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Awwww, it’s NOT Happy Fun Ball!
(the clickie for the real Happy Fun Ball)
this is the woman’s period model. for times of depression
They just put the eyes in the wrong place.
I’d be sad too if I was filled with hot air and my life consisted of being beaten and kicked around by a bunch of snot nosed kids…..*thinks for a moment*
*cries*
*tissue* Maybe you would get lucky and be one of the balls thrown around in a pool during spring break?
ROFL! I’m soooooo signing up to be one of those balls in my next life…well that or a womans locker room.
Go with the ball. Trust me. Womans locker room=yuck. You can’t handle the truth.
Agreed. *shudder* bad memories of high school gym class…
But what if instead you were a ball used at the beach, but was then left and forgotten. Eaten by sharks.
no shit sherlock o.o
no. they just turned the mouth upside-down using photoshop… badly using photoshop
Usually on stuff like this, there is a face on both sides. They just have it turned so you can’t see that.
Your plastic pal who’s fun to be with
You’re a mindless jerk who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes!!!
Epic froody WIN.
I *AM* a cool frood who knows where his towel is
Does anyone here not know where his or her towel is?
an un-smily! However you spell it
The package never said anything about be a happy ball just a beach ball.
Jules, it has a great big smily face on it, but man i’d buy it. almost has funny as the barbie doll with a white body and black head.
I’ve often thought there should be a word for an un-smile. ‘Frown’ isn’t quite right.
New-Speak?
reverse-happy?
Haxored
At the risk of stupid question, what is the “Haxored” meme? I have tried to look it up, but it doesn’t seem to make sense.
That’s because you dont have a Moomin to English dictionary.
Here you can use mine.
Once upon a time, Haxored wandered into a “Slogan Fail” and started posting. With each post his smiley got less smiley. So I tickled him.
If you read from this point to further down the page it may become clear.
http://failblog.org/2009/02/24/slogan-fail-3/#comment-296691
If you wait around a while, a moderated comment may appear pointing to where it all started.
*sigh*
Uh oh… *waits to get haxored at work*
*still doesn’t know what haxored does on FB*
*h4x0rs gigeoxy*
Serves you right for calling it a meme! (clicky)
There’s a Failblog-specific history, with a progressive series of smileys. I’ll let Moomin or Arthur explain it. (Hopefully Moomin’s reference will clear moderation.)
I know what haxored means! Just not in the failblog context.
Hmmm, my comment has vanished altogether now.
It was on the Slogan-fail-3. I tried linking to it, but it wouldn’t let me.
*looks*
So… a FBer (who was probably a troll) named Haxored was happy and progressively got less happy… I think I get it now!
Yus, and then was tickled.
Unless you scroll upward.
Ah I see it now too.
Geez, obscure reference to a comment in a fail from februari? That’s quite an impressive recollection!
I like ‘grump’, myself.
I “grumped” myself once, but the police asked too many questions to make it worthwhile to do again…
*spork*
That’s cause you were on a stage when you did it…AT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!
Pffft… The ball probably had smileys on both sides and they just showed half of each side to make it look as if it was frowning… Being that you can see the line that splits the ball in half… I’m sure the creator would put eyes on one half and a smile on the other.
That’s true. Not a real fail.
That’s what I was thinking. Glad to see I’m not the only one to notice!
Actually it’s photoshopped. Look at the pixelation around the mouth.
The eyes and mouth are stickers you add after the thing is blown up. They put the mouth on upside down so that they could submit it to this site and morons could think that it was made like this
It’s a sad day to play ball.
maybe it was afraid of drowning
The eyes are photoshopped
That’s a Haxored.
*tickles beachball*
*squeeze*
Don’t be mad, Leila.
*tickle*
Are you doing that for play?
*giggles*
Okay. Okay. Stop!!!
Hammertime? or peetime?
Collaborate and listen?
Lets turn that frown upside down!!!
*turns laptop upside down*
Doesn’t help.
*stands on head*
that’s better.
I’d buy that!
…and give it to the kids to play with in that playground at the beach in Belgium.
No, it’s for Oprah kids in Africa.
2ND
*is disappointed, thought God could do better*
*never knew the Lord’s name was in fact Joe*
Perhaps he’s a god rather than the Christian God.
