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OMG!!! PHOTOSHOPPED. FIRST!!!! DID HE DIE?????????
HOW CUMZ NO1 EVA TALKS BOUT DA FAIL?
THATS NOT A FAIL, ITS A WIN!
MEH. IT’S FAKE ANYWAY.
I DONT GET IT??
*brain rots*
*collapses*
*fits*
*dies*
*brain decomposes*
*sits down*
*drinks a glass of water*
*goes on*
well, that’s what you call skilled!
or undead. dunno the difference…
that would be a zombie.
oh, wait. zombies brains are the only thing they really need.
i have no idea what you would be.
*tosses an apostrophe after the s*
hmm… was this in Wales?
You… Sheepshagger!
I DONTZ GETZ ITZ !Z
Its’s a horse anyway, for sale. Ist allways a horse when it say sheep
Hold my beer and watch this!
Hold my bear and watch this
Hold my hair and watches.
Hold my heir and… what’s this?
Told my fair, “and what’s his?”
Fold Mein Chair, und Craigs List
You should get yourself a sheep then. I’d say that constitutes a special occasion.
Of, course, it’s cheaper than a ring.
on thing I can is…
no…
wait…
god dammit !
I can’t see any of your messages. Did any mod delete ‘em?
Mod is having the dude’s baby. isn’t that weird considering they have the same last name?
What special occasions?
Fathers Day
So you settled on getting your Dad a sheep then?
Yup! And I’m buying from this guy…he seems pretty legit.
So I am getting married in September, and my maid of honor wants to throw me a bridal shower. Wowee! I just thought, “I am in Nebraska, and what better way to celebrate getting married than with sheep?” Although I am not sure a wedding is a special enough occasion for sheep… I think it’s only deserving of lambs… maybe even only lamb chops… or just Lamb Chop.
I say go with the lamb kabobs:)
This picture was taken by ME on the way to Monument Valley on March 14th, 2009 and was submitted by “someone”.. I don’t mind.. just know its real.. BTW.. Thats a “Conoco” gas staion in the background..
It was just north of the intersection of highway 160 and 163 in north eastern AZ, in the Town of Kayenta.
Well, slap me silly..
this isn’t “my” photo.. but its almost identical.. Mine isn’t so zoomed in.. http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=53582&stc=1&d=1237220591
seconded
This is the story of the pink gorilla. There’s these two guys. They’re both teachers, and they work at the same school. One is an Anthropology teacher. The other is a Historian. They are both given a sabbatical. For those of you who don’t know, a sabbatical is a paid vacation for teachers. They are paid to take time off teaching, but they have to do research to better their knowledge, to better their teaching. Got it? Good. So, both teachers are given a sabbatical. And, they’re very good friends. So, they decide, on this sabbatical they will travel to far reaches of Africa to do some History research and some Anthropology research (Anthropology is the study of human nature). They decide that’s what they’re going to do. So, they go running down the stairs in their apartment building. *clop-clop-clop-clop* They get into a taxi-cab. *err…err….err* They get to the airport. They go through security. *beep-beep-beep-beep* And all that stuff, you know? They get on the plane. *woosh* Now they’re in Africa. They get off the plane. They get on a little plane. *pt..pt…pt…pt* They fly over this tiny little village. The get off the tiny little plane, and there’s this Jeep waiting right there for them – with their name on it. So, they get in the Jeep. *zh-zhoom* And they start driving down the road. They’re going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…They’re seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. Then, they get to this little pygmy village. So, they get out and ask the pygmies, “What is something just great to see here, where we are?” They say, “Well, our rather hit attraction would be a pink gorilla.” “A pink gorilla?! No way! You’re totally lying!” The pygmies are like, “No, actually you just go down this road, take a left turn, then turn right into a big cave.” So, they get back