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Well, it probably was the best answer,
Does that also include your Facebook?
That will take on a life of it’s own. Making friends all around the globe, eventually reaching various world leaders and reaching world peace. Once it has done that it will realise its power and take over the world now that it’s in a weak unarmed position.
It will reach Kevin Bacon in seven moves or less.
Is that really all you want to do here? Every day, again and again?
Is that petition for ignoring the trolls still going around?
Trolls? Where?
Look upwards and slightly to the left.
Oh how they hover above us
It’s like watching an alien ship pass over your house….
I ain’t getting probed again.
*Pushes Guns, Roses out of the way and runs back inside*
BTW, that’s one of my nightmares: Aliens land, abduct me, fly with me in their ship around the universe, do sexual experiments with me (I have to shag alienettes) and then they bring me back… and noboby believes me!
Ya know, you kinda get used to the probing after a while.
I believe you. But you’d think such intelligent and technologically advanced creatures far beyond our scope of understanding would do more than just fly to random Earth locals and sodomize the population.
Oh well, must be a coming of age ritual of something.
Maybe they’re just having fun? I mean, for us there’s no need to run after a ball, right?
Have you tried it yourself? It’s actually pretty fun. ^^
That’s what I mean, Axl.
If I could fly around the earth and randomly sodomize people I would consider my life complete.
Like Hugh Heffner?
So, did she die?
Hugh Heffner lets the sodomize-es come to him.
If the girls weren’t bunnys it could be “sodomice”.
Gives a whole new meaning to “slip her a Mickey…” then …
Good God, does this place need boards or what?
may i make a suggestion?..RUN!
It isn’t. *looks down scope of M107*
lol
Why wouldn’t it?
No, Facebook keeps existing for ever – you can even update it from hell. Heaven, on the other hand, has no connection to the Internet, whatsoever..
So, generally, think before you pray.
why would heaven not have internet? what arr you a christian bashing internet troll? just think about it for a sec, what do you accomplish?
or you just have no sense of humor….lol. anyway i think you need to have something real to say before you comment on random stuff…..that goes for most of the people were also.
plus…..i am pretty sure that after a few years of no one using an account it would be deleted my the admins…seams logical yes?
Allow me to introduce you to a little thing called “humor.” -Slips on a banana peel-
WOW. maybe YOU should grow a sense of humor before you go attacking ppl. Do ALL christians have a problem spelling, or is it just you?
no, not all christians, just most of them.
And most jews and muslims, thou i’m not too sure about buddhists…
At any rate: he was not insulting christians, he was insulting heaven.
Are you so insecure in your religion that you flip out like that over a little harmless comment?
He wasn’t insulting heaven, have you ever heard of someone who died updating their status? Yet for some reason there are like one million Adolf Hitlers on facebook O.o. So obviously hell has internet.
Though I agree with the customary bashing of the idiot, you should probably learn to spell yourself before insulting other hilarious screw ups.
y r u being such a f*****
Maebbeeeee, lol jokes
I’m not sure whether you are bashing heaven or the internet LOL… either saying that heaven isn’t cool enough to have internet (I disagree here) or that the internet is a thing of evil (way more likely).
BTW no one can really know until they get there, but I don’t know of many who have gone and then returned sooooo we can chalk it all up to opinions here.
and the truth about opinions is everyone has a right to them but that does NOT mean they are right HAHA.
You all make me laugh.
So when the owner of failblog dies…….Nooooooooooooooooooo!
ROFL, XD
Would somebody please reply to me so I know I’m still alive?
HAHAHA!
*squeeze*
Thanks, Jam!
*squeeze*
I’ve been validated!
You’ve not been validated, you’ve been violated.
Roflmfaopmpl!!!!!!!!
WIN!!!!
I didn’t reply to you, so as far as I’m concerned you’re dead.
*takes scalpel and drill*
Now I hear that those chips contain some platinum.
Hullo darling,yes you`re still alive and so am i.i,m 75 years old and still going strong.i got stoned on pot last night with my nephew,s boy(17).HAVE A GREAT DAY
I smell shenanigans.
