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  1. velvet DOT ORG! says:

    You got your balls to the wall, yeah!

  2. Malicite, Bought/Paid For Paralegal and member of Troll Destruction Team of Super Friends says:

    The doodles on the wheel go round and round….

  3. The_FVP says:

    that’s just nuts!

  4. Unbound_Flea says:

    I guess if you rub them they could give good support?

  5. Anonymous says:

    really doubt this was unintentional…

  6. Ms B ♥ says:

    Hmmm, where does one get this for their car?

  7. DrB says:

    INFLATE TO CORRECT PSI.

  8. Mattster says:

    What kind of idiot doesn’t spot this – obviously intentional

  9. Gridlock says:

    Not FAIL, intentional. I’ve seen these for sale at auto shows.

  10. Mattster says:

    Well, if it was unintentional, I guess they crafted it very well

  11. Retaba says:

    Atleast they’re not fools, they got it encased in rubber!

    • DrB says:

      *SQUEEZE!* Long time no see! Welcome back! I made a comment in hexidecimal a couple of weeks ago, and nobody got it :( hehehe.

      ***
      Looks like that rubber is ribbed for pleasure!

      • aikiwaza says:

        42 65 74 74 65 72 20 73 61 66 65 20 74 68 65 6e 20 73 6f 72 72 79 2e 0d 0a

        • DrB says:

          49 66 20 69 74 27 73 20 6e 6f 74 20 6f 6e 2c 20 69 74 27 73 20 6e 6f 74 20 6f 6e 21

          • Reaper says:

            54 68 65 20 42 72 65 65 7a 65 20 61 74 20 64 61 77 6e 20 68 61 73 20 73 65 63 72 65 74 73 20 74 6f 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 2e 0d 0a 0d 0a 44 6f 6e 27 74 … 61 72 65 20 67 6f 69 6e 67 20 62 61 63 6b 20 61 6e 64 20 66 6f 72 74 68 20 …

          • aikiwaza says:

            52 65 6d 69 6e 64 73 20 6d 65 20 6f 66 20 61 20 66 75 6e 6e 79 20 73 69 74 65 2e 20 43 6c 69 63 6b 79 21 20 57 41 52 4e 49 4e 47 3a 20 49 74 27 73 20 61 20 73 6c 6f 67 61 6e 20 73 69 74 65 20 66 6f 72 20 63 6f 6e 64 6f 6d 73 20 61 6e 64 20 6d 61 79 20 6e 6f 74 20 62 65 20 61 70 70 72 6f 70 72 69 61 74 65 20 66 6f 72 20 61 6c 6c 20 77 6f 72 6b 20 70 6c 61 63 65 73 2e

            • aikiwaza says:

              4f 6f 70 73 21 20 48 65 72 65 20 69 73 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 61 6c 20 63 6c 69 63 6b 79 21 20 53 61 6d 65 20 77 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 2e

              • aikiwaza says:

                49 74 20 77 61 73 20 66 6f 72 20 65 6e 74 65 72 74 61 69 6e 6d 65 6e 74 2e 20 59 6f 75 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6f 20 63 6c 69 63 6b 2e 20 54 68 65 20 77 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 77 61 73 20 74 68 65 72 65 2e

                • kasqete says:

                  F U C K Y O U A L L

                  and…

                  49 74 20 77 61 73 20 66 6f 72 20 65 6e 74 65 72 74 61 69 6e 6d 65 6e 74 2e 20 59 6f 75 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6f 20 63 6c 69 63 6b 2e 20 54 68 65 20 77 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 77 61 73 20 74 68 65 72 65 2e

              • Jennyisbusy & dizzy says:

                I am sorry Aiki – this exceeds my limit of effort i am willing to put out here – I did stick around long enough to pick up this disturbing little doozy:
                Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt

          • Brewski says:

            You have got to be kidding me. If you think I’m going to take the time to convert these to ASCII, you’ve got another think coming!!
            Hmm…
            *googles for an ASCII chart*

            • aikiwaza says:

              here is a converter. clicky.