in the Jeep (which starts right up). *zhoom* So they’re going down the road; they’re going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…They’re seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. They make their left turn. They’re still going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…They’re seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. They get to this cave! It’s got this giant steel door. So they open the steel door. There’s this big wooden door. They open the wooden door. There’s another wooden door. They open that wooden door. There’s this long row of colored doors – orange, purple, pink, chartreuse, salmon, every color you could ever think of. So, they start going through all these doors. They’re going open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close. They get through all the doors. There’s a big pool of water, and right next to it is some scuba gear. So they put on the scuba gear and dive in. So, they’re swimming….swim, swim, swim…..deep water…..swim, swim, swim….very deep water….swim, swim, swim….very, very deep water….Finally, they see another way out, so they swim towards that and get out of the water. They see the pink gorilla! And all it’s doing is sitting there, completely still. And so, they’re observing the pink gorilla. They’re taking pictures of it. They’re writing down every move he makes – which isn’t very many ’cause all he’s doing is sitting there, completely still. It’s kinda boring, but hey – it’s a pink gorilla! The entire time they’re watching the pink gorilla, there’s one little thing the pygmies said that keeps flashing through they’re mind. “Don’t touch the pink gorilla.” Now, they’re like, “Why can’t we touch the pink gorilla? All he’s doing is sitting there, completely still.” But, the Historian was rather smart. The Anthropologist, on the other hand, was like I wish I could get my hands on this thing. I could make a lot of money! So, the Anthropologist walks up and he’s about to touch the pink gorilla. And the other guy grabs his hand and says, “No! You heard what the pygmies said, ‘Don’t touch the pink gorilla.’” But, the Anthropologist is just like, “What could it do?” The Historian manages to talk him out of touching it, and they keep taking pictures and writing notes about it’s behavior – but there aren’t very many ’cause all it’s doing is sitting there, completely still. Finally, they’re ready to leave. They put the scuba gear back on, and get back in the water. So, they’re swimming again….swim, swim, swim…..very, very deep water…..swim, swim, swim….very deep water….swim, swim, swim….deep water….Finally, they see original surface, so they swim towards that and get out of the water. They start going through all the colored doors – orange, purple, pink, chartreuse, salmon, every color you could ever think of. So, they start going through all these doors. They’re going open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open and close wooden door, open and close second wooden door, open and close steel door. They get in the Jeep, and it starts right up. *zhoom* They’re going down the road; they’re going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…They’re seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. They make their turn. They’re still going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…They’re seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. They go through the pygmy village. They get to the little airport, get on the little plane. *pt..pt…pt…pt* It takes them to the bigger airport; they get on the bigger plane. *woosh* They get to back to the airport near home. They hail in a cab. They get in the cab. *err…err….err* They go up the stairs in the apartment building. *clop-clop-clop-clop* They’re home!
Well, the next semester, the Anthropologist, who is the more gutsy of the two, is awarded another sabbatical. So, in his devious mind he’s thinking haha! I’m going to return to Africa, capture the pink gorilla, and make millions of dollars!
