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I like turtles!
and ill soon like shoving em up ur ass if u idots dont STFU!
and i like oranges
what do you mean j-ello isnt good for you
btw,what do you mean “people above” ?
Something amiss here?
Instead of amister?
No, not at all. This truck driver dodged a bullet, I saw a rabbit run across the road. Had he hit it, we would all be saabing.
It would have turned his insides audi…
Not a pretty (in)sight.
STOP. Hummer Time!!!!
Don’t you mean Humper Time?
You broke a pun-run, just to Bug Leila?
*squeezes WN*
It was continuing below anyway
*SQUEEZES* all around.
The blog is eating about 2/3 of my comments, alas, and I don’t have much time here as it is.
Sigh…
Are you being naughty?
Bad WhoaNellie!
Me? Naughty?!?
Perish the thought
Can I send WN to the corner please? Pleeeease? I have a sign too – Pun-Run Breakers Castigation Corner.
*squeeze WN*
*SNERK!!!*
The logo is straight out of the reNissan(s) days.
Now that is an acura(te) statement.
Leila’s Integra(ty) is unimpeachable.
To Infinity and beyond.
Leila- I don’t know if you caught it or not, or if it even worked, but my proof is down at the bottom of the last Fai.
That’s a jeep pun.
We’ll try to Wrangler up a more expensive one.
*pt*
Let’s all go on a Mediterranean Cruise(r).
Dont think i can af”Ford” it!
Could Somebody help me with this broken punrun?
Its (c)hevy!
Ok…
Good morning velvet!
Good morning, FSA! How was your weekend?
.
*Monday morning caffeinated squeezes for all*
It was meh.
*
*squeeze again
Morning velvet! My, you are buzzing this morning. Triple espresso?
Saturday I took my last allergy pill. I forgot to pick up the refill so I had no allergy med yesterday until after 2pm (too late to take it then). So I took one this am and my body has to readjust to it. That’s why I’m a bit flighty this am.
I always thought Avis was the flighty one!
Yes, yes. I’m the disco ball that’s dizzy from spinning right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round round round.
*Idols velvet*
Nooooooo!!!!
Must… concentrate…
*i-magines a Nirvana tune*
LOl Malicite!
.
C’mon Brewski! Dance with me!
.
Jenny, I don’t know anyone that can sing a Billy Idol song without doing the lip snear thing.
.
Kind of like Corey Hart’s pouty lips in Sunglasses at Night.
Come on guys! An ear worm on Monday when I just started work!?
*squeeze* Morning all!
Morning!
Wow…Corey Hart reference…
*Squeezes all.*
Good morning Emperor!
Top of the morning to ya lass.
*bows, whilst removing top hat*
better than ‘white wedding’ as a theme song
*curls lip*
*reminisces about being a 20 year old bad boy*
♫ Hey little sister, what have you done? ♫
*headesk headdesk headdesk*
*offers Brewski a down pillow adorned with jewels*
Jewels? Ouch!
At least it wasn’t adorned with Jules.
For the Cradle of Love? It don’t rock easy, its true.
Ah, thank you, my head still hurts a bit from Friday actually. I must have hurt it while napping. Very strange.
*squeeze*
Ooooooooh…Starfish!! *bedazzles pillow with starfish using hot glue*
That’s just too purty!!!
*puts Brewski down on list of people for intervention*
Stay away from Dragon’s purse and bars for the rest of the day. *throws a quick glance @ Starfish*
Could be worse. Could be the Careless Whisper remake. Everytime the radio plays it, all I hear is Wham…
*has nightmare where she’s back in the ’80s and Wham is the only thing playing on the radio*
♫ (wh)ramalamadingdong ♫
Morning, all! *squeezes thread*
(wow, that’s not easy, is it?)
*Puts the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop.*
*takes the bop from WIK so she can no longer put it in the bop-she-bop-she-bop and bops her on the nose with it*
NNnnnooooo!!!!
Must… concentrate…
*imagines a Nirvana tune*
*plays Smells Like Teen Spirit*
*squeezes FSA*
I’m getting all kinds of “Bloodhound exploits” from the failblog page. Anybody else see this??
What do you mean by “Blooodhound exploits”?
Virus scanner is going berzerk.
Ah. It doesn’t seem to be doing that for me.
Everything is fine here.
