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That’s the stupidest shirt set I’ve ever seen!
no, you have to see this. clicky
Ha! one of them has a wedgie!
Kind of reminds me of the woman in Wally Mart with the yellow dress and smiley undies.
the thing is, thery’re not actually see through! they are screen printed like that.
Why would you pay to look like you have a wedgie?
??? Japanese avant-garde??? idk! you got me there
Actually the Snopes explanation was “PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!11!!”.
Or the granny pantied one on the top left. HA!
Did you look a little lower on the page – at the scarves??
oh yes, my my I can’t explain it!
As if mine aren’t big enough on their own.
The Snopes page is a FAIL – the claim was that they were “imitation see through…”, which Snopes said is False. Since that’s exactly what they are, imitation see through, it’s a Snopes FAIL.
Wait, I’m confused. So the imitations are false, which Snopes says is false?
Snopes said that they are “imitation see through skirts”, which they are not. They are digital i m a g e s in a magazine, not skirts which people actually wear. So not a Fail.
Soooo, the FAIL FAIL, isn’t a FAIL?!?
Wait – wait – the FAIL FAIL >IS< a FAIL!!!
CaliforniaGirl: The page said the folowing: “‘Imitation see-through skirts are the rage in Japan’: FALSE”
Exactly my point. The claim that they are all the rage is, indeed, false because they don’t actually exist. Therefore, Snopes did not fail.
The FAIL FAIL >IS IS NOT< a FAIL.
Crystal clear now, right?
Sorry, take out the extra IS
(I don’t know what I did to make part of that comment blue.)
hi, the fail is still a fail, you are looking at my clicky. The clicky itself is fail because these are not actually real, only photoshopped. So I fail for thinking it is real, but it is still funny. lol
here, this is all real. clicky
You used the <a> tag. Use the < and > signs to type less than and greater than. And is images filtered by Failblog?
because its kool
i like chicken
Holy nasal cavities, that makes everything clearer.
Right, he’s probably black.
If I remeber correctly the night vision vidoe cameras were capable of doing this as well, if used during the day.
yes, that is actually true. weird ho that works, eh? but like i said to velvet, these aren’t actually see-through skirts. They are printed to look like that.
Didn’t you read the stuff below the pictures? Those panty-skirts don’t exist. It says they’d have to pose perfectly to line up with the imaging. The scarves are real, but the skirts aren’t.
no, obviously I didn’t. And I said I didn’t. read a little further!
Hesuchia’s comment: 10:16am. Your comment: 10:25am.
You mean read a little further into the future?
Actually if you read further they are just photoshopped.
hmmm,
I should have read the whole thing.
Cosmo or Vogue did a similar story, but they actually air-brushed a skirt to look like that and sent a woman out on the streets in it. They were taking pictures of peoples reactions. It was pretty funny.
How about sport illstrated and the painted bathing suits they did for the models. That was quite nice artwork.
All masterpieces.
*rushes off subscription to Sports Illustrated*
You think those pants are bad check out these pants. Clickie.
Just for that, Emp, you’re getting marvin mustard mouth.
Sowwy it was blurred out so it isn’t harmful.
Still…ick…
*refrains from clicky*
Hey, I didn’t say this was safe. Other ones I do though.
Well you never said it was wasnt safe.
*Smacks Emperor*
*rubs sore spot*
Hey I didn’t force anyone to click, I simply put the message out there.
Do I want to know? I’m certainly not going to clickie now.
Nevermind. I clickied. My question is: Did he forget them?
He is from snl. The Lonely Island. I was watching I’m on a Boat, and well I saw that and well I shared it. Sorry guys.
*hopes this doesn’t ruin his clickie rep*
Also, Hee Avis, “I’m certainly not going to clickie now.”
You couldn’t resist could you.
Not after what Judy said.
But…it…was moving!!
I didn’t look that closely.
Scarf win.
^ above comment was referring to abstract’s clicky, lol
Wow chinese Captain Spock
we all love c*ck!
♪I got a big còck for your mouth♪
t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty!
Meh, big deal, so they like chicken.
No, they love dogs. C0ckapoos.
Cuddle-puddle time!!!
*splash*
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I’m soooo ready for this one! It’s been attitude city here in the office today.
*running start*
CannonBall!!!
*slides in*
*back strokes around*
As long as it’s the back stroke.
would you preffer the side stroke?
*takes a running leap and dives into cuddle puddle*
*squeezes all friends, old and new*
I needed this today. I had to take my large, fuzzy kitty (otherwise known as The Limb of Satan) to the vet today to have some nasty tumors removed from his abdomen. But I just got a phone call and he’s out of surgery and doing fine! He’s going to be okay! WOOHOOO!!!
….hhhhhhhHHHHEEEERRREEE’S BREWSKI!!!!
*dives in*
*squeezes everybody*
Has the bar opened yet? I’m dying for a drink!!
I was wondering when you guys were going to show up! *squeezes to DW, Brewski & jam*
Did you all arrive together?
*quietly comes in late with a family size pack of Shamwows*
*sticks a toe in the shallow end of the puddle*
Thanks, skwirrlgrrl. The ShamWows will come in handy – ZombieApocalypse is here. If you can stand the slime and leaky, rancid guts, he’s actually rather nice to cuddle with.
Remember, it’s not a complete cuddle puddle unless mr. cuddles is in the mix! *squeeze*
ooh thanks!!
I’ll see your *squeeze* and raise you a *squink*
*SQUEEEEEEEEZES* the entire cuddle puddle
WN! *Friday squeezie*
*thanks Judy for the compliment, but avoids most puddles*
*cuddle puddles mean something totally different to the dead*
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Remember the movie Poltergeist?
.
*is only willing to unleash that horror when it’s time for the apocalypse and all living things are to be destroyed*
Don’t be shy, skwirrly. We’re all friends here (I think).
*squeeze*
*Dives in again*
I’m surprised clothing is staying on so far. I got a bet on brewski any takers?
I’ll bet that his pants don’t stay on for long. 1,000,000 Zimbabwe.
thank goodness skwirrlgrrls don’t have to worry about annoying things like clothes!
we drip dry.
Well, he’s drinking, and has two of Dragon’s loopy pills. My best is anytime now, the flag will be a-flyin’.
*snork!*
Is saluting mandatory?
Only when I’m in uniform *squeeze*
Major *squeeze*
skwirrlgrrl, I would be remiss if I didn’t recommend gravatar.com to you
oh yes?
*goes to look*
brb!
ooh how interesting!!
I actually do have an avatar under my other online persona…. let’s see if I can get it to show up
let’s see if this works.
If you can see this… well this was the original avatart I had with Word Press, it was such a bloody ordeal to get a pic on that I’ve just left it decorated for the holidays!
leeza-b = skwirrlgrrl, same same!
It goes by email address grrl – good luck!
You can still change your “name” to whatever you want and use that avatar/email… be skwrrlly at will!
What a cute skwirrl!
Someone should alert SB. We may have found him a possible mate.
An excellent point – anybody seen Skwerl??
ah, but do you need to keep using the same addy?
that’s why I have a split personality.. WP took a dislike to my first one and I had to create a new identity with a new email addy. SIGH
I h8 WP sometimes!
ahem!
no setups plz!
I prefer to be a free agent.
You gotta use the email address that matches your gravatar avatar – but – note my name – you can make your name be whatever you want
I LIKEY!!
I’ve noticed the names keep changing.. and I was sure that wasn’t to protect the innocent.
Grrl, we haven’t had innocence in these here parts in nigh on a generation
Whassat bout insunce?! Issa you sayin we’re not insunt?! NoahWellie, I’m … sur (hic) … sur(hic)… SHOCKED! Heyza swirrl, you’re a cutey!! Gimme big kiss!!
*leans forward, kisses lampshade by skwirrl*
*knocks lamp over, gets tangled in drapes, falls backward on floor*
OWW! Whazza potato doin’ onna floor?!?
have we been properly introduced sir?
and why are you sitting on mashed potatoes?
skwirrl, that potato was not mashed…unfortunately.
Psst! Skwirrlgrrl! The potatoes aren’t mashed! Beware of the potatoes!
I sense a story! Tell, tell??
failblog.org/2008/12/01/vicar-fail/
This will tell it all.
*looks around*
Oh, hiya lurk!! My pal!!! I thinkee I has a small axdunt. er…Got any BaconLube??
Woo! I’m still relakshed tho!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!
I see… so, not mashed.. but definitely poached!
Sure, Brewski, I’ve got Baconlube! But you’ll have to take off your pants.
OK thanksh!
*struggles with belt*
*undoes pants*
*pulls down pants*
*gets tangled*
*loses balance, falls backward*
OOOWWW!! Anudder one?! Whas goin’ on here?!
*whistles and looks innocent*
*hides bag of potatoes*
*borrows sunglasses from downthread ↓*
*pokes Brewski, sighs*
*turns him on his stomach*
*pours Baconlube on his tush*
*dons rubber gloves, grabs tongs and removes potatoes from Brewski’s rear*
*pulls his pants up for him and turns him on his back again*
The things ya do for friends.
*jumps into cuddle puddle*
*squeezes everybody*
Ahh! This is the life! 8)
*puts on sunglasses*
*sips margarita*
Yep
Good news!
*squeeze*
*squeeze* So glad to hear your kitty’s doing well! Sending good thoughts your way for a quick and complete recovery.
That is good news, yay! *squeeze Dragonwriter and kitty*
Yay!!
Yayyy! Glad to hear it!
*SQUEEZE*
*hands Dragon a very large margarita*
Celebrate!
Oooh. Now I’m a THREE-handed drinker!
*pours large bottle of 1800 tequila over his head*
*slurps*
*smiles*
Are you finished working for the day sweetie?
