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Looks like the dude is offloading.
He just got off work
Not sure I would want to be the one cleaning the back out.
FAKE!
What is fake about me?…..or did you not mean to hit reply…..please behave.
He obviously purposefully and maliciously opened the sliding door in order to form this egregious display.
White Van Man strikes again.
White Van Man, White Van Man, does anything a White Van Man can.
Well, it looks like…
♫ WhiteVanMan…burning out his fuse up here alone… ♫
well that’s the actual business he’s in, but he can’t advertise it openly so…
White Van Man meets Triangle Man….
i am god
Morgan Freeman? I didn’t know you read these things!
They have a fight, Triangle wins…
No, it looks photoshopped. But it’s actually the guy opening the door.
What the hell is a provedor?
A provedor is a purveyor.
fake indeed. cheap chop job. not funny.
ouch. i retract my statement above. it’s all clear to me now. NOT fake.
It’s more like one of those MAD magazine fold-in pages. Except the picture sucks.
how?
not fake man, i thought it was a photoshop thing at first but you can tell the damn door is just opened lol…
lul its not fake. he opened the door and it just happened to look like that
He just got off
First!
NOPE
More like FAIL!
That girl / hag / thing scares the crap out of me. I just hear a noise instead of “first”.
So..comedy fail.
… I thought it was a boy this whole time.
Now I’m really confused.
your right. that is scary.
life/voice/first fail.
It took you 21 minutes to post this compared to the real first?
**heartattack**
this is an obvious hoax. you can see the lines where it was cropped.
No it looks fake but it’s just a sliding door
Look at the Fax number.
The fax numer is cut in the exact spot where the door ends. Haven’t you guys seen a van with sliding door?
Anyone get the number on that van!?
This is repost
failblog = fail
Pea roast? mmmmm nommy.
And you made a whole new account to tell us that.
repost FAIL = fail.
Which shows that repost = 0.
You mean repost = 1. If repost = 0, repost fail = 0 also.
ALGEBRA FAIL. There’s no excuse for fail in front of the trolls.
He’s preparing the sauce.
…and the meat…
…for the boyscout troop…
…while KatzVonD stared…
…and DrB held the camera…
….and serveral irksome scouts….
…who brought some Baconlube…
…stole the potatoes…
… And put them out sporadically on the floor…
….of the fleshy vicar…..
…who happened to walk in, unannounced…
…Escorted by Mitchell…
…Through the backdoor…
…and had a donkey in tow…
…bearing a rather disturbing…
…and pretty contagious…
…resemblance to Hugh Hefner…
…and then:
Pickle Surprise!!
Holy crap. I want that truck. XD
Holy cruck! I want that trap. YE
Why, are you a pimp named Mitchell?
Once upon a time, there was a Crysler C-22 sailboat in our marina, when heeling while undersail, instead of the name ‘My Therapist’ being read on the stern, it would read Therapist.*the rapist*
Why was the boat even called “My Therapist” in the first place? o_O
They needed proffesional help when choosing the name?
Maybe it was a clever way to call in sick.
“Sorry I can’t come in today. I need to see My Therapist. It’s urgent.” and then they just go fishing.
Like my old boss calling in because he was getting the “crappies.” Crappie are a type of fish.
Or when Roger Mudd filled in on the CBS Evening News, saying Walter Cronkite was on Assignment.
(Yeah, I’m old.)
*snork!*
Because it provided therapy? It was most likely a ton cheaper than most quality therapists.
I don’t know, I’m thinking the best cheap therapy might be a whore in a van.
Maybe the boat belonged to the whore. I’m sure she needed a therapist.
“Mitchell’s whores on the bay”? I like it!
“You’ll love the motion on the ocean”
“If the boat’s a-rocking’… you know the drill.”
It was Sean Connery’s boat, wasn’t it?
Sailboat…or FAILboat?
It’s a cover-up
Anyone else sit and stare at the first picture for way too long trying to figure out the fail before realizing they had to scroll down to the second picture to see the fail? No? Just me? Darn it, I need more coffee…
No I did it too XD
You are not alone!
we fail.
