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You’re coming with me little fellah!
Come with me if you want to live!
did he die?
Its a goatpack!
Or a goatsack.
I’ll show you a goat sack.
If it looks anything like that green thing puking yellow stuff over ——>, I don’t want to see it.
It’s only about time when someone shags the poor thing. *sigh*
That ad is annoying…
It looks like it is vomiting a spoiled sausage.
but it’s just a mustard dispenser!
Turned off APB to see what was referred to. Don’t see it. Just as well…
How much do you want to bet that the yellow substance is supposed to be “edible”?
*begins to lose his breakfast even he hasn’t eaten yet*
Sorry about that.
Reminds me of kind of two girls on cup. On that note, excuse me, brain bleach must not have been effective enough.
*grabs drill and 1/2 drill bit*
*holds to head*
*pulls trigger*
*blood drips down forehead*
Holy Lord! I didn’t see that ad until you guys mentioned it. Make it go away!
Just scroll up to see the ad for women’s lingerie. Hmm. They need to crop that picture differently.
That’s not an ad for lingerie. That’s supposed to be a feminist news/blog. From what I can tell.
If I wasn’t already sick, well you just completed it now.
*Runs to the bathroom*
*skips by*
*sees two men puking in the bathroom*
Sissys!
*cleans himself up*
*squeeze*
That’s better!
*squeeze*
*cleans up, uses some mouthwash*
Well hello there fair maiden.
*squeeze*
I’m doing pretty good baby! How ’bout you?
*squeeze*
I am actually sick for the third day in a row bella. Though I will go to work today. AE might give me flak for this but I have to go, they need me at the depot. Besides I am sure I can trudge through it. Though talking to you has me feeling 100 times better already. *Smoochies* Don’t worry, I don’t have an e-version of my sickness.
Rubella? Yikes!
I’m glad I was able to help. Have fun at work!
Oh ya I will have fun. People will ask me questions and my answers will be less understandable than ZA’s groans. “Scuse me but where are your toggle bolts?”
“Unnng theruggge”
*Pointing to aisle 18*
It’s MUSTARD!! That is “Mustard Marvin Spread Head” you put him on the top of the mustard bottle and swueeze the mustard out of his mouth!! There is also a ketchup version. See h t t p://w w w.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3723 .. remove spaces!
Oh great, the perfect gift for Dad on father’s day…
I am sure he will love it when he is using the mustard for his burgers…….
It seems more the gift you’d give a college student upon moving into his very first apartment.
Or a Troll — they would like one.
We only re-gift for trolls.
I didn’t say to give them one… just that they would like one …..
And this has what to do with Father’s Day? eeeuuuuwwwwwwwwwww
1954 and I’m still working, waz up with that????
Grannies rock–I still skateboard…..
+20
I was wondering what ad untill I saw it. Eww!
My curiousity got the best of me – I went to the site to see what it was. It’s a cap you put on a mustard bottle – that’s mustard coming out of his mouth. And you can buy one for ketchup – that comes out of his nose.
That is mustard?!?
.
And that’s just nasty. Does mayo come out of his…never mind.
*giggles uncontrollably Chocolate syrup! *giggles some more*
That “thud” you just heard was me – I fell off my chair laughing.
Oh, you guyyyysss. Stop ittttt.
*still giggling*
*gasps for breath*
I’m soooo glad someone else thought it was funny!
Relish out the ears might be a bit much. Though for some reason he reminds me of Shrek.
I haven’t been able to type, I’ve been laughing sooo hard!
The part that gets me is I bet some one really did make and market such a product!!
Oh no. I just realized. BondFan is gonna have issues when he sees this thread.
Shrek? Not so much. Beetlejuice.
Actually relish should come out of the nose. Butter should pour from the ears.
.
I’m glad you guys are as twisted as me!
Well, I just had a fail moment thanks to you guys. I was laughing hard enough that it made my company’s CEO get out of his meeting, and come see what was so funny. Talk about an awkward moment.
Did THEY think it was funny?
I think whenever you become a CxO, a sense of humo(u)r is null and void.
He liked looking at the fails, but when my manager came around gave me the “appropriate for work speech.” Then when she left he asked to see more.
Think I got another one for the FailBlog.
Hmmm.. do you really want the CEO partying with you here??? No more bashing work, the boss, your neighbor … maybe you should change your name and go into witness protection??
*RIGLMAO*
*dies laughing again*
*re-animates to keep laughing*
.
Ouch, I hate it when that happens. Please stop.
*throws an asterisk up there after “uncontrollably”*
Instead of a cap, it should be the multi-compartment bottle — with separate openings for the mustard, ketchup, mayo – and for dessert choc syrup. Simply flip the bottle and open the appropriate orifice and squeeze!
Tee hee! It should be a Moomin-shapped bottle, appropriate for *SQUEEZE*ing.
Or Mr. Cuddles shaped. He’s definitely squeezie!
That’s gross
Who comes up with that? I don’t get it.
You will. *giggles*
(Totally unrelated – when is your birthday?)
Oct 6, 82.
