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We had to share, because we care. Here 3 tattoos of shame and 3 more that’s not-quite SFW, linked below. Enjoy.
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Oh ewww! I’m going to LOVE this website!
This is going to be awesome! That troll tattoo is a win, btw.
Thats me!!!!!
is you died ?
You must be so proud.
It is called a Queppie doll not a troll.
We always called them TROLL DOLLS when I grew up. Never heard of them called whatever you called them. But anyway, they were always cute and fun
Wrong.
Qeppie dolls were from the 1930s.
They had no hair.
Only plastic formation of hair.
This is an 80′s troll doll.
The Smurf is cool.
Wait, what Smurf?
It’s called a Troll
And… oh God, that is so wrong.
Hes my brother.
!!!SMURF!!! I have never seen a hairy smurf.
my lord your special
That’s deeply ironic you posted that considering you misspelt “you’re”.
I heard he was deeply dead?
the smurf is a god!
I still think that mustard squirter ad is more disgusting and disturbing.period
Me too!! Finally a new website worthy of me subscribing to the RSS Feed! Love it!! ^_^
First to say first
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
Good Day Sir.
I just lost the will to live.
LOL. i like the last one
We should start a support meeting for people exposed to such a thing.
I LOVE looking at the horrible tattoo sites! Some of them are sooooo funny.
Did that girl in the second link have a herpes soars on her lip?
On second thought don’t answer that I don’t want to know.
I thought that was a guy the first time I saw it.
That was a chick!?
I must admit, I closed the window too quickly to catch what gender would put them on themselves.
Right, I’m definitely not going anywhere NEAR those links.
I wanna touch YOUR special place
I want to clickie so bad. All this talk of the horror has peeked my curiosity.
No! Stay away from the light… blue links.
Want to touch the clickie!!!
Must resist Starfish! I’m at work and can’t clickie those.. let’s support each other and fight the urge to clickie.
Just i-magine the most vile, repulsive, and disgusting i-mage you can dream up. Then make it 2 times worse.
I ain’t gonna clickie. Uh uh. No way.
See if this helps cure your curiosity.
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The third clicky is the two girls one cup thing.
*face turns green*
*puts hand to mouth*
*dashes to the loo*
Here’s one that should be on the website.
She claims that she fell asleep while getting tattooed on her FACE??
…BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, yeah, no. Not a chance.
Hahaha, I saw that news story yesterday. There’s not a chance she fell asleep!
Wanted 3 stars, got 56. Yeah – right.
Her story is that she fell asleep during the procedure & awoke to find all those stars on her face.
Um – how, exactly, does one sleep through the tattooing process? Rumor has it that being punctured repeatedly by a needle might cause some pain.
I believe there’s a pic of her on our very own vote page!
Hey, Avis —
Having NOTHING to do with tattoos, fugly or otherwise … I found this promising-looking tomato tart recipe that I may just have to try.
That’s what got me! Don’t do it!!! Resist!!!!
*gets out red pen with a flourish*
It’s spelled ‘piqued’.
*squeezes Loz*
*drives away in jeep*
Oh my… was that… Indiana?! My dream man… come back!
You’re too old for him.
Hah!
*hands Loz a cane and an ear trumpet*
So you probably wouldn’t believe me if I say I meant that my curiosity had been climbed to it’s peek? I knew it was wrong the second I hit “Add Comment” but my computer is so slow here at work that by the time it had refreshed, several comments had already appeared below mine. Hand me the bukkit please. Better yet:
*tattoos BUKKIT on his head with a flourish*
Psst…that would be “peak”!
Next you’ll be telling us it was your Peke that posted that!
That was meant to be tongue-in-cheak.
…and “its”
Let me help you with that tattoo.
Speaking of curiosity… today I saw a shop called “Curiousity Shop”. I needed a red paintbrush!
That’s the worst pun I’ve heard all weak!
*tweeks Loz’s cheak*
*quits while he is behind*
*sends degree back to the university in shame*
*goes home to finger paint with his 16 month old*
*throws away red finger paint for some reason*
Ah, that’s a common side-effect. Some of my victims develop a nervous twitch when confronted with red objects.
