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Go … stop … go
It’s not uncommon for traffic lights to transition back to red by having the red light switch on before the green light goes off. Otherwise it’s just an indecisive traffic light.
I am very glad computer controlled objects are not indecisive!
*looks around in paranoid fashion*
did he dead?
Drop Dead Fred!
is fred ded?
Fred’s dead, baby. Fred’s dead.
Freds baby is dead?!!? I shall send him some flowerz. *sends flowerz with note attached* “sorry that your only baby is dead”.LOLZ
Shutter speed win. Plus photoshopping it helped.
Shutter up Marty. LOLZ
This is not at your house unless you live in Okmulgee, OK… I took this and the top was flashing and the bottome was solid green.
cjust2006……..you live in a special town. Thanks for catching this and sharing it with us.
This actually happened. It was on my best friends neighbours sisters street. It made a big car crash happen, cuz ppl were going when they should have been stopping. 33 ppl died, they are just not showing that part of the picture.
Lonestar! I am Your Father’s Brother’s Nephew’s Cousin’s Ex-roommate!
…. Wel What does that make us?
Absolutely Nothing!
Moomin Imposter! Alert Alert!
oh wick, do you love Cliff Richards as much as me?
Vegetable rights and peace
I know of Cliff Richard, but the rest….what????
Isn’t there usually a yellow in there somewhere?
nope no yellow, just blinking red and a solid green light. I was driving home from work when I took this… Didn’t know what to do other than California stop…. Barely stop the GO!
No, this was outside my house. Green light steady, and red light flashing actually. VERY confusing…
or MAYBE!
I once met a prostitute in the RedGreen light district. Jokin XD
Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…Go…Stop…
I LIKE MEN
red or green ones??
It’s fake, you can see the puppet strings supporting it.
If only the light showed its true yellow belly.
I think that if you are able to comply with the stop and go commands, then you can throw caution to the winds.
Always important to obey your traffic signals, no matter what they are telling you to do.
That traffic light is telling me to do things, horrible things.
Do what you must.
*poo’s in the emperors open mouth*
That poor guy named emperors. Man he must hate when people deficate inside his mouth.
Apparently the curly one shits apostrophes.
Not only that his crap is possessive. Hee.
What in HELL is WRONG with you people??
EVERY FAIL POST THAT’S OUT THERE, you have to have some sort of emote encounter.
Oh look, a fail of a cat!
FIRST
*hugs first poster*
*squeezes prior poster*
*gay sex* LAWL
It is NOT clever, it is NOT funny, it is NOT cute. It is damn irritating. For hell’s sake, CUT IT OUT.
Stop complaining. We call it “life”.
The thing is, I search the comments looking for if people think it’s a photoshop or explanations of dual fails or etc.
All I get, however, is worthless walls of text posted by people who should be hanging out in chatrooms or facebook or maybe even youtube.
Why would you look for people who go “PHOTOSHOPZ!!111″? I don’t get it.
Never mind. Hey Welsh: It’s photoshopped! Bye!
Welsh, why do you think that you can change the culture of FB with a toxic rant which insults everyone? If you’ve read the comments more than once or twice, it is obvious what you are going to see the next time you come–pun-runs, silly conversations between friends, the occasional troll. If you have a legitimate question/comment about the fail, post it respectfully, and you will probably get a positive response. Otherwise, don’t even bother looking at the comments section.
just because they say its Photoshopped doesn’t mean its true. I say your comment was Photoshopped am I correct? Nope so QED, they are incorrect as well, they are in fact just trolls.
No no – I read it on the internet!!!
I read that Obama is actually the Doomguy in disguise, and he’s giving all his money to BFG9000 development.
It’s the Internet, so it has to be true!
CTRL + F will help find photoshop comments. or you can simply take a chill pill.
NOW YOU ARE ONE OF THEM… STOP DOING WHAT YOU HATE THEN AND LEAVE.
Life needs a beer.
*turns* Hey life, you want a beer?
*listens*
Yeah, he needs one.
They’re telling me I need to assassinate my dog.
Wait, that can’t be right…
Are you Dyslexic?
