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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?’
The girl said, “NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
Oh and FIRST!
Lolz nice u make me laff
did he die?
*sets up claymores*
*fetches more clay*
*sets up bunny sized cannon*
*fetches bunnies*
GRENADA !
Ahem. K@? No feeding, please.
awww ok. *puts cannon away, scuffs toe in the dirt* I really wanna use it though….
Sooner or later trolls worth battling will show up (even then we like to use wit and humour, not weapons). But these? *yawns*
Obama Sucks!!!!1!!11!!11
Milkshake?
I’m a troll. AARRGGGGHHHHH………..
Wow, it’s like a real troll is in the room. What bravado, what a performance, what impressive intellectual depth!
It’s better than the others. Not that they set a high standard.
Hey Brewski. I can bring the Debriefing Cart from ICHC if you want.
Morning!!
Heheh. Well, it is a Friday, so strange things sometimes happen… but I’m doing okay, thanks for asking!!
{{Maus}}
Hey, are you that druggie from Wir Kinder Vom Bahnhof Zoo? He was called Detlef! That explains the trolling.
awwww just one, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssse?
That means you were last too.
I’d vote for Oliver, I always vote for the loser.
*votes zigi*
*votes against zigs*
Do not take off every zig.
Somebody set up us the bomb.
You know what you doing?
And the girl went out, got an advanced degree, and lived happily ever after.
Until she killed herself
in a freak fishing drinking and farting accident
That was what they believed at first, but………..
As opposed to a normal fishing drinking and farting accident?
I prefer the term fishing drinking and farting “events”.
Holy shit!
*slams heels*
You’re alive!
eh? I’ll have you know I’m “mostly” alive. Which is to say slightly dead.
JAWOHL!
*slams heels again*
Ahh. Now I understand. I just registered and got myself a good, real avatar, but I guess ICHC thought I seemed nazi-ish at first.
Nice avatar!!
It sucks that they canceled it.
By “it” I mean Invader Zim.
Blogspot: post blogs that nobody is ever going to read!
watup blud?
Hi Jason! how are you. Myspace is like that too.
*replaces “.” with “?”, sneaks away*
Hi Jason!
Do you know about your relative on lolcats? “Skwrrlgrrl” has a very similar avatar. At first I thought you lead a double life!
You can recognize those auto-generated avatars??
*starts to get concerned that Arthur is spending too much time on Failblog*
*has that concern for quite some time now*
*Is generally concerned that everyone is so concerned.*
This doesn’t concern me.
*walks away*
*Is concerned by Leila’s lack of concern*
I concerned that you are concerned by my lack of concern.
*concerned that Brewski might know the auto generated avatars, but not he more obvious self generated ones*
*is concerned about the concern over Arthur*
(Morning all!)
*wonders how this concerns Mal*
(morning! and *squeeze!*)
*squeeze*
I think I may be done impersonating you Mal. Maybe. You should be concerned.
As far as I’m concerned I feel these concerns only concern Arthur and some smaller business concerns.
*concerned about Brewski’s inability to discern one pink flower over another*
*Is really concerned that brewski has had one too many.*
*concerned that I am losing my mind*
*squeezes Judy/Leila/pink flower thingy*
*not really concerned about anything*
*realizes he’s concerned that his liquor cabinet is understocked*
*schedules a trip to the liquor store after work*
*Has Ritalin*
*Is unconcerned*
*Gives gigeoxy a shot of adrenaline*
*Is concerned about what he has just done*
Goes to recon CERN’s alleged anti matter production…
*throws a couple of *’s up around my previous post*
*is concerned that the verbs will somehow disappear without *’s *
*concerned that Brewski lost his mind and the pants may soon follow*
*gets camera ready, just in case*
skwirrl, show up for 1pm (PDT) fail and we’ll roll out the red carpet! Trolls will be nuked before then.
Oops, 10am PDT, 1pm EDT, US time.
ooo red carpet? but drat! I have a dr’s appt at 1 pm EDT. Can I be fashionably late?
You know at first glance, it looked like you said the trolls would be naked…
*snork*
I don’t think the trolls will be, but Brewski might be missing his pants by then.
Ah, so that explains why somebody said to me “shut up, skwirrlgrrl”
Thanks for clearing that up, Arthur, I’ll check in the lolcats section.
She’s been here^^.
All FWGs are Loser.
