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You got your balls to the wall, yeah!
Teacher sez – I’ll pass on the squeeze…
Better than lip deep to the balls!
did he die?
¬_¬
Did he die?
Who, Eminem by Borat?
and did he die???
I believe this design is called the “Band Camp”
yes
That’s one hell of a rim job *squeezes good morning*
*Two for Tuesday squeeze*
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Thanks for joining me here! I was wondering if I had forgotten my deoderant… (snif) …nope, I didn’t.
Well, I (wheel)braced myself, but was pleasently surprised!
)
(Morning guys
*squeeze* Good morning DrB! How’s life treating you this am?
*squeeze* I’m no Dr. B but good morning!
*squeeeeeeze*
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Hey there, hot stuff! It’s a great day, if you’re a duck.
Same here. It was raining yesterday, but today is threatening to unleash some good thunderstorrms.
June has been nothing but rain around here. I normally enjoy a good rainstorm, we get them so rarely, but I’m really missing the sun! When did Utah turn into Seattle?
Been hit by two severe storms in the last 5 days. It’s been awesome… *has so many fun pictures*
June is the beginning of hurricane season for us. Yay…
Leila, are you in Fla?
Leila is hanging out with me today. We’re going to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. We’re going to make fun of people as they walk in wearing soggy business suits.
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I opted for the polo shirt and machine washable slacks today.
TX Brewski.
velvet LOL.
So you’re picking me up?
Yup! Be ready in 20 minutes!
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And you can help me figure out what to do with my coworkers. They’re all starting to join Facebook and want to be my Friend. I don’t want everyone here knowing my personal business! Especially if I quit one day.
Hooray for Hurricanes!
Both the windy and drinkable kind!
If it weren’t for hurricanes most people wouldn’t remember that the Great State of Louisiana exists!
(kinda like that state north of Colorado)
I made the mistake of joining Facebook to keep in touch with my girlfriend. I canceled the account once I kept receiving friend requests from people I didn’t even know.
I’m thinking of cancelling Plaxo. It’s a tad invasive, automatically doing things like telling everybody when it’s your birthday, forwarding your facebook status to everybody, etc.
I’m on LinkedIn and really like it, for professional networking.
Hey Velvet,
Make a Facebook strictly for work. Put nothing interesting on it, no pictures and no apps. They’ll get the point pretty quick.
A lot of people that I went to school with have asked to be my friend on facebook. Some of them I don’t remember even speaking to me back then. It’s really weird. I’ve found more classmates there than I ever did on classmates.com.
You don’t have to friend everyone who asks to be your friend. I’ve turned down a bunch of people from high school who are just friending me for the sake of building their ranks. If we never spoke in high school, you’re not my friend.
LOL Ms B! That’s too funny.
I found that it made me feel bad to reject someone – as crazy as that may sound. It was just easier to get out of it.
@ Ms B: I never spoke to you in high school!
I meant if you went to high school with me, and trying to say we were friends, we had to actually speak with one another on occasion!
Of course your my friend Brewski!!!
*squeeze*
I was just trolling for a squeeze, sorry!!
I “accidentally” made a spam filter rule that deletes facebook and myspace, etc requests before they reach my inbox – so if questioned about it later I can honestly say that I never saw their request.
ps: I’m in Florida, do I win some internets???!!!!
No internets *is that lolspeak again?* but you do win this much coveted potato.
Behold!!!!!
Eww!, no thanks! I don’t accept used potatoes. And I’m pretty sure it was here that the internets were being offered – as a bribe for voting to remove the video intro.
*squeeze* Nothing a few hours sleep wouldn’t fix! Have been very busy lately, but I can see the light now! And you?
Glad you’re making it through the busy-ness. I’m feeling much better today. A full 24 hours after my sinus med restart.
Glad you guys got a-round to posting!
*squeezes all*
With rims like that, they are do to have a good year.
*snork!* Goodyear…nice!
