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5 Eagles
5_eagles win!!
Time will tell a different tale.
Did he diee?
*sigh*
Did you sigh?
Why do you still have haxor definition in your clicky?
Because I’m lazy. And maybe it scares people into not trolling.
This is a creativity win to me
It’s a total WIN!
transportation improvisation WIN!
it wasn’t a queef if that’s what you are asking.
*snork*
queef
*zig*
Did you troll?
Troll.
.
And I had such high hopes for you.
*is not surprised*
Now now Velvet, I don’t know if 5_eagles knows about the “f*rst” taboo.
@ 5_eagles: don’t do it, it won’t make you popular over here.
I don’t think so czuhc. Scroll down.
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The second part of your name disturbs me!
(Right about the name. Sorry. ‘t Was a leftover from the previous fail. Taken out of context it seems all wrong)
I scrolled down but don’t see what you mean. I have a theory on 5_eagles and that’s why I give him (a lot) of credit.
5_eagles was always a troll?
Did you, really? The guy announces his placement is each and every fail “I made it to the top 10! Stop getting in front of me!” He’s a troll.
[/flogging]
I must have missed those comments (I don’t read all the threads). If this is truly so, than it is very close to trollish behaviour.
I am very sorry I lost my head, please forgive me all FB ers. please please please….
I give a second chance. Don’t do that again, because I don’t give third chances.
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*squeeze*
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Got it?
So you have to post “second” then you will get another chance. If you post “third” however, you will be squeezed to death, FB style.
I think 5_eagles is pretty smart — look at how much attention he just got for “forgetting” to not post “first” I wonder what else he forgets during the day … wash his hands; use a kleenex…???
You are a shift disturber LOL elsa_mama
OMG!! Has he not learned anything?
Let the trollish behavior flogging begin.
*punts, claws out* and now you’re NONE! HA!
Owww. Leila I hurt my paws…
Poor Taya. I didn’t even know you told me about your paw here.
Hope it feels better.
Innovation win!
Ditto!!!
*snuggles in Leila’s lap*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Taya!!!!!!! *squeeze*
Happy Friday!!!
*scratches Taya’s head*
Yes! Happy Friday to you! *squeezes back and purrs, licking Leila on the nose.* I love you guys
We ♥ you too.
Humankind would be so much better if each had a cat.
I would LOVE a kitty cat, but it would not make things happier for me. The hubby’s allergic, and would make my life miserable if I brought one home
You guys can have me on here!
I am allergic but I had two of them. I can’t resist.
Foist
Fail
….Fist…..
Fool
Could’ve failed me.
…wait what?
Portable playground! Take it to the beach instead of using that depressing one!
The depressing one would look so much more badass on a car…
Hit and run?
kids flattened separately
The latest pedo tactic?
camouflage
Like hunter setting up fake ducks to attract real ones.
“This pedophile lures kids in by disguising himself as a school.”
“Yes, we must catch that man, he really is a c*ck.”
-Brasseye 2001 Special
must have missed that one
Hit and swing?
Answered ad on a swingers Web site. Will be surprised upon arrival at couples’ house.
So it’s an interpretation fail?
You said you were serious swingers, so I brought my own swing set.
What would you bring if we were just curious swingers?
How about silly swingers?
Just a tire.
no rope?
Well if you are in to that sort of thing.
Hello Ms. B, I confiscated some footage showing you in *cough* shall we say a “compromising light”? They were going to be put into production! You should really be more careful!
Thanks for your help. I really am trying! Monday Leila drugged me, and yesterday I was scared out of my clothes by Zombie…I need help…
*crap – that dragon sold me out*
Um…you approved the production yesterday. See the contract?
Coffee?
I never approved anything! Grrr…
I’ll pass on the coffee from you. I don’t trust the beverages from you.
Everyone deserves a second chance. Everyone. Even me. *puppy eyes*
*squeeze*
I’ll keep an eye out for you Ms. B! Here’s some fresh coffee!
Hey Ms. B maybe you shold have Leila take a drink first — she can be your food taster …
Thanks GV!
*sluuuuurrrp*
Ahhhh!
