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Well, I’ve seen worse…no, actually, I haven’t.
Thats his natural hairline
He’s cursor’d with hair like that forever?
Everything seems to point that way.
Still, he doesn’t look too sharp. I doubt he even notices.
Perfect Hair Forever.
HA!
HO!
HE!
HMMMGGHHHHH…..
his arrow goes WHERE?!
epic win imo
He’d better straighten up and fly right if he knows what’s good for him.
Yes, and he darts around all over the place trying to score with his bull.
This makes me quiver just to look at it.
It’s not all the fletching, for sure.
^that
*gives up, goes home*
Icon not even look at it for very long. *cries*
*squeezes* hello!
Nothing a little hot wax can’t take care of!
{{{skwirrlgrrl}}} Can I watch?
(Ohai! I posted a comment on ICHC this morning, but after 2 hours awaiting moderation, I gave up.)
*squeeze*
We love to hate WP over there!
I’ve been moderated too… no rhyme or reason it seems, to who gets through and who doesn’t. You might try again.. maybe sacrifice a cheezburger?
Heh heh. lolspeak must really confuse the learning mechanism on their filter!
Yet it lets through things like “fùck”.
SIDHE!
u still here? ur comment finally showed up.. and was brought forward to the newest lol. Ur in!!
Ohai, it’s skwirrl!! I vaguely remember something disturbing about Friday… nah, must have just been a dream.
Heiney ho, Brewski!
Wait…you really forgot?? and here I was thinking I was special….. *sniffle*
Yes…just a dream brewski, it was just a dream… *has flashbacks or brewski’s ridiculousness on Friday*
Cuddles, congratulations on the promotion to corporal! *squeeze*
What’s all this about “ridiculousness”? I just took a nap!
*squeezes skwirrlgrrl*
You snored a little, but other than that, yes, just a nice peaceful nap.
there’s a faint odor of root veggie about you though…
*squeezes Brewski*
Did you notice how it’s perfectly centered and matching with his facial hair? Wonder how long he spent getting them perfectly even.
treasure trail win!!!!!
tRIM WIN
Very nice…
The trunks pulled a little below his waistline really adds that final touch.
I wonder if he has a matching butt pattern.
So he can find it with both hands, a map, and a team of experts?
Do they use dogs? Do they sniff his butt?
Call in the special forces Cadaver Dogs, there’s another dead one here.
Semi Moon the new twilight daze movie.
Looks like a martini with an olive and a swizzel stick.
@Sidhe Cat : That’s sick Sidhe Cat, would you eat the olive?
A ‘tini gut is better than a beer gut.
(Not his)
All I keep seeing when I look at it again (and why am I doing that?) is a giant face. Must be the shaft (hate to even use that word here) of the arrow looks like a nose to me.
lol, you said shaft!!
You’re damn right! Can ya dig it? (Shut your mouth)
It’s a pink flamingo’s face!
Looks a little bit like a dradle (spellcheck?)
dreidel
All signs point to Fail!
how is this a fail and not a win?
Perhaps you’re looking at the woman in the blue bikini behind his left arm? Otherwise, I’m not with you.
And notice the smirk on the kid’s face – that’s because this guys back is shaved to look like an UP arrow. ▲
In case he headplants the red carpet they will know to turn him over.
*erase HEADplant*
*type FACEplant*
*erase FACEplant*
*type EGGplant*
*dip in beaten egg, breadcrumbs*
*fry*
YUM!! I’ll put the leftovers in the breakroom, for later.
because it’s stupid. Duh.
Dreidel, I think. Maybe.
I was the very very first one to rate!!
thats just awesome.
…Sarcasm?
‘Cuz I’m actually really proud of myself. ^-^
I may have forgotten what it’s for, but I’ll never forget where it is!!
This gay guy is better http://www.nubstatus.com/forums/album_pic.php?pic_id=10&full=true&user_id=8
What sickness would make ANYONE think that: 1st it’s a good idea and 2nd so good that tattooing it on there forever was an even better idea?
I made the top 25.
The arrow points to the cool swimming trunks?.
The arrow points to the sand?.
The arrow points to his toe nails?.
The arrow points to his knobby knees?.
What about, the arrow points to his brain?.
♫ I’m so easily led . . . when the little head does the thinkin’ … ♫ ~ John Hyatt
You made my day.
Glad to help.
Hello Really.
*counts*
My maths isn’t great but that’s only 4. hehehe
First 4 are free, you have to subscribe to get the rest.
