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They Lost me on this one.
???????
Some people claim the news makes people scared, I think I see why now.
i’d love to hear their excuse for the onboard footage, and why the plane was missing for a few days yet somepeople filmed it crashing. to be honest the News in England is full of bull shit so i dont expect some Bosnia place to be any different.
“Bosnia”
Heh, heh.
Geography fail
He’s Lost?
Bosnia, Bolivia, same thing. It’s one of those ‘B’ countries, you know not quite an ‘A’ country.
…like Albania or like Afghanistan??
I was thinking Alabama.
Have you ever seen a V8 commercial?
no,have you ?
Wikipedia said it.US STOP trying to get a rank…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries <.<
Um… Alabama is not a country.
But, whatever you want (:
Alabama is not a country? haha good one!
but Georgia is
duh. exactly.
Technically Alabama and every other US state is a country. The way the system is set up makes it so. Texas was a full fledged country before it joined the US. Every state in order to be a member state of the US, must have a working state wide government already in place, aka able to be their own country.
Totaly agreed, Bewareofgellama.
1º Alabama AND Georgia are a state. Think, just THINK… DOES ALABAMA HAS A PRESIDENT? ¬¬ (please, don’t answer Obama u.u, do not make me think that the lack of brain can get worst)
2º Texas was a state from MEXICO. And then, USA bought it on that thing of “America to the americans”
3º There’s no sutch thing as “every other state is a country”. USA were a country at start with the shape of the 13 colonies and than you began to spand your territories buying from others countrys, making wars (as always) and occuping part of the other colonies. NO COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE THING!
(ps: sorry by my english. u__u’)
Yes but Texas is the only one that can still become a country again!
screw you
Another geography fail…. Alabama is a state, not country.
Alabama is a state
I guess Albania is an ‘A’ country compared to Kosovo. If you consider Kosovo a country.
Which makes the U.S.A a ‘U’ country.. ouch. Even us Canadians are a ‘C’ country.
I was actually waiting for someone to say “You forgot America”. I figured it wouldn’t be too long of a wait.
Well, America is actually a continent.
No, North America is a continent, as is South America.
America is the colloqiual name for the United State of America, cause nobody wants to say the United States of America anymore than they want to say Federal Republic of Germany or The People’s Republic of China.
America, Germany, China.
It’s not a dick move to deprive you North and South American’s of your continental identity, its just standard(and international) human laziness.
The idiocy here is amazing
Exactly, America is two continents
I know…
america IS a continent. Canada and the US are COUNTRIES.
‘America’ is ambiguous. ‘North America’ and ‘South America’ are continents.
Colon or Columbus for you. He discovered Central America! Not america! So… Who discovered South america and Northamerica. this so stupid
@Christian
This is probably really nerdy, but you’re is wrong. On his first and second voyages he only went to the islands near Central America. On his third voyages he went to South America. Then, on his FOURTH, he went to Central America. and they really just called most of it the New World, as far as I know.
Brazil is a B country and we pwn Bolivia, Besides, United States, Uzbekistan same shit right?
Thinking about Zimbabwe makes me feel bad.
Apparently many of you missed Team America World Police. We’re not the U.S.A. or the United States of America. We’re America, the real America. Everything is measured as east, west, north or south of the real America, which makes us an ‘A’ country.
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Just like Albania. Oh. Uh …
Funny concept ZA. Clicky for explanation
The west DNE West.
You do realize America is actually a continent, do you?
*facepalm*
*snork*
You lack direction lolabotona.
*Hands lolabotona a “North” and a “South”*
Use them wisely now.
Things like this make me wish we still had burn of the week,
Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic…
I thought Albania was the capital of New York State.
America is two continents
wtf’s wrong with u. ignorant
AMERICA IS ONE CONTINENT! And it’s divided in THREE ( not 2!): North, Central and South America. u.ú
*getting angry*
ummm …
the “West” is the US, EU and maybe the south american
the “East” is Russia (don’t give me bullshit about it being west, they’re as big as a continent on their own), China and the east asian
we can also say Russia is as big and powerful to be called the “North”
i don’t know mr.zombie … seems like middle east & center Asia are the “Real America”
I thought it was actually – the United States of Brazil.
Which would make it a “U” country, the same as USA.
Or, one is an B, then the other is an A.
Actually, is Federative Republic of Brazil.
Yea all C countries are great, like cambodia, cameroon, and the congo. Ass
even china?…
China is a kind of plates.
china is a P country… as in PRC… I thought we covered this already
USA is outdated, there is already USB
Actually, USB is also lost, now the aces are found in the USMC
The best are the ‘F’ Countries…
Zombies don’t know they are dead… what can you expect?
dewd ur are so retarded it hurts me
Its amazing how u can mistake 2 different countries on 2 different continents!
Can anyone buy America a map of the world PLEASE……. It would be nice to see an end to the ignorance!
yeah THEY SPEAK SPANISH in Bosnia, not only americans fail in geography, their intelligence… unintelligence it’s way out of the charts, how can you be so stupids??? o yeah because you are americans that’s right
NICE!
Total geography FAIL. I bet you are from the UAE… That’s that place with all the sand, many retards, and that place named Texas in it, isn’t it?
Ok… why does everyone have to insult America? seriously it gets old… and i know we have deserts but since when do we have “all the sand” you are an idiot and i bet you are just a sore loser from whatever war America kicked your ass in…
Wow…just wow…
UAE – United Arab Emirates.
The United Arab Emirates have a place called Texas?
This thread is giving me a headache!
I’m going to have to write a letter of complaint to the Royal Geographical Society now for their hideous maps – Who knew there was a Texas, UAE and Bosnia is in fact the real name for Bolivia?