It’s ok, I deserve it. To think I actually minored in English. Talk about unlawful abuse of a minor. The mind, like any other muscle attrophies without exorcise.
It also atrophies without exercise!
Don’t beat yourself up, it’s all in good humo(u)r. I never studied English in any depth, but I’m going into editing and publishing!
Weren’t you going to be an archaeologist??
Nah, I never really wanted to be an archaeologist, despite doing a degree in it, lol. I’d love to be an editor, you know I enjoy it way too much
It’s absolutely perfect for you! I’ll be sure to send you my books before I submit them to my agent!
Eeeeee! I would love to be good enough one day to edit your books
It would be a privilege.
I’m just teaching myself the ropes at the minute.
Yes, she has it bad, and the troll has herpes too. Look closer if you dare.
so, based on a comment ↓↓ wayyyy down there, I started wondering if there were tattoos for the blind. Guess what! There is!!
offbeatink.com/human-implants
and
wired.com/underwire/2007/10/tattoos-for-the/
Wow!
Eye bleach Eye bleach where o’ where did I leave the eye bleach?
*worries about going blind from eyebleah abuse*
Oh. Em. Gee.
I just clickied. The first two were not so bad. The third one turned my stomach.
*turns green*
Where did I see the picture of the cat tatooed so the guy’s belly button was the ass hole?? Was that on here??? People are crazy!
That might have been on Horrible Tattoos. It’s been seen in lots of sites.
The fact that you follow tattoos intrigues me.
Truly bad tattoos are a source of much humor.
That and I have seven tattoos of my own, so it’s interesting to see what other people have chosen to get.
7???
Wow. Never, I mean never, pictured you to have one.
I used to have two, but they went away.
How does a tattoo “went away”?
Yes, the grammar was on purpose.
Drawn with a Sharpie?
Ouch on both levels! Was the second one done with laser removal? Did that hurt? How many sessions did it take?
OOOWWWW!
Must have been a good job, to make that decision.
The accident created so much scar tissue that it covered it anyway. That one they had to cut out. 1 session 12 weeks to heal for the most part. The second was laser, took 18 sessions 6-8 weeks apart. That and a pretty penny, but fortunately I didn’t have to pay over $300 for it.
I went to art school. I live in the heart of Chicago. I used to bartend in a total dive bar. I have proven myself to be a bit on the twisted side. And the fact that I have a tattoo surprises you?
I’m surprised you have seven.
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Most people look at me and go, you’re an accountant and you have a tattoo? And then they ask if it’s a dollar sign. *facepalm*
Mine are all small. And easily covered with normal, everyday clothing. They’re a moon and star on one ankle and all the rest are stars (single) in random places (not naughty).
You are your own constellation! Cool!!
Has anyone ever used the pickup line: let go back to my place and star gaze?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Want to play army, we both hit the ground and I set you blow the heck out of me.
*feels unhappy that his favourite disgusting-pickup-line is untranslateable*
*ponders for a bit, and comes to the conclusion that she’s quite all right with that*
Oh Arthur, put it in native… please!!!
Hast du Wasser in den Beinen? Meine Rute schlägt nämlich aus.
There you go aiki.
*wonders what aiki might do with it*
One word of advise: DO NOT use this!
Oh. My. Gawd.
*faints*
You understood it, Dragon? Soooorry!
(Didn’t know your German is that good. I’m impressed!)
Actually, it made me laugh, Arthur.
I only read German…I took an intensive reading German course as one of my languages for my PhD. I wish I could speak it and write it as well!
Do you have any German* in you, do you want some more?
(*change to appropriate nationality as desired)
*refuses to make the obvious PhD-language joke*
Still impressive. That’s not very easy to understand, I’d say.
My German’s fairly awful, I think it’s something along the lines of “Are you wet, because my dowsing rod is twitching!” Am I close?
(Sorry for the crude translation. I forgot one of the words and had to look it up.)
Hallo Süße, wo gehen deine hübschen Beine heute Abend hin, wenn nicht dazwischen kommt???
