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first!
loser
nope, first means winner
Good guys finish last
Wow. An argument about someone firsting. Get over it, douchebags, people will be immature.
why not just buy a DVD lil wain concert and play that on the tv. Their son wont know the difference then and it would save the £1000 that some fat dooche bag lil wain fan who spends all his time in his flat singing lil wain songs, hoping to get a quick buck.
At least its not an argument about fisting. That could get ugly… and uncomfortable.
No doubt. You are on target.
*shoots target*
there probly isnt thousands of people at his party so the cheering would be suspicous. also hes probly smart enough to tell the difference between giant speakers and a tv.
Because a lot of blind people can sort of “see” with something kinda like echolocation
I knew it! That is friggin sweet.
a lot? you’re a fool, very few blind people have the ability to “echolocate” in fact, before this doctor learned how FROM the blind african kid who made it popular, there was only two known cases of blind humans echolocating.
One of which was the semi-famous kid from Africa.
You can learn Echolocation as a person who can see too, it just takes tens of thousands of dollars and just under a year of training.
Agreed. Why do you post comments if the comments aren’t even about the article you’re posting on.
I find it odd that the parent on the FAIL would, shall we say, exploit, their son in such a way.
~Mad Vulcan
no first deffinatly means loser
Much the same as poor spelling does.
Much the same as commenting about it in a negative manner does.
As does being a negative smart-ass about being negative.
As is being negative about negativity towards complaints about poorly-spelled rants about losers.
as for negative replying kon previous comment or else you’re not cool
As is a Spock impersonator at a Star Wars convention.
OWNED
my brain hurts
At least he used “loser” correctly!
Not during sex
Win.
did he die?
yup
Which is worse, one person saying “First” and everyone getting over it, or one person saying “first” and everyone calling them a troll? Of all the trollish activities possible, saying “first” is very low on my list of priorities.
third
Agreed
first the worst lol or should i say first the fail.
Aeolian (or Eolian or Æolian) processes pertain to the activity of the winds and more specifically, to the winds’ ability to shape the surface of the Earth and other planets. Winds may erode, transport, and deposit materials, and are effective agents in regions with sparse vegetation and a large supply of unconsolidated sediments. Although water is much more powerful than wind, aeolian processes are important in arid environments such as deserts.
The term is derived from the name of the Greek god, Æolus, the keeper of the winds.
It’s unbelievable! How could you possibly know that I was desperately looking for that valuable piece of information?!
HAHAHA!
Besides, I wasn’t trolling, the keeper of the winds blew me there.
wow everyone here is so smart. without you guys i would never learn fancy words like ofbusticating……ummmm, osbootifacating………you know what i mean
Second!Yeah!
LoL!Epic Fail.
Laughing at your own fail when no one else does….*sigh*
He’s blind so I don’t see any problem with that.
yeah see the problem is that lil wayne is actually dead…
Nop, he is not! It was an hoax.
He obviously won’t see the problem with it, either.
2nd
wow so close to actually doing the “first” thing for myself. anyhow. this fail sounds terrible but sweet at the same time. the kid should feel lucky. this shows his mom will go any length to make him happy. theres a few parents out there that wouldnt even lift a finger.
true
This just shows that people with money will spend it to satisfy their children without teaching them. Obviously this is what is going on, remember “Money is not an issue. Name your price.” Guess who’s going to grow up feeling like the world owes them more when they already have more than the other %90 of the world?
he’s blind ass*hole.
how is geting him a concert going to make him less blind?
11th YEAH!! lol
I’ve been very depressed lately, but getting this FIRST! post has given me the strength to keep pushing forward.
Troll
I like trolls
They sometimes do create a diversion. However, when I’m bored with them I crush them under my foot.
>I like trolls
me too, detritus is my favourite, but i love all the trolls on discworld.
I agree! But I’d be much happier if they would stay there and leave FB be!
He cheats his blind son. Trust win.
He?!
If his mom is a dude, then that must one very blind kid…
Or one very blind dad
You can’t know if it’s a shemale.
Not nececarilly… I mean, are you blind?
How is this a fail? dedicated dad, lots of money, knows what he needs…. could it be… win?
Nothing better than tricking children and taken advantage of their disability.
what’s wrong with that!
but its still wrong, and therefore a fail
I never had any birthday gala! *cries*
<333
Close your eyes!
*sings “Are You Lonesome Tonight” *
You can open them again.
He was here! I swear!
Lil Wayne can sing?
*gets irritated*
Close your eyes I say! Now pay attention.
*sings “In The Ghetto”, “Suspicious Minds” and “Return To Sender” *
Open ‘em!
He was here! HIM!
Tank you veddy much!
HIM? Ville Vallo?
(BTW, why does this fail exist? New five-fails-per-day-policy?
Probably to promote that itemnotasdescribed thingy.
Apparently. Would be more effective and more needed for the last fail. I didn’t read yesterday and now there are over 900 comments?! It’s horrible to think what I missed.
I haven’t read the 900+ fail, either. This one surprised me…
Since we’re in a confessional here…
*raises hand*
Yesterday was horrible… All we got from the A.E. camp was “grrrrrr.”
How are we supposed to live like this?
I think it’s to provide the trolls a gathering place of their own. Which then can be nuked.
I’ve accepted the terms of the iTunes contract. Will this explode your theory?
x2
the problem is to find someone who sings as bad as lil wayne.
20TH!!!!
Congratulation, your the man. Your cool. Really.
YOU’RE the man. YOU’RE cool.
(YOUR = Possessive Pronoun; YOU’RE = YOU ARE)
Amen.
The things we do for love…or what little one has, at least.
