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FIRST!
is he died ?
That’s the worst joke ever. Congratulations on proving you have no sense of humour, time and time again.
wtf are you saying to a guy who asked ‘is he died ?’
How the heck did you do that?!
That does not look like a chipmunk. It looks like a prairie dog. Know your rodents.
He probably didn’t name the video, but rather just linked it.
HAHAHAHAHA DRAMATIC WIN!
Black guy, does not want.
please stop
STFU WITH YOUR FIRST.
STFU with your STFU
I remember the first time I tried to be funny.
Too bad nobody else does.
Do they still operate “burn of the week”?
We have a contender.
Stfu with your STFU with your STFU
GO FIRST GO !
What are you doing here? Back to your basement! >: (
1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
: D
That right there is the epitomy of a firster: loud, obnoxious, retarded, and flat-out creepy…
i had my volume on loud and when she screame first i was like HOLY SHIT
Monkey see, monkey do?
^.^
That begs the question, what the heck did the monkey see?!
I’m kinda sure that you don’t want to know it.
Yeah, it got him frozen and on a stick.
he obviously saw pr0n
Hahaha. Look at his face.
Hulk Hogan turned black. Oi.
Does it come with the monkey? Tasty…..
In Africa they eat their brains. x_X
in china they eat sad kitteh
Like me and you, yesssh. :*(
the happy ones taste bad
No cats shall ever be harmed when I’m around.
Well what do you do with the brains after you have finished the rest?
Use it as football?
You, my friend, found the secret to the GOP
Must be the Minnesota State Fair. You can get anything on a stick there.
Pickle surprise on a stick?
Potato on a stick?
Albatross?
(I’m awake!)
ShamWow on a stick, aka “mop”.
I think you’re onto something there, please remember me when you’re rich and famous *squeese*
rich and famous and on a stick?
Paris Hilton?
…with the mayonnaise frozen, do doubt.
You’re confusing me.
Mayonnaise is part of the pickle surprise, not the potato on a stick.
Might be OK with the albatross, I’m not sure.
But why should I doubt it?
*finally sees the typo* D’oh! – or should I say n’oh!*
Never doubt anything on a stick.
What about a Chapman?
Graham Chapman on a stick???
“Graham Chapman, co-author of the ‘Parrot Sketch’, is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He’s kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to perch forever on the giant stick in heaven.”
(OK, most of that was from his actual eulogy by John Cleese.)
But a nice twist at the end!
I’d like a dead parrot, please!
I♥MontyPython
That’s what I thought when I first heard about it. However, you should have noticed there was a clicky.
BTW, the Minnesota State Fair does indeed have several food vendors who sell pickle on a stick.
(clickie, then type in ’stick’ as a keyword to see a list of vendors who sell foods on a stick)
Whoa! Look at “Sausage Sister and Me”, they have something called “Puff Daddy on-a-stick”. Yikes…
Jesus… Spaghetti and meatballs on-a-stick?!
Jesus, spaghetti and meatballs on a stick?
No, I think it’s only spaghetti and meatballs on that stick.
Can’t nobody hold him down – unless you put him on a stick.
Walleye-on-a-stick sounds pretty good to me ….
Then I’ll go down to Ole & Lena’s for dessert: “Uff Da treat (a filled krumkake topped with caramel sauce and butter roasted pecans)”. MMMMMM If I’m feeling adventurous, the cheese curds w/lingonberry dipping sauce.
I’ll just make sure I eat AFTER the rides.
I’d have to drive up to MN, though … where’s this held, again?
Ooops, I found it: St. Paul. Ouch, I think that’s at least 7 hrs for me.
Jose Jalapeno–on a steek!
Gay guy on a stick?
Jai! Not only does it taste good but it also turns you gay when you eat it!
It doesn’t state anywhere that it’s served with Sogay water.
See the black-guy there? Ja, we cut of his penis!
Your a slaughter?
Jai! We need some kind of secret Recipey!
It has to be uniqe!
…Jai!
I trust you that it is a secret Recipey, hahaha.
Cutting some penis of. Oi.
Well mister “× oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy ×”. I’m afraid I have to kill you! Jai-Jai!!
Kill? Uhmm… I though you only cut penis?
Every man’s pride dies when their penis is cut off!!
JAAAAIIIII!!!
But…at least i got my balls?
Where do you think we get the nuts?
Uhmmm…Ehmmmm…
I think i gtg…
We see us, ehmmm… maybe not!
^.^
You forgot to say “jai”.
Jai!
Ho!
Lol.
phun-run
Coolio look alike?