I meant I made the top 25 comments list LOL. Sometimes Jam you say some of the funniest things very flipped which is good, just keep on keeping it funny LOL.
I knew what you meant.
Umm… thank you, I think.
Cake in the breakroom?
Sounds like a plan!
Please, help yourself to the faceplant, er, I mean eggplant leftovers.
Power plant?
The cake is a lie.
The cookies are the truth!
[Lol] Waht teh fakk? [/Lol]
Dude you really suck.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of hair
Arf arf arf! That qualifies for a Popeye laugh!
Keep this pic to show the kids when they ask where babies come from.
How will this guy ever have kids? Buy them at WalMart?
Define ‘have’…
*just made self feel ill*
*pictures a woman with a shaved bulls-eye….arrggghhhh!!!!!*
Maybe he can/i> hit the target after all!
*sigh*
Cursor my chevrons.
It’s okay, jam. Perhaps you can buy some extra chevrons at a tag sale.
Maybe she
code, but I don’t know if they’d give her aor not.
^ a
or not.
*feels dizzy* Oh never mind!
404′ed!
I was trying to be a smart-ass, but chevron-space-br-space-chevron messed up. Then I tried chevron-comma-br-comma-chevron. I
struck out.Heh heh! You deserve a <> today!
doh!! I also failed. *sigh*
You deserve a <br> today?
How did you get that to print!?
That comment is greater than mine.
hehe
I think this guy is saying “I want you Jam, right now!.”
Fleas?
Please?
The arrow will help, even the most stupid female will follow it all the way to his penis.
…foiling Darwin again.
Perhaps low-IQ hairy offspring are somehow genetically favored?
Oh I thought that arrow was for him. Sexism fail by the way.
It means “if you don’t like my face baby, look at this!!!”
MRN, are you in love with him? cos you’re posting here non-stop? you just can’t stop looking at him and fantasizing about him….
failure..
I concur with woot on this one MRN LOL, hahahahahahah.
Woot a load of rubbish!
Not fair! I can’t rebut you without replying yet again, which makes your argument seem more valid.
The reality is, I have a history of episodic binging on Failblog, and the last Fail (Win) didn’t have a lot going for it, so I’ve got this pent-up urge… well, that’s going to get me into even more hot water, isn’t it?
it’s ok to like him.. it’s not a crime…
we’re not here to judge.. except haters..
Funny, because that’s exactly what you’re doing.
*tries to hide steaming cauldron*
Whaaa…? Oh, no. No no no. *cough*
I understand, MRN. Sometimes I go a bit hyper too, like I’ve eaten a whole tube of blue smarties.
*squeeze*
*squeezes to jam and MRN*
No one else was saying much. I was glad to see a comment.
*squeezes Sidhe, jam and MRN*
Just plain old glad to see you all. Have missed many FB doses these days.
*guffaw* No, darlin’, it’s an overhead view of a very chubby kitty.
… but now that you mention it …
*cringes*
*squeezes kitty*
I’m glad of MRN’s comments too.
Woot is going on with the world today?
I just keep thinking of woot as having the m upside-down, and everything it says, doesn’t matter. MRN is one of the best of the lot, I say!
I think MRN is one of the funniest posters on the blog, hence my post down below, asking where he’s been lately. VVV
Don’t forget to add, he is very nice.
…and so are you.
That’s a sweet thing to say! *smooch!*
LOL hahahahah MRN. Ok you win.
woot. I think you suck even more than the fat guy on the picture.
I really do.
/care
/share
/pear
/tear
/Glare
.
Ahh! My eyes!
/flare
pweeeeety lights
Oh, c’mon people, it was a fair exchange, even though woot is wrong. I thought it was funny (then I threw up a little).
how was i wrong? you’re still here.. are you not?
As you?
and you?
Uhmmm. I’m working at the moment, I keep switching to hunt your dumb & foolish posts.
are you always this bitter? or only when you’re PMSing?
I’m guessing Always PMSing…
Come on people. Play nice now.
MRN… come back, don’t let him chase you off!
How did it come you get on failblog?
I’m GUESSING you googled, who can help me if I’m a fail?
I was looking for your official website, that’s what came up first….
beside, you didn’t answer my question yet.. does that mean my guess was correct?
It means I’m intressted in your question as much as in the numbre of hairs that this fat guy has on his “bierbauch”.
sloot, goot, stoot, koot, groot, boot, moot, noot, poot, toot,
That’s a lot of words with ‘oot’ on the end, but woot does not seem to appear in it.
Hey, gang, there’s cake in the breakroom!
The cake meeting is a lie.
CAKE!!!!