Ah, but surely his name would be “Joe is a god” rather than” joe is god”?
Normally I’d agree with you, but this is the internet and as such it’s possible (s)he’s not using correct grammar. The excessive use of caps lends weight to this suggestion.
True. But why would he be using the Internet? Isn’t that below his powers as a deity?
Not if (s)he’s a minor god with little to no power…
Wiki is the secret to God’s omniscience. He works in mysterious ways as people sabotage the entries.
Joe is dyslexic.
“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a god.” (click)
I agree with you Bob. That I will accept.
A dyslexic dog, what are the odds?
A recent study shows that 7/10 of the dog’s population suffer from dyslexia. Here’s the report to prove it.
*holds official report to monitor*
10/7? I’m glad I don’t have that problem.
*squeeze gaynorvader*
Yay!!! It’s FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
*Squeezes Leila*
Hello you, Friday kind of snuck up on me this week!
Snuck up on me too but I am not complaining.
Where is Toto?
He went back off with Jules.
What? I wasn’t informed.
We’re forming a pack to do dog stuff, chase rabbits, cars, tail, pee on things, you know normal dog stuff. He’ll have fun.
Please make sure he is safe. Also, have him call me every hour – I want to make sure he is ok.
If you don’t want him to come back with shaved balls I would speak up now.
Yes, mother.
Good point MRN!
*waves finger @ Jules*
You better NOT shave Toto’s balls!!!!!
Well, that’s no fun. I guess we will just have to go get tattoos then.
1) No shaving balls
2) No tattoos
At least we can still get piercings.
I know the perfect one.
Good morning Gbf and AE… +squeeze+.
It’s good afternoon here in London.
*squeeze*
London Ontario?
No, London, England. It’s the capital city of the UK, a nation off the coast of Europe, a continent across the sea from United States.
Oh I just read about the land across the big pond last month. And Avis and gaylorder and Pat told me about a place called United Kingdom. Did you know about the war there?. I lost two great elders there. Three went and one came back. Running Moon told us kids about a land across the big lake.
Why do you get insulting every so often?
Are you talking to me gaynorvader & Patrica? I hope I didn’t insult you.
Sorry I miss spelled you name wrong I deeply apologizes.
It’s okay, perhaps I’m overreacting; it just seemed a little snippy to me.
I was actually thanking you for teaching me about stuff.
Aaaaaaaaw…feel the FB love!!! That’s the danger about typed words, you can never get the tone across. Someone can totally misunderstand and think you are being insulting.
@5_eagles: I apologise deeply for taking offense, I thought you were making an inept insult by calling me ‘gaylorder’.
He is so blatentley taking the mickey day in day out. And you lot are far to stupid to notice.
There’s only so far you can take the Mickey before he starts to wonder how to get home.
… or too overly cautious to challenge it. As I say, it’s fun it watch either way.
Sorry, but I’m curious as to how someone can have not heard about the UK…
I was 30? before I saw a TV. I lived off the land with my people The wolf clan First Nations. Some of my people knew about the white mans world but did not live in it.
I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be laughing this much at this thread.
Why do you laugh Loz(enge)? Did I say something funny.
You can call me Loz. And no, sweetie, don’t mind me…
*whispers to Loz* I like to stand back and watch these exchanges myself.
Do you know there are tribes, just recently discovered, in South America that have had no contact with the outside world? Can you imagine the culture shock one could impose on them by just walking up and handing them an I-phone?
Do you know there are tribes, just recently discovered, in South America that have had no contact with the outside world? Can you îmagine the culture shock one could impose on them by just walking up and handing them an I-phone?
It’s so nice I had to say it twice.
Jules (and others): Have you ever seen the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy ? That’s essentially the premise. It is one of my favorite movies of all time. (click for Wiki reference)
Yes actually I saw that movie. It’s amazing that there are still tribes out there that have never been in contact with the modern world.
I want to be one of those people!
GBF – you will probably laugh at me. I put on a disney movie for my son and went to make my coffee – when the castle picture came on I distractedly said “yeah, that’s in the United Kingdom” Good thing my kids don’t listen to me anyway
What next – tell him that the London Bridge is in Arizona?
HAHAHAHA!
No… wait!
Havasu seen it?
But I heard it was falling down – in the Lake?
Is that one of those traveling monuments now?
