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I’d hit that.
I’d hit you in the face for such a stupid comment
It’s on the street. Not a sexual reference. OK, I wouldn’t really “hit” it. I’ll try again. Take a deep breath.
Bad day?
*squeeze*
About 2 days after the fail a few weeks ago – the one with the baby seat in the road (near Cannery Row), I suddenly realized no one ever said, “I’d hit that!” Just jumped at the next chance to use the line. Didn’t fit perfectly, but enough of the same pattern was in the picture to jog my memory.
Bad day? Well, someone wants to hit me in the face. Usually not a good start to the day.
*squeeze*
If it’s any consolation, I laughed.
If I p!ssed off 30 people and you laughed, it was worth it.
.
Say what you will about this stroller, but in 15-20 years she can use it in college for dorm room furniture. Try that with a Bertini!
In fact, that little stroller will take her into old age. She’ll be able to use it as her wheely shopping basket.
We’re really thinking inside the box, aren’t we?
It’s a crate way to start the day.
Carton along a child all day is a lot of work, after all.
*offers refreshments*
Just in case you get tired carton her along.
Thanks! I shouldn’t complain to you about it, but sometimes I just have to get it off my chest.
I think you need to get trunk. Drown your sorrows a while.
I haven’t bin able to unwind like that for days.
Well just try to contain’er yourself.
your mind must be wearing a little tin.
I’ve been cooped up inside too much – need some sunshine and fresh air.
[/puns]
Is this ‘Fail Blog’ or ‘Blog With Lots of Puns’?
In any case, I’m going to stand over there while my head explodes from all the puns.
*after ten minutes, you hear a distant explosion*
[puns]
I guess it takes more than your average bear.
Uh uh.. I think you turned him into a casket case.
*squeeze* Morning!
Thought it was appropriate and funny too. And not sexual. Some people just try to take out their lack of a lack of taste on those of us who know we’re in poor taste.
Or something. That made sense when it was still in my brain.
I thought your comment was funny. I thought Stranger0815 was a little heavy handed, probably has anger management issues among others – most likely a result of not having been breast fed as a child.
That, and Stranger0815 was never picked up and held as a child, and as a result, retains the shape of his/her box to this day.
(It aint easy being square.)
Wait until the light has changed.
to greenish red
But then he won’t know if he should stay or go.
oh decisions decisions, how i long for the days that i was dragged around in a box
Well you had to come out at some point. Can’t stay in that cubbyhole forever.
*jumps out the cubbyhole with plastic sword*
*squeeze*
*jumps back inside screaming*
*downs the last bottle of anti-freeze*
That wasn’t anti-freeze!
Lets get Granny out – stat!
*orders up crash cart*
*brings small crate instead of crash cart*
meh- it will do!
*springs back to life*
woo hoo! Free beer!
Yanno, sooner or later I’m comin’ for a visit.
My sweat collection!
Gone Gone Gone!!!
*sobs*
did you see that thing on the news about the Tel Aviv woman who through out her mattress that she had forgotten hiding her life savings in? oh dear
*threw
I saw the daughter couldn’t cash the bin truck up.
shame, can you imagine? bit of a stupid move though
Ya.. I donno about that.. The newspapers are saying a million dollars, but even if they were all stashed up in $100 bills, she’d still need 10,000 bills in that mattress. Now that’s one heavy mattress.
I think ZombieApocalypse knows how you feel
*Snork!*
The baby’s look is priceless. The stroller too. :[
WTF lol
Somehow it doesn’t strike me as the deluxe model.
looks like that baby i ordered should be here soon.
Hope you’re OK with a ‘leaner’.
Ilene and her brother Neil
You misspelled Ben Dover.
Dammit! You can’t even say Ben D0ver now!
but you can Phil McCrackin any time
You D. Liver a roffle every time!
*squeezies*
Are you kidney-ing?
Thats okay..I kneed a good roffle every now and then.
I was just trying to Phil R. Upp with puns.
Hehehe
*squeeze*
An umlaut over the U? Epic ninja-curse! Very nice.
Would anyone like a bowl of pun ch?