So, he goes running down the stairs in the apartment building. *clop-clop-clop-clop* He gets into a taxi-cab. *err…err….err* He gets to the airport. He goes through security. *beep-beep-beep-beep* And all that stuff, you know? He gets on the plane. *woosh* Now he’s in Africa. He gets off the plane. He gets on a little plane. *pt..pt…pt…pt* He flies over this tiny little village. He gets off the tiny little plane, and there’s this Jeep waiting right there for him – with his name on it. So, he gets in the Jeep. *zh-zhoom* And he starts driving down the road. He’s going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. He goes straight past the pygmy village. After all, he already knows where he’s going. So he’s going down the road; he’s going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. He makes the left turn. He’s still going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. He gets to the cave! He opens the steel door. He opens the big wooden door. He opens the second wooden door. He goes through all the colored doors – orange, purple, pink, chartreuse, salmon, every color you could ever think of. So, he’s going through all these doors. He’s going open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close. He gets through all the doors. He puts on the scuba gear and dives into the water. So, he’s swimming….swim, swim, swim…..deep water…..swim, swim, swim….very deep water….swim, swim, swim….very, very deep water….He gets out of the water. Okay…I’ve got to get this thing out of here. So, he reaches out towards the gorilla. The whole time the pygmies’ warning is playing in the back of his mind. Don’t touch the pink gorilla. He hesitates. And the he touches the pink gorilla! The pink gorilla goes mad. He’s like tearing the place apart! The guy screams. So, he throws on the scuba gear and jumps back into the water…..swim, swim, swim…..very, very deep water…..swim, swim, swim….very deep water….swim, swim, swim….deep water….The pink gorilla’s swimming behind him! Finally, he gets out of the water. He starts going through all the colored doors – orange, purple, pink, chartreuse, salmon, every color you could ever think of. So, he’s going through all these doors. He’s going open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open, close, open and close wooden door, open and close second wooden door, open and close steel door. The pink gorilla is just bashing through all the doors. He jumps in the Jeep, and it starts right up. *zhoom* He’s going down the road; he’s going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…he’s seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. The pink gorilla is just running along right behind him. He makes the turn. The gorilla turns, too. He’s still going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…he’s seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. The pink gorilla is just running along right behind him. They go through the pygmy village. The pygmies are like, “haha! We told you not to touch it!” He’s still going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…he’s seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of – including a pink gorilla in the rear-view mirror. The pink gorilla is just running along right behind him. And all of sudden…the car sputters to a stop. So the guy jumps out of the car and starts running. He’s going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…he’s seeing all sorts of animals – elephants, giraffes, zebras, every kind of animal you could think of. The pink gorilla is running along right behind him going up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down…Finally, the guy collapses. He just can’t run any farther. He’s just like, “Whatever you do, just kill me quickly.” The gorilla walks up to him, reaches down, touches the guy, and says, “Tag! You’re it!” and runs off down the road.
um…wow
You read it?
You’re IT!
Of all the failures, to fail in witticism is the worst,
and the mishap is all the more calamitous in a drawn out and detailed one.
Failing WINs ++?
I like the storyline, but the ending was a bit lame. Common joke so it didn’t really touch me.
OMFG. Please tell me you copied and pasted. Jesus.
If that troll really typed that all out without copying and pasting, he’s either:
A. Going have a severe case of carpal tunnel syndrome
Or
B. Got too much time on his hands
I’m going to say… both.
Agreed.
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On a side not, my exams this year have finished!!! YEAH!!!
I was wondering were you had been! We haven’t seen all that much of you lately.
Yes, my exams got in the way of my failblogging
Impossible.!
Inconceivable!
Just now? I hope you get a longer summer than that makes it sound like.
It’s probably even shorter than it sounds, England’s schools being slightly different than ours. I wish our school year was longer. Fewer trolls during the school year.
It’s actually three months summer holiday for me, as school ends in the beginning of July and starts again at the beginning of September.
Ok, that’s about what we get, but shifted a bit. Longer school years though? Maybe, but that would make summer classes an even bigger pain to work. I’m taking 6 credits this summer and the class hours are longer already because summer term is shorter.
Well, for a start we have saturday school
But we have longer holidays.
Saturday school here is for the fools who shove firecrackers down the toilets, though we only have a few long weekends here and there for our holidays. I hear France is a great place to be for time off though.
Ah, well at my school those morons have to stay an hour after school ends on Saturday.
I had 13 Saturday schools in the 7th and 8th grade! Those were crazy times.
saturday school is rare in england
Lucky you I’ve still got a Chemistry GCSE to go.
Oh, I haven’t even started my GCSES yet. These are internal exams. I’m doing mine next year.
Nice name.
oh he spends tooo much, time on his hands…
(can’t find the musical note symbol…)
Is he sitting on his hands, or manicuring them?
I personally don’t want to know what he’s doing with his hands!
Good morning MsB *salutes*
*sings*
Cause I’ve got too much time on my hands
Somebody typed it out. Go to Wikipedia>Shaggy Dog Story and scroll down to Horror.