I googled it and found several variations. I’m a fish out of water trying to understand German idioms, but I think I got the idea.
Oooh, I bet gaynorvader has it right!
You guys are naughty! Do you need a spanking?
Ohh a spanking, a spanking! And then the oral sex!
Babel Fish says: “Do you have water in the legs? My rod deflects.”
I lol’d.
She is, though Arthur’s comment is quite a bit more…erm…explicit.
GV’s got it right! Congrats!
@aikiwaza Again, pardon the rough translation;
“Hey beautiful, where will your legs go if something were to come between them?”
I doubt Arthur has actually used this line, except maybe on someone he already knows very well.
Only as a joke, Admiral! Otherwise I would have gotten a well-deserved slap.
Of course! *squeeze!*
@GV – Closest I would come to translating it.
I must remember that one.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Loz -I just posted a Nordberg clip on the Samarai page!
*asks*
Have you ever danced w/ the devil in the pale moon light?
Aww Avis, I have a star tattoo too
Are ankle tattoos agonising or not so bad? I’m considering getting another one there.
That was the first one I got. The pain was relatively minimal. I doubt I’d have gotten six more if it was agonizing. Go for it!
P.S. my computer tells me your spelling of agonizing is incorrect! Hee!
British vs American spelling, perhaps?
To be sure, but I wanted to point it out lest she impale me with her red pen.
Aye – that would likely smart.
We’ve all felt the sting of Loz’s red pen!
And I gave her that pen for her birthday. I find it outrageous that she skewers me with something I gave her.
How rude!
Hee! I hardly ever use the red pen on you, DW. But watch your back…
Thanks Avis, I feel a little less hesitant about the ankle one now. I’ve been putting it off for months!
-ise is British (apart from a few words like ‘advertise’)
I always knew you had a twinkle in your eye.
So? Is it a dollar sign?
*pinch*
I described it vvv down there in Ms B’s 5th fail section.
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NO!
At first glance I thought you were sayig it was a Volks wagon tattoo.
I’m an English professor, and I have seven tattoos. And yet no one is ever really surprised by this.
*ponders*
You’re an English professor?!
Oh, cmon, you didn’t know that? She didn’t even have to tell me!
Well, she reminded me of my English teacher…
…your spelling is better than mine so it’s understandable.
B2th, I think that was a joke… Arthur wasn’t shocked by tattoos, but was shocked by the teacher part.
Or maybe not.
Ummmm, I think that’s what I was talking about….at least I’m pretty sure that’s what I was talking about but hell who knows what the hell I’m talking about anyway. I’m really tired of talking about it though.
I don’t want to talk about this.
(Brewski’s right. Actually both of my comments were jokes. Dragon once said she didn’t like it that many people compare her to their old English teachers.)
You mean “old” as in “former”, right?
Yes indeed.
*facepalm*
Oh, I’m sorry I missed this thread…!
*is laughing*
I read it as “teacher of old English” at first. That works, too.
I would think ‘liberal arts’ says it all, DW.
Sorry, skwirrlgrrl…I can’t respond right now. I’m too busy *SNORK!*ing at Arthur.
Hmmmmm, telling someone when you’re not going to respond. I think I like this idea. I may run with it, you mind?
She must have responded somewhere as she never said she didn’t.
Hmmmm.
My old boss was totally covered in tattoos under his clothing. I had noticed that he always wore long sleeves but never thought anything of it until one day he announced that he got a new one. We asked to see it, really just messing with him, and he whipped off his shirt. Almost every inch of his torso was covered. There aren’t many people with that much ink making over $200K a year.
… well, at least not outside the NBA.
Very true. OK, there aren’t many people with that much ink making that much money in managerial positions.
Are your tatoos punctuation marks?
Nope, puncturation marks.
…I didn’t need those socks, anyway. It’s awfully warm tonight.
Let’s leave the AC off tonight…
*dumps ice cubes into bucket*
Yeah I actually am!
Be back in an hour.
Oops. Lunch time.
elsa_mama, the cat tattooed on the guy’s belly button was an earlier fail – the one with the fur-belly arrow called “Trim Fail”. I posted the link over here, but that post is still “waiting moderation”
elsa_mama, the cat tattooed on the guy’s belly button was an earlier fail – the one with the fur-belly arrow called “Trim Fail”.