*looks around*
I’m not sure you are asking me…
Mal! I am older than you
Dec. 31 ’81
Anyone remember when they tried to sell GREEN ketchup? It was suppose to appeal to kids, make them eat more ketchup –
Or purple. I remember purple ketchup too.
I had blue butter once, it made green mac & cheese.
Pfft and wiser.
Born on the last day of the year…that makes New Years awesome I bet.
Young’uns! Jan 2nd, ’75. Parties now are nearly impossible. everyone is still recovering from New Years.
Kiddos. 74.
Whippersnappers! 1971
I have a repeating one. Aside from BFF I am the baby of the bunch. 28/08/88
Feeling pretty young at November, ’81.
December 7, 1985
I’m a Pearl Harbor Day baby!
Aja is older than me!
*does a happy dance*
*is soon exhausted and has to sit down*
Avis, Jan 8! I get a week to recover and do it all over again!
OK. I’m just ancient in here! Gaaaaaah! *slowly walks away leaning on walker* *searches desperately for where Hover-Round™ is parked*
September 16, 1952 . . .
Parties are fun now, but when I was a kid it sucked! I never got a party and I was always at a babysitters!
One question…
Who’s better then us?
*bows out*
10-01-83
A good birthday. Though I forget it all the time. I need my drivers license to remind me.
I’ve got you by one year, aja. 1970.
what about Feb 94?
November 19, 1953
On that day, I was born butt naked, totally uneducated and penniless!
I have prevailed, despite such adversity, to become the great man I am today.
Wow, foop, you look great! Is that picture relatively recent?
Is somebody writing all these down?
Oh, 1957. (Being a granny ain’t a bad thing, Foop!)
Yes, about a year and a half old (the pic, not me). And you’re very sweet, B.
We’re all writing them down, that’s how they appear on the screen?
*ducks from crack round the head*
’79
I wront them all down, but certain people left out some information
All of you younguns, so far to go before retirement. Those of born in May of 1954 are now retired and are hoping that you continue to pump money into a Social Security fund that will be gone before you need it. *Squeezes*
That’s eerie. I’ve literally had that exact conversation with my southern family.
“So Jon, you working? Good. Keep it up. You’re paying for us now. How do you like them apples. Oh yeah, Merry Christmas.”
*sadface*
OK, OK, fine, since it seems to be “expose yourself on Failblog” this week…
Jan 8 1967. But in my heart it’s 1984.
*feels sudden urge to play Bingo*
*supresses it*
Oh wow.. only 2 people older than me here.. so far… no other child of the 60′s? hmmm??
Oh Brewski! Shall we go play shuffleboard?
*grabs AARP newsletter from mailbox*
Let me grab my cardigan, then let’s go!
Maybe we can catch the early bird dinner. It’s half price if you’re seated by 4:30pm.
Holy #$^% – the REPLY button is 6 miles up the thread –
OK I’ll confess – 4/5/63!!
See Brewski! I knew we were close in age. I’m only 3 years younger. But still old enough to be some peoples’ mom on here.
.
Oh, and it’s September 13. Close to foop’s b-day! We should celebrate together. I actually have a birthday season. It starts on the 12th and goes until the 20th.
July ’82
June ’64 – over the hill but not through the woods.
*floored by all the children here*
*glad to see a few other ‘children of the 60s’ though*
.
’68. Everyone born after that date GET THE LIVING #%&* OFF MY LAWN!!!
.
September 24, 1953 — I only _wish_ I was retired…
*looks longingly at the guys living under the overpass* Now, _that_’s the life, eh?
Oooh someone here shares my birthday (-:
*finds life underground even better*
*it’s dirty, but you have something covering you at night*
Dec 5, 1954 – and I’m about to be a granny for the first time. We just got a sonogram image of a little girl’s foot inside my daughter.
Oh, I always miss the interesting conversations.
Anyway, I am starting to feel myself too young for FailBlog…I was born on Sep 26, 1992.
March 27, 1969.
I’d call this one a win.
Me too.
Goaty back ride FTW!
)
Hi everyone. (Velvet
Happy Friday, FSA!
.
*caffeinated squeeze* for FSA, Malicite, WIK, oh, just everyone!
*squeeeeeezies*
Quite a troll infestation today, huh?
*squeezes*
for all the trolls
Yesterday was worse, but it’s all cleaned up now. I love the moderators on this board. They don’t put up with diddle-squat from anyone.
Really? Scroll down. You might change your mind.
No, yesterday was worse. That s p u n k y monkey gave me a headache.
Who do you think left me the long line of coments below?
*throws up an extra ‘m’*
This makes you famous, you know. You have your very own troll. We’ve all had one at one time or another. Or will.
*squeeze* Can I return him?
*squeezes back* I don’t think hades has a return policy.
He returned Persephonie…
But he turned that situation into a timeshare and made it so she had to go back every six months.
Poor Demeter…
Damn pomegranates.
And all because Demeter gave a fig.
He’s back. Trying new and advanced ways to get banned.