Today’s my 23′rd anniversary. My wife told me that joke on our first date. Awesome coincidental timing. Thanx
I hope you have found something better to with her mouth since then…
Please note: This exceeds the number of words that I am willing read on FailBlog. You lost me at pink
…but had me at hello.
OMGWTFBBQLOLLMAOLULZWUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!
holy crap dude….
I think I’m going to throw my body off a bridge now that I read that whole thing. Although I did enjoy the little sound effects…
my brain is going to bldrkzfgdie ._o too many pink gorrilaz, elephants and shit
Something tells me your never going to get laid…:) am I right?
Or maybe you have a file on your computer titled “The Pink Gorilla” So you can post it whenever you want:) I hope you didn’t type it ALL:)LAWLZ
Seriously…Did absolutely NOBODY notice the plot discrepancy? The pygmies tell them to go LEFT and then RIGHT. They only ever go LEFT. Obviously, they arrived at the wrong cave, with the wrong pink gorilla. The correct cave would have concise, witty, and maybe even that most holy and unobtainable of things: funny.
O. Mi. Gosh.
It’s true what they say “fail begets more fail” Pink Gorilla.
It won’t be 110 degrees today, but it’ll feel like it
Got a fever?
No, That was a newspaper headline for us here in Florida – we are under heat index warnings today.
I figured by posting the notice here it would make me spend the day inside on FB … thus avoiding any risk of over-heating outside.
Our heat index is 109 for today
Boo We actually went and played in the fountain at a mall this week trying to get some relief. (felt ghettolicious) Oh my- ghettolicious is a real word…
*goes to learn about new word*
Thanks for sharing your new word!! Although trying to read the definition in the “urban dictionary” website was almost as bad as trying to decipher lolspeak!
He he-my definition
ghettolicious- meaning to have qualities of or related to persons or things from the ghetto.
Does that help?
not funneh
U IZ TEH 1 WHOZ NOT FUNNEH
hopefully this special occaision doesn’t involve lambskin
But we need to protect the sheep from diseases…
No animals were harmed in the creation of this fail.
Bah!
you say that sheepishly?
Neigh!
Oh look my Chinese zodiac…
How fortunate.
I find this picture offensive because it discriminates against all of us New Zealanders.
if u want we can but u a sheep for… lets say… ur wedding… blah blah blah…
You can pick a Trollus Australis by their spelling and grammar.
Hmmm, always thought sheep-huggin’ was the English national sport, but when I came to think about it, the NZ’ers are just the offspring of the, well, “socially conspicuous” English. Might explain the comparibly low price as well, doesn’ t it? NZ + UK WIN, rest of the world shivers in unspeakable disgust!
*flushes mcdoofus away*
*salutes UK OK*
This must have been taken in New Zealand
gahahha special occasions eg. new zealand birthday party, gang bangs, bux parties ect…lmap
Apparently when the cat’s away the mice are dancing.
This section is full of failish trolls.
I concur, Jason. You and I are some of the few sane ones here.
Ur guys are the best!
Ur missing us gals… and the sheep.
Oh yeah, can’t forget the sheep. Saturdays count as special occasions…right?
There’s a special occasion in any day for sheep.
And when you see a cane I see a crook
And when you see a crowd I see a flock
It’s sheep we’re up against
They’ve never questioned anything, they’ve never disagreed
Sometimes I think they must have wool in their ears
*head asplodes*
*hands BFF a ShamWow*
What’s wrong my friend?
I think what’s wrong is his head asploded.
Better than the alternative. His ass could headplode. EEK!
You kidding? That would be worth a pun run.
I’m sorry. I mutton’t make baaaaad jokes.
It’s ok, ewe can sit out.
Who’s got a beef with you? I’ll take ‘em out!
I find these puns cowite lame.
Ovis pun run isn’t that bad.
O RLY?
*prepares for tasers*
Didn’t mean to ram this into your pun run, but I’m just stopping in briefly to say hi and bye. TTFN.
Ewe have been missing lately. Stay and play!
