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lawl penis
mine’s actually bigger
wow,im shocked
It isn’t very impressive on a 21″ screen. I’d have to turn the resolution way down for it to be even close to be capable of causing any vibrations, let alone shocks.
surprisingly, this shows up a lot in halftime shows… I wonder why?
We had a drill just like that… I never saw it… damn you fail blog
wow wats wrong with u im a milli meter beater
It would be more fun if it was cheerleaders.
They have their own choreography on the left.
Gimme a V
Gimme a U
Gimme an L
Gimme a V
Gimme an A
Wooohooo!
shrinkball
LOL you dirty man.
*masturbates*
*hands over key to shiny new volvo*
This is a BMW fail.
*skips away happily*
lawless penis?
I fought the law and the penis won?
Makin’ cocks in the hot sun o/`
I fought the law and the penis won o/`
♪ Try using this symbol.
Thats what character map is for.
I think a couple nuts and a dick must have written this drill
What marching band is that?
SO glad you asked.
That is the University of Nevada (Reno) Marching Band.
Oh yeah… I was in that marching band from ‘89 to ‘91
oddly enough, my HS marching band did the same formation.
I’m in that band right now. Our section leader told us that pictures like this are not to be uploaded anymore. lol
looks more like the ebola virus
PENIS
PINGAS
PINGU’S
(I’m not sure he has one)
PANGAEA
PENGUIN
how did we get from penis to penguin?
awesomely
painfully
read the above comments
Can you use the word in a sentence please?
My name is Peter Nis, in school, when reading the roll, the teachers ask if Mr. P.Nis is present.
(Thing is, I actually do have a friend with this name, teachers used to always go; “Mr. P…Mr.Nis are you here?”)
So… do your parents… yanno, *like* you?
parenting fail.
*touches down*
Feather fetish?
It looks small to me.
We do call the feathers in bandhats “chickens”…well, most of us do. Some of us have more colorful names.
More colorful names for the hat feathers, that is.
Is it rugby or American football? Either way, they’ve odd shaped balls.
Odd shaved balls? iiieeuw!
It’s American Football. Rugby has less lines on the pitch because the players don’t need to stop for a breather every few minutes!
its rugbeard, you can tell by the penis on the field
HAHAHA! Brilliant!
Morning!
Morning!
Why thank you!
it’s marching band. believe it or not it’s actually considered a sport, mostly because hauling a big peice of brass around a field while blowing air into it isn’t as easy as it sounds
Preach it. Most of these scoffers wouldn’t last a second in a drum corps rehearsal.
Gotta say, though, that set’s pretty f’ing funny!
haha yes! i marched corps last summer and we actually had a penis set in our closer
was it Carolina Crown?
I don’t get it.
But I’t get you, trust me.
It’ll
hahahaha!
*jaws music*
Jaws, the Great White Shaft?
he’s always around when the meat’s out
I still don’t get it. Somebody else wanna try?
*stares blankly at picture* Nope.
I may not be perverted enough too see a penis.
It took me a moment or so to see it. But once you see it, it can’t be unseen!!
it LOOKS sort of like a dick, just… well, let’s say it got pushed in wrong and came out bent up
I wonder what they’re playing… a rusty trombone?
Well, they’re certainly blowing something…
They’re blowing their heads off.
I thought I saw a Dragonwriter!
*heared that in Tweety voice*
*erases ‘e’
I heared that too!
*steals errant e*
*spoke it in a Tweety voice*
*Hopes DW comes back so it can be completed*
*comes back*
*grins*
*vamooses*
Something by Limp Bizkit?
Or Soft Cell?
Maybe Third Eye Blind.
Maybe a song from Shaft.
Gland me your ear and I’ll sing you a song . . .
OK, as long as you play your organ too.
…and I’ll try not to sting out of key.
woooooooh i thought i would never get 6th YAY
make that 8th lol
you made it fail
i did
Hey You! Shadow of the Beast is way too hard, I could never get anywhere on it on the Lynx! I demand a refund!
*shakes angry fist*
Phallic formation?
I wonder what the white guys dribbling down the side are meant to be?
Careful now. You’re pushing your luck!
I thought about that after I hit “add”.
I’ll engage my brain now.
Well.. they ARE dressed like seamen…
I like the sound of phallic drill! Wait, that’s not exactly what I meant.
I thought you were hammering it home.
You´d think as men they´d do it better. A little disappointing I must admit, at least they could stand straight.
Don’t get bent up about it. You’ll only make it harder for them.
Then let´s hope they can stand the whole performance. They´d be down in the mouth.
this post was my clue
I can’t be any one but me.
hehehe
It’s Phallic!