‘Really’, that was very funny, It was really funny.
Erm ye – and then he died in a mass of filth due to having no wife to clean up after him (because most men are hopeless but NOT ALL MEN!! Admit it though – they are, because they haven’t been taught and they aren’t natural home-makers. There was a survey done in which men who had a wife were much happier than those who lived alone.)
The woman lived happily ever after forever. She got a decent high-paying job and did only a tiny bit of housework, with no man or children to look after so she could concentrate on her needs. After all, she said ‘no’ in the first place.
Sorry but that was really one of those sexist jokes that really piss me off. I had to offer the other side of the story.
Oh ye also she could fart whenever she wanted too ^_^
Honest.
….and probably very true!
can’t be a real loser, check how the hands are trying to get at him
*waves*
*squeeze*
They’re trying to catch the liver he’s losing.
hahaha!
maybe he has two baby arms growing out of his chest
conjoined twin?
could be one of those parasitic siblings controlling his actions for the crab people (taste like crab talk like people)
or maybe just a little tiny brain person, like the ones that play music in the radio?
LOL and turns the fridge light on and off
And act on the television…..theres thousands of ‘em!
and they watch me when I’m changing!
*whispers* they are in the CCTV cameras too!
If you listen closely you can hear it saying “Quaid. . . Quaid. . .”.
What do you change into, Granny?
Something more comfortable.
Not sure- but I did notice some lycra, and something leather and strappy earlier!
a strapping young lad lol
or are they reaching up from a pit of despair?
don’t even …*cough cough* don’t even think about escaping
It’s better than Oliver Face?
before or after she has oliver closeoff
Oliver bases belong to me!
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Because we like you we won’t.
was just about to say that Arthur!
*squeezy squeezers*
(Afternoon Arty)
Hi jam!
(Arthur, please.)
*squeeze*
Sorry Arthur, got carried away this morning!
(Thanks VV)
*squeezes Jam, k@ and Arthur*
morning/afternoon to you.
And Granny!!! *extra squeeze* need caffiene….
everyone gets *squeezes* today
woo hoo!
*squeezes!*
*slides in between orders*
G’Morning!
*Squeezes*
Good afternoon, fellow non-trolls!
*squeezes*
And a Wonderful Friday Morning to you!
Did somebody say squeeze? Good morning everyone.
Good morning! *squeeze* how are you today?
Not bad. On my 2th cup of coffee so things are improving. How are you today?
Trying to get my courage up. I’m driving my daughter, son and 4 of their friends to the theater later. I need caffiene, and other liquid courage. Diet Coke maybe?
Yeah! Movie time! You get the Diet Coke and I’ll get the popcorn.
Don’t forget the bacon lube.
searches for jujubees. mmmyummy
*jumps out of the Jam suit*
*spews granny flakes all over Axeman’s hairy axe wound*
*sprays*
HAHAHA!
Granny, you’re priceless.
yay! I got a spray!
woo hoo!!
*jumps around on troll remains*
Hi everybody! The following reply is directed at a troll whose posts are now deleted. Sure, you who reads this thinks I’m talking to jam, but I’m not. Thanks for listening.
.
Hi Nervsack. Are you aware that all your annoying, boring, dumb and stupid comments will be deleted? You will be gone completely in a couple of hours, all our conversations will look normal (apart from this reply) and it will be as if you have never existed. You, Kacksack, are just wasting your time. You might as well go away now and find yourself another website to pester, where your post will not be deleted. So bye, bitch!
Häßlicher kleiner Totalverlierer.
*checks axe wound*
*checks post above*
*checks axe wound*
I don’t think that word means what you think it means
*laughs in advance because soon granny will be talking to me*
*giggles and squeezes Arthur*
*squeeze*
*blinks sleepily*
*rubs eyes*
*sends email to Emily*
*goes back to bed*
*thankyousqueeze*
Hey! It worked!
*laughs ‘cuz it looks like Arthur is talking to jam*
DW, the list is going to be long today. *sigh*
Thanks for taking the initiative.
*Squeezes Dragon*
Dream of vast libraries filled with gold embossed leather bound first editions.
WANT!
On second thought… nah, not really.
A fan?
suck my granny flakes down you little freak
yeah you like that? yeah I bet you Yezzir yes
twat
…and this will also be a laugh!
this could sound a bit strange yes hahaha!