Flock it! I’m off too.
*waves and squeezes*
Woolyou or won’t you stay longer.
At fleece they said goodbye.
I hate when my ass headplodes – the asshats never fit right again.
Not to mention looking like an assclown for weeks.
Or the fact that he read it as “Your guys are the best!”.
ur gonna love my nuts!!!!
ur gonna love my nuts!!!!
*grabs a bowl of chopped peanuts*
In the Middle East and many other places across the world, lamb is always served on special occasions.
Cultural awareness fail.
True that, but please name the English speaking country in the Middle East where this might have been taken.
And the sign says “sheep” not “lamb”, it’s a small distinction, but there it is.
baaaaa humbug
How can you tell if it’s lamb or sheep?
Lambs are generally smaller than sheep.
I can tell because the sign say s-h-e-e-p.
*giggles*
Tightness.
Did you say lamb? (clicky)
Mmm sheep…and you partly fail cultural awareness too. People in other parts of the world aren’t grossed out by by the taste of real mutton the way Americans are, so it very well might be full-grown sheep instead of baby lambs that they’re selling.
@fluffy: did you not read the “…and many other places across the world…” part?
In many places in the US, the same is true. Like in the Navajo reservation, where this is apparently taken.
I agree. It is customary, to the Navajo, to bring a sheep when visiting someone or on a special occasion. It’s quite common to see signs like this on or near the res.
Naa, the real fail is much more subtle.
On the sign, the arrow points to the car, but the text sez it’s a sheep.
Car = sheep = fail. Even in New Zealand.
It’s not pointing to the car. That’s a car parked in the gas station. The arrows are pointing you to the direction of the ranch or whatever that sells sheep for special occasions.
If it was pointing to the car it would have been “sheep fail”, not “special occasion fail”.
Since the word “occasions” was awkwardly squeezed onto the sign, I wonder what word they originally wanted to say there.
Yes, I know. But my fail outfails the other fail
Imagine slapping a boob
I doubt you have ever seen, much less slapped, a boob. Other than your moms.
This fail is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!
Are you saying it’s shear idiocy?
um… hello… *waves*
Is my first time…I’m nervous.
Teh sign iz funniez!
Hi, G1MoNkEy!.
Just a quick tip-although we love our ICHC compatriots, we are not too keen on Lolspeak being used here. Please refrain unless it’s a matter of life or death.
Apart from that, have fun here!
Lolspeak – Your life may depend on it?
I DONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY?????????????????????????????
Hasn’t got the converter box, most likely.
Near El Rito, New Mexico you’ll see signs for pigs, but they’re not selling live stock.
Is it dead stock? Or something even worse?
They are smallish propane tanks. Bigger than the ones you see with gas grills, slightly smaller than the ones outside some folks’ homes. Don’t know why they call them pigs.
There are so many bad jokes to make here I don’t even know where to start. Anyone familiar with the Weird Al parody of ‘dirty deeds done dirt cheap’?
Ooh, is that Weird Al? I had a piece of it as a ringtone for a while.
Found a video! Apparently, it’s Bob Rivers, not Weird Al. Clickie!
Bob Rivers! I get in trouble every christmas for sneaking his songs into the musical line-up
Have you seen me Ц¢k? It’s hugeeeeeeeee!!!
I have located it for you. You were suffering from a common problem. Unfortunately because of the placement of your penis, your balls were hanging over your eyes.
Why doesn’t the gas station here sell sheep? I want one…. for a special occasion I have planned… yeah, that’s it…
This isn’t a fail, you slaughter a sheep for special ocassions. To make some good food…
Is it New Zeland?
Sheep: they give so much, and ask so little…
I presume you can speak Japanese, as your name means “Happy” in the language.
Ii ALso caa speeea japaneeeee. JUDO CHOP!
*thwacks red dot into oblivion with golf club*
Fore!
*gets hit in head with red dot*
OW!
How does one say “More sake, please”?
Normally I say “more sake, please”.
