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Aww c’mon people eyes are up here.
Up where? *Looks up but watches for tree branch before walking forward*
*Walks into tree branch*
Ow! I was slightly distracted *coughs*
♫ Mine eyes have seen the glory. . . ♫
You have eyes? cool.
can I be fail borg 2 of 2 and you can then be 1 of 2?
Yes abstract you are fail borg 2of 2 .LOL
now come on, only if you stay 1 of 2
I was told once that I had such nice eyes.
My response was “those aren’t my eyes”.
I think every woman will end up saying that at some point in her life.
I hate that line: “You have really pretty eyes.” Especially when they haven’t looked at your face once since starting the conversation. It means “I want you to think I’m deep and sensitive and actually interested in you, and that way you might sleep with me.” Unless they actually look at your eyes. Then it’s a nice compliment.
Actually, that did work for one guy. I found his honesty refreshing. Loooooong, long time ago, that was….
You have a nice personality!
You lack one?
You do!
I don’t follow your lack of logic.
nesting fail.
Even though she does have a great personality?
You have lovely lits.
How about:
“Mind if I SQUEEZE in?”
Of course, beaten by AA once again!
Bah! *SQUEEZE!*
*squeezes you both!*
That was shear benevolence AA!
*Squeezes both of you back*
Honesty is nice. “I’d like to sleep with you” is so much better than assuming I’m stupid enough to fall into bed over compliments and lies. Were I a single gal, I might actually go for that.
I don’t know, the delivery would have to be juuuuuuuust right to make me consider it. And even then I’m much more likely to tell him to go away. Casual sex these days is a death wish.
*is glad to be out of the dating pool*
*hands Ms B a towel*
What dries as it gets wetter?
Clever…
Ms B, your comment is going to end up powering a video one of these days!
*checks for Judy*
*backs up to wall*
*bows*
*Pokes Ms B with ET finger*
Ha. Judy hired me to.
And I was being so careful!
I just needed an excuse to poke you.
*hands aiki $20*
Job well done!
*Also glad*
When I was pregnant with my oldest, my sister asked me if I could still see my feet. I told her I haven’t seen them since high school, but that I could see my belly under my boobs.
Is it a shame that I can say that I haven’t had a conversation with a womans chest. In like I have never done it. Call me an old soul but I find it a bit disrespectful and a little off to carry on a conversation without looking the other person in the eyes. Here is a clicky that teaches us the important lesson.
Since when did you become apart of Equilibrium?
I have studies long under the clergy and finally got in. I am john preston on my off days, better when I am on my game.
*doesn’t show any anger or shame*
*replaces “s” with “d” in studies.*
awesome.
They’re ok.
Thanks for checking it out!
The third one’s HIGH-larious!
Well done on her part noticing the camera and centering her hand position.
I wish she would have kicked him in the gumballs.
They may have bounced around for a long time. Would have been too much effort. Now kicking his camera would have been much more satisfying.
and hot
Hmmm…
Hmmm..?
That’s what Prince Charles is saying and Letterman is thinking.
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Prezackly.
*SQUEEEEEEZE!*
Howdy there stranger!
Howdy Ms B, and SQUEEEEEZE back!
Hey, WN! *Squeeze!*
(Probably missed you, didn’t I?)
It was THAT close…
*squeeze*
*SQUEEEEZE* back!
In fact, *SQUEEZES* all around!!
*Jumps up to grab squeeze* I’m new here, but who am I to turn down general *squeezes?*
A most excellent sentiment, especially for someone who is bearly awake!
Welcome!
*Would like to partake in squeezes as well*
i second that notion!!!!!!!!!
*squeeze Chanidividus*
Well join in!
*squeezes everybody*
Yay! ****SQUUUEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEE****
(It’s an awfully big squeeze)
*Joins squeezes*
Yay!
SQUEEZES!!
*Hides in midst of squeeze from two creepy guys in store window leering at her*
Save me!
me too me too me too me too!! *squeeze*
What’s this? What do you want? Don’t rob me please.
