds me of this one time when I left my sunglasses-wearing,
car-key-carrying, pacifier-sucking baby at that gay bar.
Thank God I’m a responsible, smart parent.
no need for stupidity when you have too many children to count.
ask britney spears
Or Madonna. Just bought a new one.
I did know of a couple who forgot their child. They were new parents. Not used to the kid yet, I guess! Talk about the walk of shame back to the restaurant!
Actually, that happens more often than one is willing to believe. Just yesterday I read about a baby again that was forgotten in the car in the burning sund and died from dehydration. And one of the most favorite chat quotes on german-bash.org reads:
He, Harald, hast du nicht irgendwas bei mir vergessen als du die cds holen warts ?
Nein wüsste nicht was, Zigarretten, Schlüssel, Geldbörse, Pullover, ka ..?
hmm, wie wärs mit deiner Tochter ?
… Scheiße bin schon unterwegs !!!!! SRY ALTER
np … np
No, didn’t forget just that the baby doesn’t do nothing for me to want to keep it.
No entertainment value at all?
*test*
yay!
CONGRATULATION AND THE BEST WISHES!
Forgot what you have forgotten that you forgot?
I think you should forget it.
Nealsen…that’s a win you dingledorkiston!
Maybe they just forgot a photo of the baby…
.. and a cardboard cutout of sunglasses.
Excellent comment! Pictures of our beloved ones are worth more than everything. Mundilfari has just defailed the fail.
*applause*
lool!
I think it’s much more a fail on the part of whoever it is that kept DOING it often enough they thought the reminder necessary…
I think you’re all misinterpreting it. These are thank you-giveaways.
Do you get the car with the keys?
I think you have to work your way from left to right – sunglasses, pacifier, car keys and then a baby. I suppose the car comes after the fifth visit.
Doesn’t a “fifth” come before the baby?
(Morgen, AE) *squeeze”
You mean “filth”?
Fifth..vodka, whiskey, rum.
When I plead the ‘fifth’, it’s exactly what I mean…….vodka, whiskey, rum….
(hi, fluffy) *squeeze*
Maybe “milfth”?
LIQUID FILTH!
I did a take on your idea AE at the bottom of the fail.
First was shoot a baby and now just leave them… is it war on babies?
yeah…babies are evil dictators!
they whine and cry to get what they want, punch you in the face, yet the target finds it cute. they make other people wipe its bottom, etc.
Nope, just open season.
Open MY season of fifths…
Dramatic as it seems, it happens. It’s happened at my store, and it’s not that rare either. So this is actually a WIN.
If the shop keeper was really clever, he would do without the sign – after all, wouldn’t it be more likely for customers to return if they DID forget something?
don’t think this is so stupid! my aunt and uncle left my cousin under the table at a french restaurant. he was a newborn and they forgot they had him.
they love him <3
Well… Baby is easy t o forget.
Clicky.
I think it was funny on their part!
Maddie Mcan is that you??
sees sign… returns… gets car keys and baby…
arrives home… “Damn! forgot my car…”
lets not confuse a FAIL with a sense of humour…when it is obvious the latter case is intended.
you guys are obviously not parents. it happens.
either that or they are GOOD parents
*sings* “One of these things is not like the other…”
Oops somebody on here left the pacifier?
I am not mentioning names but ….
But wait if you leave now you get not only the sun glasses the pacifier
a new car……. and today and today only just for stopping by we are giving away a 14th month old baby. Our operaters are now standing by
please have your credit card ready. This is a one time only offer.
I HATE JEWS AND PAKIS MURDER ROS STOWER I WANT THEM ALL TO DIE AND I LIKE TO RAPE ARAB SCHIZOPHRENICS AT GROVE ROAD, BRISTOL
Ummm Hugh Jupp I think you forgot yours medications this morning.
OH NO!! i forgot my sunglasses.
I have them homerulezzz and if you want them back it is going to cost you $ 25.99.
Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she’s not claimed within the next hour, she will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.
Better yet, give her an expresso and show her a puppy. The parents won’t forget her ever again…
How will giving her a Portuguese newspaper make her unforgettable? Is the paper for the puppy?
This is not a fail, this is called humor. Gah, I HATE when failblog fails and posting fails.
Forgot your baby but not your keys? then you are fine. win
How is it a Fail? it was meant to be funny
You can only get rid of kids by having them towed away. If only people would listen to Anpu, they would have known that.
This is actually a picture from my high school. It’s the art room walking out from the area where the kiln is. Its a changed up version of a poster type thing outside the Special Ed room.
Actually not fail. I’ve worked well-sized conventions (1,500+ attendees); without fail someone has forgotten their baby somewhere at some point in time. Once, someone left their child on stage for two consecutive days. Considering tickets for both days cost $40, we were probably a cheap child-care alternative.
maybe she is dropping the kid off at this restaurant all the time. this is a passive aggressive note to his ex or babys mommy or daddy.
not a fail. very good advice; the first time i took my son of 6weeks out to the shops, i left him in his pram in the shop. i walked out looked around and thought, “what am i missing?” after 2 minutes i realised and ran back in to get him.
The “FAIL” is because they wouldn’t have put this sign up if it hadn’t already happened…
i was at the restaurant and i didnt leave my baby there
Let me tell you…about two weeks ago, in Saltillo, Coahuila (Mexico), a lawyer return to the kindergarten to pick up his son.
They say that he didn’t leave the kid that morning…horrified, the man return to his car, and his 9 months year old son was dead.
The baby spent like 6 hours in the car, dying of dehydration in at least 100°F, the father was in shock.
Aparently, the stress and rutine makes it.
Something similar happened in Cape Town SA, the dad was meant to take their toddlerto daycare which was normally done by the mom. He went straight to work and when they heard screaming in the carpark it was too late. What a terrible thing to live with.
One of the local restaurants has had that stuff (only written out as text, not as pics) written on the back of their order checks (the one that the order is taken on, that you take to cashier to pay for the meal) for OVER THREE DECADES.
The real fail to me is someone thinking its a new joke, or something actually fail-worthy….
Of course, the local restaurant has it written “Wife & kids”…..
joke – something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.
Just in case the idiots that submit these weren’t clear on the concept.
oh ya i did forget my sunglasses. Thx!
People have forgotten their kids before, so I don’t see how this fails.
it’s not a fail…
there are some idiots out there
Wouldn’t you just love to know the story behind that one…
OH NOEZ!!!
This isn’t a FAIL. It’s a sign warning against FAIL. You FAIL.
that’s awsome
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!Man! If A Famliy Ever Did That Thats A Sign That Mean They Are IDIOTS! And Thats The IDIOTS Way Of Leaving A TIP!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Lol…
Those look exactly like my scooter keys. The big one for the bike, and the little one for the lock box on the back. All on a flimsy wire keyring
What if I don’t want it back? lol
Ok, this just made my freakin Day
obviously they stuck the kid in because most likely the kid that was left behind before took the car keys,the sunglasses and the pacifier and drove to mexico.got a job in car sales,sold the car for half a million and just decided to return to the resturant with half a million.meanwhile someone robbed a bank for $500,000 and the police showed up at the resturant found the half a million in the managers office along with the baby who was supposedly a hostage
nottice that the baby is smiling and is wearing a coat entirely made of feathers
Visitor – did you forget something before you leave?
(Baby crying {Mysteriously crawling out of his/her cot and screaming madly}: OY!!! @?$%#&^*! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! *Banging on locked entrance door* – Aha! The keys are here… *opens door*)