One of many — the sisterhood of traveling monuments.
12.20pm GMT
It’s 7:42 am at my house. We just woke up for the day.
5:47 here the time that shows ☝ I have been at this since about 4:00am.
WIK wins the easiest to failblog friend easiest to determine time award.
Sheesh! Do you ever sleep, WIK?
Sleeping and personal hygiene are for wimps!
Like first ? LOL A.E
it is happy, but in a different way. (::)
emo ball ? : (
Can’t be. There’s no ridiculous girly hair.
Or cut marks.
You don’t want any hair whatsoever on balls!
well, do you disagree?!
I completely agree, hairy balls are unhappy balls.
I got one word for you: NAIR
Leila likes short shorts?
Not so much … I am always cold.
Even in the summer.
*wraps arms around Leila*
Really I think you look hot
*squeeze*
Actually out of everything I have used, a razor works the best. Preferably something with a lot of blades, like the fusion.
How do you get a clean shave? I mean, they are mis-shapen and stuff…
Just strech the skin out . Actually the razor does a nice job, My wife really likes them when their soft and smooth.
I’ve found razors work best too. Not that I’ve shaved many balls in my time…
Actually I think woman have it rougher. I have never cut them once, but my wife has cut herself several times shaving the bush.
Just remeber don’t slide a razor side ways.
OUCH!
*whimpers*
My friend recommends a beard trimmer…. she calls them her downtown clippers, lol
DISCLAIMER: I have yet to try this myself so I cannot be held liable for any mishaps related to this post.
I have tried trimmers and atleast for the balls they don’t work they tend to pinch the skin, which does not feel good.
*waves of emotions*
ACK! Ooooh…. 
well, ok 8)
Need…More…Coffeeeeee
*inserts coffee IV in Jenny’s arms*
There you go!!!!
Pours coffee. Extra dark. mmm.
I’ve never cut myself accidentally. Guess I’m just a pro!
Accidently? Have you cut yourself on purpose? and I don’t see what that has to do with coffee?
*rubs coffee into open wounds*
Too much information!
Oh come on Brewski, you’ve always wondered if Jules shaved the boys clean haven’t you? I have.
*pictures dog with shaved ‘boys’* eww. *shudders*
Just be warned, once you do it you can never go back. The itchy period were it grows back in will drive you nuts.
I know you’re right! Cactus privates are not fun.
You’d have to be real ballsy to go through with it.
Jules said nuts!!!
Itchy periods are never good!
Just remember to be kind to everyone you see because you never know what is going on in someone elses crotch. I mean life.
*SNORK*
Ingrown hairs aren’t much fun either.
I wouldn’t like cuts either…
I guess someone has a crappy day?
*Squeeze*
Wel how would you like to be kicked and squeezed and punched by loads of children?! (Not you granny!)
Granny wouldn’t be disappointed that the ball had a frown, but because it doesn’t come with the little girl like in the picture.
Well, for our chancellor Merkel that’s a big smile…
Her Wikipedia picture has a smile… sort of…
This is how Gordon Brown smiles. Clickie.
Warning – what is seen cannot be unseen. Don’t have nightmares!
Bahaha. I actually prefer his weird mouth twitch to that smile.
A good smile isn’t enough, though. We had a guy in charge here for 8 years who had the biggest sh!t-eating grin on his face all the time. Wasn’t my idea of good times.
That was more of a vacant, confused smile. And bless him, he was probably just trying to understand all the big words people around him were using.
A few years ago, somebody was putting a sticker on public pay phones (what few are left) around here that said something like, “Caution, Bush is listening – use big words.”
*SNORK*
*bush impression* STRATEGERY.
Don’t misunderestimate him!
February 29th!
*snicker a la Bush*
FAIL!!!
I am leaving now.
ahahahah, don’t leave. *hugs Leila*
I did hear him say something to the effect of Fiscal Year ending February 30th on tv.
I just about sh*t my pants.
Happy Ball is sad
I made the top 25 I am so happy.
Turn that frown upside down and you have a smile that
will last awhile.
i bet, that the happy face is on the other side and it’s not really a fail…
You think the ball has multiable personalities Hock?
Tis Janus, two-faced god of beachballs.
Looks like fun, but bops you on the conk.
