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did he died?
that’s annoying
okay…but did he died?
No, but he did grammared.
meaning he died ?
No he dyed.
u meenz he iz dedz?
Sorry, we don’t talk like that.
he iz notz talkinz 4 evry1z dnt wrriez.
buz youz sez hez diez!!!
zzzzzz ez!!!!1!!!!11!
no but he accidentently a whole box
wow thats amazing but a box of what?
He became immortal before he died
yes, he dumbassed himself to death, now shut up
The intelligence of criminals these days astounds me.
If they made a little effort to be even dumber, they could reach that nadir of intellect that could lead them to start posting “FIRST!” or “Did he die?” here on Failblog instead.
hahahaha you deserve acknowledgment for that insightful comment that is so true
Lol i agree. BUT in all seriousness I heard this guy did died. Did he deaded?
It’s not just “these days”.
WELL NOW WE GOT EVIDENCE!
Idiots existed for ages. It’s just that we have the Internet now, and here we can showcase the loads of idiots on this planet. Millions can LOL at them now, while before only a few LOL’d and the rest couldn’t believe their stories.
haha, my friend did that at walmart when he stole an ipod. i grammed him the money to pay for it, but i have yet to see the ipod he promised me.
Not a particularly remarkable fail.
aw poor guy
He’s-a ina-shit.
And…his name is Greg I-know-shit-ah.
idiot
He left his ID but at least he’s still got his Super Ego
lawl
I wonder if he’ll goes before the judge and say he’s Inoshita.
*^go
I need ny ‘e’ and ’s,’ thenk-yew.
He had no ID’ he would be caught.
Im*gine his surprise when the police cashes him.
He should cheque what he leaves around next time.
He currency what he was doing.
He’ll have to take accountability.
he will “spend” some time in jail
remember,crime never “pays”
To coin a phrase, what a maroon!
He should invest in a good attorney.
ATM, he’s already used his one phone call.
He should purse-ue another line of work?
*grimace*
were there any weapons “withdrawn” in the heist ?
I wouldn’t bank on it.
He didn’t want to risk any innocents‘ lives.
Well, we can give him credit for that, anyway.
maybe he has withdrawn from society.
I guess it just wasn’t the right occascion.
And that’s why we all should use avatars and not our real pics.
GAH!
I felt quite naked there.
I still see your panties, you’re not nude.
You haven’t got your spy cam on today then? :p
It’s broken.
I’ll have to replace it soon.
That’s a tattoo.
Stop giving away my secrets. Tsk!
They’re not yours, they were Victoria’s!
She’s been debriefed. They’re mine now.
You took down her particulars?
I slowly lowered her particulars, inch by inch…
G – String her along why don’t you!
I like to take my time, thong kyew very much.
This conversation is pants
*feels*
yup.
So we’re not using pictures of ourselves now? I best get a new avatar then.
See, I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me.
*Morning squeeze*
The red band on the tophat is photoshopped.
*squeeze*
OMG!!! It’s… it’s… fake?
You’re not the Moomin I thought you were.
I wish I could be so flash,
As to carry off a red sash.
I am in fact deeply uncool,
Sorry to make you feel a fool.
I’ll give you a fact,
With my usual tact,
The band does not matter,
The Moomin is better.
*tickletickle*
I’ll partake in this session
and make a confession:
It’s true what you feared,
I’m sporting no beard!
What went through my head
When I first read this thread
Was is he alive
Or is he dead?
You know things are awry,
When trolls say “did he die?”,
In the form of a rhyme,
Strange, yet sublime.
He’s dead Jim.
Once upon a time
I committed a crime
Spent ten years in jail
Because of this fail
Don’t listen to him. Using your real pic is a better way to meet men. Or women… *wink*
Well, I did do some girly bumming this morning.
How you doin’? *waggles eyebrows*
Who are you people?
Apparently, I’m jamspoons ^^.
Twice today already.
*sigh*
I want to make a spooning joke, but it seems so obvious.
(Good morning!)
What’s funny about spoons?
*looks innocent*
Nothing. Nothing at all.
*looks guilty*
Boris Yeltsin playing them?
(found no clicky)
I wooden know anything about that.
*peeks in*
On my way to bed. Just came in to say g’night.
*squeeeezes friends*
*face hits pillow*
…..*drooooooooooooooool*
*shamwows drool*
*squeeze*
Night night.
*Spunks on DWs tits*
For a ‘funny guy’, you’re just not. Now sod off!
Sweet dreAAms, Dragon!
*squeeze*
Nighters.
*sings a lullaby*
G’night DW!
*SQUEEZE*
*sigh*
Sorry, babe.
It was purely miss-communication, I swear!
He must have been all whacked out on Scooby Snacks when he did that.
Zoinks!
Quick Gang! We need to search for clues!
On the off chance this won’t turn out to be the old farmer in a ghost costume like the 483 other cases!
The farmer would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
Like, good one Jam!
He just wanted them to get off his lawn
Jenkies!
Newbie.
if he gets caught he could say: I know shit-a
Know what I’d do? Rob a bank. Demand the cash. “Accidentally” leave an Id on the counter, on the floor, whatever. But it would be someone else’s.
I mean, ID, not Id. Id hardly like to leave my uncoordinated instinctual trends on a bank floor.
He was trying to ask the man(or woman) at the counter out on a date and left his ID?
*rubs cloud*
*makes wish*
*grants wish*
Hi Moom! *hugs*
Hi Mook!