Just hit “alt+u” and then ‘u’ again, if you are a mac user.
.
No thanks, I’m feeling a bit sick.. I’m still not sure if it’s a hangover or not.
sideways!!!!
Of course
Wait. Was that a question?
Mamas and Papas shows off it’s new urban range of strollers……
Omg, All The Teachers at my school have one of those. Ive Always Wanted to use one of em to carry my cat…but a baby works!
LOL.
That looks like a doll.
That’s because it is a picture of a baby, cropped into this picture.
Yup, I agree. Just doesn’t look right. LIght and maybe even the grain don’t match.
I only looked at the comments to see if anyone else thought it was shopped. Glad someone did.
Didn’t drink your V-8 This morning???
He thought he’d go for a slant-6 instead.
Everybody relax, it’s Brad Pitt. He knows just how to cares fo ma babys.
Brings new meaning to livin’ in a box?
That person must be a basket case.
or a creep.
You misspelled creel.
ghettostroller
I was just about to say….
my girlfriend can’t wrestle but you should see her box
Does her box come with a baby in it?
usually just with a little man in it, haven’t tried a baby before
LOLZ
I’ve not received a box with a man in it yet. *ponders* Can Antonio fit in a box?
Depends on the volume of said box.
Antonio? sounds like he wants to fit one in his er…box
Banderas…*eyes get glassy* can fit in my….ohhh wait i didn’t say that out loud did I?
Guess not. I didn’t hear a thing..
post him to me when you’re done
Mama’s got a squeeze box…
LOL *squeeze!*
*squeezes Granny’s box and squeeks/squeals*
Hehe.
sorry about that, loose kernels again!
hahaha
*snickers*
*mars bars*
*gets confused*
*wanders off*
*flake*s
*wanders off to find k@*
Hi, there everyone!
*squeeze*
Hairy!!! *tackles and squeezes*
*squeezes everyone*
*squeeze*
Hi granny and Annie. (Hey that rhymes
)
How are you today?
Better now!
Got an mp3 player on Thursday. So I am happy.
sitting in a tree?
I’m good, Happy Friday!!!
You job hunting again yet?
Happy friday!
Yes, I am job hunting. I’m thinking of working as a kitchen help until I find something serious.
Happy Friday to you also. I get to go haul loud teenage boys about in the van today. I would pay you to do that for me.
Join us in the tree? Plenty of room on this branch…
Ah, well I’m not sure if I want to do that.
Sounds fun! can you throw down the ladder?
well we would have bought one but we couldn’t climb to get the discount…
*drops rope instead* I hope I got all the baconlube off my hands….
*Tries to climb up*
*Slides down*
Hmm..
*Climbs real fast*
Wow, it sure is nice up here!
Mhm…you can see everyone from here. Heh..where did Granny go?
*pops out of the squirrel hole*
*waves*
*goes back inside for more*
Oh there he is.
I’m thinking of building a bird nest up here.
*Starts to collect small branches*
*has recently acquired a small fortune in nuts*
for the winter
throws down a laddered stocking
*squeezes Granny*
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks it looks ’shopped?
So far, but we’ll get about 10 more before the day’s over.
Why would someone photoshop this at such a weak quality? That’s just a ridiculous thought you have there RenaissanceGrrl..
Plus some people actually are this dumb!
Indeed, I get shocked over and over again by how stupid people can be.
I work with the general public……nuff said.
*hi 5s custard* Amen.
*Ohpleasedon’teverletmehavetodoitagain*
(20+yrs. sentence/ time served!)
I weep every morning….*sigh
and worse still- I work at a Legal help line- where they call up and try to make sense of who they can and can’t sue, I think my all time favourite was a woman who wanted to sue a pedigree cat breeder, because her kitten turned out to be an hemaphrodite (sp)
*raises hand weakly*
I work customer service for US’s largest cellular provider. The other day I had a guy claiming to be Gandhi. Then he wanted a translator. In German.
HAHAHA!
