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Looks pretty much the same when the comments aren’t nesting properly.
its a conservertry
It’s a deck. Bedroom is inside.
Thats one big deck.
A bird on the roof is better than… No wait, that’s not it.
A bird in the bed, it’s time to get laid.
holy smokes. Did he die?
i erd e iz died?
nope,not really
The “fail” is that the bird made his “house” outside the bird house.
no shit Einstein?
Zweistein!
Actually, the birdhouse is already full, so he has to sleep outside in the stable. I mean, nest.
Well, it’s not that much of a fail, seeing as the birdhouse is being as useful anyway.
Maybe his wife made him sleep outside.
That’s what she said.
he couldn’t get the furniture through the door.
Claustrophobic bird!
Not claustrophobic, just the outdoorsy type.
Na. The bird is a VIP and he dweels inside. That nest on top is that of his bodyguard. His watchbird so to speak.
Obviously papa bird has been sharing the nest with a few other birds, and is in the dog-box, so to speak.
He only dated one other chick.
she was a hoot
but she had a very expensive taste so he had to resort to robin.
(Hi Loz! How’s the flooding? *squeeze*)
You should have seen the breasts on that chicken.
*snork!!!*
Leila are you stuck in Moanday Land?
Some chicken vaginas might cheer you up…
TY – good eye.
Not only does she have a nice pair of boobies, but nice legs as well.
Don’t forget those thighs.
Nice titmice!
Woo hoo! Congratulations!
*invites Loz to a dance*
*forgets the steps*
Um…one forward, two sideways, bend knees… Forget it.
Busy busy! I would like to spend more time here but that won’t be possible in the near future.
Congrats Loz!
*throws some virtual confetti*
Congrats, Loz! I know how relieved you are to be done!
*is overwhelmed by all the hugs*
always guaranteed a warm welcome when I return to FB!
*throws mortarboard in the air*
czuhc, the belgians are infamous for having two left feet. i forgive you.
*hugs loz*
*pops champagne cork*
*pops brewski’s cork*
*YELLS* LOZ!
*scampers over too late*
she’s gone again
no, no, I’m here again!
oh… oh no… being dragged away… nooooo….!! save me skwerlly bob!
*grabs hold*
*carries Loz to Fire Safey Fail*
Gack! ^Safety
Then his twitter account was suspended.
^5
You are correct my feathered friend!
HI, I LIEK SAND.
Go pound, then.
Maybe it’s Woodstock trying to emulate his best friend Snoopy?
WARNING: Low-flying upside down birdies.
This bird thinks outside the box!
I’d love to visit your box.
Dont do it. Jam has a smelly box.
What does it smell like?
Smells like something crawled up there and died.
i heard there was a mass genocide of 145,000 salmon up there
Hollo and gday that is just rude by the by no respect for women I
would say. If someone talked about your sister or mom or grandma that way you would be offended. Please apologizes to jam. Thank you.
Well said.
*sigh*
When does school start again?
ugh…get these avatar-less kids back in there…
Not soon enough jam. Not soon enough.
*squeeze* Good morning.
*squeeze*
Afternoon Leila.
I think I’m just going to lurk on here until it does.
Doh! Always forget the vast time difference.
I will be doing the same too. Your comment about the bird thinking outside of the box made me LOL!
Bah…stupid trolls… *squeeze*
Missed my bus(es)! Off to work I go! Hi ho!
(Don’t let the trolls win)
NEVER! *squeezes to all*
Have a good day Mal.
*squeeze*
*sits at his desk with a cup of coffee*
HAHAHAHA, ‘team of super friends’ how old are you 7. Gayboy
*snork* at gayboy
‘morning Malicite! *squeeze*
Why does jam always attract these weirdos? Maybe you should change your avatar to something scary, like Grannycatflap.
Morning team.
*Grrr*
*squeeze Brewski*
If jam wants, I have some scary vegetables she can use as her avi.
