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Then I jizzed in my pants…
Didn’t you read the ad? NO CLOTHING!
i bet u did that after doing it with ur MOM for mothers day
classic
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btw:Go!
wait…
I live somewhat close to Dawsonville. I can assure you , you really dont want to be naked there.
I hear banjo music….
:scared:
How do people there take showers?
clad in skunk fur
hi
the normal way
Except they’re squealing like a pig with a shotgun pointed at them.
first i make them wet, then rinse
I lived in Dawsonville and I concur w/ Wildman! Especially if:
A. You don’t enjoy bugbites
B. You are not white
I’m from Georgia, too, and the fact that there’s a clothing optional resort near Dawsonville terrifies the sh*t out of me.
i live in dawsonville you should be afraid that place has to be rough never been there but have seen some of the “guests”
Sadness. Me too.
I lived there for 20 yrs. The resort wasn’t too bad, but there was this one chick that had really long nipples. Freakishly long nipples.
I don’t know what’s more of a fail, the caption. or her freakish hand.
I think both, see how it’s in the middle
Is she the taxi driver from Total Recall?
Looks more like a transplanted foot…. o_0
Or a hand after a hummer-run-over.
*sigh*… Photoshop Disasters…
That’s what you get with inbreeding.
Her hand is actually bigger than her face by the looks of it. She has cancer.
…”There is no English Lady here”…the person shown in the above advertisement started life as a male, but what happened after that is anyone’s guess (Louis Friend?)…
ok. a nudist colony.. not quite a fail in my book.
you and your dad are into that, huh? Hey, if that’s your thing… i’m not judging.
Sounds like that move “Romancing the Crone”.
*movie
Yanno, I’ve not used the bukkit for months and months…I wonder what’s in it atm…
*KERSPLORTCH!*
DrB
Some where in the ‘weenie chandelier’ comments there is a link for the creators web page and they have a virus looking chandeliers that look like your avatar.
A nudist colony isn’t fail on its own but romance with your dad?
Noticing the fail fail!
The “dad” part looks too shooped tho.
SHOOP DA WOOPED????
Yeah, IMMA FIRIN’
Got Lazer?
everything is photoshopped today, even your brain looks shopped…
I see the fail. It says clothing optional, then under that, NO CLOTHING!.
yeah consistency fail
i went to the site the have the world record for skinny dipping and jimmy buffet cums and plays
In that order or at the same time?
A child?
No. Now don’t ask again.
Did her Dad die?
Oi, we’ll call a mod so you’ll get your butt banned.
(the meme is dead
)
pedoFAIL
Must be catholic… oh, wait, do they use little girls?
has anyone gone on that website?
Yes, it’s real and the main image on the front page shows a bar tender fully clothed. Double fail imo
Well, they can’t let anything get in the drinks he serves, so yeah.
Yes. It’s amazing.
Im actually naked.
We’ve got to keep Brewski away from there.
*builds a gate*
There! That should keep him out!
I have a better idea.
*builds a massive steel door*
*plants one-foot-high bushes around it*
Woah! Arthur, how will we get out now?!
Damn, I didn’t think about that. I guess we’ll have to stay inside. Or we can dig a tunnel?
*Tries to dig a tunnel*
My spoon is too big.
So we’ll hafta stay in here and be naked???
There seems to be a lot of nakedness cropping up on the blog lately, it’s a bit worrying…
spread your knees and feel the breeze
I guess you might see a few foot high bushes at this place.
I was thinking the opposite – That we finally had somewhere to send Brewski that he would be safe from the pants violence around here.
id rather my mum
If you accidently your mom, what should you do?
The whole thing?
Use an action verb.
Alice, why do you have a DEAD red eyed bird draped over your head?
Or recognize memes.
Uh…whoa.
scary
*no squeeze here*
Whos your daddy ?
thats so sick its hilerious beyond beliefe.
Who cares?
Let’s get naked!
*skinsqueeze*
can i get in
*skin squeeze*
Not now dad.
*masturbates* who wants white manjuce? i have tones!
that really reminded me of micheal jackson >.<
It’s just a little “Jesus Juice!”
There’s only 2 hot tubs, don’t think they are expecting too much business
*hello*
If there’s only two tubs, there’s gonna be a heap of action.
*hiya*
Families only: Daddy-Daughter & Mommy-Sonny
or
Daddy-Sonny & Mommy Daughter
or
Mommy-Daddy….No, wait that’s no fun.
Now, the other tub is a twofer with Gramma & Grampa.
Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Move along, no fail to see here…
Can’t she give dad what he always wanted at home? Or is he too distracted by the sheep?