Maybe the ball has UV ink that changes colors in the sun. Maybe it’s a happy face when it’s in the sun, and a sad face when there is no sun.
I was thinking the same Hockl. Maybe it’s two-face beach ball.
Pacman has run out of powerpills and sees Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde coming round the corner
You’ve been at the spirits again, Moomin. Tsk!
I think he has come down with the vapors.
I ex’spectre you’re right. How can we raise his spirits?
Lets not try anything too drastic, I would not want to spook him.
I’ve something that might cheer him up. I phantom some 80′s music he can play. WoooooOOOooooo!
That ghastly music! Maybe something out of the 90’s would be better.
I disagree. A bit of 80′s soul is just what he needs.
80′s music is ghoulish!!
*sigh*
*sorts out the 90′s tunes and a new cd for pr’apparition*
I agree with Leila I don’t know what would possess you to like 80’s music.
You just have no taste. 80′s music is phantasmic.
Some of the singers sounded like banshees.
Sidhe Cat and Siouxsie would disagree with you.
Well they are just paranormal.
…and transparent.
I like 80′s music; it’s happy!
Did you ever see the film Dead Man’s Curve? Apparently liking 80s music is a sign of a suicidal nature. Wooooo.
No Moomin! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*sobs*
I’m the least suicidal person of everyone I know! Suicide is the cowards way out!
Depends on how you commit suicide I guess.
No matter how you commit suicide; it’s always cowardly.
How about a suicidal attempt to save your loved ones from ravening hordes?
Suicide via rusty spoon would be a hard way to go.
Being suicidal is very different from committing suicide and no matter how you do it, it’s just a way of fleeing from your problems and causing grief to your friends/loved ones.
So we have a bunch of pun-run breakers here and no punishment? If I remember correctly, I was stripped of my diploma.
*actually enjoys listening to 80s music but won’t admit it publicly*
*commits Kamikaze on gaynorvader & Patrica the calf♀*
Hah! Proved you wrong.
*dies*
You can’t really “commit” Kamikaze, ZigiSamblak. I think the word you’re looking for is “Harakiri (NOT, as some people like to spell “Harikari”) or “Seppuku”. You’d need an airplane for kamikaze.
I am committed enough to commit Kamikaze.
I say if you can’t take him all the way back to the 60′s, then what are the classics for?
♪ Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ♪
(Great to see you! A rare *squeeze* from me!)
I’d be haunted by that tune, ‘cept I don’t know it.
(Thanks MRN. *squeeze*)
It’s not a grave mistake to not know it, but if you Google spooky lyrics you’ll get another pun out of my original comment.
Were you just dying to say that?
What is it looking at?
Inky, Blink, Pinky and Clyde.
And the last power pellet just wore off…
find ich jetzt nicht so lustig
that’s a pity.
Indeed.
Jawohl.
Ich finde es nicht so lustig.
Verb in second position unless asking a question.
*snot*
it saw the camera mans face and turned to a frown
not so funny
I like this very much, I want one.
does anyone else notice the- shall we call it digital static, around the mouth. its photoshopped.
FAIL.
ZOMG!!!1! T3H PIX3L5!!!1!!1 L00K!!!1!
YA I AGREE FAILBLOG FAIL!!!!ZOMGZ!!!
.
It’s actually been quite a while since we got such a classic photoshop troll post! All it needed was the word “pixels” in there!
He used a much more advanced term, “digital static,” in hopes of impressing the girls!
I’m not impressed.
I’m much more impressed my Brewski’s “pixels”.
“my Brewski”? Since when did I become yours, WIK?
*pauses*
*thinks maybe that’s not such a bad thing*
I‘m impressed!
*moves closer to ohyessir*
Maybe you have to play with it, to make him smile?
BTW, hi all FB’ers!
*squeeze*
Hello ??????? I can’t read you name.+squeeze+
You can call me Cherry. :p
*squeeze back*
Hi again Cherry, you’ve lost the lolspeak? Woohoo!
And yeah, playing with balls usually makes them smile. Unless your idea of ‘playing’ is ‘biting’.
Woohoooooo Loz!
Don’t make me use it again! :p
I just wanted to scratch it a little bit.
You never know, some balls are into that.
Uh oh… this reminded me of the BME pain olympics…
Huh? what happend there?
Google it… or don’t. It’s ten times worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
X_X
It would be better if I hadn’t google it.
