Comments on: Norton Antivirus Fail http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:28:19 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Andrew Ong http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-822230 Andrew Ong Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:09:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-822230 That's why I don't like expired anti-virus subscriptions! (I don't even have a credit card for the payments! Ugh!) That’s why I don’t like expired anti-virus subscriptions!
(I don’t even have a credit card for the payments! Ugh!)

]]> By: ieatglue http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-696961 ieatglue Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:53:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-696961 at least it didn't scream. i heard it can do that in this case at least it didn’t scream. i heard it can do that in this case

]]> By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-621628 Interneta pieslēgums Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:12:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-621628 stop spam john! stop spam john!

]]> By: The Failure http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-620408 The Failure Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:33:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-620408 he's done a lot of mastu... uh, training! he’s done a lot of mastu… uh, training!

]]> By: John Smith http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-598688 John Smith Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:22:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-598688 Anti-Virus PLUS is best software that not only offers all the essential features necessary to provide virus protection to a PC, <a href="http://www.bestantivirusreviewed.com/" rel="nofollow">Free Download Antivirus</a>but can also be adapted for easy use. It is equally effective in case of advanced custom system scan as well as set-and-forget security. Besides being quite user friendly, it effectively scans and cle Anti-Virus PLUS is best software that not only offers all the essential features necessary to provide virus

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]]> By: aaron http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-595607 aaron Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:41:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-595607 I still dont understand how some people's replies to another comment can be so bizarre like that... I'll start off with one! Gee this is harder than I thought... are you a genius or something? I still dont understand how some people’s replies to another comment can be so bizarre like that… I’ll start off with one!

Gee this is harder than I thought…
are you a genius or something?

]]> By: ailaG http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-576762 ailaG Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:22:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-576762 Video is BACK Video is BACK

]]> By: fail http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-575614 fail Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:57:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-575614 fail NORTON ANTIVIRUS comments fail fail NORTON ANTIVIRUS comments fail

]]> By: ailaG http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-514439 ailaG Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:55:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-514439 :O :O

]]> By: Racecar 56 http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-508068 Racecar 56 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:37:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-508068 Ubuntu for life. Ubuntu for life.

]]> By: ultimatebuster http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-507923 ultimatebuster Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:19:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-507923 Video is removed! Video is removed!

]]> By: MJ 4 LIFE http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-499241 MJ 4 LIFE Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:19:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-499241 Avast for life :D Avast for life :D

]]> By: martin http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-492910 martin Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:35:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-492910 It's a shame. I learned 8086 assembler programming from one of Peter Nortons excellent and funny books. The Norton Commanders split view interface is now replicated on most file managers. There exist no modern desktop systems where undeletion of files isn't available (aka trash can, aka recycle bin). 1. Be a software pioneer on the PC and make excellent software in the 80's 2. Sell your last name as a trademark to a big ugly software company in 1990. 3. Be forever associated with crap software (that you didn't write) on a crap OS (that you never wrote software for). FAIL! It’s a shame. I learned 8086 assembler programming from one of Peter Nortons excellent and funny books. The Norton Commanders split view interface is now replicated on most file managers. There exist no modern desktop systems where undeletion of files isn’t available (aka trash can, aka recycle bin).

1. Be a software pioneer on the PC and make excellent software in the 80’s
2. Sell your last name as a trademark to a big ugly software company in 1990.
3. Be forever associated with crap software (that you didn’t write) on a crap OS (that you never wrote software for).

FAIL!

]]> By: True http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-492192 True Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:29:40 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-492192 It probably will BSOD but not because windows is bad. When you have a server system like that it requires so many untested fixes that one of them goes bad and causes a BSOD. When it does you won't see it because it will be server-based. The entire channel will go black. It probably will BSOD but not because windows is bad. When you have a server system like that it requires so many untested fixes that one of them goes bad and causes a BSOD. When it does you won’t see it because it will be server-based. The entire channel will go black.

]]> By: True http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-492188 True Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:26:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-492188 That is so true! I hate Norton! That is so true! I hate Norton!

]]> By: Me http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-489215 Me Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:03:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-489215 I think it's fake, the man would've noticed plus the person who submitted this probably recorded it and then got the notice to come up while recording the video for Failblog. I think it’s fake, the man would’ve noticed plus the person who submitted this probably recorded it and then got the notice to come up while recording the video for Failblog.