Give me all your shinies!
Oooohhhh, Shineeee!
Hey! those are my shinies! I stole ‘em fair and square!
But i wan’t them.
oh gosh! im so torn apart with this decision…i cant decide what to eat…
penguin nibbles.
or
big raw fish….
*concentates almost to the point of asplosion*
Are penguin nibbles made from real penguin?
Go with the fish.
o nonono. they are made FOR penguins, not WITH penguins, just like baby food…. wait. how can we be sure…umm, im gonna go with the fish.
Fish are friends not food.
I never knew my father!
So what? You wouldn’t eat a friend? What kind of friend are you?
-stares-
Um…I’m the kind of friend who wouldn’t eat my friends.
Just sayin’.
*Hides lobster bib*
So Tofu Mogu should eat neither penguin nibbles nor fish, Jules?! He’ll starve!
*Grabs shinies*
*Runs into get-away car*
*Sells shinies to black market dealer*
Ha! What now!
Slinks away to sulk.
*whispers to IS* here, take these non-shinys, put them in a stone polisher, then keep them! hahahaha!
*Grumbles*
*Shakes fist at Rian*
*Heads home*
*whispers* here, take these non-shinys, too.
*takes the non-shinys since nobody else seems to want them*
do you have a stone-polisher handy? if not, here you go.
*polishes rocks*
See nice an smooth.
*takes the stone-polisher*
*bows to Tofu Mogu*
Thanks! This should be fun!
Nightshayde! Be careful not to bow around Judy!!!
We will let her off this time.
*peers out from behind wall*
*snickers*
*sneaks away*
I thought I heard something…
you are very welcome! i love making people happy, even if im probably breaking some law somehow.
Buys he shinies for eleveny billion dollars. HA. MY SHINES NOW!!
*pus hem ino a safe*
(he Key ha is missing from he alphabe is broken ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUVWXYXZ So no commening on my spelling)
That makes reading i quie a challenge.
I’ll trade you a ‘T’ key for your shinies
In fac, I don’ know how you’d get by on wier.
ohhh… its twitter. ohhh… i see.
We should ban a letter everyday. The opposite of sesame street.
pssst, I’ll buy a shiny off you for $10.00
First! :3
Nyah. I thought I was >.< meh
Charlie is only keeping abreast of the situation and the other guy (no idea), he’s just narcoleptic.
Letterman.
Like she said.
Looks like Charlie is going “Bugaah buggah!!”
dont we all?
The guy on the right is thinking “you’re laughing now…”
Motorboat!
BUBA® IS FFFRRRIIIIIIIIISSTTTT!!!1111one1!! YEAAAEEAAAAAA FIIIRRSSTTT!!! \\o o// \\o o// \o/
FIRST FIRST FISRT FSRITT FOOOORRSTT!!!1
HEY GUESS WHAT DUDE!!!
WHAT?!?!?
your not first…
*Snicker*
*twix*
*Mars*
*Milky Way*
*Three Muskateers*
Almond Joy
Mounds
Watchamacallit
*Kit-Kat* you guys dont have asteriks!! they dont count!!!
*Reese’s*
I was just copying Aiki. He started it.
*Baby Ruth*
*Payday*
*Forever Yours*
Do they even make those any more?
*Butterfinger*
Sure blame the tiger.
*Nerds*
*milk duds* dont call me a nerd!
*Chuckles*
*Smartys*
*now & later* yummy!
*Sweetart Gummy Bunnies*
They have Vitamin C, which means they’re health food. *nods*
Which reminds me, nightshayde, I looked everywhere! And ordering them online is such a rip unless I buy case lot amounts. I can’t justify that many gummies!
*Mary Janes*
*Pixie stick*
100 Grand
*M&M’s* *stares menacingly at aiki* >:(
*Hershey’s!*
cant stop staring
*hersheys, with nuts!*
*Toblerone*
*pez*
*zero*
aiki! Don’t be so down on yourself! You’re my HundredThousandDollarBar!
