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I’ve got you in my sights, baby.
So get ready for the big buy-buy!
arg! almost first!
hasta la vista… BABY!!!
almost Second !
I’ll be back !!
I bet your first post will be very original and we’ll all be laughing our heads of. Or else we’ll be shooting your head off. BuybuyBaby!
Bye Bye, Baby!
Bang!
I don’t want to know your name
All I want: bang bang bang!
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Nancy Sinatra video
Nice baby, stay there, the .308 that I had for the trolls is going in your head. Good baby.
sorry baby you wont be getting to the choppa this time
Thoughts for a beautiful Sunday morning.
All men are in some degree impressed by the face of the world; some men even to delight. This love of beauty is Taste. Others have the same love in such excess, that, not content with admiring, they seek to embody it in new forms. The creation of beauty is Art.
The production of a work of art throws a light upon the mystery of humanity. A work of art is an abstract or epitome of the world. It is the result or expression of nature, in miniature. For, although the works of nature are innumerable and all different, the result or the expression of them all is similar and single. Nature is a sea of forms radically alike and even unique. A leaf, a sun-beam, a landscape, the ocean, make an analogous impression on the mind. What is common to them all, — that perfectness and harmony, is beauty. The standard of beauty is the entire circuit of natural forms, — the totality of nature; which the Italians expressed by defining beauty “il piu nell’ uno.” Nothing is quite beautiful alone: nothing but is beautiful in the whole. A single object is only so far beautiful as it suggests this universal grace. The poet, the painter, the sculptor, the musician, the architect, seek each to concentrate this radiance of the world on one point, and each in his several work to satisfy the love of beauty which stimulates him to produce. Thus is Art, a nature passed through the alembic of man. Thus in art, does nature work through the will of a man filled with the beauty of her first works.
The world thus exists to the soul to satisfy the desire of beauty. This element I call an ultimate end. No reason can be asked or given why the soul seeks beauty. Beauty, in its largest and profoundest sense, is one expression for the universe. God is the all-fair. Truth, and goodness, and beauty, are but different faces of the same All. But beauty in nature is not ultimate. It is the herald of inward and eternal beauty, and is not alone a solid and satisfactory good. It must stand as a part, and not as yet the last or highest expression of the final cause of Nature.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
what?
the?
Boz?
Scaggs?
The Woz!?!?!
And then a flock of pigeons came by…
Thanx, Neener – fine words for a glorious Solstice Sunday.
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.”
Henry David Thoreau
“Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and live like its heaven on earth.”
–Mark Twain
“Love is as mad as Ajax. It kills sheep”.
~ Shakespeare.
Well proved, wit!
Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, it deserves as well a dark house and whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punished and cured is that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too.
~Shakespeare~
As You Like It
If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
It takes a big man to cry…
It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man…
…Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts
Shall, Antipholus,
Even in the spring of love thy love-springs rot?
Shall love, in building, grow so ruinous?
Shakespeare, A Comedy of Errors
…that’s all i’ve got…
“Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel.”
~ Shakespeare
Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
~?~
Hah! I’m going to need a hoop skirt to go with my paperclip corset.
*takes measurements*
I don’t think you quite got it…maybe you should do it again. Remember, measure twice and cut once. Or, measure three, maybe four times…or five…
*grapples, rolls up together in the sheets*
I’ll get a proper combined measurement from the imprints in the bed linens…in the morning, of course.
If you guys keep it up we are going to combine your names into one (ie Brangelina). I am thinking DragonParent is in your future w/ all the smooching and rolling that goes on.
We’ve been “keeping it up” for a long time…much longer than you’ve been around. And so far we’ve had no problem maintaining our separate identities, and have no plans to change that.
*reminds Jennyisbusy of Rule #4*
*boots her out of the thread*
*hangs “Do Not Disturb” sign on thread and dives back under the covers*
“..and when in doubt, throw penguins.”
~Jim Henson
Sing like your in the shower, love like you need money, dance like you have to pee, and work like people are watching. -Wally from Dilbert
tl;dr
I pity you for your pathetically short attention span. Maybe it would help if were on television. Maybe we should re-write it into 5-word sentences with each word being 1 or 2 syllables.
Here, I’ll get it down to something you might understand:
People make pretty.
Get that?
*struggles with multi-syllabic words*
pa… pa-thet…
Oh, the hell with it.
*watches game shows on tv*
OK, try this (for the X-box generation)…
Look … see the world?