Because Bosnia are the parents…
Yes, well… Those maps were approved by Miss Teen USA South Carolina, so there you have it.
No, but the country of Jordan looks like wacky Texas (on a map)
I live in the UAE now? Awwww mannnnn
Whoo me too
I would attack you and rip your skull to shreds, but why? I’m not feeling motivated by the vacuum.
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Huh? No, I didn’t say you suck. Read it again.
You have all the sand.
In your vag.
bahahaha……America winning a war…Thats rich…
You mean like Vietnam?
totaly dude!! hahaha
Why? Because they are jealous.
You failed couse UAE – United Arab Emirates.
Thanks for proving the “America – land of ze zmart” fact to us.
Tho he said Texas,but that doesnt change the fact or meaning that UAE stands for.
You didn’t have to mix your failure with his.
Um, I think the footage was put in there by FB (or the submitter) to prove that the still images they used were from Lost.
I think you mean Bolivia, it is on a different continent. Don’t worry no one expected you to know better, I think we have all just assumed you’re stupid.
I watch this news!! my family has special cable so we can get this channel transmited from Bolivia…and they alwaysssss make mistakes one time they call terminator Salvation, Terminator Solution..I might send sum videos to Fail
ps:there is a hugeee direrence between Bolivia and Bosnia!!…for starers we are not Muslams
P.S. Stupe Bosnia is not all Muslim! Just like Bolivia is not full of drug addicts, just stupid people watching stupid inaccurate news!
Save ur parents the embarrassment and cancel that channel they might say something stupid in public because of them!
actually the only people that can be accounted for as stupid are the news people, because, most bolivians recognized it right away. (search the forums yo)
bosnia place? doesn’t is say “bolivia” at the top of the page? please.
It’s like Free Fail Day! So many Fails!!!
It’s like the happiest day of my life!!!
It makes me sooo happy when we get an extra one!
Not to interrupt of anything but, I saw someone on Xbox live names Callmeavis. They kept killing me.
The only place I play on line is right here. I don’t do games.
Oh ok.
Is this fail powered by anyone?
Google maps obviously
Then you were doing it wrong. Or right, depending on what you wanted to do of course.
Oooh! I come back from working all afternoon to find TWO EXTRA FAILS!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*wonders if the morning shift will have no Fails*
Where I work, there are fails as far as the eye can see. So, I will definitely see fails, even if they’re not on here.
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Based on the stock pile of fails on the Vote page, there should be no problem filling the morning fails.
Woopwoop! Thanks V.
I never look there.
*squeeze*
I’m still waiting for the one I submitted to make it to the vote page.
*waits with Ms B*
Nice leather outfit.
Why thanks! But I think I want to go change.
It is way too hot for leather – even the cows think so.
Heat doesn’t bother them as much as when it rains. The leather variety cows shrink when they get wet.
We’ve had a veeerrrry mild June. Rainy and 60’s, until yesterday, sunny and 70’s. Today is sunny and 80’s. Been reeeeaaaal nice!
That’s very nice!! If you walk outside in this state, you will breath water. That’s how humid it is.
It was 101 F at my house today
I actually installed tint on the windows in my apartment trying to control the heat.
I find that those blackout curtains they sell at walmart help with such issues…
reduce the noise of cars/motorcucles at random hours seeing who is fastest too
And once again this stupid keyboard is causing me problems.
I had to correct various letters-that-I-did-NOT-type in this post…
time for a new keyboard
That’s your reward for coming back.
wooohoooo, me tooo!!! I love this! nothing like the smell of fresh fail in the afternoon!
yay!!!
I scram, You scream, We all scream for fail, um cream…
Ick. Even the innuendo machine doesn’t want to touch that comment…
*RIGL*
slaps an “e” sticker beetween “a” and “m”
hey, at lest i didnt say you scram…
‘Tis true. I appreciate your allowing me to stay!
Hey, I’d scram from fail cream if I were you….
I don’t think that’s where the “e” belongs.
….somewhere where we belong…. This may be a fail earworm but hey I put it out there.
Lets go somewhere only e knows
I’m Keane to find out where it is.
I can’t find my keys…do you have a spare Keanu?
Underneath the Fail-nut tree?
Keane NH?
Location of one of the best pumpkin festivals ever…. but probably not what SpongeBetty was referring to.
dang! so sue me.
Its Like WOW!! I’m just like soooo happy!!
I don’t know what we did to deserve so many fails today. What did we do right? Did someone get on their knees and prayed to the FB gods?
*Buffs off pants*
Yea, I got sent home early today from work since hours are down. So I thanked the PTB. They seem to have blessed us.
Pretty Terrific Boots?
I believe that would be Pink Turtle Butts.
Patients w/ Tuberculosis?
Practicing Time Bandits?
perfect towel bowls?
Perfectly Terrible Bastards.
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I’m trying really phuqing hard not to have issues, though in a parallel universe I’m really pissed off. Today sucks.
*SQUEEZES ZombieApocalypse*
Um…
*pat-pats large piece of skin back onto ZA’s arm*
Why so glum, dead little chum?
Oh I don’t know, pay cuts have a terrible effect on me.
I’ve been pretty lucky so far actually, isolated from most of the economic woes. Today that changed, but I guess the good news is I still have a job.
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*still can’t wait to get home and fire up San Andreas so I can go alien death ray on the world*
*alien death ray > nuclear > postal*
Awwww! We love you! I’d offer you a strong drink, but as you mentioned earlier, zombies don’t drink.
Thanks.
*squeeze for ZA*
I’m afraid this crisis is going to affect us all before it’s over.
*squeezes ZA*
Sorry, my undead friend.