Perhaps a Band-wide prank? Or just a misshapen top hat or sumth’n?
It actually looks like they were trying to pull off a cutlass or something of the sort.
Off topic. I just saw a Thai patient who came in and said:”I feel hard my ass”.
Do they have potatoes in Thailand?
Come to think of it, that was probably “hurt”, not “hard”.
Are you sure it wasn’t ‘hot’? Maybe his potato is overdone.
Maybe it was ‘hat’. Maybe he has a problem with asshats.
come on, grow up…
hihi, he said penis *facepalm*
HAHA SO FUNNY
FAIL: 6-year-olds have taken over this blog
HELP! We’re being invaded by ‘old’ people. Eeeek!
*slowly walks in with a walking stick*
*holds ear trumpet to ear*
Whaaat?
Oi, Grandad!
*makes rude sponge fingered gestures*
*runs away to play on your lawn*
Tell us a story of the good ol’ days!
Up hill! Both ways! In the snow!
We had NOTHING back then! You spoiled little brats have no idea how life was. You’re living in luxury, I tell you! You all wouldn’t last a minute without your fancy cell phones, shoes and clothes. I was happy when I found some barbwire to wipe my ass with it!
That’s one way to clear your piles.
*Stares at AE abd AB wide-eyed, in rapt attention*
What happened next?
Went to school in a one room schoolhouse, and the teacher knew how to teach! Didn’t take crap offen the kids like nowadays….had a whip! And used it, too. Whhhy he’d have that drill team straight as an arrow he would….no sagggy phallic drill for him!
*ponders for a moment*
What’s a ‘phallic’?
*Looks at AB in wide-eyed innocence*
Granny Annie?
*covers GV & Patrica’s poor innocent eyes* Yep, itsa mens. Thats what it is. Put that thing away, now, Granny…
*collapses and foams at the mouth*
What does it taste like?
*reaches towards it*
AAAARGHHHH! *runs away*
wait a second……
*runs back*
Good Lord, chile, don’t put that in your mouth!! You gots no idea where thats been. *pauses* Well, I gots a good idea where its been…..but you pay no nevermind to that, go outside and play!! Kids today you got to make’em do everything…why when I was a kid….
Okay!
*Runs outside to play in the rain*
its anything shaped like this!
*opens trenchcoat*
sorry Patricia, but it had to happen
Grey hair and lots of wrinkles?
*lifts wrinkles*
*parts grey hair*
There it is there! ok?
and a runny nose?
Heehee! It’s funny-looking!
circumcised? no its just wear and tear
Let me sit down for a minute… Then… errr…. where was I?
*falls asleep*
*shakes AE*
Wake up, Grandpa! You’re driving the damn car!
And then that %$#@ German shot me!
*shows scar*
*shuffles towards AE and raises cane*
*falls over*
*roffles at grandad Czuhc*
*crawls to library and looks in old dusty dicitionary*
%$&*
I could have sworn it was “cain” in my days!
DELETE DELETE!
I thought I had written “cain” initially!
*tosses reading spectacles in bin*
*rusty voice*
Vanna go for a third round, Belgier? Ve have shown you tvice, I can show you who’s boss again!
*tries to stand up, falls back in chair*
*croaky voice*
Have I told you the time my batallion stormed Shanghai? It was the-Hngggghhhh…
*falls asleep*
Tiananmen Square? I thought you were Japanese, not Chinese!
*wakes up*
Whu? Oh, as I was saying, it was the summer of 1937, and we were-Zzzzzzz….
*falls asleep and snores*
Haha, remember the Battle of the Ijzer! (clickie)
*starts pulling at sluice gate wheel*
*cracks a rib*
*lies on ground*
*starts singing softly to himself*
♪
Let’s bury the hatchet
Let’s bury the hatchet
Let’s bury the hatchet in the Kaiser’s head…♪
I do remember that battle – I was there! Same reason why I remember Verdun, Stalingrad and Berlin. I almost won each battle alone!
*shows scars*
I remember the Battle of the Bands 1967!
*shows scars*
I remember Biohazard live in the mid 90s.
*shows crooked nose*
Rumour hazard that you were born like that.
Dang(er)! Who told you that? Truth is a friend gave me a headbutt during the concert (he didn’t mean to). Broke my nose on stage…
Now, you listen here you young whippersnappers, you! *squeezes all the whippersnappers*
I walked five miles to school . . . uphill.
And walked six miles home . . . in the dark . . . uphill.