Same (even checked the spelling of Provedore in my mind *headdesk*).
Then I noticed what a large head he has…
*pours DrB & N/A some coffee*
*pours some for herself*
I did it too.
*SLURPS!* Ahhhhhhhh…
Now…it must be time for a little wholesale breaky
Oddly enough I was just considering a dunkin’s run. Shall I just pick up a few dozen donuts to share?
I’m always up for donuts! Chocolate frosted for me, please!
*tosses keys* Sure! Here, take my van!
dog nuts yay!
Shotgun!
I’m back! Donuts all round but the ‘almost too big for my petite lady-like hands’ bucket o’ iced coffee is all mine.
Donuts!
*drools like Homer Simpson*
*takes a chocolate frosted donut*
Me too. Is there any more coffee in the pot? I’m struggling this morning.
*pours KatzVonD some coffee*
I always have some handy.
You are a life saver, thanks. *squeeze*
Glad to help.
*squeeze*
did too. damn laptops
(raises hand) Guilty…:(
I did worse. The fact that the door was open on the second photo didn’t register with me, and I thought “for once, I agree with the ‘why is photoshop funny’ crowd.”
And I’ve had a quad latte washed down by cup of black coffee already.
*snork*
*guiltily raises hand and agrees with Ibbits*
Man, I need more sleep!
We have a coffee IV stand set up down there vvv Maybe that would help.
*squeeze*
It’s eleven A.M. here and I did it too. Then I LOL’d.
And I’m at work. (Fortunately alone)
O hai, Duffy!
I woke up with a nasty headache. Skipped coffee, went straight for the Pepsi for medicinal purposes. But I could use more caffeine. Where’s that IV vendor?
The stand is down there ↓. Our prices are very reasonable, too.
“Prices”?
What is this prices they speak of?
Squeezes. IVs of coffee for squeezes.
*looks disappointed*
Nevermind.
*wanders away, looking dejected*
*squeeze lurk before she disappears*
I thought the fail was the phone and fax numbers. Can this be a double fail? Can’t imagine getting many phone calls with a number like that.
It’s an Australian company. Aussie phone and fax numbers are 8 digits, with a 2-digit area code.
That, was a comment WIN. I did it too!!
I wonder if that’s Mitchell in the picture…
I wonder if he is a long lost Mitchell brother.
Bukkit409? good phone number.
Know your Market WIN!
I’m pretty sure that says Fruit Markets on the top of their list.
It does however also note Hotels & clubs……hmmmm
*nods* He’s going for the fruity hotel dollar…err pound.
either- I am fluent in many money types
family in Utah
Bulgaria
South Africa
Australia
etc- etc- etc
Does that include ‘in kind’?
on occasion…..Yes, but only with the hubby!
Oh my. Both of you?
At least they’re cheap.
Failphoto! Cant even use photoshop properly!
Congratulations on being the first person to cry “Photoshopped!”
But you don’t win anything. Try again later.
*snores gently in the corner*
Hm. So you get “photoshopped” drive-by-commenters over here too, huh? Some people have entirely too much free time and not enough functioning brain cells.
(Although given how few brain cells I have functioning at this hour of the morning, maybe I shouldn’t be complaining about that
)
Functioning brain cells- 15
Being paid to be here- priceless
*salutes k@ and prysma with her coffee*
*hopes to find a few more working braincells at the bottom of her cup*
I can see the future….- it won’t work until you are on at least the second one!
*looks into her mug of tea*
*sighs and goes to make more*
Hmm… I’ll give it a try.
*goes to get second cup*
I definitely need coffee this morning. I even originally spelt
definately
like that. ^
Prysma
*pounce*
Sorry to steal your thunder.
Is it ok to pet a lolcat? Hmmm.
By all means, steal my thunder — it looks like we have a storm coming in here.
Depends on the lolcat, but in most cases, anything affectionate and not pervy is probably good. Did you have any in particular in mind?