Negatory – just at lunch, alas…
And I missed the info on Dragon’s kitty, but I highly recommend the Confuse-A-Cat service if problems come back.
“Confuse-a-Cat”?
Aww, poor kitty. I’m glad to hear it went well.
Poor kitty, and poor Dragon.
*crosses fingers that Dragon’s cat recovers quickly and completely and the tumours stay gone*
*Hopes that dragons cat stays healthy and that they both have many good years together in the coming future*
What’s her/his name?
I believe she told us ^^ there. It’s known as “Limb of Satan”. I forget why though.
Oh I thought she was saying it was a bit much to handle. You know taking on the qualities of a demonic kitten.
I actually don’t think it’s the cats name, but rather her title.
We will have to wait and see.
*hopes that is the cat’s name – that would be kewl*
*also hopes for a speedy recovery for DW’s kitty*
UPDATE:
The Limb of Satan (given name is Oliver, but he deserves the other moniker more) is now home. He’s completely stoned off his little kitty head and seems to think he can still jump up on things even with a five inch incision in his belly, but other than that he’s dandy! He’s had a wee shnacky and is now trying to find a way to comfortably lay down.
Poor beebie. He’ll be all right, though. Thanks for all the well-wishes, everyone! *squeeeezes*
Poor kitty. *rummages in dollar sign bag* Here, give him this shiny thing to play with when he’s feeling better and a big kiss from his Aunt LCB.
Aw, thanks LCB, that’s really…
HEY!! That’s my ring!!!
*outraged look*
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
*takes ring back*
*gives someone else’s ring to the kitty*
Aw, give the fuzzy, fuzzy guy a scritch for me.
*scritchie!*
{{{{{DW}}}}}
*skritchies for Oliver*
Wow — really had to fight the lolspeak urge on that one.
Congrats to you and Oliver DW. One thing, do you cringe when you see the Russel Oliver commercials? Sad to say once I learned his real name that image popped into my mind. Screwdriver anyone?
Congrats to you and Oliver DW. One thing, do you cringe when you see the Russel Oliver commercials? Sad to say once I learned his real name that i m a g e popped into my mind. Screwdriver anyone? (being moderated so hope I get forgiven for a double post.)
Gets rubber boots, umbrella and nothing else
Um,
Me likely!
I’m still waiting to see what you’re likely to…?
…do.
I sure you can îmagine.
Nice end run on the filter there Jules!
*pictures some hot dog-on-butterfly action*
Now, that’s just wrong.
*misinterprets as hotdog-on-butterfly action*
*agrees it’s just wrong*
What? I mean…how is that…I-
*head explodes from sheer absurdity*
Sweet!
*crawls from grave*
*finds exploded head parts laying about*
*eats them*
mmmmm … braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnsssssss!
*crawls back into grave, satisfied*
♫ See the dog and butterfly. Up in the
Air she like to fly. Dog and butterfly
Below he had to try. He roll back down
To the warm soft ground laughing
He don’t know why, he don’t know why
Dog and butterfly ♫
Ahhhhh…that warms the Heart.
*shakes head*
^am^
Umm, I’m not exactly fond of water (being a cat, and all).
Is there anyone who wants to share nice dry furry-purry cuddles?
*has a hopeful*
Yeah. I’m not fond of it either, being a large cat. Have a drink?
*proffers a cooler of assorted beverages and opens the minibar*
*tickle*
.
The water is in the hot tub. The cuddle puddle is just full of cuddles.
*SQUEEEZE*
Haven’t had a chance to do that yet today!
*supah-dupah Friday squeeze*
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What’s the plan for the weekend, hot stuff?
Gotta fix my car a bit (alternator is acting up) and a bunch of programming for my second job. Maybe a bit of time in the hammock with a brew.
How about you, velvet?
There’s room on the hammock for ya Velvet.
I’m already on the hammock, silly!
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I’m taking about 50 mason jars of veggies my mom canned 9 years ago to empty at the dump. I want the jars back. Nobody is going to eat 9-year old green beans or stewed tomatoes. Blick.
Seems like there would be some use for old vegetables. You’re crafty, velvet, can’t you think of something? Something…arty?
They’d be good for compost. That’s about it. They’re all mushy and weird looking in those jars. Some have changed to the oddest colors (those seals must’ve failed).
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It’s the next step in gutting the basement. It’s over 1200 sq feet unfinished. I want to split it in half: one side as man cave and the other side as scrapbook and craft hideaway.
“THIS IS AN ART ATTACK.” Sorry had to.
*squeeze* emperor.
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It’s Friday. Cheesy comments are allowed! LOL!
Oh, velvet – when your room is done, I am SO there!
*reciprosqueeze*
Sounds like what I am doing. I am working on electrical work in my basement this weekend. Hopefully I will be able to get drywall up soon.
Jules when you get to taping. Please call a professional. Nothing against you, the guy we had did a terrible job, so me and my brothers had to do the rest. The sanding, ooh the sanding. I hated it, all day and still no noticeable progress. I used to go downstairs looking like a 19 year old in a black sweater. When I came upstairs I looked like a 90 year old ghost with a white outfit on. I literally coughed up dust from time to time.
No I got the taping and cementing down. I did a good job in my garage, which I finished before I started on the basement. I am well aware of how much of a pain sanding is. If I am as good as I was in my garage I will have to do very little sanding.
Good luck in any case.
*turns green* That’s just nasty. I can understand why you’d want the jars back though. I have to buy more this year if I’m gonna justify the canning pot and rack.
*waves* Hi Avis! I was reading your blog (from your clickee) yesterday. Sounds like you must be a pretty darn good cook.
I’ve inherited my mom’s canning equipment. I’m going to start small. Just green beans, and only one batch.
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I’ll make my jellies as I do every year. This year will be strawberry, concord grape (if the grapes come in good this year), and either blueberry or blackberry. I’m leaning towards blueberry and they’re ready now.
(clicked too soon)
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What are you canning this year, avis? Do you make pickles? I don’t have the courage to try those yet.
Pickles were the first thing I canned! Quite easy actually. This year it’ll be tomatoes, roasted bell peppers, pickles (again), and maybe some fruit preserves.
I make my own pickles every year from my homegrown cucumbers. Last year we experimented with flavors and we came up with an amazing combination: red onions and celery seed (instead of white onions and dill).
Thanks NS! I like to cook, so it comes easily to me. Check out some of the recipes, I only post the good ones!
Hmm… I may have to try that one mr. cuddles! I usually go with garlic and dill. With a couple peppercorns thrown in.
Every year as a traditional WOP I help the family in the canning of our tomato sauce. We sometime can eggplant and hot peppers.
We usually throw garlic in all of the jars too. Last year we had one jar with garlic, white onions, and pickling spice; one jar with red onion and celery seed; another jar with garlic and spicy thai peppers; and one last jar with garlic, white onions, and dill.
*invites herself over to mr cuddles’ house*
YUM!
Can I come, too? I’d like to sample mr. cuddles’ pickle collection.
*hears a far-off explosion in the background*
Sweetie, you just blew up another innuendo machine. BFF is going to have a fit.
Hee! I smiled at mr cuddles’ use of celery seed. I use it liberally when I make sweet ‘n sour pickles.
I just got a meade from the open bar downthread.
*cuddles with aiki … on the snuggle pillows all around*
*sip sip purrrr*
*wonders about starting the naked oiled massage circle*
Nah. That stuff stays in my fur forever.
But if you join I can make an exception.
*get feline fur oil* this should make you more comfortable.
Did I hear something about an oil massage?
*strips down to bikini*
Sorry, that’s as close to naked as I’m getting.
You can get naked in front of me. Remember, that stuff doesn’t even catch my thoughts.
Thanks, cuddles, but the suit stays on. There’s no way I’m going to be the talk of the cuddle puddle! My “stuff” stays covered.
Oh geez! It was one time! 2 weeks ago!
*puts on X-Ray glasses*
WEEEE!!! Nice bikini Judee!!
*attempt Michael Jackson moonwalk*
*falls over backwards*
Woopsie!!!
Dagron haz some … GREAT pills! Ya shud try ‘em!!
*facepalm*
Okay, guys…when he comes out of this just tell him he fell asleep by the pool and took a quiet nap for most of the afternoon. Okay??
Agreed, DW.
Dragon, this clickie’s for you
AHEM! Isn’t it time for you to get getting back to work, WN?
Soon, Judy, very soon….
Boys will be boys, Judy dear.
I have six (6) minutes of official lunch time left
*squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze*
One for each minute!
aw! well it was nice to meetcha WN, and thx for the gravatar tip!
You too SG – have fun, and see ya next time!
Don’t you see? Around the sides are the snuggle pillows.
I’m no good in water either. I’ll join the you in a dry squeeze.
*Squeeze!* Yay!
May I join the cuddle puddle? *squeeze*
Do you have room for one more?
Cuddles, good. Water, not so good.
*squeeze*
Always room. Bring more of your friends.
*Squeeze to all cuddle friends*
or in lolcat
{{{{{everyone}}}}}
Oooh, bilingual hugs!
*snuggles happily into the cuddles*
*cheez-squeeze!*
Yay! I’m always happy to see new friends in the cuddle puddle.
Where there are cuddles to be had with friends, I’m always happy to be.
*squeezes dragon*
And prysma has one of the coolest avatars I’ve seen!
Thank you, velvet!
*squeeze* Hey prysma, how are you today?
Oooh, you’re a doctor now? *squeeze* Instead of doing homework, I’m playing with my friends online and my cats in person, so I’d have to say I’m doing pretty darned good.
How about you?
I became a doctor to help Judy bleach her brain. I’m doing great! Only 1 hour left at work and then my weekend starts
I missed that. I don’t know how you guys keep up with the sheer number of comments over here!