Here is the link:
http://www.nubstatus.com/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=10&full=true&user_id=8
No! I’m scarred for life!
Honestly, who would have the myspace logo tattoed on their stomach.
^ “o”
That’s not the worst one. Really.
AHH! I made the mistake of looking at the other ones… I need bleach, and cyanide.
Somethings just shouldn’t be allowed to be tattooed.
*Wonders now what the artist have to go through*
No, no please don’t make me tattoo that!
I know, facebook is so much better.
Yeah, a Facebook one would be sooo much better.
I know what I am getting for my B-day tattoo this year. FailBLog guy crashing his bike off my boobie!
This just encourages me to stick to my no tattoo plans.
Tattoos aren’t the problem. It’s the subject matter!
They did one the other day, and we didn’t notice…I hope they make this a daily thing.
*bumps response to proper thread vv there*
I hope it becomes a trend, if not daily, at least every other day!
love the troll
That might be the first time that phrase has been uttered here.
I’m considering whether to press the universe implosion button or not.
u push my button
The words “Creepy internet paedo” come to mind.
As do the words “don’t feed the troll”.
But … but … but … the troll isn’t asking to be fed, he’s asking to be eaten! Why deny me my zombie love?
Welcome back, ZA!
Back? Thanks, but where did I go?
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*staying late tonight, preparing for impending doom – Edison scheduled a power outage at my work tonight*
Eeep! I don’t know — just hadn’t seen posts for a while. You must have been “actually working,” whatever that means. Do you get to run away when the power goes out, or are you going to be sitting alone in the dark?
Wheeeeeeeee!!!
A fifth fail!!
I know, it makes me sooooo happy!
I’m glad I checked back in here! I love it when we get an extra fail.
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Ms B, I thought your B was a tattoo of yours!
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Tastefully rendered tattoos are great! I have one.
*Squeeze*
It’s on my left hip. It’s two roses in a yin-yang position. In the middle is Chinese writing that’s pronounced shin-jin, which means ‘to trust or believe in someone or something.’
Sounds cool. Also explains the name for the Shinjin competition held by Japanese. (It’s a Go tournament) Sweet deal Velvet!
Thanks! Trust is the most important element in any relationship. Work, friendship, marriage, everything! You have to be able to trust the other person.
Which is why betrayal can be so devastating, and wounding.
Or you can just live a sad and lonely life and not trust anyone. *reflects… gets sad
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Lol – true. I wasn’t advocating hermitage, though.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, and all the other cliches.
But accepting that the possibility always exists can lessen its effects, or guide you to a situation that avoids it altogether.
Sorry, didn’t mean to imply you were.
I was having a private joke based in my late teens. 
*cuddles aikiwaza*
*Cuddles Loz*
Thanks!
That’s ok, it was partly selfish – I needed a good cuddle
Anytime… I am glad to be of assistance.
I think Ms B’s “B” is the same as Barbie’s (trademark thingie). I think.
Just a random letter block I found on-line.
Heh – I had been wondering if it was a tattoo until you said higher up that you have no tattoos.
I like looking at tattoos, but DO NOT WANT. I’m not sure there’s anything I’d want permanently on my body.
I hear you nightshayde.
A body tattoo is something but also when some women get eyeliner, lipliner and eyebrows permanentely tattooed I can’t help but wonder…why?
Don’t mess with my face! Who wants crooked eyeliner For-ever For-ever For-ever.
*shudder* And what if you decide to change your makeup color scheme at some point?
Just. Ew.
A few weeks ago, I saw an expertly rendered tattoo of Jack Sparrow on a woman’s calf. I then got to thinking — how weird is it to have a tattoo of a total stranger (unless she happened to know Johnny Depp, which I doubt)? How strange would it be for Johnny Depp to see some total stranger wandering along with his picture on her leg?
That’s one reason why portrait tattoos are not the best idea.
The other is they are soooo difficult to get right.
