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What did he kick?
air
Air is full of glass?!?
.
I think it’s a lamp.
At first I thought it was a TV…but I think fluffy is right.
I thought maybe a vase
I thought a vase or a lamp, or something else made of glass…
Wait…it was something made of glass?? Well, that changes everything!
BMW WIN!!!
Grrr.
I thought it was a glass shelf, because I saw cards or something flying around.
You’re here!
*pat, pat, pat*
Don’t growl, dear Arthur. You’ll get wrinkles.
Looked like there was water in it.
It looks like it broke in perfect squares. and the sound of the glass breaking was too loud to be real. I think it might be fake.
I agree. Look at the pixels!!
obvious fake, it does not have to kicking sound in it that you always hear when Chuck Norris kicks sumthing
Did he die?
I think it was a CD Collection, the perfect Squares indicating the covers… Stupid Idiocity, not real a fail
maby it was a mirror
or oranges
Aquarium?
I second the ‘lamp’…looks like he was trying to do a cartwheel in the house and kicks possibly a blue hanging lamp.
YES!!!
I can’t tell…
Air sounds like breaking glass?
It does in Russia.
Hi Avis!!
the speak in chinese there too
Air shatters?
Talk about having trouble breathing…
I think it might have been something like a glass-topped coffee table.
If that’s the case I think there might have been some collateral damage as well.
In the SKY?
With diamonds?
Are you talking about Lucy?
LSD?
LCD?
PLASMA?
Yea, I think it’s air too. You got to watch out for air
He got air, but fell from graces.
your ass!
Not sure but it sounded expensive.
And post-kick produced a blue light.
(You can see it reflected on the wall)
Hmmm, that might just be reflections from light coming in from a window. I catch glimpses of squarish-looking flat-pane pieces that fly through the air, glinting blue.
On the door behind him, the light goes distinctively blue, though.
That’s photoshopped!!111!! Look at the pixels!
Thief.
Maybe it was a quantum singularity, and the blue light was the tearing of space-time. Perhaps that was why he said he just “boned himself” because he saw himself in the future with himself… ya know… doin’ it.
He said owned…
Wow…
The TV? Or maybe an aquarium?
But why would someone film *and* upload it? That would be The Real Fail (TM). I think it’s fake.
i like turtles
I like cereal.
I like bobsleighs.
Boom di yada, Boom di yada, Boom di yada, Boom di yada.
♪ I like dreaming. ‘Cause dreaming can make you mine! ♫
i think it was a tv, look against the far wall- the light cast upon it goes white when he hits it, then to blue. Also, the shards of glass are flat, and the (presumably) flat screen tilts down after he hits it (perhaps it was a wall mount). =D
I like turtles
He kicked a glass table that held a PS3; and some other stuff.
Go on youtube and look it up, then click his channel.
He has a follow-up video showing what the aftermath was
You’ve written some amazing Wolverine comics! Oh wait, that’s Mark Millar…sorry for the disturbance!
i went to his youtube page. apparently it’s a glass table that has his plasma and ps3 on it. damn, he’s lucky only that table broke!
hello everyone. it is midnight here. but i am not tired.i need more sentence variation.i noticed jenny got a knew avar. at least i think its new.
*sniff* uug. no one replies to my comments. * sniff. sniff sniff.*
*SOB* wahhhhhh!!!!!wahhh!!!!!!!! *runs and buries face in pillow*
*SOB*
wut a wek. :]
I got a kick out of this.
*kicks aiki*
Oooopsy!!! Sorry.
He’s got a leg-up on the competition for karate!
No need to jump to conclusions.
Judo(nno) what you’re talking about.
*In caveman grunts from pain*
It okay Leila, Aiki-do not get hurt.
Ooh, you’re quick.
WIK, could you run to my car and grab my jacket please? Oh…you’ll need Aikido, to get in.
I need a stamp(ede) to mail a letter.
How’d jujitsu good at this! It must be the lessons with Admiral.
He are some free lesson vouchers. Tae(k)-won(e)-do(ugh).
I don’t but ken do
Ken do boxing?
That was dambe good!
*zingggg!*
*goes looking for socks…*
I kendo that for you later. For now….*POUNCE* and *smoooooch!!*
Shūdōkan help me find them later. I have a feeling I know where we will find them.
*SMOOOOCH!!*
It is a testa-ment to our punning abilities!
Wado-ryū want to do later?
I tinku know…
Did you Jeet? Kun Do it now if you haven’t.
Shuri-ryū want to be here aiki???
Dragon, let’s try something that hasn’t Binh Dinh before.
Wen-do we start???
I’ll Pak Mei things and come right over as soon as you’re ready.
Dim mak the same mistake you made last time, though, and forget the honey dust!
Psst, Aiki, (Tai-)Chisus are you trying to get yourself killed?
Surma butt might get a little toasted, but for that pun I was willng to take the risk.
It is a offense grave enough to bring in martial (arts) law.
But if we bando together we can survive it.
I am racked for a response and have lost everything down to my bare knuckle (boxing).
You ken po(gress) further if you clicky.
I will be dambe(d) if I use your clicky. (Thanks)
Just thought it might help us keep up with Dragon. Shequan be quite good at pun-runs.
Don’t forget the admiral he uses his (hung) fut in seven deadly ways.
Did you put the keys on the tae-bo in the kitchen?
Judy(jitsu) knows.
For my next trick, I’ll shatter the window!
I thought it was the glass ceiling that people are always trying to break.
Well, people in glass houses, you know…
Hey, don’t give away the finale!
(psst.. it was the butler!)
“No, I don’t think I will kick you, although you need kicking, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kicked and often, and by someone who knows how. “
“You kickin’ me? You kickin’ me? You kickin’ me? Then who the hell else are you kickin’? Well I’m the only one here. Who the hell do you think you’re kickin’?”
Kick me. Kick me as if it were the last time.
*boot!*
*wonders if that was in Das*
I love Clue!
*doesn’t know*
… Should put their bathrooms in the basement!
*snork!*
Maybe that’s the problem. It’s really a glass wall and people are aiming wrong…
.
*Thinking of a video featuring shattering glass…*
What the hell did he break?
Does it look like maybe some iPod wires?
But iPod wires couldn’t make that sound!
I don’t have my sound on. My cube has ears.
*looks for earphones*
It’s Ok, I can’t even watch it right now, I just remember seeing it on the vote page some time ago! I’m at my mothers, and her computer is being weird.
How was the mother/daughter outing?
We ended up going to a different restaurant. One we had been to before and loved. *sigh* We can only assume they’re under new management. Or have a new head chef.
It sucked?
I checked out the duck song when I got home. It was hella funny.
Did you see the grilled cheese sandwich link? It’s in Red Carpet Fail.
The duck song nearly killed me when I first saw it!
duck song?
if it’s as funny as the GCS link… I must see it!
plzthx
You’ll have to go back a few fails, to find it. I can’t access it from my mothers computer. I think I posted it in Fridays last fail of the day.
I will look for it next time I am here from home.
It’s a text only link. No video. Work safe.
How to wreck your own apartment and injure yourself in one easy motion. I love the sounds, too.
What did he say at the end? I just ____ myself?
I thought he said my parents own my soul. But my speakers at work also suck.
Ugh “I just owned myself”
Seems logical, but does that mean he is now his slave?
I have a question, if you do as yourself tells you to do, are you a slave of yourself, but if you go against yourself you’re still listening to yourself to go against yourself so you’re still a slave of yourself…
What part of you does the listening and what part of you does the ordering?
It’s like when the little head thinks for the big head. Something bad will happen.
was that some kind of glass shelf, or did he kick out his window?
Glass coffee table, perhaps?
I was thinking a blue glass vase.
the blue light special?
or the blue plate special?
or the forspecial blue plate. pick that reference up, I dare ya!
Stephen King’s Dark Tower series, Detta Walker I believe?
What do I win?!
omfg!!! you win my love and adoration for life!!! and $100,000,000,000,000 internet monies! And one of 5 eagles eagles and one of Admiral Aparent’s stars. oh, and um, well, annother potato.
Yayy! High five!
*holds up claw*
On an unrelated note, the FLAMEBLOG 5000 is now open for the BBQ. Setup is done and food is cooking.
*opens a brew*
*sits on a lounge chair*
*Lays out beach towel, slathers on sunscreen*
*flips burgers while sitting*
*pulls out fish for our furry friends*
Need a little char on those burgers? I’d be happy to help!
Oh yeah… a few need to be well done!
Coming right up!
*lets out a gentle *poof* of flame and puts a lovely crust on the burgers*
Vermont white cheddar on mine, please!
*Falls in love with DW*
Sorry Admiral but a girl who has the right taste in cheese is top in my book.
Absolutely Dragon. One 5 pounder for you with cheese.
Woohooo!!!
*om nom nom nom nom!*
I’ll have one with gorgonzola! 1/2 pound will do. Hold the pickle. (Hmm, that sounds a little funny.)
*holds pickle* now what?
WIK, where is Moomin? That pickle may come in handy.
*jumps out at WIK*
SURPRISE!!!
Where’s the pickle?
*throws pickle at Brewski*
*goes to find brain, eye, and ear bleach to rid pickle surprise*
That poor pickl…I mean, WIK. Poor WIK.
Who Summoned Me???
AARRGGHHH!!!
*faints*
*looks around frantically for cartoon hole that WN stole earlier*
AHHHH WN! *shakes fist*
WHAT?! How did he get here???
Make the bad pickle man go away.