              • Brewski says:

                Thanks!! *bookmarks it*
                That will actually come in handy for work.

                • Leila - not allowing anyone to break her FB spirit today. says:

                  57 68 79 20 64 6f 65 73 20 69 74 20 74 61 6b 65 20 73 6f 20 6d 75 63 68 20 73 70 61 63 65 3f

                  • Caine says:

                    01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01100001 01100111 01110101 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101101 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110011 01100011 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

                • Caine says:

                  If you can’t convert hexadecimal in your head than… I don’t know. You should learn. Its EXACTLY like learning a new language.

                  • Caine says:

                    *Than = Then*

                  • Avis says:

                    But why should one learn it? What need does the average person have of this knowledge?

                    • MRN ♂ says:

                      I think it would be much more useful to be able to read bar codes by sight.

                      • Avis says:

                        There actually is something to that. But, there are not that many barcodes in use these days. Those codes can sometimes be identical, to other products. Assuming of course that those items are unlikely to be sold in the same establishment. I hate the fact that I’ve worked retail as many years as I did.

      • Leila - not allowing anyone to break her FB spirit today. says:

        Pleasure that goes on for miles.

    • fluffy lorem ipsum says:

      *stares*
      *squeezes*
      Welcome back!

    • Dragonwriter says:

      *boops Retaba’s nose*

      Good to see you back!

  12. I'm the perfect story for your diary says:

    uhmmmm…ehmmmm…ohmmmm….

    Okey?.

    x_X

  13. Unbound_Flea says:

    Bet you can use those rubbers over and over, well maybe a few 1000 miles worth.

  14. Bel says:

    I’m not convinced it wasn’t intentional…

  15. JPH says:

    IQ Test:

    How many nuts are in this picture?

  16. jckc says:

    Bet these come with a hummer

  17. 5_eagles says:

    The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.
    The wheels on the bus go round and round all around the town.

  18. kikilan says:

    im pretty sure that is not “unintentional”

  19. chez ♂ says:

    Targeted ad fail: is this the first time anyone else has seen an ad for Trojan on the side bar here?

  20. vulgaros says:

    Who says it was unintentional?

  21. Imperiss says:

    Phailic?

  22. cons says:

    who says the phallic fail is unintential?

  23. pantythief says:

    who says this is unintentional, hey?

  24. Sara J says:

    I dont think this was unintenional?

  25. Jennyisbusy says:

    How does the owner of this car spend his weekends?
    Wax on, wax off, until he can see his face being pointed at by 9 big shiny pokers.

  26. KatzVonD says:

    Man buying these = trying to make up for short cumings in the trouser department?

  27. AngelPlume says:

    OK, let’s see if this works…

  28. Malicite says:

    So. How is everyone today?

    • Leila - not allowing anyone to break her FB spirit today. says:

      Good Mal.
      How is your day going? Heard you missed the bus?

      • Malicite says:

        Egads, I missed like three buses. Day is going well though, I am giving off the impression that I am working hard today. To my credit, I am getting a good deal done…

        • Nonononono says:

          *yawns*

        • Brewski says:

          I got absolutely nothing done yesterday. Today is a bit more productive, but not much. Somebody came by my desk today asking about an issue with a production product, I had totally spaced if off. FB is going to get me fired!!

          • Jennyisbusy & dizzy says:

            Two things you should know:
            1. always hold a notebook & write one last thing down after being ‘interupted’ by a co-worker.
            2. say”Yes, I was concerned that it may be a problem.”
            This should buy you enough time to jump back into reality. :)

            • Leila - not allowing anyone to break her FB spirit today. says:

              *writes Jenny’s suggestions down for future use* This will surely get me a big bonus this year. :)

      • Jennyisbusy & dizzy says:

        was it the porcelain bus? because if it was you should get to cleaning now.
        *gets out big stack of ShamWows for Mal*

  29. Mapheen says:

    258th!