Dodging dinosaurs both ways!
and suppressing the urge to laugh at their penises
I wouldn’t laugh at a T-Rex penis, because a) I think it’s a little larger than mine and b) He might react angry.
and c) your legs are full of water?
Hehehe, holy shit, I’d prefer to get eaten by a T-Rex than getting shagged by it!
and you’d have to fake an orgasm at any rate
You only laugh once . . . *ominousness ensues*
Morning all!
Howdo GV.
Good morning!
Haha, the ad on the bottom of this page is killing me! It’s a banner from a website about erectionproblems xD
There’s no ad on my page!? You wanna clear your cache and remove your cookies and it might go away.
Do you maybe have Adblock?
I don’t know. That was a (lame) joke by the way. I insinuated that it was a personalised ad.
And a good morning to you!
Aaah, in that case: Hahaha.
Good morning! How do?
Special day today: 10th wedding anniversary!
*note to self: don’t forget to buy flowers*
Wooo!!!!
Congrats to you and your lady, Czuhc.
*pops the champagne cork*
*pours*
Congrats!
May you celebrate for another ten years! *raises glass in toast* Happy Anniversary, Mr. and Mrs czuhc!
Thank you, all of you!
*squeeze*
Congratulations, czuhc! May you and your wife have a very happy life for many more years!
*claps and shakes czuhc’s hand*
Oh, how did I miss this??
Congratulations to you and your lucky lady!
As BF and many more said,
May you have many more happy years together!
*toasts*
*congratulatory squeezes*
*Ambushes Moomin*
*Pounce!*
Moomin! Where have you been?!
*Smooch!*
Heeheehee.
*smooches*
Hullo. Mostly been in trouble. Popped on for lunchbreak to see how everyone was and about to bob off again now.
Hope you are well.
*squeezes*
Stop! Murderer! Someone catch that ad!
*substracts ad(d)*
There. It’s gone.
Capital punishment!
Divide and conquer?
That was never a factor.
*Sets up a committee for ad rights in order to get to the root of the problem*
*Tries to find a common denominator*
*gives up and eats a slice of (pi)e*
*metes out terrible punishment to capitals everywhere*
*whacks A-Z soundly*
*shuffles away leaning on cane*
it’s six o clock!:d
try…
mr.ba.mybrute.com
No!
J. A. M?
[whispers] Sssssh! [/whispers]
No! Go away… shoo fly, shoo!
*snickers*
Granny messed it up!
*sigh*
*still thinks Granny is fab*
*squeezes all*
sorry Betty, I didn’t know, but it was kind of obvious
*squeeze*
*flies off*
I’m not very good at being undercover.
*waves at Granny*
Don’t be so modest, luv.
I bet your hubby thinks you’re great at being undercover.
*waves and winks at wild-eyed pink lady*
Jizz Around the Mouth?
No comment!
*Jumps At Milf*
Just Another Man
Jollys Away Missionary
♫ Just Another Manic (Monday) ♫
Jam And Mikey. . .
*flees*
Jesus And Mary
Jiggles At Moomin. . .
Jumps Around Manically.
(Everyone’s out. Quick, run around like fools. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Jives Around Madly
(Wheeee… do you think they’ll notice anything odd when they return?)
Jostles Ancient Memories.
(Why, whatcha done?)
Jokes About Maths
(I don’t know about you but when I’m manic I make a mess)
*Jabs At Mess*
)
(Tidy it up, you’ll get me done
Just A Minute!
)
(You know I don’t do cleaning but as it’s for you!
Jitters Across Monitor
What are you up to now?
Jerks A Mile at GV’s appearance.
)
(We’re foiled Moomin
Jumps At Mattress, hides under quilt.
(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!)
Joins A Moomin under there.
(He can’t see us, right?)
Just A Minute,
Where did everyone go?
*Sniffs armpits*
Jinkies! A Mouth on a sponge!
(If he comes near, jump up and down under the quilt and pretend to be a ghost)
Jeez! Am Miserable now.
*pat pat*
You don’t smell, GV.
*waves B-bye*
Joyous Afternoon Meeting is over
*waves sadly*
I didn’t know dragon’s had armpits???
*pats GV*
*Jerks Awake Messily*
Thanks guys, of course dragons have arm pits (or fore leg pits if you prefer)!
*whacks Humberto with anti-spam mallet*
Ha, yes, this is the requisite phallic set that occurs at least once in every marching show of any merit.
And now you know the real reason we go to the football games. What game? I’m here to watch the band!
Me too! I heard this band does the best penis!
And they sack better than the offence!
Is that the Navy marching band? It looks like it’s full of seamen.
LOL
More men adjusting themselves in public.