Have you seen yesterdays fails again? Hilarious! I apparently told jam that she is sexually frustrated and cudles goes mad on WIK, the Moomin and himself.
Whops! *d
hahahaha! will have to check it out
And czuch told velvet that she’ll be banned.
That does look funny doesn’t it?
Hi WIK *squeeze*
Too many trolls!
school will be back in session in about 6 weeks, we must endure!
I laughed so hard! Madness!
*squeeze*
Madness? (I won’t do it.)
Hey you, don’t watch that
Watch this!
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you’ve come in off the street
And you’re beginning to feel the heat
Well listen buster
You better start to move your feet
To the rockinest, rock-steady beat
Of madness. . .
THIS…
IS…
FAILBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kicks random troll down a pit*
Granny! That’s not a very nice thing to say to Arthur!!
Ahem! As opposed to Arthur saying it’s NOT Friday? Do you know what that does to ones fragile psyche?
…and why are we addressing the t****l?
*Removes one “*” from Leila *
Hehe … thank you. (perdonami)
:Oops: Ho dementicato a chiedere tu prima de fare qualcosa. Pardone me, ou mi scusi se voi.
(I forgot to ask you before doing anything, pardon me, or I’m sorry if you please.)
:Opps: *
… This is just not working out for me.
Thanks AE.
Grazie mille. De già due giorni che abbiamo comunicato in italiano.
Does that mean something in English too?
Not sure. It’s just funny to me. I don’t know why.
Failure With Gumption?
Bravery malfunction?
No. Failed While Generarting a pun-run.
R there any spare r’s?
Sorry no r’s. Would you like to buy a vowel or spin again?
Sorry jam … ’bout the pun-run.
Nobody was playing anyway.
*squeeze*
Only fail if you’re one of those english speaking morons who doesn’t know any proper languages…
Höhöhöhö. Nicht wirklich.
Are those clean ö’s you used there Arthur? Remember what happened to them the other day.
*squeeze*
Gotta go.
I have the freshest ös around!
*squeeze* See you!
Freshest öss around? A bright career as carpet layer is awaiting you!
I did work as a carpet layer years ago!
That is true. We have hole places inspection every two days. But that’s not only a hygienic thing; it’s also important for customers. A company leaves a much better impression when their worker’s hole places are clean!
That’s a quote, by the way.
I wonder which idiot said that.
)
(
Dawgwa ingwababan!
Kind of hostile in here today. I’ll come back later. *squeezes to the nice people*
yeah piss off!
just kidding hahaha *squeeze*
That ain’t the way to talk, bitch! (
)
*squeeze*
You total Loser, f*ck off! I’m coming after you!!
Thpppt! Not scared of you Brewski! *hides in rolling file crate*
*carts crate down the hall* I’ve got to go for now. I’ll be trapped in the van with the boys, mija and AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Emimem and if I am blessed, Evanescence. If I’m not back by midnight, send the calvary, please.
*sets watch*
*prepares tranquilizers*
Quick! Give him the -
Hm. That was a lame attempt to imitate what all our threads from yesterday look like, after the troll posts were deleted.
Did any of you notify the authorities? I didn’t bother yet, assumed others already have.
Dragon did. But why don’t you also? The number has increased since then.
I did too.
I did three. Then the police stopped me.
I did four because the police stopped me.
Flock?
Flick?
Flack?
Frock?
Frack?
FECK!
Ferck?
Farck…
Frock!
Fleck?
♪ Oliver the other losers use to laugh and call him names.♪
Would you like a light up nose with that song sir?
No, but I would like the copyrights.
No problem, but what exactly am I going to do with this crate of light up noses?
Repackage them as ET fingers. Make a fortune!
Cheers Jam- Awesome idea
*starts repackaging*
*adds feathers to repackaging*
* Tosses several ©©©© up to Jules *
Nice!
Just FYI: Yesterday I was fortunate to refresh at the right time. Saw the dumbass posting his usual crap – and the next second it was deleted. I assume that was happening often. Fast kills by the FB Gods!
You are the best Arthur. (Rephrase, one of the best.
FWG FTW
WTF – FWG?
I thought by now there’d be a whole list of Finely Worded Gestures.
Fick With Granny?
French Whores Gesticulating?
flapping wimpering goat
Can’t express your crappy sentiments in the real world?
He’s got one out of three right…
Don’t make us guess! tsk.