*pauses to pull 2.5 pound kitten off 15-pound adult cat for the umpteenth time*
*gives up and lets Angel thump manners into her adopted son her own way*
Anyway. If we go over 200 it’s an active thread.
I have a hard time keeping up sometimes too. Especially when I need to take a break and get some work done.
Most excellent avatar, prysma
Welcome, friends! Don’t forget to stop by the bar, Starfish can mix you a nice drink!
Dammit, I still haven’t found the bar yet!! Just got back from lunch!
*wanders around with empty glass*
Me and you both. I was wondering whose leg I must hump to get a mimosa.
Appearently Starfish’s. Just pick one of the five.
*cough* Six *cough*
*grabs Starfish’s…um, tentacle and humps it*
That’s just sooooo wrong. I am never humping again but would still like a mimosa.
Yes Leila, it’s not even hump day.
I insist that the 6th one is solely reserved for mrs Starfish and her alone.
♪ You can’t touch this ♪
I’ll come to you my friend. All beer is on the house today. What will you have.
Starfish! I was trying to order a hoppy ale, and got a hoppy velvet instead. That was great, but a beer would be great too!
*takes the hoppy velvet from Brewski*
I am not getting a mimosa, I will just help myself to your drink!
Hey! Stop turning me upside down like that!
*turns velvet down side up instead*
*slides Leila a double mimosa*
There will you stop roughing up the fail bloggers now?
MOMISAS!!!
Woah’s those are… awesum. Say, whyz my legs so rubbry floppy like? And wherez velvet?? I’s had her to my very own and she.. dahspeared??
Someone make Brewski some very strong coffee and get him a cot too.
Alaskan Amber! Draft not bottled please?
Before I join in, you should all know that I have a sort of rep for, um, borrowing your shiny and/or valuable things and taking them outside to look at them in the light.
*points to sign reminding you that management is irresponsible for lost or stolen items, does swan-dive into cuddle puddle*
*hides shinys*
Thanks for the warning! And welcome to our Friday cuddle puddle!
Note to self: keep pants on.
Why? You got shiny jules, Jewels?
You could say that.
At least a piece that would not be fun to have detached.
Unless Maus shows up with the Debreefing Cart.
Debriefing takes on a whole new dimension of fear…
(Please note, this is a proper noun, not a lapse into lolspeak.
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What’s all this nonsense about pants, anyway! It’s Friday! Clothing/fur is optional!
Ms B and Brewski are notorious for baring it all. Jules is afraid to join them I think.
Uh oh… starfish just gave me the keys to the bar. Party!!
Unfortunately, I have to … er… do some… work.
Be right back!
*sets out drinks on table*
Mix your own!! Save my spot!!
*walks off sipping beer*
No, I have a shiny object that I would rather not have ripped out and stolen.
It was 2 weeks ago!!!
Aaaahhhh, cmon JULES!! Thissa good drinks ‘n our fuzzy palz wudn’t thinksa steal from us BailFloggers! Less DANCE!
*flops around and collapses onto pillows*
Thanks! Oh, and here: you can put your shinys in this handy dollar-sign bag I just happen to have. That will leave your hands free for beer comsuming and cuddlepuddling and stuff.
Sure, they should be safe there.
*places shinys in the bag*
I’ll be over here → at the bar. Can I get you anything?
Whoops. Got called away on important catburglar business. Catburglary is an exciting field, to be sure, full of adventure and all that, but the paperwork is horrendous.
Anyway, if the bar is still open, can I get an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater? Hold the whale blubber. Thanks!
ohai LCB!
the bar seems to be… mobile, over here! it keeps changing places!
I’d kill for a Magic Hat……
*tries to look pathetic*
O hai. Hey, why is Leila all covered in exploding dye? It’s just like when one of you guys gets into my– oh, no.
*grabs dollar sign bag filled with shinys, orders drink to go, runsawayfast*
Well, I’ll be heading out of here fairly soon. I may check in when I get home, if we’re not doing anything this evening. Lolcatburglar, let me have my shiny back so I can….lolcatburglar? Now where’d that darn cat go?
Dangit.
*holds up ringless fingers that used to have rings on them*
How did LCB DO that??
Practice. Years and years of practice. She’s very talented, that LCB.
Very kind of you!
*Deposits 1,000,000,000 in Zimbabwe currency in bag*
*steals money and goes to exchange for US currency*
DAMMIT!!!!
Don’t worry Leila, there’s plenty more where that came from!
*throws Leila a 1,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwe-dollar tip*
*wonders if Leila checked the back for LCB’s trademark exploding dye-packet*
*opens bag of money*
WHAT THA???
*loud pop*
Great! Now I look like a freaking smurf!!!
Thanks LCB, wasn’t sure where to stash the shinys
And of course that rep is completely undeserved? You’re absolutely innocent? *squeezes LCB*
*looks absolutely 100% percent innocent*
*feels LCB*
You don’t really feel all that innocent. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
I never thought I would say this but you kitty cats need to behave! It’s a family show.
*squeeze*
If you catch any lolcatpeeps starting to get carried away, tell them to go to the Naughty Barn and you’ll stop it in its tracks — it becomes a conditioned response after a bit. It started out as going to stand in the Naughty Corner, but there wasn’t enough room one day, so we relocated it.
Or you can just tell us to behave ourselves. That works too.
*blinks*
What is this “behave yourself” that you speak of…???
But, Prysma, we are “being have!”
If we notice that you are REALLY behaving, you will be surely sent to the Naughty Corner. You will just have to pile up.
Naughty Barn…do you have a catalog?
Dog-pile in the corner liela?
Oh crap I said the D-word. Sorry lolcats. There are no evil dogs here.
@Admiral–it’s right next to the Crate and Bawdy catalogue.
ah, the naughty corner.. as I understand it that’s how the Naughty Barn (NB) came about. The corner got too full, and they needed a bigger place.
I’ve visited myself…. often.
The Naughty Barn is a wonderful place.
Attractive firemen and firewomen often visit (even sometimes because of an actual fire). We have Young Naked Guys (YNGs) to do our ironing. The hot tub is always hot, and the supply of baby oil seems to be never-ending.
Perhaps I’ve said too much.
Any young females, clothed or not?
@Dragon–join me over here and we’ll flip through it together.
*pats cushions on This End Up love seat*
Oh yes, Emperor. There are sometimes scantily clad females about — usually only when the male cheezpeeps
are sentvolunteer to go to the NB…. or open-minded female cheezpeeps for that matter. We don’t judge.Er …
*tosses up a “straight” in front of “male cheezpeeps” into previous post*
Management being irresponsible always scares me.
*hides fortune*
*finds fortune because she’s just that sneaky*
*buys doughnuts*
I have doughnuts for everyone!!!
*noms on a custard-filled one*
Ooh, doughnuts!
*takes a raspberry filled*
*Notices vault is empty*
Guess its time to tax the village people for more money.
Oh hey doughnuts.
To all the guys, be careful when giving your female friend your credit cards never know what they’ll do to it.
(Popular culture reference)
Sorry Emp, the village people have no money. That’s why they stay at the YMCA.
Oh and here I was thinking they stayed there only because, … *Ahem* “Its fun to stay at the Y M C A”.
*Slips and slides his way into the cuddle puddle*
Careful not to spill my beer ok?
*hobbles into the room, trying not to wince*
*grabs a nice, cold MGD (with plenty of lime) from Starfish’s Tropical Bar*
*eases herself gently into the cuddle puddle*
Is anyone particularly good at leg massages? My calf seized up somethin’ fierce at 6:10 this morning.
It’s still sore, over 4.5 hours later. 
Oooh! That happened to me earlier this week! It’s actually still sore if I stretch it wrong.
I can’t do massage, but…here. Try this.
*gives nightshayde a trammadol* (otherwise known in my house as a “loopy pill”.
Very strong muscle relaxant! It says not to take it with alcohol, but if you do it will work faster.
*sneaks 2 of dragon’s pills*
*continues searching for bar so he can swallow them*
Uh-oh….uh, Dragon? What would happen if someone drank alcohol and took two loopy pills?
I think it safe to say that we must run and take cover Judy.
I also think it’s safe to say that Brewski will very soon be pantsless once again…those pills have a tendency to make you shed what few inhibitions you might already possess.
There are inhibitions around here?
*looks around*
They aren’t very visible to the casual observer.
When you enter, there is an inhibitions check attendant. Don’t forget to grab a claim ticket. We pick them up on the way out. Some of us forget…but hey, that’s life.
*sneaks back in*
Woooooaaahh, whazzin those pills anneeways??
I’m feeling a wee bit… YAY!! Yums beers!!
Uh, wait, wah was I talking about? Layla, you look scrumshus!!
*tries to finish work without knocking PC off desk, so he can join party again*
Oh, dear. Here we go again…
Uh oh.
*checks pill bottle*
Um….it seems Brewski accidenty took the dragon-strength ones rather than the regular ones.
Dagron!! Yousa really HOT, you know that!! Anna I mean in more ways… than ONE!! Get it?? Get it?? Ha ha ha hoo!! *smooch!*
Wheres JUDY?!
He’s not going to remember any of this tomorrow.
*grabs Brewski’s arm* I think it’s time you take a seat there buddy. Here, have some water. It’s alright guys, I got him.
*checks camera memory stick*
Not a problem
*SNORK!!!*
Heya!!! Why you all look funny-like? Judy!! You have 2 noses now??! Hee hee!! I dun care, yousa still … still CUTE!
HEY!! Somebuddy tie this chair down toza floor… It’s floating away!!!
DRAGOOOOON!!!! What did you do to Brewski? Fess up…
Look at the poor chap. tsk
Oh, you always blame me for everything!! This time it wasn’t my fault. He stole the dragon-pills, I didn’t give them to him!
I’m sure it was Arthur’s fault.