How pretty, how grand.
How can we compete?
What can we add?
I will make art.
Is it pretty?
Does it make you smile?
Then you know beauty, too.
Why bother, you ask?
Try it, and see.
Alone, we are nothing.
Together, we are one.
The one is the all.
Very good AP! But I think it lost a little in the translation!
I once read a simplification of the Gettysburg Address. It got rid of the run-on sentences, and used simple sentence structures. The whole thing was about 75% shorter, and much clearer. But not as poetic.
Brevity IS the soul of wit.
…But not of poetry.
Gravity is the fate of tit.
Um, not quite poetic, is it?
Asininity is the poetry of twit.
Twitter is the tryptophan of wit masquerading as entertaining sin!
I text therefore IM?
Hello Dilly, glad to see you’re back.
Well hello there, Marius! You IM, therefore you r.
Some great novels were translated into Twitter. Here’s “Pride and Prejudice”:
Woman meets man called Darcy who seems horrible. He turns out to be nice really. They get together.
That’s even better than Reader’s Digest!
Moby Dick:
Crazy obsessed old man chases whale, learns hard way you can’t conquer mother nature.
Crime and Punishment:
Guy commits murder. Feels really guilty about it.
War and Peace.
(that’s it)
Harry Potter:
Voldemort tries to kill Harry. Harry tries to kill Voldemort. Repeat several times. Voldemort succeeds, but not really. Harry kills Voldemort.
Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
*sings*
We’re Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we’re able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We’re Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot.
In war we’re tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It’s a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.
Snape PWNS Dumbledore
Lolita:
Pedo Humbert falls for a 12 year old girl. Lots of dirty stuff.
Catch 22:
A bunch of eccentric fellows and their antics in an island off the coast of Italy.
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: mental patient kills other patient and escapes from hospital.
Paradise Lost.
Milton tries to justify the ways of god to man. He fails.
The Bible ~ Old Testament.
Do as I say, not as I do.
The Bible ~ New Testament.
Love is all you need, just don’t tell anyone ya damn hippy.
The Constitution:
Here’s what ya can and can’t do in the US of A.
Dictionary: words have meaning.
The lion the witch and the wardrobe:
4 kids go into a closet and become kings and queens. Oh, there is a lion, too.
The catcher in the rye:
Everything sucks, except my little sister.
Failblog:
PWNED!!!!
No skwerls?
OH! And the Lion could Talk
The Great Gatsby:
Boy, has that guy got a big house.
A Christmas Carol:
Old miser visited by a bunch of ghosts who make him feel real guilty and all.
Walden
City = very bad. Country = good, with lots of time to contemplate navel.
The DaVinci Code:
Mona Lisa + Jesus =
Poky Little Puppy:
Puppy has adventure, eats desert.
The Poky Little Puppy eats the entire Kalahari! He is a thirsty puppy.
Gobi funny on some other threads, too, dilly.
No time for love Docta Jones, almost time for TrueBlood
*punches air*
Remembrance of Things Past: cookie yummy.
Alright, if you insist:
Mostly war. And some family stuff.
the hell?
pumpkins have taints:
there are some pumpkins, and they have taints.
I assume this means you think the creator has managed a fine and beautiful piece of art?
Well it IS pretty awesome that somebody slipped this past the store owners, possibly intentionally..
LMAO 6?
lol i spoke to soon
Give him my regards, can’t wait to meet him
I talked to Soon just last week, and I can tell you he would give matt the time of day.
It’s not Too Late?
The plan has changed? It’s not Too Late to try Again?
it will become the next hitler…
i typed the imbed code by hand, so likley im not first
damn by hand??? wow
Shucks for you.
yea my chrome is broken, cant copy paste
but ive been sick for 2 weeks now, and am already delerious. so its no big deal.
and also DAMN IT forgot to remove my logo, now everyone knows that it was me.
Karma dude
you suck
no sorry, karma only affect you AFTER you do a bad thing, not before. My karma for the 1st should come during the Math B regents tommorrow (god NY sucks)
Ah, but this is probably advanced karma. It affects you BEFORE you do the bad thing.
It works both backwards and forwards in time.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
Karma is not retribution for bad deeds.
It is the accumulation of the deeds themselves, good or bad.
The idea is that what you do affects what is, was, or will be.
