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Does he make them all at once?
He dances in a strip club on Saturdays. So yes.
i dont want to imagine but i’m sure it has something to do with the people around him.
They only got the job after the village people were canceled.
I wonder if his ass is as white as his face. Which strip club?
It’s the “Paradise”, a gay strip club in the red light district… um, or so I’ve heard.
A taste of ‘Paradise’, where the boners are bountiful. No joke!
Batman can make Wunder Boners.
Yeah, but Batman needs mechanical aids. Superman’s boners are inherent power.
I’ll wager that Cat Woman could make more, and faster.
ironman’s last longer though
But if it’s not cleaned regularly, the rust build-up really hurts her.
yeah and magneto can wreak all kinds of havoc
Only if he’s doing Ironman.
There is an attraction between those two.
Wonder Woman was always disappointed with the Flash.
)
(hiya guys!
But Plastic Man was her go to guy
The Green Arrow sure knows how to hit her target.
She’s no fun when she’s on the Red Tornado.
I’ve heard Wonder Woman got a sex change after retiring. She now has her very own Wonder Boner.
Yeah.. things got too sticky with Spiderman.
Does it have pneumatics?
No, hydraulics were cheaper.
This is where the powers of Seaman really shine!
i think the punisher has the most dangerous one
the comments on this are almost better than the picture
Boners of Steel?
Ohhhh… that’s sounds cold!!! *shiver*
That sounds uncomfortable!
That sounds Exetreme!
i was crying with laughter, literally. CLASSIC.
why so seroius?
Lol there is actually such thing as a Wonder Boner. It’s a fish de-boner. The commercial is a complete fail.
and it’s on the failblog channel on youtube!
“umm” A.E. sounds very not convincing LOL.
You are a sad freak…
That’s not me.
So…do you mean that someone impersonated you and posted that?
Yeah…
*whispers* Chuckled at the action verb comment.
Alice, if someone is impersonating you, you can change your avatar and we will be able to tell the difference between you and your impersonator.
It doesn’t work if it’s somebody ON THE SAME COMPUTER USING MY Failblog! When Lucas gets back, I’m gonna be SO PISSED!
George Lucas spams Failblog from your computer?
*SQUEEEZE!*
Eek! You squeezed in front of me!
I’m a stealth-squeezer.
A steazer? Or a squealth?
She’s also very fast. So she is a speed-stealth-squeezer.
*squeeze*
Hello there!
*doublesqueeze*
First Indiana Jones, now this!
He obviously hates us.
*goodnightsqueeze*
Not THAT Lucas.
…but I though psychic powers didn’t work on machines…then again, it may be that the only one used was a teleport.
However; that WAS you who decided to post that video that only a sad freak would. So, inherently: you are a sad freak.
not in wonderland
You wish.
hehehe
your dp is a weeney
Tombomb someone was using her computer as in she didnt post it someone else who was on her computer did
**dies of shock**
ZOMFG THAT WAS SO LOUD T_T
I must point out, “boner” is a phrase that was used in the 1920s(? I’m not sure if that’s correct) that meant a mistake… so this isn’t a fail, the person who posted it failed.
“I must point out, “boner” is a phrase that was used in the 1920s(? I’m not sure if that’s correct) that meant a mistake…”
We are living in a time when Boner means erection so if you want to be specific you could call it a definition consistency fail, or a Timeless verbage fail, or…
…a raNdom Capitalization wIn…also, goinG for thiS?
verbage spelling, jargon
/ver’b*j/ A deliberate misspelling and mispronunciation of verbiage that assimilates it to the word “garbage”. Compare content-free. More pejorative than “verbiage”.
If only there were ways to check on whether things were from the decade you think they might be. Like a card catalog or microfiche or something? I don’t know.
1st, “boner” is a WORD not a phrase
2nd, “boner” is still a “mistake” when you’re 13 to 15 reading a report in front of your class
3rd, “boner” is still used today, very often
4th, men born in the 1920’s would love to make a “boner”
Comment reply win? I think so.
You_yourself_and_you, do you know what the word “vernacular” means?
Boner Fail?
http://image2.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/69010136820.10.GIF
Boner Fail? Posting Fail.
maybe this site should be “boner blog”…
…probably already taken
Yes. His wiggledance is second to none.
False! Second to one only.
Mmm…Joker boner.
Please wear a nametag stating that, so nobody mistakenly takes you home.
LMFAO
redfoo, skyblue and LMFAO is the CreW!
Dickbutt.
Hickslut?
Hickslütt?
Their first cd was good, but after that…meh.
lol, I missed you.
Now thats a funny boner. Hilarious as shit.
No Comments??
Doch.
Na so was
Schreibt gefälligst in Englisch, ich versteh euch nicht.
Was meint ihr?
“Doch” gibt’s doch auf englisch nicht.
