also, it’s not a block of wood. it’s a bamboo branch wrapped in layers of straw mat. the branch is to simulate bone while the mat is meant to simulate flesh. if you can cut through one of these, you can cut through a average to well muscled limb.

I don’t quite understand you; I honestly haven’t attended high school, nor will I ever. And if you are as smart as you seem to think you are, perhaps you’ll work out why. My sister happened to be going through exams and so I pretended the make believe calf Patrica was too, it was just a long running joke, nothing more.

Why is my avatar ‘queer’. I would hear your opinion on this and hear you very well I say thank you.

Your wit is a bit lacking. You quip that you never attended high school, which you matched by changing your name to replace (finished her exams) with ‘the calf’.

Quite clever. You should step up someplace else, where you can better show off your intellect. But then your queer avatar pic betrays you.

i didn’t know they still taught kids how to spell the names of obsolete Japanese weaponry in high school.

classic kendo idealology fail

*pulls the swooning couch from ICHC*

Here – relax on this for a few minutes. It’s very comfortable.

If you’ve never seen “The Court Jester,” I highly HIGHLY recommend that you do so. Danny Kaye is simply brilliant in it.

*crash* Uh-oh. They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with the flagon with the dragon.

Now the pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

Just remember that.

(the vessel with the pestle had the brew that is true)