I think Neener meant he wanted it in Japanese.
It’s “Motto Sake kudasai”, Neener.
Sheep is better than cattle. You have to walk too far to kiss a cow.
This has been posted before. Ripoff fail.
That’s been said before. Repeat comment fail.
You should submit it to the Ripoff report.
Lot of the people around there use traditional mutton dishes for ceremonials. First place I thought of, as well.
Dem’ city-boys and dem’ cars.
Now how you boys like mah sheep?
howdy
YEEEEEE HAWWWWWW!!!!!!
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What is it?
I was trying to copy- paste a picture of starfy.
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/starfy-from-the-legend-of-starfy.jpg
did sheeps die?
No but they wish they had.
You mean there’s now another way for Anpu to celebrate a good harvest?
wait, what? How is this a fail in any way at all? Whenever there’s a wedding in our family, or somone is throwing a huge party, we buy a sheep and have it slaughtered to make food for everyone. And a wedding is “Special Occasion” isn’t it? What part of that sign doesn’t make any sense?
The part where a bunch of Americans are reading it and going “ha ha” ‘cos they don’t know how good mutton tastes ‘cos they won’t eat any meat that comes as unidentifiable pink slabs wrapped in plastic XD.
Sorry, should have typed “that DOESN’T come as unidentifiable pink slabs”.
Uhmm, ,, no, , and you’re an idiot.
The fail is in your sense of humor.
Ah come on – what special occasion wouldn’t be better with a sheep?
♪ Dirty deed, done with sheep! ♫
i came
weird, I only gave it 3 stars cause I didn’t laugh.
http://gawdimsobored.mybrute.com
Show you care: say it with sheep(tm).
Okay, So I might be a troll, Not sure what a troll really is. But this sign is on the North West side of the intersection of Highway 163/264 in Tuba City, Arizona Also the Navajo Nation. It is not a Fail! The Navajos’ have many special occasions where Mutton is served. The sign is worded this way so people will know the sheep are for Mutton, not raising for wool. The moron who took this picture has just proven his/her blatant ignorance. Oh, Alice, now you know where is sign is, go get your own picture, quit stealing other peoples’ work.
Just STFU. You call a person ignorant because they don’t know what is possibly the most obscure fact on the planet, you must be a true loser with absolutely no life to get you panties in such a wad over such an insignificant thing. Just go Benoit yourself already, please.
Yes…making fun of people for cultural differences is ignorant. In case you didn’t notice, the Navajo Nation is within (although not technically part of) the United States. It is not an obscure far away land.
The Navajo are an important part of our history. Knowing nothing about them makes you IGNORANT!
Yes! (See my comment below. I lived on the reservation near Window Rock.)
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That’d be for a New Zealander obviously. That joke is very much point at Australians.
Oh, I GET IT! They misspelled “your”! Brilliant.
I didn’t completely understand the pink gorilla joke. For instance, the significance of the colored doors was lost on me.
Could someone please repeat the joke in its entirety, along with explanatory comments?
Many thanks in advance.
It’s all fun and games until you start with the baa-d touch.
My next door neighbor has an empty pig (the small propane tank variety) that has had ears, feet and a tail welded to it so that it resembles the livestock variety of pig. It sits out by her front gate.
and does horrible things to children?
The pig is fine, as long as you DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This is bizarre
Still trying to figure out what possible special occasions this could be talking about…. that aren’t sexual…
This looks like something I’d have seen on the reservation. Mutton (sheep) is very commonly served for special occasions. People sell their sheep roadside like this, with hand-painted signs. Graduation? Birthday? Dedication? Mutton!
Actually, that’s a pure spell fail.
tuba city, AZ… i kinda wish i didnt know that.
i passed this sign about a week ago on a cross counrty bike race. i have a picture of it myself. good old tuba city
thats kind of funny because i passed that sign in i want to say mid march-ish, i wonder if theyre just neglecting to take down the sign or if the sheep-sale is year round?
First!
No. You aren’t.