Nothing that I breaks the bounds. When petting my dog he usually just flops over for a belly rub. We think he is just lazy, so I was going to go for a back stroke. The one when most cats will run under your arm for the length of their body curling up their tail at the end. We tend to believe my dog has cat qualities as well. If my hand is hovering at about his height, he will come and pet himself under it.
So to answer your question, just innocent stuff.
Oh and if I give you your thunder back, do you become a THUNDERCAT? Hee, couldn’t resist. Clickie for a nice picture of them.
THUNDERCATS ARE GOOOOO! (sorry couldn’t resist.)
*slinks off to corner*
According to Wikipedia, they’re working on a CG Thundercats movie.
Stealing means never having to say you’re sorry.
I’d like to make an appointment to have all my shinies stolen.
Oooh! Certainly. *consults calendar* Now, when would be an inconvenient time for you?
And can you wait at home from 8 am until 5 pm every day next week, and she’ll make it there when she can? Probably during the ten minutes you leave the house to get food so you don’t starve to death, which means you’ll have to reschedule for a future date.
No, you have to wait AWAY from home during the time frame specified.
I really wish my phlonquais were over here, too. All this new business and with no one to help it looks like I’ll have to screw up the scheduling all on my own. *pouts*
Well, your current one is already pretty unreliable in cheezland… maybe you need a different one for here? How hard can it be to find someone to backtalk to you, eat everything in sight, screw up the scheduling, guzzle Guinness, and hold up cute baby animals to distract everyone when he’s done something he shouldn’t?
I will plant fools gold around just to mess with you. Hee.
Do what you will. I have been told I have a heart of iron pyrite.
Cubic zirconium should fix that.
*arranges to steal all Emp’s stuff, again*
Oh, you have experience with this client already, Ms B Heart? I don’t want to get into a turf war (yet) but I do need assistance with scheduling and stuff. Perhaps we can form a joint venture?
I don’t mind a bit! I just have a tendency of finding all his stuff that’s been hidden. I’ll help you get the obvious stuff, but the things closer to his person are mine
That seems fair. *has rabid weasel lawyer draw up contract*
Ok, just sign here, here, here and here, initial here, draw a picture here, interpret the inkblot here, solve the soduko puzzle here, and provide an earlobe print here. Good!
This looks like the beginning of a beautiful felonyship.
You’ve got my heart what more can you really desire?
PACK EM N STACK EM.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!
DID THEY DIE
no….because it is a paint job, barring oxidisation thy cannot ever be classed as dying, as they are not living, the molecules within them fail to reproduce, respirate, photosynthesise, create enzymes through protein synthesis, or any of the fun interesting stuff that organisms do. It is molecules of pigment in a base so shhhhhhh
OK sciencce bit over
I snorked.
did they catch aids?
MS Paint Fail.
Ugh.
Stop with the trolling. It’s not ’shopped or edited.
That actually is the name of the business, it is not a fail…
the meaning of the word provedor actually is: One that furnishes provisions, especially food…
hence this is NOT a fail!!
*facepalm*
second picture
*headddesk*
So now that’s a spare d to go with the c from up there^! Twitchy left hand this morning? (Morning there!
)
would you not be the same having to work all weekend?
*puppy dog eyes*
BTW good morning- *squeeze*
by the end of the day I may have collected a second alphabet.
*squeeze* I hope you’vve maanaged tto get those twitches out by the end of the day.
*buys her innocent look*
how much? *snork*
Okay, I have to ask… am I the only one getting annoyed at the Oxygen “Dance Your Ass Off” ad?
yeah…not photoshoped. If you actually take a close enough look you will see the line that the back of the sliding door makes right before the “o” in wholesale. It just happened to be opened up to the perfect spot.
Just a lucky coincidence…of course then again maybe that is their side business.
What a lol!
Excellent online game: tytytypp.mybrute.com
Why has no one else commented on the fact that providers is spelled wrong (I assumed that was the fail, before I scrolled down). I assumed it was a Spanish co. but the rest of the words are in English, and I checked my Oxford American dictionary to verify there wasn’t an alternative American spelling of provider, but it appears not.
Provedores is NOT spelt wrong, it’s the Spanish for “Providers”.