*raises an eyebrow @ Dragon and her cohort aka Admiral*
I don’t know why but I believe you this time. I don’t suppose you can give him something to sober him up, could you?
…Why on EARTH would I want do do….
Um, I mean, no. Noop. Sorry, there’s no antidote. We’ll just have to wait until it wears off.
Hee!! Dagron said “do do”!!!
Get it?! Hoo ha ha haaa!!!
*attempts Beavis and Butthead laugh*
*chokes*
Great. He’s not so drunk that he can’t catch my typos.
*puts mouth very close to Brewski’s ear*
THANKS, BREWSKI!!!!!
Are you mad, DW?! He’s choking and you’re yelling in his ear?! Do you want to give him a HEART ATTACK!?!?!
*bursts blood vessel*
*collapses*
*Hopes to God that was a clone*
FIRE!!!
FIRE!!!
FIRE!!!
*runs around*
Dial 333333
Dial 33333333
Brewski’s head is on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!
I’m going to have to start making lists of the ways my clones have died.
Thank you God thank you Oprah, thank you Tom Cruise. *squeeze* Bff, you got to stop having body doubles and clones dieing in front of us. You are starting to desensitize us.
He is NOT on fire.
And see? By startling him, I made him cough up whatever he was choking on.
*waits for abject apologies to ensue*
*shakes head*
NO! I will apologize only when Brewski is of sound mind and can confirm what you just said. *crosses arms*
*cough hack*
Wah? Dagron??
MY HERO!!!!
*smooches dragon, bumps nose awkwardly*
I know I’m not the one in the wrong here, but I have an abject apology for you! Clickie!
(You’ve seen it before, I know, but it works! And yes, it is entirely work safe.)
OOF!
*rubs nose*
*pats Brewski affectionately on the cheek*
*doesn’t say which one*
You can do that?
*pats Brewski affectionately on the other cheek*
*doesn’t say which one*
You two have some cheek!
*giggle* I took a Flexeril when I got up. Loopy at work would be bad today — too much to do! After my work is done, I’d definitely be up for getting loopy.
Oooh, those knock me on my heinie, too. I can’t take those on days when I have to teach. They make me stooooooopit.
Does it relax all muscles, as I can i m a g i n e this would lead to some awkward circumstances.
You have nothing to worry about … just pop a viagra afterwards.
Not where I was going with it. I was thinking the other side. :O Would like to add that viagra at my age isn’t really necessary.
DOH!!!
Heh heh,
I am no wise man so don’t write those words in stone.
*Gives nightshayde and Ms B a good, long massage*
I have 2 hands! No problem!
Brewski…are you back with us now?
*makes sure DW isn’t listening* Did Dragon do or give you something today?
LEILA!! Der you are!!
*SMOOCH!!*
Dagron?? She hassum pills, I jus snuck a couple liddle teensy pills frum her purse, dat’s all! Funny!! I dunno if they go so good with alca…alca…booze! Oooh, I’m a bit dizzy…
Oh sweet Brewski! At least you are a happy drunk. {{{Brewski}}} Lay down and please don’t puke all over me.
You won’t remember this but dude…Your Breath Is Kicking!!!! Holy. Hell.
*thinks Leila is in for a serious *FOOOOM!!*ing if she keeps milking this for all its worth*
Heeeeee!!!
Let’s see, he is an adult and you didn’t technically give him the dragon pills…so, hmmm…I will have to process this a little longer but I am beginning to see where I could be wr…wro…
…but his breath is kicking.
I am just sayin’.
Ooooohhhh…
Urgh. What the hell? What happened? Where did everybody go?
*curls into ball*
*hands Brewski a breath mint*
You fell asleep by the pool. You napped allllllll afternoon.
Really? That’s odd. Thanks! My mouth tastes like Limberger (sp?) cheese.
Um… this is a tad embarrassing… but… my …er… behind is a tad sore. Why… er… ah, forget it.
Ouch, that’s nasty, NS. I wish I could reach you, I massage muscle cramps and spasms out of Sean’s lower back and legs on a regular basis — I’m not an expert, but I’ve kinda had to learn. You’re at work by now, right? That can’t be a pleasant combination.
Yup – I’m at work. It is actually feeling quite a bit better. I guess the Flexeril helped. I learned years ago not to try to stretch out the cramping muscle (pulled a calf rather badly doing that years ago). It finally relaxed on its own and I was able to go back to sleep for a little while. I’m sure it will be quite tight when I get up after sitting here for a while.
I was very glad this morning that I now have an automatic rather than stick-shift car.
That happened to me when I was in cuba. I was swimming real fast to race my brother. Well my right calf balled up on me. I almost drowned. I got out of the pool and had to stretch it right away. It would have been a shame for a lifeguard to drown like that.
I used to be a lifeguard!
Sad thing is I just got the accreditation, I never actually worked as a lifeguard. I just enjoyed advancing through the many levels.
chickens good! what?
*lols* Nice angle
Share the love
*takes a deep breath, everyone covers ears in antici….pation*
♫ Can you feeeeeeel,
The love tonightttttttt ♫
Okay, I’ll stop now
Ouch! *covers ears*
Is there a catfight going on or something?
Oh! That was singing? Sowwy!!
*squeezes*
*snorks*
Now you know why I can’t give up my evening shift job
“Matching” T-shirts, not always a good idea.
Even worse when clearly confused on the issue.
Confused? Perhaps there’s rainbows under those t-shirts, and they’re both just letting us know
Maybe she’s just trying to help him come out of the closet?
The look on her face seems to say that she KNOWS something is wrong with this picture.
Oftentimes when something like this is posted to the internet it is because one of the parties was privy to the joke beforehand.
Oh, I’m not sure she knows WHAT is wrong, but she appears to know something is amiss. My money’s on the one with the camera knowing the joke, and ONLY the one with the camera.
Probably an American visiting abroad.
Little did he know the broad would want them to wear matching t-shirts.
You fit sooooo well here!
*squeeze*
*digs toe in dirt*
Awww – shucks.
*squeeze*
She should have known that when they got matching shirts…
I want that shirt. bad.
unrelated, but I changed my alternate name on facebook to Whatiknow Wik (stupid but its the only one they’d let me have.)
*takes notes*
Buy WIK “I love your c0ck” t-shirt for Christmas.
There’s so much fail in this picture I don’t know where to start.
Start with his haircut.
His haircut says he loves Spock as much as C0ck.
*snorkroffle*
*RIGL*
*giggle*
*snicker*
ooh ooh I get it … he loves Spock’s c0ck!
…
Gives the term “beam me up” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it.
President Skroob: “I don’t know about that beaming. Is it safe?”
Commanderette Zircon: “Oh, yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was *wonderful.”
President Skroob:”Ah, what the h*ll. It works on Star Trek….”
really, look at this ckicky!
No thank you. I’ve learned my lesson about those ‘clickies’.
It’s a safe one. Relatively at least. Nothing to run screaming from.
No, just to walk away mumbling from.
I have a funny one if your interested. It makes fun of current political climate. It’s video. The words aren’t terribly work friendly, but not obscene.
*ahem* “you’re”
Sorry ’bout that.
NO CLICKIE!!!!!
*grabs a cosmo and heads back to the cuddle puddle*
Actually Dragon, this is one that would have you holding your sides from laughing. I think you’d enjoy it. It will not, I promise you, NOT have anyone running for eye/brain bleach.
♪I am going to ruuber that duck♪
LOL
The vid would actually go quite well in the “fowl” pun-run further down the page!
That was cute, Avis! Especially after reading why it was written!
Saved for when I get home
See, I told you guys it was safe!!
D.W.
My next question is
where?
were?
too?
to?
I don’t know when to use these.
Clickie for an excellent English Errors page
Didn’t help whoenellie, it was just a list of words no diffenetion.
But you’re getting better with punctuation.
Whatever do you mean.?
Grrr.
(*squeeze*)
how do i use these words in a sentence and how could i remember how?.
“Where” is used when stating a location.
Where should we meet for lunch?
That’s the place where it happened.
‘Where The Wild Things Are’ is an enjoyable story.
“Were” is used this way:
We were tired after hiking all day.
Were you satisfied with our service?
The children were excited about the holiday.
“Too” is used this way:
I am too late to join the cuddle puddle.
May I have a beer, too?
“To” –
I sent a care package to 5_eagles.
We are all looking forward to the start of the school year.
I really hope this helps. I speak american english as my native tongue, and still make frequent grammer and spelling mistakes. Just as with all languages, local usage can make things very confusing.
Thank you for the clickie WN…it did answer one of my questions…the use of ‘lighted’ and ‘lit’. I prefer to use ‘lit’, it just feels right.
Yay I’m cool to and writing something here. Yay!
ok, I’m opening the bar today!!!! Free pints of beer. any kind you like. And today’s special only….Meade
Sierra Nevada please!
coming right up
Guinness please.
here ya go!
BTW, Starfish is taking over for now, I have to go to a meeting. See you around 3:00pmEST
Thanks, until later.
alrighty, I’m back
Oooh! Looks like I showed up on a good day!
I’ll have a nice glass of meade, please. *yum!*
yes, a personal favorite of mine. esp. in the summer! oh, I have raspberry as well as regular, which would you like?
I’ll have a raspberry meade. That sounds divine.
raspberry it is. MMMMMMM, *poors a glass for herself*
I’ve never tried the raspberry, so lets go with that.
*sip* Ooooh, yummy! Thanx!
Thanks Abstract!! How about a Flat Tire?
okey dokey *whips one up* presto!! Hey, can you tend bar for a little while? I have to go to a meeting. I’ll probably be back around 2:30-3:00 to relieve you?
Sure thing.
*gives abstract the tips in the jar and changes the sign*
Everybody welcome to “Starfish’s Tropical Sandbar.”
that’s a catchy name! I like it
I’ll take two tankards of mead, please!
