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Starring Bruce Willis, and Samuel L. Jackson
That doesn’t surprise me. They also seem to have a screw missing.
broke
Borked!
Notice how even the label has a tear in it?
This is just typical for modern marketing. They call it “Unbreakable” to try to distract you from all the defects that come built in.
What you don’t know is that the label is holding the whole thing together.
Like us and Failblog.
True dat.
Those aren’t defects; they’re “features”.
You must work in marketing.
I’d buy that, with all the features it has.
It doesn’t say Unstealable, so don’t complain about it!
good movie
Movie taste fail.
… and that’s why the price is so low, I guess.
Actually looks like the one on the right is the same price.
Maybe that one is broken, too.
Turn the label around and it says ‘NOT!’
In Soviet Russia, Case Brake You
Nobody actually broke it. Someone just took a bite.
Sorry. Mistook it for a marshmallow.
How many calories in plastic?
Depends. Wrapped in bacon with some whipping cream on top it’s not a way to lose weight.
*crunch crunch* It’s kind of bland. Do you have any mustard?
Pizza Plastiqua?
Plastic Primavera?
*gnaws happily on his computer*
Iss soo goob…
MAL!!! good morning!
*offers laptop stand for garnish*
*SQUEEZE!*
Morning! Happy Monday! *squeeze*
*puts a napkin in the top of his shirt and starts gnawing on the stand*
*Hands Mal a napkin to wipe plasticizer off his chin*
Morning all! How was your weekend?
Relaxing and fun! Something I wish I could say about all of my weekends! *snickers* How about yourself?
Well… watched a movie (Benjamin Button), pulled poison ivy for several hours, and took care of errands and chores. Pretty boring, but can’t complain.
A solid week of rain in the forecast! Somebody make it stop! I thought I left that behind when I moved away from Seattle!
I know your pain with the weather…it’s be unrelenting here. However, you know what? It’s better then what the weather should be. I’m a pale Irish boy…the sun eats me…alive…
Tell me about it. I could be a body double for Edgar or Johnny Winter. I need sunglasses even on slightly overcast days. I blame my primarily English and northern European genes.
Its brokennn
You are genious.
High quality standarts. Made in Taiwan I guess.
Fail. That’s how it is supposed to look.
I have one on my giraffe.
Fail. When they started making them in 1923 they gave them this shape on purpose. I hate when the younger generation giggles at things that were natural then.
Back then “unbreakable” also had a totally different meaning. What are kids nowadays learning in school?
that’s what it look s like after you plug it?
*squeeze*
If I were him, I’d switch it for another.
*squeeze*
It’s just not easy to find good giraffe anymore
Maybe some improvisation is necessary. Take one camel, and stretch.
put the feeding trough on the roof
Granny, I think you’ve cracked it.
You too?
…and Everyday Low Quality!!!
.. and beatable prices!
That’s just an invitation to try to break it. “Shock-resistant” would’ve been better advertising. Tell people they can’t do something and they’ll do it.. every time…
Good to know, if I have kids one day, I’m going to use that.
You can’t cook!
You can’t tidy up your room!
You can’t learn for scool!
You can’t do all homework!
You can’t give me 1000 dollars every evening! YOU CAN’T!!!!!!
Just don’t have kids and then you will feel like your getting 1000 dollars every evening!
*hands Wolf $1000*
that worked for my parents when i was small ;(
You Know, it works! I have a four year old, and I tell him, “Oh, you can’t clean up? I understand, you’re just a baby, and babies can’t clean! Mommy will get you a sippy cup and you just sit there like a good little baby.” He then jumps up and starts cleaning ’cause he’s “NOT a baby!”
I’ll give that another year, max!
Kids may be gullible, but they aren’t stupid! Soon he’ll turn it around on you. Like, suppose you’re treating yourself to a piece of fudge in the afternoon, because it’s been a tough day, and your son will say:
“Mommy, your butt looks really big! Are you trying to make it grow by eating fudge?”
You’ll look at the fudge dejectedly, and hand it to your son.
That is exactly something he would say.
He is great at arguing too, he’s going to make a great lawyer, or a great criminal (or so his father tells me).
Either way, he can support you in your old age!!
Teach him Greek logic and philosophy!
That seems to be a really gifted child…
Gifted, difficult… It’s one in the same.
I can haz gifted children?
@ Olur: Obvious you don’t have any gifted children by your grammar.
I have one of those too. It’s not often someone manages to outsmart me or argue against me but apparently the student has surpassed the master now. Last night I was about to have a bath and he told me to have a shower instead. We went back and forth till I said “no, I’m having a shower!” and he said “no, get in the bath!” and I said “well OK then, I’ll have a bath.” Poor kid just sat there with the ‘WTH just happened?’ look on his face while I did the happy dance. I’ve been trying to get him with that one for years and he finally fell for it.
I have tried that with mine too, it has yet to work.
(I changed my avitar to his ‘evil grin’ face)
or avatar, whatever.
WIK, that’s classic! I’m not a kid person, but that’s a great picture.
Thanks, he’s a cutie.
Hee!
I learned that trick by watching Bugs Bunny cartoons as a kid.
I used to work in a kindergarden. We had a couple of tables there for four kids each and one table for two. We used the last one as a punishment or as a reward: “Today Kevin and Lukas have to sit on that table. You were misbehavin!” OR: “Sina and Mark were so nice today, you two are allowed to sit on that table today!”
It worked.
finally! a use for my triangular screws!
I always suspected you had a screw loose.
OOPS I didn’t do it I swear.
LIES!!!!!
THE LIE DETECTOR
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John.
“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.”
“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said Tommy.
“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.
“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”
“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.”
The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair..
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!”
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Ouch.
Nice
nice good? or nice bad?. Afraid of the dark.