I dunno, that pun is kind of tired.
Agreed. We don’t alloy this sort of stuff here. But if you have an iron will and are on your metal, then we can alloy it.
Wheel just move along…
And a great year to you too!
Hello, Brewski. Enjoy the race yesterday? Sorry about your pants. If it’s any consolation, I thought I heard some of the ladies saying “hubba”.
*puts all valuables in safe*
*hugs LCB*
I wheely had fun!
*opens safe, checks out valuables*
Eh nothing I want. It’s only his pants with a shiny button on them.
*walks away with safe still open*
Don’t worry lurk, that’s my extra pair with the special shiny locking buttons.
That’s good. Usually you don’t lose your pants this early in the day. 8)
Hi everyone. How are you? *checks out Brewski’s shiny button* ohhh shiny……
*squeezes* all…
Oh, it’s happened before!
And can I just say how much I am enjoying this tread?
Yes. Go ahead.
*hides all that is shiny*
Jeez, you guys are paranoid about your shiny stuff. I don’t know if I can take the pressure.
I’m shiny and I don’t hide!
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My web browser locks up sometimes, but I don’t hide!
*applies pressure to lcb in form of SQUEEZE*
Take that!
*eyeballs bulge just a little*
*checks gauge, squeezes back at correct psi*
*pssssssshhhhhh*
Oh, no, I’m leaking!!
And I don’t have a spare tire! I guess I haven’t been drinking enough beer!
*puts tire repair kit stuff on Brewski* well, you’re a little sticky now, but it should be ok. mmmm, oh, and here’s a beer! *pantomime squeeze* don’t want to pop you again.
Thanks abstract!
*smooches*
A beer? *checks watch*
Past noon, woohoo!
I hope you doidn’t use that tire repair that you puts inside the tire!!!
Okay, FLB I won’t hide anything going forward. I shouldn’t listen to rumors anyway.
*squeeze*
So do we call you LCB or FBB?
Whoops. Guess that idea fell flat.
There. I’ve reverted to my true pseudonym.
*Leaves tin foil in plain sight*
I’m not paranoid about shiny things. And I didn’t mean to spoil your name… sorry.
No worries. After all, LCB is who I am when I’m not being who I am.
*toys a little with tinfoil to cheer aiki up*
*squeeze*
I used to make tinfoil into balls for my cats to play with. They loved it!!!
I just bought a bunch of Kong toys for my 2 cats and the other day I noticed that one of them was batting around a crumpled up piece of paper and the other was stalking a plastic binding strip from a shipping carton. Probably the carton the Kong toys were delivered in.
There’s a lesson in there somewhere but I’m not sure what.
Ooh! Tin foil!
*bats at it, chases*
*knocks down stairs*
Aaaaaahhhh!! *bonk bonk bonk bonk CRASH!*
OW!
Nothing like a cat sending you a message. Hehe
*wonders why she lives w/5 dogs*
LCB, yes… I found wine corks, string, paper bags, etc. are all of more interest to my Marvin than the big fancy expensive cat toys! They make those for humans, not for cats.
The only cat toy I’ve ever found a cat play with is the plastic ball with the holes and a bell in the middle.
Surprisingly, babies aren’t much different. They love a good piece of paper to play with. Magazines are a favorite, they’re bright and noisy.
Just don’t give a baby pots/pans and a wooden spoon.
My cats play with Walmart bags, my girls’ hair ties, and each other. Oh, and moths that somehow get into my house.
Aw thanks LCB. *Squeeze*
Hey Brewski, toss over a crumpled paper if you would.
My poor stoopid, (has 3-4 brain cells), cat spent 2 hours stalking a bug last week. Then she finally caught it and patted it to death and sat next to it for another hour sulking, cuz it didn’t wanna play anymore.
*bats crumpled ball of newsprint to aiki*
*donates 2 extra brain cells to SB’s cat*
Those bugs don’t make very good playmates, do they? Just when it gets interesting, they go *squish*.