*sneaks in happy-Friday squeeze for Avis and velvet*
*sneaky squeeze back to…Judy?*
You called?
Oh, I am soooo confused today…
I really need that afternoon fail party!! That’ll set me straight.
*sneaks away for a cup of coffee*
Anyone remember the stretch arm strong action figure? Clickie if not.
Well,
*Stretches arms real big and hugs all fbers of the non-troll variety*
Right back atcha, Stretch!
I remember him! A couple of guys down the street destroyed one trying to see exactly how far his arms could stretch.
.
*squeeze*
I always wanted one. I thought he was hulk hogan though.
*SQUEEZES fail-friends*
*squeeze back*
*squeeze* FAPPY HRIDAY!
*snorksqueeze*
*squeeze* Good morning Malicite!
*pounce*
*squeeze… again*
Been dipping into the Friday booze a little early there Malicite?
You’d think he’d share?
*urps*
I’m actually pretty hungover today…
*sniff*
Finishing up your week the same way you started, eh?
That’s right, Brewski! Poor Mal…
Ah … did you two switch bodies? That might make for an interesting Friday …
Oh! I want to switch with Mr.Cuddles. I know I can’t be as magnificent but still it would be fun.
*looks down*
AAaaahh!! What are these doing there??
*looks lower*
And… and… Noooooooo!!! It’s missing!!
See what happens when you run around without your pants on young man? You lose things!
*squeezes Mr. Cuddles* Now there’s something I never thought I’d type!
*squeezes all people with personality disorders today*
*Laughs at “Judy”*
But there must be benefits!
*Squeezes Aiki*
You’re right. That is awkward to say.
*eyes new aiki*
Sayyy… you look cute. How bout we find a quiet thread, and … um… get to know each other a bit better??
Oh my Judy. I’ve never seen this side of you. Lead the way
freaky friday!
Judy! Be-HAVE!
*humps aikiwaza’s leg*
*tries to eat Brewski*
But… but… I have these new toys, don’t I get to play before I have to give them back?
*runs in and out of the thread while screaming and waving arms*
Judy, I found it–pene
Aww. All you need is another drink and you’re feel much better *squeeze*
The conversation above is making me feel queasy. *hic* *urk*
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…
*burk* *penny*
*penny*???
“is“?????
You’re telling me…
*consults Urban Dictionary for “penny”*
*Still confused*
*still having identity crisis*
I’m still confused what he means by penny too.
I think I ate a penny last night…
*pays out*
Umm…can I come drinking with you one night? hahah!
It’s the Mal-slot machine! Jackpot! You win!
*sneaks in many more squeezes for fail-buds*
*picks up (damp?) nickel and 2 pennies*
hmmmm…..
*blinks*
Mr. Cuddles, I am a good drinking buddy!
*burps out a quarter*
I always have bus fare at the end of the night!
Um. When you hit a jackpot where does the money come from. Wait, don’t tell me. I don’t really want to know.
You tell me the weekend Malicite, and I’ll meet you in Philly!
Damn. Now that would be a party worth driving all day for!
A pica piker?
I’ll let you know Mr. Cuddles! We’ll hit up the hot spots of Philadelphia!
*pretends like he knows where the fun places are…*
Do you have a myspace or facebook Mal?
*pretends to know where the hot spots in Philly are too*
Facebook: Jonathan ODwyer.
Oddly enough, I use the same avatar for that page most of the time. I do have a tendency to mix it up. Also, you can see that the vast majority of my photos are not nearly as kind to me.
I just sent you a request Mal. I never look at my Facebook, I forgot I even had it.
Dun care if anyone else adds me.
Are you pounding your fingers with a hammer on your facebook page?
Cool! I will have something to look forward too when I get home later!
*FB is blocked at work…*
I don’t think so Judy…pretty sure it is the same picture as here…
*looks at his fingers*
Facebook is blocked at work for me too, but I just got a Blackberry, so I just sent you the request
FaceBook blocked here too.
*considers showing her true face to friends on FB when she gets home*
*goes to spruce up facebook page before company comes.* I will change it so you can search WhatIKnow and find me.
Aren’t they adding a new feature so you can put a user name along with your name?
I’m trying to put it under the alternate name, but I don’t know if it worked. there is an imposter though, someone that has WhatIKnow IsMe and it’s not me.
I don’t think that function goes live until June 16th or something. I could be wrong.
doubt you would ever find me!
my profile pic is the clicky, you could search my name but its so common you will get like 4,543,867 hits.
*sips coffee* *SQUEEZE*!!
I see your *squeeze* packs a lot more punch with caffeine added!
*SQUEEEZE*
…Ow.
*squeezes like crazy* *wavewaves happily*
*I saw what y’all did back there (yesterday; day before fail??) … arghhhh *slow tired facepalm*
*sigh* *time has no meaning working at work and caring for the darling Mr. foop at home* sooooooooo, for one day only . . . you might see …
Lovely pic Foop! (y’all? where are you from?…reminds me of home
)
*y’all* Just one of the many gifts to me from my (desperately missed
)Tennessee-born (now residing in heaven) Mama. I was raised out west (now in Las Vegas, NV) but started kindergarten in southern California, believing that “ain’t” and “cain’t” were actual words. 