Since you seem to understand that crapping all over this blog with redundant “first!” videos accumulates “bad karma” for you, why do you continue? If you seek the noteriety of being a “bad boy,” why did you attempt anonymity? Did you fail on purpose so that we would know exactly how idiotic and irritating you can be? What a fine legacy you’re building for yourself!
*ahem* notoriety.
*goes to bad-speller corner, puts on dunce hat*
*grabs AP’s dunce hat, crumples up, throws in trash*
You’re better than that!!
*squeeze*
Thanx, Brewski. *squeeze*
Though I’ll keep the dictionary nearby just in case.
nah this is just what swine flu PLUS a overdose of ampathetamine does to me, i honestly apoligize, the meds have worn off now, and i see the stupidity of what i did.
Please be aware that “FIRST” posts automatically lower everybody’s opinion of you. The only person you’ll impress is yourself.
You’re new, so we’ll let it pass. Once.
Post when you have something interesting, useful, or humorous to say. Otherwise, don’t post. Thank you.
hmmm…. interesting? useful? OR humerous? nope I got nothing …. *walks away feeling like a loser*
Please don’t go…
Even if you don’t have anything humerous, we won’t give you the cold shoulder.
But — Brewski says it has to be interesting, useful or humerous. And if Brewski says it, well ….. all must obey!
Dammit, if I knew this was a cult, I would have brought punch. Caught off-guard and unprepared again. I’ll be ready next time!
BIG BREWSKI IS WATCHING YOU.
That would be awkard, I think. How omnipresent is Brewski anyway? Is he watching all at once, or just peeking in on each by turn?
Punch the magazine, punch the puppet or punch the drink?
Naturally, punch the drink. Or is this the puppety kind of cult? I could bring puppets, if you would prefer!
That’s the way you do it
I think Brewski has a massive CCTV camera system, which he operates from an undisclosed location.
That’s the way, eh? With puppets? I shall remember this for future reference. When befriending FailBloggers, puppets are more advantageous than fruity beverages.
We’re all puppets in one way or another
Cut the strings that bind you!
Thank you, General. I was worried I wasn’t going to get an answer on that issue. Maybe now I can find the camera!
I think I know where they are. They’re behind those posters, you see. But at least he can’t hear me, or I’d -
*door bursts open*
Oh no! It’s the FB thought police! Let me go! AAAH!!!!
*is dragged kicking and screaming out of room*
Tsk, Tsk. More puppets, less thought. That’s the answer. (Evidently.)
THIS IS BONDFAN4518. BONDFAN4518 HAS NOT BEEN DRAGGED AWAY, HE IS IN REHIBALITATION. PLEASE DO NOT WORRY, REPEAT, PLEASE DO NOT WORRY.
OH, well in that case, I can stop worrying. Rehabilitation isn’t so bad. Unless… It’s all a big conspiracy under the control of BB, and Bondfan really has been dragged away!
Nah… That’s crazy-talk.
*listens to Master of Puppets*
ATTENTION! DISCUSSION OF MY MONITORING EQUIPMENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Please go about your business. All posters who fail to comply with official FAILblog posting guidelines will be summarily executed. The guidelines are not posted. If you do not know them, you will be summarily executed. Thank you for your compliance.
*sniff* Can’t believe no one got the pun… :,(
Oh, I just saw it! How anatomically hilarious!
There, there. Don’t cry. I got the pun. I just felt it would be in bad forearm to point out the repeated spelling error, for someone so new as myself.
Oh, dear. I’m not very good at puns. I apologize for my clumsiness.
I disagree, I thought yours was good in the extremity.
For reference, I would have dropped the “o” – but I thought it would be going out on a limb to replace the original misspelling that put me in mind of it.
I was not re’fur’ring to your misspelling, but to the many ones both above and below the joint at which we punned.
It’s okay, Chanidividus–forearmed is forewarned.
It was a video of a girl I think…
Other things are too busy getting higher for any opinions to be lowered.
Your the geek with the pink cycle helmet and monkey rucksack?
Looks like I’m the geek with lousy spelling. :@
But unless you have a special permit, they’re NOT in season until late fall.
…when they will conveniently be found in schoolyards across the land.
Well, at least the ones old enough not to poo in their pants.
If you want that kind of thing you’ll need to raid the daycare centers.
I hear those kids are pretty tough.
Only if they get too much exercise. Try a dash of tenderizer.
But remember to only eat the gifted children.