Ok, Leila, I like elsa-mama’s suggestion. You are now my official taste tester!!!
Fine! I will do anything to gain your trust Ms B. *sob*
Actually I didn’t mention your name!
Well, growing up with nuns, you are always guit ridden and want to automatically confess to things – even those you haven’t done.
OK, OK!! I confess!! I did it!! I killed him!!!
And he deserved it!!
Hey Brewski — I see you escaped from the truck!
Hi elsa! *squeeze*
*squeezes* to all FB friends!
I’m kinda busy lately…
On a Friday? Come on Brewski! We are waaaaaay more important than work, get your priorities straightened out!
*squeezes everybody*
Happy Friday!
*SQUEEEEEZES IUL (and everybody else) *
How about bi-curious swingers?
They’d have to switch to reverse gear.
or Leila? I heard she is tri-curious.
I was yesterday but now I am just curious as to how I ended up with testicles.
What did you acquire to go from bi to tri?
It’s a very complicated thing to explain.
But is it easy to operate?
It involves cats though.
*flips thru her tri-sexual/curious manual*
So, with your new adaptions do you really even need a man anymore? Or, a cat for that matter …
I didn’t think I was into bestiality. *shudders*
Well, that third part has to be for something … alien maybe?
Alien cats?
Trisexual – A person who will ‘try’ anything once!
Or better yet – someone that will try anything at least 3 times.
Just to make sure.
I dunno — tri as in three seems to be far more interesting
*rides in on tricycle*
Hi guys! Are you talking about trikes?
Oh, look! A swingset!!
*smacks Brewski*
Grow up!!!
Come on Brewski! This is serious! Leila’s been turned into a trisexual and she doesn’t know how to operate her new equipment. I am not even sure she know what all the new parts are!!
Well, let’s see… I’ll have to brush up on my statistics, but that should give her 3 ways to have intercourse and 3 more ways to masturbate, all without any help.
Forget it!! Sounds too exhausting. I am taking a nap.
Wow the view is great from here. woo I got a nose bleed I am getting down.
You will bleed for other reasons today …
Is it that time of the month, already?
*hands jamrags*
You will sit and swing with me still Leila? right right.
me first!
YAY!!
*swings with granny*
woo hoo!
*gets motion sickness*
*vomits out a toy truck*
*quickly pushes it under the car*
*whistles innocently*
*eats toy truck*
*burps under car*
ewwww … you just ate granny’s vomit!!
dragons can be strange sometimes elsa. Don’t think much of it.
*eats vomit*
Correction: SOME humans are so wasteful
Sorry, I made a sweeping generalisation.
No problem! It happens all the time!
*goes back to eating vomit*
I don’t think all dragons — I just can’t see DW eating anyone’s vomit …
gv is a different type of dragon … for example, I don’t believe he writes.
I do actually, I’m just not published!
AHA!!! So you just admitted to being a ‘he’!!!! Finally.
I did?
I worked it all out in my head. Don’t worry about it.
Okay
I’ll be a he for today. Do I have to have testicles though?
No because you gave ME testicles then proceeded to lick them.
To be fair; i didn’t give you testicles, I kept them in a jar, they just belong to you. I think you gave them to me that day you went all carnivorous…
Ooooh…
Please don’t remind me.
Thank you for keeping my, erm…testicles safe and sound. I just need to keep them away from Jules. He likes to shave them.
I don’t know 5_eagles…um…I have to wash my hair.
Something for the entire family!
*squeeze*
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How’d the rush job go yesterday?
I finished a little after 5:00, but it got into the mail, so it’s done!
*squeeze*
How are you on this fantastically fun Friday of failbloging?
Pretty good, so far. It’s payday, the sun is shining, and I have absolutely NO desire to do any work.
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Any awesome weekend plans?
I do, but I think I am going to stay close to home all weekend. I need to catch up on some sleep and take it easy! I think I have a benefit concert of some sort on Saturday evening, but I really don’t think I want to go that much.
You?
Pool on Saturday, cookout Saturday night, Father’s day on Sunday.
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But it’ll end up 8 times more chaotic than that.