And as for the “American” spelling, and “Oxford American Dictionary” – are you having a laugh? The language is English, you even said so yourself. FAIL
If provedore is spanish then it IS spelt wrong.
Proveedores (2 e’s) is spanish for providers
but then mitchell’s wholesale provedores is an australian company – not spanish.
I saw that too. I couldn’t tell though if it was in an English speaking area or not.
It’s not “providers,” it’s supposed to be “provedores.”
It’s a word borrowed from Spanish that means “purveyors.”
It IS part of English vocabulary now, just like the words “accent” (French) and “cosmonaut” (Russian).
man..that’s awesome. I need to start takin pics of fail stuff
thats not fake, he just opened this sliding door thingy ;f
This is a genuine business. My wife took a photo of a van from the same company with a similar “alternate” name outcome a few years ago. It was delivering goods to the kitchens at the Novotel in Wollongong NSW Australia. It does seem like a small joke on behalf of the sign writers though.
For doubters, here are the details from the Australian White Pages
Mitchell’s Wholesale Provedores
0242951409
U3/ 35 Shellharbour Rd
Lake Illawarra NSW 2528
The phone number is the same as on the van. Lake Illawarra is a suburb of the City of Shellharbour which is adjacent to Wollongong.
Wollongong sounds like a place I would like to visit.
Ditto
todays fail provided by…
Ugh, I spent way too much time looking at the first picture, not realizing there was one under it!
You’re not alone. A bunch of others up there ^^^ did the same thing, including me.
*sigh* 43 WPM
57.4 …you know RMT, I’ve been waiting maybe five months for my banana?
LOL! Gosh, this is awesome! /n00b-tween talk.
people how do you put a avatar image on fail blog?
Go to gravatar.com
Actually that’s not necessarily a fail: The eye-catching factor is great!
…and if the phone number was on the sliding door, then we’d know it was intentional and general adulation would be in order.
so fake its not even good
Except it’s not fake.
If they just posted a regular picture on here, how long do you think we would argue over whether or not there was some kind of fail in it?
Have the feeling at least a few of us would find a fail in there! some wouldn’t care, and you would still get people shouting potatoshop at it.
Potatoshop?
So THAT’S where the vicar got it!
Do they carry bacon lube too? I can’t find it at Mitchell’s fruit market.
I thought you all knew……:oops:
this ones reachin… when you gotta edit the image to push parts of the words together it cant be a real fail. Its a failed fail =/
Read the comments.
Also, look up the business.
It’s not edited, mate. These vans actually look this way when the side door’s open.
What does the word provedores mean?.
5 eagles – take a look further up the thread: someone mentioned that it means ‘provider’.
Apologies:
“one who furnishes provisions” – chiefly, food.
hope that clears it up!
The word is provIdore. It means one who makes a provision. A purveyor. It usually refers to someone in the food business. So yes, our Aussie signwriter got it very wrong. Shame on them. That’s what dictionaries are for!
Actually, both spellings are correct.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Provedore
LOL idd its not a fake… the man opened the sliding door.. created that suggestive effect… and someone nearby noticed.
BWAHAHAHAHA! What’s funny about that picture is that it’s a before and after shot ~ some dude / dudette has staked that out! Hahahaaha
So you’re saying that they failed intentionally?
*ROFFLEROFFLEROFFLE* Check out the tree shaddow on the tin roof…he / she’s waited a while too! Hehehe. Committment, dammit, Failers. Now THAT’S committment!
*takes extra ‘d’ out of DrB’s post*
Twitchching rubbed off there…..sorry
*stops to think about how that may come across*
*hides*
*picks up stray ch…..puts with other letters unintentionally typed by weird fingers today*
soon you will fly my prettys…..
Correct, ma’am…your twitching rubbed-off on my d.
*is pretty sure how that will come across*
Why would you do that? Leaving him with Commitment, ammit, Failers.?
Muahahahaha! It’s what I do!
*whispers* There are three extra letters in that post, and also three extra letters in an earlier post. Yes, as innuendo goes it’s a pretty blunt instrument, but there you go.