We can still kill the ‘less-than-gifted’ ones for sport, right? I’d hate to eat the gifted and leave the morons to populate the earth…
Sure, as long as you’re licensed.
baby cross hairs… what do they sell in that store?
chumbawumbas most likely
I don’t think that baby’s getting up again.
but he gets knocked down…
Nobody puts baby in a corner. Except a whiskey drink.
TH-is ÄIS SPam!
TH-is ÄIS No one CAring.
See? Ah’ told you we could do somethin’ with those monsters.
Wait… Shouldn’t we be exterminatem’ dem? Oh right, our budget is low.
Heh heh.
LOL
OLO
ALL HAIL OOL
*runs to the loo*
Loo, loo
Skip to the loo
Loo, loo
Skip to the loo
Skip to the loo, my darling.
watch out I dropped some OLEO – it makes things slippery
R O F L wow, this photo is awesome on so many levels….
looks like it’s only on the ground floor to me…
Yea — a new Fail — that last one was getting old …
Welcome to failblog, Elsa. We get a lot fewer fails than you guys get in ICHC… Maybe we should start a petition for extra fails.
Hey there Fluffy — I have been here before! i just finally got around to adding an avatar — i used to be a random quilt square!
Oh yeah I know, I’ve talked to you before. The “welcome to failblog” was kind of a “welcome to our world, this is how things are here, we envy your multiple daily cats”.
Ah — got it. I agree there should be more fails or the timing should be changed. There are usually 3 with a much lower number of comments and then 1 with a truly unreasonable number.
We should get Brewski to fix it ….
Looks like there was an extra fail today.
That last one started out a little old.
(Yes, I’m a little slow this morning. Took me hours to get it.)
No no no. For the last time, you can only get rid of kids by having them towed away. Doesn’t anyone listen to Anpu anymore?
I hate to break it to you, capt., but no. No-one listens to Anpu anymore.
Um…I’m not certain any of us ever did.
I tried to pay attention, honest I did. But the temptation to *squeeze* in class was too much.
*goes to sit in corner with pointy D-hat on head*
*draws on pointy D-hat to make a pointy
hat instead*
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Anpu? The Egyptian god Anubis?? Ra Ra, go team!
yep — I think it has been quite a while since anyone listened to him … *I’m finding it hard to post without making sure the post will qualify under the Brewski rules — is it interesting? useful? or humerous? — the stress is getting pretty bad… *
Easy, there, Elsa. You’re making Brewski look like Big Brother. Which he isn’t of course. Why, if he was, there would be this big poster of him in my ro-
Oh my god. Who put that there? And WHY is it staring at me?
See!!! He is everywhere … doling out absolute FB wisdom to the ignorant masses … all hail Brewski!!!
Kim Jong Brewski
Enough!!
*orders riot police to quell the masses*
There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Failblog. There will be no love, except the love of Brewski. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a captioned JPG.
Do not worship false photoshops?
No, only the photo that IS Brewski!!!
Do the eyes follow you as you walk around the room?
Yes! And they blink as well! Do you have the same poster in your room?
No, just the same eyes. They followed her round the room, out the door and home.
I’m confused now. Are the cameras in the posters? Or has Brewski increased status from all-knowing and digitally monitoring to all-knowing deity?
We’re spied upon using google earth. Then the images are photoshopped to alter reality.
At some point, a comment will appear above this one. Just so you know.
¿What happened here?
Not sure — I was just goofin with Brewski and it took on a life of its own!!!!
It doesn’t take much to inspire havoc, paranoia and cultist doctrine in today’s online societies. Apparently.
Moomin! Put that away! What would your mother say?
OH! I soooooo want the Progressive Insurance gal in those cross hairs!
Of all the corporate spokespeople out there right now, she has got to be the most annoying. Any time a progressive ad comes on I have to switch the channel.
Hey, the Zodiac Killer set up a baby shop!
Very funny
Sort of chummy
bread is crummy?
TBS?
Baby headshot….99% complete. Evil.
*hits cancel button*
A store for baby snipers. Sweet.
Did he deathed?
For the record: this is on Jefferson Rd. in Rochester, NY.
I’m wondering if that glorious 4-panel split was standard policy for the pictures, or just a happy coincidence….
Is there a gunshop nearby?
My guess would be that they got sent standard promotional posters by a corporate marketing department that didn’t realize they had a four-panel window. There Can Only Be One Way To Lay Out A Store, you know.