Yes I am Lysdexic, why do you ask?
dsyelcix ma alos I
You must be part of DNA. National Dyslexics Association.
So I’m really supposed to shoot my god? That makes more sense.
And is yet so much les disturbing than trying to kill your doggie- anthromoporphic entities being immune to lead.
I’m part DNA, part cheesecake.
*eats the cheesecake part*
NOOO! My cousin twice removed!
*squeeze*
Dyslexics of the World Untie!
I think that means you should stall the car.
*exits bank with money bags in hand, shouting* Stall the car! Stall the car!
*puts car in stall*
*rubs it’s belly, feeds it hay*
Do you want oats with that?
*offers wild oats*
*gets syrup out*
Halloah DrB – would you like me to turn those into flapjacks?
Oooo flapjack! Does it come with fruit?
*pulls out trough of gasoline*
That’s right guzzle it down.
I had heard that Mustangs were gas guzzlers. . .
You would i m a g i n e that, considering its (horse) power.
yup, got a fair old gallop on it!
Make sure you don’t over do the trotle.
don’t worry it cant (er)
Ze boobs were contained within zebra
That is so uni-corny.
Stop horsing around.
I AM GOING TO CHOP ALL OF YOU UP AND MAKE YOU INTO GLUE. *neigh*
That’s not a common thread for horses to make.
Damned horse just quit on me way out in the high meadow, probably ran out of gas.
Still they’d wanna be careful, lest they foal over.
Even if they do fall over, if they do it mareily they should be fine.
Just as long as they don’t bale on you.
Ya. You wouldn’t want to graze a knee!
*throws money in the back seat and climbs on Moomin’s lap, starts writing stickup note* I’m such a procrastinator…
LOL! I didn’t think of it that way, I just did California stop…
Should I stay or should I go?
If you stay, there will be trouble.
If you go, it may be double
So you gotta let me know…
Should I stay or should I go
If you stay, there will be trouble.
If you go, it may be double.
So come on and let me knowwww
Should I stay or should I go.
You should go, your not welcome here.
I say go for the stay!
And also… sorry for ruining your song.
*smiles*
♬ If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me.
Uhuu no baby please don’t go…♬
Your ego? LOLZ
It means get out and walk!
I don’t know whether to stop or go!
go
♫ I’m ready to go right now… ♫
♫ Now I’m back, from outer space… ♫
Two hours to outer space and back? Wow!
Damn this colorblindness.
But weren’t you struck colorblind for using the word “damn”?
Erm- I thought you went blind when you did other things?
You’re thinking of Venetians.
It’s hard to see anything with that thick smog and 800 degree surface temperature.
You’re thinking of venutians.
Are they the ones you can eat?
You’re thinking of viennese.
I like deer. But i dont want to hunt it myself.
You’re thinking of venison?
I like to sail.
I’m staring at the ceiling and thinking of England.
Not of the Phoenicians?
the Venitian deaf?
The ventriloquist’s deaf.
aren’t they dogs though?
You’re thinking of pekinese?
But I don’t want to play a game with children!
Not even hide and doan’t seek?
O well as long as the charlies dont get us we’ll be fine.
Those color blindness tests are getting a little hard core. Hope you can see red XD
*sees red*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*is blue*
*is green with envy and mold*
Fluffy you might have ick. They make drops to clear that up.
I see purple, is that right?
Only when u draw back the foreskin.
*headdesk*
U got trolled.LOLZ
You are ridiculous. What does lolz even mean? laugh out loud z….. This does not make sense, you are a joke.
I think it insinuates falling asleep after laughing out loud.
it is a plural version of “lol” it is like “lololololol,” but much easier to write. “lolz” implies something is extremely funny, while “lol” implies it is only mildly funny.
*fits G36C with M360 grenade launcher*
*Lines up SL9 for sniper shot*
*organizes a deckchair by the pool for when she’s had enough of the camo gear*
You choose.
Go or Stop.
UP!
You do have to go in order to stop…
It’s a caradox.
Please start the car before stopping.
I carn’t believe you’ve car’ed to conceive another cart of auto quips!
Seems to be the traffic light’s version of a glass half full or a glass half empty.
You know what that means…
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Add more alcohol.