Missed the other extra letters. Off to get me an IV of coffee.
So … the fail is a lie?
No, only the cake is a lie. The fail is obviously photoshopped. Look at the pixels.
I see. So avoid the cake, but cookies are okay?
Yes, the cookies taste nice. Veeery nice
Great minds, GBF.
*remembers Diana the Insane and her two cookie limit*
*remembers Big Red Button incident and realizes that Lurk won’t give him any more cookies*
There are no limits to my cookies, dearies, enjoy! Today, I have sugar cookies and chocolate chip.
(I miss Diana!)
*sigh DTI*
*takes two cookies in respect for her wishes*
Hope the sugar can get my brain is gear.
*squeeze* Thanks Judy.
Ok, as promised, the clickie sent to me by my MOTHER!!! Completely work safe!
Hint: you have to read several of the comments!
You are not very observant if you think this is photo shopped. You had better read the explanations posted later by others more astute.
someone fax him
Do you need to place an order? Are you hungry or lonely?
I could never misuse office equipment like that when I am working…..hold on
*walks off whistling*
*calls photocopier servicing guy*
The servicing guy says he’ll be right over right away, as soon as he can find the BaconLube.
*shakes parental head as hammy puts on photocopier guy uniform*
So epic!
Have you seen my Ц¢₭? It’s hugeeeeeeeee!!!
Provedores is not even an english word, I think. Google turns nothing up at least.
please ……no…….not you too!
Oh don’t worry, I found it on dictionary.com after I posted this.
Proveditor
Pro*ved”i*tor\, n. [It. proveditore, provveditore, fr. provedere, L. providere. See Provide, and cf. Purveyor, Provedore.] One employed to procure supplies, as for an army, a steamer, etc.; a purveyor; one who provides for another. –Jer. Taylor.
It redirected me to this, well it said see Proveditor.
glad someone has some common sense today- mine took off looking for popcorn some days ago.
I think it was meant to be proved ores.
Prefer Bunny Avatar- but only cause of the vicious streak a mile wide!
He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!
Ya google failed me in this case. For situations like this I often tell people that I had 2 brains at the time. One was lost, the other went out looking for it.
It’s Suppliers in English. It’s misspelled in Spanish anyways.
This is the best fail in ages….Great!
Bad photoshop job. Submission FAIL
Opens Jen’s door. Bad Job. I submit to FAIL. Wow, someone take a photo of that.
*whacks Jen with mallet*
how can u guys not see that is photoshopped or edited or watever
oh haha lol i am srry, i just realized the door was open! now i think this pic is funny. once again srry lol
Don’t feel bad. Join the crowd up there ^^^.
*hands sheeves some coffee*
I think we need to offer IV caffeine to the populus.
Hmmm…. maybe we should open up a stand.
It isn’t, don’t worry they are just trying to be clever.
How can sheeves not see that watever is actually spelled whatever, that u is actually spelled you. S/he is also oblivious to the fact that the beginning of a sentence starts with a capital letter.
damn kids
I’ve just found a commercial featuring the weird yellow tongue alien ad on the right. Clickie.
It still doesn’t make me want the stupid alien thing, but at least now I know what it is. Thanks.
I just find that alien thing even more disgusting after seeing this commercial.
You should see the thread about it in livestock transportation fail. We had quite a discussion about it.
I know. But it’s still as traumatising as the ad.
Yuck. Kids should never be used to sell sex toys.
Can you exchange kids for sex toys? And if so, do they have to be *your* kids?
Uh… Firefox with AdBlock Plus is your friend…
Just sayin’.
I have Firefox on my laptop, but I’m at work, where we use IE.
*sigh*
Yuck. You have my condolences.
I don’t have Firefox. Stupid Vista won’t let me open the damn thing. ARGH!!!
*headdesk headdesk headdesk*
My laptop has XP. I bought it before Vista came out. I’ve heard horror stories about Vista that make me glad I didn’t wait a few months before buying.
Er, purely personal opinion, but:
Vista: OS FAIL
My Vista is down with the Fox, yo.