I have worked all levels. My conclusion:
*shakes head to try to clear the nightmares*
*hyperventilates*
Eventually, you will be okay. You will enter into a you-got-to-be-kidding/glassy-eyed/sugary-sweet-smile stage, replying “Yes ma’am/sir; let me check that out…”
*finds ID.10.T error*
*???:
.
Learn to laugh, or you will spend your life crying. ~? (me?)
….and as if by magic I find out my company doesn’t block failblog mwahahahahaha
I saw this TV show a few days ago.. About how stupid people can be.
There where 2 girls on a couch getting multiple choice questions, at one point they get a picture of one of the biggest politic leaders from Holland. The question was who is this? (everyone in Holland knows him..)
Answers:
A) An important man in politics (the right one)
B) An owner of a big supermarket-chain
C) A man who is known for fighting against racism.
I translated it so it’s not that good
But they choose answer 2, why? Because he looks like a guy in supermarket commercial.
That’s pretty stupid.
dating game show in my country:
presenter: what’s the strangest place you have ever had sex?
contestant: no I cannot say
presenter: its ok your boyfriend already told us (in a train)
contestant: in the bottom
Oh, I’ve heard that. In Belgium they had this kind of show if both the partners gave the same answer they would win €2000. Same thing, but it was faked everybody took that as real.
mmmm now that you mention it I never did see that episode, could be an urban legend, but it is a pretty strange place hahaha
Of course urban legend may be more likely than it actually being true for most cases the fact that I read about it as happening in Chicago would support that it’s an old story propagated over many instances…
It is real…it was The Newlywed Show. The man who asked the questions actually talked about that episode years later. I’ve seen the video, the wife does say “in the butt”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4
youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4
If it goes this time…I’m in moderation on the first one.
Well it might be real, but I guess it turned into some urban legend. Because there are so many cases of this stupidity.
It may even be that it happened a whole bunch of times, confusing the question of location with orifice could easily have been made thousands of times and some have obviously ended up on TV/radio…
Old radio contest from the Chicago area did just the same thing. The guy had told them that they’d had sex that morning on the kitchen table so when they asked the girlfriend when they last had sex she said that morning, so they continued to ask “And where?!” So she asks her boyfriend “Did you really tell them?” “Yeah sure” he says, referring to the kitchen table. so she answers “Oh, OK, in the butt.” Also, from what I understand anal intercourse is technically illegal in Illinois.
In the belgium TV show, it was also on the kitchen table.
Illegal? Why? If both sides agree with it I don’t see anything wrong with it.
of course not I don’t believe it is ever enforced these days, the criminalization of “sodomy” is strictly a remnant of some puritan christian equivalent of sharia law.
If the bible says that it’s forbidden, then Christians are not allowed to do it. But it should not be a law, that’s forcing almost someone to become one.
*facepalm*
*hands over potato*
*applies the bacon lube*
*is scared the next line involves goatse*
*saves jam just in case*
OMG yer right!!! teh pixels…see?? I’m sure that babeh just crawled right into somebody’s shopping cart..they don’t even know she’s in there.
Wowz! Zo tr00! Tahts proly teh st00pidst failz I has evr cn!
Ohhh noes Hairy…we gotz chatspeakitis….somebody halp!1!
plx helps meh! I has a dizeez!
*pulls on latex gloves, gets out wire wool and industrial strength mouthwash*
right- lean back, this may sting a little
*leans back*
Dun hurts meh!
No pain no getting rid of the disease I am afraid…..I will try to be gentle.
Hurreh pl0x! I dun wants 2 tawk liek dis, idz st00pid!
*scrubs mouth out*
Wow! That’s a lot better, I gezz I’m cured.
90%- you slipped there a little, you may require further treatment…….sorry
Plz hurry, I really can’t stand dis ‘lolspeak’ or what’s it called?
*takes out blow torch, and pliers*
now this is just to extracate the remaining particles.
won’t be long.
*gets to work*
Are you finished jet? I don’t feel like a mutant anymore. So I guess it’s fixed.
Its *peeks between her fingers, winces, covers her eyes again* chatspeak, Hairy..I’m so sorry…I must have picked it up in WoW….
I think that is all I can do, If it retuns you may well need a specialist.