I admit, for some occasions he’s got two right.
Arthur, I keep telling you. Your bum does not look fat in that.
Not even in that, huh? *sigh* I’ll stuff it with a pillow!
I was told if you have a fat a** it is supposed balance you body from the front half nudge nudge wink wink so no more. Like women who have a nice bum balance out their nice Br***ts. LOL.
That is not where the real prize is Eagles…
So, where IS the prize?
The mind. Easiest of communicable traits.
LMAO ELof the R. Do tell.
No joke, I was serious. I learned this here actually, from the wiser ones. When you are talking to a person of the opposite gender the easiest things to gauge are personality and intelligence level. You can have a shy one who will not talk. You can also have one that is literally unable to continue a conversation. So as I said the real prize is in the mind. (Would like to credit Dragon and AA on this).
Fills With Glee
Fabulous Working Girls!
Flying With Giraffes?
I don;t know what party he represents?.
And what do the two hands reaching up from the bottom are for?,are
they trying to claw down the sign or up in praise for the man on the sign?.
Man in The shadow.
There stands a man dark in the light
he wonders if things will be alright.
Stands, sits then ever quiet he leaps.
There stands a man light in the dark
he wonders the color the sky at night.
Sits, stands then leaps up to the quietness of the land.
There in a man in the shadow.
PJW dizzhna kazii
A poem I wrote for my book of life, about my journey in the white man’s world. I put it up today because it is about men/women in the spot-light the actions they make on people around them, so they must walk in a good way.
Hi Eagle! Ignore the moron ^^.
The party are the “free voters”, a non-established grass roots party. Not very succesful at most times.
Oh, and speaking of poems: Can someone please write one starting with “O liver loser…”?
O liver loser,
Spent too much time,
Around the boozer,
Drinking wine.
*applauds*
His name was Oliver loser,
At life he was never a winner,
He was an evil abuser.
His victims got thinner,
Because he never gave them dinner,
The only meat that they licked,
Was his 4 inch d*ck.
When they passed away,
He would chop them up small,
Send bits to the press the next day,
And make a scary phone call.
Morning A.E.
We have the same sort of here in Canada plus the marijuana party.
I think you should start the poem and we all could put a part in.
5 eagles your avatar OPF?
shoots self in foot…I mean OFP
Was the sound of the shot POF?
Did you FOP over when you did that?
OPF?
Oliver’s Army will make sure he doesn’t lose.
the little ones down below?
I’ll pretend you’re talking about the little hands there.
Oliver’s Army is here to stay.
And I would rather be anywhere else but here today.
O.T. May I consider a fail that the student league against depression is called “Students Against Depression” (SAD)?
http://www.studentdepression.org/
Those crazy Germans…
)
(mornin’ Arthur!
Idiots, all of ‘em!
(Morning!)
I just found out that Oliver Loser has made a flyer before the election with 14 (!) mistakes in it. One of those is a misspelling of his son’s name!
Dissention from within perhaps? Or the print-shop employees didn’t like him.
Did he spell his son’s name “Looser?”
(Morning everyone!)
Morning oh green and bacterial one!
Morning K@ *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Mornin’ squeezes, Friday folk!
‘morning Judy!!!
Or Loosier?
I had to urbandictionary that one…
Or his real name is not loser, everybody calls him loser for all those mistakes.
At least his name isn’t “Rainer” (= pure). By the way, did you already register to aiki’s website?
Really? Very interesting. I climbed Mt Rainier in Washington state. It’s named after a person, but the meaning is also fitting in this case.
You mounted Rainier? Too much info…
It was purely satisfying.
I love hiking but I don’t know if Mt Rainier is one I can tackle.
I have never been hiking, we’ve got no mountains!
What’s that Aiki’s website thing? Where can I get one?
Clickie
Go to Where We Are. You have to register first.
Holy hell there are a lot of people registered!
I think it’s so very cool that he has the map thingie.< (technical term.)
Mr.Cuddles lives like 15 min from
I am impressed he embedded it in the webpage and everything! I was thinking it was just going to be a link to someone’s saved Google Maps.
So, I’m going on a road trip next month, and I will be passing by Leila and SB!
WIK, I will wave as you go by.
Hairy: clickie
Register, then click “Where are we?” on sidebar.
But, but, but… Ok.
I know that site! It was on a topic ‘cool sites’ from a webdesign forum
Let’s register.