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If you don’t want to go to the concert, don’t go. Just chill for a nice change. I want to go see The Proposal. It sounds funny.
My roommate is playing, so I feel obligated…
Your weekend sounds awesome! I hope it goes well!
*sighs*
Is it really Father’s Day?
Yes…and I need gift ideas.
Anyone?
Gift card to Home Depot is what I am giving.
Sports tickets?
A nice book.
How about a naughty book gv?
Now that is an
!
Aren’t they the same thing?
I second Malicite: Sports Tickets
Sex is always a good 8D gift
Dude, we’re talking FATHERS DAY here…ahem…FATHERS DAY!!! Omg that is 10 types of wrong!!!
He/she is one sick roadkill!!!!
okay for husband who is a father–could lead to more fatherhood though
My father doesn’t have to hear from me for a change.
*squeeze*
Why is that aiki?
Sorry, that wasn’t clear. That is my gift to him.
Usually when I call it is to do work. We have had a lot of work recently so I was going to give him a break for father’s day.
Aaaaaaw…I am sure he will appreciate that. *scratches tiger’s head*
*Squeeze*
Happy Friday all!
Aiki!!
.
*SQUEEEEEEZE*
*Squeeeezes again*
You have been squozen.
I just started work and I already can’t wait for it to be done. It will be a long Friday.
Hello! Ditto. I looked at the clock and it was only 9 AM.
*does the happy works half-day Fridays dance*
Oh, ummmmm, sorry chums!
Half day? I hope you are doing something fun for the rest of it.
Hmmm, I wish. Friday afternoons are the only time I can seem to find to laundry and clean house. I run like a mad woman while the kids are down for naps, trying to get as much done as possible before they wake up.
When do you get some ‘me’ time exactly?
Idk…I’m looking to get my dad some for fathers day.
What is this “me” time you speak of? That was seriously the subject matter of our most recent argument at home. I need a vacation…
Chaz,
Are you getting your Dad a troll map? I am confused.
MsB,
This is exactly why I have been trying to conince my hubby to let me have my own wife. He just doesn’t get it.
*squeeze*
Hahaha no Jenny. Idk what I’m getting him. The maps are for me to give to fb trolls when they really need to get OFF fb and BACK to the cave where they come from. Thankfully, my dad isn’t a troll. …that would be most unfortunate… *cringes at the thought*
Ms B & Jenny — You MUST have ‘me’ time! MUST MUST MUST!!!!
You know the adage … If Mom Ain’t Happy Then Nobody Is. It doesn’t have to be something huge. Grab a GF and have a mani/pedi or coffee. Doesn’t take long.
Ok, Jenny and Leila, let’s meet at the salon tomorrow afternoon. Deal?
HELL YEAH!!! See you there.
Ooh, can I join? It’s been a LONG time since I’ve had a girly day.
Of course Lurk! Anyone is welcome to join, except husbands and kiddos.
IUL, of course you can! The more the merrier. *squeeze*
*makes mani/pedi appointments for us girls*
Ooh! I’m in!
it swings both ways
Like the catflap?
hahaha! thought that might be on its way.
Just like the catflap, butt exit only
*squeezes the catflap*
*squeezes one out by mistake*
sorry about that
Was that a granny queef?
That’s what it tasted like…
*barf*
I am NOT going to clean that up.
gaynorvader, are you hungry?
Uh… hmmm… nevermind — I hope you and Granny have a nice lunch. *sneaks away quietly*
*takes Mal and washes his mouth out with antiseptic*
You will thank me later.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit(TM)!
*English accent*
Fabulous!!
Sorry if I’ve offended anyone
HMPH!
*is offended*
*is sorry*
*giggles*
*tickles Moomin and Leila*
Heeeeeeeee!!! Stop that. *giggles*
Bleach… i need bleach!
*splashes aiki with bleach*
There you go buddy.
OWWWW IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!
So, what are you saying about the Granny – that she has a fire crotch?
*OMG
did I really just type that* *shacks head – I’m just not sure who I am anymore….*
Snatches back the “shacks” and throws up a “shakes” and hopes that GV or Chaz doesn’t eat it*
You callin’ me fat?