  30. juicius says:

    This is obviously a Volvo.

  31. Cheesewhiz says:

    You know they have those truck balls hanging from the tailgate. Just cuz.

  32. andreas says:

    hgbnvf i dont know

  33. TickleMeCthulu says:

    Hardly Unintentional. That’s a new style of rim made for the consumption of those that like to trick out their cars.

    I find it amusing men think this makes them look more masculine, but all references otherwise would make them… gay.;)

  34. sickofthis says:

    Most of these comments are like what Twitter would be if it was 1,000 times more idiotic that it already is.

    I wish there could be 2 comment threads on this blog: one thread for idiots with no life and their idiot virtual “friends,” and a second thread for people who enjoy funny pictures and like to read and make comments about them.

    • gaynorvader & Patricia (finished her exams) says:

      Oh I’m sorry! I wasn’t aware that the internet was made solely for you, I’ll just leave now. But, what’s this? It appears that the internet is in fact made for everyone? What an odd policy! So basically what that means is; if you don’t like the way a site is, push off and find another one and stop being a jerkhole to people.

      • Leila - not allowing anyone to break her FB spirit today. says:

        *standing ovation for GV*

      • buzzkild says:

        Actually, I agree that the comments here are no fun anymore.

        There used to be a lot of smart people and hilarious remarks about the pics here but lately there is so much extraneous crap that you can’t even find the good stuff.

        I don’t think the commenter wanted to deny anyone a venue for their brainless self-absorbed gibberish, he just wished there was also a place for the smart funny people to joke about the failblog pics.

        I’ve pretty much stopped looking here for the funny commentary… I was just checking to see if anyone had posted on the origin of the hubcaps. Of course, it is hard to tell because it is such a pain to wade though all the junk.

        I think the point is that you can be a twit anywhere, but this is really the only place for people to have fun joking about these pics.

        • Avis says:

          You know, you are entitled to an opinion. That’s fine. But so am I. And it’s my opinion that you shouldn’t be allowed to have an opinion.
          More to the point, we DID talk about the pic. But there are only so many things one can say about ANY fail pic. Suck it up and get over it.

          • Jennyisbusy & dizzy says:

            Actually the trolls have helped to shape the community into what it is. The site gets attacked and the regulars have had to band together just to keep it from being simply a laundry list of cuss words and firsts. Most threads start as a comment on the pic and just take on a life of their own.

        • Now you see; if sickofthis had presented his/her points more like this, instead of a personal attack on people using the blog I wouldn\’t have minded. While I can see your point, I don\’t see the community here as a bad thing. Perhaps there should be a separate comment section strictly for stuff relevant to the fails?

    • ampere says:

      oh, well that just sucks. Someone must not have stayed on the thread topic. on the internet. thats just awful.

  35. p says:

    That rim job should be popular in San Francisco :P

    *rim shot*
    ..
    er… I think I’ll leave now…

  36. ceilingcatbilivr, destroyer of all trolls says:

    O.O ew.

  37. Caine says:

    Since my brain is only functioning at 5% today due to regular maintenance may someone please point out the fail? And what Phallic means?

  38. Mitch says:

    They are frequent enough that there could be a separate website just for Phails!

  39. ace says:

    That looks ridiculous. That picture is just fail. Who would think that would evoke sexual feelings?

  40. Ade says:

    Definitely NOT unintentional.

  41. swallerz says:

    uhm… that was totally intentional… I can tell

  42. H3xx says:

    Circle Jerk!!!

  43. Goose says:

    Talk about baller rims. *pun

  44. Oddman says:

    It’s actually a Giger design.

  45. CenterCoreMcCabe says:

    It’s only perverted if you look at it that way. It took me forever to figure out what was “FAIL” about it.

  46. SashaFurdacion says:

    That’s MY wheel of fortune…

  47. Francisco says:

    They see me boning’; They hatin’

  48. David says:

    More like Intentional Phallic Win!

  49. Sina says:

    indeed, David

  50. kellz says:

    oh god eww

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