*Sits in corner rocking and sucking on thumb*
*wakes up*
ARRGGH! It’s still here!
*hides behind Aiki, trembling*
There there… I won’t let him hurt you.
*continues to suck on thumb*
Oh man, I laughed for about a minute straight when I saw that!! In fact, I’m still laughing!!
*checks Brewski’s pupils suspiciously*
Hmmmm…
What?! Geesh. Two , er, episodes, and everybody assumes I’m medicated?!
I swore off that Dragon stuff!
And, I even avoided the brownies!!
You’re holding it a little too tightly, WhatIKnow. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Well, not as funny as if you had asked us to hold your pickel ….
Swap the “el” for an “le” …
Else, you may already be aware, but for the inside joke you need to go to youtube and search for “Pickle Surprise”. It’s a kid’s video (I think), but is somewhat disturbing. Judy says the green fellow gives her nightmares!
And it doesn’t look like I’m going to have a good sleep tonight.
*ROFFLES!* THAT’S a kids video?! Wow.
*doesn’t tell aiki that Dragon singed his eyebrows as she gently poofed out a flame*
That’s a nice look for you aiki…
Why thanks. I brushed my fur a special way today.
Sure you did.
Why is everyone looking at me and laughing?
*holds up mirror so aiki can see his face*
AAAAAHHH! I look like Whoopie Goldberg. Help! Who did this?!
Leila, if you don’t stop accusing me of disfiguring and causing bodily harm to my friends, I’m going to show you what a dragon can do when she means to be destructive.
Seriously, though…it’s getting old.
Oh jeez…where is your sense of humor? I am only playing. No need to threaten me, really.
Oh no!!!!!
*hides*
oooh, tilapia, please.
Ooh, that sounds good. I’ll have what she’s having!
*squeeze*
Ooooh, I love seafood!!! Can I have some of that too?
Mmmm, any smoked salmon?
Salmon quit smoking since it threatened his health.
*snork*
Eel take it up again.
lolz! what kind do you want, I have some plankton-like stuff over by the cooler.
Sweet, I’m all over it.
*ponders*
*Starfish – loves seafood*
*faints*
Hey Starfish! You’ve been prolific lately! Check out today’s Boston Globe. G*ogle the phrase “boston globe starfish” and click the lucky button.
That’s cool. My east coast cousins are getting down with their bad selves. We put the pro in prolific.
*squeeze* mornin’
Any lemon, salt, pepper, or garlic, or butter on that?
butter and paprika, please….maybe a little garlic
thanks
All done for ya. Here you go.
I’ll just take one from the stack over here.
Before it goes on the barbie.
*rip-shred-nomnomnom*
Oh yeah, and some lemming-ade…
Do you have a link for the race. Else_mama gave an invite and I was thinking of checking it out.
Hi Aiki. Maus from ICHC here. The race will be the comments posted on the 3 PM EST ICHC picture. Post a comment saying what kind of car you are driving, what you’re wearing etc. Creativity is the only condition. The posts that have the earliest timestamp are the winners.
I’ll stop by and cheer on the contestants. I’m disqualified, being a human and all.
Just let your cat do the driving.
Have a squirrel run in front and I’m sure you’ll win.
(Don’t forget to open the window first, though…)
You could enlist an animal to do the driving. No rules about humans being passengers. Just sayin’…
yep, you could ride shotgun — and help weed out the competition …
*headbats Angelplume*
THE RACE IS ON –
Hasn’t started yet, so no direct link available.
Use the “LOLcats” tag at the top of the page to get to the main page. The current LOL is “u do not ezist in mah wurld,” so the race should be on the one that follows it. Should come up in about a half-hour, but like I said the Cheezclock seems to be running slow.
Thanks guys. I’ll sit out the actual race but cheer you all on and make a visit.
delicious!!
malicious!!
salacious!!
curvaceous!!!
Predacious!!
Acious to acious, and dust to dust.
*unfolds lounge chair and sits along side aiki*
Doesn’t get better than this. Life is good!!!!!
Life has been giving me some lemons lately, so I made a big batch of lemonade, help yourself!
I’ve been faced with a bunch of dilemmas lately, so I made dilemma-nade! Not as sour, but still quite tasty.
*takes a glass of dilemma-nade, then a glass of lemonade*
I had to work up to it.
Put some rum in that dilemma-nade and lemonade please. I will take a pitcher of each.
hm, well, I *could* offer some lemming ade, but aiki is prolly the only one who might want some…
But I can bring some of our famous NC BBQ to share!
skwirlgrrl, is that west or east NC BBQ?
ya know.. I SHOULD prolly like one or the other better. But I live in the piedmont, and I like both, so I brought both! which would you like?
I preffer the saucier east style, but do love the whole hog west style. I’ll have some of both. Thanks!!!
Hmm… lemming-ade huh? I’d give a try. Can I have a glass.
*fires up the blender*
Everyone is going to want one of those, now!
*closes eyes*
*eyes squirrel pate and chipmunk chowder*
errr…ahhh…
NO! NO I don’t!
*runs away*
*calls in the skwirrls to help cut up more lemmings*
*Sings*
…the fruit of the poor lemming is impossible to eat…
Lemming tree very pretty
and the lemming flower is sweet!
*this should be in response to Maus but he shows no reply option.
Harry Belafonte FTW
well yeah, if you don’t have a blender…
Oh no, don’t tell me this is another lolspeak misunderstanding on my part? lemming=lemon??
sometimes — not always –
that’s the beauty of lolspeek… it could go either way, depending on what mood ur in….
My poor English!!!! It’s breaking again with this lolspeak stuff … nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
You just have to follow along in order to make that determination.
Sometimes you will follow a path of breadcrumbs just to find that it was a path of grease scum.
.
Yeah.. donno where I was going with that…
Hi Aiki!
Are the hotdogs done yet? I brought my fave mustard, it’s made in Ipswich MA!
Do you have a novelty cap for it?
Along with the ones for ketchup, mayo, and chocolate sauce?
Oh yes! Mustard out the mouth, and ketchup comes out down below. I believe it’s called the “nausea with urinary infection” model.
Yuk, I just spoiled my appetite.
*collapses back into lounge chair*
That thing is seriously freaking me out.
EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!! And mine for the rest of the day!
Yup. What type do you want? We have cheap dogs, spicy brats, chedderwurst, good old fashion hot dogs, and various sausages.
The beer brats will be a few more minutes.
Ooh, brats! Did you do them in a brat spa?
I don’t know what a brat spa is, but the beer brats were lovingly soaked in clod beer for an hour before being boiled for 5 minutes in the beer, then thrown on a carefully temperature controlled area of the grill for a slow grilled cooking. I take my brats seriously.
For a brat spa, first you grill the brats just long enough to have the char marks, then you cut them up into a pan with bell peppers and beer, then put the pan on the grill and finish cooking. I take my brats seriously, too.
I did an internship with a bunch of people from Wisconsin (Madison, home of Bucky the Badger!). We once had a brat competition. One person had the gall to enter a Johnsonville.
Johnsonville are fine for large get-togethers where lots of people well be eating. Less cost, but for a competition… hmmm.
ODG! *wipes drool off keyboard* Your virtual BBQ is making me real world HUNGRY, and there is NO place in this armpit of a town I live in to get a decent hotdog; much less brats! Love and fun to all– I must off to find some lunch!
To think that I can fit all these people in my backyard. 8| I would never have known. People to pool is open now, waters warm and I got the volleyball net up.
Sweet.
*Jumps in*
*rips off clothes and jumps in*
Whooo! That diet coke is really going to my head!
If you want it hotter, well dragon will have to help.
Repeats to himself.
*There is a naked woman in my pool*
**
**
**
*Runs and jumps in*
Well hello there.
What’s that? What did I miss?
*looks*
WooHoo!!!
*runs and jumps into pool*
*watches Ms B in her birthday suit*
Pfffft!!! I told you guys it would happen!!!!!
Well, when you drug me, what do you expect?!
Wow, no tan-lines whatsoever. How often do you do that?
Pffft! Clothes are just a burden!
It was … dragon Ms B.
*hides*
You know I haven’t shown you the house have I, how rude of me. Would you care to join me on a tour.
*hands over a towel*
Leila, why you always tryin tooo blame Dragon? Wat yoo got gainst her?
I’ll take thast toor now Emp!
*walks behind Ms B carrying video camera*
Awesome!!
Leila must not like her keister unfoomed. Brew you can watch but no recording.
*uses mini EMP on Brewski*
No electronics allowed, ha.
No audiences!!!
Well brewski and that is the end of our tour.
*Quickly brushes him outside*
*Locks all doors and windows*
Ha, and now to show you around for real.
I didn’t blame Dragon. It was Brewski…Yeah, Brewski!
*flees*
Don’t trust the emp, Ms. B! He had that look in his eye!
Yep. Definitely getting old.
You cut them up????
Heresy!
I have to agree with DW here. How can you cut a brat up?
Usually with a knife.
Sound interesting IUL. I’ll give it a try sometime.
I’ve only done it once, but they were really good. We used the red, orange, and yellow bell peppers, because I wasn’t in the mood for green. You can add other veggies too, if you like. My grill is a bit small to have the spa and make anything else, so next time I have a BBQ I’ll have to think of something else.
Hmm … I usually just send my brats to their rooms or have them do chores, but this would work, too …
Ah, so they’re dog-tired when they roll up in their beds.
That’s not the wurst thing you could do to them.
The clod beer looks a bit… earthy.
Ah dang it. Cold beer COLD beer. I thought I threw away the clod beer.