]]> By: lolwin http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-487857 lolwin Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:03:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-487857 uh oh..now our weather is unsafe from viruses :D uh oh..now our weather is unsafe from viruses :D

]]> By: TheKaas http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-487780 TheKaas Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:47:54 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-487780 Norton sucks anyway Norton sucks anyway

]]> By: Hanly http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-487665 Hanly Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:05:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-487665 Their first mistake was to use windows, and their second mistake was to use norton. One of these days it will BSOD. I'll be waiting. Their first mistake was to use windows, and their second mistake was to use norton. One of these days it will BSOD. I’ll be waiting.

]]> By: wTF http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-487151 wTF Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:21:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-487151 It's not a Norton fail - it's a user fail. :D Pay your subscription! Too funny. It’s not a Norton fail – it’s a user fail. :D Pay your subscription! Too funny.

]]> By: Kate http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-486972 Kate Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:23:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-486972 Oh dear. I completely merged those 2 sentences and ended up with something slightly rude. Sorry :( Oh dear. I completely merged those 2 sentences and ended up with something slightly rude.

Sorry :(

]]> By: Cheesnaps http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-486146 Cheesnaps Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:10:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-486146 Hee hee hee, funny! Hee hee hee, funny!

]]> By: Requ13m http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-486004 Requ13m Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:03:00 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-486004 *facepalm* I forgot the last period. *facepalm* I forgot the last period.

]]> By: Requ13m http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-486002 Requ13m Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:01:38 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-486002 I can one-up this one. I have twice seen a blue screen of death. First, on the departures screen at my nearest international airport. The second on one of the marquees of Turner Field in Atlanta. Both were public, and both were utterly hilarious I can one-up this one. I have twice seen a blue screen of death. First, on the departures screen at my nearest international airport. The second on one of the marquees of Turner Field in Atlanta. Both were public, and both were utterly hilarious

]]> By: mjc http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485997 mjc Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:55:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485997 Title fail. That's a fail on the part of whoever didn't either renew their subscription or uninstall the program if they weren't using it. Only call it a Norton Fail when the program doesn't let you know that you're not protected. Title fail. That’s a fail on the part of whoever didn’t either renew their subscription or uninstall the program if they weren’t using it. Only call it a Norton Fail when the program doesn’t let you know that you’re not protected.

]]> By: sauer kraut http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485909 sauer kraut Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:32:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485909 ah yes... avg. best served with a cold beer. ah yes… avg. best served with a cold beer.

]]> By: sauer kraut http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485907 sauer kraut Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:31:12 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485907 must be why mr and mrs goff named their kid jack. must be why mr and mrs goff named their kid jack.

]]> By: sauer kraut http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485903 sauer kraut Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:28:30 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485903 I have a solution, Judy... lemme put the soundtrack from Deliverance into the player. ... I have a solution, Judy… lemme put the soundtrack from Deliverance into the player. …

]]> By: sauer kraut http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485898 sauer kraut Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:25:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485898 yes, best served with onions. yes, best served with onions.

]]> By: sauer kraut http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485896 sauer kraut Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:23:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485896 .. hangs wet laundry from velvet's arms... lemme know when the undies are dry, willya? .. hangs wet laundry from velvet’s arms… lemme know when the undies are dry, willya?

]]> By: Bill Gates http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485740 Bill Gates Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:57:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485740 Hey Steve, Should you use proper grammar? "Mac Rule?" What is this "Mac Rule?" Is that to rule where a crash is not called a crash but an involuntary restart? That way you can say "Macs Never Crash." Go buy "Speaking English for Dummies" Mr. Jobs. Oh yeah, and damn right I stole your Operation system and made Windows Based off of it, but look how damn rich I am! Steve Jobs Fail! Billy G OUT! Hey Steve,

Should you use proper grammar? “Mac Rule?”

What is this “Mac Rule?” Is that to rule where a crash is not called a crash but an involuntary restart? That way you can say “Macs Never Crash.”

Go buy “Speaking English for Dummies” Mr. Jobs.

Oh yeah, and damn right I stole your Operation system and made Windows Based off of it, but look how damn rich I am!

Steve Jobs Fail!

Billy G OUT!

]]> By: msdosman http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485305 msdosman Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:30:48 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485305 Norton Anti-Virus is fail in and of itself. Norton Anti-Virus is fail in and of itself.