Very similar here! I am from Louisiana, but moved to socal at a young age as well, I have bounced back and fourth a few times, so I have a nice mix of southern slang.
*extra squeezie fer y’all WIK*
You’re the third person I know that has moved between the two areas!
My home in this great oak tree is here in Louisiana, right next to a nice sweltering swamp!
Foop!! Hey good lookin’!
*squeeze*
And thank you both
*brewsqueeze*
*giggle* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ↑
you have multilayer personalities or names changes,LOL all good though.
Gravatar did that to me … *sigh* Hi 5!! *squeeezes from all of us
*
*holds up pic of herself to the monitor*
This is me foop!
*swoons*
Wow.
That would make more sense the other way round I guess.
*humps the Moomin’s leg*
Now that always makes sense
*squeeze*
I should probably change my name back before I get aiki in trouble…
HAHAHA!
*cuddles Cuddles*
Where’s the HOV lane?
On the other side (traffic is on the opposite side from how the U.S. drives).
.
If you slide the photo over, you can see the guy on a moped towing a cart with 4 pigs in the back.
I’m impressed by the goat’s ability to hang on!
The one walking up has something on his back too!
Oh, wow! So, is this a cult thing or one of those ‘everybody is doing it’ things?
The goat is actually going to sacrifice the man and then steal the bike.
I think this was taken on Mother’s day when all the kids were out with their Nanny.
You’re kidding.
Oh quit milking it, you cheese.
Me too! I’ve heard that they’re nimble, but this is a bit beyond that!
Is it “take your goat to work” day?
Holiday WIN!
You mean kid, take you kid to work day.
Hooves to blame for that holiday?
I’ve heard tails.
From little Billy over there?
At least tell the Nanny guys!
Only 5 bucks a story.
It really gets my goat when people take their kids to work. How annoying.
You aren’t the only one who gets a little Gruff about it
You beat me to the “gruff” comment! That’s ba-a-a-a-d!
You just gotta chevon with it.
Horn’cha glad it’s Friday though?
apologies it can get a little hairy on these runs!
I just hate to goat’work no matter what.
Don’t get all testie about it.
Mutton’s better than a day off!
lack coin he took his bike although he’d prefer a cabridetho
No kidding?
I’ve had a vasectomy. (so…) No kidding!
so then are you my d a a a a a a dy?
Goat doesn’t have a choice BUT to hang on. Fool’s got his legs tied in the front.
I suspect his legs are tied in front, otherwise that is one amazing goat — they should go on Letterman’s stupid human tricks!
hmmm .. need more coffee, I seem to always be a couple of minutes behind today ….
at first i thought it was holding on its self than the relization came to me
Huh? You guys are off with the fairies. That’s one of those African drop goats. They stealthily drop from trees onto unsuspecting passers by. This guy probably has no idea he has a goat on his back.
Whatever happened to his monkey? I sure miss the little guy. *Docsqueeze*
*SQUEEEEEZES! the ƒ∞þ ♥*
He left once he finished munching on the chip on his shoulder (not enough sauce, apparently!).
We will wait. for you elsa_mama.
How in the world do you get a goat to do THAT!?
With a carrot and some rope
paint a lady goats vag on ur back
hahahahahaha!
*makes a note*
Don’t goat her on.
Dinner and a movie?
Hee!
Would you call this a date? I wonder if he is going to get lucky?
*doesn’t want to know*
He’ll have to shave his goatee first.
Oh, but they’re weird and they’re wonderful. Oh, Bennie she’s really keen. She’s got electric boots…a mohair suit…
Hmmm … I thought she had electric boobs???
De moo moo moo
De baa baa baa
Is all I want to say to you.
Trampling down the prairie rose leaving hoof tracks in the sand. . .
He just better hope that goat listened to dad and went to the bathroom BEFORE the trip started …
Movie won’t be a part of this dinner plan Mal.
He doesn’t know how to romantazize das goats.
He does. He just chooses not to with this particular goat.
*insert one more double-feta joke here* Hey darlin’ Mal! *squeezie*
I bet the goats front and back legs are tied together and the guys is wearing it like a backpack.
*Wonders if the goat is alive*
That IS disturbing.
*wonders if goat is potty-trained*
Look at him riding that bike like an animal !.
It’s a backpet…
Money.
But goats don’t have pockets! What would a goat do with money?
Eat it?
We only accept paper money.
Can I pay by credit card?
You can also pay with sexual favors.
The trolls can do that.
I’m willing to bet that the goat in the picture IS the form of payment.
Dowry?
Nah. I bet that goat has hardly any dowry.
What makes you think it wasn’t the goats idea?
Frotteur? You’ve gotta be kidding!
I know it’s hard to tell from this angle, but I swear that goat is smiling!
Because the goat would be riding the bike with the man on its back.
But this way the man does all the work and the goat just gets to go along for the ride!
One clever goat he is.
ability with the force he has.