Ohhhh … look, a cute albino tiger!!! Hey there little buddy, where did you come from??
My fur! You couldn’t use color safe bleach Leila?!
*gets colored sharpies and starts drawing tiger back*
I am very sorry I lost my head, please forgive me all FB ers.
Lies. You were planning and plotting this all along!
LOL gigeoxy no I wasn’t.
Go Eagles!!!
thanks for the support Peter the great LOL.
It is hard to believe that you can hang with us as much as you do and NOT know that this would piss people off. I really don’t get you or what you are trying to do here.
Must be a really elaborate and waste-of-time joke.
You have been posting your comment number each and every day. You get all excited when you’re in the top 25. I find it very hard to believe you “lost your head”. You have been losing respect with me, and today it’s completely gone. Stop being a troll, and stop sucking up.
how do I become a frizbeetarian? *squeeze!*
*sigh* Thanks Granny. Sorry I lost it there.
Hugs fluffy LOL. One thing is I do get excited not booorrriiiinnnggg.
Do you hate me so much that forgiveness is not in your soul.LOL.
At first glance it looked like the car drove under the swingset and got stuck. Pretty funny misinterpretation fail.
So, how did they get the swing set up on the car?? If it just drive under it the legs would not be off the ground … inquiring minds want to know … any bored engineers out there want to answer?
They probably just lifted it up and had someone drive under. Those types of swing sets aren’t that heavy if you pick up a side at a time, and if they had a person per pole, it would be cake.
Had to be all guys — I can just imagine the conversation —
-Dude, my old lady says I hafta move this swing set – do you have any tools to take it apart?
*Aw, no Dude, no need to take it apart lets just pick it up and carry it.
-But, Dude, she wants it over at her sisters house!
*Oh Dude, that too far to carry it.
-I know Dude, so do you have any tools?
*No, Dude, I don’t, But, hey Dude, is that your car?
-Yea…
*Well, Dude, lets just put it up on top!
-Huh – Dude?
*Yea Dude — me and these other dudes we’ll pick it up and you just drive under it…
-Whoa – Dude – great idea …
I used to use my backyard swingset as a ladder to break into my house, it was that light.
That looks like the most fun swing ever! Forget the playground down the street!
I agree.
The vistas change as you swing.
Hey, I used to have a car like that. Same color, even. I remember vividly the salesman telling me that he knew from personal experience that the trunk would hold a 6-foot-tall body.
Ergo, I think that swingset is meant to be a diversion.
Malicite is six foot + …
Run Mal!
RUN!!!!!!
So is Brewski!
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*makes a mental note to never buy a care from that salesman*
*uses a slingshot to take out the e on the end of care*
I just auto-converted it into
‘makes a mental note to take care when buying from that salesman’
*wonders how often my auto-convert makes me misinterpret stuff*
*hides in the truck*
Ohh…a perfect fit!
Probably more comfortable than the trunk we were gonna put you in.
Wow … guess Mal didn’t read my warning did he?
ZzzzzzZZzzZzZZZzz
shhh he is sleeping with the fishes. (not sure if fluffy is involved yet)
You…killed…Malicite?????
No worries Leila — he was fake anyway. I am sure he will “respawn” just as good as new – however good that was since he can’t raise a fist full of monopoly money over his head ….
Hey Elsa ~ Is that really you or an impostor?
Where is Brewski by the way??? Did anyone check the trunk of LCB’s car?
Dunno. Haven’t seen him?
Hey — I saw you up thread already — you escaped!! I see you have shortened your name – no longer a bored engineer?
That was a one-off… SkwerrlyBob was trying to get BondFan to shorten his name. So I lengthened mine for one post as a joke.
That’s not nice, Brewski.
*SNORK*
Hi LCB! *squeeze*
Hi!
*squeeze* right back atcha, babe!
In fact, you should be truncated for that. Into the trunk you go. Cate will be along shortly.
Is she cute? Is she of legal age?
Does she know the rules?
*pounds on trunk lid*
Hello??
Oh shit honey, I think Junior fell off the swing back there on 5th Ave.