Coffee! Get your IV of coffee here! The coffee IV stand is now open for business.
*Rolls up both sleeves*
Yup that’s right doc, one in every vein of both arms. I want to be able to fly without a Redbull.
Do you sell caffeine cookies?
all forms of caffineated foodstuffs, beverages and medical equipment may be supplied with prior notice.
*gives Emperor 2 IVs*
No caffeine cookies, Pirx, but have some of these.
*places plate of cookies on stand*
*facepalm*
Must refresh! Sorry k@
however- prior notice still applies!
*takes some cookies*
*feels strange*
What kind of cookies are these?
Digestive.
It’s the kind of cookie that most FailBlog readers digest.
(sorry for the bad pun)
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Oh, I understand now. Do you want this big red button in exchange, Lurk?
Nope. You can keep it. Give it to a poor unsuspecting… um, give it to somebody else.
Okay.
*starts shouting*
Does anybody want a cool Big Red Button? It’s beautiful, practical, safe and completely free!
Did you say FREE? What’s the catch?
Nothing, I swear. Ask Lurk if you don’t believe me.
Um… yeah, there’s no catch.
*looks innocent*
Hmmm… sounds fishy, but I’ll take it. *accepts Big Red Button* Should I press it now?
Can you just press around it a bit first?
Yes, you definitely should.
Okay here goes. *presses Big Red Button*
*multiple universes implode*
MUHAHAHAHA! My masterplan always succeeds!
BondFan will have a field day with this…
Hey! So it was YOU who stole my Universe Implosion buttons! Give them back!
You really should guard those buttons more carefully BFF. They are not for the weak-minded.
Only if you give me some “reply” and “refresh” buttons or some cookies in exchange.
And I’m not weak-minded! *has a nervous breakdown, passes out*
Maybe not weak minded, but maybe weak-willed?
I think you’re right, I’m quite weak-willed. Sometimes I can’t even resist feeding the trolls.
I think that’s because I’m young and inexperienced.
Oh, alright. Here’s a bag of 20 darkside cookies, baked specially by IUL. Now can I have my Implosion buttons back?
Here you are. It’s a delight to do business with you.
But can I eat these cookies if I’m already on the dark side?
Of course! There are no adverse side effects to Dark Side cookies.
Thanks for the information, Lurk. *eats all cookies*
*gets tourniquets*
NOPE! thats real
? real tourniquets ?
or are you taking big leap back to the pic and avoiding the caffeine?
It’s a brilliant cover. He parks his van on the street corner, but whenever he sees a cop, he just closes the door.
not a fail.
WIN
this is totally fake. photoshopped
You need new glasses and an open mind. And learn how to Google the name of a business.
Gm, FBers! I think it’s hilarious how many of us are being pwnd by this fail. (Yes, it got me too.) *rubs imprint of desk on head*
What do you mean?
I thot, what a terrible chop job they did on that photo, just to get it to say “Whores.” Took me a few to get it.
*hands Mrs_Z two aspirin and a glass of water* This should help.
Thanks. What a dream I had last night. Someone threw me in the cuddle puddle. And WN was advising me re:Gravatar.com, and I was trying to decide how attached I actually am to my green vine-y thing. (Reminds me of a poem I copied down and then lost in the paper shuffle that is my house so that I cannot even quote it decently.) And there were all these Cheezfrens coexisting peacefully with the Failbloggers, and I was kind of in shock about the whole thing. (I must have missed out on a lot while I was in Alaska.) I guess it just means I don’t have to sneak back and forth any more.
Clickie.
I’m… hesitant.
Don’t worry, it’s safe for work. And it’s not traumatising, either.
I think I’ve missed something important recently because I don’t understand the connection between the fail and your clickie.
*whispers*
It’s supposed to be an earworm. You know, those songs that get stuck in your head like “A Whole New World” and “Barbie Girl”.
I knew it!
Damn. But did you click before I told you?
I knew better than to accept a clickie from Mr. Green.
Curses! That emoticon was the downfall of my masterplan.
Ah, well.
How ’bout this clickie?
I’m not sure – someone else check it out first.