And still another is what happens if the person with the tattoo gains a lot of weight?
Upthread a bit ↑ I put in a link to a yummy-looking tomato tart recipe, in case you’re interested.
Mmmm! I’ll have to check that out!
Here’s another recipe — this one sounds really good! Peasant Tomato Pie.
Think about the fact that he will age with her now.
I knew a lady that had a big heart tattooed on her butt. After years and pounds got the best of her she had what can be described as A. Disturbing and B. A broken heart.
I’m always amazed when I see young gals get tattoos on the belly or on the hip right near the bikini area. Unless they know they never want to have kids, that seems unwise. Pregnancy would do horrid things to a belly tattoo, wouldn’t it?
*has belly-button area tattoo*
*isn’t worried, not gonna have kids*
It is one of the two that I would remove if the removing were free.
*has belly-button area tattoo, too*
*isn’t worried, not gonna have kids either*
*dances*
has a belly tattoo of zebra stripes – no wait that is just the stretch marks from having 2 kid in a row.
Quit mentioning tomato!!!
Oh, nightshayde…those recipes look YUMMY!!!
*dances around the thread singing, “You say tomato…I say toMAHto…*
*looks out at massive crop of tomatoes starting to ripen*
Speaking of growing tomatoes … my mother bought the Topsy Turvy planters they advertise on TV (though she got them at Home Depot, I think). Oddly enough, they actually work really really well! I think we have four tomato plants and two zucchini plants growing in them – and they’re growing quickly.
I have not looked at these ads closely. What keeps the water from dripping out the bottom? Tomato plants consume huge amounts of water–how often does that little container have to be refilled?
We have had to ban tomatoes from my house because they make my daughter’s skin burst open into horrible meaty rashes.
I love to eat all things tomato, and this is a really rough time of year to have a tomato ban
The only conselation is the doctors say that it will probably be something she outgrows in a few years.
I love the late fail. I get lonely here at night!
Are you lonesome tonight?
Nope. I don’t have to miss you tonight.
*kinda messes up the song though*
Night? Where are you anyway?
I came
I saw
I :shocked:ed
And I completely stuffed that up. Lol.
Try again.
I
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No, there really isn’t.
HEY! Wait a minute! That’s the New England Patriots logo! A poor job of it, but still! Why is that a fail?
Go Pats!!
Yes! Another Pats fan! But yes, very poor representation. He may have drawn it himself?
I just KNEW there was something that deeply attracted me to you! You’re a Pats fan, just like me!
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*snoopy dances with Brewski*
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The Pat tat is a really bad drawing, though. Great idea, but poorly done.
AND Aiki! This has just made my day!
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*group squeezes all Patriot fans*
*squeeze*
I will now abandon you to go to lunch — but at least I gave you warning.
Thank you for the heads up! *squeeze*
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or {{nightshayde}} or something like that. Still learning.
Sorry, had to take lunch.
*SQUEEEEEEEEZE*
How can I make it up to you?
And you have a Chinese rose yin-yang tattoo! I assume you were here when I was talking about my appreciation for Chinese (and Japanese) art and calligraphy?
No, I missed that conversation. I even did the research to get the best calligraphy version of the symbols for shinjin. It took me at least 3 months to finalize how I wanted it to look.
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One day I’ll get a good photo of it so you can see it.
Cool!
It’s a fail because whoever captioned it clearly isn’t a Pats fan if they think it’s a pirate.
Well — that, and the fact that it’s a horrible representation of the Pats Patriot guy.
Or is it a fail because the pirate is so bad that our brains just see the Pats logo while trying to make sense of it?
Hmmm… could be. Or maybe the pirate killed the patriot, dressed in his clothes, and posed for the tattoo?
He has breasts, a horse leg, and a deflated football for starters.
i saw an uglier one, not appropraite for viewing on here. picture this… a mexican woman… being boned by a donkey… and yellow jizz everywhere.
Thanks for sharing that.
Not.
Ditto.
I wouldnt want to watch your mom shagging either Leila.
Awaiting moderation? What the hell? Oh yeah, that i word is a no-no. Phuqin-eh! Let’s try that again, shall we?