Wow. I would love to take my dad out to a romantic dinner with impending intercourse.
anyone else think they could have picked a better pic to advertise this thing for one? Pedofail Yes, but who the hell wants to see THAT thing naked Oo
oh yeah *note* Probably daddy
Errr… “that thing” isn’t a child. Why pedo?
for the whole “Give Dad what he really wants! for you and him to get naked and go run in inbred county woods” or whatever comment
Uuuuhh, more like fifth!
They did a scientific study, and the egg came first.
I thought that the chicken reached for the pack of smokes first?
YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
I wonder if Potatoes are a free gift there?
Only if you bring your son
when are you guys going? i’m going in about 2 hours
a game for all the family!
“3 pools, two hot tubs, NO CLOTHING!”
Funny math!
*Deliverance Was Shot here!*
BRING YOUR OWN BANJO!
deliverance was shot on the chatooga river near tennessee
Now I understand the difference between Georgia and Tennessee. If the caption said “brother” instead of “Dad”, it would be Tennessee.
You might not realize this unless you’ve been through the area, but Georgia is next-door to Alabama. The ad was probably just a horrible phrasing choice, but we can’t be sure.
Is this not the place Paris Hilton shot one of her shows about Paris working for a living?
LOL, nice! Some Fathers have all the luck
Riff
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Honey, I’m so glad
you invited all your sorority sisters to come along with us. Ok girls, who needs more sunscreen? I’m sorry I forgot to bring towels, but jumping jacks will dry us all in no time, One Two, Three, Four, One Two, Three, Four! Good Brittany! Great Monique!
Pedobear present for fathers day win
Obvious Photoshop is Obvious
Obvious troll is obviously stupid.
You can go to the site and see the image.
Hoopy, go F#^% yourself =)
i dont get the fail
whats wrong with being naked, is that it?
No, THIS *points* is IT!
THAT, Newton, seems to be affected by gravity.
Maybe it’s Morgan Freeman’s Father’s Day gift.
You can bring your own slut or rent one of ours. They are not as cheap as a Singapore slut but the quality is much better!
Wow they really should have clarified it was not with the kids or had the romance taken out. That’s just creepy.
WIN 4 DAD
I live right by this place… O.o By the by, Dawsonville, GA, is right next to Cumming, GA… which makes everything just a little bit worse…
Jade Grindle?
And the siemens plant is in Cumming to take it one more level
My daughter lives in Alpharetta. The names they have there are almost as good as Arkansas. We went through Toad Suck and Flippin there.
Got pulled over by the Flippin police.
Oh GOD
The Freud vacation package? O.o
Presumably, the ad targets married couples with children, and the “Dad” refers to the woman’s husband.
…we hope.
I really, really hope that it’s just badly worded… >_<
Welcome to Georgia, where everyone has the same last name.
who would do that with there dad oh i know… CHUCK NORISS
if a daughter marries her dad… then who gives her away at the wedding?
This is not a proper fail it’s just a nudist camp ad
This from the state that outlawed the use of the word “liquor” on liquor stores??? They are called beverage stores there.
Ha, I LIVE in this town xDD
Check out these cities in Georgia:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=climax,+georgia&sll=30.761899,-84.727936&sspn=0.774122,1.417236&ie=UTF8&ll=30.831498,-84.557648&spn=0.386782,0.708618&z=11&iwloc=A
Notice Recovery off to the west of Climax.
Could be good if your father is Joseph Fritzl
I don’t get it, is it “NO CLOTHING!” or “clothing optional”? Those mean two very different things to me.
I had a friend couple who patronized Paradise Valley, and I visited there once. I confirm the bug bites and mostly unattractive people (it turns out very few of us look like the people in magazines!) and learned there’s still the usual amount of drama and group politics even there. Your mileage may vary, but in general I’d recommend this gift if you want your parents to get divorced as well as sunburned and bugbit.
However, if Dad is already single, and you’ve outgrown being grossed out at the thought of him having some adult fun, clip the coupon and send it to him *anonymously*. Then watch him try to figure it out, wondering who sent it, and whether to go. Try to keep a straight face.
O shi- I live in Dawsonville D:>
Well, I guess it’s to be expected, it is in the south. o.O
shopped?
That’s…really creepy.
So, I know someone who lives in Dawsonville. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
Actually, any AANR nudist resort is operated in such a way that NUDISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX. Paradise Valley, however, is in danger of losing it’s AANR affiliation due to it’s “free love” reputation. Never been there, but they say…
hmm… me and my dad in the nude, not a whole lot of romance going on
Holy crap! This is in Georgia?!? XD
was this sigh inspired by the book titled ,,the best dad is a good lover”?
Total Fail! Going nude on Father’s Day? What a mad gift indeed!
vacation packages that are both cheap and have good itinerary is the thing that i always seek “
Only in Georgia, huh?
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