Aww. you’re so sweet.
*Moro(n)*
Dreams of choco-man
Letterman has an awfully big microphone.
Goes along with his awfully big mouth.
That fit his awfully big teeth.
Get some!!!!
Ice Cream?
Oooh, let’s make Dreamsicles with the mimosas from the last fail!
I love a good ice cream sundae!
*produces load of toppings*
I’ve got allllll kinds of toppings for the hungry.
*squeezes Ms B*
Can I have a hot fudge sundae, please?
*squeeze*
Of course! Help yourself to the nuts!
Um… is there something other than nuts… like mounds maybe?
If you want it on your ice cream, I can provide it.
*helps herself to Aiki’s nuts*
*stands up proudly*
*offers mounds*
*is loving this*
♪ So this is love ♪
I’m really not quite sure what to think of the new direction the blog has been going in lately.
Sorry I missed you on the previous fail.
You ready for it now?
If you’re looking for the gutter it seems to be in, Brewski’s already in it, hopefully being hosed off by now.
Only if you want it too.
*stays the heck away from aiki’s nuts but eyes Ms B’s mounds*
Wait – wait –
A PLETHORA of mounds!!
How did this happen!
(I should probably mention, that I can be quite the prude IRL…)
♪Good little girls make might wild women. ♪
♪ lady in the street and a freak in the bed ♪
♫ She’ll be tellin’ you, Good girls don’t, but I do ♫
♪ Mr. B’s milkshakes bring all the guys to the yard.♪
♪ That’s why the lady is a tramp… ♪
*runsawayquick*
♫ Cos she’s a run-around ♫
J ♫ Judy in Disguise – with glasses! ♫
do you want nuts on those?!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaah haaa, ooohh!
Whip cream too?
Prefer a fancy iced coffee drink instead. Mmmmm…coffee!
Coffee rocks!!!
*Dives into swimming pool of coffee*
*adds whip cream to swimming pool of coffee & dives in too* Woo Hoo!
Would you like any french vanilla with that?
*Pulls out jug of french vanilla*
Yes please. Chocolate sprinkles, Rian?
Mmm, sounds good, how about ground chocolate mmm.
mmmm, no towels, I will lick you both when you get out of the pool!
hey, who typed that?
*pets Jules* shh, shhh, it’s ok.
Drippy Carmel and extra cream and sugar for me…
Did you two (Katzvond and Rain the fairly known) wait an hour before you went swimming after you eat?.
Pfft, no thats just a myth.
*Cramps*
Augh!
*Starts drowning in delicious coffee pool*
Not drinking that coffee! It’s tainted.
*Drinks pool coffee*
You’re right Ms B, this tastes almost but not completely unlike coffee.
*Puts on red Baywatch swimsuit*
*jumps into pool*
*gives Rian Starbucks floatation device*
Eat? Who needs food when you have a swimming pool of coffee?
Yes with all the caffine you would never need food again.
*caffeine overdose*
*heart explodes*
*BOOM*
*Brings fresh heart made to hold large quantities of caffine* There ya go Katz.
Whew! That was a close one. Thanks! *squeeze*
No problem! *Squeeze*
What mimosas?
Nuts!!!
That third one made me lol.
hahaha!! lol
lol!
well if your going to walk around in a skirt shorter than a shirt your screaming for attention
I agree, if you walk around in somthing that short, are you not just asking to be stared at? I mean it’s human nature to look at something so stunning.
I am a woman and I approve the ^ message.
I also approve.
*Pushes Leila into hole on stage*
Whoops
*Does not approve*
*Why would you do such a mean thing?
I approve of women who approve.
It’s nice to get a warm smile instead of a dirty look when you’re caught taking a peek.
twisted suprise angry mad crazy nagughty sarcastic eyes
:popeyes:
Hello fail borg 2 of 2
hi, but only if you go back to fail borg 1 of 2
^Clicky for smilelies types^
*sniffle* thank you so much!