Mal you are right my first language is Ojibwa. I was 31 before i saw a tv for the first time in my life LOL.
Don’t kids go outside during the summer anymore? G’morning everyone. *squeezes*
..Or get summer job?
Damn bad economy. I think we should all start eating at McDonald’s regularly, so these loosiers can serve us up some fries.
Generally speaking, trolls are usually those who sit at a table with their mouths open and tell the parents ‘put food here’ with nothing in return. I doubt that any of them know what job means.
Sounds like baby birds!
@ gigeoxy: usually birds know when to leave. Troll variety moves into the parent’s basement and is on the computer all day doing…well, you know.
Don’t parent birds shove the baby birds out of the nest when it’s time? And yes… yes I know.
I guess that’s where Emily comes in
If Emily is part of the FB gods then yes. I am so happy to have them around. They are very quick to rid FB of infestation too.
as ICHC’s lolcatburglar so ardently put it in her song on the Cheeztown Cryer: “Fatuous Trolls” (means lazy)
It’s a chick in the box
hippie bird..why not
This fail is for the birds!
Yeah, didn’t see it ’cause it sucks. Failbird is fail.
Now what does that remind me of…
First of all I made the top 10
Please don’t bud in front of me it is rude LOL.
Hint; that should be “don’t BUTT in front..” as in “push”
Thanks for the correction.roadkill.
1) A bird in the hand is better then one on the box.
2) To nest or not to nest that is the question!.
3) Maybe the birds couldn’t wait after the honeymoon
so the built their nest so they could copulate?.
4) good morning all and a +wing+ all around.
I have my suspiscions that you really are mentally challenged.
Who me Hmmmm ?.
hmmm, yes you.
I am not feeling the love.LOL
Retards cant feel love.
So by saying that, you are a retard?. Come on give me a hug!.
Hugs hugs You don’t have a problem with your sexuality do you LOL.?
Why? Are you a gay retard?
I suppose you could use your drool as lube.
You wish I was drooling. So how is your day so far hmmm?.
Same old?. Well you made a friend today not an enemy?.
What did you have for breaky?.
I had? with? and extra?
hmmm, I don’t believe that 5 Eagles has English as a first language. Back off.
Try not to feed the Trolls.
Nevertheless, I am curious as to what language puts two punctuations at the end of sentences with question and exclamation marks.
I don’t think he understands that a question mark replaces the period.
It’s a 2 family home now. With this economy the inlaws had to move in upstairs.
Or a 30 something child that won’t leave home. Since there is
no basement the roof will have to do. How are you today Katvond?.
Just peachy, thanks. How are you this fine morning?
Better then Mr. sunshine hmmm above LOL. katvond.
eagles, you should remember never to feed the troll.
I hope you aren’t talking about me! G’morning Leila. *squeeze*
Not you Katz…absolutely not. *squeeze*
Whew! I thought maybe I had caught the troll virus with out realizing.
No worries.
I think eagles handled that beautifully. Kudos!
Engaging trolls…never a good idea. HEHE
Who’s engaged to a troll?
morning *squeeze*
Hiya Jules!! How goes it?
Eh, it’s a monday for me since we went to 4-10’s over the summer. So kinda slow getting going right now.
I feel your pain.
4-10’s is a really nice schedule when you get in the swing of it. I look at it as 1 less day to drive to work, get dressed, find food at work, etc.
*squeeze*
If you can’t beat your enemy with a stick then love you enemy to death LOL.
Sorry Leila couldn’t help myself, you have the same problem but only with a cannon LOL.
Meh, you don’t have to say sorry to me.
*squeeze*
+Squeeze+ back at ya Beautiful leila.LOL
I do believe it’s a BAT house and not a bird house.
Well there seems to be an opening on the front gardenwall2, bat houses have an opening from the bottom. Bat can only drop to fly. They die if they fall on the ground.