You can’t be sure if it is love.
i could do this …
If money is no issue, maybe this middle aged, fat, white guy can learn a few new songs.
How about a terrorist.
Is the fail that they don’t care if its an imposter or the fact that anyone can sound like little Wane if they just use the right effects? They could impersonate him themselves really.
Coooooooooool! Trollfest…
Can I join you fellas???
WTH????
This sounds like a job for technicolor–I mean I can make numerous nonsensical similies like Wayne.
is he died???
Is you retarded?
I seriously believe that that kid will be able to tell…When people lose one of their senses, some, if not all senses enhance a little bit…I think that the father is an awesome dude, but should be honest and say that lil’wayne cannot make it and instead, hire some other rappers..rather than seeing disappointment in kid’s face upon realizing its not Lil’Wayne…imho
Oh and I don’t know what number this post is…coz it really never matters!
Me thinks that there might be some seeing friends coming over that would notice the difference…
Will the impostor smell different?
But what if I’m Muslim?
>But what if I’m Muslim?
don’t wear a backpack on the way to the party.
LOL
this is so sick it sickening
“My son is blind, so you dont need to look like the rapper”
OMFG
don´t understand the fail?
Well, I suppose she knows the kid will never accidentally read the ad…
LOL that was mean
uhh…yeah hes blind..im guessing reading isnt one of his strong points
i think to differ. this feels like a win to me
I beg to differ.
I beg to think
I think to sink
I blink to skink
i SINK the skink!
i drink the sink
ahh well what u gunna do.. th dad sounds like a douche bag tho.. would’ve been better of jus to buy th cd
What if the kid wanted to meet him? The dad could just do a scrachy voice then call the kid a cracker?
Considering how ghetto that mother sounded, I doubt she knows who her baby daddy is.
haha, true
what about if the kid wants to kiss him?!…
THAT is hysterical. Wrong, but very, very funny.
Um…if this kid is blind, why doesn’t his dad just tell him that Lil Wayne is there, and play some of his music on a sound system? haha
But seriously, just hire some other rappers and be honest with the kid!
Yeah, don’t be so mean.
FIRST!!!
Puts the ass in class.
I wonder what other birthday parties shes done for him like this!?!?! Spider Man,….”Oh my gosh, now he’s swinging from one end of pizza hut to the other, wish you could see this” Maybe for his bachelor party the best man can just play some loud music and have a neighbor talk dirty to him. I wonder if he has an autograph book in his room signed by all the “famous” people his mom managed to get to meet him,….
you know, I’m probably gonna get emailed by a thousand angry chimps after posting this statement, but I really don’t see what’s funny about this, or wrong about it – there are many people who get impersonators round at parties, if there weren’t, there wouldn’t be so many companies offering it. the kid wants to hear his hero at his party, I say, what’s the big deal? people lie to their kids all the time…
True, it’s not so different than hiring a Santa.
Birthday gala? WTF?
… What about the kids that aren’t blind? Wouldn’t they tell him it’s really not Lil Wayne?
They could pay every kid to keep quiet. Remember, money is not an issue.
Maybe they’re all blind!
First!
…oh, wait
Won’t the party guests notice it’s not lil wayne?
also where does the issue of the impersonater being jewish become important?
After reading half way through the comments, I’m losing faith in mankind again, for nobody seems to realize that the primary intent of comments is commenting on the related post.
This leads me to add that this fail doesn’t stand tall among the much better ones featured here.
Actually if you’ll take a quick gander at comments on any of the other posts on this site, you’ll quickly notice that 95% of replies have nothing to do with the actual post and just people rambling about nothing..
As to the post, the kid does indeed seem ridiculously spoiled, being intent on having a birthday “gala” with some famous rapper for his 16th birthday? wow. and seriously even if the kid doesnt notice on his own the parents expect none of the other kids are going to tell him?
is nobody concerned with the fact that initially it seems the 16-year-old son had some genuine belief that Lil Wayne would be able to show up for his ‘birthday gala’? i mean, come on, no matter how spoilt you are….
so he DID die?
Sounds to me like a setup for some ?new? “reality” show or Candid-Camera-style show. Does Sasha Baron Cohen possibly have a new script in the works? (I’ve no idea if I spelled his name right; the Borat/Bruno guy, y’all know who I mean.)
This looks to me like bait to get people to send insane videos.
What he SHOULD be doing is buying his son some REAL music to give a try.
Yea, like Lil’Wayne.
dude.. why not just play some cd of lil wayne instead and trick his blind son
I understand that the kids blind, but I don’t see why he’s got such a horrible taste in “artists” that he likes.
NOT 1ST!!!
if money isn’t an issue then why not just give weezy a billion dollars to change his schedule for one night to come play your stupid party
1. Lil Wayne sucks.
2. Holy crap, I live in the DC area too. DMV FTW!
what if the kid was just PRETENDING to be blind to see if his mother would try to take advantage of his disability in such a situation?
in which case, this would be an “overly elaborate plot” fail
Wooh one hundred-forty-seventh! all right!
67 and jewish? my descrimination senses are tingling!
LOL “Here’s the kicker”
Rap sucks anyway… that kid should listen to metal ^^
i totally agree… rap sucks… i would repost the add for someone like metallica or something similar to that… and if lil’ wayne isn’t dead than he should probably do us all a favor and jump off a bridge… you too kanye…
except we need kayne west so that we have south park episodes
and lol.. if i was going to have a metal act @ my b.day.. i’d at least have ensiferum or wintersun.
“Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it.” – Yeah dude, like that’s the only reason.
FAIL: You reading all the comments upto this point.
whoah, low below the belt kind of a posting.