*squeeze* ‘morning Judy.
Hey, Leila. Hope it’s a beautiful sunny day where you are!
Expecting a high of 97 today with almost 70% humidity. Sun is out but with a few clouds. Fun!!!!!
The flower on his trunks are poinsettias? What are they pointing too?.
Plumeria or Hibiscus, not poinsettias. And they are pointing everywhere that the arrow is not. Hi 5!
I can’t read your name?.
How am I supposed to know?
It says “Oh, swell foop.” It’s me, swell foop.
I already knew that.
*squeeze*
Late late late, but *squeeze*!
The flowers are hibiscus.
No they are not its poison ivy.
Here be dragons!
I wonder how much action this gets him.
On second thought, no I don’t. I know exactly how much.
You do? I’m still guessing.
I’d say that’s a win
There’s always one!
Is this the won then?
If he’s the won, I’ll be wan.
Can I be the wøn?
No but you can be Yoko Uno
Tamagochi? Please?
Not enough hair for the “She loves the c0ck” bit?
I could do that
I wonder if whatever female he ends up snagging with that(god help us all if he does) has a “matching” sort of haircut….
MRN! Where the hell you been? We missed ya!
In the future, please make sure not to neglect your failblog posting duties! We’ll let you off with a warning this time.
Notice he went silent again? *sniffs* Did you shower Brewski? Or is it me?
Yes I showered! I didn’t wash my pants, but all I did is take a nap in them on Friday afternoon. Or so I’m told.
Sure…let’s just stick to that story.
Not bad! Not bad at all!!
Is this what your ass looked like, Hairy?
*squeeze*
Almost, it was less fat and it had a question mark with quotations around it.
*squeeze*
How are you?
To overuse a tired cliche: Not bad for a Monday! Entertained out-of-town guests this weekend.
No skateboard or parkour injuries this weekend, I hope?
I’ll use the cliche again! I’m not doing bad for a Monday either! Nope no ass-splinters or any other kind of injuries
I am going –> way! *chugs coffee*
Hi Leila! Look what I did!!
*pulls up shirt*
Good morning everyone! *squeeze* all around. Nice to see you again MRN.
Where is gaynorvader?
hi person *sqeeze boobs*
*squeeze*
‘morning. No gaynor, why?
Haven’t seen him in a while. That’s all.
Hope you had a great weekend.
I saw him singing rock ‘n roll with Patrica last night.
How is you weekend?
*squeeze*
I didn’t do anything over the weekend and THAT is heaven to me. I was content just being home.
Maybe he and Patrica the calf did like Brewski and partied a little too much.
Pffffffffff, you are so lucky! This weekend made more tired then I usually am on Fridays.. I’ve got 2 freelance assignments. And I’ve worked for over 30 hours in my weekend
When I’m finished with those 2 I’m not going to accept any more assignments for 2 months.
*wipes spit off* You poor thing. You should rest but 2 months? I would go nuts not having anything to do.
You would think that having a quiet weekend is the way to go, I find myself tired from doing nothing. It sucks. This day is going to draaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
I’m going skateboarding and on vacation in those 2 months!
Yuck! 2 Months of doing nothing, I’d probably kill myself.
You already got a new job? That was fast!
No, I don’t. Freelance is something else, people can ask me personally to make an animation or a website for them, and I get paid for that. But I can’t live from the money I make because I only get 2 or 3 assignments a month.
gaynor got in trouble at work for personal time on sites that were not related he told us that last week Brewski. sheees.LOL
The rest of the people all look like midgets!
That’s just your perspective. There’s a lot to be said for midgets!
Well if you look closely he is standing very straight. That means he is standing on something. And everyone is a little further away. Since the picture is made around the height of the arrow and most of the people are under that lines the perspective makes them smaller.
And most of them are kids.
did he die?
so why does he need to have something point that way anyway? is it too small to see without the arrow? I’m just askin’
He forgot to write “I’m with Stupid” at the top of the arrow.
That’s not a FAIL…. that’s just a guy who shaved in a humorous/idioctic manner. Please keep the failblog to FAILs only, that’s what makes it funny.
u fail man that is clearly a fail bucause it is pathetic just like u so u go in the faily blogy thingy faily person
I think he cheated on his biology test earlier, – the arrow was to remind him which way his digestive track goes.
The arrow was a reminder, just in case he forgot where he left his cheating note.
.
How do you call a cheating note in correct English?
A cheat sheet?
Could be, in dutch it’s a spiekbriefje, I love that word!
.
Thanks.
spiekbriefje!
what this guy SHOULD be wearing!