]]> By: Tofu Mogu http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-485242 Tofu Mogu Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:13:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-485242 sorry, i wrote that before you said that. sorry, i wrote that before you said that.

]]> By: Winnie-Girl http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484909 Winnie-Girl Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:30:03 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484909 norton norton

]]> By: sauer kraut http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484868 sauer kraut Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:12:42 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484868 amen to that. and mcafee, too. space and power hogs. get more protection by putting a condom over the cpu. at a much smaller cost! amen to that. and mcafee, too. space and power hogs. get more protection by putting a condom over the cpu. at a much smaller cost!

]]> By: henk-willem http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484308 henk-willem Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:05:55 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484308 yeah norton just sucks! yeah norton just sucks!

]]> By: newguy http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484293 newguy Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:40:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484293 not much...got kicked in the eye...it doesn't hurt though :) not much…got kicked in the eye…it doesn’t hurt though :)

]]> By: Brewski http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484241 Brewski Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:58:31 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484241 Chan: People will better understand your humor after they get to know you a little better. And believe me, there's plenty of the sort you describe. Friendly advice: you're very attractive, and you may find that attracting unwanted attention from hormonally-overloaded teenage trolls. Or hormonally overloaded regulars like me. (j/k) ;) One regular who used her own picture (and is also attractive) changed it after school let out, to avoid the constant harrassment. Hopefully it'll be okay though. You can always change at any time if you need or want. Chan: People will better understand your humor after they get to know you a little better. And believe me, there’s plenty of the sort you describe.
Friendly advice: you’re very attractive, and you may find that attracting unwanted attention from hormonally-overloaded teenage trolls. Or hormonally overloaded regulars like me. (j/k) ;) One regular who used her own picture (and is also attractive) changed it after school let out, to avoid the constant harrassment.
Hopefully it’ll be okay though. You can always change at any time if you need or want.

]]> By: Starling http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484239 Starling Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:56:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484239 90wpm But I can't be bothered to press f5 a million times. 90wpm

But I can’t be bothered to press f5 a million times.

]]> By: Steve Jobs http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484088 Steve Jobs Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:00:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484088 Ahhh... Windows.. so idiotic.. MAC RULE :) Ahhh… Windows.. so idiotic..
MAC RULE :)

]]> By: Vistro.Net http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484084 Vistro.Net Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:34:25 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484084 I need TP for my bunghole! I need TP for my bunghole!

]]> By: Skirma http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484046 Skirma Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:21:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484046 Total Norton fail :D Total Norton fail :D

]]> By: spyware blockers http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484045 spyware blockers Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:21:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484045 Nice job weatherman Nice job weatherman

]]> By: Red-Alpha-Wolf http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484042 Red-Alpha-Wolf Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:07:59 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484042 Even the weather needs Norton... Even the weather needs Norton…

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484030 Dragonwriter Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:15:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484030 Not to me. *squeeze!* Not to me.

*squeeze!*

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484023 Marius Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:46:53 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484023 What am I, chopped liver? What am I, chopped liver?

]]> By: Anniebunny the Incredible http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484019 Anniebunny the Incredible Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:33:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484019 Ahh...I used to get that a lot, and the computer at work gets that pop-up. I always click cancel, since we aren't allowed to download anything. It's nice to know I was doing the right thing. 8) Ahh…I used to get that a lot, and the computer at work gets that pop-up. I always click cancel, since we aren’t allowed to download anything. It’s nice to know I was doing the right thing.

8)

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484017 Chanidividus Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:21:06 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484017 I would welcome you back, but I'm new! So... Hello for the first time! Is it too soon to *squeeze*? I would welcome you back, but I’m new! So… Hello for the first time! Is it too soon to *squeeze*?

]]> By: Anniebunny the Incredible http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484015 Anniebunny the Incredible Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:17:35 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484015 *bunny squeeze* I'm sorry Neener....have a couple more! *REALLY BIG SQUEEZE* *one squeeze for the road* *bunny squeeze* I’m sorry Neener….have a couple more!

*REALLY BIG SQUEEZE*
*one squeeze for the road*

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2009/06/22/norton-antivirus-fail/#comment-484010 Marius Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:09:13 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=20766#comment-484010 Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here . . . Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here . . .

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