Always playing their instruments. The ones that are playing with the ball(s) are coming later.
Oh…Marching Fail
We all start out as semen. Some of us just choose to take it up as a career.
You misspelled ‘up the rear’.
Cheeky!
*joins the marching band and blows horn*
POOP
Speaking of horns: Granny, can you please tell your people to stop this constant noise during football matches? It’s one year to go ’til the world cup and I HATE these horns already!
tell me about it, its even louder when you’re there! I think they’re pretty much set on them, there will be rioting if they try and ban the horns,
You should hear the local commentators, the guy sounds like he’s going to keel over every time there’s a goal, classic
You should see the hooligans we have over here. When Man U won over Chelsea last year there were riots in London.
I remember being at a match where the English supporters started tearing up the stadium and chucking seats at the Irish players. Talk about sour grapes!
Well, that at least has got something to do with the game. This horn blowing seems to be completely independent from what happens on the pitch. Can’t you orgenize another world cup for hornblowers? They can go to other arenas and have their own contest.
*organize
there’s one already its called the mother city queer project
*Hums ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.*
There are Hindu’s in the world,
There are Buddhists,
There are Mormans and Jews and then,
There are those who follow Mohammad(Ali) but,
I’ve never been one of them!
I’m a Roman Catholic,
Have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is,
They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm,
You don’t have to be a six footer,
You don’t have to have a great brain,
You don’t have to have any clothes on you’re,
A Catholic the moment Dad came because;
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God get’s quite irate.
That’s all I remember!
The Monty Python skit thats stays most in my mind is the classroom demonstration on ‘mounting the goodwife’. Oh, and the bunnies.
Good lady wife I believe!
(Sorry, I’m a bit of a Monty-head!)
I sometimes do the whole “Johann Gambolputty…” sketch at parties, to my wife’s despair.
Excellent!
I’m not as familiar with the flying circus as I’d like to be! 
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Well, dear, are you ready?
Inga: Yes, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Elevate me.
Inga: Now? Right here?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes, yes, raise the platform.
Inga: Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah… yes.
haha! What’s sad is that I think this is my band. I remember, about 5 years ago now, we had a set that looked JUST LIKE THIS. We all laughed about it when we saw it in our drill books. I was tuba #6.
*awwww*
*pat pat*
There, there. *giggle*
Wait. You mean like a tuba toothpaste?
Squeeze it. If you feel like brushing your teeth with the stuff that comes out, it’s toothpaste.
♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ; What happened to your avatar? I didn’t recognise you!
*squeeze*
Hi darling GV *big squeeeeze*
)
~ a little change-up ~ just for fun!
… not unlike a certain dragon I know …
(Can you tell what it is? A certain lady we know and adore suggested it might be “a sperm with whiskers” … oh, me!!
Well, I’d say it’s a birds-eye view of a marmalade cat on a blue floor, but I have a feeling birds don’t get such pleasant views of cats!
It’s the birds target view.
*snerk* (…and yes, if the bird’s up there and kitty’s down below, the bird is quite happy!) p.s. Yay! you can see what it is! *wipes brow*
I did think it was a sperm for a second, but only because of the current fail!
Skwerlly Bob taught us a trick how to enlarge avatars.
Put your face closer to the screen?
magnifying glass?
Squeeze it. If you feel like brushing your teeth with the stuff that comes out, it’s toothpaste.
Is that your line? Something like Arnold’s “I’ll be back”?
*wipes away tears of laughter*
Well, heehee, I…
*another burst*
of laughter, that is.
reminds me of the drill I borrowed over the weekend
reminds me of a borrow I . . . just canNOT finish that line.
*squeezes granny*
Good morow to you Swell floop…+squeeze+
*squeeze both*
looks like a drill i burrowed…
wow another failblog fail
doesn’t look like anything
whoops! Stop posting garbage.
Are you talking to yourself?
I’m afraid so.
LOLZ. He played a wrong note.
It is a peanuts, nice marching drill instructor, I think he/she has some issues.
I was in the marching band for several years. My freshman year of high school, one of the drill set formations took the shape of a giant sperm. Even better, the next few moves were a follow-the-leader, which made the sperm wriggle across the field. To this day I don’t know if the marching band director did it intentionally or not.
My first thought when I saw this was “who’s gonna dot the ‘i’
My second thought was who knows about the ‘i’
Those college band script sets are so lame and played out. Who’s got the time to watch them spend 4 minutes spelling one word? Not impressed. Check these guys out:
Brian, thanks for this clip! The memories came flooding back to this old marching band trumpeter. One of my many many many regrets is not trying out for a DCI corps.