I smell coffee and cigarettes. But don’t worry, that’s what I smell every morning.
i smell napalm … it’s quite early in the morning too. i love it.
Ah how I love he scent of explosives in the morning
I smell money
I smell stuff you wouldn’t want to know. Trust me.
>_>
<_<
i smell sex and candy.
XD
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081002235810AAf2yQr
Well, its the best answer… but IF the answer he said , he believes it? That will be totally fail !!
yea.. it should be a win!
See the questions the fail. :0 But the answer is totally a win
that is a 100% WIN for an answer.
dead link!
i agree. man, some people are so retarted
My-emptyhead-space
Except for the little chip, of course…
{{{AngelPlume}}}
Welcome back cheezpeep!
Hi there {{jam}}! You’ve learned hugs? Or should I *squeeze*?
*wonders who just got squeezed*
Let’s go for *squeezes* here, okay?
*squeeze (AE)*
*squeeze*
We don’t usually put the object of the squeeze in the squeeze. That way there’s no cleanup needed if the person being squeezed dies later on.
I noticed, but with the speed that I type (especially having to assure proper spellification), there’s the distinct possibility that several posts might beat mine to the reply, leaving any squeezes dangling downthread. Though I suppose that’s not a problem, since I’m an equal opportunity squeezer. Feel free to pick up any that linger too long for yourself.
So…the number of {{‘s is the intensity of the squeeze?
Yes, and the person(s) within the brackets is(are) the one(s) being hugged (squeezed).
Thankyou! *squeezes the mog*
Oh, and it was nice to be welcomed right away, when I posted on this LOL last week… http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/05/31/funny-pictures-anger-denial-shame/
Hi {AngelPlume.}
*squeeze*
Nice to meet you.
Hi there, Sidhe! *squeeze*
Finally a fellow feline! Now I really feel at home.
I love the ICHC site for the pictures, but my brain starts smoldering after reading half a dozen posts. So on my way here I just fly overhead and see whats rollin’ with the kittehs.
Yes, lolspeak does take some time and effort to get used to, and to compose, but having done it now for over half a year I find it very hard to post in straight English. But then I haven’t posted elsewhere much (just some reverse trolling, like on here yesterday), so this too will pass.
I don’t want to be able to write like that, for exactly that reason: I fear my ability to write in English would disappear. Yesterday I realized that my facial expression while reading (or trying to read) the comments on lolcats was similar to my facial expression when I bite into a lemon.
That’s OK, AE – not everyone has that ability or desire. I also happen to be an actor in local community theatre, and am often cast as the “character” role. I enjoy putting my head into different perspectives, and find that I learn a lot by doing so. There is a lot of truth to the cliche that you need to walk in someone else’s shoes to understand they’re position. Stay in your own and you only see it from outside, which can be deceiving since you’re still looking through your own bias.
True. But still, I can’t overcome the feeling of disgust when I read lolspeak. I don’t have a problem about walking in someone else’s shoes, as long as I don’t have to torture the language to do so. Having said that: Yesterday the Admiral helped me to understand why you peeps do that. Since then it’s okay for me, even though I admit my tolerance ends at the gates of failblog. No offense intended!
One reason for my negative feelings is an invasion we had to suffer a while ago. Bored High School kids who were incredibly stupid and they wrote in lolspeak (kinda, at least to my untrained eye). That’s another reason why that strikes a nerve when I read lolspeak.
As a former computer programmer I appreciate the lolspeak language. It’s highly structured, yet doesn’t sound rigid when read and is probably very fluid. What I think most people object to is it sounds childish. The people who annoy us here with pidgen-lolspeak would annoy us in any language. That they can also hit a hot button with language choice is just gravy to them.
I can understand (AE) – ICHC has had trouble with kids and other trollish types. And the language (and community) is a little “cutsie,” but beneath the cute is some real empathy and caring for others. Personally, I found the support very helpful in dealing with the death of my (other) cat, which happened not long before I found the site. They helped me through the grief via shared experience, in a way that was completely supportive and non-threatening.
So I guess what I’m saying is that the method of your introduction to it can also be a factor in the level of your tolerance to it, and in your acceptance (or rejection) of it.