Would you be referring to pure ethanol. That stuff will get you tanked in no time.
I only use 89 “proof” in my tank. Gets me the best mileage for the night.
Oops. Just covered my desk in cola by dropping fizzy cola bottles into my diet coke. It fizzes a lot.
Just so you know.
Duly noted. Oh and *Squeeze*.
So it is a fizz and not a bang……just checking.
Yes, it’s divisible by three, not by five.
Oops. That was Fizz-Buzz. Ignore me.
Forgot coke bottles were there and just choked on one.
Am off to get a clue.
I don’t know whether to go ahead an enjoy this fail, or take my time and think about it first.
Can’t stop, gotta go!
*waves*
Both, you must take your time to go ahead and enjoy this fail. Hasn’t the traffic light taught you anything?
I love a good paradox.
When you say ‘paradox’ it is obvious that you mean ‘penis’.
*Looms* over Emperor, Leader of the Resistance.
Who are you looming over? You loom, but then you said over Emperor, Leader if the Resistance. Oh is loom your new favo(u)rite word? If it is you are wearing it out too quickly.
Sorry ELR. I will do better. I was just practicing that’s all. What is the opposite of “looms”?.
unpicks?
doesnt loom. LOLZ
Fruit of the?
… broom.
groin. LOLZ
lurks
…if the Resistance – what?
…if the Resistance Fails, its back to cooking at Burger King.
“o” and “i” be close on the keyboard. Sorry about that. *Is sick*
Bukkit is not a good idea today.
*squeeze*
Get well soon!
Second day in a row actually. I wake up feeling like I am on fire. Dizzy spells and all. I take an Advil, then I go on here. Worst part is my parents are getting their parquet floors resurfaced, so I have to stay awake and check up on the guys every so often,
*Replaces “,” with “.”*
Swine flu?
*Jaws theme*
I don’t think so. Just a bad bug going around my house. I don’t get sick often, but when I do it is bad enough to make me stay home from anything. I have realistically sick only 4 times in my life now. Sick enough to make me bedridden. When I had an ear infection when I was younger, once when I threw up in the middle of my class on a desk. Once when sars was around and now.
When I get sick I immediately abandon all contact to others and stay at home for three days. If more people would do that, diseases wouldn’t spread so easily.
swat the bug ….
*hands emperor fly swat*
AAAAAHHHHH!!!! SWINE FLU!!!! EVERYBODY SAVE YOURSELVES!!
*runs around screaming and waving arms*
*slaps*
Get ahold of yourself.
Unfortunately arthur some people are married to their work, some people can’t afford to stay home and there are those who believe in working through it. I only stay home when I am really sick.
Didn’t say it was easy or fun, emp.
Ya that’s true. I say the best way to stop most diseases is to get as infected as possible in your early years. That way you have enough antibodies for a while.
It could always bite you in the ass by killing you off if you get too sick.
Both, or niether. I don’t care.
well i’m gonna go for now and stop next time.
Mim wage or hier?
I know this game!
*speaksinoneword* “redlightgreenlight!”
Hey all. I gots a new avatar like it?. Yes no yes no stop go.(poem).
Needs more eagle
*Looms* over The Moomin.
*weaves his way out of the thread*
You guys are warped! I knew I should’ve weft this thread alone!
All’s wool that ends wool.
Bo-ring!
*YARN*
I’m sure we can string this one out.
Knot sew sure, but we can
tietry!I see we’re our real pretend selves.
awww come on who else can we rope in to make this better?
I think I can string it along a twiney bit more.
Accordingly so.
Not me, I’m frayed.
Don’t make me hide The Moomin all day again.
OH MY GOD – I killed your thread.
*marshmallow-scented squeeze for hiding me yesterday*
Nice eye by the way.
and the punchline is …
“Cuz my brother lives around here”
and he might be coming the other way?
I’m guessing a ‘long’ exposure by the camera, taking advantage of the american traffic light sequence so that both green and red are lit (but at seperate times during the exposure). This would be best done in the twilight, hence the colour of the sky, and the brightness of the lamps.
(brightness of the lamps due to long exposure, not the time of day)
I am guessing you have a box that takes images?.