*slides two tankards down the bar to the Admiral*
Thank you, Starfish. I liked how you poured both at the same while performing a pirouette!
Your welcome. I have to live up to my name.
Bukkit please. That’s not a typo, I’m an idiot.
Nah. That pirouette got you one “get out of the bukkit free” card.
*takes one mead from the Admiral*
*sips*
*smiles*
*leans in a takes a sip of your cosmo*
*grins*
Hee…!
Imma two-handed drinker today, but I got the cosmo before I saw that you had some mead for me.
Hmmm…I wonder what happens if you mix ‘em…?
*dumps cosmo into mead*
*takes a cautious sip*
.
.
.
*slow smile spreads across face*
I have discovered how to make the nectar of the gods!!
Pass some of that over, Hera.
Good morning (or whatever time of day it is for you), Starfish!
Nice big cold MGD (on tap, if you have it) with some lime for me, please.
*pours nightshayde an ice cold MGD draft, juggles three small lime wedges with the last one falling perfectly onto the rim of the class*
That trick took years to learn.
*clap clap clap*
Thank you. That was a very impressive
trickskill, Starfish!FINALLY! I found the bar! Hi starfish!
Can I please have a good hoppy ale? I’ll take whatever ya got. Probably too much to ask for an Elysian Immortal IPA?
*looks cautiously eager*
*hops in Brewski’s lap*
.
Hi! I’m Ale.
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(sorry; just feeling goofy today)
Woo! And hoppy to boot!
*wraps arms around ale and drinks her in*
Sorry to keep you waiting.
*hands Brewski an Elysian Immortal IPA*
At Starfish’s Tropical Sandbar, you can have it your way.
Thanks Starfish! For a bartender, you do sure hop around. I always pictured starfish moving more slowly.
*sips beer*
*admires floral bouquet of the cascade finishing hops*
der, me so smrt!! that’s 3:00pm EST
Dat’s okay, we loves ya anyway!
*smooch*
Hey all, Ive been called into a meeting. For some reason, the man in the office expects me to come when beckoned.
*tosses the keys to the bar to Brewski*
Keep an eye on her until abstract returns.
*grabs note out of tip jar, makes mental note not to have it in my pocket when Mrs. Starfish does the laundry*
See you all later.
hey, can I get my keys back, I’m out of my meeting.
abstract!!!
*ssmooooccchhh!!*
Sorries, I’sa kinda got carried away wif th’ beerskis! An’ Dragon has some.. FUN pills too!! An..
*checks pockets*
Um, where’s th’ keys? ah, well!
*spill tequila shot on abstract*
Woopsies! NoahWellie gave me that! Yummers!
*yells*
HE’S OVER HERE, CUDDLES!
hee hee, I’m covered in tequilla! It’s okey, but you better clean that up
Wooo you look aw-sum in orung!!
Sorry bout th’ ta-… ta… killya!
*licks up tequila*
*passes out*
lolz hee hee, that tickles.
Can I get a diet coke or a cuppa? I’m driving if anyone wants a lift later.
*joins jam with 2 diet cokes*
Lime or lemon?
Just ice and a straw please. Neither is going in the drink.
*hands Jam a diet coke*
That’s on the house.
Why thank you kindly.
*slips a note addressed to Starfish into the tip jar*
*reads note*
Hazzahhh!!!!
*rings the bell*
Rushes up for a drink.
AK-47 please
1/2 shot Cognac (Hennessy)
1/2 shot Vodka (Smirnoff)
Oops… that was only part.
1/3 oz. Brandy
1/3 oz. Cointreau
1/3 oz. Gin
1/3 oz. Lime (Fresh)
1/3 oz. Rum
1/3 oz. Whiskey
Soda Water
*whips up AK-47 exactly to specs*
Here you go sir.
*writes recipe down for future use*
My. God. aiki is going to be flammable after downing that one.
*claps hand over mouth and scootches away from aiki*
*follows DW with a fire extinguisher*
… just a precaution!
Hennesey VSOP, or XO?
*spikes jam’s diet coke with vodka*
I have returned, how’s business?
Can I get a light corona?
*slides the young man a Corona Light*
*offers Jam’s unused lime*
Thanks plenty, takes corona to the cuddle puddle.
*Throws some *’s in front of takes and after puddle.*
made with honey ?. 13th warrior?.
There, there…
*pat pat pat*
Could someone explain the shirts to me?. Meegwetch (thanks).
Sure. They’re stupid.
That about sums it up.
*rofl*
This fail is very lame, but I don’t care, I’m just here for the party and the free drinks!
Don’t forget the squeezes! *squeezes everybody*
*SQUEEZES IUL back somewhat immodestly*
*hands Brewski two (2) shots of 1800*
*squeezes WN before lunch time is over*
Wooo!! More drinksies fur mee!!!
Thanksh!
*kisses WN*
Hey cutey!! Thassa nice …B!!!
*pinches Ms B on tush*
*stumbles out*
Hee! I love Fridays around here!
Yipper. Now if I just had more than break and lunch times in which to play…
*squeezes Ms B again just for fun*
*SQUEEEEEZES Ms B back, and more of it
*
Fascinating how the morning Friday squeezes are MUCH MUCH more different than those afternoon ones.
*RIGL*
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I think he needed more than a two word summary. Let’s try this instead …. they’re REALLY stupid.
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Maybe that’ll help.
I don’t get it?.
Apparently, neither do they. They must not speak English or don’t know English slang.
They each have shirts saying that the other one likes the doodle-dandy. One is most likely true, but the guy in the picture has some doubt cast on him… on many levels.
Ohhhh i see well that is a fail.
My next question is
where?
were?
too?
to?
I don’t know when to use these.
I studied English for 5 years… I still don’t feel comfortable answering these questions… *summons Dragon*
I’m on vacation!!
*takes a sip of cosmead*
Oh…all right. I can never resist when someone wants to learn something.
“Where” is a question that points to a specific place or location. “Where are we going?” “Where are you?” “Where is my book?”
It can also represent a specific location in a declarative sentence. “That is the place where I fell down.” “This is where the cuddle puddle is.”
Were is a past tense verb. “We were going to the party in the same car.” “You were going to get me a drink.” “Were these books in alphabetical order?”
“To” is a preposition, used in prepositional phrases. “We are going to the store.” “I want to eat some ice cream.”
It is also part of the infinitive verb form. An infinitive is a verb that has not been conjugated. To go, to live, to see, to hear, to love. “To be or not to be.”
“Too” is another word for “also”. “I want some ice cream, too!” “Did you like the movie too?”
“Too is also a word that indicates an excess of something. “Ugh. I ate too much ice cream and now I feel sick.”
I hope this helps!
*downs rest of cosmead and falls headfirst into the cuddle puddle*
*catches Dragonwriter in the cuddle puddle and gives her a big squeeze*
cosmead makes you smart!!!!! *drinks 2 pints of cosmead* and now for my fav. English thing ever.
the being verbs:
be
is
am
are
was
were
been
being
have
has
had
do
does
did
may
might
must
can
could
shall
should
will
would
*waits patiently for the doing verbs…*
? action verbs? that could take a life time!
HA! Wait til you try the thinking verbs!
*Does nothing*
>implodes<
Nothing is something. One cannot truly describe nothing but rather remark on the lack of something.
abstract, in this case, I refuse to do something!!!
*crawls up from grave after hearing implosion*
*looks around for gray matter, appears confused*
*realizes WN imploded instead of exploded*
*depressingly crawls back into grave*
it is a concept unfathomable by human beings.
The unbearable lightness of being.
Meegwetch Dragowriter this helps out a lot.
So the “h” represents a house sort of speak.
without the “h” we ask were it is?.
Still working on the concept of too or to.
no, not exactly. you use were for a past tense. ie: we were at the mall vs. where is the mall.
*wants to help*
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The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases.
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For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question “How can we eat?”, the second by the question “Why do we eat?” and the third by the question “Where shall we have lunch?”
Where were you two supposed to go and is she going too?
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Does that help?
where were you last night? I think you went to the pub and had too much fun!
*zombies have no blood flow, so are immune to alcohol*
*might have crawled through some more-toxic-than-usual sludge though*
LOLZ, no I was just doing annother version of your were, where, to, too sentence.
Where indicates a direction.
Too is the same as also.
But should you say “too where”, or “where too”?
no.
Sonny and CHers daughter/son will be doing this soon
Do not reply to your comments awaiting moderation.
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*awaits moderation, before commenting.*
My comments should be made in moderation.
My moderation does not require comment.
*comments upon moderation*
Sometimes moderation can be taken to excess.
That’s moderately useful information.
I find it to be moderately annoying that we are going into lame puns.
Wait…aww snap.
That’s moderately insightful, actually.
What happens when you reply to your comments while in moderation?
The reply button stops working right on your reply.
Got it!
*pounces on Jules for no reason*
*rolles on back*
*flips Leila over his head*
*returns the pounce*
Have you been drinking with Brewski?
Are they wearing each other’s shirts?
this about sum it up… clicky
Either way it’d still be a fail.
Well yes, I mean at least one of them can’t read english yet is wearing t-shirts printed in english anyways. Fail in its purest form in my opinion. Like not knowing what something is but eating it anyways because it’s “exotic”.
Maybe they’re c0ckeyed optimists?
That warms the c0ckels of my heart.
What a c0ckameme comment to make.
“the stock market showed unprecedented optimism about the market for c0cks today… story at 9″
What a c0ckamame scheme. (no idea how to spell that one.)
Make sure your guns are c0cked and loaded, ready for the hunt.
Well, I’m off to the hardware store for some bathtub c0ck.
Will you take the bathtub car?
Pick up some petc0cks while you’re there.
Chez seems to be so c0cksure, he doesn’t mind killing the pun-run!