That’s what they want us to think.
(*squeeze*)
You.. are… very… sleepy… You… are… not… getting… a… virus…
*yaawwwnnn*
Oh, my, I feel the urge to turn off my virus-checker and settle down for a nice long nap…
I’m with you on that.
Can I go too?
Yes. Yes you can.
*gives mal a BIG hug*
Not at this time, but it has happened to me several times. I can’t even go to the vote pages; my pc will crash by page 2.
Nice. A PC with opinions.
turn the scanner awat from you & point it towards the computer…
*switches T with Y*
phew good thing you are here fruitcake!
*switches baby to left hand*
Maybe an ad that is being displayed?
Ford – We ran out of metal.
…. but our tailgates are now recyclable!
A green truck?!
It blue it’s pick-up opportunity?
*snaffles ‘ *
It will be black-listed from all the Ford conventions.
They will be showing pink Volvos instead.
Oh! So they orrange test driving of pink Volovs.
How…provedorial!
Actually, I think it is green
I do know that my Print page keeps popping up when I’m here. Not sure what to make of that, though.
.
*squeeze* Hey there, aiki!
*Supa Squeeze*
Hiya Velvet. Have a good weekend (other than the allergy medicine?)
Busy. I emptied all those old canned goods Saturday and went to the pool Sunday afternoon.
That makes sense. I wondered how you were going to wash the gunk out of 50 canning jars. Pool – good thinking!
Heeeeee!!!
It works as a toilet for elementary schoolers, so why not use it as a dishwasher too?
It’s too early in the week and morning for you to be talking sooooo icky!
You are too pretty for a Monday, but I stare all the same.
*stares*
*gawks*
*eyes*
*squeezes*
Emp, I’m not sure if that was sweet, or creepy!
*agrees Ms B is too pretty*
Creepy if I do it from her window, a dark alley, corner etc. If I do it in full view then faint. Well its more like seeing the Madonna in real life, too much beauty all at once. *faints*
Oh you guys!
No, no. I left the jars on the counter for my ‘better’ half (pffft) to wash. I went to the pool.
.
HA!
So he is the one who put them in the pool. He doesn’t do the dishes often does he? Not a clue in the world.
I wonder how much dish soap that would take?
Ha, you reminded me of when my older brother, yes older brother, put dish soap in the dishwasher. Sunlight dish soap + dishwasher = bubbles all over the kitchen and one angry dad.
Oh, great story. I AM GETTTTING A POOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!! YIPEEEEEEEEE! My parents signed the contract on thursday. Now all we got to do is get the permit to come through and then its the groundbreaking ceremony.
*goes shopping for a bikini online*
Count me in!!!! I will help bless your pool.
You don’t need a bikini Leila! We’re all friends here!
Oh good! I don’t need to part with my hard earned money then.
*cancels bikini order and looks for leaves*
Speaking of bathing suits —– CLICKIE!!!!
Leila, I thought we agreed that you wouldn’t tell anybody about my little run-in with the police.
Party at emps house, right after the groundbreaking!! I’ll bring the potato chips!
Yup and you all know where to find me now.
One request … can you make sure there is a definite detecting device for when someone uses the pool as their personal toilet? A bright dye or something…?
While I think this is a good idea, I’m beginning to wonder if Leila is a germaphobe.
I will ask my parents to include that in the filter, but I think we are old enough. We need to pitch in though to get the Europeans here.
I’ll bring the beer and hot dug buns, but not the hamburger buns.
ME???? *darts eyes left and right* a…germaphobe…pffft!!! … *pumps Purell and rubs hands* …no, I am not!
*Has hamburger buns on shopping list for failblog party*
I’ll bring the keg. I don’t promise to be good.
Do you have a good grill Emp? We can grill up some good steaks…Leila can just starve.
aiki, are you a racist or something? What’s wrong with hamburger buns?
*buys Mal a “team tap that” shirt, in pink.*
Ms B, I give you fresh cheese and you starve me?
…but *lips quiver* ..why????
Got a nice Webber waiting in the back, actually, I am going to buy my father the gas-line hookup for fathers day. Considering we already have to line outside waiting to be hooked up.
You didn’t give me fresh cheese. You shoved a cow in my face and told me to make it!
I just wanted to razz you for a bit, it’s been a while since we teased you about being a vegetarian.
