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yay, 1st comment. this is the best moment of my life
GOOD ONE! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SOME COOKIES FOR THAT SPECIAL EXPERIENCE!
I don’t think he was joking about the best moment thing. Too bad I used up all my caring on a dead mouse in a wheelbarrow.
Hahaha.
?
Keep your hands off my dead mouse. D:<
So did I use all my caring, but I still have an SVD and a few more 7.62mm rounds. Yes, I used one on the baby in the last fail, but I can spare a few on you trolls.
She really took the bull by the horn
u better
I better?
make me cookies, im hungry
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Iconicly ironic?
Infared Conic?
Inferred Comic?
Inhaled Chronic?
Impaled Tonic?
im the combo breaka
Inhaled Chronic?
Dude, pass dat shit!
Ironicly Tonic?
Sweet. Cookies.
yay 2nd this is the best ever!!!!! anyway i paid for the donkey ride but i ended up being an ass outta money
Must be thiiiiiis long to be ride…
Damn, that was supposed to either say “ride” or “be ridden”. I couldn’t make up my mind.
Neither could she!
Ahhhhhhh SNAP!!
Her face doesn’t say it, but I bet she likes it.
Morning all!
*squeeze*
Morning, unpronouncable!
the time on the site is wrong. pissin me off
Wrong for you maybe.
It’s west coast time.
awwwwwwwww, im east coast
Can call me Cherry.
Morning, Cherry. You can call me Grape.
Nice to meet you m8.
Not much going on that earlie.
Absolute dead of night, and I sit at work getting paid to failblog. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
Same to me, well let’s say it’s good.
What? You actually work?
Lookin’ for a job. I want that one.
I still don’t get where the hell that red thing is coming out. Does someone?
[Rolf Harris] Can you tell what it is yet? [/Rolf Harris]
Ah, if Rolf Harris painted it that explains all.
ROFL Harris
Maybe it’s a…no.
Well, it would make sense if…no, not that either.
Unless it’s a…crap, I give up.
It’s undefinable.
Undoubtedly.
Indubitably
Inexorably.
It’s the limit as x approaches zero in the function f(x)=1/x
I believe that they are reigns that were around the elephants head that she is still holding on to between her legs. They’re coming up from under its ears around its neck.
it is a riding strap on the elephants neck. get it? a “strap on”. and it’s riveted for her pleasure.
or displeasure by the look on face.
It could be both.
It looks likes coming outa teh elephants ear. EAR SEX FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
I think she is holding onto a collar/strap around the elephant’s neck. The elephant is then falling or leaning downwards, causing her to start to fall off while still holding onto the strap.
These types of fails are getting old. Something new would be nice.
Blame the carnies.
*blames the carnies*
Now it’s your term, Clarice. Quid pro quo.
Wait a minute! “Carnies”? Nobody told me they were carnivorous!! No wonder clowns scare me!
I don’t even know what “carnies” are. I was asked to blame ‘em, so I did.
(Carnies are the questionable workers of the carnivals, they can be spotted by stained ‘wife beater’ tank tops, cigarettes dangling from their bottom lips and are usually about 40 lbs over/under weight. They usually have a full set of teeth between the lot of them.)
Then I have even less problems blaming them for everything.
And thanks!
By the way, WIK’s description is frighteningly accurate. Half of them appear strung out on drugs.
*crawls into Brewski’s lap and purrs*
*gives Taya scritches and pets*
*purrs loudly and snuggles*
*finds out that Taya is in fact a cat*
I’d say that’s not bad, since I assume that two thirds of them are on drugs.
A man getting paid next to nothing to put on a gallon of face paint and parade around in front of sadistic children, abusing himself? That guy, alcoholic? No way.
Wow, sounds like the carnies might have stolen a little liquor from the baby goods fail.
I wanna be first mommy =(
well im first, loser
>:D
srry for callin u loser, love the smile
This is the most friendly and deep conversation between trolls ever! Amazing…
trollTASTIC!
This is terrible! they’re learning to work together!!!
They are developing theirself! We have to kill them. ALL!
It’s a trollifying thought but will/did they die?
Not all of them, just some of them. I did it with my trollspray.
R.I.H. Trolls!
I wonder if their real names are Bert and Tom, and where William Huggins is hiding.
Let’s just keep them arguing until sunrise.
I was more thinking about Rudolf and Johannes.
That means my eyes have to read lots of sh*t. Lol!
Rosencrantz and Gildenstern.
Gildenstern was a pansy.
Excuse me, × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy ×? Me, a troll?
Hey, if you want to kill some trolls, check out the Norton fail. I got shunned for no good reason.
No, not you johan.
Well, what kind of fail would you prefer?
fatal car crash with blood en flying bones/brains
thats fail..
Lol. YOUR fail.
yeh, my fail
Will not happen, so you better leave.
We can only hope.
I’d like to see a fail featuring a surprised troll and an elephant with an unidentified erect object sticking out of it.
Nothing stale, like the phallus-shaped objects/places, unintentional representation of sexual activity (like this one) etc. Something witty, like unintentional puns in public messages, are more palatable, to be honest.
YEH WAHT HE SAIT BUTS WHIT MOAR BLOODS AND BRAINS AND PEWPEW
amirite?
Err, no.
Daniel Webster just did a facepalm.
Yes, I’m a moron and meant Noah.
Noah Webster?
You’re on crack. Take a pack and pass it back, that’s where I come from! You ate the whole bag-including the bag!
