Comments on: Investment Win

By: Kristine

Kristine — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:29:28 +0000

True, alcohol is not good for the body and mind. I don’t get what you mean by your billboard but it looks striking and you caught my attention. Can you explain to us further what you mean of that statement? Are trying to say something negative about the stock market and what is it? Ha! Ha! I hope to hear from you some more.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:47:56 +0000

alcohol is bad for you, though.

By: [NotAnonymous]

[NotAnonymous] — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:53:09 +0000

WARNING! USELESS COMMENT BELOW!
I like citrus fruits…

By: Hydro

Hydro — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:50:52 +0000

LOL, I rented a movie in the store and then went to the bait shop in the back of that store. Who would take a picture of it….I never even really got that joke.

By: Stevp

Stevp — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:21:04 +0000

Who would have thought, a bottle-shop making witty economic puns.

By: Cactus Wren

Cactus Wren — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:13:38 +0000

In 1942, Harpo Marx got a hot tip from his brother Chico (who always had the hot tips) that he should stock up on liquor, because it was going to be rationed. Chico’s tips usually paid off, so Harpo immediately ran out and bought enough liquor to fill his basement.

Sure enough, not long afterward the government announced rationing of alcoholic beverages. Harpo was pleased, for a moment.

Then he realized that he didn’t drink. About three mild social drinks per week. At the rate he consumed alcohol, he had enough in his basement to last until roughly the year 2419 A.D.

By: visceral

visceral — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:21:58 +0000

i submitted “steel erection” but apparently it failed to be enough of a failure for this site.

By: ryan

ryan — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:17:55 +0000

Collin, i bet ” Ship Happens!” is on here SOMEWHERE. it’s gotta be.

By: Collin

Collin — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:33:51 +0000

Wow, right here in Blair Nebraska! You know, they’ve always had awesome signs, but I never though one of them would end up on such a visited sign as this….

By: Don

Don — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:00:25 +0000

Damn, that’s hardcore. I don’t even know anyone who still drinks 40s xD

By: joeythegrape

joeythegrape — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:05:09 +0000

depends on what you store it in.

By: visceral

visceral — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:35:28 +0000

oh, and Tinker, its not that they work at o’rielly that they need to drink. it is a requirement to be drunk while living in Blair, Nebraska. someone kill me, or get me a 40 of Old English.

By: visceral

visceral — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:33:07 +0000

oh God, I work in the little shitty town that this liqour store is in. Blair, NE, population 10,000. as a matter of fact i drank a 40 of Old English from this fine establishment last friday.

By: rich

rich — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:22:08 +0000

if you say so

By: ...

... — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:21:31 +0000

don’t forget – money is also a liquid asset

By: Sweet

Sweet — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:30:24 +0000

Looks like you might need a gun there buddy…

By: Tinker

Tinker — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:37:48 +0000

That’s because people who work at O’Reilly Auto Parts stores NEED alcohol because their jobs SUCK so bad! Pay sucks, managers suck, DMs suck, O’Reilly’s sucks!

By: WailFin

WailFin — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:49:57 +0000

That’s it? THAT’S the joke? I’m no Politicalition(purposefully misspelled, but I’m pretty sure there’s some sort of economic joke… I know liquid assets are basically like cash and they’re good because you can convert them to physical money with little or no loss of value… If the joke is just about the fact that liquor is a liquid, I just might shoot myself.

By: zach

zach — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:50:49 +0000

Remember, there’s cake in the breakroom.

By: joe mama

joe mama — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:55:39 +0000

can we say this is recession PROOF?

By: Sidhe Cat

Sidhe Cat — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:51:12 +0000

Peace, out.

By: vox

vox — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:47:07 +0000

I’m pretty sure that was just the first Draught.

By: vox

vox — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:45:29 +0000

I’m pretty sure that was just the first Draught.

By: snow banditt

snow banditt — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:01:49 +0000

hi every1 hows every1 2day

By: Rocket Surgeon

Rocket Surgeon — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:20:34 +0000

Lolz…. I actually have to take a dead battery up to O’Reilly’s today to get my $10 core deposit back…

By: Brewski

Brewski — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:09:59 +0000

By: dingbat

dingbat — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:00:51 +0000

An Irish car repair shop next to a liquor store. No good can come of this.

By: Lamar Seus (Bea Leoklikk)

Lamar Seus (Bea Leoklikk) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:51:06 +0000

Either X-) you are 30+ and thus was around 10 years ago, when people with more $ than IQ actually demanded ice cubes be put in their beers. Or Y-) you are 10-, and thinks everything must be really really good just you put some ice in the glass. Everything is not potentially improvable with ice, especially if it tastes good-to-go and later let-go-again in the 1st place. <—– avoided the ever so ominous f-word. Frase- OK -entys?

By: Sidhe Cat

Sidhe Cat — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:55:54 +0000

I didn’t mean to scare him off; he must have cashed in.

By: Anniebunny

Anniebunny — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:54:16 +0000

Yes I’m usually off all week. I work part-time but I also work other people’s vacation and sick days. It’s hard sometimes, since I work different shifts. But I do like my job, and the people I work with. We aren’t weird, MRN, we are lucky.

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:53:49 +0000

How’s the job hunt, Hairy? (Watch out for anywhere that does drug testing )

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:49:52 +0000

That is rather odd. I don’t hate my job, but it isn’t my favorite thing to do either. Do you get days off during the week instead?

By: 5_eagles

5_eagles — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:36:23 +0000

So you get your car fixed at the O Reilly’s and then you go to the liquor store?.

Don’t Drink and Drive my peeps.

By: 5_eagles

5_eagles — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:33:00 +0000

I am heading to Panama Jacks this weekend.

By: jam

jam — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:26:08 +0000

I did! If I catch the sod, alcopop at him! Grrr…

By: CWR

CWR — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:25:41 +0000

♪…someone shouts out “Hellloo sailor!”

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:19:23 +0000

♪ How many roads must a man walk down, before…

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:18:45 +0000

I had to work all weekend. It didn’t suck. Like my job. Weird, ain’t it?

By: Puddi

Puddi — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:17:05 +0000

How many times will this same sentence get posted here?

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:12:15 +0000

You had to work all weekend? That sucks. I was in Saturday, but I was free Sunday to visit with family and have a glass or 4 of wine.

By: H u└a ♥ ƒ∞þ

H u└a ♥ ƒ∞þ — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:57:42 +0000

Please don’t chry. Sleriously. It makes your eyes poofy.

By: Triagon

Triagon — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:56:36 +0000

How many times will this same sign get posted here?

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:56:24 +0000

Did you cancel it right away, before he can Maker’s Mark on your credit report?

By: hoodunit

hoodunit — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:55:58 +0000

i’m a lemon man

By: Anniebunny

Anniebunny — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:51:39 +0000

No I had to work, so no liquid assets for me, other than tea. I’m in dire need of diet coke right now though.

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:40:08 +0000

G’morning FBers. Anyone else still nursing a hang over from the week end’s liquid assets, or is it just me? *takes aspirin with coffee chaser*

By: Anniebunny

Anniebunny — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:33:47 +0000

Oh Hairy…did you save some of your post-op chemical inhancement? Good morning!

*squeeze* to everyone

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:09:11 +0000

♪ The Cuervo gold
The fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing. ♪
(Steely Dan lyrics for Aja.)

By: Sidhe Cat

Sidhe Cat — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:03:03 +0000

Boston Gold has it’s perks, too.

By: czuhc

czuhc — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:56:02 +0000

All licked, even.