Oh no! The entire cast of LOST was on the Air France plane!!!
*runs away, screaming*
Very good, but try waving your hands in the air.
And technically, you’re supposed to run out of the ROOM screaming…but it’s okay! You’re still learning!
*Heads for the hills*
TTFN!
Does anybody who speaks Spanish understand what she’s saying during the obviously not genuine footage? She keeps mentioning something about a camera.
Maybe they believe there was a crash and they happened to have a full camera crew on board who were filming at the time…
Shes saying there were 2 photographs taken, and that the second one showed a man being sucked out of the plane. She mentions the model of the camera (Casio z750). She says the remainings of the camera were fun in Cachingo, Brazil. The camera was destroyed but the memory was rescued. That’s all.
*blames the cold medicine*
Aye – still learning… but not sure what I’ll remember. I’m afraid of blowing knowledge out my nose.
There there sweety, that’s not knowledge coming out of your nose.. it’s your brain.
Good god, then nightshayde must have ebola! This could be a potential epidemic! We must not let anyone else catch this di-
BWACHOOO!!!
Uh oh.
*dons hazmat suit*
I’m taking no chances!
*does the same*
AHCHOOO!!!
Eeew! Now I can’t see!
*bumps into walls*
I can’t even scream and run out of the room now because I can’t find the bloody door!
*runs around helplessly, screaming muffledly*
*digs arround in bag*
Ah, here it is!
*blast-cleans the inside of bf’s suit*
Yep. There IS a hole in that suit…
*aims BFF towards the door and gives a gentle push*
Oh, wait, maybe I should open it fi….
*WHAM!!*
Um. Nevermind.
*sucks NS’s nose*
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…
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Uh, … that’s not her brain.
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*doesn’t mind, but wishes it was*
*turns green* I think I just lost my appetite.
Such are the perils of having a zombie-friend.
*nods weakly*
Now, how is jj abrams going to tie that into the plot. Oh and here is a nice clicky. Safe except for one f word. Its dane cook about lost.
Just the cast of the first season. It’s not like we lost Michael Emerson, Elizabeth Mitchell, or Cusick.
We’ll just have to have the sixth season be entirely about Juliet, Ben, Penny and Desmond.
Wow. R.I.P Matthew Fox – Air France
I think someone Lost their job over this!
I hope someone Lost their job over this!
I’m sure someone Lost their job over this!
I haven’t Lost my job over this!
Someone definitely Lost their job over this!
I’m Lost on Failblog when I do my job.
I’m Lost with my job when I’m not on Failblog.
I Failblogged and Lost my job.
This is a job for a Failblog squeeze.
*SQUEEZE!*
This is a Faillost on blogjob.
I failed at my job to be lost on a blog.
I was so lost in the failblog my girl failed a blowjob
It’s a good job I have the Failblog, Without you guys, I’d be Lost.
I Lost my *squeeze*.
oh, here is my squeeze, *SSSQQQUUEEEZZZEEE!!* it is extra large, i hope it fits on you…
What are you implying there, Tofu?
So I’m a sponge, not a wafer. Sheesh!
*squeeze*
Who lost their job over this?
All of us. That’s why we’re here all the time.
That was weird.
10th~
LOL Romanian TV news also did the same thing =)))
perhaps “lost” hasn’t arrive to these countries yet
yes, it has
There are so many levels of fail here that I don’t even know where to begin.
Try the beginning.
Even that’s got at least two fails going on.
Start at the begining.
in that case, start at the end and move backward.
given the number of fails occuring at any given time, where you start dosen’t matter as much as where you end up.
Amazing how they also found footage of the plane breaking up–shot from behind a very telegenic blonde. And those Bolivian news producers sure can edit!
That bit was added by FailBlog to show where the still pictures came from. It was only the 2 still pictures that the reporter was reporting on, and that were being sent around via email to gullible people.
This one is stupid
♪ Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, ♪
♪ That saved a wretch like me. ♪
♪ I once was lost but now am found, ♪
♪ Was blind, but now I see. ♪
oh, Leila, you’re no wretch! but congrats. on the Lasic!
*lasik derrr
oooh, and on your new GPS. I’ve been meaning to pick one up. *squeeze*
HeeHeeHee!!!!
I usually cry when I hear that song- I think you have cured me now.
*walks away giggling*
Lasik and GPS
er.. Any quick check will show that the aircraft was lost in the middle of the night, but the photos clearly show daylight. So much for editorial oversight.
…not to mention that it was Oceanic Airways & not Air France.
And that the ocean doesn’t have such nice trees growing in it. And blonde women don’t live in the middle of the ocean, either.
Blonde women don’t live in the middle of the ocean? What evidence do you have to support this?
THIS!!!
*shows Jennyisbusy evidence to support that blondes do not live in the middle of ocean*
That’s convincing.
Seriously, how on earth can something like this fail happen? Even if these folks have never seen Lost, it’s still so obviously NOT footage of the crash. It’s potentially my biggest “what the fück” moment since I’m here. As somebody said down there VVV, I too hope no relatives of the passengers have seen it.
(See that, complainers? I AM talking about the fail!)
I agree Arthur. The footage is so obviously not the crash that it had to be a joke. If it was a joke, it was a cruel and completely tasteless one.
*waits for someone to complain that Arthur is talking about the fail*
You know it’s bound to happen eventually.
How could they mistake it for real footage? How? I am still scratching my head on that one.
*scratches Leila’s head for her*
Oh…that’s nice. A little to the left please.
Then do something about it AE.
Nice that I found this comment!
Eagle, the problem is, that this already happend. It is over now, so no one can do anything about it. In all respects that matter to everyday life, the flow of time is always in one direction and it can’t be stopped or reversed.