Well, maybe that’ll teach him to hang on better!
I dont know why I suddenly have a craving for Burger King?!
Maybe it is the Creepy King driving the car…
Ooooooh! Bad Creepy King! I can’t stand those commercials!
As creepy as he is, it doesn’t stop me wanting his cheesey whopper.
Ok, now the commercial where he shows up in bed makes more sense.
How do you know its cheesey? The rest of him is hard plastic — does not sound comfortable to me.
Dirty minds. This is all I meant.
the really creepy commercial is the Quiznos commercial where the worker and the toasting oven are discussing shammy rub downs and the new footlong torpedo sub … and how much the oven likes having the worker put the sub in him….
*snork*
I think those ones are funny!
True – they are funny, but disturbing and do really want to eat that sub after what those two have done with it? Do you remember the Quiznos commercials with the dancing, singing rats?? I just can’t make myself eat at Quiznos …
I thought this was the best part of any Quiznos commercial, teehee!
-stares-
I like subway =) except their most recent commercial is the WORST. It’s the one where the people randomly dance and sing about 5 dollar footlongs in the store and then leave…
5. 5 dollar. 5 dollar footlongs…
*twirls around, flapping arms*
“Go ahead just put it it me … and when you are done we will sell it to those people out there in line …”
You don’t like seeing them insert that 12-inch torpedo in that warm hole?
I know I do not want to eat it afterwards!
Elsa, are you having an identity crisis or what? Your avatar keeps changing!
Don’t look at me! I have no control over that quilt square.
I have squares to spare.
I did not know the king made grille cheese sandwichs.
in between your buns?
no…on top.
Can I have a dip?
Do you have 3x the meat like the picture?
Is he still measuring?
I think that he is having triuble locating his meat. Stay tuned…
the dude in the pic drove through a playground because of that same craving
Failblog wrong again, this is full of win.
Before I forget —
Happy Father’s Day to all the daddies on FB. May you always be good to your kids as they will always need a male figure in their lives.
And if they happen to belong to a same sex couple (female) there’s plenty of fails here regarding male….um….. figures. *goes to hell*
Hey Chez — didja know that is the name Chastity Bono is now using as she is becoming a man … Nothing wrong with the name — just seeing it made me remember that … although I am a bit concerned that I knew to start with, let alone that I remembered it … *scratches head in confusion*
*scratches elsa_mama’s ears in confusion*
Is that what’s her face’s daughter (soon to be son) … um, Cher? They showed bits of gender transformation surgery once on NatGeo. It hurt to watch.
Yep — Sonny and CHer’s daughter Chastity has decided she is really a man and is having “gender reassignment surgury” and will use the name Chez. Which is fine – but I do have to wonder what they will use to create her new male parts – and I am sure not even Viagra will get them working. Prolly use a pump …
*scratches Leila’s back in confusion and distress*
I can look it up but I don’t think we want to know, do we elsa?
*scratches elsa’s butt confusing it for her own*
*slaps Leila’s hand* No, no I do not want to know. We’ll just let Chez’s first girlfriend worry about it …
Ow! okay, okay.
I still want to know how Chez will get it to salute though.
Well, then you better look it up — but I think they have pumps that fill a balloon or something with air inside the “flag” usually they put the pump in one of the accompanying structures — I wonder how true to life Chez’s equipment will be??
I am too scared to look it up.
*can’t help but play Pump song in her head*
Well – maybe someone will look it up for you and report back — who do you think would be best for this assignment?
gaynorvader or granny
Usually a pump. There is the option of pneumatics now though…
Pneumatics — I bet that could give a girl quite a ride …. not sure i want to try it though
I believe it’s actually “Chaz” rather than “Chez.”
I find it interesting that by having surgery & taking some hormones, Chaz will finally legally be allowed to marry a female partner, which she’s not currently allowed to do. There are not enough
’s in the universe …
I’M Chaz. He’s Chez.
Father’s Day is a holiday to celebrate Daddy’s (and sale cards)- if your family deems you a Daddy than celebrate it. If not have a double Mommy Day. No going to hell necessary.