Something I lament frequently.
Doch is a condradiction. One might say “Der Joker ist nett.” And one might respond, “Doch.” I suppose the best English equivalent is “Nuh uh.”
That’s not how you use “doch” last time I checked.
first
Fail.
1st
? Did he die?
Double fail.
Wonder what Batman will do about this…
Bat-erection-shrinker-ray perhaps?
Batman can show him his own boner. It works as a shrinker on some people.
Won’t work on Robin, tho.
*wonders if ‘to the bat cave’ was a euphemism*
BAM! POW!! KRACK! SPLOOGE!
Maybe a pic of his grandma showering?
His overconfidence is his weakness. If his boner isn’t big enough to be impressive, he shouldn’t show it to people.
BTW, good morning everyone!
Good morning X-Phile!
*squeeze*
I did a google search on joker boner, and the first site in the list shows alot of these (and explains why that “fail” was made).
What’s funny is that most kids these days don’t even know why it says boner. I had a recent teacher use boner to describe an error she made and the whole class started laughing. I cried in shame for our education.
What’s funny is that some people both know what it meant in context and still find it funny.
There’s a whole site devoted to weird comic strip stuff like this http://www.superdickery.com/
WIN!
*laughs at Joker’s boner*
Just to clear this up, this is back when ‘Boner’ meant ‘Mistake’ or ‘Screw-Up’
THANK you. Lol.
THANK you!! Hate the Gen Y giggling at stuff that really doesn’t raise an eyebrow with us grown ups.
I remember those days. Back when “gay” meant “happy” or “merry”. And a leather thong was a strip of leather for tying things up. My, how the language has changed!
Do you remember Boner from Growing Pains?
Hey! I thought you quit smoking
You, my dear Jenny, are probably thinking of Malicite. I’ve never smoked in my life. Well, tobacco that is!
That’s right! I would claim momentary insanity but we would all know I was lying.
*smokes a fatty*
*feels hungry*
Here, have a scooby snack.
I remember when gay meant happy and thong meant a strip of leather but this is the first time I’ve heard someone use the word boner to mean a mistake. Apparently it’s an Americanism.
I AM part of the younger generation, who doesn’t use the word “boner” to refer to a mistake. I didn’t even know that’s what he meant until reading the comment… and there were few commentators that seemed to know, too.
And my mom calls flip-flops “thongs”. It surprises and confuses my friends all the time XP
Oh no, are we going to get the entire Superdickery archive now?
Indeed. This has been ’stolen’ from that site.
OMG that is HILARIOUS!!!!
over 9000th
I didn’t realise we were posting shit that’s older than the internet now.
Seriously. Old. Only my grandma hasn’t seen this yet because she’s dead. Everyone else has.
I hadn’t seen it. *shrugs*
I hadn’t seen it either…
I’d seen it, but almost any site I stumble upon 99 out of 100 times it’s, meh…
Even if I had seen it before (which I hadn’t), I wouldn’t mind seeing it again if it is funny. Which it is.
Well said, Arthur. When did seeing something before sap the funny out?
I think it’s more about that some people feel superior if they can claim that they know it, whatever “it ” might be, already. Kinda like in school when people said they had already seen/done this or that sexual thing they were considered to be cool by their peers. So Boo up there ^ said the fail is old not because that really bothers him, but because saying that makes him feel cooler.
I already posted the same theory in a prior fail, Arthur! So there! You suck!
:p
I read your last 2 sentences as an invitation. Oh dear, must be the innuendo machine working…
Oops! Did I just make a boner?
Need any help?
Oh! It’s working again?
It still brought a smile to my face. Joker boners usually do that.
I think this is a win!
I wish I had a boner.
Good arm action by the Joker to.
See? It’s the penchant to detail that makes this site stand out from the others.
Sammmy what is “penchant” mean.
Inclination or liking. I meant the desire to look past the obvious fail and see the inner, deeper funny that makes it, oh so special.
LOL, now if that aint the funniest thing I ever seen!
RT
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What’s with all the penis envy lately? Is Freud’s ghost running Failblog?
Are you raining on my penis parade?
Not to be a wet blanket, but the penis thing is getting a little overworked. We need more variety of lead-in material! It may be hard, but I hope by some stroke of luck that a new subject comes quickly.
Have you been practicing that one?
I make a big boner almost every day. You should see how many boners I make!
*Compares Brewski’s wild arm action to the Jokers*
But are you making a boner when you make a boner?
*pouts* why does my new avatar work on lolcats but not here?? Did I make a boner?
LOL — I did make a boner — I typed my email wrong!! DOH ….
The pussycat made a boner? I think my innuendo detector just blew a fuse.
?!
You’re blowing my mind.
Hey Brewski — do ya like my avatar? I finally sat dwon and figurewd out how to get one!!
Lookin’ good, Elsa! Congrats!