G’day AP, Welcome!
I wonder if my chip will deactivate my gravy?
You have active gravy?
I’ve heard of a snack attack, but this sounds messy!
A grave activity, to be sure! Messy = fun, no?
(*whispers* I’ve tried replying up there ^ but a link’s being moderated!)
DrB broke the internets. Tsk!
Yup – sorry! My comments LANded with the mods!
The ICHC way looks kinda like LISP.
LISP?
A very, very old programming language.
And -coincidentally- also a speech impediment.
I believe that the speech impediment is properly spelled LITHP.
win
Very, very old computer language?
Anyone else think that a contradicition in terms?
Can somebody tell me about the cheezpeeps? I seemed to have missed something.
BTW, I was squeezed.
*hugs*
(was that the right thing to do?)
*deletes d*
*and the e, while I’m at it*
Delete the i, and you become immortal.
Continue on, delete the t, and you lose weight automatically.
See the previous fail Czuhc. It’s self explanatory.
*jammy thread squeeze*
You surely missed a lot. Send your patients home, you need to read yesterday’s video fail plus some lolcats… errr… whatever it’s called there.
We were never at war with Eurasia.
*snork!*
yes we were…
A brief summary for you, Czuhc: We started an invasion of lolcats. Dragon and the Admiral made us feel ashamed that we were being trollish, that’s why we invaders apologized there. Some of the lolcatters came over to our place and turned out to be nice folks who are actually able to spell correctly if they choose to. It all ended in mutual understanding, peace, love and harmony. Very interesting day!
I guessed at much and started reading the videofail (which by the way is one of the funniest I ever saw) but didn’t make it through the almost eight hundred comments.
And I was still awake at 1am (California) so I decided to see if I could meaningfully contribute to one of your fails (we call ours LOLs, by the way) before it became a 500 comment monstrosity. No offense, but it took me most of the night just to catch up on the last few fails to get a feel for how you guys do things.
Pssst… The morning fails (this one for me) are less populated. In the afternoon, more people show up. I tend to slink away for the same reason. Ssssshh!
*looks around innocently*
And yet it hit 100 comments in just over half an hour. You guys sure are fast and furious compared to us critters.
300 is a slow day.
THIS! IS! SLOWDAY!
Wedslowday?
I guess we’ll have to get humping with the puns then.
We’ll need all the King’s whorses in all the King’s dens.
Let’s not prostitute ourselves for the sake of volume, k?
Haha, oh this is a VERY bawdy place! I’m glad you’ve brought the drinkies, all the same!
*warms the sake*
THIS! IS! SAKE!
I’m good for a hug or a squeeze. Just don’t squeeze too low.
Lo and behold?
Definitely no holding!
*^Defiant! No, holtering!*
)
(Morning!
Compliant. No bolstering!
)
(Howdy
*Reliant* Some postering?
Robin Reliant. Some tottering.
Variant? Still gottering?
Deviant. Spluttering. *pffft!*
Lenient muttering. *mumblemumble*
no otter things…
*Squeeze*
where are my comments going?!
yay! 1 actually showed up! it only took 4 tries
Myspace Status: Dead
What a bummer!
Is “Sweet!” the asker’s reaction to the answer? I think I would react differently if I’d believe that.
No she seems pretty serious to me. Seems almost happy that the MySpace page would delete itself, saving everyone else the trouble.
Dude! What does my reply say?
No, the coroner deletes it after the autopsy is complete.
I guess if you have to ask, then you deserve a lie for an answer! hahaha!
What if she gets a chip inserted in her baby’s head when/if she gets kids? o.O
She’d be able to locate them when they got lost, along with Fluffy.
That one should never be allowed to breed.
Better make that chip nacho chips then we all WIN.
Authentic Irish, I hope!
Did she die?
soon…very soon
I have lol’ed but not like this.
I think my chip has slipped. I keep getting headaches, usually when I read that kind of question. It’s either the chip or the repeated banging of head on desk.
Too much in-breeding in that ones family.