Oh man! Really — and here I was thinking that they planned it this way …
Have you seen me Ц¢k? It’s hugeeeeeeeee!!!
It’s up your ass.
curve it around!
Hi!
Try this AMAZING game: tytytypp.mybrute.com
I’ll show you an amazing game!
*sticks potato so far up Pedre’s ass he is unable to spam message boards ever again*
I had no idea a potato was able to go that far. I think I’m going to be sick.
I hope you washed your arm there Brewski … (was that interesting? useful? oe humerous? — do I deserve to post???
)
grabs back that pathetic “oe” and sends up a hopefully humerous “or”
Hm… why do I suddenly taste french fries?
Man you have a grater and a deep fryer – my model only came with a food disposal.
*jealous*
*Snickers*
Mine has SLAP CHOP too.
*Throws up an a*
Lay off the Alpha-Bits, you’ll feel better.
I do hope you used an unlubricated and unnaturally large potato. Otherwise, it might not remain lodged, and Pedre may return.
mmm… the infamous baby sniper strikes again.
that makes 12 this week
i love the smell of chicken salsa in the morning
“Bye bye baby, baby goodbye (goodbye baby bye bye baby bye bye)
Bye bye baby don’t make me cry …”
There’s an urban legend that “Bye Bye Baby” by The Bay City Rollers got played on hospital radio in an abortion clinic, and I remember the joke was picked up in an episode of The League of Gentlemen.
Sidenote: I hate kids and don’t ever want to have any.
Leon the professional hates your baby
Thanks for standing still, wanker!
I want two, one for dinner and the other to put in the freezer for later.
apparently much later, like, thaw out in the sink for 8 hours later. better plan ahead bud. gotta time it right.
Argh! When giant babies attack.
*flees*
It’s the man with the scores…
Hahahahahahaha.
Good call.
*squeeze*
*has some peanuts*
*cries*
Heeheeheeheehee.
I couldn’t breathe after I saw that on TV for the first time. It was nearly the death of me.
Do be good, don’t be bad,
Thankyou baked potato.
Do be happy, don’t be sad,
Thankyou baked potato.
Is this a store or just the new slogan for planned parenthood?
no their pics wouldn’t be this unpleasant, they just show flowers and fun things. not dead baby vacuumed corpses……….
Happy Father’s day! Here’s a joke your old man will enjoy if he loves stupid jokes as much as mine
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(You’re going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…”It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
Grrroooaaaannnn…
You can’t tell me this didn’t at least put a smile on your face
tehe
So did I (insert smiley face here)
this is beyond dad humor. this is ratardad humor…
Tehe, gotta love it though
buba® thinks it’s a “baby-target” store for sniper beginners, and hunters. for training themself on slow-moving animals.
Die, he did.
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!
Abortion Clinic WIN!!!
owned
For sale:
One preowned Pro21xx.
Used only on Sundays.
Serious inquiries only.
Vigilante population control?
oh goodie, goodie!
Baby target practice! yay!
That’s the answer smarties have?
Smarties can be rather tart.
Actually the baby market is tanking right now. Sell Sell Sell!!
*Sells baby short*
*Sells Marius a short baby*
*Sells short baby short*
*grabs shortly-sold short baby, makes a mad dash for ebay, resells shortly-sold short baby to a nice couple in Taiwan, and hopes they don’t devastate his self-esteem quite as badly*
*Dumps out of baby market and invests everything in canned goods and shotgun shells*
*dumps baby with water, buys oil*
*buys baby oil from Fluffy*
*wonders why the Apocalypse is coming*
*wonders why I’ve only bought baby oil in preparation for the Apocalypse*
*Sells a tall baby to Barnum and Bailey*
This one’s pushing it… Not quite a fail, imo.
Nothing but WIN there, as far as I can see.
Vision check.
How many fingers am I holding up?
it’s harshhh…..
Baby shooting? I mean that’s so sad…
I mean that’s not a sport at all! I’m furious!
Why are we trying to make sport so easy! A running lion okay, but a sitting baby… I can shoot that…
What happened to the passion for real sport…
I wonder what the other info windows had in them?
canada?
I just got back from the bar where I met Brewski’s dad, Caskie!
the passion for real sport dissipated into operation flashpoint. isn’t that right 5_eagles? yay for shooting unarmed civilians! red hammer expansion ftw!