I think he hoofing for a ride. (Ungulates have trouble thumbing)
*snerk* You said ‘ride.’
The goat takes Pilates three times a week. That’s how he can hang on.
Oh come on! A fail!? This is a huge win.
What the . . .
Why a…
when they…
How to…
Who do…
But then…
….I humped mr.cuddles mom
And she loved it.
Ur gonna have a 1/2 brother
He’ll be 1/2 sexy (thats me) and 1/2 ugly (like ur mom).
Is this the Dumbass: Christmas edition?
no.
Nope, it’s the Dumbass: Short bUs ediTion.
…you were snuck upon and given the squeezing of a lifetime.
*SQUEEZE*
Howdy.
*squeeze* Good morning Moomin! How are you today?
Am doing ok thankyou. How are you doing?
Weekend soon. Woohoo.
I’m doing very well. 5 hours and 15 minutes until I get out of here. I’m that ready for the weekend.
*does the only works half-day Fridays dance*
*does the dance as well*
Well I am taking off at lunch in any case.
*does the beer dance*
I’m probably off for the remainder of today, so tdls everybody!
You guys are making me sad in pants.
*has 5.5 hours remaining*
Well, then take them off and see that helps to make you happy!
I think I would get in trouble
But would you be happy – isn”t that the most important question?
Are you trying to get us all debriefed, elsa?
I like the way you think…
Well — I thought Friday was party time around here!!
With the…
When it…
How ’bout…
But but…
why i oughta…
Homina homina…
Whowho? Whatwhat?
It’d have to be:
Hoohoo. Twattwat. (sorry
)
Perhaps with…
As if…
if (what?) { how? } else (maybe) { perhaps }
Oh god.. not a programming joke.
Aarrgghh! Serenity now, serenity now!
Huh? what?
An ASCII character walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, “What’ll you have?”
ASCII character says, “Give me a double.”
Bartender asks, “Having a bad day?”
ASCII character says, “Yeah, I have a parity error.”
Bartender says, “Hmmm. I thought you looked a bit off.”
Don’t make me ….
When it …
So I …
wait, what?
‘scape goat escapes.
Film at eleven.
It’s a double-feta!
You bet! ~ and it’s got top billying!
Leave the kids with the nanny. Let’s go!
I wish I could get my goat to ride me like that.
Goat riding feces?
I misread that as “goat riding faces”
*facepalm*
Now that might make the goat happy!
They look like a happy family, the goat feels equal to the boy on the scooter.
They probably even switch places every 50 to 60 miles.
*tsktsk* And they both forgot to wear their buckets! (Hi Hairy! *squeeze*)
Only a kid would think of something like this.
He’d had enough of people trying to get his goat and decided to hide it.
Get your goat love- you’ve pulled.
This isn’t a b-a-a-a-ad ride.
*takes Malicites’ cool shades and gives them to Billy*
*is blind as a goat now*
why are there so many trolls!?
Today, your name shall be “quibbles”.
sweet thanks for the name contributation (fail spelling i know )
This is not a fail, it is a plain win. Congratulations! I could never eat this goat after such a ride.
i would just never eat a goat
when you are hungry and you have no money in your pocket, you eat every thing that moves.
fine ill eat u happy?
Ok, so I won’t move when i see you around.
ill wate till you do move
but the, I will runrunrun. And i am fast, I tell you.
Goat is really pretty good – cooked in a slow cooker with BBQ sauce — YUM!
Yes it is but next time cook it with a porcupine. The meat from the porcupine mellows the stang of the meat of the goat.
Jamaican Curried goat is a serious WIN!
I’ve heard of having a “Monkey on your back”, but this is ridiculous.
not funny
Yes it is, Quibbles.
fine it is
monkey on your back is usually associated with heroin junkys, what drug gives you a goat?
Grass.
hay? what was that?
weed be lucky to know.
Come here. We’ll hash this out right now.
This is going to (resin)ate through FB for days!
I love this joint!
*BONG BONG* Did anyone else hear that?
Don’t be a doobie Bro
The Doobie Bros have several big hits.
Sheesh! That was pretty blunt!
Look out, there’s a roach!
Anyone been to Mc Fatty’s lately?
Anyone up for a road trip? Let’s roll!
*Rolls up windows*
I’ll drive because if there’s one thing I know, it’s how to drive while I’m stoned. You know your perception is completely f*cked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.
*RIGL @ Marius’ Heavy Metal reference*
Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?
An exstrawdinary thing!
I need to reedfresh more often.
Hay czuhc, how are you?
thanks for clearing that up (no sarcasum) i relly didnt know wut he ment by the monkey on the back thing
I know this guy, that’s Motown!
I still got a question though: Who gets to decide who’s a troll and who’s not? Does it go through a majority vote or is a denunciation by some more or less highpriest enough?
We decide not. They choose their own fate.
I do.
Am i?
When you first started you were, and then you lightened up. But you still have a tendency to offend a few people.
that sounds like a good horrorscope, hehe!
No avatar yet Tom?.
Is…troll with blue avatar…ahem!…salvageable???