(Hey, I believed you. Just figured I’d never heard of clod beer.)
Nor had I heard of it…
Well, I figured it was some weird “narthern” brew that required chewing before swallowing. Ya just never know about some people’s tastes in intoxicants and food.
So I see that you are from Louisiana SB! So am I! I really miss Abita. I wish they would sell it outside of LA.
*resists urge to talk about beer yet again*
*fails*
There are some good light northern brews, although they are admittedly overly focused on “bigger is better”. Personally I love a well-balanced and well-made beer. It doesn’t have to be a hop monster or thick enough to cut with a knife to be good. I love a good lager, but they are hard to come by. They don’t sell as well. So breweries focus on IPA’s, high-gravity “Imperial” beers, and stuff like that. Frankly I’m a little tired of it.
I’ve had Abita, don’t remember it well though.
Brewski, don’t know what part of the country you’re in.. but I’m gonna attempt the daring feat of adding a clickie, just for you..
If you’re anywhere in the southeast, you’d probably find this worth checking out!
wOOt! it worked!!
Ya wants ta has me email ya some Amber, Purple Haze or Turbo Dog? http://www.abita.com/
Oh wow, that sounds awesome! I haven’t tried any of those breweries! Except Rock Bottom, of course, they’re a nationwide chain. Unfortunately, Charlotte is a bit off the beaten path for me…
*Starts making plans for a road trip*
road trip! start the junk food list now!!
actually I don’t visit a lot of the actual breweries, except the micros…. I like the homebrewers, they come up with some AWESOME high gravity stuff!
Are you in, er, striking distance then aiki??
oh, and they place they hold it…. it’s the infield of the football stadium of Charlotte’s first high school, where they filmed Leatherheads, if you saw that.
I’m in Billings MT. Not exactly, but I always enjoy road trips to new places.
Skwirrl, I’m in Boston area. They have some good beer fests out here. But the best anywhere (IMO) is Portland’s (Oregon) annual beer festival. Seattle has some good ones too.
Never been to Colorado for the GABF. I prefer quality over quantity.
Billings has a pretty good Octoberfest. The beer is mostly from microbrews around MT and some in Washington / Oregon but they are all decent.
You guys should really check out the Cincy Oktoberfest. It’s the largest oktoberfest celebration outside Munich.
Brewski, I maintain that you should try the brew out of St. Louis. Not A/B stuff. It’s Schlaffley (not sure I spelled it right).
Hi Jimbo!
Avis, I took notice of your Schaffley comment from before… I’ll look for it, thanks! Probably, I’ll have to be in the midwest. Don’t get there much anymore, it seems most my business travel is coastal or overseas lately.
Well hi! Brewski invited us over from ICHC, what a great BBQ! I brought my margarita machine and some tequila, may I join you?
Margaritas are always welcome!
Psssst … and parrothead too Iusuallylurk.
I meant that. I guess I just got excited.
**mixes margarita for Iusuallylurk (spiffy sign I don’t know how to make). Salt?
salt please! (and clicky for parrothead)
**mixes margarita, rims glass with lime salt** Here you go! Thanks for the clicky, I think?
It’s full of spiffy signs? or this one. ☝ to copy and paste.
Psst, WIK, wrong clickie!
Here’s one that shows special symbols.
*thinks Brewski has been jacking her saved links*
Leila, you spell your name just like my boss. Very unique! Do you pronounce it ‘LEEla’?
Like lay-la.
How do you know this Leila isn’t your boss and that this is really a complicated trap to catch you fooling around during working hours??? Hmmm???
Judy … shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
My boss isn’t a reformed leg humper, she has never reformed.
OoooOOOoooo! Busted!!!
Hey, my reformed leg humping is just a front here.
♫ You got me on my knees! Lay-la!! ♪
♫ Beggin’ darlin’ please Lay-la ♫
*starts belly dancing*
:O *gets hypnotized*
Its doesn’t work so well for copy/paste for me, I like them both though. And they have a few different symbols too. ☮?
Oh, okay, I was responding to you “smilie” link!
Ah, I see. It’s hard to follow the replies sometimes.
(The face is : oops : and in case that didn’t show it is
ops with another : at the end)
Can I get a raspberry margarita?
I’m still on Grandpa’s cough medicine, I’ll be sticking to that today. (Gpa’s medicine is strong whiskey)
I’ve been feeling a little under the weather today, maybe I need some of that medicine!
*pours parrot a double shot of warm Jim Beam*
It has to be warm, drink it up and no complaining.
*cough* Um *cough*
Sounds like I’m coming down with something too. May I have a few fingers of what you’re drinking?
*pours starfish a double shot of warm Jack*
Drink it all, and don’t complain. It has to be warm to work.
Single Barrel works best
No complaints here. I drink it warm, cold, on fire, or any other way you can make it as long as it’s neat.
*drinks double shot*
I feel better now, thanks.
**runs outside to pick fresh raspberrys** You want a sugar rim on that?
Oh! Yes please!
And, the lolcats invite you guys to their
“Formula Lol motor race on the noon Pacific time (3pm EST, 8pm GMT) lol on Monday. The winner gets elebenty cheezburgers. The only rules are that doggies and humans can’t drive the car, and yu can’t stop at the vet. The race track was designed by Basement Cat when high on catnip, so expect all kinds of weird and wunderful things to happen. Well, maybe not wunderful, but definitely weird. ”
I edited the lolspeak from the announcement so as not to offend or annoy anyone here and I am hoping that by doing so i do not offend the original poster — butt yous shud esspect that lolspeak well rool the dai durin the race!!
How do I check this out? Anybody know?
Go to the LOLcats site for the lol posted at 3pm EST, 8pm GMT — all race fans will be there — and just join in — like we all did here for the BBQ!!
You donot need to use LOLspeak, but most people will be using it. Just a warning if you are annoyed by it…
The LOLs have been showing up a little late lately. The current one should have shown up at 6AM Cheeztime (Hawaii time zone), but the first comment is at 6:47.
Welcome!!!
Can I have a Mojoto?
What’s a Mojoto? I meant a Mojito!!! Sheeesh!!!!
Apparently you want your mojo back.
*imitates Homer*
Mmmmmmm…Mojo!!!!
Gaaahhh……
*drools all over aiki*
Agh! Now I need to clean up. Some one watch the grill for a minute.
*Jumps into the pool*
*jumps in to flip burgers and turn sausages*
*FOOOOM*
Aaaahh!!! Grease fire!! Does anybody have some water??!
*Jumps out of the pool with a bucket, splashes at Brewski, getting Dragon also*
Oh and the clod beer is just my homemade brand of root beer.
*stands there dripping, the now-watered down drink in hand, hair straggling all over face*
*takes lid off of grill and holds concave surface towards Dragon’s hair*
Dragons have hair?
Lots of it.
*blows sopping strands out of eyes*
*grabs oversized hair drier*
*carefully and thoroughly dries each strand*
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME?!?!
Wow… Brewski have you been in the Dragon-grog again? Or is it the pills?
Neither dragon has control over him. See seems to be exerting this power now. That or brewski is channeling his inner hairstylist.
Clod beer??? I bet that’s a think full bodies beer — perhaps even a bit chunky.
Water on a grease fire? RUN!
He he… someone got it.
*hides baking soda and laughs*
I wanted to dial 3333 and run screaming FIRE FIRE…but I am enjoying my buzz and felt like I didn’t give a sh*t.
Remember the evacuation plan folks – Run and Run Faster!
Shew! I was searching the bartender book! **runs outside to pick fresh mint** **Muddle muddle** Here you are! And thanks for the welcome!
Awww…! No need to be so muddled! Things are usually pretty clear here.
Cosmo for me, please!
I’m usually pretty muddled, as a rule. **Makes a cosmo for Dragonwriter**
Looks like poor parrot is getting overwhelmed with orders!
*offers to help parrothead tend bar*
Oh, thanks Brewski! And thanks for the invite! It’s nice here! **gives Brewski his own tip jar**
Thanks! You speak English very fluently, for a second language, I mean!!
Thanks, I’m admittedly a bit out of practice.
that’s what Austin Powers drinks on the beach!
A mojoto is just a big mojito!
Oh, nothing much. What’s a Mojoto with you?
Guard the shiny things folks — LCB is in the building!!! Oh, Hi LCB, its really nice to see you… Are you driving inthe race – well just about now I think …
*hides all that is shiny*
Darn cat!!!!
*adopts a rabid rottweiler*
You know Leila, I found a sure-fire way to rid your garden(yard) of cats, all you have to do is pee on one!
How does one pee on a cat? Wait, never mind … I don’t want to know. We can’t pee on a cat. I am only a pretend dog person…I ♥ cats!!!
I wonder if that is like the spray bottle punishment, except with urine.
WOOOO! can I have the fish bowl sized one, please?
Coming right up! **ponders how to rim fishbowl with salt**
Wow, it feels a little weird to non-lolspeak!
*squeeze* that’s ok, if you slip, we won’t yell….. we will be lost though, at least I will.
**squeeze** Thanks!
WHERE ARE THE SHRWIMPS!?????!!!!!??!!!
*looks around at all the stunned, silent, faces*
What? I thought my invitation said ’twas going to be a FLAMEBLOG.
*muttermutter* nebbermind…
You rang?
*ponders*
*wringing of tendrils*
*purrplex’d look*
oh, dear. dare I click on the blooness, erm, link.
Just yanking your tendrils, that’s all. They’re right down there! VVV
Oh it’s my dearest Mais Non!
The shrimp is on the table over there. Help yourself.