Yup, know whatcha mean – every time I bang my comments section gets messy.
too much family dip on that chip
We should never double dip?
but always double bag
That causes friction
♫ There’s a fraction too much friction… ♫
♫ in the action of the itchin’♫
Thats a WIN…. the question is a fail… not the answer
I agree! OMG, that never happend before!
It shall be written in the history books.
“On this day….”
I thought it was Funnyboi there for a minute.
*straight face*
The pixels and name didn’t match, so it wasn’t him.
FAIL, WIN. It’s all relative.
Totally agree. That has got to be the best answer I have ever seen, especially as the person asking voted it best answer.
definitely a WIN
it has so much fail, it had to become a win to set things right…
I honestly think this is a WIN. That answer is legend.
does that include undeaddating.com??????
@MRN
tah daah!
Especially undeaddating.com
Granny is being moderated?
No then!
Nope just a goof on my part
curses! I’m canceling my subscription right now!
*cheats death*
*squeeze all*
*falls down dead*
*resurrects just in time tea*
*inserts for*
*cancels all subscriptions just to spite the microchip*
♪ Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection
Send my credentials to the house of detention
I got some friends inside ♪
.
~ Jim Morrison
Granny, you’re the new Messiah? I thought you were just a very naughty boy!
My old Messiah is obsolete?
What features come with this new one?
It has a new improved innuendo button and a more resilient gag reflex.
that’s why my parents always referred to me as Jesus Christ!?
It was probably not death, maybe just some gas or something
Hi Jam!
*squeeze*
How coinkydinkal is that? Mine called me the same thing!
Apparently my name was “clean up your room!” then.
No wonder I had so few friends as a child. My name was *stern glare*
*Was known as Getcha-mother-a-wee-scotch*
I’m going to assume you all have heard Bill Cosby’s bit on this. (click)
Is that the same as addating.com, with the double negatives canceling each other out?
*tries to push technicolor’s post into the thread above it*
I’ll do it.
Failblog fail. Even Anpu knows that this is a win.
best answer win
*looks at the two threads above*
*sigh*
It’s gonna be one of those fails, huh?
win fails?
*squeeze*
It’s a BMW win!
JAAAAAAAM!
*looks sheepish*
Sorry
I love you for that! And other reasons.
Shucks….
*cheesey grins*
*nods*
Why does “BMW” come to my mind?
*squeeze*
Dammit. I’ve got Moomin’s disease.
*sigh*
You’re a Doc so….
Squeezetiasis?
Dammit, now that’s three…I’ve just been trying to be nice to AP!
Relax, DrB. Consider it accomplished.
*squeeze*
Gotcha. Is that your mog in your avatar?
Mog? That’s Angelina, my cat. I usually post as though I were her (personification of the kitteh), but I understand this is more of a human-centric site. Sometimes, when I want to talk about Angie rather than as her, I’ll use “Angies Papa” instead as my moniker (same avatar). But you guys probably don’t want to hear about kittehs any more than you want to talk to one, right? So consider it a melded persona – I’m a cat person, so that works for me.
You’re not the first cat here and we have much stranger species posting here, too.
Moomins, talking pineapples, dragons, tigers and the walking dead. We have a regular freak show going on.
… the Big Ben, a bird, a dead boxer, a butterfly, a starfish…
Oh… and Granny! HAHAHAHA!
*flees*
*hears the tin opener*
You called?
*squeeze*
Almost thought you were going to reference the Object Group Fail there.
*Ahem* Yup.
Ah, sorry, mog is generic for cat in my vernacular! It’s been about 20 years since my last cat…well, I left home and the mog stayed.
*considers it a melded persona^*
So, if you want to delete your myspace account, you run the risk of dying?
OMG! I did that once. Did I die? Eeek!
OMG! Am I a die troll?
Your FB account has survived
Does that mean my face is still alive? Like Spock in Futurama?
Hmmm…I don’t know…you feel like something’s missing on you?
*checks self*
I hope I’m female.
You could pee standing if you were male, though.
Where can I get me one of those? *points*
I want to pee standing up!
Well, you can do that even now. Aiming might be an even bigger problem than it is for men.