You’re not supposed to talk about the fail, you’re supposed to fail about the talk.
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Wait …
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*looks confused and angry*
It’s all right, ZA, here – -
*takes ZA’s arm, leads him to a comfy chair*
*arm falls off*
Um, have a seat here.
That not what the nice man from the Navy Recruitment Centre said!
You gotta be shitting me!…
It’s against protocol. If so, we’d need diagnostics.
You need diagnostics?
tr069 needs the diagnostics if he is shiting sponges. Or maybe he could just quit putting them up his…
This is probably the result of the ‘news’ media always acting like trolls (tying to be 1st).
But then they should’ve realized it’s ph0t0sh0pped.
Yeah, I can like so see the pixels. D’uh.
That’s what you get with these re-enactments that pass for documentaries these days.
How could you mistake that degree of cinematography for actual footage of a plane going down?
she says: “we want to show you this two pictures, this first one, please play attention, this two pictures were taken aparently by one of the airplane passangers in the moment of the accident, and then in the second picture, we see one of the passanger is being thrown out by the hole. the pictures were taken by a CASIO Z750 camera, and the remains of the camera were found in Sierra Cachimbo, Brazil, it seems the camera was destroyed but the memory…”
i’m sure my english is not good, but you’ll get the idea of what is she trying to sell.
That is really horrible – I hope that none of the victims families saw/believed this.
OMG, that’s not just a fail, it’s EPIC. Or cataclystic or whatever is the next level.
And I mean REAL FAIL, not those wannabe fails we’ve had recently.
You misspelled “biblical”.
Thanks
This news report fails on so many levels…
What’s this? What do you want? Don’t rob me please.
I see the Moomin in one of the cloud patterns.
Are you cirrus?
He moves across the girl’s head.
Sorry, I couldn’t accumulate more punnery.
For stratus, it doesn’t matter.
I can’t play the vid again to see.
Aja was feeling the low pressure.
The cumulus effect of this could be huge.
slusho!
ZOOM!
Sooooo we are on lost, who is going to get us food and fire and Frauleins.
Fake… this is photoshopped… the shadows are all wrong… that & who here understands WTF she’s saying?
Look at the pixels!!!11!!!!eleven!!!one!!!!!
Who here understands WTF that guy is saying?? Hey its an extra Fail — who here CARES WTF she is saying!!
What guy is that guy? The guy in question is probably ThatGuy but is it that guy?
P.S. you suck
*THWACKS ToadLick with the shellacked mackerell*
No toad, Elsa doesn’t suck. I do.
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*savagely rips ToadLick’s head asunder*
*ferociously dives into the smelly fecal matter inside*
*makes a mess of biblical proportions*
*scatters mess around some more, making it even bigger and messier*
*repeatedly lets out a feral scream for “BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSS” throughout the ordeal*
Oh for fu-
Who’s going to clean this mess up? It’s certainly not going to be me. No sirree.
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*sigh*
I’ll go get the ShamWows.
I’ll help, sweetie. Here, you’ll need this.
*hands bff biohazard suit*
*shovels mess into industrial waste barrels*
“we want to show you this two pictures, this first one, please play attention, this two pictures were taken aparently by one of the airplane passangers in the moment of the accident, and then in the second picture, we see one of the passanger is being thrown out through the hole. the pictures were taken by a CASIO Z750 camera, and the remains of the camera were found in Sierra Cachimbo, Brazil, it seems the camera was destroyed but the memory…”
not very good english, sorry
Actually, your English is better than some of the native English speakers we get on this site.
Thanks for the translation!
I find this very offense Dragonwriter.
Why? She wasn’t attacking anyone. She was just complimenting JuL’s English.
forget it Ms B. My mistake.
*sighs* I make mistakes everyday. *pats 5_eagles* I know its only Tuesday but since I work weekends can we open the bar now? Or has someone done that already? I sure could use a dreamsicle..or three…
Bar’s open! I’ve got an ulcer healing here, so I won’t join, but I can serve! Have a dreamsicle, Annie.
Ohhhh, I would like a big tall COLD fruity concoction please.
Actually, I’d like a VERY large vodka cranberry with lots and lots of ice, please!
*blends a big tall COLD fruity concoction and passes it to Jenny*
*fills a giant snifter with ice and cranberry vodka, and puts a long straw in it for Dragonwriter*
*sips her dreamsicle*
By the way, Failblog made Graphjam today.
Thank you Anniebunny!
*takes a looooong drink and sighs with happiness*
*goes to look at Graphjam*
*snorks and nods head, ‘cuz it’s true*
Well, just look at me. Not much of a bartender – opened the bar, and left. Good thing you guys know your way around a swizzle-stick.
*checks tip jar*
*finds it empty*
*shrugs*
I have a tip for you…!
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*SQUEEZE!*
I’ve got a swizzle stick and no drink. Is the bar still open?
FTW — Yea JuL — excellent translation — sort of shoot that guy in the … um let’s say foot —
Of course it was photoshopped — they had to make a TV show look like a real event …
JuL … down thread does –
What, you want to actually recognize that other languages and cultures exist and are important????
Freak. :p
Stupid bolivians… all of them are a FAIL
where may you hail from?
my guess would be hell
Hails from hell.
Happily Hails from Hell
Gravity has no effect on your hail? It doesn’t seem to affect it at all.
♫ Hail, hail, the gang’s all here ♫
Let’s send him back.
*gets out hand-basket*
*Is joking*
I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and would hate to see you everyday.
*is now in hell, hopes to go home soon*
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Welcome to hell! Don’t mind the weather, it’s pretty hot down here – but at least you won’t freeze!
Caesar?