LOL ??? porperhardon
better watch out. one day you try to shoot a baby, and then he comes after you with old muskets and other crazy crap. must have been all that beer he grew up drinking.
speaking of muskets….
i can’t believe anyones is actually still commenting on this post besides me.
im actually commenting below you, not possible to comment ‘besides’ you.
better just troll the whole goddamn place.
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Are you talking from experince properhardon? LOL
lmao
lololololyeslololololol
Sorry properhardcore I spelled your name wrong .
and it’s a ign podcast joke, not a hard-on. *mumbles “hentai freak”*
thank you for the reconsideration. i mean, reconciliation. i mean, thanks.
btw, i’m new here. where can i find the examiner to apply for the position of amateur failblogger?
if i pass, when do i get my official failbadge. please don’t make me go back to human resources a.k.a. ceiling cat again.
wow, i seriously trolled this post to death! sweet. i’ll be back tomorrow for my test.
*asks politely for the valet to bring back his car*
*attempts to go through automatic revolving door the wrong way*
*shoots way through door, pays manager, then leaves*
Yeah, you were really something, weren't you
Thank you come again. Stay well properhardcore.
I don’t think you will be allowed to talk to me I am a troll because I am not like the others. I ask to many questions and that makes it problematic.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?
*comes rolling up in a vintage ford gran torino with his wife and kids inside*
i just thought I’d check back up on the damage i did.
*hands manager a shotgun*
you can probably sell this on ebay or something for the interest on that
window
*steps through broken glass gingerly*
*yells* btw: contact me next fail from here for my failtest so i can
earn my failbadge
*whispers*btw: lol
*speeds off in car*
*”files” application with the others*
Would this “filing” system happen to involve shredding?
Close…fire.
*hmm, shouldn’t have bought that shotgun off eBay*
A not very subtle advertisement for an abortion clinic, is it?
Plan C?
*bleep*
Objective received.*bleep*.
*bleep*
Tango sighted.*bleep*.
*bleep*
Tango in range.*bleep*.
*bleep*
Tango targeted.*bleep*.
*bleep*
Firing on tango.*bleep*.
*bleep*
Tango down, repeat, tango down.*bleep*Sorry blogninja I don’t get this .
Um, you seem to be the the one aiming at it.I get it now since I am the only one with a gun. people don’t kill people
guns from the bullets kill people.
yayz! i talked to the founder and he said that i’m hired! i officially have my failbadge, and i picked up my failhat at the door. Mine’s in the style of cowboy. And since i’ve got ppl, i am now the overseer of all of you. now if you would please just stamp my application with a nice big “epic win,” i can go and let you kiddies burn down the establishment. and if you don’t, i’ll call chuck norris, macgyver and brad nicholson to fight each other, and your faces will melt at the sheer awesomeness of the fight.
p.s.: i usually don’t get a lot of time to check up on the failblog, so if you want to see me, i can be found at the bottom of the most recent post each day, usually trolling people.
Stamps application “Epic Win”. There you go properhardcore.
I have stared the Borg collection. Properhardcore.
realistic tactical gaming ftw
Reply button.you are so close you cant taint it?
First!
Shouldn’t that be “die die BABY” then?
Headshot?
Morning all!
*squeeze*
I wonder how many people thought of a ‘targeted advertising’ joke?
I’m guessing the figure is currently in the hundreds…
is this where Madonna goes?
wow, its really late
I rate this link is ok, but its not on getapop.com yet??!?! hows that possible!
BOOM. HEADSHOT!
to me this is major win!
CHK CHK BOOM
n000 me have to run my l33t h4x got detected >,>
Rockabye sweet Baby James Bond.
BWA
Babies with Attitude
BOOM HEADSHOT!
Well, that was ironic.
I didn’t get it at first, but as soon as it came to me I couldn’t stop laughing. xD
SNIPED – BOOM HEADSHOT
That was a nice read.
That was a nice read.
That was a nice read.
Bye bye baby
I like this new knowledge.
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
We have diapers! Bottles! Blankets! Pacifiers! Snipers!
Get The Sniper we got a crying baby who does not want to die today ,but all i have to say is this BYE BYE BABY!
At least he’ll die happy.
XD
LMAO
“Im gonna buy a baby and shoot in in a target” store.
Sounds appealing!
Bye Bye Baby!!
Their merchandise is targeted toward babies. Literally.
hah
boom headshot
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
you have been terminated
Heavy Weapons Guy aprooves
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
In 3..3..1..
Why is the baby always white?