Try a pingpong ball in the bathtub. Hours of fun.
I fired a babysitter for giving my 2.5 month old baby foil!!! She said babies like it cause it is shiney and for the crinkly sound. I have never looked at foil the same …
Back when I bred and showed Abyssinian cats, their absolute favorite toy was the tear-off plastic ring from the top of a drink bottle. By far.
Speaking of pet psychology, the peeps who did the “UP” pixar movie totally understand dogs
Those little plastic rings from the tops of milk cartons are my kitties favorite toys. They leave them for me around the house as gifts…in my bed, in my boots, in my purse, etc.
Yep – something about those plastic rings really works for kitties. I bought them toy after toy, but nooooooooooooo… they wanted the rings…
I have to say, my cat, Shadow, is easy to please as well. I had some fairly overpriced cat toys for him that he didn’t play w/ often. Then one day I came back to my apartment after Verizon had been there to install things and found him playing with a little pink plastic ball with dyed feathers and a little bell inside. Verizon gave it to him, and it has been his favorite ever since. lol!
oh, i forgot to say it was the kind you can get 5 or 10 for $1 at the dollar store.
Perhaps some of those hanging truck balls to go with??
But unfortunaltely one cool comment does not change the fact ur gay malicite.
*squeeze* good morning!
Maybe it was not so unintentionally…
Agree.
then it automatically becomes a win… HOLY COW I’M INDIAN!!!
Also thinking these people absolutely did it on purpose. Still a fail though, getting willy wheels…
I think I’m gonna purchase some of them for… my gf. yeah. that’s it.
I want to see a pic of the whole car they’re on. Bet it has Truck Nutz too.
what actually is a troll??
*squeeze*
The doodles on the wheel go round and round….
urahomo.
I think the east coast rain has driven the vermin up out of the ground. It should clear up by Thursday.
I can only hope…
I just *had* to add Louie to my clickie! It’s only appropriate today.
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It’s a new one, too!
Aww rats, I can’t get on there at work! I’ll clickie this evening
I forgot!
truly icky weather out here. it’s usually 85-90 daily by this time of year, i think it’s 60 today. I’m wearing a sweater in June!
We’ve had 80-90 during the day and a thunderstorm at night for about a week and a half. Makes it truly humuggity here. Not to mention mutant junkie mosquitoes.
eewe *gives IUL big can of OFF bug spray*
…round and round…
♫ You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby ♪
♪ Baby, down and down I go,
All around I go
In a spin, loving the spin that I’m in♫
♪ I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher. ♫
♫ Over under sideways down,
Backwards forwards square and round. ♪
♪ Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder? ♫
♫ The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’! ♪
They spin’n…
*F* bomb and N*bomb in my clicky warning*
“Never ending on beginning,
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain,
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that’s turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes on its face
And the world is like an apple
Spinning silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind!”
rats, i wanted that one
Hey! What do I win?!
uummmm, *whispers* a potato.
Aw! And that was a toughie too! Well, one potato’s betters than no potatoes, thanks!
i’m lost. what did you do to win?
Too late…you already awarded the much coveted potato abstract.
*steals potato from GV*
My potato!
I’m going home!
I answered your forspecial question four minutes after you asking it in the kick fail!
did you really?
Yes! You can even go back and check if you don’t believe me!
I’m only on the 5th book though.
omfg!!! you win my love and adoration for life!!! and $100,000,000,000,000 internet monies! And one of 5 eagles eagles and one of Admiral Aparent’s stars. oh, and um, well, annother potato.
Yayy! High five!
*holds up claw*
*feels De ja vu*
and a disco ball and a goldfish and a stapler and a box of triscuits and a calculator. well, that’s pretty much everythigna round me. let’s see. a coffee mug oooh, and some tape and extra stalpes. and one huge giant plate of cookies!!
*put on gauntlet* ok, high 5!!!