They don’t die if they fall on the ground unless they fall into a pile of bugs that eat them almost instantly. They just have to crawl back up to a high point and flop off so to speak
Yes you are right. thanks CD. I was trying to say that.
It’s not a bat house, but a bluebird house. The nest on top is probably a robin; they make nests on ledges like that.
Sort of like batman and robin, or blueman and robin LOL morning birdgirl.
Penthouse apartment..?
Sun win.
I think the birds are trying to have a thatched roof on their bird house – I heard that’s in at the moment..a little birdie told me that.
Don’t talk to birdies mark LOL. you put them in a hole (golf joke).
You do the same with eagles….or 5 EAGLES! =D
LMAO chaz
Mornin’ everyone!
*squeeze*
*punch*
*facepalm*
Where are the fb-ers who know what I’m talking about?
LOL not very friendly from roughjustice.
Morning Chaz festerbottom.
+squeeze+
*bites eagles*
Is that a love bite rough?.LOL how are you today?.
I am doing great! Except I got punched back there? How are you?
LOL he couldn’t punch you? you are indestructible. Chaz.
I am good today.
LOL I didn’t see that ninja “?” that found its way into my reply! But now that you mention it, yes. I AM indestructible.
*stamps on chez’s face*
As you can see from my name, I am the provider of maps to the troll cave. I would like to offer you one at no charge. Click on my clickie for your map.
LOL wow to think that such a hard man is looking at a little birdies nest… we are not worthy!
Morning Chaz. *squeeze* Not many FB’s online yet.
Good morning! And I know! It’s kinda quiet around here…oh well, it’ll probably liven up later!
*squeeze*
‘morning Chaz *squeeze*
Mornin’ Leila! How’s your tuesday going?
It’s ONLY Tuesday?
I wish I was in bed curled up under a blanket. It should be okay though as soon as I get my caffeine.
Mornin’ everyone!
*squeeze*
May I offer you some cake from the lolcat’s breakroom to make up for all the troll trouble you are having? You really seem to have an infestation.
CAKE!!!!
Is it chocolate? *please say yes*
About the infestation, it’s not a big deal as long as you push your ignore button.
*pushes ignore button*
Yes, it is chocolate cake. With nuts in it. And chocolate frosting. Death by chocolate.
upfi…Thank you for the cake!!! It’s much appreciated especially today. *squeeze*
Hi upfi! *squeeze*
I had a craving for brownies (plain ordinary brownies, Leila!) this weekend, but was out of butter. So I ended up with some chocolate cookies that are so ridiculously chocolatey that I can’t eat them. “Chocolate ecstasy” or something like that… super rich and triple-chocolatey. Anybody want them?
This infestation gets worse every day! *sprays pesticide on thread* I would love some cake, Upfi. Thanks so much.
*hands KatzVonD a large piece on a plate*
Just make sure to stay away from the cloud of pesticide hanging over the thread while you’re eating it.
Oh, don’t worry. This pesticide spray won’t harm humans, just trolls and other creepy crawlies. Thanks for the cake! *squeeze*
Ahem!!! I hope my avatar doesn’t fall into the category creepy crawly …
Let me rephrase that… It will only harm trolls and other unwanted creatures….not cute little caterpillars.
Hey guys it’s Taya the winged kitten from ICHC *squeezes to all*
Where’s the fail here? They just made it a two story home w/ Loft… beautiful view….on 2 acres of land with dirt patches for easy worm access.
This is Bird Win.
I have an easy worm that birds like in their mouths.
*flops worm out*
Ban plz? Kthx.
LOL.
Soon.
LOL
NOT AGAIN
<3
wtf kinda game is tht? very weird
At the risk of appearing trollish (seen enough trolls already, and so early), that looks like a robins nest. Robins are not cavity nesters.
The Trollvolution will not be televised…
I will nest in your cavity judson.