I am hoping this was a morbid way for them to celebrate an April Fool’s day type thing.
oh, I would! My BFF and I were going to take a couple of George Forman grills down to the county morgue for April Fool’s. Ah, we decided we didn’t really want to go to jail that day.
May I ask just what were you going to do with the grills?
Just go up and ask for some body parts. Very casually. Nonchalant. Just to see what the reaction would be. Then sit out front, idk. Maybe take some mannequin parts along and try to freak out the squares.
I must say … I am sorry I asked.
LMAO!! You are so crazy. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall though.
yeah, it would have been awesome! Maybe next year… My friend got cold feet at the last minute and I was not about to do that alone. We’ll have to have little button cameras when we do it so we can put the reaction on the web. Millions will laugh, I know I would.
This is somewhat off-topic, but is the best practical joke to-date that I have heard of…
I worked as a dispatcher for both the city police department and the county sheriff’s office here, and they were constantly trying to one-up each other. So one day we had a call from a man who claimed to have found a box of dynamite that was leaking, so naturally everyone freaked out. Everyone in the entire county and some surrounding counties was babysitting this box of leaky dynamite while the bomb squad was called in. It took the bomb squad 4 hours to arrive at the scene, and when they walked in they all started cracking up laughing.
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What had initially been identified as a box of leaky dynamite was in fact a bunch of railroad flares.
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So, a couple of weeks later, the county deputies took some play-doh and stuck some wires and a clock in it and left it on the doorstep of the city police’s squadroom.
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Much mayhem ensued.
Nice!
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*is in a sick and twisted mood right now*
:sick:
“Freak out the squares” I think that would freak out anyone who believed you were grilling people.
*would like to donate my body to abstracts grill routine when I die*
awesome!! Thanks! All donations are apreciated. Now, I know we can all spare a kidney! Yeah, it probably would freak out most people, but I think they would have to realize that wasn’t really what was happening. *taps finger to chin* well, maybe not…people can be fairly gullible.
…but, I like my kidneys right where they are. *pouts*
ok, ok, but if you’re ever hard-up for cash….
I have your name and contact information. I will definitely look you up.
Just don’t be like the Howie (make ‘em cry) Doit show. He ususally takes it beyond funny to just plain mean.
no, I’m nice.
I’ll go in and ask as if I were in a grocery store looking for lemons out of season.
Just a sec …
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*disappears underground*
*…*
*long minutes go by; minutes seem like hours*
*…*
*pops back up, carrying 6 mystery kidneys*
*wipes dirt off some of them*
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Here, I found these. They weren’t being used.
A little off topic, but clicky for a kind of sad development regarding the Cook County morgue (Avis, ever wanted to see a live re-enactment of Monty Python and “Bring out your dead?” Might happen soon in IL…)
Holy cow!! Bodies will pile up???? WTH? I want to be cremated.
*cremates Leila*
ohh, she sisn’t mean right now. arrrg, now we have to reconstitute her.
Nope. I sure didn’t mean right now Starfish. Hmmm…What to do…What to do?
My bad. Sorry Leila.
*scoops up some Leila ashes and puts them in a jar*
When she’s reconstituted, I wonder what part she will be missing.
Which part too
*grabs jar with some of Leila’s ashes in it and runs away*
Muahahaha!
I am sure what your intentions are. Hopefully good otherwise you will be on my list for tonight’s visit too.
*shrugs*
Haunt away, you don’t scare me!
*edges away from Leila*
It’s hard to be scared of a pink flower.
IUL, if your scared ma`am, I am cuddley.
*cuddles aiki*
Ooh, your fur is so soft!
*puts aiki on the list of those to haunt tonight*
I am a tiger. You can’t haunt me. Plus… you are a pink flower… a venus fly trap I could be a little afraid of, or the plant from little shop of horrors, but a lily?
Well … lilies ARE toxic to cats. Aiki – as long as you don’t ingest Leila, I think you’ll be fine.
I am going to work on myself now. Tonight, you will have NO sleep. I will be haunting you. Muahahaha!!!
Let’s rebuild her with chocolate. Then she can be the choco-lady!!!!
*overly excited*
Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Yes. Chocolate. That would be so cool!!
Would I be able to eat myself?
Try yoga for a few months.
Sure you can eat yourself – or better yet yummy stuff like peanut butter, pretzels, carmel.
*drool*
I know, pretty bad.
I do yoga. What does it have to do with…nevermind.
ummm, *shy*
can I help?
No it’s okay.
Bwahahahaha ohhh thank you Starfish I needed that! *wipes eyes*
*gets all excited looking*
.
Oooh, that’s supposed to be one of the signs of the impending apocalypse, bodies piling up …
.
*hears the word “cremated”*
*instantly dives into his grave*
*escapes from thread in a panic*
I wish I could say I was surprised. Alas, I cannot. I am reasonably sure that this is happening across the country though. If I can’t donate my remains to the study of NF, I want to be cremated.
NF?
Necro Fu-?
I can’t, it’s just too awful. Let it be known that I tried, though!!
Neurofibromatosis. Degenerative genetic disease. Makes life…. interesting.
*looks that up*
*wishes he didn’t*
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Sorry about that Avis, makes me feel like a wimp crying about rigor mortis.
I have a relatively minor case. It could definitely be worse.
I have debated all evening about a proper reply to this information. Although you are not a friend that I meet at McDonald’s for fancy lunch, or get glamour-doos at Great Clips, I still value the ’snorks’ that you supply us everyday.
My guess is that Failblog provides you with a place to have some fun and relieve some stress (as is the case with most of us), so I will say that I am sorry to hear you have a degenerative disease and let’s get back to the fun. *squeeze*
*snork*
I really wasn’t trying to be a buzzkill. I was merely being honest. And yes, those are some of the reasons I frequent this site.