♫ As I eat frozen monkey with the love on a stick
I take a look at my life and realize that I’m a dick…
Power and the monkey, monkey and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s frozen, but half of them ain’t lookin
What’s goin on in the kitchen, but I don’t know what’s cookin ♫
I bet your Coolio. FOR REAL!
… or maybe I’m really Weird Al.
BTW, I don’t have a Coolio to bet you.
*clap clap clap*
Thank you. Coffee really is an amazing legal drug.
Those of you familiar with the TV show Arrested Development know that there’s money in the banana stand (at least there was).
It still is.
*squeeze*
Till it burnt down…
Is there money in monkey love though? Maybe for the Pimpanzee…
*Cringe*
I saved it.
For the PIMPanzee of cours.
On a stick!!!! FTW!
fail.
EPIC.
BIBLICAL
Nothing with cheesecake and chocolate in it can truly be a fail, can it? Unless it’s lousy chocolate, I suppose.
I’m watching you.
epic
adj.
1. Of, constituting, having to do with, or suggestive of a literary epic
2. Surpassing the usual or ordinary, particularly in scope or size
3. Heroic and impressive in quality
So,…no.
Same goes for biblical.
Clearly a win
Wheres the win?.
Is it just me, or is the first ingredient in the Sundae above the monkey love decribed as turtle?
Those are the types of sundaes you can buy. A turtle sundae would have chocolate, caramel, and nuts, probably pecans. The original chocolate turtle candy looked a bit like a turtle, with pecans as legs.
Now I’m being the take-away-the-fun-by-explaining-it troll, sorry.
who’s nuts? The monkey’s nuts or the black guy’s nuts?
*chucks out crate of stickless frozen monkeys*
*cries*
Sorry granny, I only like ‘em fresh!
*pat*
Who wants frozen monkey love on a stick?! Only fresh will do!
GIMME SOME!
Please. :p
1. THOU SHALT NOT JUMP ONTO TEH KEYBORD WHEN THY HOOMAN IZ ON TEH COMPUTR.
2. THOU SHALT NOT UNROLL ALL OV TEH TOILET PAPR OFF DA ROLL.
3. THOU SHALT NOT PROJECT HAIRBALLS FRUM TEH TOP OV TEH REFRIGERATOR.
4. THOU SHALT NOT SIT IN FRUNT OV TEH TELEVISHUN AS IF THOU ART INVISABLOL
5. THOU SHALT NOT JUMP ONTO THY SLEEPIN HOOMAN’S BLADDR AT 3 A.M.
6. THOU SHALT NOT RESET THY HOOMAN’S ALARM CLOCK BY WALKIN ON IT.
7. THOU SHALT NOT TRIP THY HUMANZ, EVEN IF THEY R WALKIN 2 SLOWLY.
8. THOU SHALT NOT PUSH OPEN TEH BAFROOM DOOR WHEN THAR R GUESTS IN THY HOUZ.
9. THOU SHALT NOT JUMP ON TEH TOILET SEAT JUS AS THY HOOMAN IZ SITTIN DOWN.
10. THOU SHALT ATTEMPT 2 SHOW REMORSE WHEN BEAN SCOLDEDED.
Teh Kittehs bork most ub dese write away.
xcept fur da hairballz, mi kidz needz doze rulez!
Xcuse moi,
but that was not English. It feels like it, but is not quite. A Sussex dialect, perhaps?
Wrong thread, you know. Nicely copy and pasted from the lolcats, but this is not the right place for it.
Thank you upfi. *squeeze*
Cute though.
Is it really a frozen monkey on a stick or is it something else?
frozen-monkey-love-on-a-stick is a frozen banana cream cheesecake dipped in chocolate, rolled in nuts
name fail, tasty treat win!
It does sound pretty tasty, lol.
ITS THE Mysterios Black Due
REMEMBER HIM?
Dude (right?)
no, can’t say that i do
Would you like to see my frozen monkey love on a stick???
hey this is racist!
as is the original post – can’t believe (or, ok I can) how long it took for someone to comment.
Ice cream description win
Is that Michael Irving?
“The all-new single from 50 Cent”
Ben & Jerry’s imitation fail
Is that the monkey?
Somebody had to say it.
No one need should have said that. It is offensive and uncalled for. It marks you for the racist you are. In my not too humble opinion you and your comments should be banned.
Right on.
At least there is hand sanitizer…. clean hands before and after your frozen monkey love
does it come in a cup?
after looking at this a bit longer, one wonders just wht type of “ice cream truck” that is. an rv, perhaps? ewww.. and is that a hand sanitizer? triple fail!
that guy is walking away angry and having found no monkey love…
is that coolio????
Hummm. Frozen monkey love on a stick…
why would you even want to THINK about monkey love XD