*hugsies*
Anpu is tired of this cliche. Sure, he’s a dumbass. So is the guy who tried to rob a gun store. Now that is a real dumbass. Trying to rob a store, surrounded by a bunch of obviously armed customers, including a police officer.
But this guy. This is just a different type of stupid. While the gunstore guy’s stupidity was in the planning, this guy’s stupidity was focused on the execution. Anpu would never make the mistake of bringing any form of identification if he ever did a heist.
Hello, good morning!
*squeeze*
How is everyone?
Morning Hairy!
Sad like the weather, but thanks for askin’.
*sad, wet squeeze*
Hey.. why so sad? Where having a whole lot of fun here!
Got soaked on my way to work, that’s all.
Damn Audi drivers…
Nah, I’m kitting
(About the Audi, that is. It’s raining like hell here, and has been all day long.)
The weather isn’t much better here.. Rain, rain and more rain..
But since I quit my job I don’t really care
You’re not tempting me now, are you?
Nah, I can’t quit. Only got one year left as apprentice, then I’ll be happy again, I hope
Ok, I quit mine yesterday. I hate everyone there.. I’m currently looking for a new one, what’s your company called?
So i heard, sad story.. Was it a small(er) company?
Things like that wouldn’t happen here, that’s for sure..
It’s called ‘Danfoss Drives A/S’ – We make, mostly, frequency converters for electronic motion-control.
Sad, maybe.. I don’t really care I’m glad I finally left.
It’s not that small.. It’s an international webdesign company.
O.k. is it any fun?
Well, as a school-teacher of mine once said; “If you don’t like doing something, don’t do it.” – Right after that 6 people left the classroom, me included
Have i heard of the company, maybe? What was ‘its’ name?
Making them, or working here?
I do software development, including web-apps.
So i guess if you like coding all day long(plus a bit of slacking on the Internets), it’s as good as it gets.
Maybe he is uber smart? what if its not his ID and police wastes times looking for wrong guy and true criminal laughs watching news?
Sitting in a pile of Moiliilions of moneys?
thats what i first thought,
you dont need to be smart to think of that
We appreciate the Sqeeze but coffee would be more welcome.
*gives coffee*
Who replied on a moderating comment again?
Nobody!
First sign of madness you know, Hairy!
Know what?
know thanku
Nobody Owens?
*Fades*
That’s a grave comment Czuhc.
It’s a trick don’t you get it? He stole someone else ID so that the police will be going after that person instead!
damn.. where’s my ID?
But if it is a trick then wouldn’t it be very easy to track him down?
ya pleze!
Does anyone else see the WIN in his name… “Where’sa my ID cardo? Damna, I’m INo-SHITa!”
Nobody saw that.
*checks comments*
Nope, nobody!
Yep, I saw it.
What a nice gentleman this man was!
It’s one of those Gentleman Robbers.
This give me an idea, if I ever decide to rob something I will make sure to leave a fake ID behind, the cops will be completely fooled
This should at least be an epic fail!
BTW, I like this passage:
“[...] robbed the bank at about 2:24 pm”.
Well, this is a MAJOR FAIL!!
dont get it…
plx explain!
who ever wrote this article fails. they put “police said” before and after the last sentence in the article. i went to school in Hawaii i know how bad the education is there
D’oh!
Pretty lame that it says “, police said.” all the freaking time.. Think we know it’s the police after first time..
if you want to rob a bank- do it properly for jails’ sake. if not- you better just turn yourself in.
Did it occur to anyone that it might be someone else’s ID, and the robber is not Gregg Inoshita, but someone else?
Gregg’s inolotoshita now
When will criminals learn to:
#1 Leave your state ID at home when planning to commit a crime
#2 If you fail #1, leave your state ID in your car
#3 if you fail #’s 1 & 2, do NOT take your state ID out of your wallet during the crime – There is absolutely no reason to.
Although I will take this all back if it turns out he stole someone’s ID and left it there to throw off police… making it a super criminal WIN! (doubt it though)
Gregg really Innoshita
I read about a guy that used his own deposit slip as a note for the teller. Gregg’s brother??
No, he’s Inlottashita.
see this is what happens when you mix americans, with japanese, ppl who are incredibly stupid, and overly honest.
god soooo manny wanna /b/’s in this bitch. STFU WITH THE “IS HE DIED?” stupid asses.
did he live?
Whats a good way to frame someone else. Make a fake I.D. of someone you hate, and leave it on the desk, then sit back and watch them get arrested for something you did…hmmm…I should try that….(lol jk)
DOUBLE FAIL! The the article makes it sound like they want to return his ID card
I’ve lived in Hawaii for 3 years, and honestly, this doesn’t surprise me.
I’ve lived in Hawaii for a few years now, and I don’t think there are any more stupid people here than in the midwest, the East coast, or anywhere else I’ve lived. I’d be offended…but the Island’s apathy has gotten to me. Another year here and I wouldn’t even reply…
Hear, hear!
Yeah, at ABOUT 2:24, not 2:23, nor 2:25, about 2:24.
i live in hawaii XD..i heard of that..
It’s actually supposed to go:
Yes in all lower case!
did he died??!1!
If you’re going to be annoying, please at least be so correctly!
You have to add those exact punctuation marks too, or you fail harder than a person face planting!
Stolen ID card?
thats right,so police looking for a wrong person.i got it too.i cant believe it his id.he made it on purpose
i got it straigh away when i read!someone innosent gonna go to prison for him now.thats a pity!
Gregg’s In shitta!