Ooh, a pool party/barbeque! I’ll bring the pasta salad!
*quickly goes out and buys all types of veggie food*
Got veggie dogs and burgers for you leila. Also have lean meat for everyone.
I’d love (to interest you into) Tofu Ms B.
LOL!! Come on…Patrica the calf would have help you make that cheese. You were in good hands, er, hooves.
I don’t mind the teasing Ms B. Just don’t forget to throw me a carrot every once in a while @ the party.
I’ll bring some veggies burgers Leila!
Enough for everybody!
Yup. Very racist against hamburger buns right now. I got one out, brand new from the store, and proceeded to put the hamburger on it. When I started to put the top on I noticed that it had green fuzz all over the top half. That is where I drew the line.
aiki…WTF? Are you serious?????
Can we always have a Monday barbecue?
*sports his new shirt with pride*
Sounds good to me. I love barbeques! I vote “yes.”
*howls @ Malicite*
You wear that pink very well Mal.
Got any room left for another Vegetarian? I can bring homemade salsa and plenty of beer. *makes the big sad puppy dog eyes*
You can sit at the vegetarian section over here by me.
I have eggplant for the grill. *yummmmm*
@ Leila – Yup dead serious.
My vote is yes on the Monday BBQ. We need something to pick it up.
@ KatzVonD, you mean *sniff, sniff* I am not alone???
*hugs KatzVonD while sobbing*
I wore a pink shirt yesterday… *has written shirt without the “r” way too often today*
Wow. Wish I had known about the barbecue before I clocked out for lunch.
*sits, looking sadly at boring cold cut sandwich*
I was over at lolcats. They really like our Friday-afternoon cuddle puddle. They asked why we don’t do it on Mondays. They said they really need a little fun on Monday. Monday Barbeque sounds like a plan to me!!
Woo Hoo! Veggie section! *squeezes Leila and WIK*
If we’re going to do BBQ, let’s do real BBQ!
*wheels in smoker*
Ok, I’ve got brisket, ribs, pork shoulder and salmon. Any takers?
ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!
*swaps Judy’s sandwich with a hamburger, adds pasta salad to the plate*
Here you go, enjoy! 8)
You haven’t seen nothing.
*Pulls on conveniently placed curtain string to show speducci grill, webber 2500 and the FLAMEBLOG 5000!*
Now we can start grilling. Oh and just for kicks…
*opens all mini fridges and pulls out compartment from the FLAMEBLOG 5000 to reveal fold out bar.*
WIK, not sure I want us to sit alone. It’s weird enough we are vegg heads.
Let’s join everyone!!!
*cannon balls into Emps new (future) pool* WHOOOO!!!!!!!
Sorry Emp, but a hamburger pales in comparison to meat smoked for hours to a tender juiciness, then smothered in homemade BBQ sauce.
*drools*
Too bad I live in Utah, home of the bland food, no good BBQ around
Wish I could give you all the details on it now but I want to have some left to reveal when it is all said and done. Ie size and the cabana placement, pergola placement, diving board (if we get one), water feature, etc.
Have you ever tried a speducci? It is often called the barbecuer’s meat, because it is so good it goes from grill to stomach and doesn’t often leave a 5 foot radius. I love ‘em.
*finds reply button, does double back flip from diving board into (future) pool*
*puts on beachboys* Quick brew invite the cheez friends.
Some proper theme music.
Ms B, barbequeing tofu and veggies and vBurgers is real too.
Sorta…
Kinda…
Kinda/sorta…
Sorta/kinda…
*doesn’t believe it is either*
*dons 1970′s vintage hawaiian beach hat*
*changes to flip-flops and loud hawaiian shirt*
Aaah!! Much better.
*dances to Beach Boys*
♪Good, good, good, good vibrations!! ♫
@ Brewski … WHAT? WHAT?? I can’t hear you. Your shirt is toooooo LOUD!!! WHAT????
I did earlier. *extra squeeze for fighting off the expointers*
GAH! *headdesk* ^^^ *exploiters*
meh
*hands Foop a giant cup of Cowboy Coffee*
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
*squeeze*
Found
On
Road
Dead
Favorite Of Redneck Drivers
Friendly
Old
Red
Dog
Fruitcake
On
Rib
Dialation
Functioning
On
Rare
Days
Fearful
Of
River
Dance
Follows
One
Ripe
Diva
*and admires how she hold the thread up with her feet*
Fail
On
Righteous
Dudes
Flying
Over
Rainy
Doodlers
.