Did he c0ck it up?
C0ck it up to not paying attention.
My mind must have been off in Banc0ck.
Or maybe he had a C0ckcussion.
That’s a c0ck and bull story.
That is because he is a c0cky bastered.
*hic-c0cks*
‘Scuze me. Must be the raspberry meade.
I was too c0cky with a comment now waiting moderation
*c0ckadoodle doos*
It’s time to rise sunshine!
I’ll make c0ckaleekie soup for breakfast!
Can anyone do a c0ckney accent?
Try over at the C0ck and Bull pub down the street, guv’nah.
*Adjusts ballc0ck*
I think we have an overflow problem with this pun run.
It warms the c0ckles of my heart to be here with you friends.
*removes stopc0ck from vial of laughing gas*
*runs out the door*
This whole conversation leaves me feeling pr1ckly inside…
*Puts on a Joe C0cker CD*
*Starts giggling*
He deserves a penile concussion.
(is glad it’s someone else’s turn to ruin pun-run)
They could make it a team practical joke: run up to either side of some unsupecting doof, and just start laughing, or calling over random guys to introduce them to him.
see, it’s funnier because it’s two…
Ohhh very Clever
Dude like…you are smart and stuff.
Imma gonna go bathe in butter now
“…bathe in butter”
.
.
.
*salivates* butter…..
[HOMER] Mmmmm … butter. [/HOMER]
*tries to remember any mention of butter in The Iliad or The Odyssey*
He was the father of Little Ajax, Oleos.
Silly me. I thought the author left his butter on his plato.
*squeezes ^ & ^^*
This is a hearsay argument. She says one thing he responds back with another. All ends up in confusion.
I agree. Thats why i never got into politics
I mean seriously you cant argue with almost the exact same arguement. thats not how it works. Its like a 5 yr old argument at that point.
Politics has been arguing like that for way longer than 5 years.
Sorry let me rephrase that.
They argue like 5 year olds.
lol
No U!
They’re In Love!
…At least it’s love?
They love the same thing apparently.
Sitting on what appears to be a seat in a plane?
I think they are in a bus.
I think they are in denial.
When did they go to Egypt?
DO NOT PROFANE THE LOVE OF DE NILE! *lightning bolts*
Aren’t you supposed to share what you love with the one you love?
.
*gets confused in this particular case – how does that work again??*
*figures it must be a living thing*
It’s okay ZA. If you can’t be with the one you love, zombie, love the one who lives. . .
In a zombie’s case it’s different:
♪ … and if you can’t be… with the one you eat, zombie, eat the one you’re with… ♪
oh, not:
♫ If I Only Had a Brain ♫♪ ?
That’s the sequel
*Snickers*
*Kitkats*
*Chuckles*
*grabs breasts*
Mounds!
*Twix*
:shocked: *faints*
HEY!!!!!
Grab your OWN breasts next time!
*whatchamacallits*
*wakes up*
What just happened?
*mars*
I caught a glimpse of Jusy and Dragon.
*starbursts*
Hee! ^Judy (not that she isn’t juicy)
*Snickering In Grave*
…
Hey, it wouldn’t let me post my typical RIGL comment, saying I already posted that! Stupid confarned living …
.
*mumbles incoherent insults against the living*
Maybe they’re just both extremely fond of roosters.
Maybe they were playing chicken.
I cry fowl to these two (not you two…them *nudges the picture*)
*gooses Malicite*
*gaggles*
Hehe!
Duck!
*sex*
*ganders*
Hee!
I meant tit c0ck, yeah.
really?
Oh. . .
Nothing wrong with roosters. lol
You noticed that too?!?
Great minds…
What do you call a rooster crossed with an owl?
A c0ck that never sleeps.
*offers humble apologies*
Lolololololololololololol.
What do you get when you put a hen in thailand?
HenThai XD XD
Funny right?
No im sorry ill go cry in a corner now
Yeah…NO. They are all going to have our heads cut off. Don’t you wish we could erase our posts? I do.
*appears with a sword*
*almost loses an eye* Watch where you point that thing!
Oh HEY MAL!!! *avoids eye contact* Someone up there jacked my name and started telling these horrible jokes and I had to run because,….ya…you know because I didn’t think it was funny and I…I…I didn’t want people to see…and
*checks to see if he is buying it*
I found your joke pretty funny Leila! *squeeze*
Oh good … kindly ask Malicite to stop waving that sword around…
I can back up this story.
*vouches for leila*
Aww…
Tanti baci a te.
E bacioni a lei.
*looks around for a troll to give a braincut too*
Quick he went thataway
*Points in a random direction*
Don’t let him get away!
It takes twooooooooo babbbyyyy! It takes twooooooooo babbbbyyyy! To make a fail come true, just takes two (in some cases).
AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!
Somebody get the brain bleach! I’ve got Donny and Marie in my head!!!
*tilts Judy’s head to the side*
*pours half a gallon of brain bleach into her ear*
*tilts her head the other way and pours the remaining half gallon into the other ear*
Ok, now let that sit for 5 minutes and you should be ok.
Don’t forget to shake her!!!!!
Oh right! *gives Judy a wild shake* *and a squeeze for good measure*
Now you have to assess what the real problem is. *points @ Malicite’s attempt to sing* Surely there is something you can do about THAT!
*hands Mal a drink*
Here. Drink this instead of singing Donny & Marie, please.
*plugs in guitar*
*hits massively loud power chord*
*notes walls quivering*
Malicite, wanna do the speed metal version of some Donny and Marie stuff?
Besides, “It takes two” was Marvin Gaye
Agreed. But the creepy earworm version was by Donny & Marie. That, and “I’m a little bit country..”
*stumbles in*
Oh oh!! I know!!
*off key* ♫ Ima liddle bit rock ‘n’ rooollllll!!! ♪
annow, for my EN-core…
♫ Doooownnn by the lay-zee riverrr!!
How did you get off your chair?
No. No! NOOOOO!!!!!
*grabs ears and runs away screaming*
*slaps Brewski*
Oh no you don’t!!!!
ow! Wuddi do?? An… this potato is mightee UN…comfurbull. See??!
*bends over*
*Looks away from the full moon*
I didn’t even notice him undressing. He is getting too good at that now. Reminds me of a safe clickie. Guaranteed safe.
I told you up there ^^^ that I have Baconlube. But you have to take off your pants.
*sigh*
AW! HEYL NO!! Brewski has got to mow down that forest!!!
Keep that potato. I do not want to see thank you!!!
You’re such a yo-yo, Brewski. One bad apple.
Ahhh! Thanks, doc. I really needed that.
*squeeze*
You could always go to my clickie further up the page (I’ve since changed back)! It’s not bleach inducing. Of course, you’ll have a different song stuck in your head then.
just replace w/ ” it takes two to make a thing go right, it takes two to make it outta sight.”
i think this is a t-shirt win…
LOLLLLL
*wanders around the edges of the cuddle puddle taking in the sight of Cheezpeeps hobnobbing with Failbloggers*
*decides against the Alaskan Amber, not convinced she isn’t drunk already*
*wonders what this situation does to her status as a double agent*
*crawls off down the hallway to contemplate something a little more fathomable*
*Grabs Mrs_z around the waist and jumps into cuddle puddle*
Wheeeeee!
*tells mrs_z about gravatar.com*
I thought all this get an avatar nonsense died when Sam cleared out.
What “avatar nonsense”? WN was being helpful, that’s all.
*holds his stomach and grumbles about his lunch being spoiled*
Ohhhh gawwwddddd STILL AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT?!
Sigh… I have three and a half…
*very wisely says nothing about being a prof who doesn’t have to teach summer courses*
*admires dragonly wisdom*
*Sulks*
*considers to mention he’s in the office – at 9.40pm so stop whining!*
Eep!
*stops whining*
And, horror of horrors, I have to get to school…BY 8:50!!!
*lightning*
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is already home*
*wanders off whistling*
*is thrown back by WN’s screams*
*trips and falls out of open window*
*puts trampoline on the floor outside Bondfan’s window*
I have three and a half today, too. And at least four tomorrow, maybe seven, depending on the weather. *sigh*
*twitch*
I have 7 minutes left. *ducks from flying objects being thrown his way*
*throws a squeeze*
Have a good weekend!
*squeeze* Thanks! You too buddy!
Mal-site! Cuddles!! I luves you guys!!
Gimme big hugs!! Yur AWE (hic) … egslunt!!!
*squeezes Mal and Cuddles*
Dagron-pills are da BOMB!! But Isa think dey dunt go too good with taquila.
Alright, can someone drive brewski home? He has had wayyy to much of something.
*runs frantically to the bar*
I want four of what he is having NOW! Hurray!
*does the pee-pee dance while waiting for his drinks*
*videos Mal doing the pee-pee dance*
Get out of my head! I was just thinking of how weird that would look if someone actually taped me doing that :/
*Pulls lurk out of mal’s head through his nose*
You will never be able to blow your nose properly anymore.
Owowowowow! Stop that!
*Lets go with lurk still half stuck in mal’s nose*
Your choice.
*pries herself the rest of the way out of Mal’s nose*
Ewww! I’ve been slimed!
*heads off to shower and change clothes*
lolz, i have 1/2 of one hour left.
*tears fall down my face* you posted that 2 hours ago. so then i had 3 hours left.
lol, i said i couldn’t do math. that would be 2 1/2 hours. please pass the cosmeade. i think i need it.
ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..(breathing/curing stomach cramps -> yet again ->)……ahaaaaaaaaaaa
seems like the loves the spock. nice haircut, bro.
Gotta love that Engrish.
Have a great weekend, fellow failers! See you on Monday, or mayhaps earlier.
*waves*
Bye, Arthur! Have a marvelous weekend!
*squeeze!*
Have a wonderful weekend, mein freund.