*yells at Leila*
Get off that table. What have I told you about that?
*gets off table* Man, you’re just NO fun today…
It’s OK Leila, come dance on the bar with me.
*gets on the bar with WIK and starts to shake her booty*
Hey, have you seen Ms B lately? I am just afraid of what comes next.
*tries the macarena but is seriously uncoordinated*
*doesn’t know what Leila’s talking about*
*avoids bar completely*
Party pooper!! :p
I told you, I am determined to remain clothed. I have been drinking nothing but diet coke around you people to help myself keep that promise.
What is your definition of “remaining clothed?” Fun could be had while still technically remaining clothed …. just sayin’…
See?? See?? Listen to elsa!!
*spikes Ms B’s diet coke*
Muahahahahahah!!!!
And, at 11:56 Ms. B ripped off her clothes and jumped into the pool (look up the thread …) sigh …
..
well at least her resolve lasted, well 29 minutes from when she expressed it and 14 minutes from received spiked Diet Coke …
Oh! It’s Leila’s fault?!
*glares at Leila*
*try’s to boop Leila’s nose, and trips*
Whoa! How are you moving so fast?
*was sitting the whole time*
What? I didn’t do anything…it was…Brewski!!! Yeah. Him!!!
Nice try Leila. We all saw you, the tape is right up there! ^^^
Tape?
What Tape?
It wasn’t me, it was Dragon, or Malicite or Admiral … yeah.
It wasn’t Dragon or me, we were busy with our own tape.
Okay you can dance on the bar.
*sits and waits for the show*
*grabs a chair next to aiki*
Wow! They really have the moves, don’t they?
There shan’t be any lap dancing, k?
Spoil sport.
*Puts dollar bills away*
*kisses them good bye philosophically as he knows they are going to disappear*
*wonders how Emp knew she took the bills*
Credit cards only!!! Card reader is right back he…
… never mind. I don’t do this anymore.
Great minds darling.
“Any more”??
Well, you know … was married but the jerk left me for the babysitter. I had to find a way to support 7 kids and put myself through school…
Um. Are you serious?
About which part Brewski?
Well lessee here… about your husband leaving your for the babysitter, about 7 kids, about dancing for extra cash, and about going to school AFTER having 7 kids???
OK, you were joking.
I don’t have 7 kids
I did go back to earn my degree
I didn’t strip/dance for my money
I did divorce him but for another reason
You were too good and too awesome for him.! Power to you for getting out because you knew something was not right.
Teehee!! He is now my best friend and he married a fugly woman. *watches for lightning*
Aiki, I’m hiring you for my barbcue’s from now on.
What a great party coordinator.
And the grilled marinated tofu?
*slides a cheezburger and homemade rootbeer to lunarmommy*
Burgers of all varieties and the root beer is true homemade root beer.
It is in the cooler. Help yourself.
*tags along with parrothead and brings brownies*
MMmm, brownies!
Er, these aren’t… “special” brownies are they?
Walk away from the brownies Brewski. Just walk away…
*says brightly* Why yes, I made them myself in my secret laboratory …er, kitchen!
I’m with Leila, I’ll pass… I’ve had a few bad experiences here lately…
Aw, c’mon Brewski, where’s your sense of adventure?
*scolds Iusuallylurk*
You should know better than tempt him!
*looks innocent*
I wasn’t tempting him, I was taunting him.
Ooh, they sound good!
*takes a brownie*
And you really should try these cookies.
*offers DM a plate of cookies*
Ohhhh, cookies! A dark side favorite! Thanks!
Are the brownies from the Dark Side, too?
Is there any other kind?
DarthMommy is great. I mean evil. I mean it is a compliment.
*wonders what to say to get more posts from DarthMommy*
Ohai … er, I mean oh, hi Jennyisbusy! I’ve been busy today, too. I am struggling with getting the timing right on a Bach minuet I’m trying to learn.
I always have time for brownies, cookies, good barbeque, and a little evildoing, though!
“Baby got Bach”. ^
Bach-a-bye baby…
Bach in the saddle again…
Do you conduct with a lightsaber?
“I’ll be Bach”
She uses the lightsaber when she doesn’t know the words.
*hears rattles and hums*
Bachtung Baby!
I think her favorite game is Bacharat.
She enjoys that more than Bachjack.
Her Bach is worse than her bite, though.
She’s Chopin for a digital converter Bachs for her older television.
Way to think out-of-the-bachs Admiral!
Oops. The Liszt of stores that sell the converter was Haydn behind the Bachcase.
I am going to take a bow and exit before I Bach this pun-run up.
Could someone scratch my Bach for me, I broke the Handel on my Bach-scratcher.
*hears ‘wiki-wiki-wiki’ sounds after reading what I wrote*
My cello bow doubles as a lightsaber. Very handy–nice little point on the end. Kids Bach right down in the face of it.
Dragon just sent my sox flying for the second time today. I better get Bizet looking for them.
*puts on Water Music for the dieffenBachia.*
Hey, I found one!
Woohoo!
I think it’s time to knock Bach Sammartinis, don’t you??
Verdi we put the olives? Vivaldi stuff in the refrigerator it’s hard to find anything. We must not have put them Bach where they usually go.
Found them!
Good thing you found your sock before it started to un-Ravel.
That’s your other sock, darling.
Oh, Schütz…I can’t get a Handel these olives. I’ll just have an Amber Bach instead.
*Bluesfan473 arrives unfashionably late, pulling a Radio Flyer wagon loaded with noms*
Hi folks! May I contribute to the BBQ? I’ve brought some sordid potato and macaroni salads, pickles and chips, corn on the cob and some kielbasa for the grill. And a huge jug of lemonade which, when you pour it into a glass is magically spiked with whatever you fancy.
oops, slipped there, the salads are *assorted*, not sordid
oh, no, not the sordid food-stuffs again! *runs arround like a BondFan*
Don’t worry, BF. I brought some sordid pastries last week, and they went over well. Though some got burnt when someone set them on fire in the confusion.
That tends to happen a lot around here. Someone sold our fire extinguisher and we haven’t replaced it yet.
Yes, I think abstract is a bit uncomfortable around sordid foodstuffs.
Thanks all! *squeezes*
*grabs some potato salad and lemonade*
*is not touching sordid potato salad*
Suit yourself. Wimp!
It’s really good!
*bites potato salad*
You know that the vicar made that…right?
the vicor – with his handy dandy potato processor?
Hereabouts it’s best to avoid anything with potato in it.
Plllfffbt! blah blahh!
*washes mouth out with clod beer & rum spiked dilemma-nade*
Anyone bring cookies?
Yes! Want some?
YES! Thank you dear Leila!
*loads up plate*
*grabs 2 extra plates for ß☼GGŸ*
Well, I guesst it’s back to the kitchen for me. Enjoy!!!
mwahahaha, burn the sordid foodstuffs!!
hee hee I’ll just burn my share to be kind to others….
yup, that was me! I burnt them because they were dirty!
ok, ok, because it was fun!
Yum! And I have some horseradish cheddar from the Granville, MA. country store to go with the kielbasa.
Anybody here ever been to the Kielbasa Festival in Chicopee, MA?
Yeah. A few years ago. Very fun time but I ended up with mustard all over me.
Chicopee, where you can hear Polish spoken on the streets, read a Polish-language local newspaper, and listen to Polish radio stations! And eat some serious Polish-Portuguese food
[apropos of nothing, but inserts self in conversation, anyway]
No, but I’ve been to Tomato Festivals (with a Tomato Queen, srsly not making that up) in Chalmette, Louisiana.
*ponders and freely associates and comes up with:*
Do I get credit for having homeade pierogi [the Polish cabbage/potato/onion/cheese stuff'd dumplings, not the flat bottom'd boats in Louisiana]
oops, meant to add the pierogi were homemade in Hadley, Mass , not too far, both in miles and culture-just smaller- from Chicopee.
Hey, another MA blogger! *offers handshake*
*accepts handshake*
nice to meet you; I lived in MA Pioneer Valley area for about 16 yrs, but I am in CT now.
I like my lemonade spiked with sugar. then some more sugar. then I pull out my secret sugar stash and pour that in too. Lemonade is not good until it’s crunchy! Want some?
*pops into a lounge chair with a drink in hand*
I seem to have missed the party… time to catch up!
You have work to do – arbritration of sort. See ▼ there.
Thanks, I couldn’t figure out its instructions.
*Holding them upside down*
*the french version at that*
Le grill what is a le grill?
Something you can cook les poisson on?
Homer simpson tags. Dangin. Homer and /Homer. For my le grill statement.
*poor imitation French accent*
♪ Les poissons, les poissons,
Hee hee hee, hah hah hah.
With the cleaver I hack them in two.
I pull out what’s inside.
and I serve it up fried.
God, I love little fishes, don’t you? ♪
Thank you!! Thank you!!!
(jacked from The Little Mermaid)
Will you guys grill me up some Pineapple – I have enough to share!
(also clicky for Emmett otters BBQ song)
Whatever happened to RushFan?
*holds moment of silence in remembrance*
Work probably chomped down on this site. It happens to a lot of the regulars.
He went towards the Exit…Stage Left.
Well, heavens to murgatroid!
Yeah, he was a Fly By Night poster, apparently.
He’s a Working Man, though he may not be able to Resist coming back to the Limelight of Failblog.
Maybe he got a job Moving Pictures for an art gallery and has been too busy.
We’re missing quite a few of the old guard. Lunchbox, Fuzz, Christopher (hope he’s not in the “sandbox”)… There are others.