I had a clicky, but I got moderated!
Maybe it’ll appear later when it’s completely redundant. 
Here GV… lemme try…
Hell. That was just meant to be a link. Eeeeek. Sorry
If you insert it backwards, it’s a great tool to inseminate your loved one from a distance! I heard there are competitions!
Yes, I don’t want wet shoes.
Maybe I’ll stick to being a girl and do squat.
I don’t do squat. Oh, wait…
Bwahahaha! You are! Hehehehe!
Girls, always using the sad puppy-look… Okay you’re not. Happy again?
*squeeze*
*blows raspberry jam at Arthur*
Pbbbbbbt!
*wipes face*
*Offers Arthur some toast*
*wipes face with toast*
*eats breakfast*
*sprays tea*
*roffles*
i would not no anything yu are talking about talk wit some sense child…lmfao!!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone gets one free pass. I expect to use mine sometime today, too.
At least it will probably work. Now, closing your AOL account – that takes much more effort.
AOL – have you been to a museum?
That’s just it – They still lie there, unused, for millions of people, because they can’t be closed.
Try closing a GEICO acct. using POA…
*long suffering sigh*
*mutters under breath*
Power of Attorney or Prisoner of Azkaban?
Penultimate Orange Attack?
Pressure On Arms? That would stop you!
Power of Attorney. It was too harry a situation to get the prisoner out.
(Morning! *squeeze*)
So… it doesn’t mean Perverted Old Asshöle?
Glad it wasn’t Piece of…errr… donkey.
(Morning to you too! *squeeze* Leave the HP references around for Jennyisbusy later.)
Good morning mid-week fail(blogg)ers!
*squeezies*
You were right the fisrt time though.
Morning all… *sticky squeezies*
Mocha Jo? or tea?
*squeezes*
Ummm… hot chocolate?
I like hot chocolate, but not tea and coffee doesn’t like me!
*slimy sticky squeezes*
♬ You sexy thing… ♬
*wiggles eyebrows*
Are you trying to say something to me today, Arthur?
You’ve already declared you love me.
hehehe
disco reference, jam
I’m only teasing Arthur.
I saw the Full Monty! :p
Did you get pictures? *hopeful*
Yes, with my spy cam in his shower.
Mwahahaha
*slips jam 10,000 internets*
You know I want copies, don’t you?
I just did shower…
Yessir! Oh… you missed a bit.
Can’t afford to use the necessary amount of water to clean every inch every day.
Well, I thought today the Moomin is gone and I have to replace him – imperfectly, of course!
*whispers* You have to start with the ankles.
Arthur that’s sweet but Moomin is irreplaceable.
Absolutely! And SC – that is the Moomins AND my thing.
So I can squeeze anywhere else, just leave the ankles alone, huh? Gotcha. Hehe.
Naaah, I’ve abandoned all jealousy.
…and you mock my AOL comment!
HAA-HAH, you said AOL!
*points finger*
Mocha Jo/Swiss Chocolate Mocha, is my fav.
Id say this is a bloody WIN!!
Oh leave ‘im alone!
this is question fail.
But notice.. the fail is next to her comment on the answer.. not the answer itself!
Yahoo Answers is a treasure trove of stupidity. Go ahead America, keep the world laughing.
only in america….
i feel proud
eh, don’t assume this came from America. It may well have but there are stupid people elsewhere.
that’s no fail…
that’s a WIN!!
Such a chip even sends a message to the IRS to hunt you down in the afterlife.
Well, guys, its been fun, but I should get some sleep.
See ya later! *group squeeze* Goodnight!
{{{{*squeezes*}}}}
*waves*
I think that way you hugged your squeeze.
She hugged an unidentified person who squeezes (??)
I was going for an amalgamation of language. It worked in my head.
What I want to know is… what happens if the curly brackets are lopsided?
I’m going to test on you MRN.
{{{{MRN}
How did that feel?
One-sided?
But if you’re hugged too hard on one side, won’t you fall down?
Not if there’s a wall on the other side.
Jam, you can let go now!
I need closure!