*ponders Mt Washington*
Don’t bother. You must have legs to climb it which you are totally lacking.
If you mutate new legs, it’s a fun but crowded climb. Personally, I don’t like getting to the top of a mountain only to see crowds, cars, little old ladies, etc. And a bazillion people do Tuckerman. But it’s pretty.
I heard a lot of mounts are turning into that, I heard even Mckinley is like that. Basically a lot of mountaineering companies are will to take your money and as long as you can walk they will get you up the mountain. I hear even Everest is getting crowded.
I am seriously considering Rainier, I heard it wasn’t to hard, for a 14,000ft peak. I have not done any peaks over 13,500ft. I almost bagged Mount Humphry’s (14,011) in the high Sierras, but got chased off by a thunderstorm 1200ft short and never got a chance to go back.
Jules, highly recommended. It’s not technical, although does involve a lot of glacier travel and areas with frequent rockfall. So you have to be experienced with rope teams, self-arrest, crevasse rescue, etc. Or travel with a guide service. And while it isn’t hard technically, it is one of the most brutal climbs in the lower 48 from an endurance standpoint. I was in phenomenal shape when I climbed it… but it really kicked my ass. I’ve never been so tired. You gain climb almost 2 vertical miles in elevation in 24 hours.
Altitude sickness can also be a problem due to the large elevation change. You start at sea level and 2 days later you’re at 14,400. I was getting sick on the way down because I slacked off a bit on my pressure breathing.
Mt Adams is spectacular, and is easy. It’s the second-highest peak in Washington behind Rainier. Glacier peak and Mt Baker are also great climbs.
I am not to worried about altitude sickness, since I spent over a week long hike in the high sierras (12000-13000ft) without any problems. I rock climb so I have good experience with rope work, but have not done anything with crevasse rescue or any glacier work.
I am getting light headed just thinking about it.
*holds Leila*
Me too…by the way.
It’s not the elevation as much as the rapid change. It takes the body time to acclimate, and Rainier is a very rapid climb. I’ve never had problems above 10,000 before, that was the only time.
We had to drag one guy on my rope team down the mountain (short-roped him). He could barely walk. Half the people in our group didn’t make it.
Note to self:
acclimate befor trying Rainier.
I got to see Mt. Rainier two weeks ago from Alaskan Airlines. It was beautiful. I was on the wrong side of the plane to get a picture, though. I thought I’d get a pic on the return flight, but wouldn’t ya just know it, the pilot took a slightly different route. (Yes, it actually did not occur to me that they would not run the outgoing flights through the same corridor as the incoming ones!) I did get to see Mt. St. Helens on the way back, and then I was so stunned, I forgot to take the picture.
Election prediction win!
Self-fulfilling prophecy win.
First!!!
Pfffft!!!!
*shakes head*
*puts head back in pants*
*thanks leila for great hand job*
duh.. common swiss name.. but pronounced differently.. uh.. like ‘bowser’
I like racing in bowser’s castle.
*throws a turtle shell at Leila*
*tosses banana peel in front of Mal.*
*spins around and off into the lava*
Nuuu!
*spins and ends up in lava*
Happens every time!!!
[POW]
Did you just throw a blue shell @ me?
Lol. Ginger hair fail.
schwanzloser xD hirnloser i guess he got that in school all the time
Has anyone even noticed that it’s FRIDAY???? *squeeze*
…and ‘morning everyone!
So, did he lose?
You must be mistaken there. It’s Tuesday.
Holy sh*t. I must have really overslept.
Haxored destroyer!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!
ALL YOUR HAXORED BELONG TO US!
*smacks evil Brewski on the head*
Stop that!!!
*SQUEEZE*
TGIF
*squeeze*
TGIF back @ ya!!
Damn snooze button!!!
Here’s my Boobie!!!!!
*Squeeze!*
*squeeze*
*whispering* Please tell me it’s Friday. Please!
*Shifty eye’d look left then right*
*Leans in and whispers*
♫Monday morning feel so bad
Everybody seems to naaaag me.
Come on Tuesday I feel better
Even my old man looks…good.
Wednesday just won’t go,
Thursday goes too slow
I’ve got Friday on my mind♫
It’s Friday, sweetie. No worries.
Thank you Anniebunny!!! I didn’t want to have to re-do this whole week.