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Gee, thanks.
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*grabs stick nearby*
*stabs stick repeatedly into head, trying to scramble the remains inside in order to forget that PICTURE*
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Aahh, much better. Anyone else?
Great, now I can’t look at the recent comments box without getting an eyeful of some bloke pointing at his myspace tattoo.
Hmm… Then you wouldn’t like my Google-Tattoo, I guess?
Do we have to try find where your google tattoo is ourselves?
That would take you about 0,56 seconds.
*doesn’t want to know where the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button is*
*is curious about the search engine*
I know what word you’ll insert first.
Have you ever googled yourself?
That Arthur is a real s
pTud!!*sneaks over to the Moomin while he’s sleeping*
*tattoos the word “squeeeze!” on his tummy*
*skedaddles*
*giggles and rolls over in his sleep*
Is it multicolored?
I’m really hoping that was drawn on with a sharpie rather than tattooed.
*slow, sad head-shake*
What ever you do, DO NOT clickie on the NWS ones!!
Too late…
I was warning BFF, he never saw the origin of the last tattoo. And he wants to keep it that way. But yeah, I should have known they were gonna be awful!
They weren’t THAT bad. I was expecting nausea.
I wouldn’t dream of it.
That “Patriot” is legendary. Looks like he did the tattoo himself with his off hand while looking through a mirror, after 8 beers.
Looks like a prison tat to me.
I’m off to get LinkedIn inked in.
Last one is a win, cause it made me puke.
Is that like a tatoo of a penny?
the last one is kidna disturbing
*Staggers into fail holding a small rose and smelling of lavender*
What the hell is going on?
*Staggers away, chewing on a mint thoughtfully*
Close your eyes GV. You just don’t want to know.
mmmmm You smell nice GV!
*chases after the good smell*
All I can say is …
…marmots can whistle loudly?
….the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain?
….Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do?
…water is composed of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom?
thats why its difficult to swallow
…I’m doin’ fine, just me and my wine.
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(yeah it was yesterday, but I can’t pass this one up)
The corrosive killer dihydrogen monoxide doesn’t bother me anymore, in fact it’s quite welcome when the mobs start to gather.
…it’s fun to stay at the YMCA?
….I don’t need no short, short man?
…there is nothing wrong with cilantro?
*looks at Brewski’s
and flees thread*
Uh oh …
???
Huh? I just wondered where in hell you came up with the cilantro comment. A reference I’m unfamiliar with, or is it just meaningless? (Like my marmot comment… )
…In the Jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight?
ewwwww lion jizz
All we are saying …
is don’t piss your pants.
I am sorry but there is no way in heyl I am going to visit that site even if it’s work safe.
*shivering & whispering* The samples above are too scary.
I’m with you Leila. No urge to peek at all.
Too bad there is no Cuddle Puddle today.
Hey asshat, if you want to get permanently banned from the site, you’re doing a good job.
One more rude remark to Leila or any others here, and you are history.
He already made it.
Oh… and here my response was going to be:
Have you ever noticed that whenever you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking? To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”
What a wonderful quote. You made my day.
I guess they never read Jorge Luis Borges.
“Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.”
Hey DW. Is there any Borges you would recommend? I liked ‘The Aleph and Other Stories’ and didn’t know what to try next.
Aaaaah….bliss! I love it when Brewski talks to trolls that are no longer there!!
As for Borges, I absolutely love every single thing I’ve ever read by him. Brilliant, brilliant man. You might want to try “Labyrinths” or “A Universal History of Infamy”. His poetry is jaw-droppingly amazing as well.
It’s always funny when trolls vanish and people look to be shouting at their friends. Almost, but not quite, makes it worth it.
Thankyou.
Are his joint works with Casares any good? I thought the “Invention of Morel” by Casares was an astounding book, that’s what led me to try something by Borges.
*pops into conversation*
I love your affection for books, Moomin!
Good night all!
G’night, Arthur! It’s always a treat when you’re around to play with us.
*squeeze*
And absolutely, Moomin…”Extraordinary Tales” is wonderful!
‘Night. Have fun dowsing off to sleep.