*squeeze*
frail
old
rig
driving
Factory
Ordered
Road
Disaster
Funnels
Ommit
Reduced
Deaths
Favorite
Of
Reckless
Drivers
Ever try FORD backwards?
Drivers
Return
On
Foot
Doesn’t
Run
On
Fridays
Drat!
Rusty
Old
F*cker!
*kicks truck*
Fruitcake
Only
Reduces
Death
Family
Often
Rides
Drunk
Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill
Fondle
Only
Rubber
Ducks
Feels
Old
Rusty
Doors
Failblog
Offers
Ridiculous
Diversion
Finally!
Olga
Rode
Danny!
Free
Old
Receding
Doctors?
Fire
On
Retreating
Department-heads
Fight
Obama
Republicans &
Democrats!
Factory
Ordered
Radiant
Diamonds
Fool
On
Reefer
D’oh
Fail
On
Rightous
Dudes (Dudettes)
Finds
Otters
Ridiculous
Daily
Fixated
On
Riveting
Discussion
Found
Our
Rings,
DW! (wherever you are…)
(LCB still had them!)
First
On
Race
Day
Or there’s my mom’s version (her name IS Ford):
Found
On
Roadside
Deliberating
It was all they could af-ford.
Audi do, Brewski! How was your weekend?
It seems like a Century since I’ve talked to you all!
*squeeze*
*squeezes*
A fine weekend, thanks! A nice Prelude to today’s work week!
I get the Impreza that you all are well! That’s what I’m talking about!
I’m having a Grand AM, but I think it’s drung-induced. That, and the boss isn’t here yet.
“Drung”? Are you trying to be a Smart-alec?
*gives n to anyone who needs it*
.
Fingers aren’t up to speed with brain.
i could use oe
*grabs n, inserts in one”
I’d be a lot better if the weekend was Insight, but beggars can’t be choosers.
You guys should Focus on the task at hand!
But I’m not very good at the Fusion of work and play.
I know, but it’s hard to concentrate. Sometimes I think I chose the wrong Carrera. Maybe I should have been a Sciontist instead.
That’s an awfully Cavalier attitude to take.
Maybe you should tame Jaguars?
Same way you tame a Mustang?
More like taming a Bronco.
or Gremlins?
I could totally go for a Pinto beer right now.
I wish I could Escape from this ford board to a Tundra.
I’m ready to hop on my mustang and ride off into the sunset…blah Mondays!
And we can Jetta off to have some fun!
I know a good bar in Malibu…
Cool! Let’s Escape to it!
Where the Fairlanes fly?
*Joins the Envoy* Let’s go!
You are a true Trailblazer WIK.
*is it me or is this pun-run just too easy?*
I dunno, I’m ready to Impala myself, can’t think of a thing!
This pun-run will Escalade to new heights if these volks (wagon) can keep it going.
DUCK, everyone! It’s coming right Taurus!
*dodges*
Thanks for clearing that up. I wasn’t sure at first. I though it was a toyota or a dodge.
maby the person rellly whant a ford car but he was to poor so he did that so in 1 ay its a creative win but in other ways…….
It is a woody Ford.
is it wood or cardboard?
So… I borrowed my friend’s truck and kinda broke the tail gate… but I totally fixed it. He won’t even notice.
oh ya totaly its only brown and a huge FORD is painted on perfecly unoticeable
Katz, would that be a reference to one on the Vote section with the new door and comments? HA!
Sorry Velvet, I didn’t see that one. G’morning btw.
Good morning (or is it afternoon for you? I can’t keep track).
.
There’s a fail on the Vote page of a black Jeep Cherokee with a white door. The white door has written on it something about he loaned his jeep to his ex-wife and this is how it was returned to him.
Saw that one. Totally should be the next fail.
Ha! That’s fantastic! Listen up kids! NEVER loan your stuff out…unless you don’t care about your stuff. Oh, and it’s 9:30am here. *squeeze*
*loans stuff out*
*takes stuff*
*hands back an IOU with Brewski’s signature and name*
*runs away*
Brewski must have started drinking already. He signature looks a little off.