Honestly, it could go either way at this time. I won’t know until I’ve watched him a little closer.
More action on the previous fail if you need evidence to support either way. My outlook is positive though.
*Shakes magic 8 ball*
Ask again later.
*Want to know what is actually in the 8 ball*
*slams it on the ground*
These things never break… I always tried when I was younger to get one to open up. Damn you quality assurance testing.
As do I.
So when did you get promoted to such a high and lofty position, fruitcake? Congratulations.
A high and lofty Fruitcake? I thought they were all dense and smelly!
He can be a little dense sometimes, but he’s not smelly. And, he makes an excellent paperweight!
I can see that — he is also probably very well preserved …
*checks the undercarriage*
seems fine to me, but we can’t plat three billy goats gruff without at least one troll
*play
Oh; for a moment there I thought you were setting up a township.
when someone tells you you are a fool, then he is a fool by himself. But when two persons tell you you are a fool, think about it…
but anyway, the guy is not a troll, he is funny and a winner. taking the poor goat as a present to his brothers birthday. they will slaughter it there and roast it… Uhm, tastes good.
*damns cosmopolit3 to an eternity of trolling*
hmm, could be the two persons are two fools, no?
I’m not a fool, I’m just crazy.
But are you just slightly insane?
what if the two persons were three fools?
Then I would have to admit to being schitzophrenic.
Then you would have a tasty dessert.
Crazy? I was crazy once!
They locked me in a padded room.
I died there.
They buried me in a pine box.
Then the worms came.
They tickled my nose.
That drove me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once!
Let me guess, you just can’t stand worms.
*giggles* I haven’t heard that in years! Thanks Ms. B!
*feels a little better knowing he’s not the only one!*
I decide. Now, on your knees, troll!
Umm… would you accept just anyone?
*looks up*
if you see one, you’ll know
ET 2.0?
Brokeback Mountain 2
Bareback Mountain 3
the new way to bareback
Coming to America 2?
goat expectations
Goatbusters
hahahaha!
who you gonna call?
Kid n’ PLay
*squeezes ankle*
*waves*
*off*
*squeezes ankle*
Take this goat. If you get in trouble, it’s got your back.
*waves*
if you’re in trouble just whistle through this goat and I’ll be there
Goat!!! And Manchester takes the lead with 2-1!!
I’m thinking of calling the ‘Troll extinguish hotline’ does someone have the number?
3?
Is that including the country code?
Dial 3333, shout “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE”, and Run just Run?
I don’t think that will help us any further in this crisis.
I should yell, we need POISON! TROLL POISON! QUICK! POISON!
That is only if your hand isn’t caught in the firm alarm.
42
Thats the answer!
What was the question?
All of them.
*snork*
Goodness, gracious, goatballs of fire!
The Goatfather, part I
The Goatfather, part II
Back on the goat.
On the goat again.
EGAD!
the goat back of notre damme!
*runs and hides*
Git Along Little Goaties
A Goatend at Bernie’s?
No, Dr, it’s a Weekend at Goatse’s
Goat Father III
The goatlins.
Annie Get Yer Goat!
Capricorn Won?
The Man of LaMancha.
“The goats must be crazy”
…
I’ll get me goat.
Waiting for Goatod?
OOOh, that was deep Beckett!
Three Men in a Goat ?
Lovegoat?
*shudders at the mindpictures czuhc’s comment conjures*
Star Goat “Return of the Kids”
American GoatHick.
(Ok, so that was a TV series. But it was the best TV series ever. EVER)
To Kill a Mocking Goat.
A Mid Summer Night’s Goat (sorry, wipes)
Midnight in the garden of goat and weevil?
Freddie goat fingered?
A Few Goat Men.
)
(Hahahahaha. Quality first one Olur
Goat With the Wind.
Goat in 60 seconds.
And not that cheesy remake with Cage and Jolie, the original one from the ’74 with Toby Halicki himself.
.
If you haven’t seen it, it’s the most insane 40+ minute car chase scene you’ll ever see (and my personal favorite). Example, the light pole was a real accident, they didn’t intend to hit it. Rumor has it they left the scene and the city never found out who knocked that light pole down! After filming, Toby would trailer Elenor around to the movie theaters to show off the star of the movie.
Debbie fcks a goat 4
Goatfellas
The Goat, The Bad and The Ugly.
Goatiator
alien vs goat
Eight-legged goats
goats on a plane
cheers have a good weekend *squeeze everyone and goats*
Goatbye! See you soon. *squeeze*
The Cider House Goat
A Goat Named Wanda
The Goatship
Goats and the City
♫ Goatriders in the skyyyyyyy. . . . ♫
Goatwork orange.
Dr. Strangegoat aka How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Goat
Happy Weekend peoples!
Hahaha, I drop the occasional Dr. Strangegoat reference on FB, but haven’t ever had any bite! *wonders if we’ve got a Dr. Strangegoat gap*
The Goat White Hope
Again? Bring him on!
♥
Goat will hunting?
Clan of the Cave Goat
“A Few Good Goats”.