*snerk*
I’d rather see him wear a spiekbriefje then a piece of carpet on his belly.
I’d rather NOT see him. Period.
Just use some pritt corrector on your screen and he will be invisible.
what’s pritt corrector?
Some sort of white paint to correct mistakes when you are writing.
Clicky
No, he points to his intelligence.
Is your eye upside down?
He is pointing to which way our IQ is heading while observing this fail.
I will just stay down here and not look at the ‘thing’.
This, this is a first.
It is?
*hides*
Hello, Hello, Hello, is there anybody in there?
*waves*
*gets hit in the eye by a wave*
Watch it you. *notices who it is*
Oh hey B2F, how is everything?
Everything was good until I got back from vacation
Life does that to us often.
Yes, yes it does.
Why can’t we go on a permanent vacation? Would it really feel like a vacation?
I’m not sure about a permanent one, but I’ve been on a 5 month ‘vacation’ on Aruba and it sure felt like one!
Yes.
Hi B2F!!!!
Hi Leila!!!
Where did you vacation? In case you don’t know, I am jealous of anyone who vacations.
why not take a vacation than?
Wish I could but it’s not plausible at this point and time.
We took our kids to Great Wolf Lodge. Heard of it?
No. I have not. Where is it?
u dont gota go any were any weer is a vacation as long as it dosent contain anything that u normaly do
well except for the normal body needs
hiiiii peoples
Good morning everyone!
hello there my deary *granny squeeze*
*granny squeeze back*
*sloppy granny kiss*
o.O
hi fsa *punchs face*
*pounce* Hello FSA!!!!!
*pounce*
Hi Leila!
wut are some cat lady thing? trying to catch its pray than feast on his dead cold corpse
only to get the pooing sensation after
huh?
eksaktly
ur old grannny brain rotting or some thing? make some sense why dont ya
im sorry that was mean
aaaah, it has a conscience. This rotting granny brain don’t make much sense without some cents involved
ummm…….:???:
let me try that one more time *
*
hi there yes, how are you? I’m fine, how’s about this weather?
its great verry warm but with a nice little frost bite here and there u?
sunny this morning, but getting worse, storm’s on its way, my pubic hair arrow is starting to dip
ohhhh is that bad? oh and wut kinda storms?
just a cold front, nothing too serious (no reference to necrophilia)
necrophilia whata and i dont know relly wut a cold front is im not verry intune with the weathery words all i know if its gona be nice out or not
but if its a thunder storm ur lucky thunderstorms are awwwwwsome
*peeks under granny’s skirt*
Uh, yes, yes it is! *squeeze*
perv!
You have no idea, ____.
Mwuahahaha!
*touchs Sidhe in private places* ohhhhhh i do know who got no idea!
*watches as appendage is cut off*
Sorry, but you can’t touch that.
*flies off before troll blood musses fur*
*squeeze*
*squeeze* Hello granny. How are you this fine moanday morn?
happy its almost over for me, 1hr 20mins to go!
just hide amongst the potato over there and I’ll sneak you out
Don’t do it Leila!!! It’s not worth it!
I don’t know Brewski. What’s the worst thing that can happen?
*quickly pushes Brewski into the sack*
or was it the other way round?
*volunteers to get in the sack w/Brewski*
*laughs insanely*
the plan’s coming together
*squeezes granny*
Woah! Is that a potato in your pocket, or are you just glad to see us?
ooooh! its a whole pocket of potato’s and yes I’m happy to see you
he shot that arrow straight through my bottom… I mean heart
Some wear their hearts on their bottom…or is it sleeve?
sleeve, good for wiping things on
snot?
from a sausage?
sorry
one eyed serpent?
*snork!*
Mornin’ granny!
Feeling your oats this morning, eh?
somebody was!
*squeeze!*
I only peeked.
how about a squeeze?
*squeeze!*
*squeeeezes her dear granny*
Good morning all.
Hey
*squeeze*
*squeeze* all around!
This round’s on me!
Hi X-Phile. Where have you been?
Starting a custody battle with my son’s mother. I’ll win, but it takes time and money, two things of which I do not have in abundance.
How old is your son?
Two and a half. Spitting image of me, too. Absolutely adorable.
&^$*@ I used the moderation word. He’s two and a half, and looks just like me. Cute as a button!
Prove it!
On a serious note, custody battles aren’t fun. I wish you the best of luck.
Thanks, I do appreciate it. I hate to do it to him, but I fear for his safety. Without going into too much detail, her drinking has gotten out of hand. It’ll turn out OK in the end.