:bigeyes: :stare: :confused:
Try oops.
I think I meant shock for this one. I blame the heat wave that is blanketing Chicago right now.
*hands Avis an icey pop* here ya go *squeeze*
Mmmmmm! Thanks!
It’s in the 90′s and unbelievably humid. The kind of heat where just breathing wears you out.
we’ve been having nothing but rain out this way and nothing over 75 for the past few weeks. It’s getting tiresome. “Rain, rain, go away, go back to Seattle where you should stay.” Last year at this time we were going to the beach and b-b-qing
*steals icey pop from avis*
YOU WILL NEVER GET IT BACK!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
oops, sorry there goes my evil double personality again…
grrrrrr
*gives Avis entire freezer full of icey pops* no for you Tofu!!!! *gives Tofu a Tofu pop*
ew.
*lowers sunglasses, looks in Tofu’s direction*
And thanks again, Abstract!
im trying to figure out all of the smileys. not going too well, im afraid. wait, let me try that. :afraid:
Use two of : and type between them (no spaces):
lol
shock
roll
mrgreen
oops
twisted
Also:
evil
&
cry
*follows directions*
neutral –
I’d like to know why we can have smilies that “move” but we can’t have avatars that “move”.
didnt work
aaaaaaaawwwww!!! Poor Tofu.
Work is over! Have a good day everyone! Bye!
Bye!! You too!
He (1st pic) is just telling her about that old cheech and chong bit. meep meep meep
lmao i like the last one the best
I think in the second link the one girl is like; “yeah like those are real!”
Anniston looks like she is trying to get a little relief without crapping on herself.
She does look mighty uncomfortable.
That’s quite the grip on the armrest.
[ F'(x) = ((f(x+h)-f(x))/h) ] = [ F'(x) = nx^n-1 ] ?
*is really bad at math*
Um, 2?
That’s very derivative.
well, what is n?
Strangely enough this is a useless equation. He is simply stating that the derivative is the limit of the original equation. Though he doesn’t set out parameters for h or what it approaches. We could go with the usual h -> 0. He then sets out the derivatives actual function equation. Then proceeds to not ask us to solve. So it is declarative rather than questioning.
In short I respond with…
X>5 when X => 6
y=3
And don’t do anything.
I looks like a b@stardized version of the Proof of powers equation.
I prefer this one:
Damn… didn’t show.
Just wiki The Schrödinger equation. Its the quantum base.
Wow
Theirs a video of the top picture…
3:36-4:00
Good catch.
He he
Jennifer is so hot, i wond mind babysitting her ^^
I too would be looking at Jennifer aniston’s legs!!!
i don’t blame them. The woman in the army does have nice boos
i don’t blame them. The woman in the army does have nice boobs
Boobs are cool dude, boobs are cool!
RT
http://www.anon-tools.tk
Am I the only one that can see that Prince Charles has just finished pinning a medal on the female soldier and that is why his hands are in front of her chest? God you people are juvenile.
I think the last one with the late night talk show host was looking at her watch, I’m not sure. The other option is her legs.
Whatever…who wouldn’t try to look at J.A crotch? She is the only woman in Hollywood who HASN’T destroyed herself with birth.
http://eatabigone.wordpress.com/
Who could blame Letterman. Wouldn’t you do the exact same thing if you had the chance
Jennifer Aniston is amazing. I don’t blame him.
Funny! What a moment!
The links aren’t working for me; It says “Forbidden”…LINK FAIL!
Letterman Win
shes good looking at that pic
hahahahaha
Letterman has that creepy old pervert look. This picture plus the comments he made about Palin’s young daughter really paints a picture of the low-life he is.
ha!males….wat do u expect?
poor girls out there…victim of pervs…..
btw did i mention that some post here look effing FAKE?the words looked so photoshoped =.=lll
fail to filter real failz…lmao…
A fail so epic….
LOL, the Letterman one is no fail… It is part of joke he made on the show..
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