DMD –> Double Mommy Day. It fits for mother’s day too.
LOL chez. Save me a seat will ya?
Funny, I asked and your name is already on the reservation list three times.
Yay!!!
Oh wait…
Dude just wanted to broadcast his love of Swing (clicky) without having to buy all that expensive audio equipment!
-stares-
Wow – that was a surprise! I expected something darker from you.
I’m not dark, just shadowy.
-stares-
Also, playing fallout 3 got me into 50’s(ish) music.
Hey, if he can see it’s a lot less trouble than taking it apart, putting it in a U-haul and putting it back together (incorrectly more often than not) when you get to the new place.
OMG! SOMEONE ELSE WITH ALMOST THE SAME FIRST NAME AS ME!
OMG!! You are right!!!!
Look — there’s another one!
OMG! Similar names EVERYWHERE!
*universe implodes*
No no, that was just a similar universe.
THIS MAN WAS OBVIOUSLY playing too much GTA4
Or too little, given how he got stuck
The Moomin is for sale? I bid 100USD!
I’m trying to raise a million dollars to pay for asking questions
“I’ll buy that for a dollar!”
“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me”
*SQUEEZE*
“No donation, no salvation.”
*Steals fire truck and races off to Fruitbat*
I miss GTA2.
*tries to raise a million dollars over his head and fails*
a million dollars in pennies is heavy!
Mal — you have a million dollars???
*looks around*
I have several copies of Monopoly…
And, you could not raise the monopoly money over your head???? Hmmmm…. starts to think that Mal’s avatar pic is a *gasp* fake!
Look at the pixels!!!1!!111!!!!!
Look at the pixels!!!11!!!!!1!!!!
Yep — he’s all pixels and no muscles! And he wanted us to think he was a real man *haruumpf* I feel so cheated and cheap! *whispers* Do you think Granny knows?
So when he said he got boinked this morning, that was all photoshopped too?
IDK – I am not sure we can trust anything Mal says anymore –
*raises Moomin 2 millions and remains stoic*
*Changes Wakka’s overdrive mode to stoic*
More like Crazy Taxi —
this seems like a win to me
he is transporting that game
He’s got game!
He’s a playa!
Honey look what I found at the park.
It’s the ultimate hoarder’s dream!!!!
E buona giornata. Come va?
It seems pointless to try and have a conversation with him lately. He comes in posts once and takes off…
I was just gonna say … *shakes fist at Emperor*
What is more important than us anyway?
Obviously it should be nothing! What is with people and their messed up priorities lately. We are waaaayyyy more important than anything they have to deal with in the real world!
I know! *smooch*
I’m sorry once again, this time it was my father that interrupted. Him being home is putting a wrench in my blogging.
*squeezies and apologies*
Give it to your dad for Fathers Day.
Hmph…that car needs better camouflage. Maybe a picnic bench would work better…
I would choose a ghillie suit…
I’d nail one of those spring-things to my car. Imagine being driven down the street riding one of them. Weeeeeeeeee.
I would just nail…you.
And ride me like a spring thing?
…till the cows come home.
Why do you have cows in your house?
Curse you and your lack of i m a g i n a t i o n Failgods!
*goes down on knees and shakes fists at the sky*
*joins the Moomin’s cursing, kneeing and fisting towards the sky*
*joins in the cursing and flipping the bird towards the sky*
*joins in and flips the Avis too*
Hey!! We love Avis!! Stop that!
She is a bird right? We are flipping birds? Doesn’t hurt them I hope.
Just make sure that if you flip them, say, three times clockwise you then proceed to flip them three times COUNTERclockwise.
Dizzy birds are a Very Scary Thing.
Did Charlie Parker play with Dizzy Gillespie? That would make a Dizzy Bird.
Pretty jazzy comment Brewski!
This whole thread is for the birds.
Imaginaaaaaaaation!
*makes rainbow motion with hands*
Omg it just said that my comment is awaiting moderation! Why?
did you use a naughty word???? Bad Chaz! *slaps Chaz’s wrist*
Ow!
*hangs head in shame*
..sorry =(
Did you use the word ‘i m a g e’ or similar?