It’s Mythbusters. They are checking if painting Ford on the tailgate affects fuel intake.
But to test it, they must make sure it explodes violently.
Is there another way to test things? *hides dynamite*
*finds dynamite, lights the fuse and runs like hell*
Leila! Quick! Into this escape hole! ( I keep one handy here, like in the cartoons, all you have to do is throw it at a wall or floor.)
WIK just in the nick of time. Let’s go!!!!!
*jumps in the hole*
Where does this lead to?
Ummm. Good question. It’s kinda like a water slide, just go with it.
Beats getting blown up to smitherins.
*picks up hole*
What do we do now WIK?
Let’s strap on this Acme jet pack.
Budget Provedores.
I got a Ferrari truck.
Ahhhhwwww, that’s one petite and cute fail.
It only looks like that in the morning…
Let’s go tailgating! Just set up the cooler on my tailgate and we’ll be good…to…
Ok, who’s going to get more beers?
*dies*
No beer… *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Good weekend?
Depends on how you look at it :/
*looks at it through Mal’s eyes*
Is that a silver or tinfoil lining, Mal? *squeeze*
*squeeze*
I’m not sure I can be of much help here…
*squeeze*
…I just wanted to squeeze =D
There there.
*strokes Malicite’s head gently*
*purr*
*offers coffee*
This should help, it’s extra strong.
Hahaha thanks…I need Ibuprofen… *hit his head so hard on Saturday (sober)*
Ooooh! I’m always sober when I hit my head, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of there.
*offes some pilfered demerol*
Thanks! *gets loopy*
I am ashamed that I forgot that I hit my head…and was combing my hair for work…and ow…I relearned so fast…
I don’t know what demerol is and don’t care if it’s pilfered, can I take one or two or three. I need it today.
Strooong painkillers. My sis had surgery last week and they put me in charge of making sure she didn’t OD (she has a history), especially with the good stuff.
I had an exploratory laparotomy many, many years ago – turned out it was appendicitis, just like I told them it was. Imagine that. But demerol was an awesomely wonderful thing during the following 24 hours or so…
*places an order for 1 demerol*
*cancels order for demerol*
Stupid corporations and their random drug testing!!!!!
I have some Vicodin and Norco for my knee injury, oh, and Soma for sleeping. I don’t really take them though, so I’ll share.
I’d like to hear that story, and I have one for you. I have cabinets on top of cabinets in my kitchen, I was looking for something and opened the doors to the top ones then bent down to look in the bottom set. When I stood up I hit the top of my head, at full speed, on the corner of one of the doors. I literally knocked myself out… The family still laughs about that one.
OW…OW…OW…! It’s a miracle you still remember the story :/
I was running up a flight of steps I wasn’t familiar with…I didn’t clear the overhang… I was too tall by about… half an inch…I’m actually sorta lucky because if I was any taller, I would have gone down.
Sounds awful WIK, hope your were okay. This weekend I was putting some stuff away, turned around and walked full bore into a wall. The kicker is that the door was a good 8 ft from where I was.
I have seen that happen before, its so funny! (not laughing AT you Mal, WITH you
) I love that I’m not the only klutz around here. 
OMG, WIK!!
I hit my head so often I’ve long since lost count. Partly it’s being very tall. Partly it’s being very stupid. Doorways and stairway ceilings are always good for a noggin wake-up call. Especially here in New England, where apparently people were not taller than 6-feet prior to 50 years ago.
You’re among good company, WhatIKnow!
When my parents added on to their house, they built a room above the garage. They didn’t want to have the new roof higher than the rest of the house, so the ceiling slopes toward the walls. There’s an open space above one window, but the ceiling drops right by that space. My parents clearly weren’t thinking; not many people in my family are under 6′, and we’re lucky no ones had a concussion there!
I think I will go to your parent’s house when I have something I need to forget!
*goes to Ms B’s parents house*
I need to forget how this job came to be. I hate Access queries.
I have done nothing today…ever since getting accepted to law school…I have checked out mentally. *is spending more time thinking about vacations then actual work*
Me too Malicite. I need some inspiration because only God knows, with this economy, I am thankful to have a job.
My Mom always teased me thus: saying [that I] “could fall down, sittin’ down,” AND/OR “trip over the pattern on a rug.” Unfortunately, I’ve done both – far too many times. And let’s not even discuss my head bumps… Y’all are making me feel much better, though. *big clumsy hugs*
*clumsy hugs Foop*
Your new avatar is giving me the giggles this morning!