Happy Friday!! *squeeze*
Looks saggy
*looks @ the girls*
Most definitely NOT!
Is ok, I will still suck ur nipples.
*whacks pops with oversized mallet*
Only I get to do that!!
Oh, wait… maybe not. Sorry.
Hmmm… *considers Brewski over Troll* Hmmm…
I would rather have YOU, Brewski to do that because you are an all around nice guy.
Haha, Brewski’s ways of protecting you are hilariously good
I am going to bed. Wake me when Friday arrives please.
Knock Knock, I think it’s Friday, but there appears to be an issue with the time space continum, so you may want an extra hour in bed.
It was nothing but constructive criticism…right?
Leila, now that you’ve graduated with certificate for pun-runs, I think you need to take remedial Haxored training!
I knew it! Where do I sign up?
Oh GAWD!!! Did I just ruin something? *panicked*
Silly Leila, GAWD is spelled R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D.
It could be worse Leila- I appear to have broken the first law of thermodynamics- I think I just left a bit down the back of the sofa- but I am really not sure now- everything is going a little wonky.
*pats k@ shoulders* It will be okay. I will bake some cookies for us shortly.
Happy Monday all!
Mal!
*squeeze*
Don’t traumatize Leila, she’s a bit disoriented today.
Et tu Mal?
FAIL FAIL FAIL, and the winner is… LOSER?
Hmm, my comments won’t show, am i banned too?
ah, now i see, the jizzword is banned
Spanks the Axeman
let’s put it this way then: I think the smegmaman is cool, leave him here!
berry good!
What ever happened to gasman?
he farted.
Bend over and I’ll show you who farted.
I’m glad to see that more and more people enjoy the salty taste of sp*nk
Liquorice ftw!
You could not have been alive when Hammer made that.
When does school start again? *sigh*
Not soon enough. Poor teachers…
My school starts on the 8th of September, I’m finally going to graduate next year
Congrats! But, I wasn’t trying to get rid of you, Hairy. *squeeze*
*considers donating money to lobby for year-round grade schools*
*considers donating money to lobby for year-round grade schools on an island*
♫ Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
He’s a loser but he still keeps on trying! ♪
get a live
…animal, torture it to death, eat it.
this actually is the comment below, there’s benn a nesting problem
Arthur, you forgot to shag it first!
get another avatard, i can’t stand this one!
I wasn’t doing that, I was advising. And since TOM’s impotence is obvious I wanted to spare him the humiliation.
that’s too high for me
muahahaha on the comment below
There’s no comment below. Just this and the vast nothingness of the Internet.
That is 1 beautiful sentence!
And that isnt.
and that lacks an ‘
And that lacks a capital letter at the beginning of the sentence and a full stop.
It’s against grammar rules to put a full stop behind a single ‘
Who makes the rules?
grammar people do!
And that lacks a capital A and a . .
hmmm
how do you get those avatards?
Go to gravatar.com and they will give you an assignment to kill somebody, follow all the steps and you get one!
Hairy – that’s a troll.
nope, there’s no such thing as a troll
To TOM, if they ever ban u for being ‘a troll’ unplug ur modem for 5-10 minutes…..Hey presto!!! New I.P address = no ban.
why would i unplug my modem?
ok, got one, now how do i do to make it appear on my comments?
Clear your cache and history etc. Log back on, first box it should come up.
Tom the regulars are very sensitive about a lot of things and subject matters. I screwed up once and apologized and still some are still pouting at me, in other words quick to kill slow to forgive. Some loss for some because i have just as much to offer them as they have offered me. i am a human being not a troll. Trolls are in the wonderful stories Dragon writer writes and publishes.
But hey I am being nice to you so you be nice to me LOL.
Good morning everyone
fck oofff
asss wwiiiipe
some months ago one could write F*uck here, why is that banned now too, where’s the liberty of speech and expression?
Hi FSA! Ignore the infestation.
Ok… *squeeze*
Why are there so many trolls today?
Hallo FSA- *squeeze*
*squeezies*
♪ Schoooools out for summer… ♪
Ah, that sounds like some good old Alice in Chains!
Or maybe it’s troll hatching time.
*squeezes*
Not yet for me. Final exams are in a week (tuesday, wednesday, thursday) then I’m out of school.
School’s out.
infestations are difficult to ignore because of the stench
‘morning FSA! Happy Friday!!!
Happy friday *squeeze*
Nice certificate.