*squeezes Arthur*
Sweet Dreams!
P.S. Thankyou DW!
Am off bookhunting now.
Too bad Arthur left before Kevin Combs posted on Audi Billboard Fail.
*laughing!*
We’ll be sure to tell him tomorrow!
You know, I’m not a censorship fan at all. Because of this action (making the troll go away), I am denied the privilege of witnessing the awesome mental capabilities of someone who’s capable of insulting total strangers to make them self feel better.
Oh never mind – I would have probably just ripped his head open for fun anyway.
He used a combination of txt spk and foul language. The actual words he tryed to use were spelled incorrectly. I’m sure there wasn’t much in the cranial cavity for you to munch upon — no more than a mouthful, I’m guessing (and that might have been tainted).
Please disregard previous post. The troll to whom I was referring was in the Samurai thread. The one here was just a run-of-the-mill jerk.
SSShhhhh DW. He like to think that he scared the troll away with his tough talk.
*squeezes and sniffs Moomin*
Have my clicky privileges been revoked or something?
*marshmallow squeeze*
Muahahahahaha.
I’ve already sent the email…I put several names in it.
*thankyousqueeze*
*welcomesqueeze*
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren’t you? Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn’t look like such a pathetic loser if you weren’t so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you
aiki, you are on a roll today.
Psst: isn’t that kind of an insult to blondes?
You don’t like Dragonwriter?
Here we go again…
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Hee! That’s one of the reasons why I don’t reply directly to offense trolls. I like it when you and the early shift do it on purpose.
Oh shit! Wai.. what? I thought I replied to… huh? What the?
*squeeze!*
BondFan yells at me in the previous fail!
*sobs*
*snork!!*
I mean…there, there…
*pat pat pat*
I’m it was a clone that died shortly thereafter.
I’m sure I meant to put another word up there. ^
Are you SURE sure? As in Sure deodorant sure?
I think I’m going meantal.
Time to dismantle and rebuild the Admiral!
*squeeze*
*facepalm*
You know i think your more lively than grass right? And I am sure you are way too young (at least you look it) to be taking meds.
Ha ha post were deleted. Boy I must be blond. Sorry DW
Who are y’all talking to?
Great quotes there, btw, aiki and DW.
Hmm. A vanishing troll. Thanks on the quotes, please re-use liberally.
TY Brewski.
*squeeze* I am afraid they will never learn.
You are a sweetheart!
Brewski said asshat.
LOL… does anyone remember cervix mitten? Gawd, that was a fair while ago!
What is cervix mitten? I’ve not heard of it Loz.
I don’t know what it is, but I do know that I do not want one! (cervix mitten)
Loz, I think this was the f*rst place we talked about the cervix mitten…?
failblog.org/2008/09/04/grocery-store-fail
/#comment-90800
Hahaha, YES! That was it. “Asshat” reminded me of that thread. Good times
Is that the one were we found the pics of mink/fur nipple warmers?
Yup! That one was mine…you can see my linkie to it in that thread.
Why do I remember things like that?
Goodnight all! Gotta run and buy a father’s day card!
If LOLZ continues to act up, could one of you be so kind as to take care of removing him from the site?
Sleep well! And seconded!
Good night Brewski. Sweet dreams.
The last one is an epic WIN!!
Creative… I’ll give it that.
*takes ‘that’ from aiki and throws it away*
I refuse to give it anything … Too… much… growth … ACK!!
Right; time for bed! Fare thee well sweet bloggers of fail, may the moon hold you safe in its silvery bosom ’til next we meet beneath the shining sun!
Sweet dreams!
G’night GV!
So glad someone else recognized that as a Patriots logo (despite the pathetic execution). Group hug to all the Pats fans from an exPatriate in Philadelphia!
I think I almost puked at the Troll tattoo… x_x
Like my Grandma Harriett used to say – when life gives you hairy arms – make trolls out of them.
Hello Zombie A.
*sings*
When there is no place safe and no safe place to put my head
When you feel the world shake from the words that are said
[Chorus:]
And I’m calling all zombies
I’m calling all you zombies
*claws up from the grave*
*shakes off some dirt, but not all*
.
