Comments on: Candidate Name Fail

By: fjcvitel

fjcvitel — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:19:41 +0000

*Is concerned about the concern currently being devoted to the general concern over concerned people*

By: fjcvitel

fjcvitel — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:16:32 +0000

She was drinking six weeks’ worth of compressed farts while fishing with a cannon. The fuse ignited the bottled fart, exploding and killing off all fishes in the vicinity.

By: you

you — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 22:54:13 +0000

go mw2

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:18:17 +0000

I feel sorry for him when people see his name on the ballot:

“O. Loser”!

Almost as bad as an “R. Otten” sign I once saw.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:51:45 +0000

i don’t think this is a real poster.

By: baula

baula — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:26:55 +0000

I am German and when I saw the pic the first time I did not see the fail in it…

By: none of your concern

none of your concern — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:30:02 +0000

wtf mates FAKE AND GAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

By: n00b

n00b — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:11:59 +0000

I Wounder who will win ?

By: anonymous

anonymous — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:41:20 +0000

I bet he got bullied at school… =/

By: Adrian

Adrian — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:44:44 +0000

Oliver Loser is such a normal name in Germany. It has nothing to do with the american word “loser”.

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:41:51 +0000

anyone else notice resemblance to the 4chan symbol?

By: Mindsight

Mindsight — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:53:21 +0000

Fortunately, this picture comes from Germany – and in the German language, if “Loser” doesn’t exist, “Löser” does though, and means “Someone who resolves problems”, so it’s quite a good name actually !

By: [DEmon]

[DEmon] — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:00:34 +0000

You are right. ;>

By: alice

alice — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:25:38 +0000

Oh ye also she could fart whenever she wanted too ^_^

By: alice

alice — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:24:23 +0000

Erm ye – and then he died in a mass of filth due to having no wife to clean up after him (because most men are hopeless but NOT ALL MEN!! Admit it though – they are, because they haven’t been taught and they aren’t natural home-makers. There was a survey done in which men who had a wife were much happier than those who lived alone.)
The woman lived happily ever after forever. She got a decent high-paying job and did only a tiny bit of housework, with no man or children to look after so she could concentrate on her needs. After all, she said ‘no’ in the first place.

Sorry but that was really one of those sexist jokes that really piss me off. I had to offer the other side of the story.

By: arkanemancer

arkanemancer — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:01:09 +0000

lol yup, for the ichc community its great

By: Bernd Stelter

Bernd Stelter — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:46:58 +0000

This is from Germany. Loser is a german family name and has nothing to do with the english word ‘loser’. It has totally different meaning. But its funny enough for failblog. (of course)

By: Lilith

Lilith — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:09:57 +0000

“I think we all remember the ill-fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. It’s just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldn’t get past the name. And the moustache.”

By: HansdFca

HansdFca — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:13:41 +0000

ist er tot?

By: Gamer_2k4

Gamer_2k4 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:03:46 +0000

Oliver Loser: Laziness! Thievery!

By: Troll

Troll — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:49:08 +0000

Did someone say troll?

By: Puddi

Puddi — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:48:37 +0000

It’s more like ['lo:zer], the glide is not pronounced like in English.

But I’m sure that just by looking at it many younger Germans would also interpret it the English way

By: Lilith

Lilith — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:12:49 +0000

Dammit, this one is from Ulm. I used to live there…

By: robohamsters

robohamsters — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:59:31 +0000

Haha, what a loser.

By: AbbyK9

AbbyK9 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:56:02 +0000

That is pretty funny.

Unfortunately, most people who will see the poster in Mr. Loser’s home country won’t find it funny, because they speak German. To them, the name is pronounced Low-ser, and the word doesn’t mean anything.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:35:34 +0000

A fan?

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:29:32 +0000

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:29:05 +0000

Hey! It worked!

*laughs ‘cuz it looks like Arthur is talking to jam*

By: Dragongirl1127, Champion to the Dragon Queen/ President of Save our Dragons/ Member of the Coliation to Save Chuckles and Stop the Madness/ Pikachu

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:14:42 +0000

THIS…
IS…
FAILBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kicks random troll down a pit*

By: Dragongirl1127, Champion to the Dragon Queen/ President of Save our Dragons/ Member of the Coliation to Save Chuckles and Stop the Madness/ Pikachu

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:12:48 +0000

WANT!
On second thought… nah, not really.

By: Dragongirl1127, Champion to the Dragon Queen/ President of Save our Dragons/ Member of the Coliation to Save Chuckles and Stop the Madness/ Pikachu

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:07:04 +0000

By “it” I mean Invader Zim.

By: Dragongirl1127, Champion to the Dragon Queen/ President of Save our Dragons/ Member of the Coliation to Save Chuckles and Stop the Madness/ Pikachu

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:06:16 +0000

Nice avatar!!
It sucks that they canceled it.

By: Chewy

Chewy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:47:02 +0000

notice the 4 leaf clover in the top corner.

By: Iusuallylurk ♀

Iusuallylurk ♀ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:08:55 +0000

Quick! Give him the -

By: 5 Eagles

5 Eagles — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:04:02 +0000

Clear your cache and history etc. Log back on, first box it should come up.

Tom the regulars are very sensitive about a lot of things and subject matters. I screwed up once and apologized and still some are still pouting at me, in other words quick to kill slow to forgive. Some loss for some because i have just as much to offer them as they have offered me. i am a human being not a troll. Trolls are in the wonderful stories Dragon writer writes and publishes.
But hey I am being nice to you so you be nice to me LOL.

By: Iusuallylurk ♀

Iusuallylurk ♀ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:00:46 +0000

*concerned that Brewski lost his mind and the pants may soon follow*
*gets camera ready, just in case*

By: Iusuallylurk

Iusuallylurk — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:50:12 +0000

*snork*
I don’t think the trolls will be, but Brewski might be missing his pants by then.

By: ZigiSamblak

ZigiSamblak — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:46:29 +0000

Somebody set up us the bomb.

You know what you doing?

By: 5 Eagles

5 Eagles — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:45:42 +0000

that was funny captain.

By: jam

jam — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:32:48 +0000

Nobody was playing anyway.
*squeeze*

By: jam

jam — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:15:13 +0000

I did four because the police stopped me.

By: Vintage.t

Vintage.t — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:32:28 +0000

GRENADA !

By: Construct 8

Construct 8 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:19:48 +0000

Hey, are you that druggie from Wir Kinder Vom Bahnhof Zoo? He was called Detlef! That explains the trolling.

By: millalala

millalala — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:15:46 +0000

That’s a genious name! Not even Barack Obama could have won if his last name was Loser…

By: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:57:11 +0000

You may want to consider changing your name first, Mr Loser…

By: Olur ♂

Olur ♂ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:44:13 +0000

*throws a couple of *’s up around my previous post*
*is concerned that the verbs will somehow disappear without *’s *

By: rose

rose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:42:18 +0000

this is hilarious, and reminds me of the guy that ran in the election around here for congressman i think… his name was Todd Snitchler… haha

By: Olur ♂

Olur ♂ — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:41:00 +0000

Goes to recon CERN’s alleged anti matter production…

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:36:32 +0000

You know at first glance, it looked like you said the trolls would be naked…

By: Pwnage

Pwnage — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:36:32 +0000

Hope that this loser’s rival would pwn him.