Yeah! You read any of his other books?
yes, The Stand is probably my favorite. I love the Dark Tower series and when I was reading it I wanted one of the symbols as a tattoo, but I can’t remember which one. Did not like IT at all. then after reading Dark Tower, I needed a break. So I read Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, and now I am finishing book 3 in Philip Pullman’s Golden compass trilogy. I highly recomend it.
I think his short stories and novellas are best (Skeleton Crew, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Four Past Midnight, Different Seasons), have never read It or the Strand funnily enough and only read the Subtle Knife by Phillip Pullman!
The Stand, not the Strand…just incase you decide to read it. And I cannot fathom why you only read the 2nd book… lol
read the other two. they are equally as good! oh, which book are you on now in the dark tower, and what part? I’d live to discuss it, but don’t want to spoil anything
I’m reading the 5th book at the mo (Wolves of Callia). I’m about halfway through, but I’ve read it before (couldn’t find book 6 for ages).
That song always make me think of the Smothers Brothers version: ♪I fell into a burning pot of chocolate. ♫
*claws way from the muck, feeling sore and angry again*
*hears Ring of Fire*
*dives back underground in a panic*
round and round the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasle.
that’s just nuts!
Hope he doesn’t blow a tire.
Awesome!!
He’s more likely to have a problem in the shaft.
No its balls!
I guess if you rub them they could give good support?
That’s how the hydraulics work.
Mechanics really hate servicing his car. They end up charging by the hour.
It’s messy, too. But, it’s nothing a ShamWow can’t handle!!
The mechanic reckons there’s a neverfail way to fix a flat on this car.
Blow it?
That sucks.
Jacking never works properly.
You need a hydraulic lift, instead of one of those hand-jobs.
Even with a lift it will be tough to get them off.
Maybe a cum-along would get them off?
If lubed properly, yes.
KY can help with the lubing issue.
What about baconlube? Should have the same effect while providing a nice aroma.
Careful you don’t mess up the ball bearings while you’re in there.
Should I put the Kentucky jelly on my toast before the baconlube?
BaconLube™ ALWAYS comes first
Always align before mounting.
To tighten screw clockwise, to loosen screw counter-clockwise.
You big juggerNut!
Bah! Bollocks!
really doubt this was unintentional…
I completely agree. It’s like calling those balls that hang from the back of a truck unintentional.
Being intentional does not make this any less of a fail. Those truck testicles are a huge fail, too.
*jumps on bandwagon* I hate those trailer hitch things! Nothing classy about balls hanging from your vehicle.
You said it KatzVonD and fluffy lorem ipsum. The other day I saw a truck with brass ones. It’s just so rude.
Seems everyone drives F150s here in TX and I would say, the majority of them have those stupid things hanging from the trailer hitch.
They should fine people for that crap.
Gaynor! Howdy!
Yeah… I guess you are right
Morning/Afternoon/Evening, it’s a beautiful/alright/miserable day/night/Tuesday. How has your morning/day/sleep being?
*pounces GV* Hi!!!
*giggles*
*squeeze*
Damn GV! Are you bending Time and Space again???
*Squeezes all*
*prepares for implosion*
*implodes*
Ms B and Mal, please have a tidy implosion. BFF isn’t here to clean up.
*makes a mess*
*makes a bigger mess and spreads it around*
Clean up on aisle…right here!!!
*passes out shamwows* ok, get to work
Um, who is cleaning up? The people who imploded or *GASP!!!* me?
It’s not my fault! I don’t fit otherwise!
I don’t know. I think you fit quite nicely actually.
It’s okay. Implosions are rather neat. It’s the Explosions
that get messy.
I feel dizzy now?!?!??!?
So, that means that Jennyisbusy is … dizzy? Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
*spins around and around trying to catch up with Jenny*
Careful! You might toss your cookies WN. *squeeze*
we spin’n, and spin’n
Never ending on beginning,
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain,
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that’s turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes on its face
And the world is like an apple
Spinning silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind!