Never heard of them? Exactly how old is this guard?
)
(Hi everybody
I was just going to add you to the list!
Even Mookie hardly ever shows up anymore.
Sorry for my absence, I was frozen in carbonite.
And Loz is always busy with work.
*squeeze sofaking* Hi!!!
Hi Leila…I trust there has been enough time to completely regenerate all of your limbs by now. Have you returned to vegetarianism?
Wow…you have been gone a while? Ms B smaked me every time I wanted to eat someone here.
*imitates Ms B*
“Leila, how many times do I have to tell you. You can’t eat your failblog friends and, this and that…”
I started the leg humping thing but it wasn’t working for me.
It was quite scary…..thank you Mrs B. Zombie Carnivor Leila is much less appealing to hippie vegan save the bunnies Leila. But I cant say anything negative about leg humping.
I did wake up with a major hang over the next day. Anyway, that’s all in the past. Good to see you back.
I think Christopher just has a lot on his plate right now.
And to answer sofaking, we are referring to folks that were regulars a long time ago. About a year or so. Some are missed.
Wow, in a way thats kind of comforting. Finding at least one thing in your life where a year is still a really long time!!!
Do you and Christopher keep in touch, Avis?
Not so much anymore, I think life got… complicated. I miss seeing him around here though. I do not think he is in the “sand box” though.
That’s good to know (that he’s not in the “s b”.)
Has it been a year already?
For some of us, very nearly! For others, long past. It’s not that they haven’t been here IN a year, it’s that they started here a year ago. Or ’round abouts.
what an idiot
i think he kicked the tv screen?
*Eyes Dragon from a distance*
*triggers memory from Friday*
Wait a minute… I recall sneaking some pills from Dragon on Friday, then she said something about “Dragon-strength”!
Dragon, I am never going to come near you again! First you ply me with Dragon-grog, then dragon pills!!
*swears off any type of Dragon intoxicants or medications for life*
*reminds Brewski that he pilfered those pills*
Ahem.
Indeed. You are not going to pin this one on me, you…you dragon–pill sneaker!!
How does one go about getting this Dragon grog?
Well, THIS one wouldn’t recommend it!
aiki…don’t do it!!! Brewski could tell you stories but I doubt he remembers everything.
I’m sure he remembers the day after!
You know what’s sad? He just never learns.
What?! I only did Dragon Grog ONCE. And I didn’t know the pills were Dragon pills, I just thought they were gentle relaxants!!
Now I know never to take anything from Dragon, since it may be dangerous to my sobriety.
Brewski, I wonder what would happen to you if you mixed the grog with the pills?
That is something we are destined to never know.
I have to give it to you. And since you are in charge of the grill today…no dragon-grog for you!
…At least not at the moment.
Dang. I heard some fun things about it.
Fun things? If you call running around naked, slurring your words, kissing everyone you see fun … Hmmm…come to think of it…
*goes to ponder*
The ponder is going to be placed over here. We were thinking of getting some koi fish. Hey how did you get me to spill that. Ps the pool is going to be around 18 X 36. I am so happy. Monday barbcue rocks.
Are koi-fish guests or part of the menu?
I hope they will become self caring pets. For the most part, my mother already agreed to wanting a water feature and a pond was debatable. I sold her on the fish when I brought her to the backyard designers store.
Cool!!! Never cared much for a pool (maintenance and all) but I’ve always wanted a pond.
From what the people have said it is not much maintenance god willing. There is cleaning the filter 3 times a year, opening and closing it. That’s it.
You are equally responsible Brewski.
He is totally responsible, Leila.
See? See? I’m totally responsible! If I were irresponsible, then sure, it’s my fault. But I’m a responsible person, so it must be Dragon’s fault! I mean, she carried them in her purse where she KNEW I’d look for them. And didn’t put them in a human-proof container. She totally baited me!!
We need an arbitrator *looks for Malicite* cuz I am not buying it buddy.
I recommend some kind of alcohol treatment program for Brewski…….in other words get him drunk.
I have heard all the facts… I side with Brewski in every way.
Oh really?
*looks levelly at Malicite*
Are you…sure?
Oh no!!! Not again!!!!!!
*runs around yelling a la BFF*
*high fives Malicite*
*slips him a $20 under the table*
Pssshhh! You’re biased! You two are always in cahoots! Where’s BFF? He’s always proven himself to be an impartial judge.
*nods to Brewski*
Oh, I am so sure. I am $20 sure.
*skips away happily*
Hmmm.
*makes a note in little notebook*
*eeps*
Too late. Your goose is cooked.
Mmmmm….goose…
What is this? The good ol’ boy club?
*Prepares fresh goose, stuffs, cooks, brings to Dragon under glass*
Wait a minute… Why am I doing this?!?!
Goooooooood boy!!
*pats cheek*
*again doesn’t say which one*
*goes into hiding*
Wouldn’t mind seeing that goose stuffed into a turkey.
Bad vegetarian *thwap*
Now you’re talkin’, Leila!
OW! It was a minor slip.
I HATE how quickly the little comment comes and goes after the video! I have to go back and watch the last few seconds again and again until I can pause it at the right spot.
I know it’s total pause-fail on my part, but seriously Failblog… you suck. Fix it.
Then I suggest you use the “contact us” link to do so. Because when you say it here, all you’re really doing is telling us.
And we don’t care.
Nope!
Not at all.
Not even a smidge!
Definitely not!
Zilch is greater than the amount we care.
why not? we complain about stuff to each other all the time.
But not so much about a blog problem. And when we DO have a real issue that we want the powers that be to take care of, we use the “contact us” link AND complain about it here. We also really only complain about the trolls.
we complained about the intro on the vid. we complained about formatting issues. look back ad see. it’s all there. eh, just was looking out for Brad, and now he’s been scared away. oh well.
No WE didn’t, WE didn’t care one way or the other. It was trolls, or people who never commented otherwise who came in and complained about the intros.
We also SENT IN complaints about the formatting. When random people, who never post otherwise, complain about stuff it’s… rude. It’s like saying “the food is awful, and the portions are so small!”
Actually, “Avis,” I do post otherwise, so I hope you’re not referring to me suggesting I’m only complaining about this.
Don’t be a tool, Brad. We’re just having some fun.
You might want to consider taking a page out of your own book there, Brad.
She was assisting you, he was telling you to lighten up. You seem to be the only one responding with emotion. Just lighten up a bit, people get made fun of here, speaking from experience. Take it with a grain of salt as that is how this place operates. If you want to put in the effort to stay around here longer you will know more of the on goings and avoid situations like these.
It probably didn’t help that I never broke away from using puns.
Hmmm…nesting fail.
If you do comment otherwise, it must not be all that frequent, but to answer your… attempt at intimidation, no, I was not referring specifically to you.
It wasn’t an attempt at intimidation – I can’t see where you got that. Seriously, get over yourself.
I think it’s time for you to leave. Your negativity is unwarranted, unwanted and unwelcome.
Again, Avis: I wasn’t the one being initially belligerent. You (and one or two others) have been the ones with the idea that you own the place, can make fun of people, and have an inflated notion of self importance here.
Why can you all just be nice? You get more flies with honey.
I’ve been a reader of FailBlog since it launched, so don’t tell me it’s time to leave.
Seriously…you suck. Fix it.
Well at least now I know who the bad apples are.
I said that the comments page was not the place to lodge complaints. That there was a place for that. After that I clarified for Abstract the complaint issue. I did not in any way attack you.
If you’ve been reading the site from the get-go, you should already know who EVERYONE is.
I suggest a visit to the breakroom for some cake!!
Those are your words.
Do we have apple cake?
Yes. But not the bad kind.
*smooooch*
*heads off to the breakroom*
Ooohh! Cake!
So do we.
Be lighthearted, respect others, have fun. I don’t see where anybody showed you any disrespect, but you lashed out at all of us.
Is there Boston cream pie? mmm yumm.
You see how this isn’t actually an adversarial conversation now? They were sending help your way, not insult.
My last comment for today:
Avis: “If you’ve been reading the site from the get-go, you should already know who EVERYONE is.”
Let me clarify, again this isn’t about you. I read failblog for the blog posts (e.g. the images, videos) and I only rarely check the comments. That’s why you don’t recognize me as a member of your little community.
Brewski: I’m sorry you now think I’m a bad apple for some reason, but I didn’t lash out at all of you as you’re suggesting. I only have a beef with Avis and Admiral (and initially Judy). No one else that I recall was so directly unkind. Abstract was even nice.
Goodbye, for now.
actually, you YELLED at abstract about the complaint issue.
And please allow me to CLARIFY (only using caps because you did, keep in mind) back when EVERYONE was complaining about the intro. I, who am a regular if there ever was one, was glad to give my own input. And just for future reference, if you could be so kind as to not YELL at me it would be greatly appreciated.
I know I said before it was my last comment, but I don’t understand this. I didn’t say anything to abstract other than my comment “Thanks, abstract… Cheers to you!” because abstract was nice. I even re-read the entire list of posts to double check!
Were just here eating abstract, I understand I hired you as a life coach but it should at least have to do with the food I am eating.
*Puts down cake slice and walks out of the break room*
@ Brad – I think she was talking to Avis.
@aikiwaza: Thanks, it’s hard to tell once things stop nesting!
Peace, I’m out…
Wow, the blog’s been kinda judgmental today! Some short fuses have been lit.
@abstract: I don’t think Avis meant it like that. It’s easy to read more into these posts than is there. Avis can clarify for herself, but meanwhile, I think she deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Peace all.