Sorry I missed you today, Arthur.
*squeeze*
Bye Arthur have a great weekend.
*squeeze*
Good evening, young man.
*hops onto this thread*
Have a great weekend Arthur, and everyone else for that matter!
Screw 5:00 PM. I’m out now…
See ya mal.
Darn it! I missed him! I was in the shower when he said goodbye!
*waves anyway*
*also waves*
Weidersehn!
At least you showered Avis…most of us haven’t yet. *holds nose*
Who hazznt showurd!? *urp!*
Wazzis stuff allover my pants anyways?!
OH, wheres Arthur?! I missed him??
Arthur went this way. Come here. *locks Brewski in a bedroom* He will be back.
My mother alluded to a possible evening out at restaraunt that I’ve been dying to try. I figured it was best to be presentable. Since my step-father is out of town, it’s girls night out. Yes, with my mother, but she’s cool!
Hope you have fun. Please, do not be a brewski and have too much to drink ok.
*hic!* LIES!!
Have a great time Avis.
Please take Brewski with you…Pleeeeeease?????
Would that I could! He seems like he’d be fun to hang out with! Up until he hits that alcohol limit. Which none of us know, because he keeps getting into the Dragon-strength stuff!
I still blame Dragon.
*ducks under desk*
You are soooo cruisin’ for a FOOMin’!
You just reminded me. How’s your glower? You haven’t had to use it in a while. Does it get rusty? or is it still as sharp as ever?
It can’t go rusty, and it still causes severe radiation burns. I have not used it on the twerp-trolls because that would be overkill. And a wasted effort.
eeewe, speak for yourself!
These shirts look awfully restrictive.
If I were him I would want to touch her other side too from time to time.
But then she’ll love the other c*ck.
*observes the mayhem from a dark corner at the back of the room*
*wonders who spiked all the drinks*
*joins in dark corner, holding Sprite*
Luckily, I didn’t have any alcohol. I’m sure this soft drink is perfectly sa-
WEEEEE!!!!
*starts jumping up and down and ricochets off the walls*
What’s the legal age to have alcohol?
*pours BFF a stiff drink*
He can have it whenever, he just can’t buy it!
In a pub, it’s 18, but if you have an adult accompanying you, it’s 16+.
I was going to offer you a lift home but since you’re bouncing, I won’t risk the blaarg. You can’t get that smell out for weeks.
Ickick!
maybe where you are. Here, PA USA you have to be 21 regardless of parental supervision. It used to be 18 and quite a few states untill recently (10-15 yrs.)USVI it’s still 18.
No wonder you drive off cliffs…
It wasn’t me jam.
*bats eyes to seem innocent*
They have no idea what those shirts say… you guys know that right? They just think its some cute american phrase like they love each other him/her matchin shirts.
Makes it all the more funny
AND THERE GO BREWSKIS PANTS. I won the bet, good ol’ reliable brewski.
ttfn, peeps! have a safe weekend, see you all Monday!
See some of you tomorrow.
*waves*
See you tomorrow!
Well, I’m going to bed.
That’s all from me…
…and that’s all from him. Goodnight!
(NB – meant to do a Two Ronnies impression, but that got kinda messed up)
*waves*
G’Night!
Making fun of cheezpeeps for using lolspeak IN LOLSPEAK doesn’t seem very sensible.
Oh well. That just means more cake.
*offers some cake to failers* CC knows we’ve had enough cake in ICHC lately.
Want me to come over and *FOOOOOM!!!* it for you?
It didn’t seem to be a persistent one – but then again, I haven’t looked in a few minutes. It’s not as rude as the one in here yesterday — perhaps it should be allowed to live its miserable little life.
Well, just let us know if you ever need reinforcements! We’d be happy to stand up for the cheezpeeps.
Absolutely! We’d love to show some solidarity with our kindred spirits.
I like this Friday cuddle puddle thing. Of course, I’m totally behind on work because I’ve been spending so much time reading comments here.
*hopes she’ll be able to wrap things up in a little over an hour*
You and your friends rock, too, nightshayde.
*surreptitiously grabs half the stack in nightshayde’s inbox while leaving the area*
I would be happy to GLOWER at whomever needs it. I still want to know what would happen if a FOOM and a GLOWER were ever directed at the same individual at the same time.
Instant death in real life is my guess.
Yes. And had I had any respect for you, you would have just lost it.
It amazes me that this idiot has hung around for so long. I didn’t think it could sink any lower, but I was wrong.
*squeeze* for both DW & Admiral.
{{{nightshayde}}}
Do you have regular, unpleasant characters over at your place, nightshayde?
We have some unpleasant ones, but I think if they were regular they wouldn’t be so irritable.
LOL. Nope — no one person being a pest on a regular basis (as far as we know). They usually just come in, complain a little, and leave. It seems that the ones that come here are far more foul-mouthed and unpleasant… and persistent.
Since implementing the “cake in the breakroom” policy, I think things have gotten better. They pretty much get ignored & bored and they move on.
Although we do have a recent one who has turned up persistently, with a remarkable lack of eloquence. And we can’t forget lollololololol, our resident “alas for the good old days of lolcats that were actually funny” troll.
The regular posts:
“That’s not a fail, that’s a win!!”
“You guys suck you loozers all you do is squeeze each other, die die die!!!”
“FIRST!!!!”
“Did he die?”
“In Soviet Russia…”
Oh wait, maybe that last one was me…
Caretrolls!! We get those from time to time as well, though they are more rare here.
We also get a lot of conspiracy theories here…people complaining that their “fail” didn’t make it to the vote page because we’re all socialist bloody liberals.
I admit…those make me giggle!
Oh yes… PHOTOSHOPED!!1!!
I haven’t seen the conspiracy ones. Damn.
*grin* I resemble that remark!
Me too, me too! *grins back*
We came up with a whole pseudo-Latin classification system for trolls, since we hear the same things so often.
prysmcat.wordpress.com/trollguide/
And then there’s LCB’s Troll Song:
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/lcbz-troll-song/
Hee! Loved them both!
I’m slammed working … but perhaps they’d like to see our troll taxonomy? Could you perhaps point them to the linkee?
Of course, it involves reading some lolspeak — but it’s so worth it!
Oh — and please pet & praise your kittehs for me, PK. I finally got to watch some of the newer videos. I’m surprised my brain is still within its confines.
LOL Will do, on the petting and praising. I really want to get more video of the adults, they can be damned adorable in their own right! Trick and his ongoing battle with his own tail… oy!
I think if we had the discipline of the LOLcatters it would help. Our group is pretty chaotic. It’s almost impossible to keep everybody on board with NOT feeding the trolls. And then there’s idiots that get drunk and raise hell, and who knows what else…
*snicker*
And yes…I really, REALLY wish that people were better about not encouraging the twerp-trolls. I have to say, though…today has been refreshingly lovely!
What?! And I slept through the whole thing?!
*headdesk*
Yup. You slept quietly and peacefully. Do you feel refreshed now?
Er… NO!! Got an aspirin?
We have so many commenters and, as you have witnessed, such a high comment rate that it is difficult to maintain an ignore policy. We’ve done remarkably well, lately.
The regular idiots can be fun (not the one above). Some recurring pests make the same basic complaint every time. The wittier regulars will eventually pick up on their idiosyncrasies and do a parody. It’s quite hilarious to see such inventive humor develop from practically nothing at all, other than the sheer wit of friends determined to have a good time.
Admiral, what do you think about suggesting an extra late-afternoon post? We’re kinda running out of room with our 1pm fail. The comment rate is still bound to be high, but at least the list won’t be so crazy. We’re about to break 1K.
And then there are just the strange, random things that stick for whatever reason.
For example…did you cheezpeeps know that OUR ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!!! ?
HEY GUYS!
Brewski – I think an afternoon fail would be terrific. It seems odd that the last one is 10am pacific time. ICHC has three after that (last one at 5pm – but then the next isn’t until 6am I think).
*could have that wrong, as she’s NOT a morning person*
Hm. Perhaps they are trying to load-level their servers. Dunno. I guess it can’t hurt to ask.
I would looooooove one more fail in the late afternoon or evening…
*gets all dreamy-eyed*
Hiya Mal! Not your regular time for commenting. Good to see you.
I’m split on that, Brewski. I’ve gotten fond of focusing all of my attention on one fail. The last fail will always carry the lengthy conversations. People like the last fail because the threads never die off until the day is done everywhere on the planet.
Forgot to say, “HI MAL!”
I gotta hit the hay now, I feel like a retreaded tire for some reason. Night all!
*hugs*
That said, I’m adaptable.
*snork*
I read that as “redheaded tire” and was about to take umbrage!
But, since you didn’t you can keep your umbrage. G’night, Brewski…have a wonderful night!
I read that as ‘redhead’ as well! I was in line for umbrage, but I don’t really need it tonight…
*thinks DW must be a redhead, too*
(check her clickie)
Thanks Admiral – can’t believe I haven’t done that before!
*grins at Dragonwriter* good to put a face with a name – can’t believe I missed everyone’s pics the other day, too
*grins back*
It was really fun, I admit!
I’m voting for an even spread around the clock! I live in Los Angeles and only rarely get into the fun.
If ICHC can put up 4 a day, that’s fine with me! How about one every 6 hours? See, that would give everybody a fair shot at some fun.
Let’s vote! Write this “Emily” person!
It took a long time to get most everyone on board with “NPT” (Nil Per Trolls, or Don’t Feed the Trolls) and we still have to drag a few newbies and sometime commenters away from trolls and into the breakroom.
The NPT policy is in large part why the, um, recent unpleasantness between FB and ICHC didn’t end in tears. Rather than responding in kind or even at all to the invasion, we showed that we weren’t the trolls you thought we were and here we are now, all friends. *sniff*
*clutches sides laughing at LCB’s new, elongated name*
Oh, it’s just something I, um, picked up.