Hi Jenny. You called?
.
*looks for troll, finds only missing comments*
*figures he missed the fun*
I missed it too actually, I was just calling you because my lawn needed aerated.
Great.
.
*feels used*
*uses ZA more*
Aww… poor Zombie!
*sets out plate of fresh brains above his grave*
Enjoy!!
oi.
Fun fact, Poseidon really was also the God of homosexuality. Found that out in a text book for a Mythology project in 7th grade. Teacher was pissed when I brought that up.
When does the fun part kick in?
After the teacher got pissed, apparently. Use your
imCREATIVE POWER!*sneaks back in… briefly*
rofl, I love checking back in and seeing myself talking rudely to nobody in particular!! Thanks Arthur/Dragon/whoever took care of our infestation.
Welcome back!
Did you get a card for your Dad, Brewski?
Hi Nightshayde! Yes, although I was a little disappointed. I got a blank one from a local artist at a specialty shop. No Father’s Day theme, but that’s okay. I really hate Hallmark. You can’t buy greeting cards that are unique anymore. They’re all the same.
Sorry, got on a diatribe there. I just sometimes don’t like the fact that all of America is becoming Wal-Mart-isized. To coin a phrase.
I make my own cards on my computer. It saves me a fortune!!!
Not a bad idea! I should try that sometime. I like supporting local artists, so often buy prints of their artwork on cards. It has a nice local touch for my out-of-town family, and it supports the local arts community.
Wow – that sounds like a great idea. I really should be less lazy about buying cards.
*now feels guilty for buying cards at WallyWorld*
*pouts* I have my first comment in moderation. And it’s over in ICHC! I was at one time,a very short time, a regular there. I’m a little insulted.
*comforts Avis*
I agree Brewski. I prefer to make/write my own, too.
They’re more special that way anyway. In my opinion. Why not say it in your own words, instead of letting somebody else do it for you?
I’m fat your fat – meet me in the kitchen! (clicky for Kevin James-sweat the small stuff buying a card bit)
This is totally me buying a card – I always ens up with a blank one in the end…
Particularly when inspired to do so.
The top one is an insult to Patriots fans! Who drew that thing?
Stevie Wonder?
Even a blind man can see it’s a footballer.
Do you like GrilldCheez?
I’ve eaten my share, and received my share – and at times have even shared my share. How ’bout you? Are you one of those “Better to give than receive” kinda guys?
Oohhh!!! I think you’ve seen the link!
Yeah, I try to keep up with all the assorted embedded content around here. What else is the purpose of a job, if not to provide good equipment for following FB links (and eating cookies in the break room) ??
haha, for more of this awesome artist: http://www.bigdogzink.com
I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that chris crinkle is god once I die!
oh btw, I’m talking about the first pic!
Yay – it’s time for me to go home! Good night, failers.
G’night, nightshayde! Hope to see you back and failin’ tomorrow.
*squeeze*
D’oh! Goodnight nightshayde!
Utterly. Absurd.
Damn you fools sucks. ^.^
Lol.
Words can’t even describe how disgusted I am with these tattoos. They’re going to wear THAT on their skin until the day they die? Depressing.
the last one is awesome
go away, homophobe.
EW EW EW EW that last one is so gross!
12 Step program fail
i know the kid with the myspace tattoo. he lives in boston.
Oh. Wow. Those are bad.
wow, that troll one made me gag. eugh
i thot it was called a tatoo ARTIST!!!!!!!
idk, the last 2 seem like wins to me
I like how FAILblog linked to one of the shittier tattoo fail sites. LOLtatz (dot) com is clearly the winner in FAILers.
The troll one is a win
The third one is DEFINITELY a treasure troll.
That is soooo funny.
troll with hair is a win. is cool looking.
me chamo MAIRA espero fazer muitas amizades……
me chamo maira e quero faezr muitas AMIZADES….
The N.E. Patriot emblem was obviously done by someone who can’t draw more than a stick figure with pencil and paper.
People if you’re trying to save money, this is NOT the way to go about it.
these are wretched?!
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