I still feel kinda sorry for Brad, he kinda dived in over his head. How was (s)he to know complaining was frowned upon, at least (s)he gave reasons to back up his/her claim. It’s unfortunate that (s)he was so touchy and lashed out like a child, but who’s to say (s)he isn’t one? Overall a poor reception to failblog methinks, but not an altogether unjustified one. *sigh*
*Busts into gaynorvarders house*
Why is it that your carpet is green? I do not like this this is unacceptable. Why don’t these paintings suit my needs when I enter your house? Why is this not how I like it?…
*Notices suggestion box*
*ignores it and continues to complain out in general public*
See what I am driving at. It is never acceptable to complain in a public situation when the proper channels are available.
yup, talking to Avis, sorry for the miscomunication. ♥
@Emperor; That’s not a great example. A better one would be someone making a complaint in a restaurant to the table next to them about the quality of service or someone on the bus complaining that the seats are uncomfortable. I have no problem with people complaining in public and trying to find out if they’re the only ones who feel that way, as long as they have reasons to back up their complaint and aren’t just complaining for the sake of complaining. One more thing; I’m not sure how to go about contacting FB about problems I have with the site. I haven’t made much effort to be fair, but not everyone is as comfortable using the internet as you may be.
Understood, but this may be just a personal thing, when I enter into a place be it a restaurant. Do I know if the person in the next table hasn’t heard that all the time they are there and I am just one more annoyance. No, so would I make the venture to voice my displeasure with them as well no, since I do not want to spoil someone else’s enjoyment of the restaurant. I would use the proper channel, aka calling over the waitress/waiter/waitsperson/waitstaffer and tell them about my issue. Oh I used the contact us link for the first time today, so I am no real pro. I got rid of the Funny guy’s new name/persona.
As would I, but if a person from the table next to yours leaned over and told you (s)he thought the service was very slow, would you tell him/her you didn’t care and (s)he should take it up with someone who does? My point is that Brad was treated unfairly initially, even if that in no way excuses his subsequent posts.
@Abstract, I can’t get italics to work, so when I want emphasize a certain word, I put in all caps. I was not yelling. At least I wasn’t trying to.
Ok now this is my personal response. I hate when strangers just interrupt in at restaurants, just to complain. If they say excuse me and are fully nice about it, then I don’t necessarily have a problem. Pending they chose their moment well, ie not mid sentence. Now to treat it as objectively as possible. My experience is mine own correct. So if you are having a problem with your experience at the restaurant, telling me will do nothing but lower my enjoyment of the experience. I would not appreciate that. See the main reason is the way that they would interject. If he said something like does anyone find the flashing of the name a little difficult to catch? I doubt he would have been accepted harshly at all. I doubt you would disagree on that, but he mocked the society we were a part of he said that failblog sucked. To me if someone leaned over in a restaurant and said, this restaurant sucks the service sucks too. (Not just because I have worked in a restaurant) I would say, excuse me but how is telling me going to change your experience sir or ma’am? Blatant sarcasm would give him the hint not to ruin my night further. Now had I had a similar situation and he said how is it going I would respond like a human being. He might say how is the food as he can’t seem to get any. This approach would get a much more positive response out of me. Something along the lines like, well its either worth the wait, or you know man I feel your pain I had to wait but damn do I feel good now. Have strength my friend. I think the approach was the main problem.
Again I agree with you in essence, but I don’t think s(he) was overly damning of failblog, (s)he even accepted some responsibility on him/herself. So in this case I would put him/her in the polite category.
@Avis: to use italics type [] before the word(s) you want to make italic and [] after them, removing the square brackets. (if this doesn’t show up properly I’ll try again at the bottom of the fail)
I know I don’t think s/he was bad at all, just think it could have been asked in a better way.
For the record:
Brad, I can understand why you were put off when you returned to find a pun-run seemingly making fun of you. Pun-runs take on a life of their own, and nobody intended any maliciousness towards you initially. We read so many complaints here similar to yours that we have to make fun of them to maintain our sanity. We should have done a better job of explaining this to you. Many here, including me, regret how this ended.
When you were abusive to Judy, however, you escalated matters, and that’s when I engaged you to let you know you were crossing a line. You again escalated the name calling with me. Go ahead and reread, and pay attention to the time-stamps. There was some misunderstanding for sure, and I understand why you were defensive. You should look closely at your own words, though, as the increase in rudeness was your doing.
*squeeze ‘n’ smooch*
Sorry I wasn’t here to help, sweets.
I don’t think this is one of those situations dragon, it is a familiar one for me though. You remember how bad I was? and obviously still am.
Yeah but you made a few 180.
Here, try the cake.
*hands Emp a slice of red-velvet cake*
Velvet?! What did you do to her?!
I am a little tentative on this one. Where did you get the velvet? Eats only the non velvet part for now.
Sheesh, if that were the case I would have typed, red-Velvet cake!
THIS cake is the only one I make from scratch.
Is there enough for me then?
*Quickly as to not offend the best chef he knows*
*gobbles down the cake*
Seconds please.
Scratch huh? where do I buy that stuff?
I want the kind with black frosting! It sounds great for that goth look!
Trust me, you don’t! Grey teeth are kind of a turn-off for most people!
My daughter had a toaster strudel with the blue frosing on it this morning, and it turned her teeth blue. It was funny!
Your daughter has bluetooth? COOOOOL!
Yup. I use her to send/receive information all the time. Especially songs and comedy routines.
Thanks Judy. Screw you.
You’re not very threadening.
Do I care? No, not particularly.
Admiral, I think he missed your point.
Right, because I’m too dense to notice threatening = threadening.
It was a pun-run… you must watch your volume or people will think you are not on the level.
No, because we are driving home a pun-run and you think it’s all about you.
You’re not sharp enough to notice that you’re the one with the bad attitude.
but it might be threadending
You shouldn’t fillis(ter) head with such complex puns, Admiral.
There aren’t enough phillips available for him.
You’re saying “screw you” to me because I said “[I] don’t care” about the issue you have with failblog? I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that as an “attack” of any sort. There’s a lot of things I don’t care about, Brad. Nothing personal. Your comment just happened to be it today.
I don’t care what Brad and Angelina are up to lately.
Or Jen, for that matter.
OoooOOOOooo!
I always care what they’re up to!
Is it five kids or six?
well, I care, and I agree, but Avis is right. You have to talk to the right people about the issue. not sure why they are attacking you. sorry.
That was not an attack.
He was being pointed to the right place to issue a complaint.
Brad was being tacky…we just had to drive the point home.
We love to drive points home. We’re screwy like that.
You guys hit the nail on the head!
Woah. That was creepy. Get out of my head!
:S
You brought it on yourself, Brewski. You put your hand upon the person and/or possessions of The Almighty Dragonwriter. She now has a telepathic link to your soul. She can, if she wishes, control your every action. I do not believe that a remedy has been written to counteract her powers.
*high-fives Judy*
Damn straight.
*raspberries Brewski*
*sobs in corner*
Wait a minute…didn’t Judy just break a pun-run?
Actually, I think I did!
*sobs even more deeply*
Off to the Pun-Run Breaker Castigation Corner for you Brewski and think what you have just done!!!!!
GMTA (great minds think alike)
Hammer Time!
This was only a drill, in the case of a real attack, the offender would have been GLOWERED to a slimy radioactive puddle.
Then we’d all be screwed
I lathe when people break a pun run, like ^^ there.
Nut(hing) to get leveled over Ms B.
Latch just get over it.
And try not to rachet it up a notch
I think we can putty much fix this pun run!
You guys hit the nail on the head.
*hits nail with head*
*shakes head*
*bites nails*
*scratches head*
Ooh, that feels good. No need to stop…
*runs fingers through hair*
It still a bit damp and tangled from earlier.
*combs*
It’s working out, but it’s fighting tooth and nails.
AAaaahhhh…you know, if I weren’t already head over heels, that would do it.
But you might want to try this brush. That comb is as dead as a door-nail.
*strokes*
I see we’re making some headway.
Thanks, abstract. I know with the anonymity of the internet not everything feels like being nice. Especially people who feel like they’re a big part of some community, and thus attack outsiders (e.g. those who don’t ‘register’).
Cheers to you!
No one has to be registered here to be accepted. They were merely pointing you to the right avenues in which to voice your complaints. You mocking them isn’t helping your case right now. We accept outsiders pending they do not act like asshats.
I have not registered.
Defensive much?
I’m not registered. I don’t feel like an ‘outsider’ except maybe Ponyboy. I like him.
Is he the one whose first name is one-trick?
Never mind, I misread that. Good literary ref. though!
*whimpers* What a sad story, I loved it all the same.
Me too. One of my favorites.
CHERRY? Where in La.?
I’ll email you some Abita.
What flavor?
I was born and (mostly) raised in LA. I live in California now. I’ll take that email, Abita Dark please (the one with the purple label) Please and Thank You!
Oh, you said where! A small town near Shreveport/Bossier called Springhill. It was HORRIBLE!
Poor you… I knew people from Springhill when I went to La. Tech Univ. Some, um ahhhh, interesting, um, yeah interesting people there.
WIK, I would kinda need an email adx. or a fax number to get it to you COLD enough.
So I’m guessin’ you’ll have to pack up that there kid and drive over to the U Save Market. Best you buy at least 2 six packs, cuz ya knows you gunna guzzle the first one down afore ya gets home.