Hmmm, where does one get this for their car?
At Testosterone Auto Body and Detailing Shop. On the corner of Wood Drive and Hardon Avenue.
Oh, and *squeeze* too!
*squeeze*
I’m thinking of getting these for Mr Cuddles for his birthday. Anyone want to pitch in?
Where is Cuddles anyway? We haven’t seen him here or at ICHC lately. *squeeze*
He’s busy I am sure! He’ll be back soon enough
Oh good. He was quite the snuggler once he got to know the “cheezpeeps” over at ICHC. He’s welcome there any time and so are all of you *squeeze*
*group squeeze* Good morning guys! Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been really busy at work. I hate when it cuts into my FB time!
Cuddles! *pounce and squeeze*
*waddles in to join the squeeze party* hello everyone!
Hi back at ya!
*Squeezes tofu*
Squishy tofu?
clicky! clicky! clicky!
I made these myself!! the penguins are edible!!
clicky!
this picture didn’t turn out as well…but they’re still cute!
my clicky is not working
*sneaks into squeeze party while no one is watching the door*
*Squeeze* Hey Mr. Cuddles, you missed a good BBQ yesterday.
Geez! Get your priorities straight!
*squeeze*
Morning Mr. Cuddles!
What’s this? A squeeze party?
*jumps in*
Yesterday was bbq day. Is today Cuddle Puddle day?
Every day that I’m here is Cuddle Puddle Day!
*big ol squeeeze* for anyone I haven’t squozen today. And if I have, you can have another! I’m not stingy!
squozen?? heehee!!!! I am adding it to my dictionary.
Woo hoo!
*squeezes everybody*
CUDDLES! Quit making puddles on the carpet. Bad Cuddles.
Squozen — FTW — but I thought lolspeak was not allowed here!! That a breat LOL word — OK if I steel it Velvet?????
Yea — cuddle puddles on the carpet will result in rug burns — pleae choose a smmmmooother surface please!
I don’t now about you else_mama but I am going to steal it?
*has already squozen Velvet but does it again*
Velvet is squozalicious!
*makes sure velvet is properly squozen*
And – hey Velvet is also soft — so a cuddle puddle on the squozen velvet might be good ….
Brewski, if you squoze velvet, won’t she crush?
*snuggles with Cuddles and everyone else*
Not sure. I don’t remember seeing him yesterday at the BBQ.
I looked for him. He wasn’t around.
I missed a BBQ yesterday? Damn work! Anything else exciting happen while I was away?
There you are!! *squeeze*
Yeah, you missed the bbq. No worries though, it’s going to be on every Monday going forward.
I will have to make sure I’m here for the next one!
*squeeze*
Our lol-friends had a race yesterday, we had our BBQ, but those are the major highlights. Trolls have been kind of prominent lately though.
Who won the race?
I lost track, I was too busy drinking beer, chatting, and sabotaging lolcatburglar.
…and losing your pants?
Upfi won on her propane powered skateboard. Maus tried to sabotage her by catching her in a net, but she broke thru and won….. LCB was racing Mt. McKinley and Mt Fuji after she crashed Mt. McKinley
And I accidentally smashed up NOM, which is our ICHC restaurant. Burfday Fairy put our captive trolls to work repairing it. It re-opens on the current LOL. There’s a nice buffet setup outside. Come join us!
Don’t forget to get your drive shaft looked over too.
And replace your head gasket.
I’m no good at these ballsy puns.
Careful, gigeoxy. You might get the sack.
and then go down like a ton of bricks as a result…
Then I’d have to limp out of the thread in shame…
You’re doing find, gigeoxy. We should erect a pun-memorial in your hono(u)r.
I think we should not use wood this time, tho.
Yeah. We got shafted with the wood last time.
was it the morning wood?
The weather is too hard on wood.
