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…and good for whatever ales you (?)
No sale, I’ve become bitter with this crisis.
Wait until this beer market passes, it’ll improve.
That is a stout statement.
At least he’s not wining.
beer with me please
Vod’kas taking you so long?
i like oranges
i’m a lemon man
WARNING! USELESS COMMENT BELOW!
I like citrus fruits…
I’m invested in Bombay Sapphires.
Boston Gold has it’s perks, too.
♪ The Cuervo gold
The fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing. ♪
(Steely Dan lyrics for Aja.)
I am heading to Panama Jacks this weekend.
can we say this is recession PROOF?
I meade to get there before they are all tapped out.
I say their sign is too optimistic. Nothing is Absolut.
You’re not keeping in the spirit of things. Tsk!
Jam – Good morning! I knew you’d be here in these Early Times!
It’s hard to rumember those times, but still… I have a foggy idea of what you mean.
*squeezes*
Morning Buds! I’m not having a Stella day as some thieving bar steward has ripped off my CC.
Did you cancel it right away, before he can Maker’s Mark on your credit report?
I did! If I catch the sod, alcopop at him! Grrr…
I’m pretty sure that was just the first Draught.
I’m pretty sure that was just the first Draught.
Alcohol is usually a short-term investment, anyway. Like coffee, I like to say you don’t really buy it, you just lease it.
Liquid gold.
their asses are liquid!
All licked, even.
That’s it? THAT’S the joke? I’m no Politicalition(purposefully misspelled, but I’m pretty sure there’s some sort of economic joke… I know liquid assets are basically like cash and they’re good because you can convert them to physical money with little or no loss of value… If the joke is just about the fact that liquor is a liquid, I just might shoot myself.
Looks like you might need a gun there buddy…
High Level WIN!!
The sign behind it says:
“O’rlly? *auto pouts*
srsly?
It’s O’Reilly Auto Parts, although it is partially blocked by the sign in front.
O’rlly?
The autos pout, and when they really (rlly) get sad, they Saab.
We can’t af-Ford to let that happen; maybe we could somehow give them a pick-(me)-up.
Please don’t chry. Sleriously. It makes your eyes poofy.
It’s better than my bank, where is that gold-mine?
Morning all.
*SQUEEZE*
Wat teh fack iz dat?
They seem very proud that their beers are cold. Traumatic experience in the UK ?
We rely on our cool weather to chill the beer.
They just founded out how to make ice cubes.
Well, this is great news! If we blow this place up, will rap be gone for good?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejjjjjjjj. Then you got a hood(lum) full with ice cube(s). OldsQl flavour.
Or they make Millions of Ice Cube clones.
Either X-) you are 30+ and thus was around 10 years ago, when people with more $ than IQ actually demanded ice cubes be put in their beers. Or Y-) you are 10-, and thinks everything must be really really good just you put some ice in the glass. Everything is not potentially improvable with ice, especially if it tastes good-to-go and later let-go-again in the 1st place. <—– avoided the ever so ominous f-word. Frase- OK -entys?
Haben sie gehort das Deutsche Band
Mit a bang
Mit a boom
Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom
Aaah, haben sie gehort das Deutsche Band
Mit a bang
Mit a boom
Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom
Russian folksongs und French oo-la-la
Can’t compare with a German oom-pah-pah!
Ve’re sayin’…
Haben sie gehort das Deutsche Band
Mit a zetz, mit a zap, mit a zing…
Hi!
You are? Well, make sure you don’t crash on your asset.
Oh Hairy…did you save some of your post-op chemical inhancement?
Good morning!
*squeeze* to everyone
How’s the job hunt, Hairy? (Watch out for anywhere that does drug testing
)
I didn’t mean to scare him off; he must have cashed in.
G’morning FBers. Anyone else still nursing a hang over from the week end’s liquid assets, or is it just me? *takes aspirin with coffee chaser*
No I had to work, so no liquid assets for me, other than tea. I’m in dire need of diet coke right now though.
You had to work all weekend? That sucks. I was in Saturday, but I was free Sunday to visit with family and have a glass or 4 of wine.
I had to work all weekend. It didn’t suck. Like my job. Weird, ain’t it?
That is rather odd. I don’t hate my job, but it isn’t my favorite thing to do either. Do you get days off during the week instead?
Yes I’m usually off all week. I work part-time but I also work other people’s vacation and sick days. It’s hard sometimes, since I work different shifts. But I do like my job, and the people I work with. We aren’t weird, MRN, we are lucky.
How many times will this same sign get posted here?
How many times will this same sentence get posted here?
♪ How many roads must a man walk down, before…
♪…someone shouts out “Hellloo sailor!”
So you get your car fixed at the O Reilly’s and then you go to the liquor store?.
Don’t Drink and Drive my peeps.
An Irish car repair shop next to a liquor store. No good can come of this.
Lolz…. I actually have to take a dead battery up to O’Reilly’s today to get my $10 core deposit back…
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Peace, out.
hi every1 hows every1 2day
Remember, there’s cake in the breakroom.
That’s because people who work at O’Reilly Auto Parts stores NEED alcohol because their jobs SUCK so bad! Pay sucks, managers suck, DMs suck, O’Reilly’s sucks!
don’t forget – money is also a liquid asset
depends on what you store it in.
if you say so
oh God, I work in the little shitty town that this liqour store is in. Blair, NE, population 10,000. as a matter of fact i drank a 40 of Old English from this fine establishment last friday.
Damn, that’s hardcore. I don’t even know anyone who still drinks 40s xD
oh, and Tinker, its not that they work at o’rielly that they need to drink. it is a requirement to be drunk while living in Blair, Nebraska. someone kill me, or get me a 40 of Old English.
Wow, right here in Blair Nebraska! You know, they’ve always had awesome signs, but I never though one of them would end up on such a visited sign as this….
Collin, i bet ” Ship Happens!” is on here SOMEWHERE. it’s gotta be.
i submitted “steel erection” but apparently it failed to be enough of a failure for this site.
In 1942, Harpo Marx got a hot tip from his brother Chico (who always had the hot tips) that he should stock up on liquor, because it was going to be rationed. Chico’s tips usually paid off, so Harpo immediately ran out and bought enough liquor to fill his basement.
Sure enough, not long afterward the government announced rationing of alcoholic beverages. Harpo was pleased, for a moment.
Then he realized that he didn’t drink. About three mild social drinks per week. At the rate he consumed alcohol, he had enough in his basement to last until roughly the year 2419 A.D.
Who would have thought, a bottle-shop making witty economic puns.
LOL, I rented a movie in the store and then went to the bait shop in the back of that store. Who would take a picture of it….I never even really got that joke.