It didn’t get stuck in my brain. Maybe because I’m weak-minded.
I show you what I find an earworm: CLICKIE!
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! You said “BARBIE GIRL!” Make it STOP!!! Get it OUT! *cries* *heads down hallway to bathroom to look for some Q-Tips*
I still don’t get what this has to do Mitchell’s Whores.
LOL!
Joni, what has become of you! *cries*
She got burned out on the music business. She’s a pimp now. She works out of a van. Personally, I think she could do better, but what can I say?
Joni? Joni… Joni Mitchell, FTW!
Yay! I’m off work now! Bye everybody!
*waves*
Bye, lurk, and thanks for reminding me–I must off TO work shortly, since this is second Saturday. *runs down hallway in search of clothing, humming Joni songs*
Hey honey – you got lots of cash
Bring us round a bottle
We’ll have some laughs
Gin’s what I’m drinking
I was raised on robbery
They spelled providers wrong. Obviously fake
Except when you google ” Mitchell’s Wholesale Provedores” you get an Australian address and phone number for a fruit and vegetable seller.
+1 They’re down the road from here.
So many idiot comments made on it being fake when they either don’t know that the company is real or they are too dense to realize the door is open and it wasn’t photoshopped that way.
It’s real. No shopping required.
Crappy photoshop fail.
Wrong.
If it’s so real, where are the whores? Huh? A whore delivery van without ant whores? Absurd!
Why FAIL?!
The only fail here is the photoshop job- THEY MISSPELLED “Providers” for starters….
What a bunch of failures commenting on this. The word Provedor means purveyor (do I need to define that too?). And a simple Google search on Mitchell’s Wholesale Provedores show that it is a fruit and vegetable wholesaler in Lake Illawarra, South Coast NSW. This is not photoshopped. It is a Fail. Just like most of the comments.
so many people arguing whether it is shopped or not has ditracted everyone from the important question: are the whores wholesale?
distracted too
It’s not shopped; the van has a sliding door.
If I’m correct, there are two photos put together: one showing the van with the door closed and one showing the van with the door open.
So it’s technically not a Photoshop, although it does look like it at first…..took me a minute to figure that out.
maybe not
i think this might actually be a win… they spelled “providers” wrong… if they did that on purpose, then they are major winners.
no wait… they spelled it much worse than they needed to. double fail.
What a bunch of failures commenting on this. The word Provedor means purveyor (do I need to define that too?). And a simple Google search on Mitchell’s Wholesale Provedores show that it is a fruit and vegetable wholesaler in Lake Illawarra, South Coast NSW. This is not photoshopped. It is a Fail. Just like most of the comments.
dude, the top pic is totally rockin an 8 digit fax number
You can read? Wow!
Is this guy working with the SHIT radio station?
Hey guys this is not fake u look at the runners it slides to the ore where on the sliding door its says mictchell wh so it makes mitchells whores
shut it you noob
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ill take 2. how much?
Obvious shoop is obvious
Obvious mooron is obvious
Oh wait.. He slide the door..
Mad Fold-in Win
I like whores!
Yeah, crappy photoshop job. Look at the top van and look at the bottom… remember that game on the back of the cereal boxes? Spot the differences? Well, look at the phone number on the top and look at the fax number on the bottom. Obviously faked.
You FAIL. Can you not see the outline of the door on the first photo? The last digit 3 is not on the door but on the side of the truck so when the door is open it is covered. I find it hard to believe so many people claim to be so observant and are quick to call photo shop, and FAIL. And the number is 8 digits because it is a business in New South Wails. Do a simple Google on the business. You might learn something.
Wholesale ‘provedor’ by day
Whore transporter by night
i wouldn’t be transporting them in a van that says “Charge me for prostitution!” on it’s side
is it just me or is the number wrong? there is 8 digits shouldnt there b only 7?
The business is in New South Wales, Australia where they use 8 digits.
Well technically we use ten digits but only if dialling out of your area code. But hey, at least some of us realise this is not “shopped” “faked” or otherwise and we also know what a provedore is.
obvious photo shop
don’t jump to conclusions. Look closer and read some of the earlier comments explaining why it is not a photoshop.
