Comments on: Georgia Father’s Day Gift Fail

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 05:08:41 +0000

Total Fail! Going nude on Father’s Day? What a mad gift indeed!

By: Kalipto

Kalipto — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 22:13:53 +0000

was this sigh inspired by the book titled ,,the best dad is a good lover”?

By: Yuna

Yuna — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:30:38 +0000

Holy crap! This is in Georgia?!? XD

By: the following is wrong

the following is wrong — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:24:41 +0000

hmm… me and my dad in the nude, not a whole lot of romance going on

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:50:30 +0000

Actually, any AANR nudist resort is operated in such a way that NUDISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX. Paradise Valley, however, is in danger of losing it’s AANR affiliation due to it’s “free love” reputation. Never been there, but they say…

By: goodness.

goodness. — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 01:40:41 +0000

So, I know someone who lives in Dawsonville. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

By: anna

anna — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:19:35 +0000

That’s…really creepy.

By: td0663r

td0663r — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:19:33 +0000

shopped?

By: jon

jon — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:09:45 +0000

i live in dawsonville you should be afraid that place has to be rough never been there but have seen some of the “guests”

By: Aibiki

Aibiki — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:11:09 +0000

O shi- I live in Dawsonville D:>

Well, I guess it’s to be expected, it is in the south. o.O

By: Chiloquin

Chiloquin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:39:00 +0000

I had a friend couple who patronized Paradise Valley, and I visited there once. I confirm the bug bites and mostly unattractive people (it turns out very few of us look like the people in magazines!) and learned there’s still the usual amount of drama and group politics even there. Your mileage may vary, but in general I’d recommend this gift if you want your parents to get divorced as well as sunburned and bugbit.

However, if Dad is already single, and you’ve outgrown being grossed out at the thought of him having some adult fun, clip the coupon and send it to him *anonymously*. Then watch him try to figure it out, wondering who sent it, and whether to go. Try to keep a straight face.

By: chel

chel — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:18 +0000

I lived there for 20 yrs. The resort wasn’t too bad, but there was this one chick that had really long nipples. Freakishly long nipples.

By: Logan Koester

Logan Koester — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:53:45 +0000

I don’t get it, is it “NO CLOTHING!” or “clothing optional”? Those mean two very different things to me.

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:28:06 +0000

Incest Incest It’s The Best
Put Your Sister To The Test
And If You Find Out That She’s Good
Tell Your Brother That HE SHOULD.

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:35:22 +0000

I thought that the chicken reached for the pack of smokes first?

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:34:05 +0000

Could be good if your father is Joseph Fritzl

By: ex-georgia

ex-georgia — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:37:31 +0000

Check out these cities in Georgia:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=climax,+georgia&sll=30.761899,-84.727936&sspn=0.774122,1.417236&ie=UTF8&ll=30.831498,-84.557648&spn=0.386782,0.708618&z=11&iwloc=A

Notice Recovery off to the west of Climax.

By: smith

smith — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:06:11 +0000

Hoopy, go F#^% yourself =)

By: eleventyseven

eleventyseven — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:13:11 +0000

Got pulled over by the Flippin police.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:46:04 +0000

Ha, I LIVE in this town xDD

By: furmommy

furmommy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:09:11 +0000

My daughter lives in Alpharetta. The names they have there are almost as good as Arkansas. We went through Toad Suck and Flippin there.

By: furmommy

furmommy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:06:19 +0000

This from the state that outlawed the use of the word “liquor” on liquor stores??? They are called beverage stores there.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:34:50 +0000

Welcome to Georgia, where everyone has the same last name.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:34:09 +0000

…That implies incest.

Failure recognition fail.

By: Hoopy Frood

Hoopy Frood — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:33:07 +0000

Obvious troll is obviously stupid.
You can go to the site and see the image.

By: Purple Shirted Eye Stabber

Purple Shirted Eye Stabber — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:57:09 +0000

I guess you might see a few foot high bushes at this place.

By: Purple Shirted Eye Stabber

Purple Shirted Eye Stabber — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:54:48 +0000

In that order or at the same time?

By: Purple Shirted Eye Stabber

Purple Shirted Eye Stabber — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:52:52 +0000

It’s just a little “Jesus Juice!”

By: bob

bob — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:47:41 +0000

i bet u did that after doing it with ur MOM for mothers day

By: ET

ET — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:04:48 +0000

This is not a proper fail it’s just a nudist camp ad

By: jackie31337

jackie31337 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:10:46 +0000

Didn’t you read the ad? NO CLOTHING!

By: Trent

Trent — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:34:50 +0000

Sadness. Me too.

By: ubergOOber

ubergOOber — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:15:09 +0000

if a daughter marries her dad… then who gives her away at the wedding?

By: ubergOOber

ubergOOber — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:13:43 +0000

deliverance was shot on the chatooga river near tennessee

By: Jensalik

Jensalik — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:33:12 +0000

everything is photoshopped today, even your brain looks shopped…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:16:09 +0000

…”There is no English Lady here”…the person shown in the above advertisement started life as a male, but what happened after that is anyone’s guess (Louis Friend?)…

By: Jade

Jade — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:32:46 +0000

No, not Jade Grindle.

And it’s Siemen’s in Cumming, alongside Dick’s and BJ’s… It’s one fail after another.

By: Jennyisbusy & boner crazy

Jennyisbusy & boner crazy — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:49:57 +0000

And the siemens plant is in Cumming to take it one more level

By: bob

bob — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:39:00 +0000

who would do that with there dad oh i know… CHUCK NORISS

By: snow banditt

snow banditt — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:13:40 +0000

i went to the site the have the world record for skinny dipping and jimmy buffet cums and plays

By: That Charming Fish

That Charming Fish — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:10:12 +0000

Presumably, the ad targets married couples with children, and the “Dad” refers to the woman’s husband.

…we hope.

I really, really hope that it’s just badly worded… >_<

By: Caine

Caine — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:03:50 +0000

They did a scientific study, and the egg came first.

By: Soren

Soren — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:00:18 +0000

that really reminded me of micheal jackson >.<

By: slupine

slupine — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:57:19 +0000

The Freud vacation package? O.o

By: Lesley

Lesley — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:45:41 +0000

Jade Grindle?

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:13:23 +0000

Oh GOD

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:07:36 +0000

Or recognize memes.

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:06:00 +0000

Well, they can’t let anything get in the drinks he serves, so yeah.

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:04:48 +0000

Yeah, IMMA FIRIN’

Got Lazer?

By: Jade

Jade — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:18:44 +0000

I live right by this place… O.o By the by, Dawsonville, GA, is right next to Cumming, GA… which makes everything just a little bit worse…