Thanks! I earned it.
If he wins he will create a huge paradox. He cannot be an all over loser if he wins an election.
A huge time paradox? *waves*
*spumks on cake*
No just a paradox that a loser is in fact a winner. *waves back*
hmm, explain: how can am Emperor be leader of the resistance, since by definition he’s got the power? Do you resist yourself?
I was voted high Emperor of the resistance. I resist what was already out there.
The resistance doen’t have the right to vote!
How does a resistance function without a leader? Terminator should have taught you something.
their leader is self-proclaimed, not voted. BTW i downloaded terminator and it turned out to be terminator”s” an excellent and utterly brilliant movie
Ya, I still got to see it. Not all are self proclaimed though. Ghandi was chosen as we was doing well on his own.
He ate too much though
Now I recognize you as a troll. No more further questions, your Hono(u)r. Oh and no comment.
WIN!
*high fives leila*
I am hoping Malcite would bang the gavel here.
*Sigh*
Will. Should not have changed the tense of my sentence mid sentence.
I didn’t know you could bang a gavel. I would like to see that.
I knew watching porn was a bad idea for you.
?? I just made a joke, that’s all, you’re allowed not to laugh if you don’t find it funny, but from there to calling people trolls? questionable!
See below.
*spu*ks*
are you the same sp*unker than on the other posts?
no the spu*kers are rising
Seems to me the troll infestation is getting out of hand.
Does everyone – the non-troll variety – remember the petition?
Yes…
Yep. But sometimes it’s a bit difficult to decide who is a troll and who isn’t.
*spumks on the petition*
Well hello there?!?!?
Hi
How are u today?
Im very well, how are you?
I’m upset
Oh no, i’m sorry to hear that. Why are you upset?
Trollism. People are being trollist towards me and my kind.
Dont worry about them, they are just sad lonely fools who fear something they should embrace.
So wot u iz tellin me iz dat deez peeps r retarded!?!
LOL MUHAHAHAHA
Now that’s interesting, so you ain’t a troll by nature but because the others decide that you are one! That reminds me of nothing good!
They want to make me into a slave.
I think that distinction should be getting clearer now.
I don’t know if I can hold out until September…
Until AFTER christmas! Oh wait – what were you talking about?
Damn, I forgot about that rule. Guess I’m not getting anything from Santa this year!
Catch Santa the moment he has to bow when he’s entering the chimney again…
(Have a look at yesterdays fails where you used the obscene words!
)
Hahah, wow. I should really watch my temper.
It looks like you really don’t like me!
He also hates himself and the Moomin. You’re in good company!
*squeeze* Of course I do! And don’t ever doubt that!
*spu*ks on mr.cuddles moms face* HA
School starts late this year too. Labour day is late.
♫Wake me up when September ends.♫
Please tell me you’re joking.
I could, but then I’d be lying
*squeezes both cuddles and gigeoxy*
Thank you; that was needed! Maybe their parents will enroll them in summer camp!
*squeeze* Good morning FSA!
do you need a help me hand?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the petition.
good appetition
*pulls out petition and summarizes*
Do NOT feed the troll
Do NOT acknowledge the troll
Reply AROUND the troll’s comments
Wait for said troll to be banned
Rejoice!
Sign here please
*signs*
*signs there*
Cake for all!
*Snoopy Dance*
CAKE!!!! Yummmmmmy!
o.O’
*spunnnks*
*signs*
Yes, but the temptation to destroy is running high.
Some of ‘em are playworthy.
Todays troubled trolls?
Tomorrow’s elected officials?
You just made me sad and scared at the same time!
The creepy look into the future…
I would find them playworthy if they said something of significance. *sigh*
something of significance. NOW PLAY WIV ME BIATCH.
The problem is we get so many of the INsignificant ones that they clutter up the page.
True.
…and so we wait.
…for redemption or cookies.
We may have one Avis, but once I identified him/her, well s/he hasn’t done much more. Arguing the sensibility of me name. (This is for you) Pshaw.
for me? sorry if i bothered you, but allow me to note that your sense of humor isn’t much developed. I got the massage an i’ll leave you alone now!
No massages for trolls here!
captain, you MUST NOT reply directly to IT.
Okay, I know. But sometimes I just can’t resist the urge…
*Leilamode*Go to your room, you can come out after you have thought clearly about what you did */Leilamode*
*SNORK*
*snorklol*
Ouch…
Hallelujah! My name changed back to “Pirx the Pilot”!