Now. Back to the fun!!
*squeeze*
Hello Avis. Long time. How’s with you these past many days? I see a lot of new faces.
Hey Coyote I haven’t met you before but saw you got a super warm reception when you posted the other day. I like to have fun people to play w/ on the night shift here.
Your avatar cracks me up!
Good to see you, coyote. I hope your strength is returning.
COYOTE!!!
*enfolds in a big dragon-hug*
How are you, my friend?? Do you still glow in the dark? Did you think up any good jokes while you were away? We kept a blog-log for you with some of the good stuff that happened…we’ll have to dig that out when you’re up to it.
It’s Basil Brush. Ask anyone above a certain age in England about him.
Hello you two. Strength is seeping back in. My problem is everything tastes bland or horrible. If I wished to make you put your heads in a bucket (not bukkit) I’d tell you why. It should eventually clear up.
I look forward to the blog log. Any highlights you wish to impart?
Makes me want to be a British kid. I found something weird though on wiki:
“Basil Brush has been used as British rhyming slang for the infection thrush”
The word thrush makes my boobs hurt.
Well, some of the cheezpeeps from lolcats come and play with us here now! That’s a lot of fun. If you see Elsa_Mama, Lolcatburglar, AngelPlume, Nightshayde, Annipuss, JKH4K, or pretty much anyone with a kitteh avatar, it’s probably the neighbors coming to visit. They are awesome.
School is out, which means we’re often infested with trolls. Fluffy and I, and a bunch of the others, do our best to keep them out. Emily is our hero…she keeps the place nice for us.
On Fridays we now have a cuddle-puddle, which is fun. The bar is pretty much always open and we’ve been having some barbecues during the week.
Don’t mention BMWs around Arthur (we’ll link you to that one on the blog-log).
Don’t worry if you see Bondfan drive over a cliff in his jeep. He has a bunch of body doubles now, and they keep managing to destroy themselves.
That should catch you up a bit! I’m sorry about the taste thing, but very relieved that it’s not permanent.
*gentle squeeze*
We’ll update the blog-log and send it to you, coyote. *hug!*
Goodnight. I can’t keep my eyes open any longer.
*smoochity*
G’night, babe.
I just fell asleep at my keyboard. Time for bed. Goodnight to all, be they newcomer or old hand.
They will be lost after they got fired
101st!!!
photoshopped… you can tell easily the shadows are off in the ground shot and the reflections are off all over the place
*nods in agreement*
Oh clearly!!!
Where’s my Leila? Oh there she is! *scampers over and crawls into Leila’s lap, purring loudly*
Tell me that is a joke. Terrible.
Ok, that is a joke.
A joke that is, ok.
That joke is a-ok.
to Me:
That is a joke.
Love,
Terrible
That is a joke. And stop calling me Terrible.
Terrible, that is, indeed, a joke.
The Dutch BNR NewsRadio has also shown this photos. FAIL!
The Dutch BNR NewsRadio
RADIO
MOAR FAIL
i’m watching the radio, right? right???
Media madness.
Just look over YouTube…there’s a complete video of this news with subtitles. I know it is hard to believe…but it really happened.
If you knew some spanish you would see how excited and impressed she is while she talks about it. Biggest Fail ever…
Bolivianos culiaos tontos y después andan weiando por la cagá de mar.
otro mocoso chileno, cuando quieran chilenos de mierda, amenazan con guerra todos los días y se orinan en sus pantalones, vengan cabrones y nos los vamos a comer vivos LITERALMENTE, NO SABEN CON QUIEN SE METEN, ROTO MAPUCHE BESTIA ARAUCANA, ESCLAVOS DE MIERDA
BREAKING NEWS: ED MCMAHON HAS DIED AT AGE 86
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Clickie for more info.
St Peter:
And Now… Heeeeeerrrrrrrrreee’s Eddie!
los weonos q no saben q les ponen en la tele
primero q sepan q les cuentan y despues q pidan mar
I think this is something endemic to Latin American news. after the Challenger blew up, the Costa Rican news reported all sorts of crazy things about the accident. My family was host to a Costa Rican exchange student not long afterwards and he told us all the stuff they apparently either just made up or misunderstood when they got it from the US news services.
People should remember this kind of thing when the listen to the news. You get fed crap a lot more often than you’d like to believe.
WTF?!?! Why didn’t anybody mention there were two more fails!!
Oh well, tomorrow is a new day. I’ll remember to check after 1pm tomorrow!!
Good night all. *squeeze*
G’night!
*checks to make sure Brewski has his pants back on*
*squeeze*
Ok vent time. A MESSAGE TO THE “ONE” Please hurry up I am losing faith. Taking your time to come is leaving me to sift through many who just trod all over me. It isn’t fair…
as an old sensei said to me once “you will kiss many frogs before you find your prince”
funny thing was he was the sensei of the guy I was dating at the time.. so far his wisdom has proven true!
Oh sweetie, if only it worked like that! You’ll find her, and when you do you’ll realize it was all worth it.
But why does it have to be so difficult to get there? To her?
So you will appreciate her when you do find her.
And that is why you are the wise one. Thanks Avis. Time to tough it out I guess.
lol you can see the abc logo on the bottom right corner
she said they got this pictures from a broken Casio camera they found in a mountain in Brazil, the camera was broken but the memory card was not, they got the pictures and ASSuMed they were from the crash.
Is the rest of the world that retarded…really?