My family has always called me Grace sarcastically. I have been known to trip over air pockets, run into walls and fall UP the stairs. I am looking forward to knee surgery in 10 days because of an air pocket incident.
Surgery?!
Hope it works out okay.
Noooo! Sorry to hear that
I’m looking forward to it actually, I have been in a knee immobilizer for about 6 weeks and it hurts like hell. I had an MRI and they said my knee cap is wearing away from the back *ouch* hopefully this can make the pain subside somewhat. I have a full gym in my garage and I can’t use it
Eeee! I’m sure you’ll be fine and back in the gym in no time at all! *squeeze*
Good luck with your surgery WIK.
Thanks guys! *squeezees*
*raises hand*
*steals and and sells it in a second-hand shop*
*squeezes*
mornin fruitcake
*Always says yes to morning fruitcake*
yes
I like this fail, it’s nice, small and cute
California taxes win
why wat did they fail this time
A little hungover from the weekend?
Every other post is written in sanskrit. So, it’s understandable to find it not understandable.
I understand not understanding, but is it comprehensible?
Big talk usually indicates small….
*snork*
*squeeze* Morning Avis!
Morning! *squeeze*
Seems the infestation has returned.
Intestines?
Or other organs.
What about pianos?
I use this one a lot but *clicky*
*snork* PERFECT!!
If you write ford on a board you have a ford-board. If you put said board on a ford it becomes a ford-board on a ford. If you talk about the ford-board on a ford on a message board but then you get bored it would be a…
*brain explodes a little*
Channeling Dr. Seuss?
What what if the bored ford with ford-board goes driving around the fjords?
Toward the fjords, the bored ford with the ford-board boarded the…boat?
The boat with the outboard, pressed forward towards the fjords with the ford-boarded, bored ford aboard.
I am not even a big Seuss fan – but he keep getting in my head.
*takes more drugs*
Explains why your eye is upside down Jenny.
Smallest Fail ever!
Tom, you are better off letting it go if you don’t want to keep being called a troll. Like right now all you are doing is trying to annoy me. Were they having a serious conversation or not means something as well.
*offers a map to the troll cave*
*takes map*
*drags TOM to the marked place*
Stay here till you learn better.
*leaves TOM and map behind*
*joins forces with Emperor*
*Chaz AND Emperor spu*nk in Harry Potter’s mouth*
Btw, Emperor, do we need another map for harry potter?
Nah, I think it is a dieing business, we should cut our losses now.
Why would I want to add dye
I made the politically incorrect error for distinction purposes. Dieing vs dying. Both are acceptable For your interest though:
die 1 (d)
intr.v. died, dy·ing (dng), dies
1. To cease living; become dead; expire.
2. To cease existing, especially by degrees; fade: The sunlight died in the west.
3. To experience an agony or suffering suggestive of that of death: nearly died of embarrassment.
4. Informal To desire something greatly: I am dying for a box of chocolates. She was dying to see the exhibit.
5.
a. To cease operation; stop: If your vehicle dies, stay with it.
b. To be destroyed, as in combat: could see the remains of two aircraft that had died in the attack.
6. To become indifferent: had died to all worldly concerns.
Phrasal Verbs:
die back Botany
To be affected by dieback.
die down
To lose strength; subside: The winds died down.
die off
To undergo a sudden, sharp decline in population: Rabbits were dying off in that county.
die out
To cease living completely; become extinct: tribes and tribal customs that died out centuries ago.
Dieing in popular culture refers to death. That was the definition I was pining for.
Graceful winner I see. *Pause* Not.
*slaps Emperor*
Ma perche parli a questo cretino?
Mi scusa oggi me svegliato su l’atra posta del’letto.
Ti perdono questa volta. *bacini*
Grazie mille bella, *bacioni*
Juses effing christ.
*walks away in disgust*
I know I was wrong, but I would be dammed if I admitted it to him. You on the other hand I have no problem saying it to. That’s why I got a “creative defense”.
I’ll let you in on a little secret, Emp: Whatever you type here is visible to anyone in the world who is connected to the internets.
He might be a troll but I believe he is right.
Edward Norton had a fight with Gandhi!??