*bites Loz and Cherry (just a little bit though)*
OUCH! You said just a little bit!
Balls that are being played with are happy balls!
That’s true. If you was a ball, you wouldn’t be happy if noone plays with you.
Hi, × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy ×, sorry, I was busy trying to find the solution to your name. I think it’s 42, if you assume x = 7.
Your idea would be great – a challenge for kids – figure out how to make the ball smile. Sort of combines a computer game challenge with actual, old-fashioned hands-on play!
Hiho MrN.
One day i’m gonna tell you the solution, you nearly got it. :p
I knew it, one day I’m gonna make the big money!
- COPYRIGHT -
No. The answer is always 42.
*looks around*
Right? Right?
Nope, you forgot to do something.
But it’s right because it you, deal?
it <————————— 's
*feel ashamed*
Deal!
*doesn’t feel satisfied*
What can I do for you to make you feel staisfied?
Tell me.
(uh oh) DUM Dum dummmm.
Psssshht! x-)
*evil grin*
Hmmm…I have a list but I will be accused of starting a sexual innuendo/tension type discussion going. So, I will behave and leave it for Brewski and Ms B to start bearing it all.
Okey I’m out then. Hahaha.
I have no idea whatsoever as to what you are talking about!
*settles down with some popcorn*
It will not be public. Just for you to know.
Nothing is private here. Do you notice the info on my name? I am in deep sh*t when Ms B finds out.
I’m gonna help you out. Trust me.
he just got a veeeery long face.
The foto was taken from the wrong side.
where can I get these?
At Hot Topic, after WalMart buys them out.
Epic FAIL
Inflatable trolls have bad days too.
A pin is all you need to solve the problem in this case.
Mine is 4739 – wait, I shouldn’t tell you! OK everyone on the Internet, ignore that!
*takes photo of answer on cell phone*
*Ignore*
This is eBay. We must verify your account information, otherwise your account will be deleted and your cats will be shaved. Please enter your credit card number, expiration date, social security number, mother's maiden name, and pants size below. Thank you.-eBay
Oi ! .
You better do it!!! A shaved cat isn’t all that pretty. At least the ones I’ve seen.
You should better save me then?
*makes-very-BIG-AND-BEAUTIFUL-eyes-which-Leila-can’t-resist*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!! How cute!!!!!!
*takes the blue thing home*
( Damn i’m so good, it always works )
The blue thing is gonna be your best friend.
*walks alonge with Leila*
Leila I’m not blue anymore. I’m your kitty know!
My own eKitty!!! I am so happy!!!
Your eyes are definitely big, but I wouldn’t call them beautiful. Maybe blue-tiful.
No offence/offense.
That hurted.
It’s just that your avatar is a little too clownish. And it has that big vacant stare.
I don’t know why, but you see the wrong, I don’t use that one anymore, I got a cat with a coffee in my avatar?
But you’re still okay! Didn’t mean to go all negative on you. Here’s a *squeeze*!
Ctrl F5 worked!!!
I love your avi!!!!
Aaaahhhh!! Much better, thanks whatever-the-hell-your-name-is!
I like that cat. That’s how I feel in the mornings.
Leila your satanic.
Me??????
*scared*
y-y-y-e-e-e-s y-y-y-yo-u-u-u.
*takes hands befor his eyes*
Just start worshipping me and we’ll call it even.
*does a raid of Leila’s home/studio seizing all copies of the footage of Ms B ♥ in her birthday suit.*
Ah, darn. Oh well, it wouldn’t have been fair to Ms B anyway. But I can always look back on my memories, and treasure them!
(And the photographs…)
Huhuhu come and bite me!
Bite you … where exactly?
*hears studio alarm, drives home to investigate*
You’ve got the hard choice. Lol.
*must.resist.making.sexual.comment*
Ooooooooooooooooooooooohm!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooohm!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooohm!
*hits head with rubber mallet*
Yay!! It’s Friday!!!!!!
Oi !
*must-stay-cool*
*Come-on-man-stay-cool*
*head-explose*
Woops…Yay weekend is comming.
Maybe not only weekend. Sorry I couldn’t let it be. haha.
*arrives in time to hand blue dude a shamwow*
Here you go.
Acid house don’t sound happy anymore………..