“I believe yeu have a MASSAGE here feur me.”
that was funny captain.
Here’s the issue, if we are having a serious conversation and then you mock the whole situation, well it is obvious you are just trying to get a response. That is the main trait of a troll, do not put the onus on me. It was your response that was the issue.
P.S. No one massaged you.
my response? you mean my ghandi joke? Well i found that kinda funny. It is possible to have a joke in a serious converstion and continue seriously afterwards, isn’t it?
You continue to mock someone who did so much for a nation. There is a time and a place for joking. It is not during serious conversations, or when a conversation takes a serious turn. You do not steer it away with an off hand joke like that.
well, that’s discussable. my opinion is, it’s ok if it makes you laugh. Might be some subjects are too serious to laugh about, but this one? I don’t think that Ghandi would turn around in his grave if he was still alive to read this. (oops, another joke). Sorry i just can’t help it. Have a nice day nevertheless.
Ok, Ill bite one more time… Ghadi was a national hero to a people, any sort of mockery is unacceptable. It would be like insulting mother Tereasa, or princess Di. It might not be on the level of insulting Christ or Mohammed but it is still bad. The other issue that identifies you as not a regular poster but rather a troll is the rules you tried to impose. You come in on your first day and state that we the failbloggers should make a deal with the trolls. If we stop writing actions then they will agree to stop coming. Firstly this is not a universally bounding agreement as new trolls would not know of the rule. Secondly can we trust them to obey this rule and finally you cannot simply ask a society to change how they go about things. It doesn’t work that way, we have a way we go about things and that makes us who we are. We like the way we are and are not going to change on the whims of others.
yeah, let’s play with them!
problem is, if you only keep people who say something significant, you can close doors, ‘xept if you think *squeez* is significant.
let’s make a deal with them trolls, they stop infesting if we, i mean, you, stop putting text between **! Agreed?
*agreed*
*thinks for a moment*
Nah, forget it. Our team of holy FB warriors is way stronger then all the trolls.
*Swirls*
You forgot an ‘e’ in your *squeeze* and ‘e’ and ‘c’ in except. I can’t agree to any terms until you learn proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
nah, that’s written spoken language, that’s fine the way it is!
Written spoken? Is it true that writtenspokenenië excists?!
Cuddles, you are wasting your time here. Come join the concerned Failbloggers group above. ^^^^
Fail Peeps paying more attention to trolls more than they are the petition. *sigh*
I love you leila? Much better?
I love you too Leila.
Power to the Petition!!!
♥ u too Boobie and Emperor.
eDeath to Trolls!!!
Did someone say troll?
is he died?
A brilliant solution would be to convert the trolls to civilized christian inquisitors!
Aannii all I hope you all have a gooooooood day stay well.
Hope that this loser’s rival would pwn him.
this is hilarious, and reminds me of the guy that ran in the election around here for congressman i think… his name was Todd Snitchler… haha
You may want to consider changing your name first, Mr Loser…
That’s a genious name! Not even Barack Obama could have won if his last name was Loser…
“I think we all remember the ill-fated 1944 presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. It’s just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldn’t get past the name. And the moustache.”
notice the 4 leaf clover in the top corner.
That is pretty funny.
Unfortunately, most people who will see the poster in Mr. Loser’s home country won’t find it funny, because they speak German. To them, the name is pronounced Low-ser, and the word doesn’t mean anything.
It’s more like ['lo:zer], the glide is not pronounced like in English.
But I’m sure that just by looking at it many younger Germans would also interpret it the English way
You are right. ;>
Haha, what a loser.
Dammit, this one is from Ulm. I used to live there…
Oliver Loser: Laziness! Thievery!
ist er tot?
This is from Germany. Loser is a german family name and has nothing to do with the english word ‘loser’. It has totally different meaning. But its funny enough for failblog. (of course)
lol yup, for the ichc community its great
Fortunately, this picture comes from Germany – and in the German language, if “Loser” doesn’t exist, “Löser” does though, and means “Someone who resolves problems”, so it’s quite a good name actually !
anyone else notice resemblance to the 4chan symbol?
Oliver Loser is such a normal name in Germany. It has nothing to do with the american word “loser”.
I bet he got bullied at school… =/
I Wounder who will win ?