You want the goat?!? You can’t HANDLE the goat!!!
Maybe not — but I can back him!
*bets he could handle the goat*
*wonders if that sounded bad*
pubic offender
Driving Ms. Daisy 2
In before goatse.
I feel like going on a tour trough the desert, where there is no failblog.. I’ll come back when the Trolls have left of for their own territory the shïtwoods.
*starts packing his bags*
*pretends to be a goat and jumps on Hairy’s back*
Where we going?
Goat save the queen
Goatzilla
Goatel California
harrold and kumar escape goatanamo bay
passion of the goat
I hated a lot of stuff in that movie but I liked a lot of things in it to..
The funniest thing in the whole movie was big bob’s explanation for how the prisoners are gay, and he is not.
I liked that doogie howzer charcter guy.
will have to go back and check big bob and his CM sandwiches again
Goatell it on the Mountain
What Mountain?
Pulse of the Maggoats
isn’t that by that band slipgoat?
Big goat.
that goat be
I heard that Trolls never go to heaven.. So let’s go there.
Sounds good doesn’t it?
.
Let me just unlock my bicycle..
*unlocks his bicycle*
*offers to peddle*
Okay, sat we’ll switch in 100 miles?
deal!
*hangs on tight*
*cycles off*
Farewell cruel Trolls!
Don’t leave, Hairy! Take sancutary in a sane thread. Also, a trough would be a useful thing to have in the desert. *Offers cup of tea if it’s the morning or a liquor cabinet if it’s the afternoon*
It’s 10:47am. I’d prefer the liquor cabinet
But I have to leave, when I was fighting trolls, I caught Troll flu… If everyone here gets infected.. FB will die and all the comments will be ‘Trollol’.
You don’t want that do you?
.
I’ll come back when I’m cured
*waves*
*wonders why everyone thinks dying is such a bad thing*
To quote Woody Allen – “I’m not afraid of dying – I just don’t want to be there when it happens”.
Death is the one thing everyone must face, it’s the only guarantee in life.
So that’s what a hootenanny is.
it warns pedestrians and road users of the cyclist’s presence
Goatherds the shepherd?
Batman lives in Goatham City!
the long goat home
the goat of christmas past
Goat riding the whip
Billy, don’t be a hero!
FAIL? That is a total WIN.
Did anyone else notice that we passed the 300 comments per hour mark?
PARTY TIME!!
*throws confetti*
*catches a wave*
*swallows confetti*
*slinks off for a short sleep before work*
*blows kisses that mingle with the confetti*
*waves one last time* ♥ ♥ ♥
… and ƒ∞þ is *þ∞ƒ*
It did feel very fast paced. I was having a hard time keeping up…
Chripes is anyone working here?
*has gotten nothing done*
I’ve done about 5 minutes of work so far.
OMG MS B!
You’re working too hard!
*has done about 1min*
It’s funny…on the surface it looks like I have gotten a lot done, but in reality… I have a nothing.
Apparently I have done 2.5 hours of work…wtf…
My computer lies…
Well, I do need to condese it considering I’m only here until noon.
I’ve done nothing but work this morning. Hopefully, that will change this afternoon.
*crosses fingers*
*slips the Admiral some play*
I have been working. Dealing with the inept of the corporate world.
*has worked for hours AVOIDING DOING ANY REAL WORK*
Hey, it’s Friday after all, chillax!
A different kind of chupacabras.
The goats balls are driving into his back. Goat ball suspension?
And for the goats next trick, it will ride the bike while the boy rides on the back!
Oh my goat! I’m late for my dinner with my girlfriend! Whooops!
Goatbye my friends!
FAIL — sorry I’m late honey — I was busy discussing the proper was to ride a bike with a goat on your back ….
Hey looky! I was given a gift on lolcats for our little blog here!
*proudly holds up bobble-headed kitteh*
*glassy eyed* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!! *pets it*
Peaceful coexisting WIN
Dude, if you can get a goat to clutch onto your back like that, it’s clearly win.
yeah I was thinking that too. I want to be that guy.
In fact, I’m going to try to be that guy.
In Soviet Russia, goat rides you?
*flees*
*catches jam*
*spanks her profusely*
*attaches spare goat to her back*
Though spanks is better than a funny guy’s alternative.
You said it jam!!!
*videotapes spanking exchange for future use*
Amazing how much difference one little letter can make, isn’t it?
will you be my beast of burden?
*asked the goat*
See the line..
Picture by : donno source.. thats #fail too
Your pants are the source…
“I’m flying, Jack, I’m flying!”
How in the world was this not catagorized as “Goat Win?”
*grabs Moomin’s leg humps it and flees for 10 more minutes of work*
I feel so used.
*baconlubes leg and waits for Leila to return*
*grabs camera*
*poses with big grin on her face*
Cheeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!!
Hey, are you the same Moomin Kirivon is friends with? I’m his BFFL, and he mentions “Moomin” sometimes.
I call that a win. In fact that picture makes me want to buy myself a goat and carry it around everywhere on my bike.