Brace yourself, man! Wait for it…
I like it! You think outside the box.
*Lets go of MRN*
Sorry about that.
Wow, this is most definently a Yahoo Answers WIN, have to laugh at the question asker though. I mean, who cares? Your dead.
… grandmother didn’t have to worry about this.
Hi, how is everyone today?
Hi Hairy! Fine, thanks. What are you hunting?
Hairy the horny hunter
had an enormous horn
*honks*
*hesitates*
*hurrys away*
ah the 3 H’s of viginity
That’s what I like about this site – such alliterate people.
*humps*
*heaves*
*harnesses*
*hurries away*
*squeezes all*
*salutes*
*slinks away for a short back and sides*
It’s not a razor cut, is it?
RAZOR, CUT, BLOOD, SPURT, ARTERY, MURDER . . .
Python? *cries*
*hitchhikes after granny*
*harrasses*
*hisses*
*hovers off*
*handcuffs*
*horsie*
*holds*
*hammers*
*hampers*
*helps to his feet*
*hahahaahah*
*squeeze!*
*hallucinates*
*hacks*
*hiccups*
*Heimlich squeeze!*
*hold me?*
*hugs*
*
humps* er,*hums*
What. Where. When!?!?
*reads again*
Arh.. thought you said Illiterate, my fault.
*blushes shyly*
Soo… your initial sentence was your subconscious playing along without you knowing it? Spooky…
There we go. Got most of my name back. You like?
Yeah, my subconscious always seem to be a step ahead of me..
Or is that the supraconscious?
Ohh nooh!! The string.random-Monster got to me…
Gotta fix that, brb…
*adds loads of ‘//’s to FB’s sourcecode
No, not gullible
Did you know that the word ‘gullible’ only gets 5 hits on Google? Check it out!
Your Google is borked. I get 4 100 000.
Hah! Self-referencing win for me!
See, when I was a kid, someone would say, “Did you know the word ‘gullible’ isn’t in the dictionary?” Then, if someone said “I don’t believe you!” and looked it up, you could then say something like, “Hah! I guess it is, and it describes you, then!”
I tried to modernize it.
*looks up “gullible”*
*gets it*
Sorry to have it catch an English-as-second-language person, Arthur, but I just put it out there for anyone and you replied.
No hard feelings?
Noooo, don’t worry!
(Alternative reply: No, but I’ll get me some viagra and then it’ll change. Would that work?)
Sorry Arthur, I’m still locked in an embrace with Jam. I’ll have to get back to you…
wasn’t the answer a win? the question was a fail.
*ponders*
maybe he ccc should die and prove hermself right when herm chubbydating.com profile continues to generate interest
and revenue
It’s actually a win. The girl got the irony.
That is a completely new approach to it! Congrats!
*applauds*
hrmm…
This is not FAIL this is WIN!
Look up “irony” in your dictionary, noob!
“Irony”? Wow, I looked it up on Google and I only got…
I’m not falling for that again!
its like goldy or silvery, but its made of iron
I ore to give you a nickel for that one.
*squeeze* (Been too long!)
you know i like to metal in the affairs of others
*squeeze* (way too long, out of the loop)
Well, steel yourself; I’m a bit loopy!
for me, this answer is just a win… xD
Here is my new approach: what if it’s actually a win? The girl got the irony!
Or, what if she got the sarcasm?
That’s another question.
Yahoo Answers fail is a pleonasm…
Looks like a win to me!
ROTFL, Priceless dude! Thats the funniest thing I have ever seen!
Terrel
http://www.Absolute-Anonymity.com
WTF?! It’s not a fail, it’s an epic win! :O
*durp*
Not credible. Like all your attempts. You might as well go with just one name.
That answer should have been a win! Perfect sarcasm!!!
Sarcastic WIN!
Looks like the question/answer was removed – can somebody repost it in the comments?
the poster and responder must have died tragically. Microchips dude MICROCHIPS! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*runs and hides*
Yup it’s true.
The original question was Fail. The answer was win, Win, WIN.
I COMPLETLY agree. you could not be more right;)
Oh, thanks for sharing that. Now I see how hilarious it is.