Hey! Where’d my watch go?!
Oh, it’s just something I, um, picked up.
Er, every so often one of the regulars (mea culpa *blush* though I’m not alone) has a bad day and verbally thumps a troll. It’s a waste of time, since you can thump them all day and make no impression at all, but it happens. Generally someone more level-headed drags the culprit off to the breakroom and gets it back under control. So the policy does work pretty well, all in all.
Happens here, too. I can’t resist the ones that are truly spreading hate. Other than that, sometimes it helps to reply to trolls as a deflective or preventative measure.
*raises hand sheepishly*
I think I’m pretty well known for doing that here. I have a hard time resisting the urge to poke them with my troll-poking stick sometimes. I’m trying to learn restraint.
Long ago, we had a thing called the “Burn of the Week”…the Powers that Be would post their absolute favorite “burn”, “insult” or “slam” on the blog that week. This caused people to purposefully be extremely unpleasant to each other in trying to get the burn of the week “honor”. It eventually died out, however, and many of us are glad of that.
Well, during that time, a BUNCH of trolls tried to “burn” those of us who demonstrated we have a brain. I admit that I have a LOT of fun with the ones with a big chip on their shoulders who think they are the smartest person in the room.
It seems to be effective to talk ABOUT the troll, but not TO them. Talk to each other about how limited you have to be to just name-call instead of being creative in expressing your complaints.
I think the upswing in troll sightings lately is because school’s out and the little children have nothing better to do than flail their little fists around in a crowded room and laugh when they hit someone.
Did he die?
You might be right about all the kiddies who are just jumping on the bandwagon after drinking their kool-aid but a real troll is never affected by lack of response.
The fact that you ignore the troll lets them know it bothers you enough to try and stop it.
Thats enough for some of us to keep doing it forever and ever!
Is it wrong that I’m hoping one would show up right now.
^ ?
Needless to say, many a troll learned not to tangle with Dragon!
*snork!*
I think any hapless troll wandering into THIS group would be…um…metaphysical splatter on the walls within a couple of minutes.
Can the *FOOOOOM*ing be harnessed for more mundane things like roasting marshmallows?
*grins and stretches, showing off kitty-claws*
If it moves, it’s prey.
Well… except when I’m trying to be good. But with a deserving target…
LCB is right, it annoys them if you talk around them. You can do a lot with that.
Oh, absolutely! I can light romantic fires, toast marshmallows–or even, I daresay, toast!–warm up your coffee.
And I only ever rarely accidentally set one of the Failfriends on fire!
NS, none of us has ever really had the guts to ask!
Hee! Yes! Dragon has excellent *foom* control most days and can light a single birthday candle with the faintest whisper. On those other days, well, we stock a fine selection of wigs, hats, and accessories.
Hurray for the new level of trolls…
*sips whiskey*
Why… before my eyes! {{{LCB}}}
*hides watch*
Good to see the cheezpeeps over here!
Does no one remember Solnester?
he’s why I stopped going over to ICHC…
3heathens! OMG! *gives hugs, takes watch*
Sol is long gone. Sort of. No longer posts under that name but he occasionally posts under a different one, albeit playing much more within the accepted parameters. I ignore him all the same because he of how he treated Salleh and how he was all “what? what did I do? what’s wrong with you people?” when called on it. Still, only a few of us know that the new screen name he uses is in fact him and AFAIK he doesn’t know we know.
That said, you should stop by. Lots of new peeps, but some old familiar faces too. You have been missed.
I should know I can’t hide anything shiny from you!
Good to see you… life’s been weird ’round these (home) parts; I’ve lurked a bit over on ICHC and have tested the waters here lately: while ICHC has the Naughty Barn, Brewski seems to live there on the weekends
. quite entertaining, for sure. Very nice peeps over here – glad to see some of the ICHC faces, too!!
Thanks for the re-invite… Sol bugged the crap out of me, with the way he treated Salleh – and just ruined it for me. Glad to know he’s in line and less abrasive. I’ll stop by – promise!
{{{{ICHC friends}}}}
*squeezes FB friends*
We’ve had our share of multiple personality disorders. The offenders almost always slip-up. And people leave more telltale traces of their true self than they realize. The people that are here every day can spot the double-agents.
Nah…
*snork*
Speech patterns give them away. Among other things.
Hi Avis! Did you get to have dinner with your Mom?
Dinner yes. Out no. She wasn’t up for going out tonight. We picked up food and ate in. The new plan is for tomorrow night, and during the day I’m going to her work to help out so she doesn’t kill anyone.
She did tell me she has a hysterical clickie to share with everyone here, I should have it by tomorrow evening.
Ok my mother is the one that gave me this clickie. And if this doesn’t become the new euphamism here, I think she’ll be kind of sad! I DO think this is quite possibly one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. You have to read the comments. A lot of them. They keep it going. And going. And going. Again. My MOTHER gave me the clickie.
Hmmm… I wonder if they’ve tried making a grilled cheese with Miracle Whip? Very tasty that way…
[I was just going to do a drive-by thank-u for the cuddle puddle welcome today... it was nice to meet those of you I met; then I got sidetracked by this clickie. F-ing hilarious, Avis!!]
Always good to have someone so vigilant at the helm, Admiral
There are a few that I can honestly say I’m not sure how to take, but, I’m learning.
I’ve been there pretty consistently for months, and never met him/her/it, although I have heard occasional dire references from more experienced cheezpeeps. Probably it’s safe to come back now!
Thanks PK… I’ll be sure to stop in to say “ohai!”
I can’t believe they posed for the picture. Or did they not know they would be ridiculed on the internet for their “graphic” t-shirts?
This is so reminiscent of Ghost Train.
Nightshayde Time Management: FAIL
*sets up camp* I’m going to be at work a while more.
*whine* I’m hungry!
*offers half my turkey and cheddar sandwich* I didn’t take a bite – honest!
I was just thinking it’s been about an hour and wondered how you were coming
I know that feeling, though. Nothing you could take home for the weekend?
Unfortunately, no — has to be done before I leave tonight. Sometimes it’s the price I pay for having every other Monday off.
Meh — at least I have a job.
Hungry, after all that cake?
{{{{{NS}}}}}
How bad is it going to be?
Hopefully not too bad. I got most of the numbers I need — just plugging them into a spreadsheet. There are a couple of “pages” of the spreadsheet which may or may not hold me up. They can go quickly, or they can be nightmares. I’m hoping for “quickly,” but won’t know for a little while yet.
If only the cake wasn’t a lie. *sniff*
*crosses fingers for “quickly”*
I remembered I had baby carrots & dip in my lunch that I didn’t finish.
*munches healthily whilst slaving over a hot computer*
*duct-tapes oven mitts to NS’s hands so she won’t burn herself on the keyboard*
DGAEG ji[ioj[jiop agaegg jpoiupoui
*takes mitts off*
Thanks for the effort, LCB — but it’s really hard to type with those things on!
Goodness! That lolspeak is more difficult to understand than I originally thought!
*snerk*
Progress – I’m making it!
Yay – pretty much done. Now all I have to do is make copies (easy peasy) & go home!
Egad you are still at the office? I did my shift at home depot and am home again, post shower at that.
Yup – but I just finished. *squeeze*
Safe travels, nightshayde.
G’night, nightshayde! It was awfully fun playing with you guys today.
*squeezes the cheezpeeps*
Pleh. I’m on my netbook, and the number of comments here is too much for it to handle easily. I’m going to have to stick with ICHC unless I’m on my (currently cranky) desktop or it’s earlier in the thread.
I’ve got my fingers and toes crossed it doesn’t take you long to finish, NS. If I don’t see you, have an awesome night. {{{{{NS}}}}}
*squeezes the wonderful failbloggers*
*runs to a quieter area*
Going home — hooray! Everyone have fun.
I’ll see you Tuesday if not before.
*group squeeze*
I don’t even know what that’s supposed to say.
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS RIGHT ON ITS FACE!!!!!!!!!
THINGS ARE GETTING PATHETIC AROUND HERE.
OMG DID THEY DIE
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people can you say me how i change my avatar on fail blog?
You see this kind of stuff all the time in Asia. They like english writing but usually don’t really understand what it means, especially if it’s some kind of double entendre or slang. I saw a guy last week out with his wife and kids wearing a t-shirt that said in big letters “spitters are quitters” (I live in Seoul).
Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
woops wrong picture
This T-shirt bad with ugly words, I think their mind blackened like its color.
lol wedgie!
most likely gay and a shemale to the left. xD
agreed, its a ladyboy
They look creepily like twins…*whispers* what if they are?
Some tranny chinks what y’all expect?!
My first thought was that they were from the Kevin Smith move “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”
wait… whats upp with everyone saying something about wedgies and see through shirts? im so confused.. could someone explain what they mean PLEASE?!
*sums up all 800 or so comments above*
Fail…
WTF? are they gay, or is that just a translation fail?
WTF are you guys looking at? This picture doesn’t have anybody with imitation see through skirts or scarves of any kind.
Korean couple shirts.
Apparently, it is the height of fashion and a sure sign of devotion for couples to wear matching clothes, including underwear, in Korea.
thats just awesome.
weird or was it wierd? i can never remember^^
I totally jerked off to the head in the background.
ok im not about to start reading downward to see if anyone might have a clue as to how this is fail. i mean they look like tourists so a souvenir shop owner mustve gotten his lulz in for the day when he told these two customers that they were ‘she’s with me/he’s with me’ kind of deal.
i havent had yoohoo in a very long time.
i just noticed the nwere comments go at the bottom, therefore making my previous comment silly.
well maybe… they kinda… look like… TRANSVESTITES
wow, the level of ignorance in this picture is very very deep.
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