On top of that if would have to be going from red to green, not green to red, or else you would get the yellow light too.
Even worse this guy/girl would have been stopped at a green light. Not to realistic there Frank.
The light spectrum for red is yellow I think.
That is just what I said, there are more fails on FB with the green and the red light on.. This is the best picture since the light are not to bright and the sky is not to purple. The red light was on longer then the green one though. Because you see a red glow around the light.
Are you a photographer frank?
too*
Ah the burnout light
STOP! Hammertime!
*fetches hammer*
*breaks marks skull*
*walks off whistling*
What’s with the violence so early in the morning!!??
“Photo Shopped” LOL.
Maybe you should turn that gun around. hmmmm?
This is not photoshop, it is fake though.. If you look closely to the sky you see that it is slighty purple. That means it was dark or almost dark.
Just set your shutter speed on 1 second and take the picture when it’s about to turn green, the film in your camera takes all the light that comes in the lens in that 1 second. So when you’ve got the 2 lights switching inbetween that second both lights are on in the picture.
You forgot to divide that by PI.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pi!
I am not convinced Hairy. Put that in a quadratic formula and let’s see what you got.
2,134
Sounds correct then.
Agreed.
You can go now.
No, STOP.
It’s ok, go.
Wait.
Go
Stop…
*turns around*
*turns around*
What?
*turns around*
*turns around*
Ok bye,
*turns around*
*turns around*
*grabs guitar and strikes some flmenco chords*
AYAYAYAYAYAY-AY-AY-AY !
A
Film???
Why? Whats behind me?.
A TROLL!!
Says who?
who. LOLZ
There are traffic lights that switch from red to green like that. It means “get ready to go”. It’s for crowded intersections.
Nuh uh! Really?
*wonders what the light in the middle is for*
Third party candidates.
The middle light is for those people who can’t decide whether to stop or go.
Pro-choice trafficlight.
It’s a plot!
I IS A BULL!
CHARGES*
Green or red?
Red bull gives you wingz. LOLZ
I’m disappointed that you didn’t eat me.
*slowly turns around and leaves*
I’m the proud owner of a schlong, therefore the common term for what you’ve been thinking about would have been “blow”.
Must. Get. Coffee. WAKE UP BRAIN!!!
If you drink your coffee and wake up
your brain…you will have no choice
but to face the harsh reality
that is Arthur!
RUN!!!
Leila couldn’t eat you….we’re out of ketchup!
Did Arthur say what I thought he said??
Ohhhh…my….
*collapses into chair to compose himself*
Technically….he typed it, but yes!
*fans Brewski*
He did…my brain is still trying to process it.
Errr… what did I say?
*whispers* I can’t say it.
This has to be in Texas.
Is that mandatory?
Absolutely!
Texas is strange.
To say the least.
I concur…..especially for a Brit abroad!
I thought Brits abroad are always in groups and drunk? Would they realize?
I try desperately to not actually conform to the stereotype- so still remember my time there very well.
*shivers*
I know what you mean about the stereotypes… If you’ll excuse me now, I have some towels to put on deckchairs before anyone else is awake.
LOLZ. *salutes Arthur*
*hands lederhosens*
*retreats*
*drives up in dualy pickup truck*
*climbs down from truck wearing stylish cowboy hat, snakeskin boots, and oversize belt buckle*
Howdy pardners! Care for a 32-oz ribeye steak, with a heapin’ side of smoked Tejas sausages, and a sixer of Lone Star beer??
* ^^^ “dual wheel pickup” ^^^*
*POUNCE*
At least you have your clothes on today … for now.
Morning Leila!
Guten tag, Arthur!
Hallo Brewski! Wie geht’s?
Danke, und dir?
Scheißtag…
Zank you, but I vill ztick to my Jerman zauzages.
*eats sauerkraut*
*organizes something*
*builds an engine*
*invades Poland*
*shaves off Arthur’s small square moustache*
…and what a zauzage it is.