Anyways, I wanted to invite all of you failures to listen to our crappy-ass radio show tomorrow night. We’ll be talking about the site a bit, just stuff in general. You can also call in if you have something unamusing and uninteresting to say. genzel dot ca
The real fail here is all the people, mainly from America, that fail to realize that this video was edited and that the lost footage was not part of the news coverage, only the two pictures shown at the first part. Are Americans really this stupid? I hope not, and it’s only that failblog is like a magnet for them.
You are attracted to Failblog! Yoooouuuu are attracted to Failblog!
That’s what the voices in my head say when I try to walk away from the computer.
I be Bolivian and am so ashamed to be Bolivian no wonder Bolivia is so retarded country I wish I was Mexican or Chilenian or somewhere is more gooder than this country. anything better than this Bolivian country, even art is bad.
THIS IS WRONG, I’M FROM BRAZIL, AND THE PRESENTER SAYS THIS PICTURES WERE TAKEN FROM AN CASIO DIGITAL CAMERA THAT WAS FOUND AND CACHIMBO FOREST, THE PLACE THAT THE US AMERICA LEGACY CRACHED WITH GOL’S BOEING 737-800, THAT CAME TO GROUND IN SPIRAL AND THE PLANE’S PARTS WERE VERY FAR ONE FROM OTHER, TAHT MEANS THE PLANE DISASSEMBLED IN AIR, SO IT IS NOT FROM THE “NEW” AIRBUS’S AIRFRANCE.
Really!? Are you sure?
No,way?
CAPS IS COOL
CAPS IS CRUISE-CONTROL
wow this is not only a fail but a fail on whoever posted this as bolivian news fail. Its Spanish not Bolivian. This name of the video is complete total epic fail.
*blinks*
True! It would be in Latin if it was from Latin America!
*ROFL*
1. Notice the PAT logo in the top right corner of the video.
2. Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAT and notice how PAT stands for a Bolivian television channel
3. Notice your own fail.
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow is it like a double fail??????????
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………..
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… oh man..
… that, actually is what bolivian accent sounds like. (they speak spanish in bolivia)
ummm honey… they speak spanish in bolivia.
Fernando is RIGHT, the news anchor is talking about another aircrash that took place in Brasil,i think it was in 2007.And some idiot on internet used the LOST pictures and started a hoax.The thing is these journalists didn’t check the source. About the fail chain here, i think this is a ‘metafail’, as it’s a fail in reporting a fail….
How embarrassing! Well, that does it! I’m NEVER talking about the Fail again!
In fact she’s not reporting the Air-France crash. It’s about the crash of Gol’s Boeing, as just was said above.
EPIC FAIL!
Pfft!
*snork*
*smooch*
*getapop.com* !
jaajjajaaj
esos bolivianos pusieron imagenes de LOST ajajajajajaj que idiotas
Fake, but funny. Funny that some people believed it’s real.
polish TV did this too, one week before
Doesn’t not believing this make you some kind of racist?
No.
Because I believe it, but I am still racist.
j/k.
Please. So fake. What everyone said before, and she is talking about pictures, no a video, then the footage was edited into it. Failblog was trolled.
images can mean pictures as well as movies
Same thing happened here in Romania. We have a show called “Direct Access” and they even had some guests invited to comment on the state of mind of who took the pictures. All of those invited (commercial pilots, doctors, psychiatrist) started in making various suppositions on what was in the head of the photographer in the last moments of his life and praised the courage he had. And they continued to comment for about one hour. The moderator invented 2 airline companies, a crash somewhere in the jungle and presented everything as real facts. Idiots…Next day he tried to excuse himself…
I like teh fact, that we see it filmed from ground – didn’t it crash in the ocean!? 300miles away from the brazil coast … lol.
Previously on Lost
So…
Alabama in actualy in Bolivia or in UAE?
I already know Texas is in Senegal
yap and senegal is on midle of lisbon
This is a FAKE, although it did happen, it was just photos, not the moving video (lost footage) that has now been added to the original news report. I really wanted this to be true.
the real report is here
http://www.youngandgrumpy.com/2009/06/bolivia-news-tv-air-france-photos-lost.html
america sucks.
Arthur Eld.
Sorry guys, but accident described by reported is not Air France accident. It is about an accident which happened in Amazon jungle, 2 years ago. A Brazilian aircraft shocked itself against a North American airplane. Obviously everybody died instantly, but American crew in second airplane.
BTW not pictures were found about accident.
As I use say: “Guys get a life.”
*facepalm*
Mr. Martinez, you are right, this isn’t footage of the Air France crash. This is a TV series which was mistaken to be footage of the cash by some complete idiots at the news channel.
epic source fail
Wait people,
is it really a fail? Or just promotion for LOST like JJ Abrams did it in his another productions? E.g. while of Fringe they translated in German television faked news with real moderator. Many people were offended, even if the “documentar footage” was from “Fringe”.
Its just a little wind…
This is a real story but the movie is fake. The real news story never had video, just photos.
Hey, that video is from spain. The woman is spanish, and Bolivian women are far more bad looking than that one.
Yeah that’s spanish
i’m from argentina and no it’s not from spain, PAT is bolivian TV channel.
http://www.red-pat.com/
been there last year. and not all the women there are bad looking.
Bolivia has native population, as well as immigrant population, mostly from western Europe.
So, it’s possible that the woman is a descendent of European immigrants in Bolivia…
the accent is bolivian. Looks is a must to news anchors in latin america in general (if not the whole world) PAT is a national channel from Bolivia, Bolivians speak Spanish.
no dude, bolivian women are beautiful, not like moustache women from mexico, and hairy arm pits from mexico too
OMFG!!!!