It always does work out in the end. I hope the court is kind to you.
Thanks, me too.
The wife or the kids did it.
???????? whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaatttttt ?????????????????
FSA, the kids part is the most disturbing thing I’ve heard today.
*drags himself in, looks at the fail and decides to go back to bed*
*squeeze*
Morning! *squeeze*
*grabs Malicite and drags him bad in the fail*
Oh no you don’t. You must suffer like the rest of us. *squeeze* Here’s a cup of coffee with a little somethin somethin.
Lucky guy, Mal. My waitress never gives me a little somethin somethin!
How did I get so lucky?!
*sighs*
I seriously still feel drunk from this weekend, and I am nonfunctional right now. It’s so bad that I am actually considering taking some work home with me.
At least as a paralegal you can do that. What if you were a lion tamer? See, things could be worse.
Very true…very true…
Who is to say you can’t take the lion with you?
*begins organizing an intervention for Mal*
True. After all, I’m sure Sigfried and Roy have an “arrangement” with their tigers.
*shudder*
reminds me of my pubes after my last face lift
LIES!
everything moved north that day
I want to ask how but I am too afraid.
but ur pubs are down there….*points downward* and ur face is up there……*points upwards*
it was quite a big job
….? im relly clueless so sorry if i dont get most of ur jokes if they are jokes
From what I heard, they still can’t use that crane for anything over fifty pounds.
…..?
…!
Its only good for my biannual tune-up now
u people relly make my little brain hurts
♪ It’s just another manic Moanday ♪
clickie
Leila, see if this works-my proof!
u people do relize there is a new fail right?
Blonde Instructions Win
if anything this is a win
i had a friend on the soccer team who had this. every time the ref would give a bad call (everybody hated our team) he would flash his belly at the ref.
Ooooooooooooo,
Dreidel, dreidel,
I made it out of . . . .
hair.
Ugh.
Okay. How do I get my profile pic to show up? Do I HAVE to use my profile name, or somethin’?
‘K. That didn’t work.
Help?
Go to gravatar.com and do as it ask then clear cache log back on ?.
Looks more like a win to me.
Happy Trail upgrades to Eager Trail.
“I’m down there.” WIN.
It looks like a face >_> how disturbing.
Douchebag win!
Did anyone notice the tramp stamp on “Red Carpet Fail” was also an arrow… ROFL matching fails!
SUCH A WINNNNNN
Hahaha! No way! I saw that same guy at a water park last week! I saw him and was like “That should totally be on failblog!”
And I suppose on non summer days he just writes “f**ktard d-bag” on his forehead just so he still gets the message across.
I still feel like that picture gets the point across more affectively.
i do believe that should be labeled: “win.”
DUDE!!! i did this too, without realizing it was a fail…… although i dont have a pic cause im retarded…
Perhaps you don’t have a pic evan, because you’re not retarded. Okey to do stupid stuff like this for gags, but to store it forever on the intrawebs… you’d have to be a dumbass for that.
Only win about this picture: Can’t see his face properly. Although, if he did to this to atract girls then even that’s a fail, ’cause now they won’t know him even if he’s right in front of them, unless he’s shirtless… But don’t you get shot for nudity in the states?
lol fail? this is such a win
I know there’s a big hairy arrow, but for some reason when I look at it, all I see is that HUGE navel…you could park an SUV in there and still have room for a KIA…that’s just … so wrong.
I say this is a WIN
Sexy FAIL.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
I think people need to learn the difference between “Fail” (doing something wrong) and “arsehole” (being an arsehole).
If he’d done this by accident, then yes – fail. But since it seems to be on purpose, it can’t be a fail. It can be an arsehole though.
its like one of those times when ppl tell you what they want without words
a scarecrow for women xD
Haha euw xD
this should be a win
That’s not a fail. That’s a win
I believe crotchman will save the world.
I think its pointing to his AWESOME shorts
How is that a fail? He obviously meant for that..
Saving money by not joining a gym: WIN
Investing savings in classy wax job: FAIL
Honestly I think thats a win
FAIL!! Its dudes like that who have got the small dic**, If he did managed to get laid i bet the girl was like “Where am i looking to???”
The real fail is that his arrow is proportionally incorrect.
It should be three times as long as it is wide.
Instead of his wider than it is long arrow.
Does anyone besides me notice that he seems to have been sunbathing in a thong?
oh, it’s a dradle
THATS NOT A FAIL ITS A WIN
the thing that worrie me is, this guy really had this much on his stomach? and willing to shave it?