Well then, “Stay golden”
For your Drinking Pleasure WIK / Cherry
U SAVE MARKET 13708 HESPERIA RD
VICTORVILLE, CA 92395 (760) 843-5440 >18 mi from you!
They Have:
* AMBER
* JOCKAMO IPA
* PURPLE HAZE
* TURBODOG
Wow thanks SB! Not at all creepy to know that you know exactly where I am. (Thanks Aiki)
With the price of gas, you can be assured that I’ll NOT be stalking your zip code. Plus they ain’t got crawfish there!
What in the world is a good Louisiana girl doing in So Cal?
mmmm Cajun Pistolettes (w/ crawfish inside). I may have to go off my hotwing and coffee diet to have some.
Umm… sorry?
But yours only has a zip code… *scratches head*
Me thinks she’s teasin’ with us Aiki.
And sorry there’s no Abita Beer to be found in Montana.
No, but we have our own Yellowstone Brewing Company. It is very good IMHO. And we do have an Alberta Bear but that is a stage theatre.
Aaaaw…can’t we all just get along? I don’t want to offend anyone (Brad or anyone on FB), online or otherwise. I retract my statement because this is just getting ugly.
Sorry.
I still have a smile on, yes it is on my face not the other.
Tu sei molto simpatico!
Do my eyes deceive me or did I see gaynorvader up there?
Si e lui.
*squeezes Leila*
*squeeze gaynorvader*
Where have you been?
Hither and thither, work got paranoid about some info that was leaked and I had to stop social networking for a while. Where were you a couple of weeks back though?
I just hope we can all get over this and get back to failing!
*squeeze everyone*
*squeeze*
I’d love a squeeze…….Bwahaha!
Anybody want to give me a squeeze? I have HAM …
ummmmm, tenative *squeeze* eeeeweweweweeee, pickle juice!!!
YIKES RUN! Initiated the evacuation sequence now. Run and Run Faster!!!
Ohai, Failbloggers, if anyone sees Sidhe Cat: s/he brought some tasty and nutritious refreshments over to the Lolcats this morning. It was during the late/early shift and no one was around, but I wanted to let him/her (?) know that the refreshments have since been thoroughly enjoyed!
Thank you Sidhe Cat! (arg, my fingers just don’t like typing regular English)
I haven’t seen Sidhe Cat, but will relay the message. Why not join the BBQ up there ^^^?
oops, excuse me, it wasn’t that no one was around, apparently the offering was eaten by WordPress first and no one else saw it for a long time.
thanx!
mmm, BBQ
♪ I scare myself
Just thinking about you ♪
??
It’s a Thomas Dolby song. (Probably a bit obscure.)
Inspired by what the guy said at the end of the vid.
♪ I scare myself, and I don’t mean lightly
I scare myself, it can get frightening ♪
Is that from Aliens Ate my Buick? Man.. I haven’t listened to him in a loooong time…
Just looked it up: it’s from The Flat Earth (1984).
I love TD; only recently re-discovered him.
“Man you really freak me out – I’m so afraid of you”
-Weezer
It’s…POSSESSED!!!!!
And it just did it again, only I got more words this time. I’m not sure how to stop it.
Unplugging it usually works.
Better yet, throw some holy water @ it.
Throw holy water at my mothers computer? I think not. I would like to live to see another fail.
Go on, do it *pokes Avis* It’ll be fun to watch her turn all red in the face.
You will pay for that you know!
And she’s not here, but lemme tell you, it is most decidedly NOT fun to watch her go all red in the face!
No worries, I’ll be right behind you all the way……..WAY behind you.
She doesn’t believe you. Hee hee!!
Unplugging my computer will make the random noises stop?
I have figured out that if I keep the cursor in the scroll bar WHILE I’m scrolling it doesn’t seem to make the noise. It seems to happen when the cursor passes over a certain section of the page. And no, there is no ad in that section. Not a visible one anyway.
*snorkroffle*
Methinks neener isn’t thinking about a laptop here.
Buuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!
Do you have a plug mouse or batter mouse? Same question with speakers now.
battery**
It’s a laptop. And the situation seems to have resolved itself. The speakers are integrated and the mouse is a trackpad.
Aww, ya sometime when one part of the system isn’t working you can have any warning sound play off. That includes sound-bytes, which I scare my sister with.
It was a commercial for some kind of bleach. Or how to avoid accidents with bleach. I didn’t hear the whole thing.
Oh, I had a sound-byte that I made that says my sisters name and tells her to change my mouse’s batteries whenever they are low. (Not effective and I got a slap on the arm for scaring her the first time) *Sigh* She is growing up so fast.
Funny – my husband captures movie soundbytes and applies them to the function sounds on the computer and sometimes they scare me.
Speaking of eyes, I read about this dude who bit his son’s eye.
I won’t stand for this mouse battering!
unless they fry the mouse afterwards – otherwise i is a waste.
Mmmm, crunchy.
*playing devil’s advocate
*
I am wondering why we are drinking on a Monday. I mean, is that excessive? Is it an indication of a problem? Should we be concerned?
I’m just tending bar. You’re the one drinking!
:p
Oh … well, carry on then.
I can stop at any time.
*puts down bottle*
See?
*picks up bottle*
*drinks deeply*
Ah! Refreshing!
Thanks, Aja.
*burps*
Hey! That wasn’t lemonade!!!
Oh man!
Judy, here’s a tic with a strong tac. You need it.
Fake
He did on purpose
O RLY?
How did this make it to the main page. It is dumb and he probably set it all up. The crash noise sounds super fake.
Sound was photoshopped.
You suffer from synesthesia?
*not sure if I spelled that right*
You did (I cheated and checked) and no, I am not.
So is “super fake” different from normal “fake”?
It wears a cape, and its underwear on the outside.
iiiiittttttssssssssss SUUUUPER Fake to the rescue!
Its a pixel! It’s a shadow! no, it’s SUUUUPER FAKE!
and his “side kick”
*snork*
*whispers* Just for the record, I like “snork” as a side kick for SUUUUPER FAKE, the best . . . *giggle*
Suuuppper Faaaaake and his side kick … Photoshop
Smashing
…good fun.
Yeah, that happens a lot…
I hope he’s better with his musical instrument.
Musical?
*ponders*
Confusical?
*wonders*
Suessical?
*blunders*
That’s no way to get your kicks.
…on Route 66.
“Damn I just owned myself!”
at least he’s honest!
“Damn! I just owned myself!”
That was likely faked
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t faked..
He was trying to do a breakdancing move but broke something in the process.. Likely not faked..
Also, why would you risk yourself like that just so that you can get known?
Cuts and stuff.. bad stuff
I know you’ll say something about editing.. pretty sure it wasn’t
ya its a comspiricy to cut up our lungs by filling glass with air
*chuckles to himself*
I just read the funniest questionnaire… it asked if the interested employee was ever convicted of the following crimes: aircraft piracy, murder, espionage, treason, sedition or kidnapping/hostage taking (that’s exactly how it is worded)
*snerk*
I used to be worried about this on a few former employees. We had a guy that didn’t show up for work, later we were reading the news and he had been arrested the previous night for holding up a convenience store, and car-jacking at gun-point.
Such good co-workers
Yeah, one guy got caught rolling his own weed in the breakroom.
That brings new meaning to “Getting high on pot”.
Oh wait, you said “breakroom”, not “bathroom”…
feh.
Got baked in the breakroom…
What’s with the name Mal?
I know no Mal.
*creeps up behind Mal and whisks off his disguise*
You can’t hide from me, you know.
Rats!
Potatos!
Barnacles!
Pickles!
If we had THAT in our breakroom instead of cake, there would be zero troll problem.
I mean, there’d still be trolls, but we wouldn’t give a damn.
We’d pass right by them and not toke to them at all.
Wait, what? Who?
Hey. Did you ever look at your avatar, man? I mean, REALLY look at it?
What was the question again?
Dude, that was like.. what are we watching? HAHAHAHA. Dude, that was like…
I want to know how someone can carry 5 shiny stars around all day and not just stare at them. Stare at them and think to himself, man I am the greatest.
*looks at his arms*
*finds no stars*
*Frowns*
I need chips. And ice cream. Ooohhh, PIZZA!! NOW!
Oh sh*t, all I have is coins. Who here can count out the change to pay the delivery guy???
*snork*
I really did pay for a pizza in change once.
Where did you keep the change in your birthday suit?
Never mind, I don’t want to know.
True story… friends once got very stoned. We go to a fast-food taco joint. One particularly-fried guy (no, not me!) manages enough composure to place an order. Then he tries to pay, but with pennies! (I have no idea why, must be he had emptied his penny jar so he could buy some food). He tried 3 times to slowly count out pennies to pay for his food, but kept losing count and starting over. The cashier finally got frustrated and did it for him.
Hah!! That’s a funny story about your “friend”, Brewski!
:p
Funions.
Can I be of some assistance???
*runs away screaming*
Hi LCB. Nice watch you have there.
The Admiral was starting a “pun run”, where each poster tries to work in a word from the theme, in this case pot or drugs.
I know, it takes a while to get the hang of things in this joint!
Hee brewski, its a spaced out pun run it seems. She took it on her own tango. What its right you know a line that goes off on its own a tango. Heeeyyy Brewski.
please reefer to the rule book for further explanation.
But… but… the pages in the copy I was given at the registration thingy were all stuck together with some sort of whitish goo.
PDA glue should dry clear though. Hmm our joke copy failed. It was a prank for the lolcats that just went wrong.
OIC. Doobie gentle with me, I’m new here.