Ohhhhhh! I said “i m a g i n a a a a a a t i o n *makes rainbow motion with hands*”
♪ !magination… it’s your creation.
Come on Barbie let’s go party… ♫
OoooOOOooo! That’s a fun Friday earworm!
*flies up to look behind clouds*
*buys The Moomin and runs the hell out of here*
You’re mine!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaall mine!!!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!
Hey!
Aren’t you going to take me too?
You left your shopping on the counter!
Of course I am taking you too silly Moomin! *squeeze*
Oh crap!!! It is storming here is Chicago — AGAIN.. My son was suppose to get out of the hospital for the afternoon to go to a Cubs game .. Come on everyone help — RAIN RAIN GO AWAY MATT NEEDS TO GET OUT AND PLAY!!!!!
That sucks elsa
*wears loin cloth and dances around while chanting*
NO MORE RAIN!
NO MORE RAIN!
yep — he has been admitted for the last TWO MONTHS. Everytime they even think about sending him home he runs a fever. One of the nurses on his floor had the tickets — right behind home plate — and she gave them to matt to get him out for awhile…. he will be going fro transplant soon and then it will be at least another month before he can go home .. not the life for a 14 year old, well not the life for anyone really.
Opps — busted – forgot to change my name back —
IT WAS YOU!!!! lol
Me too
*shakes his fist at the sky*
*joins in the fist shaking, again*
We have had the wettest June I’ve ever seen. I’m supposed to live in a desert for goodness sake! Not Seattle!
…was going camping this weekend, for 3 days…
Alas, not any more – rain and thunderstorms.
I like rain.
because it keeps all the vomit in the alleys nice and moist?
No, alley vomit’s only good for cleaning! Because it’s refreshing!
FIRST
try this game!
don’t need to register. It’s nice!
Good day for all of you, from Portugal!
mr.ba.mybrute.com (just copy and paste on your browser)
1988 Chevy Nova win!!!
i use to have an ‘87 Nova!
Forget work … who is working the bar today?
*hands Leila a shot o’ 1800*
Lime?
Please…and thank you!
I am back and I am third ….hahahahahahhhahahahahhahah
I kill me sometimes.
Yep. You killed yourself.
Bye!
*removes two (2) eagles, on general principle*
I don’t think eagles are an endangered species they way they respawn on this guy.
I’ve noticed that.
I suspect that they’re Photoshopped, though.
*rubs against the albino tiger in a friendly greeting*
*removes the remaining eagles* He doesn’t deserve any at this point and time.
Leila did you not see my above post. LOL
Who said that?
I don’t know Leila but whoever it was i think it was the wind
Prove yourself buddy without saying about any numbers…
There are as many fingers on your hand. I am the bird is the word, LOL no I am the raptor that carries Kittens away, In one fell swoop my talons can rip out your heart.lolo Taya.
first
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
No more rhyming, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Poor guy has worked the swing shift at GM for so long it’s starting to wiegh him down.
It’s that or the concept of park and ride commuting has him a little confused.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
*applauds*
For any other newbies and not-so-new-bies out here, here we go again. If you want to be accepted here on failblog, any of the following posts are going to get you instantly ignored and disliked.
1. first! (second, third, etc)
2. Did he die?
3. That’s not a fail, that’s a win!
4. That is so fake, it’s obviously photoshopped!
5. How come nobody talks about the fail??
6. Anything hostile, racist, bigoted, or nasty.
Violators risk being shunned or permanently banned. We now return you to your regular programming. Thank you.
Well, first, did he die? That’s NOT a fail, that’s a win! Of course, it WAS Photoshopped, but since we’re not talking about the fail anyway, let’s get nasty!
SHUN! SHUUUUNNNN!!
*snickers*
Come to Candy Mountain with us WhoaNellie! Yes! Come to Candy Mountain!
My hubby hates Charlie
Gee Brewski can you not say my name?. Hostile????? all my jokes where done in humor just making lite of this site blog. The LOLcats have never treated my badly and always make me feel welcome there. Getting me banned for what saying first, come on now get it together. You have not said a word to me all for 2 months thats hostile, not even a good morning. I have said several nice things to you.