))))))))))))))))))))))))))
this is a fail because its not bolivian, the news anchor is speaking spanish
fail. bolivia has three official languages, spanish being the most prominent
Except, they are speaking portugese, and they are actualy talking about how the show lost has scared people out of flight travel. Congrats Fail Blog, you talked out of your ass again and LIED to your following. THis isnt fail by the reporter who is quite clearly doing her job, this is fail by you, the people here stupid enough to believe that this was actualy a news report on a france crash from another country. Madre dios, stupido.
So this is a FailBlog Fail? Awesome!
Talking Portuguese?????? You are madly crazy man…I am portuguese! And I bet my ass that they are not speaking portuguese! You are a fail!
lol i would like them to explain the multiple camera angles and edited footage
Retarded news for retarded people
I bet they Youtube’d it.
aahuihauihaui!multiple angles? ahuiahuiahua
In another air plane crash an e-mail with the same photos of the serie lost was sent to Brazilians!But video!!!!they’re kidding
HARVEY REES IS A PAKILOVER AND HE MUST DIE.
BNP FOREVER
So… what language is teh reporter lik speaking?
Idiota ignorante…gringo tenia que ser
Que lenguaje usa este tipo?
spanish, because she’s bolivian :I
And Chile is like China?
Chile is a “C” country,
“C” calls for “clever guys who laugh about the ignorance and jerkness of others”
you didn’t expect a native bolivian woman wearing a traditional custom reading the news report, right??
This thread is so full of geography fails, it hurts. Go buy a map and ask for a refund for your geography class. America is a whole continental mass, divided in 3 political regions, North America, Central America (and the caribbean islands) and South America. And they call us the third world!
Culture fail. In the United States, the American continents are taught as two separate ones. North America & South America. Elsewhere, they are taught as one. America or the Americas.
For the other people who fail.
People of the United States of America call themselves ‘Americans’, because calling someone a United Statsian in the english language sounds stupid. Though in other languages, it sounds fine and works. The biggest problem the word ‘American’ encounters, is in the Latin world and languages. It is seen far differently than than United States citizens.
‘American’ can also mean someone of the American continent(s).
Please people, educate yourselves further before shoving your culture and understanding down others throats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_U.S._citizens
The Epic Fail is here in Poland, they took this photos from Bolivian News, and showed in the biggest news channel here.
well, peruvian and bolivian people are idiots, the other countries of south america are ok
Moron
Well I can’t believe why you think it would be all Bolivian people and all peruvian people who are idiots… how about just that news crew yeah… I think you are giving them too much credit… Those picture have been passed around through email since the accident took place. In the U.S. as well… so just think before you talk, eh… martin?
relax dude
C’mon, people, there is no bad or good countries in the world. So to say: every country is dumb in its own way, every country is cool in its way.
Fake.
RE: “C’mon, people, there is no bad or good countries in the world. So to say: every country is dumb in its own way, every country is cool in its way.”
I Say that’s is a Joke to the channel, or tramp maybe, from other channel. It’s like the joke-call from Spain’s radio to Evo Morales when he arrive to government like 3 years ago, just a joke.
So, the thing is that every countries, in the bad side, has dumb people, bad people, ugly people, sick people, but I can say with a lot of security that Bolivia is an amazing country, had amazing and pretty womans, amazing places. Is very mix, but there are a class of freedom, there are good people, not mind sick like otrher countries. I see Bolivia like a paradise, where many things are posibles. So maybe people has to change many things to help progress the country, like the union, likt the responsability, like the vision to future.
NO WAY!!! that cant be real… wow thats just so much of a FAIL to be real… i cant believe that shit… REALLY!!
LOSER GRINGOS!!!! y ni hablar de Bolivia…
You know what makes this 100 times funnier? A Romanian news channel actually took this news item and aired it without verifying it. Double fail for Romania =))
For the American maps, I just have to give this link http://frostbite.no/blog/wp-content/map_of_american_isolationist_thinking.gif
Anyway, American is one continent, you can’t call it two just because it has a south and a north.
I saw this on Rove the other night!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
That’s some high quality journalism right there.
I think that there are stupid reporters everywhere but u can’t blame a entire country for the mistake of a group of people. Bolivia is an amazing country with good and bad sides like any other country.
The fact that the reporters of that specific network never saw LOST or was not responsible enough to check the sources of their story doesn’t mean that any other person in the entire country realize of the mistake… I’m from Bolivia and we did… and made fun of it, because we don’t like under a rock or in the jungle… for most of the people here it all ended as a stupid mistake, but from that to say that “peruvian and bolivian people are idiots” .. it’s just stupid…. Martin you are an idiot for even think like that, a person with 5 cents of a brain couldn’t think something so racist.
Martin you should get banned for saying something like that and you should be informed before speak of anyone or anything specially if you are insulting a entire country.
Yeah i’m pretty sure that’s heroes? Maybe i’m wrong.
so did they get the footage from the black box?
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failblog fail.
The same thing happened in romania when the news about the plane crash were on, I dontl know if they copied the bolivians or the other way around, the thing is that news people suck!
If i hear one more ignorant person state Mexico is Central or South America, then I know United States is on the edge of stupidity. Canada, United States and Mexico are part of the Continent of North America.
and north america is not a continent, is part of the AMERICAN continent. you are NOT a separate continent you are still being part of the whole continent, panama’s canal doesn’t create a new continent, F U gringos, your schools surely suck hard, yoour education levels are waaaay utterly pathetic
…Junk food news… they are taking over the whole world…
*facepalm*
so funny i’m “Lost” for words.
It’s not LOST it is from a movie called Passengers!
ahuahuahuahuauh
Look at the little ABC icon in the right hand side! This is fake, AND it’s been compiled on two different shows. The icon goes from “ABC” to “ABC HD” between clips. Fail.
U got to be kidding me OMG those Bolivians are sooo retards
XD! WIN!