Makes it turn soft and pliable.
and flexible!
teabag anyone?
They are hard to handle.
*snork* nice to see you again Ms. B! It’s Taya the “winged kitten” from ICHC
Welcome! Want to toss the pun ball around?
Of course I’ve got the balls to do so!
figuratively speaking of course
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?
Your back ok brewski?
He speaks of the mountain chez
I was referring to Taya not being fixed, which is just fine.
Hey! Be nice to the kitten!
could go both ways… they look like bone(r)s
*sneaks away to google Testosterone Auto Body and Detailing Shop’s location*
Darn!!
c*ck **
INFLATE TO CORRECT PSI.
Deflating is more than ok too in this case.
I don’t think that one does much driving.
What kind of idiot doesn’t spot this – obviously intentional
Not FAIL, intentional. I’ve seen these for sale at auto shows.
To pay for them, put them on, then take a pic of it. Give them a littler here.
Well, if it was unintentional, I guess they crafted it very well
Atleast they’re not fools, they got it encased in rubber!
*SQUEEZE!* Long time no see! Welcome back! I made a comment in hexidecimal a couple of weeks ago, and nobody got it
hehehe.
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Looks like that rubber is ribbed for pleasure!
42 65 74 74 65 72 20 73 61 66 65 20 74 68 65 6e 20 73 6f 72 72 79 2e 0d 0a
49 66 20 69 74 27 73 20 6e 6f 74 20 6f 6e 2c 20 69 74 27 73 20 6e 6f 74 20 6f 6e 21
54 68 65 20 42 72 65 65 7a 65 20 61 74 20 64 61 77 6e 20 68 61 73 20 73 65 63 72 65 74 73 20 74 6f 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 2e 0d 0a 0d 0a 44 6f 6e 27 74 … 61 72 65 20 67 6f 69 6e 67 20 62 61 63 6b 20 61 6e 64 20 66 6f 72 74 68 20 …
52 65 6d 69 6e 64 73 20 6d 65 20 6f 66 20 61 20 66 75 6e 6e 79 20 73 69 74 65 2e 20 43 6c 69 63 6b 79 21 20 57 41 52 4e 49 4e 47 3a 20 49 74 27 73 20 61 20 73 6c 6f 67 61 6e 20 73 69 74 65 20 66 6f 72 20 63 6f 6e 64 6f 6d 73 20 61 6e 64 20 6d 61 79 20 6e 6f 74 20 62 65 20 61 70 70 72 6f 70 72 69 61 74 65 20 66 6f 72 20 61 6c 6c 20 77 6f 72 6b 20 70 6c 61 63 65 73 2e
4f 6f 70 73 21 20 48 65 72 65 20 69 73 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 61 6c 20 63 6c 69 63 6b 79 21 20 53 61 6d 65 20 77 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 2e
49 74 20 77 61 73 20 66 6f 72 20 65 6e 74 65 72 74 61 69 6e 6d 65 6e 74 2e 20 59 6f 75 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6f 20 63 6c 69 63 6b 2e 20 54 68 65 20 77 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 77 61 73 20 74 68 65 72 65 2e
F U C K Y O U A L L
and…
49 74 20 77 61 73 20 66 6f 72 20 65 6e 74 65 72 74 61 69 6e 6d 65 6e 74 2e 20 59 6f 75 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 6f 20 63 6c 69 63 6b 2e 20 54 68 65 20 77 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 20 77 61 73 20 74 68 65 72 65 2e
I am sorry Aiki – this exceeds my limit of effort i am willing to put out here – I did stick around long enough to pick up this disturbing little doozy:
Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
You have got to be kidding me. If you think I’m going to take the time to convert these to ASCII, you’ve got another think coming!!
Hmm…
*googles for an ASCII chart*
here is a converter. clicky.
Thanks!! *bookmarks it*
That will actually come in handy for work.