Emperor, I am quickly beginning that IT was a mistake and IT has no redeeming qualities. Best not feed IT.
Yup, as the cheezpeeps say, cake in the break-room.
CAKE!!!!!
Mmmm… cake!!
*hands out plates*
This is really good, Emp, thanks!
Lol, until you came brew me and leila were eating with our hands how uncivilized of us.
*wipes frosting on Brewski’s butt*
Wow… That is all that can be said for that… wow.
*hands out forks, takes a slice, and backs into a corner so Leila is always in sight*
Brewski, you have a little something… nevermind.
*passes out coffee to go with cake*
Hey, what are you looking at?? My eyes are up here!
But – there’s – on your -
Brewski! DON’T sit down!
*snork*
In the 7th grade I wore black pants to school, and at lunch I sat on a chair with frosting on it. For years my friends called me “Frosting Butt”.
*looks*
Umm Brewski… you should let the lady help you out there.
I guess you’re just sweet, Ms B.
I shouldn’t tell this one, but in kindergarten I was sick one day. We were sitting cross-legged on the floor in the library, the teacher was reading a story to us. I got an attack of the runs. BAD. I tried, but couldn’t hold it. I was too embarrassed to say anything. Several kids said “eeeww, what’s that smell??”, but the teacher shushed them. I went the rest of the afternoon with pants full of crap.
So, who’s hungry for lunch??!
FROSTING BUTT FROSTING BUTT!!!
Ms B has a sweet ass!!!
ewww. and ewww. oh, and WN!!! *SQUEEZE*
*jumps up and down to erase previous sweet ass comment*
AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Don’t erase it! I was feeling all special!
Brewski, I was in grade school when the same happened to me. It just so happened that my big sis was in the vicinity and she came and helped me clean up. Sooooo embarrassing but I feel your pain.
I would like some vegetarian chili for lunch please.
Okay Ms B … I didn’t know if it was ‘ok’ for a girl to say it without sounding too weird.
*keeps sweet ass comment*
Good choice. Chocolate pudding for dessert?
Of course it’s OK Leila! We’re not homophobes who misinterpret innocent comments.
LOL!
I would hump your leg WIK but I am…reformed.
Aww Man!
@ Brewski:
You mean, we can have dessert after cake?
*Humps aiki’s leg*
*examines lurk’s message for innuendo*
*sees nothing, but is still suspicious*
*shrugs*
Hold on aiki, you got a little frosting on your *points to frosting* just let leila get *struggling now* off *oof* of your *ouch* behind.
What is it am I supposed to do to aiki exactly Mr Emperor?
Nothing you wouldn’t do for his fellow brewski.
*takes a shamwow and wipes aiki clean from head to toe*
There you go!!
Sent message.
We seem to have our sp*nker back on failblog. I was wondering if you could remove him again. Thanks.
-Emp.
*squeeze* Thanks Emp.
It’s discouraging that a innocuous word has been transmogrified into a foul connotation due to the incongruous use by such irritating oaf.
I can’t wait till school is in session again.
Me too and many others aiki.
The number of trolls goes down by 63%.
That’s more than half!
Also no, you called me out. I search for my name and lo and behold here you are.
And now you know.
*cheesy music*
*rainbow*
♪The more you know!♫
♪Billy Nye the science guy.♫
Hmmm. Looks Dutch but I don’t recognize pruitesaap.
For only $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) you can get this handy decoder ring!
So, this is what qualifies for OEM parts, now? Wow. Ford must really be hurting in this economy.
Oh, look–a Ford panel truck.
Where?
Over there. >
In the tiny little small picture up there. ^^^^
Up where, in our underwear. Hello Mrs z. and Leila no humping my leg please.
Hello, 5Eagles. Under where?
Sorry, 5_eagles; I forgot your underscore!
No need to underscrore me .
Hello tom how are you?.
LOL A crappy Ford, what a surprise.
Ahh my favorite car, the Ford Fail350
Dignity fail? Just trying to say ford is ftw
The doggy
Why would someone intentionally write that on there? All Fords are fails…
Ford never fails
EPIC FAIL
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oh my god i have seen that truck, it in Tennessee/Virginia it was @ the walmart parking lot in Bristol TN.
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
that’s a WIN
now thats an F1-50
probably a toyota?
fake as ford