Damn socialist Europeans! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
*energetically waves US Flag*
*eats McDonald’s Big Mac with fries*
*buys lots of cheap Chinese-made crap at Walmart*
*spends all day on couch watching “reality” shows*
*invades Iran*
*requests old brewski icon back
*
Oh, I almost forgot:
*drives Humvee 2 blocks to buy a 6-pack of Budweiser and 64-oz Super Big Gulp soda*
*borked his face laughing*
Damn that cracked me up
*gets drunk*
*pulls football shirt over my head*
*does a Basil Fawlty German walk*
*throws up in a bush*
*goes home to drink tea with sticky out pinkies*
It’s funny because you’re sexually frustrated.
Sooner or later you’ll have enough money to afford a hooker for half an hour. Hint: Try to find out what to do before you meet her. Or him.
HAHAHAHA!
*cries with laughter*
mmmm meat w/ a side of meat yummo!
This stoplight is facing the classic dilemma: “Should I stay or should I go?”
*wishes he had thought of that*
Hard decision!!
… Title fail. That’s a STOP light, not a street light.
Technicalities aside, LoL!!!
Indeed, a streetlight is a light on a stick that helps you see at night.
Haha. I just felt like being a pain. Even so, it appears that no one else noticed that… but I just skimmed the comments so maybe I just didn’t see it.
Clicky! The video artist in me, feel free to leave a message at the contactpage.
Nice! But I’d say you should capatalize your name on the first page. And maybe use larger fonts.
I didn’t capatalize my name? Woa! But I like small, it’s professional and big fonts make users think you underestimate them..
Thanks for the feedback
Also: “if you have any questions…”
Thanks, I’m not that good at English.
That’s bullshit and you know it!
Well.. I guess my English is fine.. But I’m not that good at copy writing.
.
Is that any better?
I’d say you’re English is excellent, especially since you’re young.
Thanks, Arthur
Agrees with Arthur ^ there. English is not first language either. You are doing very well Hairy.
English is my 5th language, actually.
1) Dutch
2) Papiamento
3) Safety
4) ?
5) English
…and a period after contact page
I will stop now.
No please don’t, there is nothing wrong with feedback
I’m going to change everything I agree with in the feedback.
1)Saint is mispelled on Education page
2)Graphics is plural and you have it as possessive on Productions page. Should be graphics
3)On Productions page, I am never sure if you ever should start a sentence with ‘And’. Maybe someone here can help.
4) August should be capitalized on About Me page
Okay, that’s it for me top of my head. Hey, if you still want to keep the font small, perhpas a darker font would do?
1) Saint is not misspelled it’s the name of the school
2) I’ll change that right away.
3) I’m not sure either.. Arthur?
4) That needs yo be changed, and it also says I’m on Aruba now.. But I’m back in Holland now.. So I need to changed that.
A darker font might be smart, not to dark though..
Thanks Leila!
*squeeze*
3) Safety. Apart from that… *shrugs*
I removed ‘and’, that’s safer in the third place.
God bless female creativity!
Can i get an Amen?
Amen.
I’m sure no one will read this, since I’m so late. But, it is perfectly acceptable to use ‘and’ or ‘but’ to begin a sentence, except, perhaps, in a formal essay.
I do believe the font needs to be a little larger IMHO, otherwise, nice job. Are those shots of you skateboarding?
In the 5th movie I am
,
*scratches cruch*
*yawns*
*scratches ass*
what’s tha??
Hey, that’s sweet!
Who’s the skater? Amazing what a watch can do to board control
Just a friend of mine, in the other video I’m skating myself
Props man! Some neat tricks, for sure.
Done some skating myself.. Not for 4 years, though.
Thanks! 4 years? does my site say that? I’ve been skating for 5 years.
It rains every day..
I still do, but the weather
What’s up with this summer?!
April was like July, June is like April…
Yes, and January was like the north pole.. Minus 19 :S
No, I don’t think so..
What i meant was; It’s been 4 years since i skated.
It’s actually quite sad, since there’s an indoor spot (or what it’s called) about 10 min walk away from my apartment.
Yes indoor spot
Oh, you haven’t skated in 4 years, I didn’t get it.
In SA we call it a robot
You call my comment a robot?
It’s not the robot he’s looking for.
He’s looking for Wall-e?
how Lucas? is thet you?