57 68 79 20 64 6f 65 73 20 69 74 20 74 61 6b 65 20 73 6f 20 6d 75 63 68 20 73 70 61 63 65 3f
01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01100001 01100111 01110101 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101101 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110011 01100011 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
If you can’t convert hexadecimal in your head than… I don’t know. You should learn. Its EXACTLY like learning a new language.
*Than = Then*
But why should one learn it? What need does the average person have of this knowledge?
I think it would be much more useful to be able to read bar codes by sight.
There actually is something to that. But, there are not that many barcodes in use these days. Those codes can sometimes be identical, to other products. Assuming of course that those items are unlikely to be sold in the same establishment. I hate the fact that I’ve worked retail as many years as I did.
Pleasure that goes on for miles.
20″ of fast fun
*stares*
*squeezes*
Welcome back!
*boops Retaba’s nose*
Good to see you back!
uhmmmm…ehmmmm…ohmmmm….
Okey?.
x_X
Bet you can use those rubbers over and over, well maybe a few 1000 miles worth.
I’m not convinced it wasn’t intentional…
IQ Test:
How many nuts are in this picture?
Bet these come with a hummer
Good one!!
No butts about it.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round all around the town.
you fail at life bumboy
im pretty sure that is not “unintentional”
I think you are going in circles Kiklan.LOL
Targeted ad fail: is this the first time anyone else has seen an ad for Trojan on the side bar here?
No, I’ve seen it once or twice.
I only see that green thing with yellow goo coming out of its mouth. *shivers*
It’s just a really messed up tiki statue, don’t worry.
Who says it was unintentional?
Phailic?
looks like a todger.
Phailic, like “fail” and “phallic” put together? Huh? No?
*facepalm*
who says the phallic fail is unintential?
who says this is unintentional, hey?
try buy it on ebay
I dont think this was unintenional?
How does the owner of this car spend his weekends?
Wax on, wax off, until he can see his face being pointed at by 9 big shiny pokers.
He’d be cleaning up that “wax” all day.
♪ p-p-p-poker face ♪
♪ p-p-p-poker face ♪
Poke who’s face
ur mothers
@GV, Patrica the calf♀ and I might want to hang out again.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Love it ZA!
nah fat balls
Man buying these = trying to make up for short cumings in the trouser department?
Maybe not, maybe it’s just a sign that says I love to jack off with my friends.
*thinks.. Did I just said that?*
Hmmm… you could be right. Maybe I misjudged the guy.
He is leader of the Secret Soggy Biscuit Society.
He’s surely a Circle Jerk
Most likely. Has the theory been put forward yet that these are on a hummer/F150?
Looks way too small to be a Hummer.
OK, let’s see if this works…
Hmmm, I was inspired by “show your face day” to take a portrait pic. I tried embedding it with HTML, but it didn’t come through. Maybe I can manage a link to my WP account where you can see it.
Sorry… Should have waited for your follow up. I don’t see the pic unfotunantely.
OMG-what a surprise! (Better than the pickle variety though)
Should I ask? … What did you expect?
I never know who is male and who is female…It’s particularly hard on lolcats! It would be rude to pick somebody up, and start feeling the furry nether-regions!
And I made it even more confusing, since I post “as” Angelina over there, and she’s female.
♪ Mow the lawn, Brewski! ♪
Is that the equivalent to making a grilled cheese sandwich?
Huh
You’ll have to see one of my earlier clickies. Comment number 473567 has the right link. Read the comments, it’s pretty funny.
I gave you a female voice in my head -my fail.
I did too!
Sweet!!!
*Is waiting…*
*Sees it working*
I saw it! What did it do though?
So. How is everyone today?
Good Mal.
How is your day going? Heard you missed the bus?
Egads, I missed like three buses. Day is going well though, I am giving off the impression that I am working hard today. To my credit, I am getting a good deal done…
*yawns*
I got absolutely nothing done yesterday. Today is a bit more productive, but not much. Somebody came by my desk today asking about an issue with a production product, I had totally spaced if off. FB is going to get me fired!!