Oh, I have GOT to get me one of those! LOL D:
That is an Emo win! I want that beach ball!
EMO IS ALWAYS FAIL! ALWAYS!
dumb!
GRAND OPENING —- FB CAFE – Operates similar to the room of necessities in Harry Potter books. Just come in, have a seat and whatever your heart desires will appear on the tray in front of you.
Clean up after you are finished.
Espresso and Leila please. Thanks.
*SNORK*
Hey! What am I doing on your tray???
*adds a disclaimer – be careful not to wish for humans/cats/dogs/*insert FB character here* etc; FB CAFE strictly forbids it*
:*(
♪ You can’t always get what you want… ♪
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
♫ I can’t get no… no no no!! ♪
Why hello there.
I didn’t know you were on the menu.
She’s only for her kitteh.
I see, well then maybe a P&J sandwich.
I’ll make you an extra large one. Just for you!
You don’t make them in Cafe FB, you wish for it and it appears.
*walks in and looks around*
*curious about what I NEED*
*Mary Poppins appears on the tray*
Sweet a babysitter! I’m gonna go shower and go out to lunch!*
Jenny, I just refreshed my cache, and notice that your avatars just keep getting more and more disturbing!!
*will never think of the phrase “4-eyes” the same way again*
There was someone else posting w/ a single blue eye. Of course it wasn’t as pretty or upside down (or mine) but I didn’t want them to look like me. I am actually considering going back to the can. I have not seen any other canned yams anywhere.
brb *goes to the can*
I’d like a medium-rare Leila to go please. Hold the dressing.
*tries Ms B impression*
You are NOT allowed to eat your fellow failers!!!
Who said anything about eating?
How far is this Ms B impression going to go considering your name today???
That is the million $$ question.
*gets video camera ready*
Ohhhhhhhh what?
*goes to bank, withdraws all money*
*sells all belongings*
This is all I have to pay for asking that question
Maybe that’ll learn me.
$5.32 isn’t going to get us very far Moomin.
*starts Paypal donation account*
*sigh*
Those of you in countries that don’t use a dollar as currency: Do you use the expression “million dollar question” with your national currency instead of dollar? Just curious…
nope, it stays dollar or dorrar depending
I don’t use it myself, but I’ve heard British people use the expression with dollar.
Good question MRN, I would like to know too.
Isn’t there a spanish word Similar to dollar that means pain? That would really change the meaning.
In Dutch the expression is “hamvraag” (ham question.)
(Hammmmmmmmmm)
turkey
*pulls up chair*
*munches popcorn*
Who is this Popcorn???
I am jealous of popcorn. Whoever he/she may be.
I don’t know either.
Has anyone seen a girl named peanut around here? I was hoping to get her and jam together and make a sandwich.
Good idea … I don’t want her to find out her nakkid tapes have been stolen.
/CHANGED
*beach-ball yells*
“I have seen some things man, and some stuff! I wouldn’t recommend it.”
*squeeze to all”
“You weren’t there man. You don’t don’t know what it was like on the beaches!”
*squeeze*
*administers little relaxer pills*
G’morning all!
Can I use this beach ball for the cuddle puddle today? It would be great not to have to wear the water wings! And it does seem to get deep in here sometimes!
*puts on duck ring bathing suit*
*tackle squeeze*
SPLASH!
*confused*
I didn’t think skwirrls like to swim.
Don’t interrupt a squirrel while swimming. (clicky)
well I can only speak for myself but I LOVE to swim!
*dunk squeezes granny*
they tried to pump it up in the wrong valve
Hahahahahaha.
It was a bit of a let down though.
*squeezes*
because of the over-stretched valve?
*squeeze*
Do you mean the ‘exit’ valve?
that’s disgusting!
*squeeze*
It’s just a release valve!
GCF just said, “That’s disgusting”?!?!
*makes note in diary*
*wonders if universe is about to implode again*
*takes thermometer and sticks it up granny’s as*…
mouth*
Brewski, we have to see if granny is running a fever. May need to go to the hospital as a precaution.
ooooh! I got the fever! Don’t stop!
BOING! BOING BOING BOING
BOING BOING BOING 
It’s the Monday Ball!
Must we mention the word M today of all days? It’s FRIDAY!!!!!! YAY!!!