Hey…wait a second.
Apparently everyone else can still see it. For some reason the image is blocked for me.
Maybe I can look it up when I get home.
….
Okay, you can all go back to your inane babblings now.
Oh it’s a win actually
WTF maybe elchupacabra was bluffing i mean tha’ts impossible! that is sooooooooooooooooo fake!
Question = fail
Answer = win
amirite?
Isn’t that more of an “Answer Win”? They were being per-eeetty sarcastic.
Although the question was, indeed, a fail.
Fail? Are you kidding? That microchip response was a smart alec win!
ditto!
Hell yeah it was a win, thats what i scrolling all the way to the bottom to write, its Puddle Win, Person Fail. i like puddle win
i mean if he was sarcastic…
Why is this a FAIL? It looks like a sarcastic answer and everybody thought it was funny and bumped it as the best answer.
its the best answer by the asker, so its a fail from the asker win from the answerer
The person who asked it thought it was the best answer XD
lmao i loved the respond, its more hilarious than the freaking question XDd
El chupacabra… haha…
I’d call that a win…
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh my god. XD
Ugh. That was obviously a sarcastic answer to the question. Not a fail, but a win, people.
the question was a fail.
True dat.
I wonder how many people she went off and told that to.
Epic WIN answer. Why can you not see that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this just made my day
Awesome answer.
I’d say that’s a win.
The question was fail, the answer is win.
Epic Win!!!
taking the piss answer win!!
one day I’d like to meet actual people who come up with these answers. And yeah, I’d say the answer’s a win too.
HAHAHAHA! WIN.
ANSWER WIN. haha.
it true there one born every day
i thinks this is a win
Wow I can’t believe this, it’s too funneh!!!
That’s definitely a WIN! The question is a fail, however…
Wowm the person who asked that question: FAIL.
The person who answered it: WIN.
‘Nuff said.
EPIN!!!
HAHA EL CHUPACABRA SARCASM WIN
Who knew that a Mexican Goat-Eating Monster knew so much about human technology?
People, I believe the fail was in reference to the fact that the asker believed it and responded with “Sweet
”
The answer is an obvious win.
That being why we’re responding with the same toxic level of sarcasm.
This should definatley be a win
Yeah…read almost every comment above you.
Question = Failed
Answer = WIN
Intelligence Fail? Or Sarcasm Win?
that answer is a total win.
answer=win
the asker is just an epic FAIL XD
No, the asker is why natural selection is a good thing. Grease fires too.
The answer is a WIN.
WINWINWIN.
Let’s make sure we get this clear…
Yahoo question FAIL.
Yahoo answer WIN!!!
crap i stumbled upon a fat chick troll in the above comments…
How is this a fail? That person who wrote that answer wins.
Yes, Definite WIN
Was the second guy seiose, cvause if not, it’s really a win!
As with all other Yahoo! Answer fails, this fail is fail. The vast majority of them are just a set-up to make it onto failblog. I personally hope they stop featuring them, because I want authenticity with my fails.
Squeeze me jam!
That is SSSOOO a win answer!!
You people are odd some one should post the comments on failblog!
the question is a fail lol the answer is a total win. It fits perfectly the question.
I would have to disagree with the classification of this fail. The question was without a doubt a total fail, but I’m pretty sure that answer was, in fact, a win.
also notice the answerer’s name is el chupacaba
The answers that other people post are quite sad.
sounds like a win for the answer…lollls
Epic win for the answer. LOL!!!
that only if youre on the gantz team xD
Kill yourself, and i’ll find out
What an epic dumbass!
Umm, I think this is really a sarcasm WIN.
dude, best answer win!
I just joined myspace to send a condolence message to my brother’s kids. Their mother died last month. Then they wanted to be friends so now I can see messages. My brother’s ex is still there a month after she died. It is weird since I never really knew her and hadn’t seen her kids since the youngest was 20. Now I can see all the pictures of my brother’s grandkids and what his kids are up to. I think it is a really cool site
This is definitely a sarcasm win. No question about it.
because manipulating idiots is soooo much fun
LOOOOOOL!!! OMG. that’s too awesome. HAHA.