This pic is obviously photoshopped. If you’re gonna try to fake a fail, at least make it less obvious.
obviously you need glasses. you also could benefit from reading earlier comments that explain why it is not a photoshop.
Seemed photoshopped at first, but then noticed the door was open.
This is definitely not a fail, its a big WIN dudes
at first i thought it was fake
FAKE!! I don’t want to see this shit on here.
You need to get new glasses, develop an open mind, and read some of the earlier posts explaining the picture. And then admit you FAIL.
REAL dumbass! Apparently fake says it all about it’s own comment hehe.
This would so freak out suburban moms with their kids at a park hahaha!
Well crap. My last name’s Mitchell.
I know how to photoshop– this one should be called FAILshop. Seriously. they chopped the length of the van out that has “lesale Provedor” written on it- it’s a clean cut, it runs the length of the van, and only the last three digits of the number show in this picture. It’s obviously the same van in both spots (and if you notice, the “ores” is written higher than the rest of the writing (bad photoshopping attempt). This is stupid. Please give us a real fail pic and not this crap.
Go see a van with a sliding door. What a magic trick it is. Hard to believe it can be confused with photoshop.
Yeah “ores” is a little higher. Thats because the door has to be pulled out a bit to slide on the outside of the van
You FAIL! The explanation has been given numerous times, yet you are to stupid to read them, then open your eyes and take another look to see the sliding door on the van.
totally fake! the guy just copied the top photo and pasted it but replaced some witha chang. duh!
Read the earlier explanations of the pictures so you will not come across as stupid the next time you yell fake. This time you FAIL, and it is undoubtedly not the first time nor the last time.
duh, you can so tell that this is photoshoped. at least do a bettre job if youre going to fake a fail.
oh, nevermind, i should read the bitch comments above me before i make myself look like a fool.
LOL. You saved me from making another bitch comment.
Obvious fake fail is obvious.
You FAIL! You would not be so quick to call obvious fail, it you had taken the time to read previous explanations. You are a FAILure.
So cool!
This isn’t fake. There’s a few of these vans around here, all with the same phaigle on them.
Call the number, add +612 in front of the number.
photoshop!
Good god, Bob. I am sorry to say this, but you are a FAILure. Next time read what people before you have said who have more intelligence, before you mouth off.
What the hell is this, this is not a fail. This is a WIN
Wow….talk about hidden messages….
woowwwwww, that might be the worst editing job ive ever seeeeen!!
you suck.
Kelsi,
You are incredibly dumb not to read the explanations that explain the picture. Why would you do such a stupid thing? Well, that is rhetorical, such I answered that in the first sentence. You are a FAILure and now everyone knows it.
Perhaps it’s a covert call girl service
Not fake kids.
I know the family that owns this business and there are plenty of these vans in and around the Wollongong area. Never seen one with the side door open though.
Well spotted!
provider is spelt wrong
This has been answered many times in previous posts. I am amazed at the number of idiots that post comments without reading previous comments.
Provedore is a good English word that means wholesaler, one employed to procure supplies, as for an army, a steamer, etc.; a purveyor; one who provides for another.
Freudian slip FTW!
Isn’t it Providers and not provedors? Something tells me it’s photoshop’d or I might be wrong.
You are wrong on both accounts. Please read earlier posts for explanations.
wow the owner must be retarded to not notice that before he sent out the vans
i love how no one notices the phone number, and the fax number..lol thats what the fail is..i think?
oh and providers too
WOW its says mitchell’s whores!!!
WOW. You FAIL two out of three posts! The business is in Australia where they use 8 digits, and Provedor is an English word meaning wholesale. You also FAILed to read previous posts noting this. That is three FAILures for you, making you a BIG FAILure.
that’s photo-shopped. ._.
Jon, you are big FAILure. If you had taken the trouble to READ earlier posts before posting you would know it was not photo-shopped. You FAIL!
Not fake.
The fruit wholesale business was just a cover, this is the real deal- a mobile prostitution ring LMAO