*squeeze Malicite*
♥ how you BOING BOING!!!!
*was just boinged*
*squeeze*
Hap-pee Fry-dee!
WOW! A friday morning boing!! What better way to start your day.
There will be a bounce in my step for the rest of the day.
Mal, good to see you!
*squeeze*
Got coffee?
“Friday morning boing” sorry but that sounds a little bit perverse, I don’t know why.
Less perverse than a Monday morning boing.
That sounds violent…
Winkie wacking of any kind is kinda violent (yet enjoyable), isn’t it?
Interesting that the day of the week changes the implication from sex to violence??? Try this on:
Thursday afternoon boing.
Only slightly more perverse than Friday morning boing. Kind of anticipatory.
How about a Friday BONG. Could be interesting…no?
Green Bong?
If green = grass then yes. Should go well with cuddle puddle and cake.
The pool trolls were using a beer bong (funnel) at the pool the other night. My 2 year old saw them and said “I wanna soda fun cup too!”
D’oh!
Why so serious?
I’m supah cereal.
Herpies.
Harpies.
Sharpies!
*scribbles*
Its a pedoball, little kids make it happy.
he he
The ball looks just like me, on mondays befor I have to go to work, if I’m serious.
Pffft…I look like that EVERY morning.
You won’t anymore, because I’m gonna bring you breakfast and coffee to bed every morning!
It appears you have a new not-so-secret admirer, Leila.
Admirer? I’m just a kind of a friendly housecat.
He is my new eKitty. I wish I knew what the hell his name is.
*licks Leila’s testicles*
*places them back in jar*
Lol!
I had no idea!
I have … *looks down there* TESTICLES?????
Rainy Day Win!!!
A little tender?
looks more like a WIN to me you bunch of shit wads
how in the world did that smiley ball get a frowny?
It’s made in China what did you expect?
I WANT IT.
the sun will come up… tomorrow..
sad ball is sad.
Y SO SAD?
LOL… What a Win
OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED!
look at the pixels around the eyes, and the placement of the mouth on the package, the crease of the ball does not pass between the eyes and mouth.
am i the only one that noticed this!?!!
more like photo shop fail
accually,the seam CAN pass between the eyes and the mouth.
HA! HA! FUNNY! LOL!
I’d buy that.
it was 2 faces….thats the smile from the other one. and the eyes go with a smile on the other side, but you cant tell because the eyes dont look any different upside down….i feel so serious saying all tht….whateverr
i is very sadd
awww,poor buddy
lol, reminds me of that story with the teddy who got his smile upside down
what story?
Sad Ball is Sad
something tells me this ball was rescued from the nudist resort in georgia
lol
there sre 2 faces on the ball the mouth is the bottom half of the face on the bottom and the eyes go to a face on the top
You’d think a guy who was blown that often would have something to smile about.
What failure? I WANT ONE!!
I WANT ONE TOO!
I don’t think it’s photoshopped. It’s just a careful angle when taking the picture. The ball consists of two plastic halves seamed together. So there’s two complete smilies. The eyes is the top view on that side, while the mouth is the upside smilie on the facing side.
…pedo-beach ball anyone?
He misses the girl
Its frowning because it’s away from the girl…
a non-smiley beach ball thats supposed to be a smiley ball…..sad.. (:o)
that thing was either photo shopped (im pretty sure its not), taken at an angle (most likely),or the factory made a fail (also most likely).
factory’s ALWAYS make fails….i once got a giant coke thing,and one of the cans were broken……
aww, it’s sad
I’m not have fun
I’m not having any fun.
You all fail. they just turned the ball upside down and drew two eyes with a sharpie.
You fail Joey, we would have seen the real eyes if it was upside down.
*Ball takes depression pills* “I cant take it anymore!!” *Ball pops its self*
Why is she reading upside down?
Hµh!
who wants to play with that?
Wheres The Fun In That?
you’re gettin it all wrong. I mean if you make a really long smiling face on a ball, it turns nearly completly around and looks sad. But you just have to look on it from a different perspective!!!
there are two fails.Reply if you got them
Things that are doing it: That Beach ball looks too happy down there.
How can they possibley mess up on putting either a smiley face or a sad face, really?
For those sad vacationers.
Something I’d give to my girlfriend after we broke up
Lots of comments. xD
lol