Doesn’t matters, we can’t blame the first victim of swine flu either, can we?
*watches with her hands over her face* oh laws that must hurt….
*Shakes head sadly*
remind you of something?
Bastet ® Bastard Basket
Pulling birds WIN.
LOL *high five!*
All little girls need a dolly. Wait a sec.
hahahaha!
she looks a bit trolleyed though, or troll eyed (from my spell check)
NO, no more trolls please
*whispers* the horror, the horror
*punches k@ in the face*
*jumps in the way*
*really takes really up to the shoulder*
mind the loose kernels you
granny *squeeze*
Granny doesn’t mind taking one for the team. He’s noble like that.
I think really, he’s armless.
he is now
kfc?
unlucky fried gannet
Did ya’ll hear something?
not really hehehehe.
abortion? xD
Whats red, covered in vinegar and screams?
A: Abortion of chips.
what’s black and blue and hates sex?
really after our date
Q: Ever hear of the Gary Glitter burger?
A: It’s 60 year old meat in ten year old buns.
don’t forget the sweeties
*headbutts keyboard*
idgsfkh ilfwlksvk;
someone tell me what you say or do something I do not understand what is going on: D
my wheelbarrow was way cooler
Yeah. . . hilarious poverty is really something. Hey maybe someone could upload a pic of a man with no legs using a makeshift skateboard as a wheelchair in india and you could all laugh at that
look…just because they are hauling their two year old about in a file cart doesnt mean they are poor.
In Africa they carry their babies with way more class than this, no poverty is not funny (I should know) but stupidity is priceless.
In Soviet Russia, two year old pulls you about
He could afford his baggeh pants; he can afford a stroller.
photoshopped
I’d hit you
I so don’t get this chain of inanne comments on this website.
Ugh… this is at Smithfield & Forbes in downtown Pittsburgh looking South. I hate this city.
New Orleans has never been more kid friendly.
PHOTOSHOP RULES.
ONCE AGAIN, FAILBLOG FAILS ON ITS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buba® agrees that carrying gremlins like that is easier and less exhausting.
you made me lol
Holy geez! That is a definite failure! A little cruel though! A good workout, LOL!
Recycling win… but definite safety fail. XD
Also, with all due respect, you guys are WEIRD.
“Fallin’ back on dat ass, with a hella-fine gangsta lean…”
NOLA FAIL
This is heartbreaking!
If this kid became my student one day in college, I’d totally want to “affirmative action” their situation.
Maybe I’m being emotional but thats what I think
I don’t know if any of you actually HAVE a 2 year old, but my 2 year old would BEG to get into a box and be carted around. My 2 and 4 year old fight each other to be the one to sit in the laundry basket of dirty clothes and get carried down to the basement. Kids love that crap.
And big empty boxes. They loooove boxes.
this looked photoshopped
the kid looks all scared, like she’s scared that the other babies will see her in her make do stroller and make fun of her later for it.
this looks shoped….
Alternately – Photoshop fail.
beats buying a 50.00 stroller just put the kid in a cart with weels
this is one of the stupidest photoshop jobs ever
But for real, for real, folks, people just be forgettin how creative we are, and how resourseful, the kid probably didn’t want to ride in a stroller and whined and nagged for the cart, I remember my daughter insisted on wearing her shoes on the wrong feet. Folks was like, Ms. your daughter got her shoes on the wrong feet, and I be like, Yeah, I know, she likes it that way, and I am tired of fightin with her!
Maybe the poor mother/father can’t afford a proper stroller? This is just sad.
good aritcle
Is it me or that baby looks kinda like gizmo from the movie Gremlins
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my goodness. at least the parents saved money…. that could go towards a school fund or something haha
I used to live in the neighborhood with these people. I saw them all the time!
suprise! they’re black.
Photoshop…
Awwwww, what a cute little niglet!
he couldn’t steal a stroller so he stole a create instead
I’ll bet who ever shot thi photo did not get a release.
When we photograph the poor (assumption) we think
we don’t need to bother
sheet dawg, I donts be needing no damn stroller, I gots one rights here.