WhoaNellie what ever LOL.
Leila when you first came on here you where considered a troll why? I don’t know I asked how are you.
It hurts the way some of you treat people here. I would even treat a dog that way. Learn to roll.
Brewski’s post could have been directed at dcLasfds4353252.
*pats 5 Eagles*
What the…holograms! I knew it!
I said I was sorry.
5 Eagles, have you ever seen me make a f*st comment?
Anyway, get over it! We’re just ribbing on you cuz you made it easy.
Come sit here and let’s sing kumbaya. It’s Friday and we should all be happy.
*squeeze*
I am very sorry Leila I also jumped down your throat too. I have a lot of trouble following the language and humor.(Thank the creator for spell check LOL.)
Eagle, it was only partially directed at you. Notice that my post was right below yet another “First” post. And your violations have been mostly minor, that is why many people have been interacting with you. I should have been clearer: banning is reserved for hostile and abusive posters, which thankfully isn’t very common. However, intentional or not, you have on occasion been hostile towards others on this blog. That was a while ago, so I’ve been willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. But I haven’t forgotten those past episodes, either. Please, just follow what I put up above. And I apologize if you felt I was shunning you, I actually haven’t meant to.
I am so sorry I jumped down your throat Mr Brewski.
I have a lot of trouble following the language and humor.(Thank the creator for spell check LOL.)
*beats WN with a wet noodle*
Take that!
And that!
Ok, here’s a question. On the tatoo fails a few days ago I very much wanted to ask: “Did he dye?” but restrained myself instead. Now that I have finally managed to Houdini my way out of the restraints I wonder where on the shun scale such a comment would have landed me.
Hmmm. That wasn’t even in the form of a question. I need more meds.
Actually, that would have been really funny! We do often mock the posts I listed above. I didn’t mean to come across like we’re all a bunch of tyrants and watch-what-you-say-or-you’re-toast. I guess I can see where that would confuse some of the relative newcomers. I’ll try to lighten up. It’s been a difficult day for a number of reasons unrelated to FB.
We’re not tyrants? Aw, man!
*shuffles away disappointedly*
Shun scale: 1 to 10
(1 = minor offense and 10 = deplorable)
You get a 9.5
LOL scale: 1 to 10
(1 = meh and 10 = *snork* hella funny)
You get a 12.34567928
Dang. That knocks me out of medal contention.
Still, I’m gonna win that “Least Competitive” award even if it means whacking someone’s knee with a lead pipe.
never thought that a cat of your caliber could have so much violence in her.
This looks more like success actually.
Really? Can explain how you came to that conclusion? Remember to show your work.
(4x^3 + 2y^2) / SQRT 2 = z^5 – pr * e^PI
8x^3 + y^2… Wait…Where am I?
The answer is 42.
But you did not show your work.
*holds work to laptop monitor*
There…see?
It’s all taken from another source. I think it got blown up to make room for an interstellar highway though.
Mt. McKinley?
Bye all, have an awesome weekend!
>.<
Parking canopy fail
I count this a win.
Ahhh, my first time visiting this site and here is a picture from my hometown, Lafayette Louisiana. I worked at that Burger King for a year, in fact…
And yes it is Lafayette, I worked at that Burger king in 2002 were you the tall red head Adam?
Not I. I am 5′8″ and have brown hair. I started in September or October of ‘02 and quit about a year later. I worked the specialty board and front cashier.
We got it from my sisters house all the way to my mom’s house (like 12 blocks) And because we got it all the way, I think that’s a WIN. Come on WIN!
*burp*
Photosho’d
dumbbbbassssss
LOOK! THE FAIL JEEPS IN THE BACK!
Oh teh noes!
It’s the GTA 4 swingset of doom FOR REAL!
Nature weeding out the stupid!
Weeding out in what way? Did this person get destroyed or something?
hey i bet if you park it, you can do the glitch on the first island.
It’s so fail it’s a win
no one notices the burger king in the background lol (my friend told me that :]
I that same model car.
1987 Chevrolet Nova
GTAIV anybody?