Nice good, it’s funny
Beautiful
Wall plates brought to you by Harland and Wolff, makers of the “Titanic”, the unsinkable ship.
lool
A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the unbreakable comb for everyone to see and said, “And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside.”
LMAO that was good × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy ×.
xDDD
You can call me Cherry dude.
What’s your name all about? Just curious
A mystery.
I liked you joke cherry, I can actually see(ing) that happen.
I would like to see that happening. Lol!
♪ Oh yeah ,
I know I’m not broken,
A little cracked,
But still I’m not broken ♪
♪ Break on through to the other side! ♫
♫ Un-break my heart ♪
Broken lines, broken strings,
Broken threads, broken springs,
Broken idols, broken heads,
People sleeping in broken beds.
Ain’t no use jiving
Ain’t no use joking
Everything is broken.
Broken bottles, broken plates,
Broken switches, broken gates,
Broken dishes, broken parts,
Streets are filled with broken hearts.
Broken words never meant to be spoken,
Everything is broken.
.
Seem like every time you stop and turn around
Something else just hit the ground
.
Broken cutters, broken saws,
Broken buckles, broken laws,
Broken bodies, broken bones,
Broken voices on broken phones.
Take a deep breath, feel like you’re chokin’,
Everything is broken.
.
Every time you leave and go off someplace
Things fall to pieces in my face
.
Broken hands on broken ploughs,
Broken treaties, broken vows,
Broken pipes, broken tools,
People bending broken rules.
Hound dog howling, bull frog croaking,
Everything is broken.
.
-Bob Dylan
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly…
I. Love. That. Song.
The Beatles were genii, am I right?
Hold a halo round the world
Golden is the day
Princes of the Universe,
your burden is the way
So there is no better time,
who will be born today
A gypsy child at the day break
A King for a day
Out of the Shadow and into the sun
Dreams of the past as the old ways are done
Oh there is beauty and surely there is pain
But we must endure it to live again
Dusty dreams in fading daylight
Flicker on the walls
Nothing new your life’s adrift
what purpose to it all?
Eyes are closed and death is calling
Reaching out its hand
Call upon the starlight to surround you
Out of the Shadow and into the sun
Dreams of the past as the old ways are done
Oh there is beauty and surely there is pain
But we must endure it to live again
Out of the Shadow and into the sun
Dreams of the past as the old ways are done
Oh there is beauty and surely there is pain
But we must endure it to live again
Out of the Shadow and into the sun
Dreams of the past as the old ways are done
Oh there is beauty and surely there is pain
But we must endure it to live again
Out of the Shadow and into the sun
Dreams of the past as the old ways are done
Oh there is beauty and surely there is pain
But we must endure it to live again
A man who casts no shadow has no soul
There once was a man from Nantucket…
When I see something labelled “unbreakable” I take it as a challenge. Is that wrong?
How many DVDs with the movie did you destroy?
That lame-o movie destroyed itself, imho. *hugs* Hi AE!
*squeeze*
Hi Mooks! You and Lou still have to go to aiki’s site. We miss you there, we missed you here!
What’s aiki’s site? More info, please!
A big map so we can see how far and wide we’re spread. Clicky Arthur’s. ^^
Sweet! You guys rock!
Howdy Mookie! Long time no see! Hope all is peachy!
curiosity killed the cat my question is who cat was it and why did curiosity have to do it.
Nom Nom plaaaastic.
Chuck Norris can break it…
I’d plug that
*Searches for an adapter*
*Offers extension cord.*
*Tries to shove granny’s cat’s flaps into the extension cord*
*continues searching for an adapter*
*stands by, ready to power up*
*Examines GV’s power strip*
*starts running on treadmill hooked up to nipples*
AAH! zzzzzz OOOH! zzzzz EEEEEEE!
*gets nip stuck on tread*
cat flap cat flap cat flap HELP! cat flap cat flap cat flap ME! cat flap cat flap cat flap OFF cat flap cat flap cat flap THIScat flap cat flap cat flapTHING!
*Tries to untangle gcf*
*gets horn stuck in treadmill*
*rips up treadmill in rage*
Sorry about the treadmill gcf
Hahaha even the label is broken.
thats just the design…
The design is really broken. Zing! >__>
I used to have an unbreakable mug till my little sister smashed it on one of those rounded safety corners you put on furniture to stop kids smashing their heads open when they inevitably trip over their own feet. True story that…
“It’s made of plastic sir! I’m pretty sure it can, and it will!”
*plugs out ‘rea’ and tosses it in the garbage*
*flips the ‘b’ around and moves it to eol*
*replaced ‘k’ with a hardened ‘c’*
Now it’s at least a true statement.
Afternoon Fail crew!
So epic!
I work for Lowe’s (where this photo was taken) we totally fail! 110%
haha me too… I was like… *sigh* my place of employment ftw
i do too, when i saw this i was like, ’so typical, welcome to lowes”
nothing in this company works or makes sense lol
Oh yeah, Really unbreakable
nothing is really unbreakable or indestructible. its a stupid marketing scam.
Paris Hilton is unbreakable and indestructible Goalieduke15.
Maybe the Unbreakable force met the Unstoppable object?
This is more the kind of fail that I like.
It’s ‘unbreakable’. Yeah, like some big celebrity marriages.
Unbreakable like the ten commandments.
Some people see “Unbreakable” as a sign of quality.
Others see it as a challenge
I want to go to the store and break shit like that.
Probably Made in China.
Label: Unbreakable
Mr. T: Wanna bet? I PITY THE LABEL!!!
*Wham!*
My train of thought:
“Haha thats funny… OMG I work there…”
HULK SMAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy crap! that look just like the one I saw at menards awhile ago!
Yeah, I just remembered a ship here in Germany, it was named (translated) “unsinkable no.2″