It looks like today is going to be awesome…lousy kids…
It’s ok… RoughJustice missed the bus, but it’s only for today. His fellow 3rd graders are relieved today, but we must suffer now. Put on your best Troll armor and ignore it.
LMAO Yesaruni good one .morning yesaruni.
Very true Yesa…very true…
If It Weren’t for Those Meddlesome Kids!
*rips mask off of Jenny*
*Gives Brewski a scooby snack*
The bird thinks out of the box, that’s a good thing.
Ahem!! Hairy, I think jam said that already. LOL *squeeze*
Well, once it’s out of the box…
Jam, did? This was the first thing that came to my head and I didn’t read the other comments. whoops
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I am only on my 1st cup of coffee – do you need some too?
Oh, darn! I’ve just made some soup.. Uhm.. Want to trade?
Ok everyone! I’m off! Bye! Good luck fighting the trolls! *squeeze*
Hmmmmm, hole is too small……bummer.
.
Morning failfriends!
My bad, *changes to “G” comment mode*
Just kidding! Where’s the fun in that?
That was totally uncalled for!
You’re bein’ fantastically touchy today?
Agreed, I’m not sure why I’m being such a baby.
It’s just a minor setback…
‘morning my limbless friend *squeeze*
When the hole is too small……bum-her.
needs spit
:-O Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
B positive.
that’s a negative
Are you sure?
Bloody right I am
I’m glad my wife isn’t the only one who throws my shit on the roof when I screw up.
lolz u sed shit
I don’t have this problem – my husband won’t let me get my own wife.
Damn him!
I made a similar joke in a Morman household this weekend, I got crickets and glares in return… Ooops
*rofl*
*ROFL*
My ultra-conservative fiance’s face usually goes blank when I tell him I am a tri-sexual. I don’t even know what it means. I just say it to get a reaction.
Having sex in the 3rth person maybe?
You finished the mezzanine!
the birds much too big for the hole anyways.
xDDDD
I bet whoever took the picture found the nest, placed it on top of the birdhouse, thought it was funny, and called it “bird fail.”
this is not a fail. A bird built a roof for its house! This is a win!
How is this a fail? Birds are not the playthings of humans; they can build their nests wherever they want to. Sure, they’ll nest inside birdhouses, but it’s not a “bird fail” if it decides to build its nest on top of the birdhouse instead. -.-
Looks like a cozy place to me!
Looks like a copy paste to me.
(Birds won´t nest properly below this level)
Round of applause, Polar. Funnies comment of the lot.
+ “t”
How is this a fail? Maybe the owners didn’t clean out the bird house properly. Birds have been nesting for millions of years before we started building them houses.
i’d say that that’s actually a win for the bird.
Um, living in Austin, Texas, USA, I can tell you that is a bat house. For bats. Not birds. There are bats all around here, and plenty of bat houses.
So really, not a fail. Sorry.
Uh, I’m the owner of this pic an I can safely say that this was a bluebird house, not a freakin’ bat house. SW Missouri isn’t a popular place for bats. >.<
out-of-the-box thinking WIN.
1 minute before me… creepy..
There’s something about birds that makes us come together.
(wait, that didn’t come out right…)
I guess Birds really think outside the box huh?
It’s not a fail, it’s a penthouse!
Could be worse, could be a mourning dove nest–WORLD’S WORST NEST BUILDERS!!! And, to the bird/bat house controversy, looks more like a bird house that a squirrel decided to renovate.
This is definately a win for the bird: you can just imagine a little cartoon bird saying “F*** your nanny, welfare state: I don’t need help from you dumb humans, I make my own home!” The fact that the nest is built on the bird box makes the win an Ironic one too
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by the way that bird house looks…maybe it was made by a boyscout…who would want to live in a house where the walls had cracks in them
Well, that is a bat box, not a bird house. So a bat is probably living in the bat box
I am not certain whether or not a woodpecker or woodworker made the birdhouse on the telegraph pole.