A most excellently crafted avatar, if I may be so bold.
You may — thank you very much!!
I missed. I wasn’t aiming for your mind.
hmmmmm… I knew there was something I liked about Jenny
I agree — as funny as penises (peni? what is the plural of penis?) are – some variety would be nice …
Batman fantasy win
The rise and fall of the joker.
Happy father’s day to all fathers out there. I will be leaving in 2 hrs to my grandfathers house for a father’s day meal. So see ya all later.
Have a good one emp!
Will you be having Empe(ror)nadas?
The Joker favours quantity over quality it seems.
…and apparently he can make them all too!
Though he doesnt reveal how many that might be, maybe he can only make 2 or 3 boners, all of which are chortled at.
Ever heard of the leaning tower of Gotham?
aww joker feels his thing is inadequate… isn´t this the root of all crime?
Yup…just look at that Family Guy episode where Stewie was the king in the 1600s…
Batman is an midlle age guy in a rubber suit…..with a boy(not his kid)…
Wow. Brush up on your Batman, quick.
Batman, the boner hunter….
OH GAWD, I have this comic and it’s so painful to read. Like, I can understand that it was a 1940’s slang term for a really stupid mistake but when presented to the 2000’s readership, it just makes for awkward times.
Also, stop chortling at my puddin’s boner, ya meatheads!
Did you notice that Joker looks like he’s laughing his ass off?
wow its jokerfail not just fail what does that mean?
The JOKER FAILED!
which is nothing special^^
Holy Joker boners, Batman!!
Holy laughter, Batman!
Umm, Alice, why do you have a DEAD red eyed bird draped over your head?
It’s not a bird.
Deadpools boner is covered in burn scars and scabs
Anpu finds the expressions on their faces priceless.
Getting past the censors win.
U all know that boner is another word for Mistake
Really!!!??? Are you sure??? If that is true — what is the real meaning of “chortle?”
… and that’s how languages change, kids.
joker win!
“But it says dicky on my underwear! I’m not sure about boner!”
They all laughed at my boner, but i showed them. I SHOWED THEM ALL! TREMBLE AT THE APPROACH OF MY BONERS!
well funny
superdickery did it
What does boner means?? I know what boner means (dirt meaning), but what is the other???
a mistake
LOL.
superdickery rocks.
i’m new, and i was wondering if i could apply for a position as amateur failblogger. the next fail from now would be the best time to appropriately contact me for my exam.
A classic example of a word changing meanings from one time to another. The old meaning for boner was a mistake.
Isn’t it still a fail?
Comments: Ripping apart the funny from every picture here on Failblog.
Aww, I got censored for my language. The gist was: go on failblog.org, scroll down, don’t click on the link containing the number of comments, chuckle quietly to yourself at the level of failure contained in the photos, and go on with your day.
a “boner” also means a screw-up so ill have to say fail blog failed on this one
yes, exactly
Well, let’s not make boners about it.
I wouldn’t consider it a fail as it was probably printed in a time where s3x-obsessed (stupid censors) society didn’t make up rude alternatives out of common words to describe er3ctions.
Actually I think its a Win…but I’m sick
I remember seeing this image on a forum.
P.S.: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKER’S BONER CHORTLES AT YOU!
Maybe he needs to get that Super-Boner you hear Mike Rowe selling on late-night cable commercials.
Well boner means mistakes,
he’s talking about mistakes.
so not really a fail, just a boner.
Thought it was funny till I watched this…
Clicky
A boner is an old term for an error or mistake.
SHOPPED ALERT.
it looks like he’s beating his paper boner
Dude I totally knew about that one a couple of years ago and it’s so not a fail. That’s a WIN!!!
what could possibly be the context of panel?
What issue of Batman did the the Joker’s boner pop up in?
A boner is also a mistake, so in all reality, it’s not really a fail.
Ahh, the changes in slang. At the time this was originally published, the slang word ‘boner’ meant “to make a mistake, or BONEheaded move.” Course, gay meant “happy and carefree.”
flash can make a boner in a flash!
Explains Harley Quinn’s origin
Funny, I have this comic. Through the entire thing Batman, Robin and the Joker are talking about boners. lol.
Pause!
how come heath ledger never got a boner in the movie
i think boner ment “mistake” in the olden days. either that or it’s fake…
ummmmmm… i think it was suposed to be bomb but how do you mess that up?? and i wonder what his hench men are thinking “sexy time!”
No.
Try reading the other comments. Like the one above you for example…
Boner: a foolish and obvious blunder; stupid mistake.
This was made before the word “boner” meant slang for erection that it does now.
Boner meant mistake back then
This is absolutely BRILLIANT!
QUICK! TO THE BONERMOBILE!!!!!
That Joker, always giving us boners
“Boner” is also used to mean “mistake” or “blooper”