Ok fine, but I think one must be really looking for penis in the above picture. You can find phallic shaped stuff anywhere.
But, thanks again Brian!
That was such an awesome show, I saw it at Drums Along The Rockies when the Cavies were in town. I’m usually a Blue Devils fan, (though this year I had to switch to the Bluecoats cause my best friend is in their guard) but I gotta say, cavies are still superb year after year.
Even though I am a cheesehead and had 2 friends in the Scouts I was always secretly a Devils fan. But I kinda like ‘em all really! Remember the Bridgemen from New Jersey years ago? Those guys were hilarious! But now I’m getting all nostalgic and teary-eyed and we can’t have that! Later!
Heh heh, love the Bridgeman! I was a Scout for several years…best experience of my life.
Its like the human etch-a-sketch Lol
I guess it depends what’s on your mind when you look a the picture… It took me a bit to see it…
“Sometimes a marching band is just a marching band…”
looks like ebola virus to me.
Yeah, seriously. I actually see a banana first off. Took me a few seconds to figure out what the “fail” is other than a bunch of dirty minds, LoL.
Looks like ebola virus:
http://incontiguousbrick.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/gpw-20050430a-fullsize-ebola-virus-cdc-phil-id-1181.jpg
Win!
Doesn’t look like it’s ready for any drilling though.
This is an epic WIN.
come on, you’re grasping for straws…
Par for the course with Failblog. LoL.
I’ve got some friends who write marching band drill for a living. I assure you, that was 100% intentional. WIN
Maybe there at Dick University
Is this a Gamecocks football game????
This one time, at band camp ….
But seriously, this reminds of the time the U of Dayton marching band tried a new formation for the classic “Hooked on a Feeling”. What was supposed to be a worm on a hook ended up looking like a sperm from the stands… too bad I can’t find a FAIL pic of this.
There is no way this is an accident. iThis cheese is burning me!
Meh, I’m sure if I went back through my drill books I’d find a million phallic drill sets from my days in color guard. To me it just looks like a normal set, but that’s prolly cause I’m used to it.
i was in marching band
and our instructor made a set of a penis going into an ass once
we confronted him about it years later….and he told us he did on purpose
The bad thing is, I think this was my school, I would have been near the tip.
I certainly hope that this was simply a transition gone awry.
But, I do believe we have a *douche-drill-writer* win.
Not really. You’d be surprised at how many differnt sets out there will look similar (But not exact) to sexual things like that.
My band had a set, at a hold none the less, that was two droops that resembled brests. Didnt help that we had two soloist standing in the middle of the droops.
I actually used to march and the fact that this happened is just hilarious! Of course, I wouldn’t want to be one caught in the show… I would rather be in the audience for this one.
If you see penis, you are retarded.
nice!!!!!!!! YUM
Looks like drill written by Bob Buckner. Classic “Cock’n'Ball Set”
…I thought this would be a win…
thing is, im in band, in every field show theres at least one penis set. and they always seem to be the same. in fact, at first i thought that might have been my schools band
marching band and penis shapes dont go well together…my school’s band actually had one move downfield and turned into a spermlike shape…it was quite funny…but…undetectable
Uhoh…got a lil cauli at the base there… : /
the flag dancing people represent genital herpes
I think this one is a bit of a stretch. notsomuchfail
I say win
What? It’s Just an amoeba *wink wink* we get plenty of these sets in our show. I think our drill writer puts as many of these sets in our show as he can.
I kid you not, I think that is my high school marching band. Later in the set, we had a pulsing vagina. Seriously…
If you go to a Nevadan high school, then I think that this is my band too…
Fail? Or subtle win?
Is it sad that I just went through and read the entire comments page? The ones that know each other already are oddly entertaining, lots of puns
Same reason I like Shakespeare. For the seshual puns.
yeah yeah, DRILL set is ready to DRILL the other failed drill set.
you guys should be able to get it
its a cannon!!
i lost the game xD
Apparently, a few years back, our marching band had a set like that. It was during the song “All That Jazz”, too.
OH GOD.. THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE? Fail on myself and whoever came up with that drill.. Thank GOD it was still in the middle of the set (still marching so that thing’s almost instantaneous, ALMOST)…
Steven Haggemeier is at it again. Our drills every year would have one of these in it…
wtf?? im im in that band
Last year for our big senior show our Drum Major wrote the drill. She made this form that was supposed to be a comet but it just looked like a giant sperm cell. I wish I had a picture of it to place next to this one. lol
I actually was in a Marching Band. Anyone else who is also knows that since the Drum Majors are on the field, this is the opening set of the show.