Hello everyone! new to fail blog but Ii’ve been laughing a lot ever since i started following fails
As well you should be!
Carry on.
And welcome
Hi andrew. Welcome to FB!
Want some cookies? (if you’re still around that is)
Tomorrow Never Dies African version
Everyone knows you’re supposed to carry goats on your head.
Pishhhh…undoubtedly!!!
Fashion statement win…
That was just a quick passing fad. The latest is to wear a tazmanian devil on one shoulder.
nice scarf on the guy in the background!
What do you call an unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the kid.
What do you call a goat that lip syncs?
Billy-Vanilli.
*ashamed – goes to her corner and rocks back & fro*
*gives Leila the evil eye*
What do you call a bar for goats? A Billy Club!
*gives HIMSELF* the evil eye*
…
*only zombies can do that!*
I would rather say WIN!!!
I find this insulting to my race. This is obviously a transport WIN!!! >:(
Resemblance to the above post is purely coincidental. Either that or he’s African too. =)))))
Going to a Bring Your Own Goat Party
Goaty-back instead of piggy-back?
Goatback Mountain
Hmm a goat exploiting an affro-americain human being ..
Looks more like GOAT WIN if you ask me
OMG….that guy in the background is totally from StarFleet.
*looks closer*
Where’s his phaser? Or his tri-corder?
The goat is tied around the kid’s chest. He’s being taken to be killed.
Terrible, just terrible, I tell you. A goat taking a young man to be killed, and making him drive the bike into the bargain.
I am shocked and dismayed….
GOAT!
Any time there is a goat involved, it is automatic WIN.
How is he holding on???
that is a WIN(:
It’s amusing that so many people have commented on this pic
I love the net, so glad I was born during this age
That is a win.
I think its a backpack. Recycle win.
Why is it a Fail that he’s giving his wife a ride?
Heh, that reminds me of a great commercial. Search on YouTube for “Chocolate condoms”
You have a sick sense of humor…I like it
Def a win.
What is wrong with this picture….I thought everyone carried their goats like this.
Am I the only one who thinks this is adorable?
I don’t see the problem. Looks like it’s working to me.
Are you kidding me? This is awesome, I didn’t even know you could do that…and all this time I’ve been walking my goat…
this isnt fail its win! making use of roadkill
who knows he might give it to his farmer wife as some kinda of have a happy get back to work day present
THATS A WIN!
i know how is this not a Goat Win?
This photo is SO NOT FAIL. That’s right.
This photo is 100% WIN.
WIN!111!!eleven!!1one!!!!1
The person who made this macro was so jealous of the fellow going on a magical bike ride adventure with his favorite goat friend, they couldn’t handle it. KG, it is YOU who are made of FAIL!
Poor goat… wait.
How is it holding on?
This is a win
I mean, how many people can hold a goat on their back and ride a bike? D:
Wow i feel super young, and i kinda am. 6.7.1995…..
Goat-ee back ride?
how on earth is this a fail? i think boy and goat win.
While Jim rode his “X-wing” class 10 speed, Goata taught him his first lessons about the Force and proper hand signals in traffic.
LAST!!!
Sorry squirrel. I’m last. I’m pretty sure that was photoshopped though.
Every day is a nice day for a goaty-back ride in what I can only assume to be Africa.
“Hang on kid. Its gonna be a rough ride!”
is that the montauk monster?
WHAT THE FAK??
I disagree. That lil’ goat wins!
PIGGY BACK RIDE YEAY!!!
wtf this is so a win
Why do sad people have conversations in failblog comments?
that strikes me as both weird and sad.
His name is Luciannnnn boootizaaaaaaa:))
it’s a total WIN!
I lived in Eritrea and you would see this quite often. They would call this: “the last ride.”
I agree, its a WIN!!! LOL
Actually you dimwit westerns ‘fail’ big time by posting thirld world countries’ lack of opportunities.
My favorite fail evar.
why is that a fail? that’s a bad man, right there. would you do that?
I think this should be a win!
LOL
this is a 100% win!
Hahaha. <3 Is that Nairobi?
Hang In There Baby!!!
That’s no fail. It’s a win!
Oh my goat
How cute, he took his goat for a ride.
What do you mean by your parents will never accept our marriage.
dude how is thi s a fail its fkn awesome!!!
don’t look now buddy . . . but i THINK THERE’S SOMETHING ON UR BACK . . .
that’s how u transport a goat if u steal it
HAHAHAHAHHHA!!!
I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGGGGGGG
OMG THIS IS A WIN!
absolutely not a fail!!!
I saw a fail pic of that same person transporting a cow on the same bike…
It’s the new fad.
Goat back-packs.
Yay.
that looks…wrong…
this should be a WIN! Hello folks, he is carrying a goat on his back riding a bicycle
That ain’t no fail.
THIS IS A HUGE WIN!
WINN!!! lol
The animal got an nice view.
hehe good1
Baaaaaaaaaaat what if he falls off?
is that a dog or a backpack or something?
haha,it’s not a dog,it’s a goat
)
i’d call that a win!