Anything to do with good people/organizations seeming like they are trying to do harm/evil/run by Satan. Like the Pope fail.
I like the one on the right. She looks like she’s wondering when she’ll get a go.
she looks like she got blasted in the face with elephant fart!
go to rotten.com
Was for Xancio.
That looks painful…. Baconlube anyone?
Baconlube and bacon bits are actually two different highly reactive chemicals.
plesure or pain, we will never know
What animal is that? A cross between a bull and an unicorn?
i wish i knew
I thought an elephant but they don’t have horny ears.
What is that lady doing to that innocent elephant?!
The one at the rear looks like she’s using potatoes. I’m not sure it would have much of an effect on an elephant though.
Elephants are rarely innocent. They’re quite shifty, are the pachyderms. Always plotting something with those beady little eyes.
hehe she said elephant butt
Meh! The aim is off. It’s not an ‘O’ face, it’s an ‘Oh no’ face.
or its a OH GOD ALMIGHTY face
It’s a, “OH GOD ALMIGHTY AND SWEET 8 POUND BABY JESUS IT’S BIG!” face. I’m a face psychologist.
Excuse me while I go to the bathroom…
Uhmmm. . .
Did you get the second fail?
Look at the face of the girl in the right corner.
Exhalation Fail.
i wonder what is the smell of an elefants’ bottom…
Search Failblog for “Elephant Handler Fail”. That guy knows.
His nose knows.
She looks a little bit stoned? Doesn’t she?
are you saying that pot is a gateway to sex with animals?
Lol! That was your imagination.
induced by said pot?
This thread has been approved by the Nancy Reagan campaign against drug-induced animal rape.
A keg of beer and Elton John should do it for an elephant.
hells ya it is
bestiality is waaay out of park regulation
First
ok then. first on your first
Free your mind! You don’t have to actually be first to say “first”.
That’s right, kids! You can actually be a boring, non-contributing troll at any time of the day!!! Order now and we’ll give you not just one “FIRST!!!1!1″, but also a “PHOTOSHOPPED!!11!!!” for free! If you order the Troll GOLD package you’ll get extra “DID HE DIES” and a selection of the finest idiotic insults like “MORAN” and “GET A LIFE” for just $39,99!
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I would like a “first” for later please can you throw in something free to.
*jumps up and down*
Oh! Oh! Oh! I want it!
*hands over a fistful of credit cards*
Do you also offer a selection of “gay boy” insults?
Thank you Brewski for reminding me. Yes, indeed, with the willtroll expansion edition you can even have your very own “GAY BOY” insults! If you order two of these fine products you also get the sam special! Aaand everybody knows: It doesn’t get more stupid than that!
*Looks suspiciously at table.*
Sounds enticing. Do you offer these in a selection of incomprehensible leet speak forms? Preferably in red?
You already had your first this week. No more freebies.
But wait, if you order within the next 20 minutes (because we can’t do this all day) we will throw in 2 extra fanboys to assiist you on your tirade of nonsense!
*Sets up the flameblog for all failers*
*sets up party*
*sends out invitations*
*goes to work*
I will be back on later to tend to the party as a good host but for now this will have to do.
Anyone can take over in the mean time.
*sets up the pool*
*pokes fire with stick*
*roasts a marshmallow*
*salutes with the marshmallow to the Emperor*
*noms marshmallow*
*pokes marshmallow with stick*
*salutes to the fire*
*squeezes the Moomin*
*name fails*
*sighs*
*pokes Arthur with marshmallow*
*salutes stick*
*squeezes fire*
*runs off with top hat on fire*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*grabs Moomin’s ankles*
*extinguishes tophat*
*eats stick*
*squeezes ankles*
*twirls tophat on end of stick*
*falls asleep on marshmallows*
*sees a giant pile of marshmallows*
*dives in and noms*
mmm… Tasty!
*wonders what that snoring noise is*
*Plays guitar*
“Kumbaya my Lord.”
Darn voice box.
*masterbates*
She’s holding on to the leather strap of the elephant’s harness and being thrown forward, because the elephant is falling….*sigh* FB sees phallic symbols everywhere now.
It looks like she is on the back of an elephant that is taking a dive. I see a tail and an ear, but the lower right corner has half of the face of a forward facing elephant with emblem strapped to its forehead, but no ears or is the elephant that I think she’s riding actually the ear of the big elephant or is the little elephant falling off/rotating around the head of the great big no-ear elephant?
Right? This isn’t even remotely perverted.
You know some of these fails should come with sound effects LOL.
And lolcats. What does ceiling cat sound like?
nothing. he’s watching you masturbate in stealthy silent mode.
Thats just wrong
Helluve a ride
i don’t get it
You’re dumb then
or maybe just a virgin
is she masterbating?
Hmm…
It would appear that I need to visit more often…
I don’t recognise half the people in this thread.
This could be a problem
…and you guys think DISNEY is bad?
I’m not sure *what* I’m looking at, here. Not sure I *want* to know, either.
That girl is enjoying it
i love that ride
now that is a ride for kids and don’t think I’m not serious nothing should be sacred. children should know at a very early age instead of being left in the dark.
The guys who make these rides are severely ex-starved, I assume.
What about the evil elephant on the right? Look at that ominous ominous ominous evil raping eye!
this is really long.
i see the innuendo. but i dont see what this is SUPPOSED to be.
WHAT THE HELL!
FACE-PALM
for when words cannot explain the dismay…there is always face-palm!
I will insert my penis into her vagina