Two things you should know:
1. always hold a notebook & write one last thing down after being ‘interupted’ by a co-worker.
2. say”Yes, I was concerned that it may be a problem.”
This should buy you enough time to jump back into reality.
*writes Jenny’s suggestions down for future use* This will surely get me a big bonus this year.
was it the porcelain bus? because if it was you should get to cleaning now.
*gets out big stack of ShamWows for Mal*
258th!
This is obviously a Volvo.
i think its more like a vulva
You know they have those truck balls hanging from the tailgate. Just cuz.
hgbnvf i dont know
Hardly Unintentional. That’s a new style of rim made for the consumption of those that like to trick out their cars.
I find it amusing men think this makes them look more masculine, but all references otherwise would make them… gay.;)
Most of these comments are like what Twitter would be if it was 1,000 times more idiotic that it already is.
I wish there could be 2 comment threads on this blog: one thread for idiots with no life and their idiot virtual “friends,” and a second thread for people who enjoy funny pictures and like to read and make comments about them.
Oh I’m sorry! I wasn’t aware that the internet was made solely for you, I’ll just leave now. But, what’s this? It appears that the internet is in fact made for everyone? What an odd policy! So basically what that means is; if you don’t like the way a site is, push off and find another one and stop being a jerkhole to people.
*standing ovation for GV*
Actually, I agree that the comments here are no fun anymore.
There used to be a lot of smart people and hilarious remarks about the pics here but lately there is so much extraneous crap that you can’t even find the good stuff.
I don’t think the commenter wanted to deny anyone a venue for their brainless self-absorbed gibberish, he just wished there was also a place for the smart funny people to joke about the failblog pics.
I’ve pretty much stopped looking here for the funny commentary… I was just checking to see if anyone had posted on the origin of the hubcaps. Of course, it is hard to tell because it is such a pain to wade though all the junk.
I think the point is that you can be a twit anywhere, but this is really the only place for people to have fun joking about these pics.
You know, you are entitled to an opinion. That’s fine. But so am I. And it’s my opinion that you shouldn’t be allowed to have an opinion.
More to the point, we DID talk about the pic. But there are only so many things one can say about ANY fail pic. Suck it up and get over it.
Actually the trolls have helped to shape the community into what it is. The site gets attacked and the regulars have had to band together just to keep it from being simply a laundry list of cuss words and firsts. Most threads start as a comment on the pic and just take on a life of their own.
Now you see; if sickofthis had presented his/her points more like this, instead of a personal attack on people using the blog I wouldn\’t have minded. While I can see your point, I don\’t see the community here as a bad thing. Perhaps there should be a separate comment section strictly for stuff relevant to the fails?
oh, well that just sucks. Someone must not have stayed on the thread topic. on the internet. thats just awful.
That rim job should be popular in San Francisco
*rim shot*
..
er… I think I’ll leave now…
O.O ew.
lmaoooooooo
Since my brain is only functioning at 5% today due to regular maintenance may someone please point out the fail? And what Phallic means?
Put it this way.
How many wheelnuts do you see in the picture?
I get it…
They are frequent enough that there could be a separate website just for Phails!
That looks ridiculous. That picture is just fail. Who would think that would evoke sexual feelings?
Definitely NOT unintentional.
uhm… that was totally intentional… I can tell
Circle Jerk!!!
Talk about baller rims. *pun
It’s actually a Giger design.
It’s only perverted if you look at it that way. It took me forever to figure out what was “FAIL” about it.
That’s MY wheel of fortune…
They see me boning’; They hatin’
More like Intentional Phallic Win!
indeed, David
oh god eww
You know therefore considerably in relation to this matter, made me for my part imagine it from a lot of numerous angles. Its like women and men aren’t involved unless it’s something to accomplish with Girl gaga! Your own stuffs great. Always maintain it up!