In Soviet Russia robot calls it YOU!
.
…Sorry, had to say it.
but is it a win or a fail or a winfail?
*falls down confused*
*gets run over by a BMW*
BMW WIN!!!! (Someone had to…)
*Audi swerves out of the way and crashes into a ditch*
Audi fail!! (Someone had to as well…)
Exploding Audi Win!
Who is this Nigel Planner?
Hey Leila!
He plays just your type! He’s the hippy in an old British comedy called th young ones (Moomin was posing as Rick Mayall also one of the actors)
*raises eyebrow* …and what, may I ask, is my type exactly you silly granny? Hmmmm….???
Neil from the Young Ones.
…who really should refresh.
Can’t say Planer than that!
So… do I stop or go… or both!?
Stop.
:8
*storms through brick wall of FG’s stinking rat hole and breaks his legs and arms*
…AND THAT WAS…JUST…A…WARNING !!!
*still likes Czuhc, even when he’s angry*
My apologies to jam and to you, too, czuhc.
I think this may require intervention… do you want to notify the moderator so we can block this guy’s IP?
??? about yesterday ?
I guess that’s ^ what YOU wanted to do to me at the time ?( referring to the breaking etc…)
*squeeze*
don’t granny don’t granny
stop granny stop granny
don’t stop granny!
*runs away*
*doesn’t stop granny*
*licks spunk*
*slaps FG and SMFTF*
sorry Jam
*squeeze*
He’s not a funny guy. I said so in the last fail.
I suddenly feel the urge to shower.
Morning Jam!
It’s vaguely comforting to see the avatars back to normal. Although it was fun to see what people looked like. Quite the eventful 2 days here on Failblog! We make peace with lolcats, and then all expose ourselves!
*squeezes to granny*
*fails to notice any other posters in thread*
Afternoon, thanks Brewski.
It’s interesting to put faces to personalties and see how wrong you are about people.
I think real faces unnerved me a little to be honest.
*squeeze*
*missed the real faces*
*squeezes to Jam and Brewski*
I saved a copy of them all and so did Skwerly !
thought it was fudgy guy
*jams rusty pole up not-FG’s ass*
Thanks for your support Granny. He’s really not worth your effort though.
methinks you’re firing blanks there
*cheers granny*
GO GRANNY!!!!!
Well good thing I didn’t post my pic then.
I did hold up a framed pic of me to the monitor however and I didn’t get much feedback. I wonder why?
Leila – we all just laughed out loud, didn’t bother to type it out for you.
OMG!! BIG BLUE EYE STARING AT ME!! Too close!!
Good morning everyone!*gets out a pringle pack*
Hi, how are you today?
*squeeze*
Not too bad. Final exams are in a week then I’m free!
Wait – there are exams before someone gets out of jail?
Ya to see if they were keeping up with current times. Cmon arthur shirley you knew of those stipulations. You must score at least an 80% to get out.
I hate tests.
once you pop…..
(hello!)
*waves*
You jus’t can’t stop… Unless you’re Chuck Norris.
*waves*
my ass hurts
Pull your head out.
*high five!*
*high five*
try not talking through it
ahahaahahha
lulululululululululululululululuululululululuululululuululululululu
did it die??
*pepper sprays*
Now go to your room!
I think I might over to lolcats. They get a better class of troll there apparently.
Do we count as trolls there?
Not if we play nice.
They’ve said so and seem quite welcoming.
jam, you will do no such thing. Just remember to press your IGNORE button.
*squeeze*
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Class and troll never go together.
Nooo! Stay! See it as a initiation (not that that’s needed anymore). I think several regulars had that stalking problem. Although yours is particularly boring…
*squeezes Arthur and Leila*
Thanks guys.
*squeeze*
it will severely dehydrate and then suffer from zinc deficiency – smile and wave, just smile and wave.
Hurray…trolls are out of middle school…
Suddenly I like the idea of boot camps. Mandatory boot camps, that is.
Or pepper spraying the little turds…
…with habanero pepper sauce.
mmm Dr.Pepper and hotwings
I hope you get water boarded.
Waste of water.
Win!