*consults wristwatches*
Yipes! It’s racetime over at ICHC. *gets in splortscar and drivesawayfast*
*watches LCB drive away*
*holds up her watch and admires it*
Teeheehee!
*steps on a roach while walking away*
The race is on — Maus has already crashed and someone tried to steal LCB car –
*bumps into Dragon*
*muttering*
Oops, sorry. You okay? Good later.
*hides stolen watch while making a getaway*
*tackles aiki*
Sorry I thought you had the snitch by the way your arm position was.
*Looks at aikis new arm position*
Um.. you might want to get that checked out.
You owe me for that lap dance … gimme the watch!!!!
Wait a minute! You gave lap dances? How’d I miss that?!
*scratches head*
I thought she refused the lap dances…
You have a leg up on Leila, you’re already nekkid!
*waves $20 bill*
Eeeep!
I forgot about that!
*grabs $20 and runs*
*Continues to video tape*
Emp forgot me. And I have backups hidden safely.
But, don’t you have a broken arm, and this isn’t the inside of my house? How did this all happen?
zZzZzzzz
*has cookie crumbs hanging loosely from his lips*
I can one up you. One guy at our work got caught, during the break of a meeting, rolling his weed outside. The meeting was to condone the use of drugs.
Ms B, was he supposed to have someone else roll the weed for him?
Also, have you seen the actual video of the whole thing?
don’t start calling it fake
*doesn’t start, but finishes calling it fake*
Asian… Figures.
And apparently proud to karate kick some poor lamp into non-existence, and then say “Damn I just owned myself”… God, what a dork from Hell.
Hi all, the Formula Lol race on ICHC has started, if you want to take a peak and/or are bored by visiting trolls. You are very welcome!
*peek, not peak. My apologies, English is not my native language.
*is piqued*
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.
*not really*
*is peked*
.
.
.
*really*
*is Pete*
.
.
.
*if you’re down with me*
*is nekked*
.
.
.
*yes, really*
Yu gonna tayk part in teh Formula Lolcat race?
Lol race on the Lolcats page, all welcome, no human or dog drivers. Any other creatures are welcome to compete.
I am a dog person I guess I can’t come and race.
Of course you can. Just get a vehicle, get yourself and your dog inside and go. We’ve got mice, squirrels, parrots racing, why not dogs? At least as passenger every being is welcome.
*is amused*
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.
*unlike the Queen*
I tried to post and got the moderation bug. -_-
*fly-by squeeze and b00ty pinch*
Woohoo! *squeeze*
*offers Malicite sympathy and a German beer with pretzels*
I brought a keg to the race! *feels sad for the unhad fun*
Okie dokie folks, I am out of here! Talk to you tomorrie.
stupid moderators…
i know of at least two other comments getting moderated right now. happens to everyone, especially if it’s your first time posting there. come play with us another time!
Will do
this guy haz sum karate skillz!
wow…
The last sentence was WIN though
This is by far the lamest, lamest, lamest failblog video ever. I do this every five minutes, who CARES???????? What about lady tripping over her own flip flops on a sidewalk crack? I did that over an hour ago, but I didn’t submit it to failblog!! FAIL!
I took a picture of you. Before I submit it, what is your name so I can submit it?
Pew!
Hoofhearted.
That’ (k)nave!!!
*blink*
There’s a (k)nife sticking out of my ‘t’…!
*pulls it out*
*counts to ten under breath*
*tries to calm down*
*offers Avis a cookie*
Thank you! It’s been a monday.
Remind me not to offer to do a super-clean on my mom’s place for less than $100 ever again!
*munches cookie*
*smells like bleach*
You smell lemony fresh though Avis.
You might want to have your olfactory senses checked. I’ve only been using bleach spray! No lemons to be seen, not even artificial perfumes!
Ok I have to admit I was lying through my teeth.
Enter eye roll here:
I am surprised your hair isn’t blond from the smell I am receiving.
Is it the same type of peroxide. I wonder. Off to google town.
My black work-out pants already had a few bleach stains. Now they have more. I’ll be interested myself to see if the haze of bleach will do anything to my hair.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to bleach the other wall of cabinets now. I have so far only done the upper cabinets of one wall. Next comes the uppers of the other wall. I think I’ll get the lower ones and the fridge done tomorrow.
Power to you Avis, bon chance.
The top half of the kitchen is clean!!! Yay!!!
Of course, now everything I ingest tastes like bleach…
Ewww, the fact that you can compare stuff to the taste of bleach scares me a little.
If you spray enough of it around, you inhale a lot. If you inhale a lot of it, eventually you taste it. It wasn’t a conscious decision.
hi, sorry. I went a little crazy earlier. let’s blame it on Monday. *squeeze?*
*Squeeze*
It happens. Tone of voice can be difficult to translate into text. And yes, let’s blame it on Monday!
Right, damn failblog! Basically if you wanted to put “some text” into italics, you just write “{i}some text{/i}” with ” instead of ‘}’. Hope this helps this time!
With what instead of what?
Damn! Right, hold shift+’,’ instead of ‘{‘ and hold shift+’.’ instead of ‘}’ in my above post! (hopefully that’ll finally make sense, FB doesn’t show those symbols)
Ummm.. GV, that reads like algebra to me. And seriously made no sense!
The explanations further down were a fantastic help though!
*crosses fingers, hopes it works*
“[i] test[/i]”
Do I have to use the quotation marks?
Nope! ^^
Don’t use brackets…use the left and right carat symbols.
Darnit!
[i]test[/i]
Hmmph! *tries again*
Grrrrr!
The carat symbols look like ‘^’ but on its side.
test
Now?
YAYYY!!!
Yeah! Now I can go to bed with the satisfaction of a job well done, thanks for the input DW!
I want a Green face icon too pleasse.
It’s mrgreen inside two of these :
>bad carrots<
{test}[test] :<)
“{i}carrot stew{/i}”
{i}carrot stew{/i}
Ok, try {i}carrot stew{/i} and replace the }’s with less than/ greater than symbols.
carrot stew
these carrots are pissing me off
these carrots? <<>>>
Damn. The “these” was supposed to be underlined…hence the irony of using carats to write them…but it didn’t work =(
carrot stew with meaning
ahhh – I feel relieved now
I think you’ve got the hang of it now!
That was pretty epic
Thanks for the lesson – sorry I spammed carrots all over the blog.
Btw Jenny, I LOVE your clickie. I think I remember seeing it as a kid and being obsessed with “jug bands” afterward
Thanks Chaz, I watch Emmett Otter every year at christmas. I also cannot see or hear the ‘word’ BBQ without hearing the song in my head. That is pretty often seeing as how I live in the south.
Also – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® can help with that festerbottom.
Thank you to both GV and Dragon for helping me figure this out! Now, tomorrow, I will want to figure out how to make words appear in bold type.
maybe b…/b?
Hmm…test
YUP! IT WORKS!
Ok, but I still need a new thing to learn tomorrow!
test
Wanna learn underlining? I just tried it with u…/u but it didn’t work for me!
Well, if it didn’t work for you, I highly doubt it would work for me!
I want to have someone working for me.
i heard he died from glass in halation
inhalation..whatever
[I am back.]
Hi 5 eagles! I’m back too =D
Where have you been.(hey did I get the Where right peoples?)Aannii( hello.. formal), Booshoo(informal).Chaz.
Yes, you did.
☝
Hmmph my boss is back from a conference, so I don’t get as much work-slacking time! Miss you guys!
We miss you too – sneak over when you van.
D’oh. When you can.
Wow, 809 comments already. What’s the Failblog record?
I’m pretty sure it’s 830 (831 with this, more with all the spamming between) comments so far, and the record is no way as high as mine on tapping your momas ass.
Atleast he knows he fails xD
its a glass table ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFB0i-Lcxew&feature=channel_page
Wow… these comments are even more fail than usual…
I don’t know why, but it seems like he should have said, “MORE FLAGS! MORE FUN!”
If we like pun-runs, does that mean we should also like hint-sprints?
Like “The fail has got something to do with the thing that his foot unintentionally hits. What is the fail?”
Ok, someone else: GO!
i knew before i watched this that it was fake, the sound effect of the glass hitting a hard floor when hes on a carpet confirms it
It must have been safety glass. Safety glass shatters into a thousand infinitesimal pieces when broken.
Unless a full metal 7.75mm armour piecing sniper round was fired with a ricoctet.
I wonder if someone named Jackson will be here to post soon?
You mean Michael? No, he is playing with his Game Boy, if you know what I mean.
Why? What do you want from me?
Obviously fake.
Nice Wu-Tang Pose you moron!
it was kinda fake cos if it was glass it would be sharp and hid foot would we covored in glass and the part where he says he pwnd himself its obviously fake
its sad that he died :’(
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FAILING!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, he just OWNED himself!
Well, at least he was man enough to admit his fail. LMAO
Hi TV, meet foot. Why was this downvoted so hardcore?
It doesn’t even look like he kicked anything.
it’s not a kick it’s a “nike” and it’s not kung fu, it’s breakdance
LMAO HE LOOKED BACK AT THE DOOR AND THINKING SOMEONE WAS COMING TO HIS AID!
and the fact that he is upstairs… loud… lol “i just ownd myself
This is FAKE!
At least he can live up to his own xD
hahah u dumb asian
Thats a fake
“This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.”
Yep, definitely sounds like a FAIL to me.
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I think it might be a fishtank… maybe… or a vase or something like that.
um, did he kick anything?
at least he can admit it, so I believe this to be a self… can’t think of the word right now.
whatever, its a win in some wierd way according to my brain
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