Wat a nice lie dude EPIC win for the person hu answered
i’ve actually wondered this
This question is still up at the time of this posting,It hasn’t been removed! xD
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081002235810AAf2yQr
Just realized I was beaten up there.
so i guess then she died. right?
I think this answer was WIN
Well. they are seriously working on the technology in Europe, to connect the network facebooks, myspaces, etc, with the national death record thingamabob, and as soon as that reaches their server, it will access your account and send out a “sorry, I won’t be hanging around here anymore. I kicked the bucket about a month ago.” to all your friends. In fact, it works if you sign up for the program, now check out that sh@@@@t! “Swedish web service to manage online life after offline death.” http://www.thelocal.se/19604/20090522/
Another reason I hate being a minor. People my age are so stupid.
Correction**
Americans your age are so stupid.
Wait- it’s been freaking forever since I deleted that old account and just now I’m getting recognized for my efforts in bring the laughs Y!A.
A little late but still freakin sweet! A lot of my old comments are still up it seems.
I started a new account but it will never be as golden as the old one now :sniff:
wooooooow…
she asked a stupid question in the first place, so i think it’s an ANSWER WIN.
That’s actually not a bad idea. XD
This is totally mis-labeled. It should be Question Fail/Answer Win!!!
i consider this an answer WIN!!! (obviously sarcasm by el chupacabra)
Actually it is sent to myspace heaven or hell and continued by the dead person there for all the other dead people to see!
I actually loled at that one.
Question: fail
response: win
asker’s response: fail?
also el chupacabra deserves some alligators for his win
wow epic fail. a chip n your brain that deletes your myspace? man people are getting realy stupid now its realy amazing.
yeah and some people is getting really dumb cuz they cant understand sarcasm
actually the answer is an epic win, not a fail
It’s actually pretty depressing when I stumble across the facebooks of friends who have died this last year.
LMAO answer win!
well either the person with the microchi[ is either having fun or really is that stupid either way i loved it gave me a good laugh
that answer was a total win.
IQ: 1
Everyone is apparently too retarded to see that that’s probably a joke.
you make that accusation then follow it up with a probably?
Sarcasm is my LOVER.
Apparently only a select few are blessed enough to grasp its wonderful concept though.
A shame.
I could totally see this girl try to cut her head open and find that microchip.
lmao
It should say “Resolved Question Fail”. :\/
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aoc7_1TnDsgVXs0zV4JrG8YjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090713161327AAU7tnB
looks like some failure did a follow up!
look at why the asker liked the answer.
someone plz write me on here plz i dont kno wat to talk about im new on here plz and thank yu
Well, you could write about spelling.
Seeing as you can do it so well!
:3
Kidding, dun’t talk it seriously. Feckers.
Actually this is the way to answer someone that clueless. It doesn’t hurt them or you while explaining to them how stupid they are will hurt their feelings and waste your time. Theirs no telling how many other idiotic things they believe, none of us, even working together, have the time to fix them all.
The dude was obviously kidding. the loser who “failed”this has no life.
LMFAO OMG DUMBASS XDDDDDD
lol. is that actually coorect tho?
wonder if this works…..
UNBELIEVEABLE! THIS IS EPICNESS!
ANSWER WIN
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! did you see? she believed it! she answered sweet. hahahahahaha! some people are too addicted to myspace! haha
Thats not FAIL, thats WIN!
ur an azz
Some people, Are scarily stupid. It gives me fear for the future. Unlike the person who gave her the “Answer” That, Is just pure genius.
Under the rating of the answer she says ‘sweet
’
We need another FAIL Blog-related website dedicated to Yahoo Answers. Seriously.
this site is ghay so y u spend ur life on it i bet ur all fat too!lol
so close to the truth, though.
Wow! Epic fail to all on here:) this isn’t a blog anymore. it is an update on the status of the human mind:( and please don’t squeeze me, you might give me “bugs” or a virus;) lmfao
This blog itself is a fail because its so ugly.
Omg why FAIL !? Irony WIN
Obviously a blonde.
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