Noes! IDS FAEK! PIXESL!, FAILZ!!1!
*Wonders, why this always makes me hate myself a bit*
Anyone else notice that it is a traffic light fail?
Hahaha, nice pick-up! Still, you’re looking pretty observant atm!
That sign must be a female…
Horrific Accident WIN!
Street lights originally had only red and green, not yellow.
Simultaneous red and green was thew equivalent of today’s yellow light, then the green would discontinue, leaving only a red light.
These “red-green” traffic lights existed in parts of NYC into the 1960s.
Could this be equivalent to dividing by zero?
…not sure if someone already said this, but that actually means someone’s crossing. i’ve only seen that in one town close to where i live, they’ve got a crazy intersection and when it’s red and green it means cross.
Mind if I join in? I’m not a troll, I like an ocassional hug/squeeze, and I think Welsh needs to contact an exterminator to kill the bug that crawled up his/her bum.
*squeeze*
I hope you are not the last mimsy.
This is called a protected left turn, idiots.
Why? Are they endangered?
Catch 22 WIN
that must mean that it is stop and go traffic.
Go but go slowly.
In Louisiana Green Means Go: Yellow Means Go Faster: Red Means You Should Have Sped Up Sooner. Sooooo….Guess This Means Go Fast!
it just divided by 0 >.>
We are Go for Stop.
I have a similar picture…the light was stuck at solid red and solid green for a half hour or so. It was messy, as you can imagine.
You could take this photo at ANY stop light.. just hold the exposure open long enough for the light to change from red to green. Lame.
But I DIDN’T take it at any stoplight… There was literally a storm the night before and the green was solid green and then the red was flashing. I LOL’d!
Also, it wouldn’t have been a fail if I did that. I wouldn’t have found the humor then to upload it. You took the fun out of it. Lame…
Yeah, this is more of a driver fail. Flashing green and red has a purpose. Go back to traffic school before you get behind the wheel, buddy.
True and false. Most places would view this light configuration as something seriously broken. There are places in the US where you can see this, usually as a warning that a light is about to turn green (so they can get a head start?). I recall somewhere in greater Boston being one of those places.
CAPTION FAIL! It’s not a “Street Light”; it’s a traffic signal. Street lights are what come on when it gets dark.
Photoshopped
Reminds me oh most women I know
Not photoshopped. Totally was broken like this. I live a block away from it and work at the college adjacent to this light.
Actually, to be specific, the green light was flashing but the red was solid. Right after a storm. The surge made my UPS interruptible (my UPS turned off).
And it was the same for each direction, except the green alternated between each direction. They fixed it the next morning but it was definitely broken.
Google maps street view, 4th and Mission Ln, Okmulgee, OK.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=4th+and+mission+okmulgee,+ok&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=66.915969,135.351563&ie=UTF8&ll=35.624399,-95.944043&spn=0.008581,0.016522&z=17&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=35.624484,-95.944025&panoid=UXdEAgC4foRoHI-KqMpnyQ&cbp=12,171.18,,0,-10.37
Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
Looks like a time exposure to me. I’ve taken shots like that in which the shutter is open for several seconds and the light happens to change during that time.
I assure you, it was not; both lights were on. Green flashing and red solid. If the exposure was long, the light would be much more saturated. Assuming FailUploader didn’t mess with the EXIF data, you should be able to see the exposure time.
Should I stay or should I go, now? If I stay there will be trouble, if I go it will be double!
This happened to two lights where I live. To the left turn lane. Red arrow and green arrow were on. Steadily, though. >.>
oh…oh no! WAT DO I DO!?!?!
I would see this as a yellow.
It is impossible for traffic lights (at least those in the USA) to light both green and red at the same time, unless there is major modification.
i dont see the fail here cause the green could also sign the drivers that they can turn right if their on the curb(happens in Canada too)
Lawl at stop & go traffic
That’s just too easy to Photoshop.
It’s probably been said before but this is probably not a fail… in some countries just before the light turns to green I think both lights are lit to prepare the drivers.
should i stay or should i go
Green means go
yellow means yeild
Reds ridiculous, keep going!
Yellow NO!!! Green or Red, there is no yellow